NEPHELIDIA

IN the days of my season of salad,When the down was as dew on my cheek,And for French I was bred on the ballad,For Greek on the writers of Greek,—Then I sang of the rose that is ruddy,Of "pleasure that winces and stings,"Of white women, and wine that is bloody,And similar things.Of Delight that is dear as Desi-er,And Desire that is dear as Delight;Of the fangs of the flame that is fi-er,Of the bruises of kisses that bite;Of embraces that clasp and that sever,Of blushes that flutter and fleeRound the limbs of Dolores, whoeverDolores may be.I sang of false faith that is fleetingAs froth of the swallowing seas,Time's curse that is fatal as KeatingIs fatal to amorous fleas;Of the wanness of woe that is whelp ofThe lust that is blind as a bat—By the help of my Muse and the help ofThe relativeThat.Panatheist, bruiser and breakerOf kings and the creatures of kings,I shouted on Freedom to shake herFeet loose of the fetter that clings;Far rolling my ravenous red eye,And lifting a mutinous lid,To all monarchs and matrons I said IWould shock them—and did.Thee I sang, and thy loves, O Thalassian,O "noble and nude and antique!"Unashamed in the "fearless old fashion,"Ere washing was done by the week;When the "roses and rapture" that girt youWere visions of delicate vice,And the "lilies and languors of virtue"Not nearly so nice.O delights of the time of my teething,Felise, Fragoletta, Yolande!Foam-yeast of a youth in its seethingOn blasted and blithering sand!Snake-crowned on your tresses and beltedWith blossoms that coil and decay,Ye are gone; ye are lost; ye are meltedLike ices in May.Hushed now is the bibulous bubbleOf "lithe and lascivious" throats;Long stript and extinct is the stubbleOf hoary and harvested oats;From the sweets that are sour as the sorrel'sThe bees have abortively swarmed;And Algernon's earlier moralsAre fairly reformed.I have written a loyal Armada,And posed in a Jubilee pose;I have babbled of babies and played aNew tune on the turn of their toes;Washed white from the stain of Astarte,My books any virgin may buy;And I hear I am praised by a partyCalled Something Mackay!When erased are the records, and rottenThe meshes of memory's net;When the grace that forgives has forgottenThe things that are good to forget;When the trill of my juvenile trumpetIs dead and its echoes are dead;Then the laurel shall lie on the crumpetAnd crown of my head!Owen Seaman.

IN the days of my season of salad,When the down was as dew on my cheek,And for French I was bred on the ballad,For Greek on the writers of Greek,—Then I sang of the rose that is ruddy,Of "pleasure that winces and stings,"Of white women, and wine that is bloody,And similar things.Of Delight that is dear as Desi-er,And Desire that is dear as Delight;Of the fangs of the flame that is fi-er,Of the bruises of kisses that bite;Of embraces that clasp and that sever,Of blushes that flutter and fleeRound the limbs of Dolores, whoeverDolores may be.I sang of false faith that is fleetingAs froth of the swallowing seas,Time's curse that is fatal as KeatingIs fatal to amorous fleas;Of the wanness of woe that is whelp ofThe lust that is blind as a bat—By the help of my Muse and the help ofThe relativeThat.Panatheist, bruiser and breakerOf kings and the creatures of kings,I shouted on Freedom to shake herFeet loose of the fetter that clings;Far rolling my ravenous red eye,And lifting a mutinous lid,To all monarchs and matrons I said IWould shock them—and did.Thee I sang, and thy loves, O Thalassian,O "noble and nude and antique!"Unashamed in the "fearless old fashion,"Ere washing was done by the week;When the "roses and rapture" that girt youWere visions of delicate vice,And the "lilies and languors of virtue"Not nearly so nice.O delights of the time of my teething,Felise, Fragoletta, Yolande!Foam-yeast of a youth in its seethingOn blasted and blithering sand!Snake-crowned on your tresses and beltedWith blossoms that coil and decay,Ye are gone; ye are lost; ye are meltedLike ices in May.Hushed now is the bibulous bubbleOf "lithe and lascivious" throats;Long stript and extinct is the stubbleOf hoary and harvested oats;From the sweets that are sour as the sorrel'sThe bees have abortively swarmed;And Algernon's earlier moralsAre fairly reformed.I have written a loyal Armada,And posed in a Jubilee pose;I have babbled of babies and played aNew tune on the turn of their toes;Washed white from the stain of Astarte,My books any virgin may buy;And I hear I am praised by a partyCalled Something Mackay!When erased are the records, and rottenThe meshes of memory's net;When the grace that forgives has forgottenThe things that are good to forget;When the trill of my juvenile trumpetIs dead and its echoes are dead;Then the laurel shall lie on the crumpetAnd crown of my head!Owen Seaman.

IN the days of my season of salad,When the down was as dew on my cheek,And for French I was bred on the ballad,For Greek on the writers of Greek,—Then I sang of the rose that is ruddy,Of "pleasure that winces and stings,"Of white women, and wine that is bloody,And similar things.

IN the days of my season of salad,

When the down was as dew on my cheek,

And for French I was bred on the ballad,

For Greek on the writers of Greek,—

Then I sang of the rose that is ruddy,

Of "pleasure that winces and stings,"

Of white women, and wine that is bloody,

And similar things.

Of Delight that is dear as Desi-er,And Desire that is dear as Delight;Of the fangs of the flame that is fi-er,Of the bruises of kisses that bite;Of embraces that clasp and that sever,Of blushes that flutter and fleeRound the limbs of Dolores, whoeverDolores may be.

Of Delight that is dear as Desi-er,

And Desire that is dear as Delight;

Of the fangs of the flame that is fi-er,

Of the bruises of kisses that bite;

Of embraces that clasp and that sever,

Of blushes that flutter and flee

Round the limbs of Dolores, whoever

Dolores may be.

I sang of false faith that is fleetingAs froth of the swallowing seas,Time's curse that is fatal as KeatingIs fatal to amorous fleas;Of the wanness of woe that is whelp ofThe lust that is blind as a bat—By the help of my Muse and the help ofThe relativeThat.

I sang of false faith that is fleeting

As froth of the swallowing seas,

Time's curse that is fatal as Keating

Is fatal to amorous fleas;

Of the wanness of woe that is whelp of

The lust that is blind as a bat—

By the help of my Muse and the help of

The relativeThat.

Panatheist, bruiser and breakerOf kings and the creatures of kings,I shouted on Freedom to shake herFeet loose of the fetter that clings;Far rolling my ravenous red eye,And lifting a mutinous lid,To all monarchs and matrons I said IWould shock them—and did.

Panatheist, bruiser and breaker

Of kings and the creatures of kings,

I shouted on Freedom to shake her

Feet loose of the fetter that clings;

Far rolling my ravenous red eye,

And lifting a mutinous lid,

To all monarchs and matrons I said I

Would shock them—and did.

Thee I sang, and thy loves, O Thalassian,O "noble and nude and antique!"Unashamed in the "fearless old fashion,"Ere washing was done by the week;When the "roses and rapture" that girt youWere visions of delicate vice,And the "lilies and languors of virtue"Not nearly so nice.

Thee I sang, and thy loves, O Thalassian,

O "noble and nude and antique!"

Unashamed in the "fearless old fashion,"

Ere washing was done by the week;

When the "roses and rapture" that girt you

Were visions of delicate vice,

And the "lilies and languors of virtue"

Not nearly so nice.

O delights of the time of my teething,Felise, Fragoletta, Yolande!Foam-yeast of a youth in its seethingOn blasted and blithering sand!Snake-crowned on your tresses and beltedWith blossoms that coil and decay,Ye are gone; ye are lost; ye are meltedLike ices in May.

O delights of the time of my teething,

Felise, Fragoletta, Yolande!

Foam-yeast of a youth in its seething

On blasted and blithering sand!

Snake-crowned on your tresses and belted

With blossoms that coil and decay,

Ye are gone; ye are lost; ye are melted

Like ices in May.

Hushed now is the bibulous bubbleOf "lithe and lascivious" throats;Long stript and extinct is the stubbleOf hoary and harvested oats;From the sweets that are sour as the sorrel'sThe bees have abortively swarmed;And Algernon's earlier moralsAre fairly reformed.

Hushed now is the bibulous bubble

Of "lithe and lascivious" throats;

Long stript and extinct is the stubble

Of hoary and harvested oats;

From the sweets that are sour as the sorrel's

The bees have abortively swarmed;

And Algernon's earlier morals

Are fairly reformed.

I have written a loyal Armada,And posed in a Jubilee pose;I have babbled of babies and played aNew tune on the turn of their toes;Washed white from the stain of Astarte,My books any virgin may buy;And I hear I am praised by a partyCalled Something Mackay!

I have written a loyal Armada,

And posed in a Jubilee pose;

I have babbled of babies and played a

New tune on the turn of their toes;

Washed white from the stain of Astarte,

My books any virgin may buy;

And I hear I am praised by a party

Called Something Mackay!

When erased are the records, and rottenThe meshes of memory's net;When the grace that forgives has forgottenThe things that are good to forget;When the trill of my juvenile trumpetIs dead and its echoes are dead;Then the laurel shall lie on the crumpetAnd crown of my head!Owen Seaman.

When erased are the records, and rotten

The meshes of memory's net;

When the grace that forgives has forgotten

The things that are good to forget;

When the trill of my juvenile trumpet

Is dead and its echoes are dead;

Then the laurel shall lie on the crumpet

And crown of my head!

Owen Seaman.

FROM the depth of the dreamy decline of the dawn through a notable nimbus of nebulous moonshine,Pallid and pink as the palm of the flag-flower that flickers with fear of the flies as they float,Are they looks of our lovers that lustrously lean from a marvel of mystic miraculous moonshine,These that we feel in the blood of our blushes that thicken and threaten with throbs through the throat?Thicken and thrill as a theatre thronged at appeal of an actor's appalled agitation,Fainter with fear of the fires of the future than pale with the promise of pride in the past;Flushed with the famishing fulness of fever that reddens with radiance of rathe recreation,Gaunt as the ghastliest of glimpses that gleam through the gloom of the gloaming when ghosts go aghast?Nay, for the nick of the tick of the time is a tremulous touch on the temples of terror,Strained as the sinews yet strenuous with strife of the dead who is dumb as the dust-heaps of death;Surely no soul is it, sweet as the spasm of erotic emotional exquisite error,Bathed in the balms of beatified bliss, beatific itself by beatitude's breath.Surely no spirit or sense of a soul that was soft to the spirit and soul of our sensesSweetens the stress of surprising suspicion that sobs in the semblance and sound of a sigh;Only this oracle opens Olympian, in mystical moods and triangular tenses,—"Life is the lust of a lamp for the light that is dark till the dawn of the day when we die."Mild is the mirk and monotonous music of memory, melodiously mute as it may be,While the hope in the heart of a hero is bruised by the breach of men's rapiers, resigned to the rod;Made meek as a mother whose bosom-beats bound with the bliss-bringing bulk of a balm-breathing baby,As they grope through the grave-yard of creeds, under skies growing green at a groan for the grimness of God.Blank is the book of his bounty beholden of old, and its binding is blacker than bluer:Out of blue into black is the scheme of the skies, and their dews are the wine of the bloodshed of things;Till the darkling desire of delight shall be free as a fawn that is freed from the fangs that pursue her,Till the heart-beats of hell shall be hushed by a hymn from the hunt that has harried the kennel of kings.Algernon Charles Swinburne.

FROM the depth of the dreamy decline of the dawn through a notable nimbus of nebulous moonshine,Pallid and pink as the palm of the flag-flower that flickers with fear of the flies as they float,Are they looks of our lovers that lustrously lean from a marvel of mystic miraculous moonshine,These that we feel in the blood of our blushes that thicken and threaten with throbs through the throat?Thicken and thrill as a theatre thronged at appeal of an actor's appalled agitation,Fainter with fear of the fires of the future than pale with the promise of pride in the past;Flushed with the famishing fulness of fever that reddens with radiance of rathe recreation,Gaunt as the ghastliest of glimpses that gleam through the gloom of the gloaming when ghosts go aghast?Nay, for the nick of the tick of the time is a tremulous touch on the temples of terror,Strained as the sinews yet strenuous with strife of the dead who is dumb as the dust-heaps of death;Surely no soul is it, sweet as the spasm of erotic emotional exquisite error,Bathed in the balms of beatified bliss, beatific itself by beatitude's breath.Surely no spirit or sense of a soul that was soft to the spirit and soul of our sensesSweetens the stress of surprising suspicion that sobs in the semblance and sound of a sigh;Only this oracle opens Olympian, in mystical moods and triangular tenses,—"Life is the lust of a lamp for the light that is dark till the dawn of the day when we die."Mild is the mirk and monotonous music of memory, melodiously mute as it may be,While the hope in the heart of a hero is bruised by the breach of men's rapiers, resigned to the rod;Made meek as a mother whose bosom-beats bound with the bliss-bringing bulk of a balm-breathing baby,As they grope through the grave-yard of creeds, under skies growing green at a groan for the grimness of God.Blank is the book of his bounty beholden of old, and its binding is blacker than bluer:Out of blue into black is the scheme of the skies, and their dews are the wine of the bloodshed of things;Till the darkling desire of delight shall be free as a fawn that is freed from the fangs that pursue her,Till the heart-beats of hell shall be hushed by a hymn from the hunt that has harried the kennel of kings.Algernon Charles Swinburne.

FROM the depth of the dreamy decline of the dawn through a notable nimbus of nebulous moonshine,

Pallid and pink as the palm of the flag-flower that flickers with fear of the flies as they float,

Are they looks of our lovers that lustrously lean from a marvel of mystic miraculous moonshine,

These that we feel in the blood of our blushes that thicken and threaten with throbs through the throat?

Thicken and thrill as a theatre thronged at appeal of an actor's appalled agitation,

Fainter with fear of the fires of the future than pale with the promise of pride in the past;

Flushed with the famishing fulness of fever that reddens with radiance of rathe recreation,

Gaunt as the ghastliest of glimpses that gleam through the gloom of the gloaming when ghosts go aghast?

Nay, for the nick of the tick of the time is a tremulous touch on the temples of terror,

Strained as the sinews yet strenuous with strife of the dead who is dumb as the dust-heaps of death;

Surely no soul is it, sweet as the spasm of erotic emotional exquisite error,

Bathed in the balms of beatified bliss, beatific itself by beatitude's breath.

Surely no spirit or sense of a soul that was soft to the spirit and soul of our senses

Sweetens the stress of surprising suspicion that sobs in the semblance and sound of a sigh;

Only this oracle opens Olympian, in mystical moods and triangular tenses,—

"Life is the lust of a lamp for the light that is dark till the dawn of the day when we die."

Mild is the mirk and monotonous music of memory, melodiously mute as it may be,

While the hope in the heart of a hero is bruised by the breach of men's rapiers, resigned to the rod;

Made meek as a mother whose bosom-beats bound with the bliss-bringing bulk of a balm-breathing baby,

As they grope through the grave-yard of creeds, under skies growing green at a groan for the grimness of God.

Blank is the book of his bounty beholden of old, and its binding is blacker than bluer:

Out of blue into black is the scheme of the skies, and their dews are the wine of the bloodshed of things;

Till the darkling desire of delight shall be free as a fawn that is freed from the fangs that pursue her,

Till the heart-beats of hell shall be hushed by a hymn from the hunt that has harried the kennel of kings.

Algernon Charles Swinburne.

AS a wave that steals when the winds are stormyFrom creek to cove of the curving shore,Buffeted, blown, and broken before me,Scattered and spread to its sunlit core:As a dove that dips in the dark of maplesTo sip the sweetness of shelter and shade,I kneel in thy nimbus, O noon of Naples,I bathe in thy beauty, by thee embayed.What is it ails me that I should sing of her?The queen of the flashes and flames that were!Yea, I have felt the shuddering sting of her,The flower-sweet throat and the hands of her!I have swayed and sung to the sound of her psalters,I have danced her dances of dizzy delight,I have hallowed mine hair to the horns of her altars,Between the nightingale's song and the night!What is it, Queen, that now I should do for thee?What is it now I should ask at thine hands?Blow of the trumpets thine children once blew for thee?Break from thine feet and thine bosom the bands?Nay, as sweet as the songs of Leone Leoni,And gay as her garments of gem-sprinkled gold,She gives me mellifluous, mild macaroni,The choice of her children when cheeses are old!And over me hover, as if by the wings of it,Frayed in the furnace by flame that is fleet,The curious coils and the strenuous strings of it,Dropping, diminishing down, as I eat;Lo! and the beautiful Queen, as she brings of it,Lifts me the links of the limitless chain,Bidding mine mouth chant the splendidest things of it,Out of the wealth of my wonderful brain!Behold! I have done it: my stomach is smittenWith sweets of the surfeit her hands have unrolled.Italia, mine cheeks with thine kisses are bitten,I am broken with beauty, stabbed, slaughtered, and sold!No man of thy millions is more macaronied,Save mighty Mazzini, than musical Me;The souls of the Ages shall stand as astonied,And faint in the flame I am fanning for thee!Bayard Taylor.

AS a wave that steals when the winds are stormyFrom creek to cove of the curving shore,Buffeted, blown, and broken before me,Scattered and spread to its sunlit core:As a dove that dips in the dark of maplesTo sip the sweetness of shelter and shade,I kneel in thy nimbus, O noon of Naples,I bathe in thy beauty, by thee embayed.What is it ails me that I should sing of her?The queen of the flashes and flames that were!Yea, I have felt the shuddering sting of her,The flower-sweet throat and the hands of her!I have swayed and sung to the sound of her psalters,I have danced her dances of dizzy delight,I have hallowed mine hair to the horns of her altars,Between the nightingale's song and the night!What is it, Queen, that now I should do for thee?What is it now I should ask at thine hands?Blow of the trumpets thine children once blew for thee?Break from thine feet and thine bosom the bands?Nay, as sweet as the songs of Leone Leoni,And gay as her garments of gem-sprinkled gold,She gives me mellifluous, mild macaroni,The choice of her children when cheeses are old!And over me hover, as if by the wings of it,Frayed in the furnace by flame that is fleet,The curious coils and the strenuous strings of it,Dropping, diminishing down, as I eat;Lo! and the beautiful Queen, as she brings of it,Lifts me the links of the limitless chain,Bidding mine mouth chant the splendidest things of it,Out of the wealth of my wonderful brain!Behold! I have done it: my stomach is smittenWith sweets of the surfeit her hands have unrolled.Italia, mine cheeks with thine kisses are bitten,I am broken with beauty, stabbed, slaughtered, and sold!No man of thy millions is more macaronied,Save mighty Mazzini, than musical Me;The souls of the Ages shall stand as astonied,And faint in the flame I am fanning for thee!Bayard Taylor.

AS a wave that steals when the winds are stormyFrom creek to cove of the curving shore,Buffeted, blown, and broken before me,Scattered and spread to its sunlit core:As a dove that dips in the dark of maplesTo sip the sweetness of shelter and shade,I kneel in thy nimbus, O noon of Naples,I bathe in thy beauty, by thee embayed.

AS a wave that steals when the winds are stormy

From creek to cove of the curving shore,

Buffeted, blown, and broken before me,

Scattered and spread to its sunlit core:

As a dove that dips in the dark of maples

To sip the sweetness of shelter and shade,

I kneel in thy nimbus, O noon of Naples,

I bathe in thy beauty, by thee embayed.

What is it ails me that I should sing of her?The queen of the flashes and flames that were!Yea, I have felt the shuddering sting of her,The flower-sweet throat and the hands of her!I have swayed and sung to the sound of her psalters,I have danced her dances of dizzy delight,I have hallowed mine hair to the horns of her altars,Between the nightingale's song and the night!

What is it ails me that I should sing of her?

The queen of the flashes and flames that were!

Yea, I have felt the shuddering sting of her,

The flower-sweet throat and the hands of her!

I have swayed and sung to the sound of her psalters,

I have danced her dances of dizzy delight,

I have hallowed mine hair to the horns of her altars,

Between the nightingale's song and the night!

What is it, Queen, that now I should do for thee?What is it now I should ask at thine hands?Blow of the trumpets thine children once blew for thee?Break from thine feet and thine bosom the bands?Nay, as sweet as the songs of Leone Leoni,And gay as her garments of gem-sprinkled gold,She gives me mellifluous, mild macaroni,The choice of her children when cheeses are old!

What is it, Queen, that now I should do for thee?

What is it now I should ask at thine hands?

Blow of the trumpets thine children once blew for thee?

Break from thine feet and thine bosom the bands?

Nay, as sweet as the songs of Leone Leoni,

And gay as her garments of gem-sprinkled gold,

She gives me mellifluous, mild macaroni,

The choice of her children when cheeses are old!

And over me hover, as if by the wings of it,Frayed in the furnace by flame that is fleet,The curious coils and the strenuous strings of it,Dropping, diminishing down, as I eat;Lo! and the beautiful Queen, as she brings of it,Lifts me the links of the limitless chain,Bidding mine mouth chant the splendidest things of it,Out of the wealth of my wonderful brain!

And over me hover, as if by the wings of it,

Frayed in the furnace by flame that is fleet,

The curious coils and the strenuous strings of it,

Dropping, diminishing down, as I eat;

Lo! and the beautiful Queen, as she brings of it,

Lifts me the links of the limitless chain,

Bidding mine mouth chant the splendidest things of it,

Out of the wealth of my wonderful brain!

Behold! I have done it: my stomach is smittenWith sweets of the surfeit her hands have unrolled.Italia, mine cheeks with thine kisses are bitten,I am broken with beauty, stabbed, slaughtered, and sold!No man of thy millions is more macaronied,Save mighty Mazzini, than musical Me;The souls of the Ages shall stand as astonied,And faint in the flame I am fanning for thee!Bayard Taylor.

Behold! I have done it: my stomach is smitten

With sweets of the surfeit her hands have unrolled.

Italia, mine cheeks with thine kisses are bitten,

I am broken with beauty, stabbed, slaughtered, and sold!

No man of thy millions is more macaronied,

Save mighty Mazzini, than musical Me;

The souls of the Ages shall stand as astonied,

And faint in the flame I am fanning for thee!

Bayard Taylor.

By Bred Hard

WHICH I wish to remark,And my language is plain,That for plots that are darkAnd not always in vainThe heathen Pass-ee is peculiar,And the same I would rise to explain.I would also premiseThat the term of Pass-eeMost fitly applies,As you probably see,To one whose vocation is passingThe ordinary B. A. degree.Tom Crib was his name,And I shall not denyIn regard to the sameWhat that name might imply;But his face it was trustful and childlike,And he had a most innocent eye.Upon April the FirstThe Little-Go fell,And that was the worstOf the gentleman's sell,For he fooled the Examining BodyIn a way I'm reluctant to tell.The candidates came,And Tom Crib soon appeared;It was Euclid. The sameWas "the subject he feared;"But he smiled as he sat by the table,With a smile that was wary and weird.Yet he did what he could,And the papers he showedWere remarkably good,And his countenance glowedWith pride when I met him soon afterAs he walked down the Trumpington Road.We did not find him out,Which I bitterly grieve,For I've not the least doubtThat he'd placed up his sleeveMr. Todhunter's excellent Euclid,The same with intent to deceive.But I shall not forgetHow the next day at twoA stiff paper was setBy Examiner U.,On Euripides' tragedy, Bacchae,A subject Tom partially knew.But the knowledge displayedBy that heathen Pass-ee,And the answers he made,Were quite frightful to see,For he rapidly floored the whole paperBy about twenty minutes to three.Then I looked up at U.,And he gazed upon me;I observed "This won't do;"He replied, "Goodness me;We are fooled by this artless young person,"And he sent for that heathen Pass-ee.The scene that ensuedWas disgraceful to view,For the floor it was strewedWith a tolerable fewOf the "tips" that Tom Crib had been hidingFor the subject he "partially knew."On the cuff of his shirtHe had managed to getWhat we hoped had been dirt,But which proved, I regret,To be notes on the rise of the Drama,A question invariably set.In his various coatsWe proceeded to seek,Where we found sundry notesAnd—with sorrow I speak speak—One of Bohn's publications, so usefulTo the student in Latin or Greek.In the crown of his capWere the Furies and Fates,And a delicate mapOf the Dorian States;And we found in his palms, which were hollow,What are frequent in palms,—that is dates.Which I wish to remark,And my language is plain,That for plots that are darkAnd not always in vainThe heathen Pass-ee is peculiar,Which the same I am free to maintain.A. C. Hilton.

WHICH I wish to remark,And my language is plain,That for plots that are darkAnd not always in vainThe heathen Pass-ee is peculiar,And the same I would rise to explain.I would also premiseThat the term of Pass-eeMost fitly applies,As you probably see,To one whose vocation is passingThe ordinary B. A. degree.Tom Crib was his name,And I shall not denyIn regard to the sameWhat that name might imply;But his face it was trustful and childlike,And he had a most innocent eye.Upon April the FirstThe Little-Go fell,And that was the worstOf the gentleman's sell,For he fooled the Examining BodyIn a way I'm reluctant to tell.The candidates came,And Tom Crib soon appeared;It was Euclid. The sameWas "the subject he feared;"But he smiled as he sat by the table,With a smile that was wary and weird.Yet he did what he could,And the papers he showedWere remarkably good,And his countenance glowedWith pride when I met him soon afterAs he walked down the Trumpington Road.We did not find him out,Which I bitterly grieve,For I've not the least doubtThat he'd placed up his sleeveMr. Todhunter's excellent Euclid,The same with intent to deceive.But I shall not forgetHow the next day at twoA stiff paper was setBy Examiner U.,On Euripides' tragedy, Bacchae,A subject Tom partially knew.But the knowledge displayedBy that heathen Pass-ee,And the answers he made,Were quite frightful to see,For he rapidly floored the whole paperBy about twenty minutes to three.Then I looked up at U.,And he gazed upon me;I observed "This won't do;"He replied, "Goodness me;We are fooled by this artless young person,"And he sent for that heathen Pass-ee.The scene that ensuedWas disgraceful to view,For the floor it was strewedWith a tolerable fewOf the "tips" that Tom Crib had been hidingFor the subject he "partially knew."On the cuff of his shirtHe had managed to getWhat we hoped had been dirt,But which proved, I regret,To be notes on the rise of the Drama,A question invariably set.In his various coatsWe proceeded to seek,Where we found sundry notesAnd—with sorrow I speak speak—One of Bohn's publications, so usefulTo the student in Latin or Greek.In the crown of his capWere the Furies and Fates,And a delicate mapOf the Dorian States;And we found in his palms, which were hollow,What are frequent in palms,—that is dates.Which I wish to remark,And my language is plain,That for plots that are darkAnd not always in vainThe heathen Pass-ee is peculiar,Which the same I am free to maintain.A. C. Hilton.

WHICH I wish to remark,And my language is plain,That for plots that are darkAnd not always in vainThe heathen Pass-ee is peculiar,And the same I would rise to explain.

WHICH I wish to remark,

And my language is plain,

That for plots that are dark

And not always in vain

The heathen Pass-ee is peculiar,

And the same I would rise to explain.

I would also premiseThat the term of Pass-eeMost fitly applies,As you probably see,To one whose vocation is passingThe ordinary B. A. degree.

I would also premise

That the term of Pass-ee

Most fitly applies,

As you probably see,

To one whose vocation is passing

The ordinary B. A. degree.

Tom Crib was his name,And I shall not denyIn regard to the sameWhat that name might imply;But his face it was trustful and childlike,And he had a most innocent eye.

Tom Crib was his name,

And I shall not deny

In regard to the same

What that name might imply;

But his face it was trustful and childlike,

And he had a most innocent eye.

Upon April the FirstThe Little-Go fell,And that was the worstOf the gentleman's sell,For he fooled the Examining BodyIn a way I'm reluctant to tell.

Upon April the First

The Little-Go fell,

And that was the worst

Of the gentleman's sell,

For he fooled the Examining Body

In a way I'm reluctant to tell.

The candidates came,And Tom Crib soon appeared;It was Euclid. The sameWas "the subject he feared;"But he smiled as he sat by the table,With a smile that was wary and weird.

The candidates came,

And Tom Crib soon appeared;

It was Euclid. The same

Was "the subject he feared;"

But he smiled as he sat by the table,

With a smile that was wary and weird.

Yet he did what he could,And the papers he showedWere remarkably good,And his countenance glowedWith pride when I met him soon afterAs he walked down the Trumpington Road.

Yet he did what he could,

And the papers he showed

Were remarkably good,

And his countenance glowed

With pride when I met him soon after

As he walked down the Trumpington Road.

We did not find him out,Which I bitterly grieve,For I've not the least doubtThat he'd placed up his sleeveMr. Todhunter's excellent Euclid,The same with intent to deceive.

We did not find him out,

Which I bitterly grieve,

For I've not the least doubt

That he'd placed up his sleeve

Mr. Todhunter's excellent Euclid,

The same with intent to deceive.

But I shall not forgetHow the next day at twoA stiff paper was setBy Examiner U.,On Euripides' tragedy, Bacchae,A subject Tom partially knew.

But I shall not forget

How the next day at two

A stiff paper was set

By Examiner U.,

On Euripides' tragedy, Bacchae,

A subject Tom partially knew.

But the knowledge displayedBy that heathen Pass-ee,And the answers he made,Were quite frightful to see,For he rapidly floored the whole paperBy about twenty minutes to three.

But the knowledge displayed

By that heathen Pass-ee,

And the answers he made,

Were quite frightful to see,

For he rapidly floored the whole paper

By about twenty minutes to three.

Then I looked up at U.,And he gazed upon me;I observed "This won't do;"He replied, "Goodness me;We are fooled by this artless young person,"And he sent for that heathen Pass-ee.

Then I looked up at U.,

And he gazed upon me;

I observed "This won't do;"

He replied, "Goodness me;

We are fooled by this artless young person,"

And he sent for that heathen Pass-ee.

The scene that ensuedWas disgraceful to view,For the floor it was strewedWith a tolerable fewOf the "tips" that Tom Crib had been hidingFor the subject he "partially knew."

The scene that ensued

Was disgraceful to view,

For the floor it was strewed

With a tolerable few

Of the "tips" that Tom Crib had been hiding

For the subject he "partially knew."

On the cuff of his shirtHe had managed to getWhat we hoped had been dirt,But which proved, I regret,To be notes on the rise of the Drama,A question invariably set.

On the cuff of his shirt

He had managed to get

What we hoped had been dirt,

But which proved, I regret,

To be notes on the rise of the Drama,

A question invariably set.

In his various coatsWe proceeded to seek,Where we found sundry notesAnd—with sorrow I speak speak—One of Bohn's publications, so usefulTo the student in Latin or Greek.

In his various coats

We proceeded to seek,

Where we found sundry notes

And—with sorrow I speak speak—

One of Bohn's publications, so useful

To the student in Latin or Greek.

In the crown of his capWere the Furies and Fates,And a delicate mapOf the Dorian States;And we found in his palms, which were hollow,What are frequent in palms,—that is dates.

In the crown of his cap

Were the Furies and Fates,

And a delicate map

Of the Dorian States;

And we found in his palms, which were hollow,

What are frequent in palms,—that is dates.

Which I wish to remark,And my language is plain,That for plots that are darkAnd not always in vainThe heathen Pass-ee is peculiar,Which the same I am free to maintain.A. C. Hilton.

Which I wish to remark,

And my language is plain,

That for plots that are dark

And not always in vain

The heathen Pass-ee is peculiar,

Which the same I am free to maintain.

A. C. Hilton.

Plain Language from Truthful James

DO I sleep? Do I dream?Am I hoaxed by a scout?Are things what they seem,Or is Sophists about?Is our το τι ηυ ειναι a failure, or is Robert Browning played out?Which expressions like theseMay be fairly appliedBy a party who seesA Society skiedUpon tea that the Warden of Keble had biled with legitimate pride.'Twas November the third,And I says to Bill Nye,"Which it's true what I've heard:If you're, so to speak, fly,There's a chance of some tea and cheap culture, the sort recommended as High."Which I mentioned its name,And he ups and remarks:"If dress-coats is the gameAnd pow-wow in the Parks,Then I'm nuts on Sordello and Hohenstiel-Schwangau and similar Snarks."Now the pride of Bill NyeCannot well be express'd;For he wore a white tieAnd a cut-away vest:Says I, "Solomon's lilies ain't in it, and they was reputed well dress'd."But not far did we wend,When we saw Pippa passOn the arm of a friend—Dr. Furnivall 'twas,And he wore in his hat two half-tickets for London, return, second-class."Well," I thought, "this is odd."But we came pretty quickTo a sort of a quadThat was all of red brick,And I says to the porter,—"R. Browning: free passes; and kindly look slick."But says he, dripping tearsIn his check handkerchief,"That symposium's career'sBeen regrettably brief,For it went all its pile upon crumpets and busted on gunpowder leaf!"Then we tucked up the sleevesOf our shirts (that were biled),Which the reader perceivesThat our feelings were riled,And we went for that man till his mother had doubted the traits of her child.Which emotions like theseMust be freely indulgedBy a party who seesA Society bulgedOn a reef the existence of which its prospectus had never divulged.But I ask,—Do I dream?Has it gone up the spout?Are things what they seem,Or is Sophists about?Is our το τι ηυ ειναι a failure, or is Robert Browning played out?A. T. Quiller-Couch.

DO I sleep? Do I dream?Am I hoaxed by a scout?Are things what they seem,Or is Sophists about?Is our το τι ηυ ειναι a failure, or is Robert Browning played out?Which expressions like theseMay be fairly appliedBy a party who seesA Society skiedUpon tea that the Warden of Keble had biled with legitimate pride.'Twas November the third,And I says to Bill Nye,"Which it's true what I've heard:If you're, so to speak, fly,There's a chance of some tea and cheap culture, the sort recommended as High."Which I mentioned its name,And he ups and remarks:"If dress-coats is the gameAnd pow-wow in the Parks,Then I'm nuts on Sordello and Hohenstiel-Schwangau and similar Snarks."Now the pride of Bill NyeCannot well be express'd;For he wore a white tieAnd a cut-away vest:Says I, "Solomon's lilies ain't in it, and they was reputed well dress'd."But not far did we wend,When we saw Pippa passOn the arm of a friend—Dr. Furnivall 'twas,And he wore in his hat two half-tickets for London, return, second-class."Well," I thought, "this is odd."But we came pretty quickTo a sort of a quadThat was all of red brick,And I says to the porter,—"R. Browning: free passes; and kindly look slick."But says he, dripping tearsIn his check handkerchief,"That symposium's career'sBeen regrettably brief,For it went all its pile upon crumpets and busted on gunpowder leaf!"Then we tucked up the sleevesOf our shirts (that were biled),Which the reader perceivesThat our feelings were riled,And we went for that man till his mother had doubted the traits of her child.Which emotions like theseMust be freely indulgedBy a party who seesA Society bulgedOn a reef the existence of which its prospectus had never divulged.But I ask,—Do I dream?Has it gone up the spout?Are things what they seem,Or is Sophists about?Is our το τι ηυ ειναι a failure, or is Robert Browning played out?A. T. Quiller-Couch.

DO I sleep? Do I dream?Am I hoaxed by a scout?Are things what they seem,Or is Sophists about?Is our το τι ηυ ειναι a failure, or is Robert Browning played out?

DO I sleep? Do I dream?

Am I hoaxed by a scout?

Are things what they seem,

Or is Sophists about?

Is our το τι ηυ ειναι a failure, or is Robert Browning played out?

Which expressions like theseMay be fairly appliedBy a party who seesA Society skiedUpon tea that the Warden of Keble had biled with legitimate pride.

Which expressions like these

May be fairly applied

By a party who sees

A Society skied

Upon tea that the Warden of Keble had biled with legitimate pride.

'Twas November the third,And I says to Bill Nye,"Which it's true what I've heard:If you're, so to speak, fly,There's a chance of some tea and cheap culture, the sort recommended as High."

'Twas November the third,

And I says to Bill Nye,

"Which it's true what I've heard:

If you're, so to speak, fly,

There's a chance of some tea and cheap culture, the sort recommended as High."

Which I mentioned its name,And he ups and remarks:"If dress-coats is the gameAnd pow-wow in the Parks,Then I'm nuts on Sordello and Hohenstiel-Schwangau and similar Snarks."

Which I mentioned its name,

And he ups and remarks:

"If dress-coats is the game

And pow-wow in the Parks,

Then I'm nuts on Sordello and Hohenstiel-Schwangau and similar Snarks."

Now the pride of Bill NyeCannot well be express'd;For he wore a white tieAnd a cut-away vest:Says I, "Solomon's lilies ain't in it, and they was reputed well dress'd."

Now the pride of Bill Nye

Cannot well be express'd;

For he wore a white tie

And a cut-away vest:

Says I, "Solomon's lilies ain't in it, and they was reputed well dress'd."

But not far did we wend,When we saw Pippa passOn the arm of a friend—Dr. Furnivall 'twas,And he wore in his hat two half-tickets for London, return, second-class.

But not far did we wend,

When we saw Pippa pass

On the arm of a friend

—Dr. Furnivall 'twas,

And he wore in his hat two half-tickets for London, return, second-class.

"Well," I thought, "this is odd."But we came pretty quickTo a sort of a quadThat was all of red brick,And I says to the porter,—"R. Browning: free passes; and kindly look slick."

"Well," I thought, "this is odd."

But we came pretty quick

To a sort of a quad

That was all of red brick,

And I says to the porter,—"R. Browning: free passes; and kindly look slick."

But says he, dripping tearsIn his check handkerchief,"That symposium's career'sBeen regrettably brief,For it went all its pile upon crumpets and busted on gunpowder leaf!"

But says he, dripping tears

In his check handkerchief,

"That symposium's career's

Been regrettably brief,

For it went all its pile upon crumpets and busted on gunpowder leaf!"

Then we tucked up the sleevesOf our shirts (that were biled),Which the reader perceivesThat our feelings were riled,And we went for that man till his mother had doubted the traits of her child.

Then we tucked up the sleeves

Of our shirts (that were biled),

Which the reader perceives

That our feelings were riled,

And we went for that man till his mother had doubted the traits of her child.

Which emotions like theseMust be freely indulgedBy a party who seesA Society bulgedOn a reef the existence of which its prospectus had never divulged.

Which emotions like these

Must be freely indulged

By a party who sees

A Society bulged

On a reef the existence of which its prospectus had never divulged.

But I ask,—Do I dream?Has it gone up the spout?Are things what they seem,Or is Sophists about?Is our το τι ηυ ειναι a failure, or is Robert Browning played out?A. T. Quiller-Couch.

But I ask,—Do I dream?

Has it gone up the spout?

Are things what they seem,

Or is Sophists about?

Is our το τι ηυ ειναι a failure, or is Robert Browning played out?

A. T. Quiller-Couch.

(Dedicated to Mr. Chaplin, M.P., and Mr. Richard Power, M.P., and 223 who followed him)

MINISTERS! you, most serious,Critics and statesmen of all degrees,Hearken awhile to the motion of us—Senators keen for the Epsom breeze!Nothing we ask of poets or fees;Worry us not with objections, pray!Lo, for the speaker's wig we seize—Give us, ah! give us the Derby Day.Scots most prudent, penurious!Irishmen busy as bumblebees!Hearken awhile to the motion of us—Senators keen for the Epsom breeze!For Sir Joseph's sake, and his owner's, please!(Solomon raced like fun, they say.)Lo, for we beg on our bended knees—Give us, ah! give us the Derby Day.Campbell—Asheton be generous!(But they voted such things were not the cheese.)Sullivan, hear us, magnanimous!(But Sullivan thought with their enemies.)And shortly they got both of help and ease,For a mad majority crowded to say,"Debate we've drunk to the dregs and lees:Give us, ah! give us the Derby Day."

MINISTERS! you, most serious,Critics and statesmen of all degrees,Hearken awhile to the motion of us—Senators keen for the Epsom breeze!Nothing we ask of poets or fees;Worry us not with objections, pray!Lo, for the speaker's wig we seize—Give us, ah! give us the Derby Day.Scots most prudent, penurious!Irishmen busy as bumblebees!Hearken awhile to the motion of us—Senators keen for the Epsom breeze!For Sir Joseph's sake, and his owner's, please!(Solomon raced like fun, they say.)Lo, for we beg on our bended knees—Give us, ah! give us the Derby Day.Campbell—Asheton be generous!(But they voted such things were not the cheese.)Sullivan, hear us, magnanimous!(But Sullivan thought with their enemies.)And shortly they got both of help and ease,For a mad majority crowded to say,"Debate we've drunk to the dregs and lees:Give us, ah! give us the Derby Day."

MINISTERS! you, most serious,Critics and statesmen of all degrees,Hearken awhile to the motion of us—Senators keen for the Epsom breeze!Nothing we ask of poets or fees;Worry us not with objections, pray!Lo, for the speaker's wig we seize—Give us, ah! give us the Derby Day.

MINISTERS! you, most serious,

Critics and statesmen of all degrees,

Hearken awhile to the motion of us—

Senators keen for the Epsom breeze!

Nothing we ask of poets or fees;

Worry us not with objections, pray!

Lo, for the speaker's wig we seize—

Give us, ah! give us the Derby Day.

Scots most prudent, penurious!Irishmen busy as bumblebees!Hearken awhile to the motion of us—Senators keen for the Epsom breeze!For Sir Joseph's sake, and his owner's, please!(Solomon raced like fun, they say.)Lo, for we beg on our bended knees—Give us, ah! give us the Derby Day.

Scots most prudent, penurious!

Irishmen busy as bumblebees!

Hearken awhile to the motion of us—

Senators keen for the Epsom breeze!

For Sir Joseph's sake, and his owner's, please!

(Solomon raced like fun, they say.)

Lo, for we beg on our bended knees—

Give us, ah! give us the Derby Day.

Campbell—Asheton be generous!(But they voted such things were not the cheese.)Sullivan, hear us, magnanimous!(But Sullivan thought with their enemies.)And shortly they got both of help and ease,For a mad majority crowded to say,"Debate we've drunk to the dregs and lees:Give us, ah! give us the Derby Day."

Campbell—Asheton be generous!

(But they voted such things were not the cheese.)

Sullivan, hear us, magnanimous!

(But Sullivan thought with their enemies.)

And shortly they got both of help and ease,

For a mad majority crowded to say,

"Debate we've drunk to the dregs and lees:

Give us, ah! give us the Derby Day."

Prince, most just was the motion of these,And many were seen by the dusty way,Shouting glad to the Epsom breezeGive us, ah! give us the Derby Day.Anonymous.

Prince, most just was the motion of these,And many were seen by the dusty way,Shouting glad to the Epsom breezeGive us, ah! give us the Derby Day.Anonymous.

Prince, most just was the motion of these,And many were seen by the dusty way,Shouting glad to the Epsom breezeGive us, ah! give us the Derby Day.Anonymous.

Prince, most just was the motion of these,

And many were seen by the dusty way,

Shouting glad to the Epsom breeze

Give us, ah! give us the Derby Day.

Anonymous.

UNHAPPY is Bo-Peep,Her tears profusely flow,Because her precious sheepHave wandered to and fro,Have chosen far to go,For "pastures new" inclined,(See Lycidas)—and lo!Their tails are still behind!How catch them while asleep?(I think GaboriauFor machinations deepBeats Conan Doyle and Co.)But none a hint bestowSave this, on how to findThe flocks she misses so—"Their tails are still behind!"This simple faith to keepWill mitigate her woe,She is not Joan, to leapTo arms against the foeOr conjugate τὑρτω;Nay, peacefully resignedShe waits, till time shall showTheir tails are still behind!Bo-Peep, rejoice! AlthoughYour sheep appear unkind,Rejoice at last to knowTheir tails are still behind!Anthony C. Deane.

UNHAPPY is Bo-Peep,Her tears profusely flow,Because her precious sheepHave wandered to and fro,Have chosen far to go,For "pastures new" inclined,(See Lycidas)—and lo!Their tails are still behind!How catch them while asleep?(I think GaboriauFor machinations deepBeats Conan Doyle and Co.)But none a hint bestowSave this, on how to findThe flocks she misses so—"Their tails are still behind!"This simple faith to keepWill mitigate her woe,She is not Joan, to leapTo arms against the foeOr conjugate τὑρτω;Nay, peacefully resignedShe waits, till time shall showTheir tails are still behind!Bo-Peep, rejoice! AlthoughYour sheep appear unkind,Rejoice at last to knowTheir tails are still behind!Anthony C. Deane.

UNHAPPY is Bo-Peep,Her tears profusely flow,Because her precious sheepHave wandered to and fro,Have chosen far to go,For "pastures new" inclined,(See Lycidas)—and lo!Their tails are still behind!

UNHAPPY is Bo-Peep,

Her tears profusely flow,

Because her precious sheep

Have wandered to and fro,

Have chosen far to go,

For "pastures new" inclined,

(See Lycidas)—and lo!

Their tails are still behind!

How catch them while asleep?(I think GaboriauFor machinations deepBeats Conan Doyle and Co.)But none a hint bestowSave this, on how to findThe flocks she misses so—"Their tails are still behind!"

How catch them while asleep?

(I think Gaboriau

For machinations deep

Beats Conan Doyle and Co.)

But none a hint bestow

Save this, on how to find

The flocks she misses so—

"Their tails are still behind!"

This simple faith to keepWill mitigate her woe,She is not Joan, to leapTo arms against the foeOr conjugate τὑρτω;Nay, peacefully resignedShe waits, till time shall showTheir tails are still behind!

This simple faith to keep

Will mitigate her woe,

She is not Joan, to leap

To arms against the foe

Or conjugate τὑρτω;

Nay, peacefully resigned

She waits, till time shall show

Their tails are still behind!

Bo-Peep, rejoice! AlthoughYour sheep appear unkind,Rejoice at last to knowTheir tails are still behind!Anthony C. Deane.

Bo-Peep, rejoice! Although

Your sheep appear unkind,

Rejoice at last to know

Their tails are still behind!

Anthony C. Deane.

CALM and implacable,Eying disdainfully the world beneath,Sat Humpty-Dumpty on his mural eminenceIn solemn state:And I relate his storyIn verse unfettered by the bothering restrictions of rhyme or metre,In verse (or "rhythm," as I prefer to call it)Which, consequently, is far from difficult to write.He sat. And at his feetThe world passed on—the surging crowdOf men and women, passionate, turgid, dense,Keenly alert, lethargic, or obese.(Those two lines scan!)Among the restHe noted Jones; Jones with his Roman nose,His eyebrows—the left one streaked with a dash of gray—And yellow boots.Not that JonesHas anything in particular to do with the story;But a descriptive phraseLike the above shows that the writer isA Master of Realism.Let us proceed. Suddenly from his seatDid Humpty-Dumpty slip. Vainly he clutchedThe impalpable air. Down and down,Right to the foot of the wall,Right on to the horribly hard pavement that ran beneath it,Humpty-Dumpty, the unfortunate Humpty-Dumpty,Fell.And him, alas! no equine agency,Him no power of regal battalions—Resourceful, eager, strenuous—Could ever restore to the lofty eminenceWhich once was his.Still he lies on the very identicalSpot where he fell—lies, as I said on the ground,Shamefully and conspicuously abased!Anthony C. Deane.

CALM and implacable,Eying disdainfully the world beneath,Sat Humpty-Dumpty on his mural eminenceIn solemn state:And I relate his storyIn verse unfettered by the bothering restrictions of rhyme or metre,In verse (or "rhythm," as I prefer to call it)Which, consequently, is far from difficult to write.He sat. And at his feetThe world passed on—the surging crowdOf men and women, passionate, turgid, dense,Keenly alert, lethargic, or obese.(Those two lines scan!)Among the restHe noted Jones; Jones with his Roman nose,His eyebrows—the left one streaked with a dash of gray—And yellow boots.Not that JonesHas anything in particular to do with the story;But a descriptive phraseLike the above shows that the writer isA Master of Realism.Let us proceed. Suddenly from his seatDid Humpty-Dumpty slip. Vainly he clutchedThe impalpable air. Down and down,Right to the foot of the wall,Right on to the horribly hard pavement that ran beneath it,Humpty-Dumpty, the unfortunate Humpty-Dumpty,Fell.And him, alas! no equine agency,Him no power of regal battalions—Resourceful, eager, strenuous—Could ever restore to the lofty eminenceWhich once was his.Still he lies on the very identicalSpot where he fell—lies, as I said on the ground,Shamefully and conspicuously abased!Anthony C. Deane.

CALM and implacable,Eying disdainfully the world beneath,Sat Humpty-Dumpty on his mural eminenceIn solemn state:And I relate his storyIn verse unfettered by the bothering restrictions of rhyme or metre,In verse (or "rhythm," as I prefer to call it)Which, consequently, is far from difficult to write.

CALM and implacable,

Eying disdainfully the world beneath,

Sat Humpty-Dumpty on his mural eminence

In solemn state:

And I relate his story

In verse unfettered by the bothering restrictions of rhyme or metre,

In verse (or "rhythm," as I prefer to call it)

Which, consequently, is far from difficult to write.

He sat. And at his feetThe world passed on—the surging crowdOf men and women, passionate, turgid, dense,Keenly alert, lethargic, or obese.(Those two lines scan!)

He sat. And at his feet

The world passed on—the surging crowd

Of men and women, passionate, turgid, dense,

Keenly alert, lethargic, or obese.

(Those two lines scan!)

Among the restHe noted Jones; Jones with his Roman nose,His eyebrows—the left one streaked with a dash of gray—And yellow boots.Not that JonesHas anything in particular to do with the story;But a descriptive phraseLike the above shows that the writer isA Master of Realism.

Among the rest

He noted Jones; Jones with his Roman nose,

His eyebrows—the left one streaked with a dash of gray—

And yellow boots.

Not that Jones

Has anything in particular to do with the story;

But a descriptive phrase

Like the above shows that the writer is

A Master of Realism.

Let us proceed. Suddenly from his seatDid Humpty-Dumpty slip. Vainly he clutchedThe impalpable air. Down and down,Right to the foot of the wall,Right on to the horribly hard pavement that ran beneath it,Humpty-Dumpty, the unfortunate Humpty-Dumpty,Fell.

Let us proceed. Suddenly from his seat

Did Humpty-Dumpty slip. Vainly he clutched

The impalpable air. Down and down,

Right to the foot of the wall,

Right on to the horribly hard pavement that ran beneath it,

Humpty-Dumpty, the unfortunate Humpty-Dumpty,

Fell.

And him, alas! no equine agency,Him no power of regal battalions—Resourceful, eager, strenuous—Could ever restore to the lofty eminenceWhich once was his.Still he lies on the very identicalSpot where he fell—lies, as I said on the ground,Shamefully and conspicuously abased!Anthony C. Deane.

And him, alas! no equine agency,

Him no power of regal battalions—

Resourceful, eager, strenuous—

Could ever restore to the lofty eminence

Which once was his.

Still he lies on the very identical

Spot where he fell—lies, as I said on the ground,

Shamefully and conspicuously abased!

Anthony C. Deane.

IUSED to go to bed at night,And only worked when day was light.But now 'tis quite the other way,I never get to bed till day.I look up from my work and seeThe morning light shine in on me,And listen to the warning knell—The tinkle of the rising bell.And does there not seem cause to weep,When I should like so much to sleep,I have to sing this mournful lay,I cannot get to bed till day?Clara Warren Vail.

IUSED to go to bed at night,And only worked when day was light.But now 'tis quite the other way,I never get to bed till day.I look up from my work and seeThe morning light shine in on me,And listen to the warning knell—The tinkle of the rising bell.And does there not seem cause to weep,When I should like so much to sleep,I have to sing this mournful lay,I cannot get to bed till day?Clara Warren Vail.

IUSED to go to bed at night,And only worked when day was light.But now 'tis quite the other way,I never get to bed till day.

IUSED to go to bed at night,

And only worked when day was light.

But now 'tis quite the other way,

I never get to bed till day.

I look up from my work and seeThe morning light shine in on me,And listen to the warning knell—The tinkle of the rising bell.

I look up from my work and see

The morning light shine in on me,

And listen to the warning knell—

The tinkle of the rising bell.

And does there not seem cause to weep,When I should like so much to sleep,I have to sing this mournful lay,I cannot get to bed till day?Clara Warren Vail.

And does there not seem cause to weep,

When I should like so much to sleep,

I have to sing this mournful lay,

I cannot get to bed till day?

Clara Warren Vail.

(La Fuite des Oies)

TO outer senses they are geese,Dull drowsing by a weedy pool;But try the impression trick. Cool! Cool!Snow-slumbering sentinels of Peace!Deep silence on the shadowy flood,Save rare sharp stridence (that means "quack"),Low amber light in Ariel trackAthwart the dun (that means the mud).And suddenly subsides the sun,Bulks mystic, ghostly, thrid the gloom(That means the white geese waddling home),And darkness reigns! (See how it's done?)Oscuro Wildgoose.

TO outer senses they are geese,Dull drowsing by a weedy pool;But try the impression trick. Cool! Cool!Snow-slumbering sentinels of Peace!Deep silence on the shadowy flood,Save rare sharp stridence (that means "quack"),Low amber light in Ariel trackAthwart the dun (that means the mud).And suddenly subsides the sun,Bulks mystic, ghostly, thrid the gloom(That means the white geese waddling home),And darkness reigns! (See how it's done?)Oscuro Wildgoose.

TO outer senses they are geese,Dull drowsing by a weedy pool;But try the impression trick. Cool! Cool!Snow-slumbering sentinels of Peace!

TO outer senses they are geese,

Dull drowsing by a weedy pool;

But try the impression trick. Cool! Cool!

Snow-slumbering sentinels of Peace!

Deep silence on the shadowy flood,Save rare sharp stridence (that means "quack"),Low amber light in Ariel trackAthwart the dun (that means the mud).

Deep silence on the shadowy flood,

Save rare sharp stridence (that means "quack"),

Low amber light in Ariel track

Athwart the dun (that means the mud).

And suddenly subsides the sun,Bulks mystic, ghostly, thrid the gloom(That means the white geese waddling home),And darkness reigns! (See how it's done?)Oscuro Wildgoose.

And suddenly subsides the sun,

Bulks mystic, ghostly, thrid the gloom

(That means the white geese waddling home),

And darkness reigns! (See how it's done?)

Oscuro Wildgoose.

(Our nurseries will soon be too cultured to admit the old rhymes in their Philistine and unæsthetic garb. They may be redressed somewhat on this model)

OH, but she was dark and shrill,(Hey-de-diddle and hey-de-dee!)The cat that (on the first April)Played the fiddle on the lea.Oh, and the moon was wan and bright,(Hey-de-diddle and hey-de-dee!)The Cow she looked nor left nor right,But took it straight at a jump, pardie!The hound did laugh to see this thing,(Hey-de-diddle and hey-de-dee!)As it was parlous wantoning,(Ah, good my gentles, laugh not ye,)And underneath a dreesome moonTwo lovers fled right piteouslie;A spooney plate with a plated spoon,(Hey-de-diddle and hey-de-dee!)

OH, but she was dark and shrill,(Hey-de-diddle and hey-de-dee!)The cat that (on the first April)Played the fiddle on the lea.Oh, and the moon was wan and bright,(Hey-de-diddle and hey-de-dee!)The Cow she looked nor left nor right,But took it straight at a jump, pardie!The hound did laugh to see this thing,(Hey-de-diddle and hey-de-dee!)As it was parlous wantoning,(Ah, good my gentles, laugh not ye,)And underneath a dreesome moonTwo lovers fled right piteouslie;A spooney plate with a plated spoon,(Hey-de-diddle and hey-de-dee!)

OH, but she was dark and shrill,(Hey-de-diddle and hey-de-dee!)The cat that (on the first April)Played the fiddle on the lea.Oh, and the moon was wan and bright,(Hey-de-diddle and hey-de-dee!)The Cow she looked nor left nor right,But took it straight at a jump, pardie!The hound did laugh to see this thing,(Hey-de-diddle and hey-de-dee!)As it was parlous wantoning,(Ah, good my gentles, laugh not ye,)And underneath a dreesome moonTwo lovers fled right piteouslie;A spooney plate with a plated spoon,(Hey-de-diddle and hey-de-dee!)

OH, but she was dark and shrill,

(Hey-de-diddle and hey-de-dee!)

The cat that (on the first April)

Played the fiddle on the lea.

Oh, and the moon was wan and bright,

(Hey-de-diddle and hey-de-dee!)

The Cow she looked nor left nor right,

But took it straight at a jump, pardie!

The hound did laugh to see this thing,

(Hey-de-diddle and hey-de-dee!)

As it was parlous wantoning,

(Ah, good my gentles, laugh not ye,)

And underneath a dreesome moon

Two lovers fled right piteouslie;

A spooney plate with a plated spoon,

(Hey-de-diddle and hey-de-dee!)

Then blame me not, altho' my verseSounds like an echo of C. S. C.Since still they make ballads that worse and worseSavor of diddle and hey-de-dee.Anonymous.

Then blame me not, altho' my verseSounds like an echo of C. S. C.Since still they make ballads that worse and worseSavor of diddle and hey-de-dee.Anonymous.

Then blame me not, altho' my verseSounds like an echo of C. S. C.Since still they make ballads that worse and worseSavor of diddle and hey-de-dee.Anonymous.

Then blame me not, altho' my verse

Sounds like an echo of C. S. C.

Since still they make ballads that worse and worse

Savor of diddle and hey-de-dee.

Anonymous.

(To his Lily)

MY lank limp lily, my long lithe lily,My languid lily-love fragile and thin,With dank leaves dangling and flower-flap chilly,That shines like the shin of a Highland gilly!Mottled and moist as a cold toad's skin!Lustrous and leper-white, splendid and splay!Art thou not Utter and wholly akinTo my own wan soul and my own wan chin,And my own wan nose-tip, tilted to swayThe peacock's feather,sweeter than sin,That I bought for a halfpenny yesterday?My long lithe lily, my languid lily,My lank limp lily-love, how shall I win—Woo thee to wink at me? Silver lily,How shall I sing to thee, softly or shrilly?What shall I weave for thee—what shall I spin—Rondel, or rondeau, or virelai?Shall I buzz like a bee with my face thrust inThy choice, chaste chalice, or choose me a tinTrumpet, or touchingly, tenderly playOn the weird bird-whistle,sweeter than sin,That I bought for a halfpenny yesterday.My languid lily, my lank limp lily,My long lithe lily-love, men may grin—Say that I'm soft and supremely silly—What care I while you whisper stilly;What care I while you smile? Not a pin!While you smile, you whisper—'Tis sweet to decay?I have watered with chlorodine, tears of chagrin,The churchyard mould I have planted thee in,Upside down in an intense way,In a rough red flower-pot,sweeter than sin,That I bought for a halfpenny yesterday.Punch.

MY lank limp lily, my long lithe lily,My languid lily-love fragile and thin,With dank leaves dangling and flower-flap chilly,That shines like the shin of a Highland gilly!Mottled and moist as a cold toad's skin!Lustrous and leper-white, splendid and splay!Art thou not Utter and wholly akinTo my own wan soul and my own wan chin,And my own wan nose-tip, tilted to swayThe peacock's feather,sweeter than sin,That I bought for a halfpenny yesterday?My long lithe lily, my languid lily,My lank limp lily-love, how shall I win—Woo thee to wink at me? Silver lily,How shall I sing to thee, softly or shrilly?What shall I weave for thee—what shall I spin—Rondel, or rondeau, or virelai?Shall I buzz like a bee with my face thrust inThy choice, chaste chalice, or choose me a tinTrumpet, or touchingly, tenderly playOn the weird bird-whistle,sweeter than sin,That I bought for a halfpenny yesterday.My languid lily, my lank limp lily,My long lithe lily-love, men may grin—Say that I'm soft and supremely silly—What care I while you whisper stilly;What care I while you smile? Not a pin!While you smile, you whisper—'Tis sweet to decay?I have watered with chlorodine, tears of chagrin,The churchyard mould I have planted thee in,Upside down in an intense way,In a rough red flower-pot,sweeter than sin,That I bought for a halfpenny yesterday.Punch.

MY lank limp lily, my long lithe lily,My languid lily-love fragile and thin,With dank leaves dangling and flower-flap chilly,That shines like the shin of a Highland gilly!Mottled and moist as a cold toad's skin!Lustrous and leper-white, splendid and splay!Art thou not Utter and wholly akinTo my own wan soul and my own wan chin,And my own wan nose-tip, tilted to swayThe peacock's feather,sweeter than sin,That I bought for a halfpenny yesterday?

MY lank limp lily, my long lithe lily,

My languid lily-love fragile and thin,

With dank leaves dangling and flower-flap chilly,

That shines like the shin of a Highland gilly!

Mottled and moist as a cold toad's skin!

Lustrous and leper-white, splendid and splay!

Art thou not Utter and wholly akin

To my own wan soul and my own wan chin,

And my own wan nose-tip, tilted to sway

The peacock's feather,sweeter than sin,

That I bought for a halfpenny yesterday?

My long lithe lily, my languid lily,My lank limp lily-love, how shall I win—Woo thee to wink at me? Silver lily,How shall I sing to thee, softly or shrilly?What shall I weave for thee—what shall I spin—Rondel, or rondeau, or virelai?Shall I buzz like a bee with my face thrust inThy choice, chaste chalice, or choose me a tinTrumpet, or touchingly, tenderly playOn the weird bird-whistle,sweeter than sin,That I bought for a halfpenny yesterday.

My long lithe lily, my languid lily,

My lank limp lily-love, how shall I win—

Woo thee to wink at me? Silver lily,

How shall I sing to thee, softly or shrilly?

What shall I weave for thee—what shall I spin—

Rondel, or rondeau, or virelai?

Shall I buzz like a bee with my face thrust in

Thy choice, chaste chalice, or choose me a tin

Trumpet, or touchingly, tenderly play

On the weird bird-whistle,sweeter than sin,

That I bought for a halfpenny yesterday.

My languid lily, my lank limp lily,My long lithe lily-love, men may grin—Say that I'm soft and supremely silly—What care I while you whisper stilly;What care I while you smile? Not a pin!While you smile, you whisper—'Tis sweet to decay?

My languid lily, my lank limp lily,

My long lithe lily-love, men may grin—

Say that I'm soft and supremely silly—

What care I while you whisper stilly;

What care I while you smile? Not a pin!

While you smile, you whisper—'Tis sweet to decay?

I have watered with chlorodine, tears of chagrin,The churchyard mould I have planted thee in,Upside down in an intense way,In a rough red flower-pot,sweeter than sin,That I bought for a halfpenny yesterday.Punch.

I have watered with chlorodine, tears of chagrin,

The churchyard mould I have planted thee in,

Upside down in an intense way,

In a rough red flower-pot,sweeter than sin,

That I bought for a halfpenny yesterday.

Punch.

(By a Wilde Æsthete)

THERE was once a maiden who loved a cheese;Sing, hey! potatoes and paint!She could eat a pound and a half with easeOh, the odorous air was faint!What was the cheese that she loved the best?Sing, hey, red pepper and rags!You will find it out if you read the rest;Oh, the horrors of frowning crags!Came lovers to woo her from every land—Sing, hey! fried bacon and files!They asked for her heart, but they meant her hand,Oh, the joy of the Happy Isles.A haughty old Don from Oporto came;Sing, hey! new carrots and nails!The Duke ofGorgonzola, his famous name,Oh, the lusciously-scented gales!LordStiltonbelonged to a mighty line!Sing, hey! salt herrings and stones!He was "Blue" as chine—his taste divine!Oh, the sweetness of dulcet tones.Came stoutDouble Glo'ster—a man and wife,Sing, hey! post pillars and pies!And the son wasSingle, and fair as fate;Oh, the purple of sunset skies!De Camembertcame from his sunny France,Sing, hey! pork cutlets and pearls!He would talk sweet nothings, and sing and dance,Oh, the sighs of the soft sweet girls.CameGruyèreso pale! a most hole-y man!Sing, hey! red sandstone and rice!But the world saw through him as worldings can,Oh, the breezes from Isles of Spice.But the maiden fair loved no cheese but one!Sing, hey! acrostics and ale!Save forSingle Glo'stershe love had none!Oh, the roses on fair cheeks pale!He was fair and single—and so was she!Sing, hey! tomatoes and tar!And so now you know which it is to be!Oh, the aid of a lucky star!They toasted the couple the livelong night,Sing, hey! cast iron and carp!And engaged a poet this song to write.Oh, the breathing Æolian harp!So he wrote this ballad at vast expense!Sing, hey! pump-handles and peas!And, though you may think it devoid of sense,Oh, hefancies itQUITE THE CHEESE!H. C. Waring.

THERE was once a maiden who loved a cheese;Sing, hey! potatoes and paint!She could eat a pound and a half with easeOh, the odorous air was faint!What was the cheese that she loved the best?Sing, hey, red pepper and rags!You will find it out if you read the rest;Oh, the horrors of frowning crags!Came lovers to woo her from every land—Sing, hey! fried bacon and files!They asked for her heart, but they meant her hand,Oh, the joy of the Happy Isles.A haughty old Don from Oporto came;Sing, hey! new carrots and nails!The Duke ofGorgonzola, his famous name,Oh, the lusciously-scented gales!LordStiltonbelonged to a mighty line!Sing, hey! salt herrings and stones!He was "Blue" as chine—his taste divine!Oh, the sweetness of dulcet tones.Came stoutDouble Glo'ster—a man and wife,Sing, hey! post pillars and pies!And the son wasSingle, and fair as fate;Oh, the purple of sunset skies!De Camembertcame from his sunny France,Sing, hey! pork cutlets and pearls!He would talk sweet nothings, and sing and dance,Oh, the sighs of the soft sweet girls.CameGruyèreso pale! a most hole-y man!Sing, hey! red sandstone and rice!But the world saw through him as worldings can,Oh, the breezes from Isles of Spice.But the maiden fair loved no cheese but one!Sing, hey! acrostics and ale!Save forSingle Glo'stershe love had none!Oh, the roses on fair cheeks pale!He was fair and single—and so was she!Sing, hey! tomatoes and tar!And so now you know which it is to be!Oh, the aid of a lucky star!They toasted the couple the livelong night,Sing, hey! cast iron and carp!And engaged a poet this song to write.Oh, the breathing Æolian harp!So he wrote this ballad at vast expense!Sing, hey! pump-handles and peas!And, though you may think it devoid of sense,Oh, hefancies itQUITE THE CHEESE!H. C. Waring.

THERE was once a maiden who loved a cheese;Sing, hey! potatoes and paint!She could eat a pound and a half with easeOh, the odorous air was faint!

THERE was once a maiden who loved a cheese;

Sing, hey! potatoes and paint!

She could eat a pound and a half with ease

Oh, the odorous air was faint!

What was the cheese that she loved the best?Sing, hey, red pepper and rags!You will find it out if you read the rest;Oh, the horrors of frowning crags!

What was the cheese that she loved the best?

Sing, hey, red pepper and rags!

You will find it out if you read the rest;

Oh, the horrors of frowning crags!

Came lovers to woo her from every land—Sing, hey! fried bacon and files!They asked for her heart, but they meant her hand,Oh, the joy of the Happy Isles.

Came lovers to woo her from every land—

Sing, hey! fried bacon and files!

They asked for her heart, but they meant her hand,

Oh, the joy of the Happy Isles.

A haughty old Don from Oporto came;Sing, hey! new carrots and nails!The Duke ofGorgonzola, his famous name,Oh, the lusciously-scented gales!

A haughty old Don from Oporto came;

Sing, hey! new carrots and nails!

The Duke ofGorgonzola, his famous name,

Oh, the lusciously-scented gales!

LordStiltonbelonged to a mighty line!Sing, hey! salt herrings and stones!He was "Blue" as chine—his taste divine!Oh, the sweetness of dulcet tones.

LordStiltonbelonged to a mighty line!

Sing, hey! salt herrings and stones!

He was "Blue" as chine—his taste divine!

Oh, the sweetness of dulcet tones.

Came stoutDouble Glo'ster—a man and wife,Sing, hey! post pillars and pies!And the son wasSingle, and fair as fate;Oh, the purple of sunset skies!

Came stoutDouble Glo'ster—a man and wife,

Sing, hey! post pillars and pies!

And the son wasSingle, and fair as fate;

Oh, the purple of sunset skies!

De Camembertcame from his sunny France,Sing, hey! pork cutlets and pearls!He would talk sweet nothings, and sing and dance,Oh, the sighs of the soft sweet girls.

De Camembertcame from his sunny France,

Sing, hey! pork cutlets and pearls!

He would talk sweet nothings, and sing and dance,

Oh, the sighs of the soft sweet girls.

CameGruyèreso pale! a most hole-y man!Sing, hey! red sandstone and rice!But the world saw through him as worldings can,Oh, the breezes from Isles of Spice.

CameGruyèreso pale! a most hole-y man!

Sing, hey! red sandstone and rice!

But the world saw through him as worldings can,

Oh, the breezes from Isles of Spice.

But the maiden fair loved no cheese but one!Sing, hey! acrostics and ale!Save forSingle Glo'stershe love had none!Oh, the roses on fair cheeks pale!

But the maiden fair loved no cheese but one!

Sing, hey! acrostics and ale!

Save forSingle Glo'stershe love had none!

Oh, the roses on fair cheeks pale!

He was fair and single—and so was she!Sing, hey! tomatoes and tar!And so now you know which it is to be!Oh, the aid of a lucky star!

He was fair and single—and so was she!

Sing, hey! tomatoes and tar!

And so now you know which it is to be!

Oh, the aid of a lucky star!

They toasted the couple the livelong night,Sing, hey! cast iron and carp!And engaged a poet this song to write.Oh, the breathing Æolian harp!

They toasted the couple the livelong night,

Sing, hey! cast iron and carp!

And engaged a poet this song to write.

Oh, the breathing Æolian harp!

So he wrote this ballad at vast expense!Sing, hey! pump-handles and peas!And, though you may think it devoid of sense,Oh, hefancies itQUITE THE CHEESE!H. C. Waring.

So he wrote this ballad at vast expense!

Sing, hey! pump-handles and peas!

And, though you may think it devoid of sense,

Oh, hefancies itQUITE THE CHEESE!

H. C. Waring.

THREE mice—three sightless mice—averse from strife,Peaceful descendants of the Armenian race,Intent on finding some secluded placeWherein to pass their inoffensive life;How little dreamt they of that farmer's wife—The Porte's malicious minion—giving chase,And in a moment—ah, the foul disgrace!—Shearing their tails off with a carving-knife!And oh, my unemotional countrymen,Who choose to dally and to temporize,When once before with vitriolic penI told the tale of Turkish infamies,Once more I call to vengeance,—now as then,Shouting the magic word "Atrocities!"Anthony C. Deane.

THREE mice—three sightless mice—averse from strife,Peaceful descendants of the Armenian race,Intent on finding some secluded placeWherein to pass their inoffensive life;How little dreamt they of that farmer's wife—The Porte's malicious minion—giving chase,And in a moment—ah, the foul disgrace!—Shearing their tails off with a carving-knife!And oh, my unemotional countrymen,Who choose to dally and to temporize,When once before with vitriolic penI told the tale of Turkish infamies,Once more I call to vengeance,—now as then,Shouting the magic word "Atrocities!"Anthony C. Deane.

THREE mice—three sightless mice—averse from strife,Peaceful descendants of the Armenian race,Intent on finding some secluded placeWherein to pass their inoffensive life;How little dreamt they of that farmer's wife—The Porte's malicious minion—giving chase,And in a moment—ah, the foul disgrace!—Shearing their tails off with a carving-knife!

THREE mice—three sightless mice—averse from strife,

Peaceful descendants of the Armenian race,

Intent on finding some secluded place

Wherein to pass their inoffensive life;

How little dreamt they of that farmer's wife—

The Porte's malicious minion—giving chase,

And in a moment—ah, the foul disgrace!—

Shearing their tails off with a carving-knife!

And oh, my unemotional countrymen,Who choose to dally and to temporize,When once before with vitriolic penI told the tale of Turkish infamies,Once more I call to vengeance,—now as then,Shouting the magic word "Atrocities!"Anthony C. Deane.

And oh, my unemotional countrymen,

Who choose to dally and to temporize,

When once before with vitriolic pen

I told the tale of Turkish infamies,

Once more I call to vengeance,—now as then,

Shouting the magic word "Atrocities!"

Anthony C. Deane.


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