Chave a score of eggs and of butter a pound:Yesterday a nest of goodly young rabbits I vound.Chave forty things mo, of more and of less;My brain is not very good them to express.But God’s hat, neighbour, wot’st what?
Chave a score of eggs and of butter a pound:
Yesterday a nest of goodly young rabbits I vound.
Chave forty things mo, of more and of less;
My brain is not very good them to express.
But God’s hat, neighbour, wot’st what?
Hob.
No, not well, neighbour, what’s that?
No, not well, neighbour, what’s that?
Lob.
Bum vay, neighbour, master king is a zhrode lad;Zo God help me and holidam, I think the vool be mad:Zome zay he deal cruelly, his brother he did kill;And also a goodly young lad’s heart-blood he did spill.
Bum vay, neighbour, master king is a zhrode lad;
Zo God help me and holidam, I think the vool be mad:
Zome zay he deal cruelly, his brother he did kill;
And also a goodly young lad’s heart-blood he did spill.
Hob.
Vorbod of God, neighbour, has he played such a voolish deed?
Vorbod of God, neighbour, has he played such a voolish deed?
Ambidexter.
Goodman Hob and goodman Lob, God be your speed:As you two towards market did[244]walk,Of the king’s cruelty I did hear you talk,I insure you he is a king most vile and pernicious;His doings and life are odious and vicious.
Goodman Hob and goodman Lob, God be your speed:
As you two towards market did[244]walk,
Of the king’s cruelty I did hear you talk,
I insure you he is a king most vile and pernicious;
His doings and life are odious and vicious.
Lob.
It were a good deed zomebody would break his head.
It were a good deed zomebody would break his head.
Hob.
Bum vay, neighbour Lob, I chould he were dead.
Bum vay, neighbour Lob, I chould he were dead.
Ambidexter.
So would I, Lob and Hob, with all my heart.Now with both hands will ye see me play my part?[Aside.Ah, ye whoreson traitorly knaves;Hob and Lob, out upon you, slaves!
So would I, Lob and Hob, with all my heart.
Now with both hands will ye see me play my part?
[Aside.
Ah, ye whoreson traitorly knaves;
Hob and Lob, out upon you, slaves!
Lob.
And thou call’st me knave, thou art another:My name is Lob, and Hob my next neighbour.
And thou call’st me knave, thou art another:
My name is Lob, and Hob my next neighbour.
Ambidexter.
Hob and Lob, ah ye country patches!Ah ye fools! ye have made wrong matches;Ye have spoken treason against the king’s grace:For it I will accuse ye before his face;Then for the same ye shall be martyr’d:At the least ye shall be hang’d, drawn, and quartered.
Hob and Lob, ah ye country patches!
Ah ye fools! ye have made wrong matches;
Ye have spoken treason against the king’s grace:
For it I will accuse ye before his face;
Then for the same ye shall be martyr’d:
At the least ye shall be hang’d, drawn, and quartered.
Hob.
O gentleman, ye shall have two pear-pies, and tell not of me.
O gentleman, ye shall have two pear-pies, and tell not of me.
Lob.
By God, a vat goose chill give thee:I think no hurt, by my vather’s soul I swear.
By God, a vat goose chill give thee:
I think no hurt, by my vather’s soul I swear.
Hob.
Chave lived well all my life-time my neighbours among,And now chould be loth to come to zuch wrong:To be hanged and quartered the grief would be great.
Chave lived well all my life-time my neighbours among,
And now chould be loth to come to zuch wrong:
To be hanged and quartered the grief would be great.
Lob.
A foul evil on thee, Hob! who bid thee on it treat?Vor it was thou that first did him name.
A foul evil on thee, Hob! who bid thee on it treat?
Vor it was thou that first did him name.
Hob.
Thou liest like a varlet, and thou zay’st the same;It was zuch a voolish Lob as thou.
Thou liest like a varlet, and thou zay’st the same;
It was zuch a voolish Lob as thou.
Lob.
Speak many words, and by Cod’s nails I vow,Upon thy pate my staff I will lay.
Speak many words, and by Cod’s nails I vow,
Upon thy pate my staff I will lay.
Ambidexter.
By the mass, I will cause them to make a fray.[Aside.Yea, Lob, thou sayest true, all came through him.
By the mass, I will cause them to make a fray.
[Aside.
Yea, Lob, thou sayest true, all came through him.
Lob.
Bum vay, thou Hob, a little would make me ye trim;Give thee a zwap on thy nose, till thy heart ache.
Bum vay, thou Hob, a little would make me ye trim;
Give thee a zwap on thy nose, till thy heart ache.
Hob.
If thou darest, do it; else, man, cry creke:I trust, before thou hurt me,With my staff chill make a Lob of thee.[Here let them fight with their staves, not come near another by three or four yards; theViceset them on as hard as he can: one of their wives come out, and all to beat theVice,he run away.
If thou darest, do it; else, man, cry creke:
I trust, before thou hurt me,
With my staff chill make a Lob of thee.
[Here let them fight with their staves, not come near another by three or four yards; theViceset them on as hard as he can: one of their wives come out, and all to beat theVice,he run away.
EnterMarian-may-be-good,Hob’swife, running in with a broom, and part them.
Marian.
O’ the body of me, husband Hob, what, mean you to fight?For the passion of God, no more blows smite.Neighbours and friends so long, and now to fall out!What, in your age to seem so stout?If I had not parted ye, one had kill’d another.
O’ the body of me, husband Hob, what, mean you to fight?
For the passion of God, no more blows smite.
Neighbours and friends so long, and now to fall out!
What, in your age to seem so stout?
If I had not parted ye, one had kill’d another.
Lob.
I had not cared, I swear by God’s mother.
I had not cared, I swear by God’s mother.
Marian.
Shake hands again at the request of me;As ye have been friends, so friends still be.
Shake hands again at the request of me;
As ye have been friends, so friends still be.
Hob.
Bum troth, cham content, and zay’st word, neighbour Lob?
Bum troth, cham content, and zay’st word, neighbour Lob?
Lob.
I am content; agreed, neighbour Hob.[Shake hands, and laugh heartily one at another.
I am content; agreed, neighbour Hob.
[Shake hands, and laugh heartily one at another.
Marian.
So, get you to market, no longer stay;And with yonder knave let me make a fray.
So, get you to market, no longer stay;
And with yonder knave let me make a fray.
Hob.
Content, wife Marian, chill do as thou dost sayBut buss me, ich pray thee, at going away.[ExeuntHob,Lob.
Content, wife Marian, chill do as thou dost say
But buss me, ich pray thee, at going away.
[ExeuntHob,Lob.
Marian.
Thou whoreson knave and prickear’d boy,Why didst thou let them fight?If one had kill’d another here,Couldst thou their deaths requite?It bears a sign by this thy deed,A cowardly knave thou art;Else wouldst thou draw that weapon thine,Like a man them to part.
Thou whoreson knave and prickear’d boy,
Why didst thou let them fight?
If one had kill’d another here,
Couldst thou their deaths requite?
It bears a sign by this thy deed,
A cowardly knave thou art;
Else wouldst thou draw that weapon thine,
Like a man them to part.
Ambidexter.
What, Marian-may-be-good, are you come prattling?Ye may hap get a box on the ear with your talking:If they had kill’d one another, I had not cared a pease.[Here let her swinge him with[245]her broom, she gets him down, and he her down, thus one on the top of another make pastime.
What, Marian-may-be-good, are you come prattling?
Ye may hap get a box on the ear with your talking:
If they had kill’d one another, I had not cared a pease.
[Here let her swinge him with[245]her broom, she gets him down, and he her down, thus one on the top of another make pastime.
Marian.
Ah villain, myself on thee I must ease:Give me a box on the ear? that will I try;Who shall be master, thou shalt see by and by.
Ah villain, myself on thee I must ease:
Give me a box on the ear? that will I try;
Who shall be master, thou shalt see by and by.
Ambidexter.
O, no more, no more, I beseech you heartily;Even now I yield, and give you the mastery.[Run his way out, whilst she is down.
O, no more, no more, I beseech you heartily;
Even now I yield, and give you the mastery.
[Run his way out, whilst she is down.
Marian.
Ah knave, dost thou throw me down, and run thy way?If he were here again, O, how I would him pay!I will after him; and if I can him meet,With these my nails his face I will greet.
Ah knave, dost thou throw me down, and run thy way?
If he were here again, O, how I would him pay!
I will after him; and if I can him meet,
With these my nails his face I will greet.
EnterVenusleading out her sonCupidblind:he must have a bow and two shafts, one headed with gold and the other headed with lead.
Venus.
Come forth, my son, unto my wordsAttentive ears resign:What I pretend, see you frequent,To force this game of mine.The king a kinswoman hath,Adorn’d with beauty store;And I wish that Diana’s gifts,They twain shall keep no more;But use my silver sug’red gameTheir joys for to augment.When I do speak to wound his heart,Cupid my son, consent:And shoot at him the shaft of love,That bears the head of gold,To wound his heart in lover’s wise,His grief for to unfold.Though kin she be unto his grace,That nature me expel,Against the course thereof he may,In my game please me well;Wherefore, my son, do not forget,Forthwith pursue the deed.
Come forth, my son, unto my words
Attentive ears resign:
What I pretend, see you frequent,
To force this game of mine.
The king a kinswoman hath,
Adorn’d with beauty store;
And I wish that Diana’s gifts,
They twain shall keep no more;
But use my silver sug’red game
Their joys for to augment.
When I do speak to wound his heart,
Cupid my son, consent:
And shoot at him the shaft of love,
That bears the head of gold,
To wound his heart in lover’s wise,
His grief for to unfold.
Though kin she be unto his grace,
That nature me expel,
Against the course thereof he may,
In my game please me well;
Wherefore, my son, do not forget,
Forthwith pursue the deed.
Cupid.
Mother, I mean for to obey,As you have whole decreed:But you must tell me, mother dear,When I shall arrow draw;Else your request to be attain’dWill not be worth a straw:I am blind and cannot see;But still do shoot by guess;The poets well in places storeOf my might do express.
Mother, I mean for to obey,
As you have whole decreed:
But you must tell me, mother dear,
When I shall arrow draw;
Else your request to be attain’d
Will not be worth a straw:
I am blind and cannot see;
But still do shoot by guess;
The poets well in places store
Of my might do express.
Venus.
Cupid my son, when time shall serve,That thou shalt do this deed,Then warning I to thee will give;But see thou shoot with speed.
Cupid my son, when time shall serve,
That thou shalt do this deed,
Then warning I to thee will give;
But see thou shoot with speed.
EnterLord,Lady,Waiting Maid.
Lord.
Lady dear, to king akin,Forthwith let us proceedTo trace abroad the beauty fields,As erst we had decreed:The blowing buds whose savoury scentsOur sense will much delight.The sweet smell of musk-white rose,To please the appetite,The chirping birds, whose pleasant tunesTherein shall hear record,That our great joy we shall it find,In field to walk abroad.On lute and cittern there to playA heavenly harmony,Our ears shall hear, heart to content,Our sports to beautify.[246]
Lady dear, to king akin,
Forthwith let us proceed
To trace abroad the beauty fields,
As erst we had decreed:
The blowing buds whose savoury scents
Our sense will much delight.
The sweet smell of musk-white rose,
To please the appetite,
The chirping birds, whose pleasant tunes
Therein shall hear record,
That our great joy we shall it find,
In field to walk abroad.
On lute and cittern there to play
A heavenly harmony,
Our ears shall hear, heart to content,
Our sports to beautify.[246]
Lady.
Unto your words, most comely lord,Myself submit do I;To trace with you in field so green,I mean not to deny.[Here trace up and down playing.
Unto your words, most comely lord,
Myself submit do I;
To trace with you in field so green,
I mean not to deny.
[Here trace up and down playing.
Maid.
And I your waiting maid at handWith diligence will beFor to fulfil with heart and hand,When you shall command me.
And I your waiting maid at hand
With diligence will be
For to fulfil with heart and hand,
When you shall command me.
EnterKing,Lord,andKnight.
King.
Come on, my Lord and Knight, abroadOur mirth let us employ:Since he is dead, this heart of mineIn corpse I feel it joy.Should brother mine have reigned king,When I had yielded breath?A thousand brothers I rather had,To put them all to death.But, O, behold where do I seeA lord and lady fair;For beauty she most worthy isTo sit in prince’s chair.
Come on, my Lord and Knight, abroad
Our mirth let us employ:
Since he is dead, this heart of mine
In corpse I feel it joy.
Should brother mine have reigned king,
When I had yielded breath?
A thousand brothers I rather had,
To put them all to death.
But, O, behold where do I see
A lord and lady fair;
For beauty she most worthy is
To sit in prince’s chair.
Venus.
Shoot forth, my son, now is the timeThat thou must wound his heart.
Shoot forth, my son, now is the time
That thou must wound his heart.
Cupid.
Content you, mother, I will do my part.[Shoot there, and go outVenusandCupid.
Content you, mother, I will do my part.
[Shoot there, and go outVenusandCupid.
King.
Of truth, my lord, in eye of mineAll ladies she doth excel:Can none report, what dame she is,And to my grace it tell?
Of truth, my lord, in eye of mine
All ladies she doth excel:
Can none report, what dame she is,
And to my grace it tell?
Lord.
Redoubted prince, pleaseth your grace,To you she is akin;Cousin-german nigh of birth,By mother’s side come in
Redoubted prince, pleaseth your grace,
To you she is akin;
Cousin-german nigh of birth,
By mother’s side come in
Knight.
And that her waiting maiden is,Attending her upon:He is a lord of prince’s court,And will be there anon.They sport themselves in pleasant field,To former used use.
And that her waiting maiden is,
Attending her upon:
He is a lord of prince’s court,
And will be there anon.
They sport themselves in pleasant field,
To former used use.
King.
My Lord and Knight, of truth I speak,My heart it cannot choose;But with my lady I must speak,And so express my mind.My lord and ladies, walking there,If you will favour find,Present yourselves unto my grace,And by my side come stand.
My Lord and Knight, of truth I speak,
My heart it cannot choose;
But with my lady I must speak,
And so express my mind.
My lord and ladies, walking there,
If you will favour find,
Present yourselves unto my grace,
And by my side come stand.
First Lord.
We will fulfil, most mighty king,As your grace doth command.
We will fulfil, most mighty king,
As your grace doth command.
King.
Lady dear, intelligenceMy grace hath got of late;You issued out of mother’s stock,And kin unto my state:According to rule of birth you areCousin-german mine;Yet do I wish that farther offThis kindred I could find:For Cupid he, that eyeless boy,My heart hath so inflamedWith beauty you me to contentThe like cannot be named;For since I ent’red in this place,And on you fix’d mine eyes,Most burning fits about my heartIn ample wise did rise.The heat of them such force doth yield,My corpse they scorch, alas!And burns the same with wasting heat,As Titan doth the grass.And sith this heat is kindled so,And fresh in heart of me,There is no way but of the sameThe quencher you must be:My meaning is, that beauty yoursMy heart with love doth wound;To give me love, mind to contentMy heart hath you out-found:And you are she must be my wife,Else shall I end my days.Consent to this, and be my queen,To wear the crown with praise.
Lady dear, intelligence
My grace hath got of late;
You issued out of mother’s stock,
And kin unto my state:
According to rule of birth you are
Cousin-german mine;
Yet do I wish that farther off
This kindred I could find:
For Cupid he, that eyeless boy,
My heart hath so inflamed
With beauty you me to content
The like cannot be named;
For since I ent’red in this place,
And on you fix’d mine eyes,
Most burning fits about my heart
In ample wise did rise.
The heat of them such force doth yield,
My corpse they scorch, alas!
And burns the same with wasting heat,
As Titan doth the grass.
And sith this heat is kindled so,
And fresh in heart of me,
There is no way but of the same
The quencher you must be:
My meaning is, that beauty yours
My heart with love doth wound;
To give me love, mind to content
My heart hath you out-found:
And you are she must be my wife,
Else shall I end my days.
Consent to this, and be my queen,
To wear the crown with praise.
Lady.
If it please your grace (O mighty king)You shall not this request;It is a thing that nature’s courseDoth utterly detest:And high it would the God displease,Of all that is the worst;To grant your grace to marry so,It is not that I durst:Yet humble thanks I render nowUnto you, mighty king,That you vouchsafe to great estate,So gladly would me bring:Were it not it were offence,I would it not deny;But such great honour to achieveMy heart I would apply.Therefore (O king) with humble heartIn this I pardon crave:Mine answer is in this request,Your mind ye may not have.
If it please your grace (O mighty king)
You shall not this request;
It is a thing that nature’s course
Doth utterly detest:
And high it would the God displease,
Of all that is the worst;
To grant your grace to marry so,
It is not that I durst:
Yet humble thanks I render now
Unto you, mighty king,
That you vouchsafe to great estate,
So gladly would me bring:
Were it not it were offence,
I would it not deny;
But such great honour to achieve
My heart I would apply.
Therefore (O king) with humble heart
In this I pardon crave:
Mine answer is in this request,
Your mind ye may not have.
King.
May I not? nay, then I will,By all the gods I vow:And I will marry thee as wife;This is mine answer now:Who dare say nay what I pretend:Who dare the same withstand,Shall lose his head, and have reportAs traitor through my land:There is no nay, I will you have,And you my queen shall be.
May I not? nay, then I will,
By all the gods I vow:
And I will marry thee as wife;
This is mine answer now:
Who dare say nay what I pretend:
Who dare the same withstand,
Shall lose his head, and have report
As traitor through my land:
There is no nay, I will you have,
And you my queen shall be.
Lady.
Then, mighty king, I crave your grace,To hear the words of me:Your counsel take of lordings’ wit,The laws aright peruse;If I with safe may grant this deed,I will it not refuse.
Then, mighty king, I crave your grace,
To hear the words of me:
Your counsel take of lordings’ wit,
The laws aright peruse;
If I with safe may grant this deed,
I will it not refuse.
King.
No, no; what I have said to you,I mean to have it so:For counsel theirs I mean not, I,In this respect to go.But to my palace let us go,The marriage to prepare;For to avoid my will in this,I can it not forbear.
No, no; what I have said to you,
I mean to have it so:
For counsel theirs I mean not, I,
In this respect to go.
But to my palace let us go,
The marriage to prepare;
For to avoid my will in this,
I can it not forbear.
Lady.
O God, forgive me, if I do amiss;The king by compulsion enforceth me this.
O God, forgive me, if I do amiss;
The king by compulsion enforceth me this.
Maid.
Unto the gods for your estateI will not cease to pray;That you may be a happy queen,And see most joyful day.
Unto the gods for your estate
I will not cease to pray;
That you may be a happy queen,
And see most joyful day.
King.
Come on, my lords, with gladsome heartsLet us rejoice with glee:Your music show to joy this deedAt the request of me.
Come on, my lords, with gladsome hearts
Let us rejoice with glee:
Your music show to joy this deed
At the request of me.
Both.
For to obey your grace’s wordsOur honours do agree.[Exeunt.
For to obey your grace’s words
Our honours do agree.
[Exeunt.
EnterAmbidexter.
Ambidexter.
O’ the passion of me! marry, as ye say, yonder is a royal court;There is triumphing, and sport upon sport:Such loyal lords with such lordly exercise,Frequenting such pastime as they can devise;Running at tilt, justing, with running at the ring,Masquing and mumming, with each kind of thing,Such dancing, such singing, with musical harmony:Believe me, I was loth to absent their company.But will you believe? Jesu! what haste they made, till they were married?Not for a million of pounds one day longer they would have tarried.O, there was a banquet royal and superexcellent;Thousands and thousands at that banquet was spent.I muse of nothing but how they can be married so soon;I care not, if I be married before to-morrow at noon,If marriage be a thing that so may be had:How say you, maid? to marry me will ye be glad?Out of doubt, I believe, it is some excellent treasure,Else to the same belongs abundant pleasure.Yet with mine ears I have heard some say,—That ever I was married, now cursed be the day!Those be they, that with curs’d wives be matched,That husband for hawks’ meat of them is up snatched,Head broke with a bedstaff, face be all-to scratched:Knave, slave and villain! a coil’d coat now and then;When the wife hath given in, she will say, alas, good-man!Such were better unmarried, my masters, I trow,Than all their life after to be matched with a shrow.
O’ the passion of me! marry, as ye say, yonder is a royal court;
There is triumphing, and sport upon sport:
Such loyal lords with such lordly exercise,
Frequenting such pastime as they can devise;
Running at tilt, justing, with running at the ring,
Masquing and mumming, with each kind of thing,
Such dancing, such singing, with musical harmony:
Believe me, I was loth to absent their company.
But will you believe? Jesu! what haste they made, till they were married?
Not for a million of pounds one day longer they would have tarried.
O, there was a banquet royal and superexcellent;
Thousands and thousands at that banquet was spent.
I muse of nothing but how they can be married so soon;
I care not, if I be married before to-morrow at noon,
If marriage be a thing that so may be had:
How say you, maid? to marry me will ye be glad?
Out of doubt, I believe, it is some excellent treasure,
Else to the same belongs abundant pleasure.
Yet with mine ears I have heard some say,—
That ever I was married, now cursed be the day!
Those be they, that with curs’d wives be matched,
That husband for hawks’ meat of them is up snatched,
Head broke with a bedstaff, face be all-to scratched:
Knave, slave and villain! a coil’d coat now and then;
When the wife hath given in, she will say, alas, good-man!
Such were better unmarried, my masters, I trow,
Than all their life after to be matched with a shrow.
EnterPreparation.
Preparation.
With speed I am sent all things to prepare,My message to do as the king did declare.His grace doth mean a banquet to make,Meaning in this place repast for to take.Well, the cloth shall be laid, and all things in readiness,To court to return, when done, is my business.
With speed I am sent all things to prepare,
My message to do as the king did declare.
His grace doth mean a banquet to make,
Meaning in this place repast for to take.
Well, the cloth shall be laid, and all things in readiness,
To court to return, when done, is my business.
Ambidexter.
A proper man, and also a fit,For the king’s estate to prepare a banquet.
A proper man, and also a fit,
For the king’s estate to prepare a banquet.
Preparation.
What, Ambidexter? thou art not unknown;A mischief on all good faces, so that I curse not mine own:Now, in the knave’s name, shake hands with me.
What, Ambidexter? thou art not unknown;
A mischief on all good faces, so that I curse not mine own:
Now, in the knave’s name, shake hands with me.
Ambidexter.
Well said, goodman pouchmouth, your reverence I see,I will teach ye, if your manners no better be:Ah, ye slave! the king doth me a gentleman allow:Therefore I look that to me ye shall bow.[Fight.
Well said, goodman pouchmouth, your reverence I see,
I will teach ye, if your manners no better be:
Ah, ye slave! the king doth me a gentleman allow:
Therefore I look that to me ye shall bow.
[Fight.
Preparation.
Good Master Ambidexter, pardon my behaviour;For this your deed ye are a knave for your labour.
Good Master Ambidexter, pardon my behaviour;
For this your deed ye are a knave for your labour.
Ambidexter.
Why, ye stale counterly villain, nothing but knave?[Fight.
Why, ye stale counterly villain, nothing but knave?
[Fight.
Preparation.
I am sorry, your mastership offended I have:Shake hands, that between us agreement may be;I was over-shot with myself, I do see.Let me have your help, this furniture to provide;The king from this place will not long abide.
I am sorry, your mastership offended I have:
Shake hands, that between us agreement may be;
I was over-shot with myself, I do see.
Let me have your help, this furniture to provide;
The king from this place will not long abide.
Ambidexter.
[Set the fruit on the board.Content; it is the thing that I would wish:I myself will go fetch on dish.[Let theViceset a dish of nuts, and let them fall in the bringing of them in.
[Set the fruit on the board.
Content; it is the thing that I would wish:
I myself will go fetch on dish.
[Let theViceset a dish of nuts, and let them fall in the bringing of them in.
Preparation.
Cleanly! Master Ambidexter; for fair on the ground they lie.
Cleanly! Master Ambidexter; for fair on the ground they lie.
Ambidexter.
I will have them up again by and by.
I will have them up again by and by.
Preparation.
To see all in readiness I will put you in trust:There is no nay, to the court needs I must.[ExitPreparation.
To see all in readiness I will put you in trust:
There is no nay, to the court needs I must.
[ExitPreparation.
Ambidexter.
Have you no doubt, but all shall be well?Marry, sir, as you say, this gear doth excel:All things is in a readiness, when they come hither,The king’s grace and the queen both together.I beseech ye, my masters, tell me, is it not bestThat I be so bold as to bid a guest?He is as honest a man as ever spurr’d cow:My cousin Cutpurse, I mean, I beseech ye, judge you.Believe me, cousin, if to be the king’s guest ye could be taken,I trust that offer would not be forsaken.But, cousin, because to that office ye are not like to come,Frequent your exercises, a horn on your thumb,A quick eye, a sharp knife, at hand a receiver:But then take heed, cousin, ye be a cleanly conveyor;Content yourself, cousin, for this banquet you are unfit,When such as I at the same am not worthy to sit.
Have you no doubt, but all shall be well?
Marry, sir, as you say, this gear doth excel:
All things is in a readiness, when they come hither,
The king’s grace and the queen both together.
I beseech ye, my masters, tell me, is it not best
That I be so bold as to bid a guest?
He is as honest a man as ever spurr’d cow:
My cousin Cutpurse, I mean, I beseech ye, judge you.
Believe me, cousin, if to be the king’s guest ye could be taken,
I trust that offer would not be forsaken.
But, cousin, because to that office ye are not like to come,
Frequent your exercises, a horn on your thumb,
A quick eye, a sharp knife, at hand a receiver:
But then take heed, cousin, ye be a cleanly conveyor;
Content yourself, cousin, for this banquet you are unfit,
When such as I at the same am not worthy to sit.
EnterKing,Queen,Lords,&c.
King.
My queen and lords, to take repastLet us attempt the same;Here is the place, delay no time,But to our purpose frame.
My queen and lords, to take repast
Let us attempt the same;
Here is the place, delay no time,
But to our purpose frame.
Queen.
With willing hearts your whole behestWe mind for to obey.
With willing hearts your whole behest
We mind for to obey.
All.
And we, the rest of prince’s train,Will do as you do say.[Sit at the banquet.
And we, the rest of prince’s train,
Will do as you do say.
[Sit at the banquet.
King.
Methink, mine ears doth wish the soundOf music’s harmony;Here for to play before my grace,In place I would them spy.[Play at the banquet.
Methink, mine ears doth wish the sound
Of music’s harmony;
Here for to play before my grace,
In place I would them spy.
[Play at the banquet.
Ambidexter.
They be at hand, sir, with stick and fiddle;They can play a new dance calledHey-diddle-diddle.
They be at hand, sir, with stick and fiddle;
They can play a new dance calledHey-diddle-diddle.
King.
My queen, perpend: what I pronounceI will not violate;But one thing which my heart makes glad,I mind to explicate:You know, in court uptrained isA lion very young,Of one litter two whelps beside,As yet not very strong;I did request one whelp to seeAnd this young lion fight:But lion did the whelp convinceBy strength of force and mightHis brother whelp, perceiving thatThe lion was too good,And he by force was like to seeThe other whelp his blood,With force to lion he did runHis brother for to help:A wonder great it was to seeThat friendship in a whelp.So then the whelps between them bothThe lion did convince;Which thing to see before mine eyesDid glad the heart of prince.[At this tale told let theQueenweep.
My queen, perpend: what I pronounce
I will not violate;
But one thing which my heart makes glad,
I mind to explicate:
You know, in court uptrained is
A lion very young,
Of one litter two whelps beside,
As yet not very strong;
I did request one whelp to see
And this young lion fight:
But lion did the whelp convince
By strength of force and might
His brother whelp, perceiving that
The lion was too good,
And he by force was like to see
The other whelp his blood,
With force to lion he did run
His brother for to help:
A wonder great it was to see
That friendship in a whelp.
So then the whelps between them both
The lion did convince;
Which thing to see before mine eyes
Did glad the heart of prince.
[At this tale told let theQueenweep.
Queen.
These words to hear makes stilling tearsIssue from crystal eyes.
These words to hear makes stilling tears
Issue from crystal eyes.
King.
What dost thou mean, my spouse, to weepFor loss of any prize?
What dost thou mean, my spouse, to weep
For loss of any prize?
Queen.
No, no (O king); but as you seeFriendship in brothers whelp,When one was like to have repulse,The other yielded help.And was this favour show’d in dogs,To shame of royal king?Alack, I wish these ears of mineHad not once heard this thing.Even so should you (O mighty king)To brother been a stay;And not, without offence to you,In such wise him to slay.In all assays it was your partHis cause to have defended;And whosoever had him misused,To have them reprehended:But faithful love was more in dog,Than it was in your grace.
No, no (O king); but as you see
Friendship in brothers whelp,
When one was like to have repulse,
The other yielded help.
And was this favour show’d in dogs,
To shame of royal king?
Alack, I wish these ears of mine
Had not once heard this thing.
Even so should you (O mighty king)
To brother been a stay;
And not, without offence to you,
In such wise him to slay.
In all assays it was your part
His cause to have defended;
And whosoever had him misused,
To have them reprehended:
But faithful love was more in dog,
Than it was in your grace.
King.
O cursed caitiff, vicious and vile,I hate thee in this place.This banquet is at an end,Take all these things away:Before my face thou shalt repentThe words that thou dost say.O wretch most vile, didst thou the causeOf brother mine so tender?The loss of him should grieve thy heart,He being none offender.It did me good his death to have,So will it to have thine;What friendship he had at my hands,The same even thou shalt find.I give consent and make a vow,That thou shalt die the death;By Cruel’s sword, and Murder fell,Even thou shalt lose the breath.Ambidexter, see with speedTo Cruelty ye go;Cause him hither to approach,Murder with him also.
O cursed caitiff, vicious and vile,
I hate thee in this place.
This banquet is at an end,
Take all these things away:
Before my face thou shalt repent
The words that thou dost say.
O wretch most vile, didst thou the cause
Of brother mine so tender?
The loss of him should grieve thy heart,
He being none offender.
It did me good his death to have,
So will it to have thine;
What friendship he had at my hands,
The same even thou shalt find.
I give consent and make a vow,
That thou shalt die the death;
By Cruel’s sword, and Murder fell,
Even thou shalt lose the breath.
Ambidexter, see with speed
To Cruelty ye go;
Cause him hither to approach,
Murder with him also.
Ambidexter.
I ready am for to fulfil,If that it be your grace’s will.
I ready am for to fulfil,
If that it be your grace’s will.
King.
Then nought oblight[247]my message given,Absent thyself away.
Then nought oblight[247]my message given,
Absent thyself away.
Ambidexter.
[Aside] Then in this place I will no longer stay.If that I durst, I would mourn your case;But, alas, I dare not for fear of his grace.[ExitAmbidexter.
[Aside] Then in this place I will no longer stay.
If that I durst, I would mourn your case;
But, alas, I dare not for fear of his grace.
[ExitAmbidexter.
King.
Thou cursed jill, by all the godsI take an oath and swear,That flesh of thine these hands of mineIn pieces small could tear;But thou shalt die by dent of sword,There is no friend ne feeShall find remorse at prince’s handTo save the life of thee.
Thou cursed jill, by all the gods
I take an oath and swear,
That flesh of thine these hands of mine
In pieces small could tear;
But thou shalt die by dent of sword,
There is no friend ne fee
Shall find remorse at prince’s hand
To save the life of thee.
Queen.
O mighty king and husband mine,Vouchsafe to hear me speak,And licence give to spouse of thineHer patient mind to break:For tender love unto your graceMy words I did so frame,For pure love doth heart of kingMe violate and blame.And to your grace is this offence,That I should purchase death?Then cursed time that I was queen,To shorten this my breath!Your grace doth know by marriage trueI am your wife and spouse,And one to save another’s health(At troth-plight) made our vows.Therefore, O king, let loving queenAt thy hand find remorse,Let pity be a mean to quenchThat cruel raging force:And pardon plight from prince’s mouth,Yield grace unto your queen,That amity with faithful zealMay ever be us between.
O mighty king and husband mine,
Vouchsafe to hear me speak,
And licence give to spouse of thine
Her patient mind to break:
For tender love unto your grace
My words I did so frame,
For pure love doth heart of king
Me violate and blame.
And to your grace is this offence,
That I should purchase death?
Then cursed time that I was queen,
To shorten this my breath!
Your grace doth know by marriage true
I am your wife and spouse,
And one to save another’s health
(At troth-plight) made our vows.
Therefore, O king, let loving queen
At thy hand find remorse,
Let pity be a mean to quench
That cruel raging force:
And pardon plight from prince’s mouth,
Yield grace unto your queen,
That amity with faithful zeal
May ever be us between.
King.
Ah caitiff vile, to pity theeMy heart it is not bent?Ne yet to pardon your offenceIt is not mine intent.
Ah caitiff vile, to pity thee
My heart it is not bent?
Ne yet to pardon your offence
It is not mine intent.
First Lord.
Our mighty prince, with humble suitOf you this grace I crave,That this request it may take place,Your favour for to have.Let mercy yet abundantlyThe life of queen preserve,Sith she is most obedient wifeYour grace’s will doth serve.As yet your grace but while with herHath had cohabitation;And sure this is no desert why,To yield her indignation.Therefore (O king) her life prolong,To joy her days in bliss.
Our mighty prince, with humble suit
Of you this grace I crave,
That this request it may take place,
Your favour for to have.
Let mercy yet abundantly
The life of queen preserve,
Sith she is most obedient wife
Your grace’s will doth serve.
As yet your grace but while with her
Hath had cohabitation;
And sure this is no desert why,
To yield her indignation.
Therefore (O king) her life prolong,
To joy her days in bliss.
Second Lord.
Your grace shall win immortal fameIn granting unto this;She is a queen whose goodly hueExcels the royal rose:For beauty bright Dame Nature sheA large gift did dispose;For comeliness who may compare?Of all she bears the bell;This should give cause to move your graceTo love her very well;Her silver breasts in those your armsTo sing the songs of love;Fine qualities most excellentTo be in her you prove;A precious pearl of price to prince,A jewel passing all:Therefore (O king) to beg remorseOn both my knees I fall;To grant her grace to have her lifeWith heart I do desire.
Your grace shall win immortal fame
In granting unto this;
She is a queen whose goodly hue
Excels the royal rose:
For beauty bright Dame Nature she
A large gift did dispose;
For comeliness who may compare?
Of all she bears the bell;
This should give cause to move your grace
To love her very well;
Her silver breasts in those your arms
To sing the songs of love;
Fine qualities most excellent
To be in her you prove;
A precious pearl of price to prince,
A jewel passing all:
Therefore (O king) to beg remorse
On both my knees I fall;
To grant her grace to have her life
With heart I do desire.
King.
You villains twain, with raging forceYe set my heart on fire:If I consent that she shall die,How dare ye crave her life?You two to ask this at my handDoth much enlarge my strife;Were it not for shame, you two should die,That for her life do sue:But favour mine from you is gone,My lords, I tell you true.I sent for Cruelty of late;If he would come away,I would commit her to his handsHis cruel part to play.Even now I see where he doth come,It doth my heart delight.
You villains twain, with raging force
Ye set my heart on fire:
If I consent that she shall die,
How dare ye crave her life?
You two to ask this at my hand
Doth much enlarge my strife;
Were it not for shame, you two should die,
That for her life do sue:
But favour mine from you is gone,
My lords, I tell you true.
I sent for Cruelty of late;
If he would come away,
I would commit her to his hands
His cruel part to play.
Even now I see where he doth come,
It doth my heart delight.
EnterCrueltyandMurder.
Cruelty.
Come, Murder, come; let us go forth with might;Once again the king’s commandment we must fulfil.
Come, Murder, come; let us go forth with might;
Once again the king’s commandment we must fulfil.
Murder.
I am contented to do it with a good will.
I am contented to do it with a good will.
King.
Murder and Cruelty, for both of you I sent,With all festination your offices to frequent:Lay hold on the queen, take her to your power,And make her away within this hour;Spare for no fear, I do you full permit:So I from this place do mean for to flit.
Murder and Cruelty, for both of you I sent,
With all festination your offices to frequent:
Lay hold on the queen, take her to your power,
And make her away within this hour;
Spare for no fear, I do you full permit:
So I from this place do mean for to flit.
Both.