CHAPTER XXXVI

[Contents]CHAPTER XXXVITHE TOAD“What shall I say in defense of that poor creature, the toad, whose very name is enough to excite disgust? It is really loathed by all. It seems to us the ugliest and most disgusting of animals. What has it done, poor thing, to deserve the dislike every one feels for it?ToadToad“It is ugly, the plaintiff asserts. Its flabby form is a shapeless lump, thrown together as if in careless haste, and its flattened, dirt-colored back is strewn with livid warts. Its legs, too short for symmetry or for effectual service, are unable to lift out of the mud its swollen stomach, which drags on the ground. Its big head merges into a hideous mouth, and heavy eyelids open to show large and prominent eyes which stare stupidly. If some danger threatens, it puffs itself up, forming under its skin an air-cushion which resists blows with its flabby elasticity.[281]“It is venomous, the plaintiff further declares. Squatting in the mire at the bottom of some dark hole, it absorbs the unwholesome humors of the slime for use in filling the warts on its back with a milky venom which oozes out and moistens the entire body in time of peril. It also squirts into the eyes of any one who attacks it a liquid, its urine, which burns and stings. It infects the atmosphere with its foul breath. From its gullet drips a fluid that poisons the grass and fruit over which the animal passes, so that its track is as fatal as its appearance is loathsome. In a word, the toad is ugly and venomous; then war without mercy on the hideous creature that infects earth, air, water, and by its very appearance disgusts the beholder! There you have the charges against the toad.“Now what shall I say in my turn, in defense of the poor creature? I shall tell the truth, the simple truth, and the charges made against it will be reduced to nothing.“As to the ugliness of the toad I will not say a word; all are welcome to their own opinion on that subject. I only ask you to recall our talk about bats.”“I don’t think the toad so horribly ugly,” Jules ventured to assert. “Its golden-yellow eyes are full of fire, its voice is sweet, almost flute-like, while the frog’s croak is anything but musical. I admit that the toad’s bloated body is not graceful; but, after all, it has some good points.”“Little toads hopping about among the reeds at[282]the edge of the pond,” said Emile, “are pretty to look at, and they make me laugh when they tumble heels over head every time they jump. I have taken them up in my hand, but I wouldn’t touch big toads; I am afraid of them.”“I wouldn’t either,” Jules agreed, “for fear of their venom.”“Ah, the venom! That is the serious side of the question, and not the creature’s ugliness, which is open to discussion. The toad has the beauty appropriate to it, the beauty of a toad, and it cannot have any other without ceasing to be what it is.“On being molested toads perspire through the warts that cover their skin a thick and viscous fluid that looks somewhat like milk. This secretion has a nauseous, burning taste and is unbearably bitter.”“Some one, then, has tasted the milky sweat that oozes from the toad’s warts?” asked Jules.“Yes, scientists have tasted it in order to tell us the truth about it, just as others have done with the viper’s venom. We must respect highly these courageous investigators, who are willing to make any sacrifice if only they may add to our knowledge and relieve our sufferings.”“The toad sweats this milky liquid when tormented; is that the way it defends itself?” Jules further inquired.“It hopes to defend itself by the horrid odor of its sweat and by its intolerably bitter taste; but this sweat is put to no further use. The animal would be[283]truly dangerous if it could inject its sweat into our blood as the viper injects its venom through its fangs into the wound already made by them. I will now relate a few experiments made by the scientists I just referred to.“A drop of the toad’s milky fluid is introduced with a pointed steel instrument into the flesh of a little bird. In a few minutes the bird staggers as if intoxicated, shuts its eyes, gasps, and falls dead.”“Really and truly dead?” asked Emile.“Really and truly dead,” his uncle replied. “A dog is treated in the same manner, but with a stronger dose. In less than an hour the animal dies in a frightful frenzy.”“Then this white sweat of the toad must be a perfectly horrible venom,” Jules remarked.“Travelers tell us that certain South American Indian tribes poison the tips of their arrows with this venom. First they impale alive on a long stick a number of these animals, and then put them near the fire to make their warts sweat. The fluid that oozes out is collected in a large leaf, and into this fluid the savages dip their arrow-heads, a wound from which is then likely to prove fatal.”“Isn’t it the truth, then,” asked Jules, “that toads are venomous?”“Yes and no. Applied in any way but by injection, the toad’s sweat is harmless; to act as venom it must mix with the blood through a wound. But I will not repeat what I have already told you about the viper’s venom. The toad is powerless to make[284]the slightest wound in our flesh, and therefore it is absolutely impossible for it to harm us. It possesses a poison without being able to make any use of it except to bedew its own body by perspiring, thus repelling its enemies by the horrid smell and taste of this sweat. You can handle a toad without any sort of risk if you wish to; wash your hands immediately afterward if they have become moistened by the contact, and there will be no further trouble. Unless the foolish fancy should seize you to collect a little of the venomous liquid on the point of a penknife and then prick yourself with the knife till you drew blood, I can assure you positively that the toad would cause you no injury whatever.”“That is plain enough,” Jules admitted, “for the toad has no means of making a wound to receive the venom from its warts; but they tell of other kinds of venom such as urine thrown to a distance and drivel running from the mouth.”“No drivel runs from the toad’s mouth, nor is there any truth in the animal’s poisoning fruit and grass with its saliva. That is pure calumny invented to blacken the detested animal.”“And the urine?”“The toad, when molested, discharges its urine as a means of defense, but not to any distance. You would have to hold your face close to the animal to receive the discharge in the eyes. If that should happen to some careless person, a temporary redness of the eyes would be the utmost result. But no one would think of putting his face so close to the[285]animal, and so there is no cause for alarm on that score.”“What about the creature’s terrible breath?” was Jules’s next inquiry.“Another calumny on a par with that about the saliva. Its breath is no more harmful than any other animal’s. So there is absolutely nothing left of the charges brought against the toad. The poison it sweats in moments of danger to drive away its enemies cannot injure as venom injures, because the animal has no means of injecting it into a wound and mixing it with the blood, as venom must be mixed to take effect. The discharge of its urine falls too short to be dangerous, and even if it should reach its mark its effect would be so slight that it is not worth considering. Does any one give a thought to the hedgehog’s urine when that animal sprays itself with this liquid on being molested? The toad’s similar mode of defense is no more to be feared. The other complaints, such as the swelling of one’s hands after touching the animal, air poisoned by its breath, fruit and vegetables infected by the saliva and the creature’s tracks, all come from people’s prejudice, their imagination, which has given the poor batrachian a bad reputation.“The toad is harmless, but that is not enough to entitle it to our consideration. It is also a very useful helper, a devourer of beetles, slugs, larvæ—vermin of every description, in short. After spending the day under a cool stone or in some dark hole, it leaves its retreat at nightfall to make its rounds,[286]hunching itself along on its big belly. Here is a slug making such haste as it can toward the lettuce bed, there a cricket chirping at the mouth of its hole, and there again a June-bug laying its eggs in the ground. Very softly the toad approaches and in three mouthfuls gobbles them all up with a gurgle of satisfaction. Ah, those tasted good! And now for some more.“It continues on its way, and by the time it has finished its rounds, at daybreak, you may imagine what a multitude of worms and other small prey the glutton has stowed away in its capacious stomach. And yet this useful creature is stoned to death because it is ugly! My children, never commit any such act of cruelty, at once foolish and harmful; do not stone the toad, for you would thereby deprive the fields and gardens of a vigilant guardian. Let it go its way in peace and it will destroy so many insects that you will in the end find it less ugly than you had thought.“So well known is the toad’s usefulness that in England the animal is an article of commerce. Toads are bought in the market at so much a head, carried home carefully so as not to come to any harm, and then allowed the freedom of the garden or placed in a hothouse, a crystal palace, perhaps, where wonderful plants are grown. The toad’s business is to lie in wait for beetles, slugs, and other destroyers that might nibble the valuable plants; and it does its duty with zeal. What a change of fortune for the maligned creature when it finds itself living in a[287]warm atmosphere and surrounded by the most splendid flowers procured at great expense from all parts of the world and now exhaling the most fragrant odors! As a finishing touch to the honor done the poor thing in its floral palace of glass, there is offered the tribute of poetry, that flower of the human imagination and invention. Listen to this.“A wretched toad with head split open and one eye gouged out by some cruel hand was painfully dragging itself along through the mud of a public highway, when four small boys chanced to spy it as they were passing.“They spied the toad,And one and all sent up a gleeful shout:‘Come on, come on, let’s kill the ugly lout!But first we’ll have some fun.’ They laughed their fill,As boys will laugh, hard-hearted, when they kill.They pricked and goaded with a pointed stick,Devising each in turn some cruel trick,Flushed with their sport, egged on by passers-by,While for the martyred toad none gave a sigh.Poor ugly thing! But nature made it so;For this alone its blood was caused to flow.It tried to flee; one foot was severed quite,Which gave the heartless band renewed delight.Its gouged-out eye hung down; half-blind it soughtSome sheltering reeds; its efforts came to naught.Its mangled form had been, you would have sworn,Through some machine, to be so rent and torn.And, oh, to think that hearts can be so baseAs to wish ill to one in such sad case,And to so great a load of suffering soreTo undertake to add one torment more!Well-nigh exhausted now, hope almost gone,The half-dismembered creature still toiled on.E’en death itself would not, for pity’s sake,So hideous a thing consent to take;Or thus it seemed, and so with antics rudeThe toad’s tormentors still their sport pursued.Attempts to snare it next were made in vain:[288]It dodged, and sought a rut half filled with rain;And, by its muddy bath somewhat restored,Withstood the missiles that upon it poured.Ah, what a sight was there, the beauty freshOf childhood, and its joy in bleeding flesh!Such sport as theirs there surely ne’er had been:‘Come on,’ they called, ‘come John, come Benjamin!And bring a stone, a big one, and we’ll seeIf Master Toad is quite as smart as we.’Accordingly a massive stone was found,Of ponderous weight, unwieldy, large, and round;But cheerfully the lads their muscles strained,With ends so laudable to be attained.Just then, by curious chance, there passed that wayAn over-loaded, heavy-rumbling dray.An aged donkey, deaf, half-starved, and lame,Was harnessed to the cart—the more’s the shame—And on its back a pannier also bore.A long day’s march behind and home before,The patient beast trudged on with labored breath,Though each step more seemed like to be its death.Its toil-worn frame was so exceeding thinYou would have said ‘twas naught but bones and skin.It bore full many marks of cruel blows,And in its eyes one read the tale of thoseThat suffer hardship without hope. MeanwhileIts master heaped upon it curses vile,Nor spared the cudgel; but the road was deepIn mire that clogged the wheels, the hills were steep.Creaking and groaning in lugubrious tones,The dray, thus pulled by thing of skin and bones,Moved slowly forward till at length the roadDescended sharply, and thus eased the load;But this now crowded on the nigh-spent beastWith force sufficient (so it seemed, at least)To hurl him headlong. And yet, strange to tell,The donkey paused, unheeding blows that fellFrom wrathful hand. The boys broke off their play,Content to yield the donkey right of way.‘Stand off!’ they cried; ‘let go there, Dick and Bob;Let go the stone, the cart will do our jobWith much more sport for us, so stand aside!’All stood alert to see what should betideTheir wretched victim. But far otherwiseThe thing fell out before their wondering eyesThan they had thought: the donkey, bruised and lame,At sight of woes that put his own to shameSpared not himself, but gathered all his strength[289]And held the loaded cart until, at length,Although remonstrant blows rained on his back,He turned the dray from out the beaten track.The grinding wheels, diverted, harmless pass,And tortured toad is saved by tortured ass.The driver cracks his whip, pulls at the reins,And now the dray once more the road regains.At that, one of the group engaged in play(The very one who tells you this to-day)Let fall the stone he’d been about to castJust as the laden wain came rumbling past;And as he dropped it, lo, in accents clearA mandate from on high fell on his ear,A mandate that was quickly understood,For it was brief, these simple words: ‘Be good.’1“In closing I repeat, with the great poet: ‘Be good.’ Be good if you wish God to love you; be good that you may grow up to be noble-hearted men; be good to one another, helping one another; be good to the animals that give us their fleece, their strength, and their life, and those that protect the fruits of the earth for us by keeping vigilant guard over them. Be kind to them all, even to the humblest among them, the toad, which serves us uncomplainingly and asks in return no pay but a pitying glance.”[290]1From “Le Crapaud” (“The Toad”), by Victor Hugo.—Translator.↑

[Contents]CHAPTER XXXVITHE TOAD“What shall I say in defense of that poor creature, the toad, whose very name is enough to excite disgust? It is really loathed by all. It seems to us the ugliest and most disgusting of animals. What has it done, poor thing, to deserve the dislike every one feels for it?ToadToad“It is ugly, the plaintiff asserts. Its flabby form is a shapeless lump, thrown together as if in careless haste, and its flattened, dirt-colored back is strewn with livid warts. Its legs, too short for symmetry or for effectual service, are unable to lift out of the mud its swollen stomach, which drags on the ground. Its big head merges into a hideous mouth, and heavy eyelids open to show large and prominent eyes which stare stupidly. If some danger threatens, it puffs itself up, forming under its skin an air-cushion which resists blows with its flabby elasticity.[281]“It is venomous, the plaintiff further declares. Squatting in the mire at the bottom of some dark hole, it absorbs the unwholesome humors of the slime for use in filling the warts on its back with a milky venom which oozes out and moistens the entire body in time of peril. It also squirts into the eyes of any one who attacks it a liquid, its urine, which burns and stings. It infects the atmosphere with its foul breath. From its gullet drips a fluid that poisons the grass and fruit over which the animal passes, so that its track is as fatal as its appearance is loathsome. In a word, the toad is ugly and venomous; then war without mercy on the hideous creature that infects earth, air, water, and by its very appearance disgusts the beholder! There you have the charges against the toad.“Now what shall I say in my turn, in defense of the poor creature? I shall tell the truth, the simple truth, and the charges made against it will be reduced to nothing.“As to the ugliness of the toad I will not say a word; all are welcome to their own opinion on that subject. I only ask you to recall our talk about bats.”“I don’t think the toad so horribly ugly,” Jules ventured to assert. “Its golden-yellow eyes are full of fire, its voice is sweet, almost flute-like, while the frog’s croak is anything but musical. I admit that the toad’s bloated body is not graceful; but, after all, it has some good points.”“Little toads hopping about among the reeds at[282]the edge of the pond,” said Emile, “are pretty to look at, and they make me laugh when they tumble heels over head every time they jump. I have taken them up in my hand, but I wouldn’t touch big toads; I am afraid of them.”“I wouldn’t either,” Jules agreed, “for fear of their venom.”“Ah, the venom! That is the serious side of the question, and not the creature’s ugliness, which is open to discussion. The toad has the beauty appropriate to it, the beauty of a toad, and it cannot have any other without ceasing to be what it is.“On being molested toads perspire through the warts that cover their skin a thick and viscous fluid that looks somewhat like milk. This secretion has a nauseous, burning taste and is unbearably bitter.”“Some one, then, has tasted the milky sweat that oozes from the toad’s warts?” asked Jules.“Yes, scientists have tasted it in order to tell us the truth about it, just as others have done with the viper’s venom. We must respect highly these courageous investigators, who are willing to make any sacrifice if only they may add to our knowledge and relieve our sufferings.”“The toad sweats this milky liquid when tormented; is that the way it defends itself?” Jules further inquired.“It hopes to defend itself by the horrid odor of its sweat and by its intolerably bitter taste; but this sweat is put to no further use. The animal would be[283]truly dangerous if it could inject its sweat into our blood as the viper injects its venom through its fangs into the wound already made by them. I will now relate a few experiments made by the scientists I just referred to.“A drop of the toad’s milky fluid is introduced with a pointed steel instrument into the flesh of a little bird. In a few minutes the bird staggers as if intoxicated, shuts its eyes, gasps, and falls dead.”“Really and truly dead?” asked Emile.“Really and truly dead,” his uncle replied. “A dog is treated in the same manner, but with a stronger dose. In less than an hour the animal dies in a frightful frenzy.”“Then this white sweat of the toad must be a perfectly horrible venom,” Jules remarked.“Travelers tell us that certain South American Indian tribes poison the tips of their arrows with this venom. First they impale alive on a long stick a number of these animals, and then put them near the fire to make their warts sweat. The fluid that oozes out is collected in a large leaf, and into this fluid the savages dip their arrow-heads, a wound from which is then likely to prove fatal.”“Isn’t it the truth, then,” asked Jules, “that toads are venomous?”“Yes and no. Applied in any way but by injection, the toad’s sweat is harmless; to act as venom it must mix with the blood through a wound. But I will not repeat what I have already told you about the viper’s venom. The toad is powerless to make[284]the slightest wound in our flesh, and therefore it is absolutely impossible for it to harm us. It possesses a poison without being able to make any use of it except to bedew its own body by perspiring, thus repelling its enemies by the horrid smell and taste of this sweat. You can handle a toad without any sort of risk if you wish to; wash your hands immediately afterward if they have become moistened by the contact, and there will be no further trouble. Unless the foolish fancy should seize you to collect a little of the venomous liquid on the point of a penknife and then prick yourself with the knife till you drew blood, I can assure you positively that the toad would cause you no injury whatever.”“That is plain enough,” Jules admitted, “for the toad has no means of making a wound to receive the venom from its warts; but they tell of other kinds of venom such as urine thrown to a distance and drivel running from the mouth.”“No drivel runs from the toad’s mouth, nor is there any truth in the animal’s poisoning fruit and grass with its saliva. That is pure calumny invented to blacken the detested animal.”“And the urine?”“The toad, when molested, discharges its urine as a means of defense, but not to any distance. You would have to hold your face close to the animal to receive the discharge in the eyes. If that should happen to some careless person, a temporary redness of the eyes would be the utmost result. But no one would think of putting his face so close to the[285]animal, and so there is no cause for alarm on that score.”“What about the creature’s terrible breath?” was Jules’s next inquiry.“Another calumny on a par with that about the saliva. Its breath is no more harmful than any other animal’s. So there is absolutely nothing left of the charges brought against the toad. The poison it sweats in moments of danger to drive away its enemies cannot injure as venom injures, because the animal has no means of injecting it into a wound and mixing it with the blood, as venom must be mixed to take effect. The discharge of its urine falls too short to be dangerous, and even if it should reach its mark its effect would be so slight that it is not worth considering. Does any one give a thought to the hedgehog’s urine when that animal sprays itself with this liquid on being molested? The toad’s similar mode of defense is no more to be feared. The other complaints, such as the swelling of one’s hands after touching the animal, air poisoned by its breath, fruit and vegetables infected by the saliva and the creature’s tracks, all come from people’s prejudice, their imagination, which has given the poor batrachian a bad reputation.“The toad is harmless, but that is not enough to entitle it to our consideration. It is also a very useful helper, a devourer of beetles, slugs, larvæ—vermin of every description, in short. After spending the day under a cool stone or in some dark hole, it leaves its retreat at nightfall to make its rounds,[286]hunching itself along on its big belly. Here is a slug making such haste as it can toward the lettuce bed, there a cricket chirping at the mouth of its hole, and there again a June-bug laying its eggs in the ground. Very softly the toad approaches and in three mouthfuls gobbles them all up with a gurgle of satisfaction. Ah, those tasted good! And now for some more.“It continues on its way, and by the time it has finished its rounds, at daybreak, you may imagine what a multitude of worms and other small prey the glutton has stowed away in its capacious stomach. And yet this useful creature is stoned to death because it is ugly! My children, never commit any such act of cruelty, at once foolish and harmful; do not stone the toad, for you would thereby deprive the fields and gardens of a vigilant guardian. Let it go its way in peace and it will destroy so many insects that you will in the end find it less ugly than you had thought.“So well known is the toad’s usefulness that in England the animal is an article of commerce. Toads are bought in the market at so much a head, carried home carefully so as not to come to any harm, and then allowed the freedom of the garden or placed in a hothouse, a crystal palace, perhaps, where wonderful plants are grown. The toad’s business is to lie in wait for beetles, slugs, and other destroyers that might nibble the valuable plants; and it does its duty with zeal. What a change of fortune for the maligned creature when it finds itself living in a[287]warm atmosphere and surrounded by the most splendid flowers procured at great expense from all parts of the world and now exhaling the most fragrant odors! As a finishing touch to the honor done the poor thing in its floral palace of glass, there is offered the tribute of poetry, that flower of the human imagination and invention. Listen to this.“A wretched toad with head split open and one eye gouged out by some cruel hand was painfully dragging itself along through the mud of a public highway, when four small boys chanced to spy it as they were passing.“They spied the toad,And one and all sent up a gleeful shout:‘Come on, come on, let’s kill the ugly lout!But first we’ll have some fun.’ They laughed their fill,As boys will laugh, hard-hearted, when they kill.They pricked and goaded with a pointed stick,Devising each in turn some cruel trick,Flushed with their sport, egged on by passers-by,While for the martyred toad none gave a sigh.Poor ugly thing! But nature made it so;For this alone its blood was caused to flow.It tried to flee; one foot was severed quite,Which gave the heartless band renewed delight.Its gouged-out eye hung down; half-blind it soughtSome sheltering reeds; its efforts came to naught.Its mangled form had been, you would have sworn,Through some machine, to be so rent and torn.And, oh, to think that hearts can be so baseAs to wish ill to one in such sad case,And to so great a load of suffering soreTo undertake to add one torment more!Well-nigh exhausted now, hope almost gone,The half-dismembered creature still toiled on.E’en death itself would not, for pity’s sake,So hideous a thing consent to take;Or thus it seemed, and so with antics rudeThe toad’s tormentors still their sport pursued.Attempts to snare it next were made in vain:[288]It dodged, and sought a rut half filled with rain;And, by its muddy bath somewhat restored,Withstood the missiles that upon it poured.Ah, what a sight was there, the beauty freshOf childhood, and its joy in bleeding flesh!Such sport as theirs there surely ne’er had been:‘Come on,’ they called, ‘come John, come Benjamin!And bring a stone, a big one, and we’ll seeIf Master Toad is quite as smart as we.’Accordingly a massive stone was found,Of ponderous weight, unwieldy, large, and round;But cheerfully the lads their muscles strained,With ends so laudable to be attained.Just then, by curious chance, there passed that wayAn over-loaded, heavy-rumbling dray.An aged donkey, deaf, half-starved, and lame,Was harnessed to the cart—the more’s the shame—And on its back a pannier also bore.A long day’s march behind and home before,The patient beast trudged on with labored breath,Though each step more seemed like to be its death.Its toil-worn frame was so exceeding thinYou would have said ‘twas naught but bones and skin.It bore full many marks of cruel blows,And in its eyes one read the tale of thoseThat suffer hardship without hope. MeanwhileIts master heaped upon it curses vile,Nor spared the cudgel; but the road was deepIn mire that clogged the wheels, the hills were steep.Creaking and groaning in lugubrious tones,The dray, thus pulled by thing of skin and bones,Moved slowly forward till at length the roadDescended sharply, and thus eased the load;But this now crowded on the nigh-spent beastWith force sufficient (so it seemed, at least)To hurl him headlong. And yet, strange to tell,The donkey paused, unheeding blows that fellFrom wrathful hand. The boys broke off their play,Content to yield the donkey right of way.‘Stand off!’ they cried; ‘let go there, Dick and Bob;Let go the stone, the cart will do our jobWith much more sport for us, so stand aside!’All stood alert to see what should betideTheir wretched victim. But far otherwiseThe thing fell out before their wondering eyesThan they had thought: the donkey, bruised and lame,At sight of woes that put his own to shameSpared not himself, but gathered all his strength[289]And held the loaded cart until, at length,Although remonstrant blows rained on his back,He turned the dray from out the beaten track.The grinding wheels, diverted, harmless pass,And tortured toad is saved by tortured ass.The driver cracks his whip, pulls at the reins,And now the dray once more the road regains.At that, one of the group engaged in play(The very one who tells you this to-day)Let fall the stone he’d been about to castJust as the laden wain came rumbling past;And as he dropped it, lo, in accents clearA mandate from on high fell on his ear,A mandate that was quickly understood,For it was brief, these simple words: ‘Be good.’1“In closing I repeat, with the great poet: ‘Be good.’ Be good if you wish God to love you; be good that you may grow up to be noble-hearted men; be good to one another, helping one another; be good to the animals that give us their fleece, their strength, and their life, and those that protect the fruits of the earth for us by keeping vigilant guard over them. Be kind to them all, even to the humblest among them, the toad, which serves us uncomplainingly and asks in return no pay but a pitying glance.”[290]1From “Le Crapaud” (“The Toad”), by Victor Hugo.—Translator.↑

CHAPTER XXXVITHE TOAD

“What shall I say in defense of that poor creature, the toad, whose very name is enough to excite disgust? It is really loathed by all. It seems to us the ugliest and most disgusting of animals. What has it done, poor thing, to deserve the dislike every one feels for it?ToadToad“It is ugly, the plaintiff asserts. Its flabby form is a shapeless lump, thrown together as if in careless haste, and its flattened, dirt-colored back is strewn with livid warts. Its legs, too short for symmetry or for effectual service, are unable to lift out of the mud its swollen stomach, which drags on the ground. Its big head merges into a hideous mouth, and heavy eyelids open to show large and prominent eyes which stare stupidly. If some danger threatens, it puffs itself up, forming under its skin an air-cushion which resists blows with its flabby elasticity.[281]“It is venomous, the plaintiff further declares. Squatting in the mire at the bottom of some dark hole, it absorbs the unwholesome humors of the slime for use in filling the warts on its back with a milky venom which oozes out and moistens the entire body in time of peril. It also squirts into the eyes of any one who attacks it a liquid, its urine, which burns and stings. It infects the atmosphere with its foul breath. From its gullet drips a fluid that poisons the grass and fruit over which the animal passes, so that its track is as fatal as its appearance is loathsome. In a word, the toad is ugly and venomous; then war without mercy on the hideous creature that infects earth, air, water, and by its very appearance disgusts the beholder! There you have the charges against the toad.“Now what shall I say in my turn, in defense of the poor creature? I shall tell the truth, the simple truth, and the charges made against it will be reduced to nothing.“As to the ugliness of the toad I will not say a word; all are welcome to their own opinion on that subject. I only ask you to recall our talk about bats.”“I don’t think the toad so horribly ugly,” Jules ventured to assert. “Its golden-yellow eyes are full of fire, its voice is sweet, almost flute-like, while the frog’s croak is anything but musical. I admit that the toad’s bloated body is not graceful; but, after all, it has some good points.”“Little toads hopping about among the reeds at[282]the edge of the pond,” said Emile, “are pretty to look at, and they make me laugh when they tumble heels over head every time they jump. I have taken them up in my hand, but I wouldn’t touch big toads; I am afraid of them.”“I wouldn’t either,” Jules agreed, “for fear of their venom.”“Ah, the venom! That is the serious side of the question, and not the creature’s ugliness, which is open to discussion. The toad has the beauty appropriate to it, the beauty of a toad, and it cannot have any other without ceasing to be what it is.“On being molested toads perspire through the warts that cover their skin a thick and viscous fluid that looks somewhat like milk. This secretion has a nauseous, burning taste and is unbearably bitter.”“Some one, then, has tasted the milky sweat that oozes from the toad’s warts?” asked Jules.“Yes, scientists have tasted it in order to tell us the truth about it, just as others have done with the viper’s venom. We must respect highly these courageous investigators, who are willing to make any sacrifice if only they may add to our knowledge and relieve our sufferings.”“The toad sweats this milky liquid when tormented; is that the way it defends itself?” Jules further inquired.“It hopes to defend itself by the horrid odor of its sweat and by its intolerably bitter taste; but this sweat is put to no further use. The animal would be[283]truly dangerous if it could inject its sweat into our blood as the viper injects its venom through its fangs into the wound already made by them. I will now relate a few experiments made by the scientists I just referred to.“A drop of the toad’s milky fluid is introduced with a pointed steel instrument into the flesh of a little bird. In a few minutes the bird staggers as if intoxicated, shuts its eyes, gasps, and falls dead.”“Really and truly dead?” asked Emile.“Really and truly dead,” his uncle replied. “A dog is treated in the same manner, but with a stronger dose. In less than an hour the animal dies in a frightful frenzy.”“Then this white sweat of the toad must be a perfectly horrible venom,” Jules remarked.“Travelers tell us that certain South American Indian tribes poison the tips of their arrows with this venom. First they impale alive on a long stick a number of these animals, and then put them near the fire to make their warts sweat. The fluid that oozes out is collected in a large leaf, and into this fluid the savages dip their arrow-heads, a wound from which is then likely to prove fatal.”“Isn’t it the truth, then,” asked Jules, “that toads are venomous?”“Yes and no. Applied in any way but by injection, the toad’s sweat is harmless; to act as venom it must mix with the blood through a wound. But I will not repeat what I have already told you about the viper’s venom. The toad is powerless to make[284]the slightest wound in our flesh, and therefore it is absolutely impossible for it to harm us. It possesses a poison without being able to make any use of it except to bedew its own body by perspiring, thus repelling its enemies by the horrid smell and taste of this sweat. You can handle a toad without any sort of risk if you wish to; wash your hands immediately afterward if they have become moistened by the contact, and there will be no further trouble. Unless the foolish fancy should seize you to collect a little of the venomous liquid on the point of a penknife and then prick yourself with the knife till you drew blood, I can assure you positively that the toad would cause you no injury whatever.”“That is plain enough,” Jules admitted, “for the toad has no means of making a wound to receive the venom from its warts; but they tell of other kinds of venom such as urine thrown to a distance and drivel running from the mouth.”“No drivel runs from the toad’s mouth, nor is there any truth in the animal’s poisoning fruit and grass with its saliva. That is pure calumny invented to blacken the detested animal.”“And the urine?”“The toad, when molested, discharges its urine as a means of defense, but not to any distance. You would have to hold your face close to the animal to receive the discharge in the eyes. If that should happen to some careless person, a temporary redness of the eyes would be the utmost result. But no one would think of putting his face so close to the[285]animal, and so there is no cause for alarm on that score.”“What about the creature’s terrible breath?” was Jules’s next inquiry.“Another calumny on a par with that about the saliva. Its breath is no more harmful than any other animal’s. So there is absolutely nothing left of the charges brought against the toad. The poison it sweats in moments of danger to drive away its enemies cannot injure as venom injures, because the animal has no means of injecting it into a wound and mixing it with the blood, as venom must be mixed to take effect. The discharge of its urine falls too short to be dangerous, and even if it should reach its mark its effect would be so slight that it is not worth considering. Does any one give a thought to the hedgehog’s urine when that animal sprays itself with this liquid on being molested? The toad’s similar mode of defense is no more to be feared. The other complaints, such as the swelling of one’s hands after touching the animal, air poisoned by its breath, fruit and vegetables infected by the saliva and the creature’s tracks, all come from people’s prejudice, their imagination, which has given the poor batrachian a bad reputation.“The toad is harmless, but that is not enough to entitle it to our consideration. It is also a very useful helper, a devourer of beetles, slugs, larvæ—vermin of every description, in short. After spending the day under a cool stone or in some dark hole, it leaves its retreat at nightfall to make its rounds,[286]hunching itself along on its big belly. Here is a slug making such haste as it can toward the lettuce bed, there a cricket chirping at the mouth of its hole, and there again a June-bug laying its eggs in the ground. Very softly the toad approaches and in three mouthfuls gobbles them all up with a gurgle of satisfaction. Ah, those tasted good! And now for some more.“It continues on its way, and by the time it has finished its rounds, at daybreak, you may imagine what a multitude of worms and other small prey the glutton has stowed away in its capacious stomach. And yet this useful creature is stoned to death because it is ugly! My children, never commit any such act of cruelty, at once foolish and harmful; do not stone the toad, for you would thereby deprive the fields and gardens of a vigilant guardian. Let it go its way in peace and it will destroy so many insects that you will in the end find it less ugly than you had thought.“So well known is the toad’s usefulness that in England the animal is an article of commerce. Toads are bought in the market at so much a head, carried home carefully so as not to come to any harm, and then allowed the freedom of the garden or placed in a hothouse, a crystal palace, perhaps, where wonderful plants are grown. The toad’s business is to lie in wait for beetles, slugs, and other destroyers that might nibble the valuable plants; and it does its duty with zeal. What a change of fortune for the maligned creature when it finds itself living in a[287]warm atmosphere and surrounded by the most splendid flowers procured at great expense from all parts of the world and now exhaling the most fragrant odors! As a finishing touch to the honor done the poor thing in its floral palace of glass, there is offered the tribute of poetry, that flower of the human imagination and invention. Listen to this.“A wretched toad with head split open and one eye gouged out by some cruel hand was painfully dragging itself along through the mud of a public highway, when four small boys chanced to spy it as they were passing.“They spied the toad,And one and all sent up a gleeful shout:‘Come on, come on, let’s kill the ugly lout!But first we’ll have some fun.’ They laughed their fill,As boys will laugh, hard-hearted, when they kill.They pricked and goaded with a pointed stick,Devising each in turn some cruel trick,Flushed with their sport, egged on by passers-by,While for the martyred toad none gave a sigh.Poor ugly thing! But nature made it so;For this alone its blood was caused to flow.It tried to flee; one foot was severed quite,Which gave the heartless band renewed delight.Its gouged-out eye hung down; half-blind it soughtSome sheltering reeds; its efforts came to naught.Its mangled form had been, you would have sworn,Through some machine, to be so rent and torn.And, oh, to think that hearts can be so baseAs to wish ill to one in such sad case,And to so great a load of suffering soreTo undertake to add one torment more!Well-nigh exhausted now, hope almost gone,The half-dismembered creature still toiled on.E’en death itself would not, for pity’s sake,So hideous a thing consent to take;Or thus it seemed, and so with antics rudeThe toad’s tormentors still their sport pursued.Attempts to snare it next were made in vain:[288]It dodged, and sought a rut half filled with rain;And, by its muddy bath somewhat restored,Withstood the missiles that upon it poured.Ah, what a sight was there, the beauty freshOf childhood, and its joy in bleeding flesh!Such sport as theirs there surely ne’er had been:‘Come on,’ they called, ‘come John, come Benjamin!And bring a stone, a big one, and we’ll seeIf Master Toad is quite as smart as we.’Accordingly a massive stone was found,Of ponderous weight, unwieldy, large, and round;But cheerfully the lads their muscles strained,With ends so laudable to be attained.Just then, by curious chance, there passed that wayAn over-loaded, heavy-rumbling dray.An aged donkey, deaf, half-starved, and lame,Was harnessed to the cart—the more’s the shame—And on its back a pannier also bore.A long day’s march behind and home before,The patient beast trudged on with labored breath,Though each step more seemed like to be its death.Its toil-worn frame was so exceeding thinYou would have said ‘twas naught but bones and skin.It bore full many marks of cruel blows,And in its eyes one read the tale of thoseThat suffer hardship without hope. MeanwhileIts master heaped upon it curses vile,Nor spared the cudgel; but the road was deepIn mire that clogged the wheels, the hills were steep.Creaking and groaning in lugubrious tones,The dray, thus pulled by thing of skin and bones,Moved slowly forward till at length the roadDescended sharply, and thus eased the load;But this now crowded on the nigh-spent beastWith force sufficient (so it seemed, at least)To hurl him headlong. And yet, strange to tell,The donkey paused, unheeding blows that fellFrom wrathful hand. The boys broke off their play,Content to yield the donkey right of way.‘Stand off!’ they cried; ‘let go there, Dick and Bob;Let go the stone, the cart will do our jobWith much more sport for us, so stand aside!’All stood alert to see what should betideTheir wretched victim. But far otherwiseThe thing fell out before their wondering eyesThan they had thought: the donkey, bruised and lame,At sight of woes that put his own to shameSpared not himself, but gathered all his strength[289]And held the loaded cart until, at length,Although remonstrant blows rained on his back,He turned the dray from out the beaten track.The grinding wheels, diverted, harmless pass,And tortured toad is saved by tortured ass.The driver cracks his whip, pulls at the reins,And now the dray once more the road regains.At that, one of the group engaged in play(The very one who tells you this to-day)Let fall the stone he’d been about to castJust as the laden wain came rumbling past;And as he dropped it, lo, in accents clearA mandate from on high fell on his ear,A mandate that was quickly understood,For it was brief, these simple words: ‘Be good.’1“In closing I repeat, with the great poet: ‘Be good.’ Be good if you wish God to love you; be good that you may grow up to be noble-hearted men; be good to one another, helping one another; be good to the animals that give us their fleece, their strength, and their life, and those that protect the fruits of the earth for us by keeping vigilant guard over them. Be kind to them all, even to the humblest among them, the toad, which serves us uncomplainingly and asks in return no pay but a pitying glance.”[290]

“What shall I say in defense of that poor creature, the toad, whose very name is enough to excite disgust? It is really loathed by all. It seems to us the ugliest and most disgusting of animals. What has it done, poor thing, to deserve the dislike every one feels for it?

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“It is ugly, the plaintiff asserts. Its flabby form is a shapeless lump, thrown together as if in careless haste, and its flattened, dirt-colored back is strewn with livid warts. Its legs, too short for symmetry or for effectual service, are unable to lift out of the mud its swollen stomach, which drags on the ground. Its big head merges into a hideous mouth, and heavy eyelids open to show large and prominent eyes which stare stupidly. If some danger threatens, it puffs itself up, forming under its skin an air-cushion which resists blows with its flabby elasticity.[281]

“It is venomous, the plaintiff further declares. Squatting in the mire at the bottom of some dark hole, it absorbs the unwholesome humors of the slime for use in filling the warts on its back with a milky venom which oozes out and moistens the entire body in time of peril. It also squirts into the eyes of any one who attacks it a liquid, its urine, which burns and stings. It infects the atmosphere with its foul breath. From its gullet drips a fluid that poisons the grass and fruit over which the animal passes, so that its track is as fatal as its appearance is loathsome. In a word, the toad is ugly and venomous; then war without mercy on the hideous creature that infects earth, air, water, and by its very appearance disgusts the beholder! There you have the charges against the toad.

“Now what shall I say in my turn, in defense of the poor creature? I shall tell the truth, the simple truth, and the charges made against it will be reduced to nothing.

“As to the ugliness of the toad I will not say a word; all are welcome to their own opinion on that subject. I only ask you to recall our talk about bats.”

“I don’t think the toad so horribly ugly,” Jules ventured to assert. “Its golden-yellow eyes are full of fire, its voice is sweet, almost flute-like, while the frog’s croak is anything but musical. I admit that the toad’s bloated body is not graceful; but, after all, it has some good points.”

“Little toads hopping about among the reeds at[282]the edge of the pond,” said Emile, “are pretty to look at, and they make me laugh when they tumble heels over head every time they jump. I have taken them up in my hand, but I wouldn’t touch big toads; I am afraid of them.”

“I wouldn’t either,” Jules agreed, “for fear of their venom.”

“Ah, the venom! That is the serious side of the question, and not the creature’s ugliness, which is open to discussion. The toad has the beauty appropriate to it, the beauty of a toad, and it cannot have any other without ceasing to be what it is.

“On being molested toads perspire through the warts that cover their skin a thick and viscous fluid that looks somewhat like milk. This secretion has a nauseous, burning taste and is unbearably bitter.”

“Some one, then, has tasted the milky sweat that oozes from the toad’s warts?” asked Jules.

“Yes, scientists have tasted it in order to tell us the truth about it, just as others have done with the viper’s venom. We must respect highly these courageous investigators, who are willing to make any sacrifice if only they may add to our knowledge and relieve our sufferings.”

“The toad sweats this milky liquid when tormented; is that the way it defends itself?” Jules further inquired.

“It hopes to defend itself by the horrid odor of its sweat and by its intolerably bitter taste; but this sweat is put to no further use. The animal would be[283]truly dangerous if it could inject its sweat into our blood as the viper injects its venom through its fangs into the wound already made by them. I will now relate a few experiments made by the scientists I just referred to.

“A drop of the toad’s milky fluid is introduced with a pointed steel instrument into the flesh of a little bird. In a few minutes the bird staggers as if intoxicated, shuts its eyes, gasps, and falls dead.”

“Really and truly dead?” asked Emile.

“Really and truly dead,” his uncle replied. “A dog is treated in the same manner, but with a stronger dose. In less than an hour the animal dies in a frightful frenzy.”

“Then this white sweat of the toad must be a perfectly horrible venom,” Jules remarked.

“Travelers tell us that certain South American Indian tribes poison the tips of their arrows with this venom. First they impale alive on a long stick a number of these animals, and then put them near the fire to make their warts sweat. The fluid that oozes out is collected in a large leaf, and into this fluid the savages dip their arrow-heads, a wound from which is then likely to prove fatal.”

“Isn’t it the truth, then,” asked Jules, “that toads are venomous?”

“Yes and no. Applied in any way but by injection, the toad’s sweat is harmless; to act as venom it must mix with the blood through a wound. But I will not repeat what I have already told you about the viper’s venom. The toad is powerless to make[284]the slightest wound in our flesh, and therefore it is absolutely impossible for it to harm us. It possesses a poison without being able to make any use of it except to bedew its own body by perspiring, thus repelling its enemies by the horrid smell and taste of this sweat. You can handle a toad without any sort of risk if you wish to; wash your hands immediately afterward if they have become moistened by the contact, and there will be no further trouble. Unless the foolish fancy should seize you to collect a little of the venomous liquid on the point of a penknife and then prick yourself with the knife till you drew blood, I can assure you positively that the toad would cause you no injury whatever.”

“That is plain enough,” Jules admitted, “for the toad has no means of making a wound to receive the venom from its warts; but they tell of other kinds of venom such as urine thrown to a distance and drivel running from the mouth.”

“No drivel runs from the toad’s mouth, nor is there any truth in the animal’s poisoning fruit and grass with its saliva. That is pure calumny invented to blacken the detested animal.”

“And the urine?”

“The toad, when molested, discharges its urine as a means of defense, but not to any distance. You would have to hold your face close to the animal to receive the discharge in the eyes. If that should happen to some careless person, a temporary redness of the eyes would be the utmost result. But no one would think of putting his face so close to the[285]animal, and so there is no cause for alarm on that score.”

“What about the creature’s terrible breath?” was Jules’s next inquiry.

“Another calumny on a par with that about the saliva. Its breath is no more harmful than any other animal’s. So there is absolutely nothing left of the charges brought against the toad. The poison it sweats in moments of danger to drive away its enemies cannot injure as venom injures, because the animal has no means of injecting it into a wound and mixing it with the blood, as venom must be mixed to take effect. The discharge of its urine falls too short to be dangerous, and even if it should reach its mark its effect would be so slight that it is not worth considering. Does any one give a thought to the hedgehog’s urine when that animal sprays itself with this liquid on being molested? The toad’s similar mode of defense is no more to be feared. The other complaints, such as the swelling of one’s hands after touching the animal, air poisoned by its breath, fruit and vegetables infected by the saliva and the creature’s tracks, all come from people’s prejudice, their imagination, which has given the poor batrachian a bad reputation.

“The toad is harmless, but that is not enough to entitle it to our consideration. It is also a very useful helper, a devourer of beetles, slugs, larvæ—vermin of every description, in short. After spending the day under a cool stone or in some dark hole, it leaves its retreat at nightfall to make its rounds,[286]hunching itself along on its big belly. Here is a slug making such haste as it can toward the lettuce bed, there a cricket chirping at the mouth of its hole, and there again a June-bug laying its eggs in the ground. Very softly the toad approaches and in three mouthfuls gobbles them all up with a gurgle of satisfaction. Ah, those tasted good! And now for some more.

“It continues on its way, and by the time it has finished its rounds, at daybreak, you may imagine what a multitude of worms and other small prey the glutton has stowed away in its capacious stomach. And yet this useful creature is stoned to death because it is ugly! My children, never commit any such act of cruelty, at once foolish and harmful; do not stone the toad, for you would thereby deprive the fields and gardens of a vigilant guardian. Let it go its way in peace and it will destroy so many insects that you will in the end find it less ugly than you had thought.

“So well known is the toad’s usefulness that in England the animal is an article of commerce. Toads are bought in the market at so much a head, carried home carefully so as not to come to any harm, and then allowed the freedom of the garden or placed in a hothouse, a crystal palace, perhaps, where wonderful plants are grown. The toad’s business is to lie in wait for beetles, slugs, and other destroyers that might nibble the valuable plants; and it does its duty with zeal. What a change of fortune for the maligned creature when it finds itself living in a[287]warm atmosphere and surrounded by the most splendid flowers procured at great expense from all parts of the world and now exhaling the most fragrant odors! As a finishing touch to the honor done the poor thing in its floral palace of glass, there is offered the tribute of poetry, that flower of the human imagination and invention. Listen to this.

“A wretched toad with head split open and one eye gouged out by some cruel hand was painfully dragging itself along through the mud of a public highway, when four small boys chanced to spy it as they were passing.

“They spied the toad,And one and all sent up a gleeful shout:‘Come on, come on, let’s kill the ugly lout!But first we’ll have some fun.’ They laughed their fill,As boys will laugh, hard-hearted, when they kill.They pricked and goaded with a pointed stick,Devising each in turn some cruel trick,Flushed with their sport, egged on by passers-by,While for the martyred toad none gave a sigh.Poor ugly thing! But nature made it so;For this alone its blood was caused to flow.It tried to flee; one foot was severed quite,Which gave the heartless band renewed delight.Its gouged-out eye hung down; half-blind it soughtSome sheltering reeds; its efforts came to naught.Its mangled form had been, you would have sworn,Through some machine, to be so rent and torn.And, oh, to think that hearts can be so baseAs to wish ill to one in such sad case,And to so great a load of suffering soreTo undertake to add one torment more!Well-nigh exhausted now, hope almost gone,The half-dismembered creature still toiled on.E’en death itself would not, for pity’s sake,So hideous a thing consent to take;Or thus it seemed, and so with antics rudeThe toad’s tormentors still their sport pursued.Attempts to snare it next were made in vain:[288]It dodged, and sought a rut half filled with rain;And, by its muddy bath somewhat restored,Withstood the missiles that upon it poured.Ah, what a sight was there, the beauty freshOf childhood, and its joy in bleeding flesh!Such sport as theirs there surely ne’er had been:‘Come on,’ they called, ‘come John, come Benjamin!And bring a stone, a big one, and we’ll seeIf Master Toad is quite as smart as we.’Accordingly a massive stone was found,Of ponderous weight, unwieldy, large, and round;But cheerfully the lads their muscles strained,With ends so laudable to be attained.Just then, by curious chance, there passed that wayAn over-loaded, heavy-rumbling dray.An aged donkey, deaf, half-starved, and lame,Was harnessed to the cart—the more’s the shame—And on its back a pannier also bore.A long day’s march behind and home before,The patient beast trudged on with labored breath,Though each step more seemed like to be its death.Its toil-worn frame was so exceeding thinYou would have said ‘twas naught but bones and skin.It bore full many marks of cruel blows,And in its eyes one read the tale of thoseThat suffer hardship without hope. MeanwhileIts master heaped upon it curses vile,Nor spared the cudgel; but the road was deepIn mire that clogged the wheels, the hills were steep.Creaking and groaning in lugubrious tones,The dray, thus pulled by thing of skin and bones,Moved slowly forward till at length the roadDescended sharply, and thus eased the load;But this now crowded on the nigh-spent beastWith force sufficient (so it seemed, at least)To hurl him headlong. And yet, strange to tell,The donkey paused, unheeding blows that fellFrom wrathful hand. The boys broke off their play,Content to yield the donkey right of way.‘Stand off!’ they cried; ‘let go there, Dick and Bob;Let go the stone, the cart will do our jobWith much more sport for us, so stand aside!’All stood alert to see what should betideTheir wretched victim. But far otherwiseThe thing fell out before their wondering eyesThan they had thought: the donkey, bruised and lame,At sight of woes that put his own to shameSpared not himself, but gathered all his strength[289]And held the loaded cart until, at length,Although remonstrant blows rained on his back,He turned the dray from out the beaten track.The grinding wheels, diverted, harmless pass,And tortured toad is saved by tortured ass.The driver cracks his whip, pulls at the reins,And now the dray once more the road regains.At that, one of the group engaged in play(The very one who tells you this to-day)Let fall the stone he’d been about to castJust as the laden wain came rumbling past;And as he dropped it, lo, in accents clearA mandate from on high fell on his ear,A mandate that was quickly understood,For it was brief, these simple words: ‘Be good.’1

“They spied the toad,

And one and all sent up a gleeful shout:

‘Come on, come on, let’s kill the ugly lout!

But first we’ll have some fun.’ They laughed their fill,

As boys will laugh, hard-hearted, when they kill.

They pricked and goaded with a pointed stick,

Devising each in turn some cruel trick,

Flushed with their sport, egged on by passers-by,

While for the martyred toad none gave a sigh.

Poor ugly thing! But nature made it so;

For this alone its blood was caused to flow.

It tried to flee; one foot was severed quite,

Which gave the heartless band renewed delight.

Its gouged-out eye hung down; half-blind it sought

Some sheltering reeds; its efforts came to naught.

Its mangled form had been, you would have sworn,

Through some machine, to be so rent and torn.

And, oh, to think that hearts can be so base

As to wish ill to one in such sad case,

And to so great a load of suffering sore

To undertake to add one torment more!

Well-nigh exhausted now, hope almost gone,

The half-dismembered creature still toiled on.

E’en death itself would not, for pity’s sake,

So hideous a thing consent to take;

Or thus it seemed, and so with antics rude

The toad’s tormentors still their sport pursued.

Attempts to snare it next were made in vain:[288]

It dodged, and sought a rut half filled with rain;

And, by its muddy bath somewhat restored,

Withstood the missiles that upon it poured.

Ah, what a sight was there, the beauty fresh

Of childhood, and its joy in bleeding flesh!

Such sport as theirs there surely ne’er had been:

‘Come on,’ they called, ‘come John, come Benjamin!

And bring a stone, a big one, and we’ll see

If Master Toad is quite as smart as we.’

Accordingly a massive stone was found,

Of ponderous weight, unwieldy, large, and round;

But cheerfully the lads their muscles strained,

With ends so laudable to be attained.

Just then, by curious chance, there passed that way

An over-loaded, heavy-rumbling dray.

An aged donkey, deaf, half-starved, and lame,

Was harnessed to the cart—the more’s the shame—

And on its back a pannier also bore.

A long day’s march behind and home before,

The patient beast trudged on with labored breath,

Though each step more seemed like to be its death.

Its toil-worn frame was so exceeding thin

You would have said ‘twas naught but bones and skin.

It bore full many marks of cruel blows,

And in its eyes one read the tale of those

That suffer hardship without hope. Meanwhile

Its master heaped upon it curses vile,

Nor spared the cudgel; but the road was deep

In mire that clogged the wheels, the hills were steep.

Creaking and groaning in lugubrious tones,

The dray, thus pulled by thing of skin and bones,

Moved slowly forward till at length the road

Descended sharply, and thus eased the load;

But this now crowded on the nigh-spent beast

With force sufficient (so it seemed, at least)

To hurl him headlong. And yet, strange to tell,

The donkey paused, unheeding blows that fell

From wrathful hand. The boys broke off their play,

Content to yield the donkey right of way.

‘Stand off!’ they cried; ‘let go there, Dick and Bob;

Let go the stone, the cart will do our job

With much more sport for us, so stand aside!’

All stood alert to see what should betide

Their wretched victim. But far otherwise

The thing fell out before their wondering eyes

Than they had thought: the donkey, bruised and lame,

At sight of woes that put his own to shame

Spared not himself, but gathered all his strength[289]

And held the loaded cart until, at length,

Although remonstrant blows rained on his back,

He turned the dray from out the beaten track.

The grinding wheels, diverted, harmless pass,

And tortured toad is saved by tortured ass.

The driver cracks his whip, pulls at the reins,

And now the dray once more the road regains.

At that, one of the group engaged in play

(The very one who tells you this to-day)

Let fall the stone he’d been about to cast

Just as the laden wain came rumbling past;

And as he dropped it, lo, in accents clear

A mandate from on high fell on his ear,

A mandate that was quickly understood,

For it was brief, these simple words: ‘Be good.’1

“In closing I repeat, with the great poet: ‘Be good.’ Be good if you wish God to love you; be good that you may grow up to be noble-hearted men; be good to one another, helping one another; be good to the animals that give us their fleece, their strength, and their life, and those that protect the fruits of the earth for us by keeping vigilant guard over them. Be kind to them all, even to the humblest among them, the toad, which serves us uncomplainingly and asks in return no pay but a pitying glance.”[290]

1From “Le Crapaud” (“The Toad”), by Victor Hugo.—Translator.↑

1From “Le Crapaud” (“The Toad”), by Victor Hugo.—Translator.↑

1From “Le Crapaud” (“The Toad”), by Victor Hugo.—Translator.↑

1From “Le Crapaud” (“The Toad”), by Victor Hugo.—Translator.↑


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