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Title: Baby Jane's Mission
Author: Reginald Parnell
Author: Reginald Parnell
Release date: July 1, 2011 [eBook #36574]
Language: English
Credits: E-text prepared by David Edwards, David E. Brown, and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team (http://www.pgdp.net)
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BABYJANE'SMISSION
R. PARNELL
The Larger DumpyBooks for Children.V. BABY JANE'S MISSION.
The Larger Dumpy Booksfor Children
Large Pott 8vo, Cloth gilt, 2/6 each
I.THE SIX INCH ADMIRALByGeorge A. BestWith Fifty Illustrations
II.HOLIDAYS AND HAPPY DAYSByE. Florence MasonandHamish HendryIllustrated in Colours
III.PILLOW STORIESByS. L. HewardandGertrude M. BradleyIllustrated
IV.ABOUT FAIRIES AND OTHER FACTSByMaud StawellIllustrated
V.BABY JANE'S MISSIONByReginald ParnellIllustrated by the Author
VI.THE ROSE AND THE RINGByW. M. ThackerayIllustrated
VII.MERRY MR. PUNCHByGertrude M. BradleyandHamish HendryIllustrated in Colours
London:GRANT RICHARDS
Up she went in hot pursuit of Baby Jane (p. 40).
Baby Jane's MissionBYREGINALD PARNELLILLUSTRATED BY THE AUTHORLONDONGRANT RICHARDS1902
Printed byR. & R. Clark, Limited,Edinburgh.
CONTENTS
ILLUSTRATIONS
INTRODUCTION
ADDRESSED SOLELY TO GROWN-UPS
Baby Jane is eight years old. She has grave grey eyes and straight, heavy, dull gold hair. She is very reserved, but those who have the honour of her friendship know her for a very fine lady with a tender heart and a loyal conscience. Because her conscience is sometimes obvious, and because she looks at you as if she were thinking of you rather gravely, some mean grown-up has said she was a prig. Perhaps she is—I have always honoured a prig.
She cannot see clever jokes—mine for instance—but laughs beautifully, so that all who hear laugh too, when perhaps Pat, the puppy, pretends to eat his big chum, Radical, the cat.
She is a friend of mine, and sometimes invites me to tea with her. On one such occasion, for lack of other talk, I told her of some of my adventures in Patagonia (where I have never been). She was deeply interested, but at some more than usually strange incident she grew red, and with much hesitation said, 'I'm sorry—it's rude to interrupt—but——'
She said nothing more, but I understood that she did not believe me. Now I did not answer in words, and expressed myself only in a deep and subtle look; but, after a long and serious gaze, a light shone in her intelligent eyes and she gave one of her lovely little laughs.
'We understand one another?' I asked.
She nodded smiling, pleased with herself and me for understanding one another so cleverly.
Soon afterwards she invited me to tea again, and greeted me eagerly over the bannisters when I arrived in her dominions, but she said nothing except in the way of courteous hospitality until tea was well begun. Then with a very rosy face she said:
'Shall I tell you some of my adventures this time?' I was charmed with the idea, and privatelyproud, for it proved what real friends we were that she should so confide in me.
What follows is my free version of her account, which I can only hope is not quite spoiled in the re-telling.
CHAPTER I
THE DANCING CLASS
Ever since she had been a baby—a good long while, for she was more than eight years old—it had always troubled the heart of Baby Jane to hear, and later on to read, how rough and rude and wretched the wild beasts and niggers of the African desert were.
The black childrenalwayscame down to breakfast without their pinafores on, and ate with their fingers, and never washed—though, perhaps, that did not matter, as they had to be black anyhow—and were altogether naughty and, therefore, very miserable.
And the wild beasts did nothing but kill and eat until the sand was strewn with poor white bones that had once belonged to little bounding gazelles, and missionaries, and gentle, spotted giraffes, and monkeys. At night the big ones had no cosystables, and the little ones no basket with a rug in it; so they wandered about in the cold woods and roared and went on eating things.
And all this unhappiness was because there was no one to teach them and look after them. Poor creatures! If only they knew of all the fun there was to be had—dancing and games and the rest—they would no longer spend their time so miserably.
And this was why Baby Jane came to Africa.
Stories of mere travels are often very dull, so I will not bother you with the long account of how she got there.
Now, dancing was the amusement that Baby Jane thought pleasantest; so upon the stem of a shady palm beside a gurgling stream that ran through the middle of the wide, white desert, she stuck up a notice:
Dancing Lessons Given.Nobody need Pay Anything.
And then sat down to wait for pupils.
By and bye a big brown Bear, holding a green-lined umbrella over him and smoking a great drooping German pipe, came strolling along. He saw the notice board and stared at it a long time as ifhe were reading, then he turned towards Baby Jane and stood there smiling in a friendly, but rather silly way.
The Bear looked up at the sky and began whistling.
She thought he was considering how he should ask about the dancing lessons, but he only said, with an air of joyful pride—
'What do you think of my pipe and my umbrella?'
'Where did you get them?' asked Baby Jane, fixing her round grey eyes severely upon him.
The Bear looked up at the sky and began whistling, pretending not to hear, but his ears grew very red.
'Where did you get them?' asked Baby Jane again.
Then the Bear gave up his pretence of deafness and blurted out his excuses.
'Well, hewouldtalk German, and you cannot believe how fat he was!'
'But even then you should not have eaten him,' said Baby Jane, guessing the part of the story that he had left untold.
The Bear looked very crestfallen, and tender-hearted Baby Jane felt so sorry to have had to spoil his pleasure, that she changed the subject altogether.
'Shall I teach you how to dance?' she said sweetly. 'It's great fun.'
The Bear was quite delighted with the idea, and wanted to begin at once, but Baby Jane said she would collect a little class before she began.
'Come along!' said the Bear excitedly; 'I know some more. Jump on my back!'
And off he set. Every now and then he would give a funny little clumsy hop and ask her, 'Is thathow you dance?' as if he were thinking of the coming pleasure all the time.
During one of these quaint little capers he stumbled heavily.
'Drat that Rabbit!' he said. 'He's always digging his nasty holes all over the place.'
Up popped a little fluffy head.
From another hole a yard or two away, up popped a little fluffy head, and a squeaky voice said—
'Drat that Bear! He's always dropping his clumsy paws down my area.'
By a swift dart, the Bear knocked the Rabbit out of his hole and fixed him on the sand under his great paw.
'Looks as if I was going to be eaten,' said the Rabbit, trying to speak cheerfully, though his pretty black eyes were very moist. 'It's rather a bad dayfor being eaten—so sunny and fresh, and all the young shoots are just sprouting now, and I was just going out with Fluffie'; and he buried his little nose in the sand.
'If you did happen to want to let me go this once,' he said, in a muffled, jerky voice, 'I wouldn't be saucy any more. But it doesn't matter.'
'Eaten?' cried Baby Jane, choking with tears; and she slid over the Bear's shoulder into a heap upon the ground beside the imprisoned Rabbit, and struggled to force her little slim fingers between it and the great paw, and she succeeded. Perhaps the Bear was ashamed, and allowed it.
Then she hugged the rescued one close in her arms, with his fluffy head between her little motherly shoulder and neck, and, sobbing, rocked to and fro, making his drab fur quite draggled with her tear-drops.
'And he shall learn to dance—so he shall, the dear,' said Baby Jane when her sobs had died away into an occasional sniff, and her mind had turned to more cheerful ideas.
'Such a fuss about a Rabbit,' said the Bear under his breath. 'Why, I eat rabbits spread on my bread-and-butter like shrimps.'
Then, in a louder voice, he said sulkily—'Here comes the Lion: he looks as if he wanted to learn to dance.'
As a matter of fact, the Lion looked very cross.
'Mornin'!' said the Bear genially as he approached. 'We were just coming to teach you which hand to use when you say, "Howdy-doo," and how to play "Here we go Round the Mulberry Bush," and how to dance "Sir Roger de Coverley."'
The Lion could not speak for rage, but sharpened his claws once or twice on the sand and then charged.
It was a terrible struggle. The great beasts clutched one another round the waist and wrestled furiously. The Lion made frantic attempts to twist his leg between the Bear's two and so overthrow him, but the Bear was as firm as a rock.
Then the Lion let go, and, retreating for about thirty yards, flung himself from that distance at his enemy.
If he had been struck, the Bear must have been knocked headlong; but he stooped, and the Lion passed over him and fell upon his back some twenty yards farther on. Before he could get up, the Bear was upon him.
'Oh, you will suffocate him!' cried Baby Jane, and, indeed, it seemed likely, for all of the Lion that was not covered by the Bear was seen to be in violent motion.
The Lion flung himself ... at his enemy.
But instead of showing any sympathy for his fallen foe, the Bear hit him a sounding thump on the ribs.
'He's trying to bite,' he explained. 'I'll let him up when he says he'll learn to dance.'
'Get off my head,' said the Lion in smothered tones.
'Oh, Lion, say you will!' pleaded Baby Jane. 'Get off my head,' said the Lion.
'Get off my head,' said the Lion.
'Do as the young lady tells you,' said the Bear.
'Get off my head.'
'I will promise for him, Bear,' cried Baby Jane in despair.
'Oh, all right,' said the Bear, and he arose.
The Lion got up, looking very crushed andhumble. He came crawling to Baby Jane, and said—
'You saved me from being smothered, for I could never have obeyed that Bear; but Iwilllearn to dance ifyouwish it.'
Looking very crushed and humble.
'That's right,' said Baby Jane briskly. 'Now we only want two more to make a big enough class.'
'I know of another,' said the Bear, following Baby Jane's cheerful lead, and off he set for a distant bend of the little river.
Very soon, with an amiable-looking lady Crocodile on his arm, he came pacing back.
Although the lady Crocodile looked amiable, she seemed rather stupid, and would answer no questions,but only smiled. Baby Jane noticed that she seemed to have something on her mind—or in her mouth—and so it proved, for when the Bear whispered something funny in her ear and made her laugh out loud, a little nigger boy dropped out of her mouth.
With an amiable-looking lady Crocodile on his arm.
Baby Jane was horrified, but still the little nigger was safe, now, and to make a fuss would break up the whole party; so she said calmly—
'That makes six; now we can begin.'
For a class-room she chose a smooth patch of sand with no stones on it.
'Sit down in a row,' she said; 'the Bear and I will first show you a few steps of the Gavotte.'
While she was doing up her hair into a knot—an arrangement that she considered indispensable for that dance—the Bear stood brushing his beautiful fur and preening himself like a clumsy canary, and then shambled up looking very nervous. The others sat down awkwardly beside one another, trying to be at their ease, but they were the oddest row of creatures that ever sat down together, and not very likely to be friendly. However, the Piccaninny and the Rabbit soon began a firm friendship by playfully jogging one another over.
'Now!' said Baby Jane to the Bear, rather sternly, to cover the uncertainty she herself felt in teaching the Gavotte. 'Take my hand. One—two—three!'
'Oh, please, please stop,' said the Bear, 'I have got my legs so mixed. Which is my right foot?'
And, indeed, you could hardly imagine how those short legs could have got in such a muddle.
'Please tread on those toes,' he asked Baby Jane. 'No—those over here, and then I shall know by the feel which is which.'
Baby Jane trod lightly.
'Left!' shouted the Bear. 'That is just as I thought!'
But, even having found out which was which, it took a little time and the use of a palm branch as a lever to unmix them.
'I have got my legs so mixed.'
After this the Bear did much better, and, indeed, put on quite a dainty powder-and-brocade air.
All this while the others were turning slowly from a state of wondering admiration to fidgetiness, and the Rabbit and the Piccaninny were beginningto grow rough; so Baby Jane thought of something that everybody would like.
'Now,' said she, 'I will teach you an easy Highland Schottische step.'
It was simply astounding—the way those creatures picked it up. As for the Lion, for whom she made a little kilt and sporran of palm leaves to make him more real, you could not believe how like a true Scot he looked, and how Scottishly he bounded in the air and snapped his fingers and yapped—you would hear no wilder yap in the Highlands.
Of course the Bear had a mishap. It was through treading on the Crocodile's tail that he came down on a poor little Porcupine who had crept out from a neighbouring cactus thicket and was dancing a little fling all by himself. However, the Porcupine was not really hurt except that he came out quite smooth—all his bristles having stuck in the Bear. But, apart from this, everybody enjoyed it immensely. To be sure, they had to sing the tune themselves, but that added to the fun.
'There's something else just as nice!' cried Baby Jane when they had stopped, breathless, buteager for more. Then, with the Lion, she led off in the Washington Post.
The Washington Post.
Speak not of dancing in a room. What room is large enough when the romping begins? What you want is a good large desert. That is what Baby Jane and her pupils had, and it was grand. The Lion bounced so high that Baby Jane was swung about like a leaf on a bough on a windy day, and had nothing to do but waggle her toes in the air.
Afterwards, all rather tired, the creatures came and Baby Jane arranged them round her, the Lionand the Bear on each side with her arms round their necks, the Piccaninny and the Rabbit at her feet with their little heads on her knees, and the Crocodile round the whole party like a rampart.
'Isn't that better than being cruel, dears, and going about roaring and fighting?' asked Baby Jane.
'Lots!' said the Lion, and the others all grunted approval.
And Baby Jane went to sleep in the midst of her pupils very proud and happy, for she knew now that her plan would really work, and had found what dears wild beasts were when you only knew them.
CHAPTER II
NUTS IN MAY
Baby Jane was slowly waking up, with the gentle morning sun shining on her face.
'What is this silky, furry thing under my head?' she murmured to herself. And then it all came back to her.
'Oh yes, of course,' said she. 'I've come out to the African Desert to teach the poor dear creatures nice things to do, instead of fighting and howling and killing one another. And I've been asleep with my head upon my dear, naughty old Bear, with all my animals and the Piccaninny round me. And yesterday I gave them a dancing lesson.
'There now, dears,' she said, sitting up and nodding wisely at the gently snoring circle, 'wasn't it nicer to sleep properly through the night by me, after being tired out with playing, than to wanderand howl and be wicked in the dreadful woods and the lonely desert?'
Her little speech waked them, and they sat up and rubbed their eyes and smiled sleepily at her.
'Now,' said Baby Jane briskly, 'we'll go and wash our faces in the river.'
Her pupils, except the Crocodile, who tried to look as if she were very brave in obeying, all made excuses, but Baby Jane was firm, and there was soon a great spluttering and screwing up of eyes, and they became very lank and dank and shiny.
Then came breakfast under a spreading palm—a fine breakfast. There was bread-fruit—which always grows ready toasted in this part of the world because of the heat of the sun—and butter-nuts and cocoa-nuts with fresh milk in them; and any one who knew more of these wonderful African plants would probably tell you of the shrimp shrubs, and of the whiting-fried-in-egg-and-breadcrumbs-with-their-tails-in-their-mouths bushes.
'Do you know,' said Baby Jane confidentially when they had finished, 'itisnice that I'm going to teach you something that is great fun this sunshiny morning, instead of being taught myself in a stuffy school-room—and perhaps put in the corner.'
At this point she grew red, and looked round to see if they looked shocked, but they were all grinning affectionately. A great reformer loses nothing by little admissions like this.
'Come along, now,' said she; 'I'll teach you some games on this smooth patch.'
The animals and the Piccaninny all frisked around in high excitement.
'First we'll play blindfold "Cat and Mouse,"' said Baby Jane, after a moment's thought. 'Lion, you are "mouse," and, Rabbit, you are "cat." Now I want two handkerchiefs.'
The Bear retired and came back with a large spotted handkerchief. This time Baby Jane did not ask how he got it—she only sighed.
It was old, so they tore it in half, and, having blindfolded the Lion and the Rabbit, they spun them round three times and then kept very quiet to watch the fun.
The Lion was dreadfully nervous at first and crept about on tiptoe, and listened quaking to the sound of the Rabbit as he scuffled around snorting fiercely and making savage grabs at the air. Once they bumped their heads together, but, with an ear-splitting yell of terror, theLion bounded away before the Rabbit could grip him.
By-and-bye the Rabbit, having run up against Baby Jane, whispered to her, 'I reckon he's gone up a tree; I'll go after him.'
Then he felt about till he came to the stem of a palm, and up he went, hand-over-hand.
In a little while the Lion, who was still tiptoeing about on the ground, also ran up against Baby Jane, and said in a quavering whisper, 'I reckon it's not safe down here; I'm going up a tree.' And he felt about till he came to the very tree up which the Rabbit, or, I should say, the 'cat,' had just climbed, and up he went.
The Rabbit had reached the top, and was meditating on the ease with which we deceive ourselves, when he heard a scratching sound below him, and pricked up his ears. Nearer and nearer came the sound.
'Sure enough,' said he, 'it's that "mouse" coming up after me,' and with a triumphant squeak—'Caught!'—he let go with his four little paws, and down he dropped plump on the Lion's head.
The Lion shrieked aloud with terror and dismay,and fell heavily to the ground; and there he lay with the Rabbit sitting smiling on top of him.
Down he dropped plump on the Lion's head.
Then the others tried their hands at being 'cat' and 'mouse,' until the whole party was weak with laughing.
'Now we'll have a three-legged race,' said Baby Jane when they had at last subsided into giggles. 'It is rather a boys' game, but I'm only going to do it to teach you.'
Baby Jane and the Piccaninny.
There were three couples—the Lion and the Rabbit, the Bear and the Crocodile, and Baby Jane and the Piccaninny.
The Bear and the Crocodile made a splendidrace with Baby Jane's couple. The Bear took tiny steps to suit the shortness of the Crocodile's legs, and their feet pattered as fast as a fly flaps its wings; but the children won by two yards.
As for the Lion and the Rabbit, they sat down to quarrel half-way, the Rabbit recommending big kangaroo-like bounds, while the Lion was for hopping on the joint leg.
After this came a game of 'Gathering Nuts in May,' and the creatures nearly went wild with excitement.
It is to be feared that they were so anxious for their side to win that they did things that were not quite honest.
Now, Baby Jane had decided that the Rabbit and the Piccaninny might always pull together, being each so small.
On a certain occasion her side had declared in song that they would
'Have Miss Crocodile for Nuts in May,Nuts in May, Nuts in May';
and also that they would
'Send Bunny and the Piccaninny to fetch her away,Fetch her away, fetch her away.'
Then that little couple went out, and the Rabbit, having caught the Crocodile's hand, and the Piccaninny having gripped the Rabbit's little tail, they tugged and they tugged for the honour of their side to pull Miss Crocodile over the line, until their little hearts nearly burst and the Rabbit's tail nearly came off.
She had anchored the end of her tail to a stout young palm tree.
And all the while Miss Crocodile calmly sat and smiled, and never budged.
Why? Because she had anchored the end of her tail to a stout young palm tree, and it would have needed a steam-engine to 'gather' her.
Even after this, the creatures were eager for more, and Baby Jane thought of 'Hide-and-Seek.'
She would go and hide, and they would sit in a row with their eyes tight shut while they counted sixty.
She ran off as fast as she could over a little hillock, so that the animals could no longer see her, even if they were unfair enough to open their eyes, and towards a clump of trees that looked like a capital hiding-place.
She little thought into what terrible danger she was running.
On she went till she had reached the corner of the little wood. There, behind it, she saw with startled eyes a horde of mounted Cannibals lying in wait.
For the first moment she thought she could dart back behind the trees, but no, they had caught sight of her, and with a horrible sound of smacking of lips the cloud of Light-Horsemen swept towards her. She noticed that they had only one Horse, but he was densely crowded with a villainous crew of blacks, and then, as they rushed upon her brandishing their spear, she clasped her hand over her eyes.
The next moment she was seized roughly and swung high into the air and on to the shoulder of a Cannibal, and then she felt the Horse turn and gallop madly—as madly as could be expected of an animal so overcrowded—across the desert, and awayfrom her dear creatures still sitting in a row with their eyes tight shut behind the hillock. Oh, it was dreadful! Her plan had just begun to succeed, and her animals were growing more and more kind and happy, and now it was all over.
Poor Crocodile and Lion, they would miss her dreadfully and have nothing to do but go back to the old, bad, miserable ways. Poor dear old Bear, he would cry. And here Baby Jane herself began to cry loudly, hopelessly.
After a while she tried to stifle her sobs and to speak coaxingly to the Nigger who carried her, but he took no notice.
There was evidently no hope, and she began to think whether she would rather be a cutlet dressed in egg and bread-crumbs with little paper frills round her ankles and wrists—or soup.
Suddenly she heard a faint sound more beautiful to her than the silver music of fairy bells. It was the roar of a Lion.
Ah, there they were! Over a sandy wave they came flying in pursuit. The Lion, ridden by the Piccaninny, sped across the desert with huge bounds, and dust and stones shot up wherever his flying feet struck the sand; away to the right, with his headand tail up, the Crocodile was bouncing bravely along, the Rabbit, who rode her, bumping sky-high; and close behind the Lion strode the Bear, leaping bushes and bamboos as if he were running a hurdle-race.