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ACCEPTEDCharles Shortridge once to St. Peter came."Down!" cried the saint with his face aflame;"'Tis writ that every hardy liarShall dwell forever and ever in fire!""That's what I said the night that I died,"The sinner, turning away, replied."What!yousaid that?" cried the saint—"what! what!Yousaid 'twas so writ? Then, faith, 'tisnot!I'm a devil at quoting, but I beginTo fail in my memory. Pray walk in."

Charles Shortridge once to St. Peter came."Down!" cried the saint with his face aflame;"'Tis writ that every hardy liarShall dwell forever and ever in fire!""That's what I said the night that I died,"The sinner, turning away, replied."What!yousaid that?" cried the saint—"what! what!Yousaid 'twas so writ? Then, faith, 'tisnot!I'm a devil at quoting, but I beginTo fail in my memory. Pray walk in."


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