A MILITARY INCIDENTDawn heralded the coming sun—Fort Douglas was computingThe minutes—and the sunrise gunWas manned for his saluting.The gunner at that firearm stood,The which he slowly loaded,When, bang!—I know not how it could,But sure the charge exploded!Yes, to that veteran's surpriseThe gun went off sublimely,And both his busy arms likewiseWent off with it, untimely.Then said that gunner to his mate(He was from Ballyshannon):"Bedad, the sun's a minute late,Accardin' to this cannon!"
Dawn heralded the coming sun—Fort Douglas was computingThe minutes—and the sunrise gunWas manned for his saluting.The gunner at that firearm stood,The which he slowly loaded,When, bang!—I know not how it could,But sure the charge exploded!Yes, to that veteran's surpriseThe gun went off sublimely,And both his busy arms likewiseWent off with it, untimely.Then said that gunner to his mate(He was from Ballyshannon):"Bedad, the sun's a minute late,Accardin' to this cannon!"