Tune: Wonderful Words of LifeAll Sing—There’s a man who lives far away,His name is Santy Claus,He comes with his reindeer an’ sleigh,His name is Santy Claus;With his bells a ringin’,He comes presents bringin’,Listen, you’ll hear (bells ring off stage)Here comes old Santy Claus!
Tune: Wonderful Words of LifeAll Sing—There’s a man who lives far away,His name is Santy Claus,He comes with his reindeer an’ sleigh,His name is Santy Claus;With his bells a ringin’,He comes presents bringin’,Listen, you’ll hear (bells ring off stage)Here comes old Santy Claus!
Tune: Wonderful Words of Life
All Sing—There’s a man who lives far away,
His name is Santy Claus,
He comes with his reindeer an’ sleigh,
His name is Santy Claus;
With his bells a ringin’,
He comes presents bringin’,
Listen, you’ll hear (bells ring off stage)
Here comes old Santy Claus!
Enter Virgil(dressed as Santy Claus)
Virgil(gruff voice)—Wal, wal, childern, didn’t expec’ ter see me here today, did ye? Wal, here I be an’ I hope yer al glad to see Santy. Now fust thing, I want ter know HAVE YE BEEN GOOD CHILDERN? Have ye? (pause) Have ye been good?
Tilly(faintly)—Yes, ma’am.
Billy—Oh, boo-hoo-hoo, boo-hoo-hoo, boo-hoo-hoo!
Mrs. Skaggs—W’y, Billy, what’s the matter?
Billy—Boo-hoo-hoo, boo-hoo-hoo! I’m ’fraid of Santy Claus.
Mrs. Skaggs—Now, Billy, Santy won’t hurt you none.
Billy(bawling)—I want to go home. I want to go home (cries louder and falls down on floor).
Mrs. Skaggs—Oh, I’m ’fraid he’ll have a fit he’s so skeered. (to teacher) Tell ’im to take off his face so’s Billy can see ’im (teacher runs and talks to Virgil who pulls off his false face).
Teacher—See, Billy, it’s only Virgil.
Virgil(crossly)—Nice way to spoil our fun (Billy stops crying, looks at Virgil and begins to laugh).
Teacher—Now, children, we will have a treat and Mr. Judd will help Santy pass it to you (Virgil and Mr. J. give each one a sack of pop corn and candy as curtain falls).
CURTAIN
PLAYS, MONOLOGS, Etc.AS OUR WASHWOMAN SEES IT.(Edna I. MacKenzie.) Time, 10 minutes. Nora is seen at the washboard at the home of Mrs. McNeal, where, amidst her work, she engages in a line of gossip concerning her patrons, that will make a hit with any audience. 25 cents.ASK OUIJA.(Edna I. MacKenzie.) Time, 8 minutes. A present-day girl illustrates to her friends the wonders of the Ouija board. Her comments on the mysteries of this present-day fad as she consults Ouija will delight any audience. 25 cents.COONTOWN TROUBLES.(Bugbee-Berg.) A lively black-face song given by Josephus Johnsing, Uncle Rastus and other Coontown folks. 35 cents.THE GREAT CHICKEN STEALING CASE OF EBENEZER COUNTY.(Walter Richardson.) A negro mock trial for 9 males, 2 females and jurors. Time, 35 minutes. Any ordinary room easily arranged. From start to finish this trial is ludicrous to the extreme and will bring roars of laughter from the audience. 25 cents.THE GREAT WHISKEY-STEALING CASE OF RUMBOLD VS. RYEBOLD.(Walter Richardson.) A mock trial for 11 males and jury. The fun increases as the trial proceeds, and reaches a climax when the jury decides who stole the whiskey. 25 cents.HERE’S TO THE LAND OF THE STARS AND THE STRIPES.(Bugbee-Worrell.) Open your minstrel with this rousing patriotic song. Sheet music. 35 cents.THE KINK IN KIZZIE’S WEDDING.(Mary Bonham.) Time, 20 minutes. For 7 males and 5 females. A colored wedding that will convulse any audience with laughter. Said to be the funniest mock wedding ever produced. 25 cents.SHE SAYS SHE STUDIES.A monologue. (Edna I. MacKenzie.) A sentimental high-school girl seated with her books preparing the next day’s lessons, in a highly original and entertaining manner, expresses her views on the merits of her various studies and her unbiased opinion of her teachers, as she proceeds from book to book in the order of her recitation; but when she has finished, you will agree that she is very much more of an entertainer than a student. 25 cents.SUSAN GETS READY FOR CHURCH.(Edna I. MacKenzie.) Time, 10 minutes. It is time for church and Susan, at her toilet, is excitedly calling for missing articles and her rapid line of gossip about her friends and of certain church activities will bring many a laugh. 25 cents.THAT AWFUL LETTER.A comedy of unusual merit, in one act. (Edna I. MacKenzie.) For five girls. Time, 30 minutes. Recommended for high schools, societies and churches. Elizabeth Norton, an accomplished college girl from the country, has been reluctantly and rudely invited to visit a city cousin, Margaret Neilson, whom she has never seen. Finding she is expected to be gawky and uneducated, Elizabeth acts the part perfectly. Developments follow thick and fast amid flashes of wit, humor and satire from Elizabeth, who at last reveals her real self. Margaret’s humiliation is complete and there is a happy ending. All the characters are good. The country cousin is a star. 25 cents.THE UNEXPECTED GUEST.A one-act comedy. (Edna I. MacKenzie.) Six females. Time, 45 minutes. The unexpected arrival of an eccentric aunt throws, a family into a state of excitement and dismay, but before the play is over the unwelcome aunt has endeared herself to her relatives in quite an unexpected manner. Funny situations throughout. 25 cents.Paine Publishing CompanyDayton, Ohio
PLAYS, MONOLOGS, Etc.
AS OUR WASHWOMAN SEES IT.(Edna I. MacKenzie.) Time, 10 minutes. Nora is seen at the washboard at the home of Mrs. McNeal, where, amidst her work, she engages in a line of gossip concerning her patrons, that will make a hit with any audience. 25 cents.
ASK OUIJA.(Edna I. MacKenzie.) Time, 8 minutes. A present-day girl illustrates to her friends the wonders of the Ouija board. Her comments on the mysteries of this present-day fad as she consults Ouija will delight any audience. 25 cents.
COONTOWN TROUBLES.(Bugbee-Berg.) A lively black-face song given by Josephus Johnsing, Uncle Rastus and other Coontown folks. 35 cents.
THE GREAT CHICKEN STEALING CASE OF EBENEZER COUNTY.(Walter Richardson.) A negro mock trial for 9 males, 2 females and jurors. Time, 35 minutes. Any ordinary room easily arranged. From start to finish this trial is ludicrous to the extreme and will bring roars of laughter from the audience. 25 cents.
THE GREAT WHISKEY-STEALING CASE OF RUMBOLD VS. RYEBOLD.(Walter Richardson.) A mock trial for 11 males and jury. The fun increases as the trial proceeds, and reaches a climax when the jury decides who stole the whiskey. 25 cents.
HERE’S TO THE LAND OF THE STARS AND THE STRIPES.(Bugbee-Worrell.) Open your minstrel with this rousing patriotic song. Sheet music. 35 cents.
THE KINK IN KIZZIE’S WEDDING.(Mary Bonham.) Time, 20 minutes. For 7 males and 5 females. A colored wedding that will convulse any audience with laughter. Said to be the funniest mock wedding ever produced. 25 cents.
SHE SAYS SHE STUDIES.A monologue. (Edna I. MacKenzie.) A sentimental high-school girl seated with her books preparing the next day’s lessons, in a highly original and entertaining manner, expresses her views on the merits of her various studies and her unbiased opinion of her teachers, as she proceeds from book to book in the order of her recitation; but when she has finished, you will agree that she is very much more of an entertainer than a student. 25 cents.
SUSAN GETS READY FOR CHURCH.(Edna I. MacKenzie.) Time, 10 minutes. It is time for church and Susan, at her toilet, is excitedly calling for missing articles and her rapid line of gossip about her friends and of certain church activities will bring many a laugh. 25 cents.
THAT AWFUL LETTER.A comedy of unusual merit, in one act. (Edna I. MacKenzie.) For five girls. Time, 30 minutes. Recommended for high schools, societies and churches. Elizabeth Norton, an accomplished college girl from the country, has been reluctantly and rudely invited to visit a city cousin, Margaret Neilson, whom she has never seen. Finding she is expected to be gawky and uneducated, Elizabeth acts the part perfectly. Developments follow thick and fast amid flashes of wit, humor and satire from Elizabeth, who at last reveals her real self. Margaret’s humiliation is complete and there is a happy ending. All the characters are good. The country cousin is a star. 25 cents.
THE UNEXPECTED GUEST.A one-act comedy. (Edna I. MacKenzie.) Six females. Time, 45 minutes. The unexpected arrival of an eccentric aunt throws, a family into a state of excitement and dismay, but before the play is over the unwelcome aunt has endeared herself to her relatives in quite an unexpected manner. Funny situations throughout. 25 cents.
Paine Publishing CompanyDayton, Ohio
CHRISTMAS ENTERTAINMENTSCHRISTMAS AT PUNKIN HOLLER.(Elizabeth P. Guptill.) One of the most popular Christmas plays clean, wholesome fun from beginning to end. It depicts the trials of the teacher of an old-fashioned “deestric school” in conducting the last rehearsal for the Christmas Entertainment. Children and grown-ups will be delighted with CHRISTMAS AT PUNKIN HOLLER. 25c.CHRISTMAS AT McCARTHY’S.(Elizabeth F. Guptill.) A Christmas play for young folks and children that is brimful of fun from start to close and is interspersed with the gentlest pathos. All the characters are good. Easy to produce. No special scenery or costumes. No Santa Claus. Can be played in any schoolroom. 25c.CHRISTMAS SPEAKIN’ AT SKAGGS’S SKULE.(Marie Irish.) Just published. Humorous entertainment for six boys and eight girls, including Ole, the Swede; Rastus, the negro; bashful Bill; Jeremiah Judkins, the skule clerk; Mis’ Skaggs and Mis’ Hill, the mothers who “help out;” fat little sister; Matildy and Florildy, the twins; Sam who st-t-tut-ters; Tiny, and Miss Emmeline Elkins, the teacher. The speech by the skule clerk and the fake Santy Claus are features. 25c.CHRISTMAS DIALOGUES.(Cecil J. Richmond.) Every dialogue in this book is decidedly to the point and easy to prepare. They will delight both young and old. The book contains the following: Is There a Santa Clause? (2 small children, Santa Claus and chorus); Herbert’s Discovery (2 boys); The Christmas Dinner (2 little girls, 1 larger girl, and 2 boys); Playing Santa Claus (1 small and 2 larger boys); A Double Christmas Gift (2 small girls, 2 larger girls, and 3 boys). Many customers have told us that the last named dialogue is worth the price of the book. 25 cents.EVERGREEN AND HOLLY—SONG AND DRILL.(Elizabeth F. Guptill.) A drill for any even number of boys and girls, or all girls. The girls carry garlands of evergreen while the boys carry wreaths of the same. After a spectacular drill and fancy march they all sing a beautiful Christmas song, which accompanies the drill. Easy to produce and decidedly novel. 25 cents.GOOD-BYE, CHRISTMAS GROUCHES.(Irish-Lyman.) A jolly Christmas song for any number of boys and girls. It abounds with Christmas cheer and many pleasant surprises. Full of action. Sheet music. This popular song will put “pep” in your Christmas entertainment and will furnish your audience a rare treat. 35 cents.POINSETTIA DRILL.(Marie Irish.) A drill for 12 or more girls carrying poinsettias. Given to the music of a lively march, interspersed with verses to the tune of the song. “Comin’ Through the Rye.” Several diagrams make clear the following of the directions. One of the most beautiful Christmas drills published. 25 cents.SANTA CLAUS IS COMING.(Irish-Garster.) Song for little folks. Easy words and simple action. A pleasing little song that the children will enjoy giving and others will enjoy hearing, because of its merry humor. Sheet music. 35 cents.STARS OF BETHLEHEM.(Irish-Leyman.) A beautiful song of the Christ Child for either solo or chorus. The music is sweet and perfectly suited to the beautiful words. A delightful number for children or adults. Sheet music, 35 cents.SNOWBOUND FOR CHRISTMAS.(Edna I. MacKenzie.) For 4 boys and 4 girls. Time, 25 minutes. The roads being blocked by a recent snowstorm, the Simpson family has not been able to get to town to do their Christmas shopping. After considerable lamenting by the children over their disappointment, Ma Simpson, Pa Simpson, and the older children determine upon home-made presents, which results in a most pleasant surprise. 25 cents.TOPSY TURVY CHRISTMAS, A.(Elizabeth F. Guptill.) A decidedly humorous Christmas play for any number of children from six to twelve years old. The children are tired of “minding” and of everything being “just so,” so they start to find a place where things will be different. There is a pleasing surprise for the audience at every turn of the play. 25 cents.Paine Publishing CompanyDayton, Ohio
CHRISTMAS ENTERTAINMENTS
CHRISTMAS AT PUNKIN HOLLER.(Elizabeth P. Guptill.) One of the most popular Christmas plays clean, wholesome fun from beginning to end. It depicts the trials of the teacher of an old-fashioned “deestric school” in conducting the last rehearsal for the Christmas Entertainment. Children and grown-ups will be delighted with CHRISTMAS AT PUNKIN HOLLER. 25c.
CHRISTMAS AT McCARTHY’S.(Elizabeth F. Guptill.) A Christmas play for young folks and children that is brimful of fun from start to close and is interspersed with the gentlest pathos. All the characters are good. Easy to produce. No special scenery or costumes. No Santa Claus. Can be played in any schoolroom. 25c.
CHRISTMAS SPEAKIN’ AT SKAGGS’S SKULE.(Marie Irish.) Just published. Humorous entertainment for six boys and eight girls, including Ole, the Swede; Rastus, the negro; bashful Bill; Jeremiah Judkins, the skule clerk; Mis’ Skaggs and Mis’ Hill, the mothers who “help out;” fat little sister; Matildy and Florildy, the twins; Sam who st-t-tut-ters; Tiny, and Miss Emmeline Elkins, the teacher. The speech by the skule clerk and the fake Santy Claus are features. 25c.
CHRISTMAS DIALOGUES.(Cecil J. Richmond.) Every dialogue in this book is decidedly to the point and easy to prepare. They will delight both young and old. The book contains the following: Is There a Santa Clause? (2 small children, Santa Claus and chorus); Herbert’s Discovery (2 boys); The Christmas Dinner (2 little girls, 1 larger girl, and 2 boys); Playing Santa Claus (1 small and 2 larger boys); A Double Christmas Gift (2 small girls, 2 larger girls, and 3 boys). Many customers have told us that the last named dialogue is worth the price of the book. 25 cents.
EVERGREEN AND HOLLY—SONG AND DRILL.(Elizabeth F. Guptill.) A drill for any even number of boys and girls, or all girls. The girls carry garlands of evergreen while the boys carry wreaths of the same. After a spectacular drill and fancy march they all sing a beautiful Christmas song, which accompanies the drill. Easy to produce and decidedly novel. 25 cents.
GOOD-BYE, CHRISTMAS GROUCHES.(Irish-Lyman.) A jolly Christmas song for any number of boys and girls. It abounds with Christmas cheer and many pleasant surprises. Full of action. Sheet music. This popular song will put “pep” in your Christmas entertainment and will furnish your audience a rare treat. 35 cents.
POINSETTIA DRILL.(Marie Irish.) A drill for 12 or more girls carrying poinsettias. Given to the music of a lively march, interspersed with verses to the tune of the song. “Comin’ Through the Rye.” Several diagrams make clear the following of the directions. One of the most beautiful Christmas drills published. 25 cents.
SANTA CLAUS IS COMING.(Irish-Garster.) Song for little folks. Easy words and simple action. A pleasing little song that the children will enjoy giving and others will enjoy hearing, because of its merry humor. Sheet music. 35 cents.
STARS OF BETHLEHEM.(Irish-Leyman.) A beautiful song of the Christ Child for either solo or chorus. The music is sweet and perfectly suited to the beautiful words. A delightful number for children or adults. Sheet music, 35 cents.
SNOWBOUND FOR CHRISTMAS.(Edna I. MacKenzie.) For 4 boys and 4 girls. Time, 25 minutes. The roads being blocked by a recent snowstorm, the Simpson family has not been able to get to town to do their Christmas shopping. After considerable lamenting by the children over their disappointment, Ma Simpson, Pa Simpson, and the older children determine upon home-made presents, which results in a most pleasant surprise. 25 cents.
TOPSY TURVY CHRISTMAS, A.(Elizabeth F. Guptill.) A decidedly humorous Christmas play for any number of children from six to twelve years old. The children are tired of “minding” and of everything being “just so,” so they start to find a place where things will be different. There is a pleasing surprise for the audience at every turn of the play. 25 cents.
Paine Publishing CompanyDayton, Ohio
Transcriber’s Notes:Obvious punctuation errors repaired.Page 4, “leters” changed to “letters” (letters of various)Page 8, “dissapointed” changed to “disappointed” (very disappointed if no)Page 12, “Maltildy” changed to “Matildy” (Come on, Matildy)Page 20, “litle” changed to “little” (my little sister)Page 21, “Chilren” changed to “Children” (Children(heartily))Inside back cover, “rlatives” changed to “relatives” (to her relatives)
Transcriber’s Notes:
Obvious punctuation errors repaired.
Page 4, “leters” changed to “letters” (letters of various)
Page 8, “dissapointed” changed to “disappointed” (very disappointed if no)
Page 12, “Maltildy” changed to “Matildy” (Come on, Matildy)
Page 20, “litle” changed to “little” (my little sister)
Page 21, “Chilren” changed to “Children” (Children(heartily))
Inside back cover, “rlatives” changed to “relatives” (to her relatives)