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Thwack!Thwack! One early dawn upon our doorI heard the bladder of some motley foolBouncing, and all the dusk of London shookWith bells! I leapt from bed,—had I forgotten?—I flung my casement wide and craned my neckOver the painted Mermaid. There he stood,His right leg yellow and his left leg blue,With jingling cap, a sheep-bell at his tail,Wielding his eel-skin bladder,—bang! thwack! bang!—Catching a comrade's head with the recoilAnd skipping away! All Bread Street dimly burnedLike a reflected sky, green, red and whiteWith littered branches, ferns and hawthorn-clouds;For, round Sir Fool, a frolic morrice-troopOf players, poets, prentices, mad-cap queans,Robins and Marians, coloured like the dawn,And sparkling like the greenwood whence they cameWith their fresh boughs all dewy from the dark,Clamoured,Come down! Come down, and let us in!High over these, I suddenly saw Sir FoolLeap to a sign-board, swing to a conduit-head,And perch there, gorgeous on the morning sky,Tossing his crimson cockscomb to the blueAnd crowing like Chanticleer,Give them a rouse!Tickle it, tabourer! Nimbly, lasses, nimbly!Tuck up your russet petticoats and dance!Let the Cheape know it is the first of May!And as I seized shirt, doublet and trunk-hose,I saw the hobby-horse come cantering down,A pasteboard steed, dappled a rosy whiteLike peach-bloom, bridled with purple, bitted with gold,A crimson foot-cloth on his royal flanks,And, riding him, His Majesty of the May!Round him the whole crowd frolicked with a shout,And as I stumbled down the crooked stairI heard them break into a dance and sing:—

IInto the woods we'll trip and go,Up and down and to and fro,Under the moon to fetch in May,And two by two till break of day,A-maying,A-playing,For Love knows no gain-saying!Wisdom trips not? Even so—Come, young lovers, trip and go,Trip and go.IIOut of the woods we'll dance and singUnder the morning-star of Spring,Into the town with our fresh boughsAnd knock at every sleeping house,Not sighing,Or crying,Though Love knows no denying!Then, round your summer queen and king,Come, young lovers, dance and sing,Dance and sing!"Chorus," the great Fool tossed his gorgeous crest,And lustily crew against the deepening dawn,"Chorus," till all the Cheape caught the refrain,And, with a double thunder of frolic feet,Its ancient nut-brown tabors woke the Strand:—A-maying,A-playing,For Love knows no gain-saying!Wisdom trips not? Even so,—Come, young lovers, trip and go,Trip and go.Into the Mermaid with a shout they rushedAs I shot back the bolts, andbang, thwack, bang,The bladder bounced about me. What cared I?This was all England's holy-day! "Come in,My yellow-hammers," roared the Friar TuckOf this mad morrice, "come you into church,My nightingales, my scraps of Lincoln green,And hear my sermon!" On a window-seatHe stood, against the diamonded rich panesIn the old oak parlour and, throwing back his hood,Who should it be but Ben, rare Ben himself?The wild troup laughed around him, some a-sprawlOn tables, kicking parti-coloured heels,Some with their Marians jigging on their knees,And, in the front of all, the motley foolCross-legged upon the rushes.O, I knew him,—Will Kemp, the player, who danced from London townTo Norwich in nine days and was proclaimedFreeman of Marchaunt Venturers and hedge-kingOf English morrice-dancery for ever!His nine-days' wonder, through the countrysideWas hawked by every ballad-monger. KempRaged at their shake-rag Muses. None but IGuessed ever for what reason, since he choseHis anticks for himself and, in his games,Was more than most May-fools fantastical.I watched his thin face, as he rocked and crooned,Shaking the squirrels' tails around his ears;And, out of all the players I had seen,His face was quickest through its clay to flashThe passing mood. Though not a muscle stirred,The very skin of it seemed to flicker and gleamWith little summer lightnings of the soulAt every fleeting fancy. For a manSo quick to bleed at a pin-prick or to leapLaughing through hell to save a butterfly,This world was difficult; and perchance he foundIn his fantastic games that open roadWhich even Will Shakespeare only found at lastIn motley and with some wild straws in his hair.But "Drawer! drawer!" bellowed Friar Ben,"Make ready a righteous breakfast while I preach;—Tankards of nut-brown ale, and cold roast beef,Cracknels, old cheese, flaunes, tarts and clotted cream.Hath any a wish not circumscribed by these?""A white-pot custard, for my white-pot queen,"Cried Kemp, waving his bauble, "mark this, boy,A white-pot custard for my queen of May,—She is not here, but that concerns not thee!—A white-pot Mermaid custard, with a crust,Lashings of cream, eggs, apple-pulse and spice,A little sugar and manchet bread. Away!Be swift!"And as I bustled to and fro,The Friar raised his big brown fists againAnd preached in mockery of the PuritansWho thought to strip the moonshine wings from Mab,Tear down the May-poles, rout our English games,And drive all beauty back into the sea.Then laughter and chatter and clashing tankards drownedAll but their May-day jollity a-while.But, as their breakfast ended, and I sankGasping upon a bench, there came still morePoets and players crowding into the room;And one—I only knew him as Sir JohnWaved a great ballad at Will Kemp and laughed,"Atonement, Will, atonement!""What," groaned Kemp,"Another penny poet? How many liesDoesthisrogue tell? Sir, I have suffered muchFrom these Melpomenes and strawberry quills,And think them better at their bloody linesOnThe Blue Lady. Sir, they set to workAt seven o'clock in the morning, the same hourThat I, myself, that'sCavalieroKemp,With heels of feather and heart of cork, beganFrolickly footing, from the great Lord MayorOf London, tow'rds the worshipful Master MayorOf Norwich.""Nay, Kemp, this is a May-day tune,A morrice of country rhymes, made by a poetWho thought it shame so worthy an act as thineShould wither in oblivion if the MuseWith her Castalian showers could keep it green.And while the fool nid-nodded all in time,Sir John, in swinging measure, trolled this tale:—IWith Georgie Sprat, my overseer, and Thomas Slye, my tabourer,And William Bee, my courier, when dawn emblazed the skies,I met a tall young butcher as I danced by little Sudbury,Head-master o' morrice-dancers all, high headborough of hyes.By Sudbury, by Sudbury, by little red-roofed Sudbury,He wished to dance a mile with me! I made a courtly bow:I fitted him with morrice-bells, with treble, bass and tenor bells,And "Tickle your tabor, Tom," I cried, "we're going to market now."And rollicking down the lanes we dashed, and frolicking up the hills we clashed,And like a sail behind me flapped his great white frock a-while,Till, with a gasp, he sank and swore that he could dance with me no more;And—over the hedge a milk-maid laughed,Not dance with him a mile?"You lout!" she laughed, "I'll leave my pail, and dance with him for cakes and ale!I'll dance a mile for love," she laughed, "and win my wager, too.Your feet are shod and mine are bare; but when could leather dance on air?A milk-maid's feet can fall as fair and light as falling dew."I fitted her with morrice-bells, with treble, bass and tenor bells:The fore-bells, as I linked them at her throat, how soft they sang!Green linnets in a golden nest, they chirped and trembled on her breast,And, faint as elfin blue-bells, at her nut-brown ankles rang.I fitted her with morrice-bells that sweetened into woodbine bells,And trembled as I hung them there and crowned her sunny brow:"Strike up," she laughed, "my summer king!" And all her bells began to ring,And "Tickle your tabor, Tom," I cried, "we're going to Sherwood now!"When cocks were crowing, and light was growing, and horns were blowing, and milk-pailsflowing,We swam thro' waves of emerald gloom along a chestnut aisle,Then, up a shining hawthorn-lane, we sailed into the sun again,Will Kemp and his companion, his companion of a mile."Truer than most," snarled Kemp, "but mostly lies!And why does he forget the miry lanesBy Brainford with thick woods on either side,And the deep holes, where I could find no easeBut skipped up to my waist?" A crackling laughBroke from his lips which, if he had not wornThe cap and bells, would scarce have roused the mirthOf good Sir John, who roundly echoed it,Then waved his hand and said, "Nay, but he treatsYour morrice in the spirit of Lucian, Will,Who thought that dancing was no mushroom growth,But sprung from the beginning of the worldWhen Love persuaded earth, air, water, fire,And all the jarring elements to moveIn measure. Right to the heart of it, my lad,The song goes, though the skin mislike you so.""Nay, an there's more of it, I'll sing it, too!'Tis a fine tale, Sir John, I have it by heart,Although 'tis lies throughout." Up leapt Will Kemp,And crouched and swayed, and swung his bauble round,Making the measure as they trolled the tale,Chanting alternately, each answering each.IIThe FoolThe tabor fainted far behind us, but her feet that dayThey beat a rosier morrice o'er the fairy-circled green.Sir JohnAnd o'er a field of buttercups, a field of lambs and buttercups,We danced along a cloth of gold, a summer king and queen!The FoolAnd straying we went, and swaying we went, with lambkins round us playing we went;Her face uplift to drink the sun, and not for me her smile,We danced, a king and queen of May, upon a fleeting holy-day,But O, she'd won her wager, my companion of a mile!Sir JohnHer rosy lips they never spoke, though every rosy foot-fall brokeThe dust, the dust to Eden-bloom; and, past the throbbing blue,All ordered to her rhythmic feet, the stars were dancing with my sweet,And all the world a morrice-dance!The FoolShe knew not; but I knew!Love like Amphion with his lyre, made all the elements conspireTo build His world of music. All in rhythmic rank and file,I saw them in their cosmic dance, catch hands across, retire, advance,For me and my companion, my companion of a mile!Sir JohnThe little leaves on every tree, the rivers winding to the sea,The swinging tides, the wheeling winds, the rolling heavens above,Around the May-pole Igdrasil, they worked the Morrice-master's will,Persuaded into measure by the all-creative Love.That hour I saw, from depth to height, this wildering universe unite!The lambs of God around us and His passion in every flower!The FoolHis grandeur in the dust, His dust a blaze of blinding majesty,And all His immortality in one poor mortal hour.And Death was but a change of key in Life the golden melody,And Time became Eternity, and Heaven a fleeting smile;For all was each and each was all, and all a wedded unity,Her heart in mine, and mine in my companion of a mile.Thwack!Thwack! He whirled his bauble round about,"This fellow beats them all," he cried, "the worstThose others wrote was that I hopped from YorkTo Paris with a mortar on my head.This fellow sends me leaping through the cloudsTo buss the moon! The best is yet to come;Strike up, Sir John! Ha! ha! You know no more?"Kemp leapt upon a table. "Clear the way",He cried, and with a great stamp of his footAnd a wild crackling laugh, drew all to hark,"With hey and ho, through thick and thin,The hobby-horse is forgotten,But I must finish what I begin,Tho' all the roads be rotten."By all those twenty thousand chariots, Ben,Hear this true tale they shall! Now, let me see,Where was Will Kemp? Bussing the moon's pale mouth?Ah, yes!" He crouched above the listening throng,—"Good as a play," I heard one whispering quean,—And, waving his bauble, shuffling with his feetIn a dance that marked the time, he sank his voiceAs if to breathe great secrets, and so sang:—IIIAt Melford town, at Melford town, at little grey-roofed Melford town,A long mile from Sudbury, upon the village green,We danced into a merry rout of country-folk that skipt aboutA hobby-horse, a May-pole, and a laughing white-pot queen.They thronged about us as we stayed, and there I gave my sunshine maidAn English crown for cakes and ale—her dancing was so true!And "Nay," she said, "I danced my mile for love!" I answered with a smile,"'Tis but a silver token, lass, 'thou'st won that wager, too."I took my leash of morrice-bells, my treble, bass and tenor bells,They pealed like distant marriage-bells! And up came William BeeWith Georgie Sprat, my overseer, and Thomas Slye, my tabourer,"Farewell," she laughed, and vanished with a Suffolk courtesie.I leapt away to Rockland, and from Rockland on to Hingham,From Hingham on to Norwich, sirs! I hardly heard a-whileThe throngs that followed after, with their shouting and their laughter,For a shadow danced beside me, my companion of a mile!At Norwich, by St. Giles his gate, I entered, and the Mayor in state,With all the rosy knights and squires for twenty miles about,With trumpets and with minstrelsy, was waiting there to welcome me;And, as I skipt into the street, the City raised a shout.They gave me what I did not seek. I fed on roasted swans a week!They pledged me in their malmsey, and they lined me warm with ale!They sleeked my skin with red-deer pies, and all that runs and swims and flies;But, through the clashing wine-cups, O, I heard her clanking pail.And, rising from his crimson chair, the worshipful and portly MayorBequeathed me forty shillings every year that I should live,With five good angels in my hand that I might drink while I could stand!They gave me golden angels! What I lacked they could not give.They made Will Kemp, thenceforward, sirs, Freeman of Marchaunt Venturers!They hoped that I would dance again from Norwich up to York;Then they asked me, all together, had I met with right May weather,And they praised my heels of feather, and my heart, my heart of cork.* * * *As I came home by Sudbury, by little red-roofed Sudbury,I waited for my bare-foot maid, among her satin kine!I heard a peal of wedding-bells, of treble, bass and tenor bells:"Ring well," I cried, "this bridal morn! You soon shall ring for mine!"I found her foot-prints in the grass, just where she stood and saw me pass.I stood within her own sweet field and waited for my may.I laughed. The dance has turned about! I stand within: she'll pass without,And—down the road the wedding came, the road I danced that day!I saw the wedding-folk go by, with laughter and with minstrelsy,I gazed across her own sweet hedge, I caught her happy smile,I saw the tall young butcher pass to little red-roofed Sudbury,His bride upon his arm, my lost companion of a mile.Down from his table leapt the motley Fool.His bladder bounced from head to ducking head,His crackling laugh rang high,—"Sir John, I dancedIn February, and the song says May!A fig for all your poets, liars all!Away to Fenchurch Street, lasses and lads,They hold high revel there this May-day morn.Away!" The mad-cap throng echoed the cry.He drove them with his bauble through the door;Then, as the last gay kerchief fluttered outHe gave one little sharp sad lingering cryAs of a lute-string breaking. He turned backAnd threw himself along a low dark bench;His jingling cap was crumpled in his fist,And, as he lay there, all along CheapsideThe happy voices of his comrades rang:—Out of the woods we'll dance and singUnder the morning-star of Spring,Into the town with our fresh boughsAnd knock at every sleeping house,Not sighing,Or crying,Though Love knows no denying!Then, round your summer queen and king,Come, young lovers, dance and sing,Dance and sing!His motley shoulders heaved. I touched his arm,"What ails you, sir?" He raised his thin white face,Wet with the May-dew still. A few stray petalsClung in his tangled hair. He leapt to his feet,"'Twas February, but I danced, boy, dancedIn May! Can you do this?" Forward he bentOver his feet, and shuffled it, heel and toe,Out of the Mermaid, singing his old song—A-maying,A-playing,For Love knows no gain-saying!Wisdom trips not? Even so,—Come, young lovers, trip and go,Trip and go.Five minutes later, over the roaring Strand,"Chorus!" I heard him crow, and half the townReeled into music under his crimson comb.

Into the woods we'll trip and go,Up and down and to and fro,Under the moon to fetch in May,And two by two till break of day,A-maying,A-playing,For Love knows no gain-saying!Wisdom trips not? Even so—Come, young lovers, trip and go,Trip and go.

Out of the woods we'll dance and singUnder the morning-star of Spring,Into the town with our fresh boughsAnd knock at every sleeping house,Not sighing,Or crying,Though Love knows no denying!Then, round your summer queen and king,Come, young lovers, dance and sing,Dance and sing!

"Chorus," the great Fool tossed his gorgeous crest,And lustily crew against the deepening dawn,"Chorus," till all the Cheape caught the refrain,And, with a double thunder of frolic feet,Its ancient nut-brown tabors woke the Strand:—

A-maying,A-playing,For Love knows no gain-saying!Wisdom trips not? Even so,—Come, young lovers, trip and go,Trip and go.

Into the Mermaid with a shout they rushedAs I shot back the bolts, andbang, thwack, bang,The bladder bounced about me. What cared I?This was all England's holy-day! "Come in,My yellow-hammers," roared the Friar TuckOf this mad morrice, "come you into church,My nightingales, my scraps of Lincoln green,And hear my sermon!" On a window-seatHe stood, against the diamonded rich panesIn the old oak parlour and, throwing back his hood,Who should it be but Ben, rare Ben himself?The wild troup laughed around him, some a-sprawlOn tables, kicking parti-coloured heels,Some with their Marians jigging on their knees,And, in the front of all, the motley foolCross-legged upon the rushes.O, I knew him,—Will Kemp, the player, who danced from London townTo Norwich in nine days and was proclaimedFreeman of Marchaunt Venturers and hedge-kingOf English morrice-dancery for ever!His nine-days' wonder, through the countrysideWas hawked by every ballad-monger. KempRaged at their shake-rag Muses. None but IGuessed ever for what reason, since he choseHis anticks for himself and, in his games,Was more than most May-fools fantastical.I watched his thin face, as he rocked and crooned,Shaking the squirrels' tails around his ears;And, out of all the players I had seen,His face was quickest through its clay to flashThe passing mood. Though not a muscle stirred,The very skin of it seemed to flicker and gleamWith little summer lightnings of the soulAt every fleeting fancy. For a manSo quick to bleed at a pin-prick or to leapLaughing through hell to save a butterfly,This world was difficult; and perchance he foundIn his fantastic games that open roadWhich even Will Shakespeare only found at lastIn motley and with some wild straws in his hair.But "Drawer! drawer!" bellowed Friar Ben,"Make ready a righteous breakfast while I preach;—Tankards of nut-brown ale, and cold roast beef,Cracknels, old cheese, flaunes, tarts and clotted cream.Hath any a wish not circumscribed by these?"

"A white-pot custard, for my white-pot queen,"Cried Kemp, waving his bauble, "mark this, boy,A white-pot custard for my queen of May,—She is not here, but that concerns not thee!—A white-pot Mermaid custard, with a crust,Lashings of cream, eggs, apple-pulse and spice,A little sugar and manchet bread. Away!Be swift!"And as I bustled to and fro,The Friar raised his big brown fists againAnd preached in mockery of the PuritansWho thought to strip the moonshine wings from Mab,Tear down the May-poles, rout our English games,And drive all beauty back into the sea.

Then laughter and chatter and clashing tankards drownedAll but their May-day jollity a-while.But, as their breakfast ended, and I sankGasping upon a bench, there came still morePoets and players crowding into the room;And one—I only knew him as Sir JohnWaved a great ballad at Will Kemp and laughed,"Atonement, Will, atonement!""What," groaned Kemp,"Another penny poet? How many liesDoesthisrogue tell? Sir, I have suffered muchFrom these Melpomenes and strawberry quills,And think them better at their bloody linesOnThe Blue Lady. Sir, they set to workAt seven o'clock in the morning, the same hourThat I, myself, that'sCavalieroKemp,With heels of feather and heart of cork, beganFrolickly footing, from the great Lord MayorOf London, tow'rds the worshipful Master MayorOf Norwich.""Nay, Kemp, this is a May-day tune,A morrice of country rhymes, made by a poetWho thought it shame so worthy an act as thineShould wither in oblivion if the MuseWith her Castalian showers could keep it green.And while the fool nid-nodded all in time,Sir John, in swinging measure, trolled this tale:—

With Georgie Sprat, my overseer, and Thomas Slye, my tabourer,And William Bee, my courier, when dawn emblazed the skies,I met a tall young butcher as I danced by little Sudbury,Head-master o' morrice-dancers all, high headborough of hyes.

By Sudbury, by Sudbury, by little red-roofed Sudbury,He wished to dance a mile with me! I made a courtly bow:I fitted him with morrice-bells, with treble, bass and tenor bells,And "Tickle your tabor, Tom," I cried, "we're going to market now."

And rollicking down the lanes we dashed, and frolicking up the hills we clashed,And like a sail behind me flapped his great white frock a-while,Till, with a gasp, he sank and swore that he could dance with me no more;And—over the hedge a milk-maid laughed,Not dance with him a mile?

"You lout!" she laughed, "I'll leave my pail, and dance with him for cakes and ale!I'll dance a mile for love," she laughed, "and win my wager, too.Your feet are shod and mine are bare; but when could leather dance on air?A milk-maid's feet can fall as fair and light as falling dew."

I fitted her with morrice-bells, with treble, bass and tenor bells:The fore-bells, as I linked them at her throat, how soft they sang!Green linnets in a golden nest, they chirped and trembled on her breast,And, faint as elfin blue-bells, at her nut-brown ankles rang.

I fitted her with morrice-bells that sweetened into woodbine bells,And trembled as I hung them there and crowned her sunny brow:"Strike up," she laughed, "my summer king!" And all her bells began to ring,And "Tickle your tabor, Tom," I cried, "we're going to Sherwood now!"

When cocks were crowing, and light was growing, and horns were blowing, and milk-pailsflowing,We swam thro' waves of emerald gloom along a chestnut aisle,Then, up a shining hawthorn-lane, we sailed into the sun again,Will Kemp and his companion, his companion of a mile.

"Truer than most," snarled Kemp, "but mostly lies!And why does he forget the miry lanesBy Brainford with thick woods on either side,And the deep holes, where I could find no easeBut skipped up to my waist?" A crackling laughBroke from his lips which, if he had not wornThe cap and bells, would scarce have roused the mirthOf good Sir John, who roundly echoed it,Then waved his hand and said, "Nay, but he treatsYour morrice in the spirit of Lucian, Will,Who thought that dancing was no mushroom growth,But sprung from the beginning of the worldWhen Love persuaded earth, air, water, fire,And all the jarring elements to moveIn measure. Right to the heart of it, my lad,The song goes, though the skin mislike you so.""Nay, an there's more of it, I'll sing it, too!'Tis a fine tale, Sir John, I have it by heart,Although 'tis lies throughout." Up leapt Will Kemp,And crouched and swayed, and swung his bauble round,Making the measure as they trolled the tale,Chanting alternately, each answering each.

The Fool

The tabor fainted far behind us, but her feet that dayThey beat a rosier morrice o'er the fairy-circled green.

Sir John

And o'er a field of buttercups, a field of lambs and buttercups,We danced along a cloth of gold, a summer king and queen!

The Fool

And straying we went, and swaying we went, with lambkins round us playing we went;Her face uplift to drink the sun, and not for me her smile,We danced, a king and queen of May, upon a fleeting holy-day,But O, she'd won her wager, my companion of a mile!

Sir John

Her rosy lips they never spoke, though every rosy foot-fall brokeThe dust, the dust to Eden-bloom; and, past the throbbing blue,All ordered to her rhythmic feet, the stars were dancing with my sweet,And all the world a morrice-dance!

The Fool

She knew not; but I knew!Love like Amphion with his lyre, made all the elements conspireTo build His world of music. All in rhythmic rank and file,I saw them in their cosmic dance, catch hands across, retire, advance,For me and my companion, my companion of a mile!

Sir John

The little leaves on every tree, the rivers winding to the sea,The swinging tides, the wheeling winds, the rolling heavens above,Around the May-pole Igdrasil, they worked the Morrice-master's will,Persuaded into measure by the all-creative Love.

That hour I saw, from depth to height, this wildering universe unite!The lambs of God around us and His passion in every flower!

The Fool

His grandeur in the dust, His dust a blaze of blinding majesty,And all His immortality in one poor mortal hour.

And Death was but a change of key in Life the golden melody,And Time became Eternity, and Heaven a fleeting smile;For all was each and each was all, and all a wedded unity,Her heart in mine, and mine in my companion of a mile.

Thwack!Thwack! He whirled his bauble round about,"This fellow beats them all," he cried, "the worstThose others wrote was that I hopped from YorkTo Paris with a mortar on my head.This fellow sends me leaping through the cloudsTo buss the moon! The best is yet to come;Strike up, Sir John! Ha! ha! You know no more?"Kemp leapt upon a table. "Clear the way",He cried, and with a great stamp of his footAnd a wild crackling laugh, drew all to hark,"With hey and ho, through thick and thin,The hobby-horse is forgotten,But I must finish what I begin,Tho' all the roads be rotten.

"By all those twenty thousand chariots, Ben,Hear this true tale they shall! Now, let me see,Where was Will Kemp? Bussing the moon's pale mouth?Ah, yes!" He crouched above the listening throng,—"Good as a play," I heard one whispering quean,—And, waving his bauble, shuffling with his feetIn a dance that marked the time, he sank his voiceAs if to breathe great secrets, and so sang:—

III

At Melford town, at Melford town, at little grey-roofed Melford town,A long mile from Sudbury, upon the village green,We danced into a merry rout of country-folk that skipt aboutA hobby-horse, a May-pole, and a laughing white-pot queen.

They thronged about us as we stayed, and there I gave my sunshine maidAn English crown for cakes and ale—her dancing was so true!And "Nay," she said, "I danced my mile for love!" I answered with a smile,"'Tis but a silver token, lass, 'thou'st won that wager, too."

I took my leash of morrice-bells, my treble, bass and tenor bells,They pealed like distant marriage-bells! And up came William BeeWith Georgie Sprat, my overseer, and Thomas Slye, my tabourer,"Farewell," she laughed, and vanished with a Suffolk courtesie.I leapt away to Rockland, and from Rockland on to Hingham,From Hingham on to Norwich, sirs! I hardly heard a-whileThe throngs that followed after, with their shouting and their laughter,For a shadow danced beside me, my companion of a mile!

At Norwich, by St. Giles his gate, I entered, and the Mayor in state,With all the rosy knights and squires for twenty miles about,With trumpets and with minstrelsy, was waiting there to welcome me;And, as I skipt into the street, the City raised a shout.

They gave me what I did not seek. I fed on roasted swans a week!They pledged me in their malmsey, and they lined me warm with ale!They sleeked my skin with red-deer pies, and all that runs and swims and flies;But, through the clashing wine-cups, O, I heard her clanking pail.

And, rising from his crimson chair, the worshipful and portly MayorBequeathed me forty shillings every year that I should live,With five good angels in my hand that I might drink while I could stand!They gave me golden angels! What I lacked they could not give.

They made Will Kemp, thenceforward, sirs, Freeman of Marchaunt Venturers!They hoped that I would dance again from Norwich up to York;Then they asked me, all together, had I met with right May weather,And they praised my heels of feather, and my heart, my heart of cork.

* * * *

As I came home by Sudbury, by little red-roofed Sudbury,I waited for my bare-foot maid, among her satin kine!I heard a peal of wedding-bells, of treble, bass and tenor bells:"Ring well," I cried, "this bridal morn! You soon shall ring for mine!"

I found her foot-prints in the grass, just where she stood and saw me pass.I stood within her own sweet field and waited for my may.I laughed. The dance has turned about! I stand within: she'll pass without,And—down the road the wedding came, the road I danced that day!

I saw the wedding-folk go by, with laughter and with minstrelsy,I gazed across her own sweet hedge, I caught her happy smile,I saw the tall young butcher pass to little red-roofed Sudbury,His bride upon his arm, my lost companion of a mile.

Down from his table leapt the motley Fool.His bladder bounced from head to ducking head,His crackling laugh rang high,—"Sir John, I dancedIn February, and the song says May!A fig for all your poets, liars all!Away to Fenchurch Street, lasses and lads,They hold high revel there this May-day morn.Away!" The mad-cap throng echoed the cry.He drove them with his bauble through the door;Then, as the last gay kerchief fluttered outHe gave one little sharp sad lingering cryAs of a lute-string breaking. He turned back

And threw himself along a low dark bench;His jingling cap was crumpled in his fist,And, as he lay there, all along CheapsideThe happy voices of his comrades rang:—

His motley shoulders heaved. I touched his arm,"What ails you, sir?" He raised his thin white face,Wet with the May-dew still. A few stray petalsClung in his tangled hair. He leapt to his feet,"'Twas February, but I danced, boy, dancedIn May! Can you do this?" Forward he bentOver his feet, and shuffled it, heel and toe,Out of the Mermaid, singing his old song—

A-maying,A-playing,For Love knows no gain-saying!Wisdom trips not? Even so,—Come, young lovers, trip and go,Trip and go.

Five minutes later, over the roaring Strand,"Chorus!" I heard him crow, and half the townReeled into music under his crimson comb.

Gods, what a hubbub shook our cobwebs outThe day that Chapman, Marston and our BenWaited in Newgate for the hangman's hands.Chapman and Marston had been flung there firstFor some imagined insult to the ScotsInEastward Ho, the play they wrote with Ben.But Ben was famous now, and our brave lawWould fain have winked and passed the big man by.The lesser men had straightway been condemnedTo have their ears cut off, their noses slit.With other tortures.Ben had risen at that!He gripped his cudgel, called for a quart of ale,Then like Helvellyn with his rocky faceAnd mountain-belly, he surged along Cheapside,Snorting with wrath, and rolled into the gaol,To share the punishment."There is my mark!'Tis not the first time you have branded me,"Said our big Ben, and thrust his broad left thumbBranded with T for Tyburn, into the faceOf every protest. "That's the mark you gave meBecause I killed my man in Spitalfields,A duel honest as any your courtiers fight.But I was no Fitzdotterel, bore no gulesAnd azure, robbed no silk-worms for my hose,I was Ben Jonson, out of Annandale,Bricklayer in common to the good Lord God.You branded me. I am Ben Jonson still.You cannot rub it out."The Mermaid InnBuzzed like a hornet's nest, upon the dayFixed for their mutilation. And the stingsWere ready, too; for rapiers flashed and clashedAmong the tankards. Dekker was there, and Nash,Brome (Jonson's body-servant, whom he taughtHis art of verse and, more than that, to love him,)And half a dozen more. They planned to meetThe prisoners going to Tyburn, and attemptA desperate rescue.All at once we heardA great gay song come marching down the street,A single voice, and twenty marching men,Then the full chorus, twenty voices strong:—The prentice whistles at break of dayAll under fair roofs and towers,When the old Cheape openeth every wayHer little sweet inns like flowers;And he sings like a lark, both early and late,To think, if his house take fire,At the goodGreen Dragonin BishopsgateHe may drink to his heart's desire.Chorus:Or sit at his ease in the oldCross KeysAnd drink to his heart's desire.But I, as I walk byRed Rose Lane,Tho' it warmeth my heart to seeThe Swan,The Golden Hynde, andThe Crane,With the door set wide for me;Tho' Signs like daffodils paint the strandWhen the thirsty bees begin,Of all the good taverns in EngelandMy choice is—The Mermaid Inn.Chorus:There is much to be said forThe Saracen's Head,But my choice isThe Mermaid Inn.Into the tavern they rushed, these roaring boys."Now broach your ripest and your best," they cried."All's well! They are all released! They are on the way!Old Camden and young Selden worked the trick.Where is Dame Dimpling? Where's our jolly hostess?Tell her the Mermaid Tavern will have guests:We are sent to warn her. She must raid Cook's Row,And make their ovens roar. Nobody dinesThis day with old Duke Humphrey. Red-deer pies,Castles of almond crust, a shield of brawnBig as the nether millstone, barrels of wine,Three roasted peacocks! Ben is on the way!"Then all the rafters rang with song again:—There was a Prince—long since, long since!—To East Cheape did resort,For that he lovedThe Blue Boar's HeadFar better than Crown or Court;But old King Harry in WestminsterHung up, for all to see,Three bells of power in St. Stephen's Tower,Yea, bells of a thousand and three,Chorus:Three bells of power in a timber tower,Thirty thousand and three,For Harry the Fourth was a godly kingAnd loved great godly bells!He bade them ring and he bade them swingTill a man might hear nought else.In every tavern it soured the sackWith discord and with din;But they drowned it all in a madrigalLike this, atThe Mermaid Inn.Chorus:They drowned it all in a madrigalLike this, atThe Mermaid Inn."But how did Selden work it?"—"Nobody knows.They will be here anon. Better ask Will.He's the magician!"—"Ah, here comes Dame Dimpling!"And, into the rollicking chaos our good Dame—A Dame of only two and thirty springs—All lavender and roses and white kerchief,Bustled, to lay the tables.Fletcher flungHis arm around her waist and kissed her cheek.But all she said was, "One—two—three—four—five—Six at a pinch, in yonder window-seat.""A health to our Dame Dimpling," Beaumont cried,And Dekker, leaping on the old black settle,Led all their tumult into a song again:—What is the Mermaid's merriest toast?Our hostess—good Dame Dimpling!Who is it rules the Mermaid roast?Who is it bangs the Mermaid host,Tho' her hands be soft as her heart almost?Dame Dimpling!She stands at the board in her fresh blue gownWith the sleeves tucked up—Dame Dimpling!She rolls the white dough up and downAnd her pies are crisp, and her eyes are brown.So—she is the Queen of all this town,—Dame Dimpling!Her sheets are white as black-thorn bloom,White as her neck, Dame Dimpling!Her lavender sprigs in the London gloomMake every little bridal-roomA country nook of fresh perfume,—Dame Dimpling!She wears white lace on her dark brown hair:And a rose on her breast, Dame Dimpling!And who can show you a foot as fairOr an ankle as neat when she climbs the stair,Taper in hand, and head in the air,And a rose in her cheek?—O, past compare,Dame Dimpling!"But don't forget those oyster-pies," cried Lyly."Nor the roast beef," roared Dekker. "Prove yourselfThe Muse of meat and drink."There was a shoutIn Bread Street, and our windows all swung wide,Six heads at each.Nat Field bestrode our signAnd kissed the painted Mermaid on her lips,Then waved his tankard."Here they come," he cried."Camden and Selden, Chapman and Marston, too,And half Will's company with our big BenRiding upon their shoulders.""Look!" cried Dekker,"But where is Atlas now? O, let them have it!A thumping chorus, lads! Let the roof crack!"And all the Mermaid clashed and banged againIn thunderous measure to the marching tuneThat rolled down Bread Street, forty voices strong:—AtYpres Inn, byWring-wren Lane,Old John of Gaunt would dine:He scarce had opened an oyster or twain,Or drunk one flagon of wine,When, all along the Vintry Ward,He heard the trumpets blow,And a voice that roared—"If thou love thy lord,Tell John of Gaunt to go!"Chorus:A great voice roared—"If thou love thy lord,Tell John of Gaunt to go!"Then into the room rushed HavilandThat fair fat Flemish host,"They are marching hither with sword and brand,Ten thousand men—almost!It is these oysters or thy sweet life,Thy blood or the best of the bin!"—"Proud Pump, avaunt!" quoth John of Gaunt,"I will dine atThe Mermaid Inn!"Chorus:"Proud Pump, avaunt!" quoth John of Gaunt,"There is wine atThe Mermaid Inn!"And in came Ben like a great galleon poisedHigh on the white crest of a shouting wave,And then the feast began. The fragrant steamAs from the kitchens of Olympus drewA throng of ragged urchins to our doors.Ben ordered them a castellated pieThat rolled a cloud around them where they satMunching upon the cobblestones. Our casementsDripped with the golden dews of Helicon;And, under the warm feast our cellarageGurgled and foamed in the delicious coolWith crimson freshets—"Tell us," cried Nat Field,When pipes began to puff. "How did you work it?"Camden chuckled and tugged his long white beard."Out of the mouth of babes," he said and shookHis head at Selden! "O, young man, young man,There's a career before you! Selden did it.Take my advice, my children. Make young SeldenSolicitor-general to the Mermaid Inn.That rosy silken smile of his concealsA scholar! Yes, that suckling lawyer therePuts my grey beard to shame. His courteous airsAnd silken manners hide the nimblest witThat ever trimmed a sail to catch the windOf courtly favour. Mark my words now, Ben,That youth will sail right up against the windBy skilful tacking. But you run it fine,Selden, you run it fine. Take my adviceAnd don't be too ironical, my boy,Or even the King will see it."He chuckled again."But tell them of your tractate!""Here it is,"Quoth Selden, twisting a lighted paper spill,Then, with his round cherubic face aglowLit his long silver pipe,"Why, first," he said,"Camden being Clarencieux King-at-arms,He read the King this little tract I wroteAgainst tobacco." And the Mermaid roaredWith laughter. "Well, you went the way to hangAll three of them," cried Lyly, "and, as for Ben,His Trinidado goes to bed with him.""Green gosling, quack no more," Selden replied,Smiling that rosy silken smile anew."The King's acritic! When have critics knownThe poet from his creatures, God from me?How many cite Polonius to their sonsAnd call it Shakespeare? Well, I took my textFrom sundry creatures of our great big Ben,And called it 'Jonson.'Camden read it outWithout the flicker of an eye. His beardSaved us, I think. The King admired his text.'There is a man,' he read, 'lies at death's doorThro' taking of tobacco. YesterdayHe voided a bushel of soot.''God bless my soul,A bushel of soot! Think of it!' said the King.'The man who wrote those great and splendid words,'Camden replied,—I had prepared his caseCarefully—'lies in Newgate prison, sire.His nose and ears await the hangman's knife.''Ah,' said the shrewd King, goggling his great eyesCannily. 'Did he not defame the Scots?''That's true,' said Camden, like a man that hearsTruth for the first time. 'O ay, he defamed 'em,'The King said, very wisely, once again.'Ah, but,' says Camden, like a man that strivesWith more than mortal wit, 'only such ScotsAs flout your majesty, and take tobacco.He is a Scot, himself, and hath the giftOf preaching.' Then we gave him Jonson's linesAgainst Virginia. 'Neither do thou lustAfter that tawny weed; for who can tell,Before the gathering and the making up,What alligarta may have spawned thereon,'Or words to that effect.'Magneeficent!'Spluttered the King—'who knows? Who knows, indeed?That's a grand touch, that Alligarta, Camden!''The Scot who wrote those great and splendid words,'Said Camden, 'languishes in Newgate, sire.His ears and nose—'And there, as we arrangedWith Inigo Jones, the ladies of the courtAssailed the King in tears. Their masque and ballWould all be ruined. All their Grecian robes,Procured at vast expense, were wasted now.The masque was not half-written. Master JonesHad lost his poets. They were all in gaol.Their noses and their ears ...'God bless my soul,'Spluttered the King, goggling his eyes again,'What d'you make of it, Camden?'—'I should sayA Puritan plot, sire; for these justices—Who love tobacco—use their law, it seems,To flout your Majesty at every turn.If this continue, sire, there'll not be leftA loyal ear or nose in all your realm.'At that, our noble monarch well-nigh swooned.He hunched his body, padded as it wasAgainst the assassin's knife, six inches deepWith great green quilts, wagged his enormous head,Then, in a dozen words, he wooed destruction:'It is presumption and a high contemptIn subjects to dispute what kings can do,'He whimpered. 'Even as it is blasphemyTo thwart the will of God.'He waved his hand,And rose. 'These men must be released, at once!'Then, as I think, to seek a safer place,He waddled from the room, his rickety legsDoubling beneath that great green feather-bedHe calls his 'person.'—I shall dream to-nightOf spiders, Camden.—But in half an hour,Inigo Jones was armed with Right DivineTo save such ears and noses as the ballRequired for its perfection. Think of that!And let this earthly ball remember, too,That Chapman, Marston, and our great big BenOwe their poor adjuncts to—ten Grecian robesAnd 'Jonson' on tobacco! England lovesHer poets, O, supremely, when they're dead.""But Ben has narrowly escaped her love,"Said Chapman gravely."What do you mean?" said Lodge.And, as he spoke, there was a sudden hush.A tall gaunt woman with great burning eyes,And white hair blown back softly from a faceEthereally fierce, as might have lookedCassandra in old age, stood at the door."Where is my Ben?" she said."Mother!" cried Ben.He rose and caught her in his mighty arms.Her labour-reddened, long-boned hands entwinedBehind his neck."She brought this to the gaol,"Said Chapman quietly, tossing a phial acrossTo Camden. "And he meant to take it, too,Before the hangman touched him. Half an hourAnd you'd have been too late to save big Ben.He has lived too much in ancient Rome to loveA slit nose and the pillory. He'd have wrappedHis purple round him like an emperor.I think she had another for herself.""There's Roman blood in both of them," said Dekker,"Don't look. She is weeping now," And, while Ben heldThat gaunt old body sobbing against his heart,Dekker, to make her think they paid no heed,Began to sing; and very softly now.Full forty voices echoed the refrain:—The Cardinal's Hatis a very good inn,And so isThe Puritan's Head;But I know a sign of a Wine, a WineThat is better when all is said.It is whiter than Venus, redder than Mars,It was old when the world begun;For all good inns are moons or starsButThe Mermaidis their Sun.Chorus:They are all alight like moons in the night,ButThe Mermaidis their Sun.Therefore, when priest or parson criesThat inns like flowers increase,I say that mine inn is a church likewise,And I say to them "Be at peace!"An host may gather in dark St. Paul'sTo salve their souls from sin;But the Light may be where "two or three"Drink Wine inThe Mermaid Inn.Chorus:The Light may be where "two or three"Drink Wine inThe Mermaid Inn.

Gods, what a hubbub shook our cobwebs outThe day that Chapman, Marston and our BenWaited in Newgate for the hangman's hands.

Chapman and Marston had been flung there firstFor some imagined insult to the ScotsInEastward Ho, the play they wrote with Ben.But Ben was famous now, and our brave lawWould fain have winked and passed the big man by.The lesser men had straightway been condemnedTo have their ears cut off, their noses slit.With other tortures.

Ben had risen at that!He gripped his cudgel, called for a quart of ale,Then like Helvellyn with his rocky faceAnd mountain-belly, he surged along Cheapside,Snorting with wrath, and rolled into the gaol,To share the punishment.

"There is my mark!'Tis not the first time you have branded me,"Said our big Ben, and thrust his broad left thumbBranded with T for Tyburn, into the faceOf every protest. "That's the mark you gave meBecause I killed my man in Spitalfields,A duel honest as any your courtiers fight.But I was no Fitzdotterel, bore no gulesAnd azure, robbed no silk-worms for my hose,I was Ben Jonson, out of Annandale,Bricklayer in common to the good Lord God.You branded me. I am Ben Jonson still.You cannot rub it out."

The Mermaid InnBuzzed like a hornet's nest, upon the dayFixed for their mutilation. And the stingsWere ready, too; for rapiers flashed and clashedAmong the tankards. Dekker was there, and Nash,Brome (Jonson's body-servant, whom he taughtHis art of verse and, more than that, to love him,)And half a dozen more. They planned to meetThe prisoners going to Tyburn, and attemptA desperate rescue.

All at once we heardA great gay song come marching down the street,A single voice, and twenty marching men,Then the full chorus, twenty voices strong:—

The prentice whistles at break of dayAll under fair roofs and towers,When the old Cheape openeth every wayHer little sweet inns like flowers;And he sings like a lark, both early and late,To think, if his house take fire,At the goodGreen Dragonin BishopsgateHe may drink to his heart's desire.

Chorus:Or sit at his ease in the oldCross KeysAnd drink to his heart's desire.

But I, as I walk byRed Rose Lane,Tho' it warmeth my heart to seeThe Swan,The Golden Hynde, andThe Crane,With the door set wide for me;Tho' Signs like daffodils paint the strandWhen the thirsty bees begin,Of all the good taverns in EngelandMy choice is—The Mermaid Inn.

Chorus:There is much to be said forThe Saracen's Head,But my choice isThe Mermaid Inn.

Into the tavern they rushed, these roaring boys."Now broach your ripest and your best," they cried."All's well! They are all released! They are on the way!Old Camden and young Selden worked the trick.Where is Dame Dimpling? Where's our jolly hostess?Tell her the Mermaid Tavern will have guests:We are sent to warn her. She must raid Cook's Row,And make their ovens roar. Nobody dinesThis day with old Duke Humphrey. Red-deer pies,Castles of almond crust, a shield of brawnBig as the nether millstone, barrels of wine,Three roasted peacocks! Ben is on the way!"Then all the rafters rang with song again:—

There was a Prince—long since, long since!—To East Cheape did resort,For that he lovedThe Blue Boar's HeadFar better than Crown or Court;

But old King Harry in WestminsterHung up, for all to see,Three bells of power in St. Stephen's Tower,Yea, bells of a thousand and three,

Chorus:Three bells of power in a timber tower,Thirty thousand and three,

For Harry the Fourth was a godly kingAnd loved great godly bells!He bade them ring and he bade them swingTill a man might hear nought else.In every tavern it soured the sackWith discord and with din;But they drowned it all in a madrigalLike this, atThe Mermaid Inn.

Chorus:They drowned it all in a madrigalLike this, atThe Mermaid Inn.

"But how did Selden work it?"—"Nobody knows.They will be here anon. Better ask Will.He's the magician!"—"Ah, here comes Dame Dimpling!"And, into the rollicking chaos our good Dame—A Dame of only two and thirty springs—All lavender and roses and white kerchief,Bustled, to lay the tables.

Fletcher flungHis arm around her waist and kissed her cheek.But all she said was, "One—two—three—four—five—Six at a pinch, in yonder window-seat.""A health to our Dame Dimpling," Beaumont cried,And Dekker, leaping on the old black settle,Led all their tumult into a song again:—

What is the Mermaid's merriest toast?Our hostess—good Dame Dimpling!Who is it rules the Mermaid roast?Who is it bangs the Mermaid host,Tho' her hands be soft as her heart almost?Dame Dimpling!

She stands at the board in her fresh blue gownWith the sleeves tucked up—Dame Dimpling!She rolls the white dough up and downAnd her pies are crisp, and her eyes are brown.So—she is the Queen of all this town,—Dame Dimpling!

Her sheets are white as black-thorn bloom,White as her neck, Dame Dimpling!Her lavender sprigs in the London gloomMake every little bridal-roomA country nook of fresh perfume,—Dame Dimpling!

She wears white lace on her dark brown hair:And a rose on her breast, Dame Dimpling!And who can show you a foot as fairOr an ankle as neat when she climbs the stair,Taper in hand, and head in the air,And a rose in her cheek?—O, past compare,Dame Dimpling!

"But don't forget those oyster-pies," cried Lyly."Nor the roast beef," roared Dekker. "Prove yourselfThe Muse of meat and drink."

There was a shoutIn Bread Street, and our windows all swung wide,Six heads at each.

Nat Field bestrode our signAnd kissed the painted Mermaid on her lips,Then waved his tankard.

"Here they come," he cried."Camden and Selden, Chapman and Marston, too,And half Will's company with our big BenRiding upon their shoulders."

"Look!" cried Dekker,"But where is Atlas now? O, let them have it!A thumping chorus, lads! Let the roof crack!"And all the Mermaid clashed and banged againIn thunderous measure to the marching tuneThat rolled down Bread Street, forty voices strong:—

AtYpres Inn, byWring-wren Lane,Old John of Gaunt would dine:He scarce had opened an oyster or twain,Or drunk one flagon of wine,When, all along the Vintry Ward,He heard the trumpets blow,And a voice that roared—"If thou love thy lord,Tell John of Gaunt to go!"

Chorus:A great voice roared—"If thou love thy lord,Tell John of Gaunt to go!"

Then into the room rushed HavilandThat fair fat Flemish host,"They are marching hither with sword and brand,Ten thousand men—almost!It is these oysters or thy sweet life,Thy blood or the best of the bin!"—"Proud Pump, avaunt!" quoth John of Gaunt,"I will dine atThe Mermaid Inn!"

Chorus:"Proud Pump, avaunt!" quoth John of Gaunt,"There is wine atThe Mermaid Inn!"

And in came Ben like a great galleon poisedHigh on the white crest of a shouting wave,And then the feast began. The fragrant steamAs from the kitchens of Olympus drewA throng of ragged urchins to our doors.Ben ordered them a castellated pieThat rolled a cloud around them where they satMunching upon the cobblestones. Our casementsDripped with the golden dews of Helicon;And, under the warm feast our cellarageGurgled and foamed in the delicious coolWith crimson freshets—"Tell us," cried Nat Field,When pipes began to puff. "How did you work it?"Camden chuckled and tugged his long white beard."Out of the mouth of babes," he said and shookHis head at Selden! "O, young man, young man,There's a career before you! Selden did it.Take my advice, my children. Make young SeldenSolicitor-general to the Mermaid Inn.That rosy silken smile of his concealsA scholar! Yes, that suckling lawyer therePuts my grey beard to shame. His courteous airsAnd silken manners hide the nimblest witThat ever trimmed a sail to catch the windOf courtly favour. Mark my words now, Ben,That youth will sail right up against the windBy skilful tacking. But you run it fine,Selden, you run it fine. Take my adviceAnd don't be too ironical, my boy,Or even the King will see it."He chuckled again."But tell them of your tractate!""Here it is,"Quoth Selden, twisting a lighted paper spill,Then, with his round cherubic face aglowLit his long silver pipe,"Why, first," he said,"Camden being Clarencieux King-at-arms,He read the King this little tract I wroteAgainst tobacco." And the Mermaid roaredWith laughter. "Well, you went the way to hangAll three of them," cried Lyly, "and, as for Ben,His Trinidado goes to bed with him.""Green gosling, quack no more," Selden replied,Smiling that rosy silken smile anew."The King's acritic! When have critics knownThe poet from his creatures, God from me?How many cite Polonius to their sonsAnd call it Shakespeare? Well, I took my textFrom sundry creatures of our great big Ben,And called it 'Jonson.'Camden read it outWithout the flicker of an eye. His beardSaved us, I think. The King admired his text.'There is a man,' he read, 'lies at death's doorThro' taking of tobacco. YesterdayHe voided a bushel of soot.''God bless my soul,A bushel of soot! Think of it!' said the King.'The man who wrote those great and splendid words,'Camden replied,—I had prepared his caseCarefully—'lies in Newgate prison, sire.His nose and ears await the hangman's knife.'

'Ah,' said the shrewd King, goggling his great eyesCannily. 'Did he not defame the Scots?''That's true,' said Camden, like a man that hearsTruth for the first time. 'O ay, he defamed 'em,'The King said, very wisely, once again.'Ah, but,' says Camden, like a man that strivesWith more than mortal wit, 'only such ScotsAs flout your majesty, and take tobacco.He is a Scot, himself, and hath the giftOf preaching.' Then we gave him Jonson's linesAgainst Virginia. 'Neither do thou lustAfter that tawny weed; for who can tell,Before the gathering and the making up,What alligarta may have spawned thereon,'Or words to that effect.'Magneeficent!'Spluttered the King—'who knows? Who knows, indeed?That's a grand touch, that Alligarta, Camden!''The Scot who wrote those great and splendid words,'Said Camden, 'languishes in Newgate, sire.His ears and nose—'And there, as we arrangedWith Inigo Jones, the ladies of the courtAssailed the King in tears. Their masque and ballWould all be ruined. All their Grecian robes,Procured at vast expense, were wasted now.The masque was not half-written. Master JonesHad lost his poets. They were all in gaol.Their noses and their ears ...'God bless my soul,'Spluttered the King, goggling his eyes again,'What d'you make of it, Camden?'—'I should sayA Puritan plot, sire; for these justices—Who love tobacco—use their law, it seems,To flout your Majesty at every turn.If this continue, sire, there'll not be leftA loyal ear or nose in all your realm.'At that, our noble monarch well-nigh swooned.He hunched his body, padded as it wasAgainst the assassin's knife, six inches deepWith great green quilts, wagged his enormous head,Then, in a dozen words, he wooed destruction:'It is presumption and a high contemptIn subjects to dispute what kings can do,'He whimpered. 'Even as it is blasphemyTo thwart the will of God.'He waved his hand,And rose. 'These men must be released, at once!'Then, as I think, to seek a safer place,He waddled from the room, his rickety legsDoubling beneath that great green feather-bedHe calls his 'person.'—I shall dream to-nightOf spiders, Camden.—But in half an hour,Inigo Jones was armed with Right DivineTo save such ears and noses as the ballRequired for its perfection. Think of that!And let this earthly ball remember, too,That Chapman, Marston, and our great big BenOwe their poor adjuncts to—ten Grecian robesAnd 'Jonson' on tobacco! England lovesHer poets, O, supremely, when they're dead.""But Ben has narrowly escaped her love,"Said Chapman gravely."What do you mean?" said Lodge.And, as he spoke, there was a sudden hush.A tall gaunt woman with great burning eyes,And white hair blown back softly from a faceEthereally fierce, as might have lookedCassandra in old age, stood at the door."Where is my Ben?" she said."Mother!" cried Ben.He rose and caught her in his mighty arms.Her labour-reddened, long-boned hands entwinedBehind his neck."She brought this to the gaol,"Said Chapman quietly, tossing a phial acrossTo Camden. "And he meant to take it, too,Before the hangman touched him. Half an hourAnd you'd have been too late to save big Ben.He has lived too much in ancient Rome to loveA slit nose and the pillory. He'd have wrappedHis purple round him like an emperor.I think she had another for herself.""There's Roman blood in both of them," said Dekker,"Don't look. She is weeping now," And, while Ben heldThat gaunt old body sobbing against his heart,Dekker, to make her think they paid no heed,Began to sing; and very softly now.Full forty voices echoed the refrain:—

The Cardinal's Hatis a very good inn,And so isThe Puritan's Head;But I know a sign of a Wine, a WineThat is better when all is said.It is whiter than Venus, redder than Mars,It was old when the world begun;For all good inns are moons or starsButThe Mermaidis their Sun.

Chorus:They are all alight like moons in the night,ButThe Mermaidis their Sun.

Therefore, when priest or parson criesThat inns like flowers increase,I say that mine inn is a church likewise,And I say to them "Be at peace!"An host may gather in dark St. Paul'sTo salve their souls from sin;But the Light may be where "two or three"Drink Wine inThe Mermaid Inn.

Chorus:The Light may be where "two or three"Drink Wine inThe Mermaid Inn.

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