CHEAP TALKJones was proud of his virtues. "Gentlemen, for twenty years I haven't touched whisky, cards, told a lie, done an unkind deed, or smoked, or sworn," he said."By Jove! I wish I could say that," Brown exclaimed enviously."Well, why don't you?" said a mutual friend. "Jones did."
CHEAP TALKJones was proud of his virtues. "Gentlemen, for twenty years I haven't touched whisky, cards, told a lie, done an unkind deed, or smoked, or sworn," he said."By Jove! I wish I could say that," Brown exclaimed enviously."Well, why don't you?" said a mutual friend. "Jones did."
Jones was proud of his virtues. "Gentlemen, for twenty years I haven't touched whisky, cards, told a lie, done an unkind deed, or smoked, or sworn," he said.
"By Jove! I wish I could say that," Brown exclaimed enviously.
"Well, why don't you?" said a mutual friend. "Jones did."