CONTENTSWHAT HE WANTEDHIS CHOICENOT IN THE REGULATIONSCHEAP TALKSWEET ARE THE USES OF ADVERTISEMENTA CANDID CRITICWHAT'S IN A NAMEWHY BROWN LEFTAN ASS'S SHADOWGRACEMISUNDERSTOODTRUMPSTHE STUTTERERPRESENT AND FUTURETHE VOICE OF IGNORANCEA PASSOVER STORYEXTRAORDINARY COMPROMISEBARBER SHAVED BY A LAWYERA GOOD PUNSOMETHING LIKE AN INSULTTHE UNWELCOME GUESTA LOST BALANCEA BAD CROPNEGATIVES AND POSITIVESJAW-ACHEHER PROGRAMMETHE PROUD FATHERA MIRACLEKEEPING TIMEQUESTION AND ANSWERMOTHER'S JAM POTSWISDOMWHY NOT?THE OLD FARMERANY CHANGE FOR THE BETTERTACTTHE RETORT RUDETHE QUAKER AND HIS HORSECERTAINLY NOT ASLEEPTHE BEST JUDGEA THIRST FOR KNOWLEDGEA SHIPWRECKA SAFE CASETHE WATCH MENDERTHE CITY CHURCHES--AND OTHERSHIGH PRINCIPLESTHE MIXTURE AS BEFORECANNY SCOTA NICE DISTINCTIONNOT TWO-FACEDCLERICAL WITA COSTLY EXPERIMENTA GOOD REASONECONOMY IN THE STABLETHE PATRIARCHHIGH AND LOWBEERNOT IMPORTUNATETHE RELATIONSHIP OF HOG TO BACONUNION IS STRENGTHCOURTSHIPTO LETCUT AND COME AGAINTHE THOUGHTFUL PATIENTKISMETTHE YOUNG IDEATHE NEW BABYHOOK AND AN INSPECTOR OF TAXESTHE SHE BEARKNOWLEDGEA STORY FOR BOOKSELLERSTHE EARLY BIRDTABLE TALKTROUBLESA SOUTHERNER AND SCOTLANDDRY HUMOURTHE CHURCH ORGANCOMMON PRAYERSHORT COMMONSTRUTHA WRONG CHOICEFISH AS A BRAIN FOODA CHARACTERHUSBAND OR COWA NEW METHODGRATITUDE NOT APPRECIATEDON THE TREASURES OF THIS WORLDCOLD FEETBUSYBODIESALDERMANIC TASTES"WARRANTED TO KILL"PROFESSIONALTHE NEW VERSIONDRAUGHTSTENDERNESSHOW TO ADDRESS A BISHOPHOOK AND PUTNEY BRIDGEA GOOD EXAMPLEA MISFITA CHEERFUL INVITATIONTHE INEVITABLE RESULTJUSTICETHAT AWFUL CHILDA COSMOPOLITANCLOTHES AND THE MANA WITTY REPLYTHE SOUND OF A TRUMPETGRAMMARONE SIDE AT A TIMECOMPANYHER OWN FAULTA POSERYOUTHFUL PRECOCITYABOVE PROOFON DEATHENVYA HAT FOR NOTHINGAN OLD PROVERBPRO BONO PUBLICOA NEW RECIPENOT A WAXWORKTHEY NEVER SAY THANK YOUTIPSJUSTICEDEAD AS A DOORNAILFAITHJOB'S CURSEA CONJUGAL CONCLUSIONTHE RULING PASSIONFELO-DE-SEHOW TO GET WARMNO MATTER WHAT COLOUROF COMPOSITIONSPETER'S WIFE'S MOTHERTHE TRIALS OF THE DEAFANTICIPATIONHYMNS AND HERSHORS CONCOURSTHE MARINE AND THE BOTTLEA UNITED COUPLEWET PAINTTICK, TICK, TICKDIFFIDENCETHE BAILIFF OUTWITTEDIMAGINATIONUNREMITTING KINDNESSA WARM PROSPECTA SOPORIFIC STORYST. PETER AND HIS KEYSTHE LOST JOINTTHE RECRUITING SERGEANT AND THE COUNTRYMANALL MEN ARE LIARSAN OBJECT LESSONA DOUBTFUL COMPLIMENT"SOMEWHERE"THE SCOTSMAN AND THE JOKEWAR AND TAXESA MODERN ALFREDCHARITY ON CREDITCOURTING BY LAMPLIGHTTHE INQUISITIVE ONLOOKERTHE EMPTY BOTTLEH2OAN ACCIDENTTOUCH HIM UPA SMART BOYWEARING ROUGETHE POOR LANDLORDTHE DAY OF RESTNOT TO BE CAUGHTMOLECULESA THOUGHTLESS SAMARITANTWINSA NATURAL OBJECTIONBADLY PUTA DOUBTFUL MARKETSEQUENCESTWO POINTS OF VIEWA CANNIBALTO LET--UNFURNISHEDA FRIEND OF SATANTHE TEDDY BEARBROTHERLY LOVECHRISTIAN PRINCIPLESMULTIPLICATIONA BIBLICAL STORYTHE THOUGHTFUL MAIDHEMPGOOD ADVICECHANGE AND RESTTHE VOLUNTARY SYSTEMTHE WAY TO YORKTHE WAY TO DO ITLOT AND THE FLEAWHISTA NEW PRESCRIPTIONJACOB'S LADDERA PORTRAITBLOATERSA CONVENIENCETHE PRAYER MEETINGTAKING TIMEKING'S EVIDENCEA PLEASANT PROSPECTBALAAM'S SWORDTHE HONORARIUMMANNERSSCOTCH UNDERSTANDINGTHE AVERAGE EGGFEELING IN THE RIGHT PLACETHE G.O.M.A NEAT RETORTA SYDNEY SMITH STORYA COMMON DIFFICULTYMARY JONESDONALD COMPLIEDVEGETARIANISMFELLOW-FEELINGJONAH AND THE WHALEWHOLLY GOOD"CAREFUL, NOW!"SAFETYO'BRIEN THE LUCIDMERCYA BULLA GOOD REASONTHE ARRESTCHERUBIM AND SERAPHIMSOLITUDEA QUESTION OF NUMBERSAMERICAN POULTRYGRACE MAL A PROPOSTHE POOR IDIOTA WELSH WIG-GINGFORGIVENESSAN ODD COMPARISONACOUSTICSSHARP, IF NOT PLEASANTBRIGHT AND SHARPSOFTNESSAN EASY QUALIFICATIONMISER'S CHARITYON TAKING A WIFETHE THIRTY-NINE ARTICLESTHE DUCHESS AND THE CANONSHOW TO WINPIGSBACON AND THE DEVILHINTS TO MOTHERSGARRICK AND THE DOCTOR'S FEEA SAFE SHOTHOW TO INDUCE PERSPIRATIONDIFFERENCESCOALSMODESTYAN UNFORTUNATE REMARKMODERN EDUCATIONTHE RULING PASSIONEDUCATIONA LONG GRACETHE USE OF FALSE TEETHHOW TO COLLECTIMPERSONATIONA SMART RETORTTRUTH WILL OUTSUNDAY AFTERNOON SERVICESA NEW DISHFULL OF PLUCKCANDID ON BOTH SIDESTHE LAW AND THE PROPHETSTHE ISLE OF MAN, AND A WOMANA CUNNING ELDERAS YOU LIKE ITUNNECESSARY CIVILITYAT THE SIGN OF THE BARBER'S POLEAN IDENTIFICATION PLATETABLE OF COMPARISONTHE INTELLIGENT CATHEAR! HEAR!MISPLACING THE BLAMEWHY HANGING CAUSES DEATHMORAL QUALIFICATIONSMEASURING HIS DISTANCEAGRICULTURAL EXPERIENCESTHE LATIN FOR COLDTHE CUT DIRECTCOMMON WANTNOT TO BE BEATENAN ODD NOTION"IF----"LATE AND EARLYA SLIGHT DIFFERENCESHARP BOYTHE SENTRY AND HIS WATCHCREDITUNKINDNOT COMPULSORY"YOU'LL GET THERE BEFORE I CAN TELL YOU!"AN UNHAPPY BENEDICTA DIFFICULT TASKNON-RUNNERSTHE POLITE COUNTRYMANA VIOLENT PARTNERWISDOMA DOUBTFUL POINTTHE BETTER WAYA GOOD REASONA NEW TEXTAN AUCTIONA REAL SPORTTHE SCOTCHMAN'S SOUVENIR
CONTENTSWHAT HE WANTEDHIS CHOICENOT IN THE REGULATIONSCHEAP TALKSWEET ARE THE USES OF ADVERTISEMENTA CANDID CRITICWHAT'S IN A NAMEWHY BROWN LEFTAN ASS'S SHADOWGRACEMISUNDERSTOODTRUMPSTHE STUTTERERPRESENT AND FUTURETHE VOICE OF IGNORANCEA PASSOVER STORYEXTRAORDINARY COMPROMISEBARBER SHAVED BY A LAWYERA GOOD PUNSOMETHING LIKE AN INSULTTHE UNWELCOME GUESTA LOST BALANCEA BAD CROPNEGATIVES AND POSITIVESJAW-ACHEHER PROGRAMMETHE PROUD FATHERA MIRACLEKEEPING TIMEQUESTION AND ANSWERMOTHER'S JAM POTSWISDOMWHY NOT?THE OLD FARMERANY CHANGE FOR THE BETTERTACTTHE RETORT RUDETHE QUAKER AND HIS HORSECERTAINLY NOT ASLEEPTHE BEST JUDGEA THIRST FOR KNOWLEDGEA SHIPWRECKA SAFE CASETHE WATCH MENDERTHE CITY CHURCHES--AND OTHERSHIGH PRINCIPLESTHE MIXTURE AS BEFORECANNY SCOTA NICE DISTINCTIONNOT TWO-FACEDCLERICAL WITA COSTLY EXPERIMENTA GOOD REASONECONOMY IN THE STABLETHE PATRIARCHHIGH AND LOWBEERNOT IMPORTUNATETHE RELATIONSHIP OF HOG TO BACONUNION IS STRENGTHCOURTSHIPTO LETCUT AND COME AGAINTHE THOUGHTFUL PATIENTKISMETTHE YOUNG IDEATHE NEW BABYHOOK AND AN INSPECTOR OF TAXESTHE SHE BEARKNOWLEDGEA STORY FOR BOOKSELLERSTHE EARLY BIRDTABLE TALKTROUBLESA SOUTHERNER AND SCOTLANDDRY HUMOURTHE CHURCH ORGANCOMMON PRAYERSHORT COMMONSTRUTHA WRONG CHOICEFISH AS A BRAIN FOODA CHARACTERHUSBAND OR COWA NEW METHODGRATITUDE NOT APPRECIATEDON THE TREASURES OF THIS WORLDCOLD FEETBUSYBODIESALDERMANIC TASTES"WARRANTED TO KILL"PROFESSIONALTHE NEW VERSIONDRAUGHTSTENDERNESSHOW TO ADDRESS A BISHOPHOOK AND PUTNEY BRIDGEA GOOD EXAMPLEA MISFITA CHEERFUL INVITATIONTHE INEVITABLE RESULTJUSTICETHAT AWFUL CHILDA COSMOPOLITANCLOTHES AND THE MANA WITTY REPLYTHE SOUND OF A TRUMPETGRAMMARONE SIDE AT A TIMECOMPANYHER OWN FAULTA POSERYOUTHFUL PRECOCITYABOVE PROOFON DEATHENVYA HAT FOR NOTHINGAN OLD PROVERBPRO BONO PUBLICOA NEW RECIPENOT A WAXWORKTHEY NEVER SAY THANK YOUTIPSJUSTICEDEAD AS A DOORNAILFAITHJOB'S CURSEA CONJUGAL CONCLUSIONTHE RULING PASSIONFELO-DE-SEHOW TO GET WARMNO MATTER WHAT COLOUROF COMPOSITIONSPETER'S WIFE'S MOTHERTHE TRIALS OF THE DEAFANTICIPATIONHYMNS AND HERSHORS CONCOURSTHE MARINE AND THE BOTTLEA UNITED COUPLEWET PAINTTICK, TICK, TICKDIFFIDENCETHE BAILIFF OUTWITTEDIMAGINATIONUNREMITTING KINDNESSA WARM PROSPECTA SOPORIFIC STORYST. PETER AND HIS KEYSTHE LOST JOINTTHE RECRUITING SERGEANT AND THE COUNTRYMANALL MEN ARE LIARSAN OBJECT LESSONA DOUBTFUL COMPLIMENT"SOMEWHERE"THE SCOTSMAN AND THE JOKEWAR AND TAXESA MODERN ALFREDCHARITY ON CREDITCOURTING BY LAMPLIGHTTHE INQUISITIVE ONLOOKERTHE EMPTY BOTTLEH2OAN ACCIDENTTOUCH HIM UPA SMART BOYWEARING ROUGETHE POOR LANDLORDTHE DAY OF RESTNOT TO BE CAUGHTMOLECULESA THOUGHTLESS SAMARITANTWINSA NATURAL OBJECTIONBADLY PUTA DOUBTFUL MARKETSEQUENCESTWO POINTS OF VIEWA CANNIBALTO LET--UNFURNISHEDA FRIEND OF SATANTHE TEDDY BEARBROTHERLY LOVECHRISTIAN PRINCIPLESMULTIPLICATIONA BIBLICAL STORYTHE THOUGHTFUL MAIDHEMPGOOD ADVICECHANGE AND RESTTHE VOLUNTARY SYSTEMTHE WAY TO YORKTHE WAY TO DO ITLOT AND THE FLEAWHISTA NEW PRESCRIPTIONJACOB'S LADDERA PORTRAITBLOATERSA CONVENIENCETHE PRAYER MEETINGTAKING TIMEKING'S EVIDENCEA PLEASANT PROSPECTBALAAM'S SWORDTHE HONORARIUMMANNERSSCOTCH UNDERSTANDINGTHE AVERAGE EGGFEELING IN THE RIGHT PLACETHE G.O.M.A NEAT RETORTA SYDNEY SMITH STORYA COMMON DIFFICULTYMARY JONESDONALD COMPLIEDVEGETARIANISMFELLOW-FEELINGJONAH AND THE WHALEWHOLLY GOOD"CAREFUL, NOW!"SAFETYO'BRIEN THE LUCIDMERCYA BULLA GOOD REASONTHE ARRESTCHERUBIM AND SERAPHIMSOLITUDEA QUESTION OF NUMBERSAMERICAN POULTRYGRACE MAL A PROPOSTHE POOR IDIOTA WELSH WIG-GINGFORGIVENESSAN ODD COMPARISONACOUSTICSSHARP, IF NOT PLEASANTBRIGHT AND SHARPSOFTNESSAN EASY QUALIFICATIONMISER'S CHARITYON TAKING A WIFETHE THIRTY-NINE ARTICLESTHE DUCHESS AND THE CANONSHOW TO WINPIGSBACON AND THE DEVILHINTS TO MOTHERSGARRICK AND THE DOCTOR'S FEEA SAFE SHOTHOW TO INDUCE PERSPIRATIONDIFFERENCESCOALSMODESTYAN UNFORTUNATE REMARKMODERN EDUCATIONTHE RULING PASSIONEDUCATIONA LONG GRACETHE USE OF FALSE TEETHHOW TO COLLECTIMPERSONATIONA SMART RETORTTRUTH WILL OUTSUNDAY AFTERNOON SERVICESA NEW DISHFULL OF PLUCKCANDID ON BOTH SIDESTHE LAW AND THE PROPHETSTHE ISLE OF MAN, AND A WOMANA CUNNING ELDERAS YOU LIKE ITUNNECESSARY CIVILITYAT THE SIGN OF THE BARBER'S POLEAN IDENTIFICATION PLATETABLE OF COMPARISONTHE INTELLIGENT CATHEAR! HEAR!MISPLACING THE BLAMEWHY HANGING CAUSES DEATHMORAL QUALIFICATIONSMEASURING HIS DISTANCEAGRICULTURAL EXPERIENCESTHE LATIN FOR COLDTHE CUT DIRECTCOMMON WANTNOT TO BE BEATENAN ODD NOTION"IF----"LATE AND EARLYA SLIGHT DIFFERENCESHARP BOYTHE SENTRY AND HIS WATCHCREDITUNKINDNOT COMPULSORY"YOU'LL GET THERE BEFORE I CAN TELL YOU!"AN UNHAPPY BENEDICTA DIFFICULT TASKNON-RUNNERSTHE POLITE COUNTRYMANA VIOLENT PARTNERWISDOMA DOUBTFUL POINTTHE BETTER WAYA GOOD REASONA NEW TEXTAN AUCTIONA REAL SPORTTHE SCOTCHMAN'S SOUVENIR
WHAT HE WANTEDHIS CHOICENOT IN THE REGULATIONSCHEAP TALKSWEET ARE THE USES OF ADVERTISEMENTA CANDID CRITICWHAT'S IN A NAMEWHY BROWN LEFTAN ASS'S SHADOWGRACEMISUNDERSTOODTRUMPSTHE STUTTERERPRESENT AND FUTURETHE VOICE OF IGNORANCEA PASSOVER STORYEXTRAORDINARY COMPROMISEBARBER SHAVED BY A LAWYERA GOOD PUNSOMETHING LIKE AN INSULTTHE UNWELCOME GUESTA LOST BALANCEA BAD CROPNEGATIVES AND POSITIVESJAW-ACHEHER PROGRAMMETHE PROUD FATHERA MIRACLEKEEPING TIMEQUESTION AND ANSWERMOTHER'S JAM POTSWISDOMWHY NOT?THE OLD FARMERANY CHANGE FOR THE BETTERTACTTHE RETORT RUDETHE QUAKER AND HIS HORSECERTAINLY NOT ASLEEPTHE BEST JUDGEA THIRST FOR KNOWLEDGEA SHIPWRECKA SAFE CASETHE WATCH MENDERTHE CITY CHURCHES--AND OTHERSHIGH PRINCIPLESTHE MIXTURE AS BEFORECANNY SCOTA NICE DISTINCTIONNOT TWO-FACEDCLERICAL WITA COSTLY EXPERIMENTA GOOD REASONECONOMY IN THE STABLETHE PATRIARCHHIGH AND LOWBEERNOT IMPORTUNATETHE RELATIONSHIP OF HOG TO BACONUNION IS STRENGTHCOURTSHIPTO LETCUT AND COME AGAINTHE THOUGHTFUL PATIENTKISMETTHE YOUNG IDEATHE NEW BABYHOOK AND AN INSPECTOR OF TAXESTHE SHE BEARKNOWLEDGEA STORY FOR BOOKSELLERSTHE EARLY BIRDTABLE TALKTROUBLESA SOUTHERNER AND SCOTLANDDRY HUMOURTHE CHURCH ORGANCOMMON PRAYERSHORT COMMONSTRUTHA WRONG CHOICEFISH AS A BRAIN FOODA CHARACTERHUSBAND OR COWA NEW METHODGRATITUDE NOT APPRECIATEDON THE TREASURES OF THIS WORLDCOLD FEETBUSYBODIESALDERMANIC TASTES"WARRANTED TO KILL"PROFESSIONALTHE NEW VERSIONDRAUGHTSTENDERNESSHOW TO ADDRESS A BISHOPHOOK AND PUTNEY BRIDGEA GOOD EXAMPLEA MISFITA CHEERFUL INVITATIONTHE INEVITABLE RESULTJUSTICETHAT AWFUL CHILDA COSMOPOLITANCLOTHES AND THE MANA WITTY REPLYTHE SOUND OF A TRUMPETGRAMMARONE SIDE AT A TIMECOMPANYHER OWN FAULTA POSERYOUTHFUL PRECOCITYABOVE PROOFON DEATHENVYA HAT FOR NOTHINGAN OLD PROVERBPRO BONO PUBLICOA NEW RECIPENOT A WAXWORKTHEY NEVER SAY THANK YOUTIPSJUSTICEDEAD AS A DOORNAILFAITHJOB'S CURSEA CONJUGAL CONCLUSIONTHE RULING PASSIONFELO-DE-SEHOW TO GET WARMNO MATTER WHAT COLOUROF COMPOSITIONSPETER'S WIFE'S MOTHERTHE TRIALS OF THE DEAFANTICIPATIONHYMNS AND HERSHORS CONCOURSTHE MARINE AND THE BOTTLEA UNITED COUPLEWET PAINTTICK, TICK, TICKDIFFIDENCETHE BAILIFF OUTWITTEDIMAGINATIONUNREMITTING KINDNESSA WARM PROSPECTA SOPORIFIC STORYST. PETER AND HIS KEYSTHE LOST JOINTTHE RECRUITING SERGEANT AND THE COUNTRYMANALL MEN ARE LIARSAN OBJECT LESSONA DOUBTFUL COMPLIMENT"SOMEWHERE"THE SCOTSMAN AND THE JOKEWAR AND TAXESA MODERN ALFREDCHARITY ON CREDITCOURTING BY LAMPLIGHTTHE INQUISITIVE ONLOOKERTHE EMPTY BOTTLEH2OAN ACCIDENTTOUCH HIM UPA SMART BOYWEARING ROUGETHE POOR LANDLORDTHE DAY OF RESTNOT TO BE CAUGHTMOLECULESA THOUGHTLESS SAMARITANTWINSA NATURAL OBJECTIONBADLY PUTA DOUBTFUL MARKETSEQUENCESTWO POINTS OF VIEWA CANNIBALTO LET--UNFURNISHEDA FRIEND OF SATANTHE TEDDY BEARBROTHERLY LOVECHRISTIAN PRINCIPLESMULTIPLICATIONA BIBLICAL STORYTHE THOUGHTFUL MAIDHEMPGOOD ADVICECHANGE AND RESTTHE VOLUNTARY SYSTEMTHE WAY TO YORKTHE WAY TO DO ITLOT AND THE FLEAWHISTA NEW PRESCRIPTIONJACOB'S LADDERA PORTRAITBLOATERSA CONVENIENCETHE PRAYER MEETINGTAKING TIMEKING'S EVIDENCEA PLEASANT PROSPECTBALAAM'S SWORDTHE HONORARIUMMANNERSSCOTCH UNDERSTANDINGTHE AVERAGE EGGFEELING IN THE RIGHT PLACETHE G.O.M.A NEAT RETORTA SYDNEY SMITH STORYA COMMON DIFFICULTYMARY JONESDONALD COMPLIEDVEGETARIANISMFELLOW-FEELINGJONAH AND THE WHALEWHOLLY GOOD"CAREFUL, NOW!"SAFETYO'BRIEN THE LUCIDMERCYA BULLA GOOD REASONTHE ARRESTCHERUBIM AND SERAPHIMSOLITUDEA QUESTION OF NUMBERSAMERICAN POULTRYGRACE MAL A PROPOSTHE POOR IDIOTA WELSH WIG-GINGFORGIVENESSAN ODD COMPARISONACOUSTICSSHARP, IF NOT PLEASANTBRIGHT AND SHARPSOFTNESSAN EASY QUALIFICATIONMISER'S CHARITYON TAKING A WIFETHE THIRTY-NINE ARTICLESTHE DUCHESS AND THE CANONSHOW TO WINPIGSBACON AND THE DEVILHINTS TO MOTHERSGARRICK AND THE DOCTOR'S FEEA SAFE SHOTHOW TO INDUCE PERSPIRATIONDIFFERENCESCOALSMODESTYAN UNFORTUNATE REMARKMODERN EDUCATIONTHE RULING PASSIONEDUCATIONA LONG GRACETHE USE OF FALSE TEETHHOW TO COLLECTIMPERSONATIONA SMART RETORTTRUTH WILL OUTSUNDAY AFTERNOON SERVICESA NEW DISHFULL OF PLUCKCANDID ON BOTH SIDESTHE LAW AND THE PROPHETSTHE ISLE OF MAN, AND A WOMANA CUNNING ELDERAS YOU LIKE ITUNNECESSARY CIVILITYAT THE SIGN OF THE BARBER'S POLEAN IDENTIFICATION PLATETABLE OF COMPARISONTHE INTELLIGENT CATHEAR! HEAR!MISPLACING THE BLAMEWHY HANGING CAUSES DEATHMORAL QUALIFICATIONSMEASURING HIS DISTANCEAGRICULTURAL EXPERIENCESTHE LATIN FOR COLDTHE CUT DIRECTCOMMON WANTNOT TO BE BEATENAN ODD NOTION"IF----"LATE AND EARLYA SLIGHT DIFFERENCESHARP BOYTHE SENTRY AND HIS WATCHCREDITUNKINDNOT COMPULSORY"YOU'LL GET THERE BEFORE I CAN TELL YOU!"AN UNHAPPY BENEDICTA DIFFICULT TASKNON-RUNNERSTHE POLITE COUNTRYMANA VIOLENT PARTNERWISDOMA DOUBTFUL POINTTHE BETTER WAYA GOOD REASONA NEW TEXTAN AUCTIONA REAL SPORTTHE SCOTCHMAN'S SOUVENIR
WHAT HE WANTED
HIS CHOICE
NOT IN THE REGULATIONS
CHEAP TALK
SWEET ARE THE USES OF ADVERTISEMENT
A CANDID CRITIC
WHAT'S IN A NAME
WHY BROWN LEFT
AN ASS'S SHADOW
GRACE
MISUNDERSTOOD
TRUMPS
THE STUTTERER
PRESENT AND FUTURE
THE VOICE OF IGNORANCE
A PASSOVER STORY
EXTRAORDINARY COMPROMISE
BARBER SHAVED BY A LAWYER
A GOOD PUN
SOMETHING LIKE AN INSULT
THE UNWELCOME GUEST
A LOST BALANCE
A BAD CROP
NEGATIVES AND POSITIVES
JAW-ACHE
HER PROGRAMME
THE PROUD FATHER
A MIRACLE
KEEPING TIME
QUESTION AND ANSWER
MOTHER'S JAM POTS
WISDOM
WHY NOT?
THE OLD FARMER
ANY CHANGE FOR THE BETTER
TACT
THE RETORT RUDE
THE QUAKER AND HIS HORSE
CERTAINLY NOT ASLEEP
THE BEST JUDGE
A THIRST FOR KNOWLEDGE
A SHIPWRECK
A SAFE CASE
THE WATCH MENDER
THE CITY CHURCHES--AND OTHERS
HIGH PRINCIPLES
THE MIXTURE AS BEFORE
CANNY SCOT
A NICE DISTINCTION
NOT TWO-FACED
CLERICAL WIT
A COSTLY EXPERIMENT
A GOOD REASON
ECONOMY IN THE STABLE
THE PATRIARCH
HIGH AND LOW
BEER
NOT IMPORTUNATE
THE RELATIONSHIP OF HOG TO BACON
UNION IS STRENGTH
COURTSHIP
TO LET
CUT AND COME AGAIN
THE THOUGHTFUL PATIENT
KISMET
THE YOUNG IDEA
THE NEW BABY
HOOK AND AN INSPECTOR OF TAXES
THE SHE BEAR
KNOWLEDGE
A STORY FOR BOOKSELLERS
THE EARLY BIRD
TABLE TALK
TROUBLES
A SOUTHERNER AND SCOTLAND
DRY HUMOUR
THE CHURCH ORGAN
COMMON PRAYER
SHORT COMMONS
TRUTH
A WRONG CHOICE
FISH AS A BRAIN FOOD
A CHARACTER
HUSBAND OR COW
A NEW METHOD
GRATITUDE NOT APPRECIATED
ON THE TREASURES OF THIS WORLD
COLD FEET
BUSYBODIES
ALDERMANIC TASTES
"WARRANTED TO KILL"
PROFESSIONAL
THE NEW VERSION
DRAUGHTS
TENDERNESS
HOW TO ADDRESS A BISHOP
HOOK AND PUTNEY BRIDGE
A GOOD EXAMPLE
A MISFIT
A CHEERFUL INVITATION
THE INEVITABLE RESULT
JUSTICE
THAT AWFUL CHILD
A COSMOPOLITAN
CLOTHES AND THE MAN
A WITTY REPLY
THE SOUND OF A TRUMPET
GRAMMAR
ONE SIDE AT A TIME
COMPANY
HER OWN FAULT
A POSER
YOUTHFUL PRECOCITY
ABOVE PROOF
ON DEATH
ENVY
A HAT FOR NOTHING
AN OLD PROVERB
PRO BONO PUBLICO
A NEW RECIPE
NOT A WAXWORK
THEY NEVER SAY THANK YOU
TIPS
JUSTICE
DEAD AS A DOORNAIL
FAITH
JOB'S CURSE
A CONJUGAL CONCLUSION
THE RULING PASSION
FELO-DE-SE
HOW TO GET WARM
NO MATTER WHAT COLOUR
OF COMPOSITIONS
PETER'S WIFE'S MOTHER
THE TRIALS OF THE DEAF
ANTICIPATION
HYMNS AND HERS
HORS CONCOURS
THE MARINE AND THE BOTTLE
A UNITED COUPLE
WET PAINT
TICK, TICK, TICK
DIFFIDENCE
THE BAILIFF OUTWITTED
IMAGINATION
UNREMITTING KINDNESS
A WARM PROSPECT
A SOPORIFIC STORY
ST. PETER AND HIS KEYS
THE LOST JOINT
THE RECRUITING SERGEANT AND THE COUNTRYMAN
ALL MEN ARE LIARS
AN OBJECT LESSON
A DOUBTFUL COMPLIMENT
"SOMEWHERE"
THE SCOTSMAN AND THE JOKE
WAR AND TAXES
A MODERN ALFRED
CHARITY ON CREDIT
COURTING BY LAMPLIGHT
THE INQUISITIVE ONLOOKER
THE EMPTY BOTTLE
H2O
AN ACCIDENT
TOUCH HIM UP
A SMART BOY
WEARING ROUGE
THE POOR LANDLORD
THE DAY OF REST
NOT TO BE CAUGHT
MOLECULES
A THOUGHTLESS SAMARITAN
TWINS
A NATURAL OBJECTION
BADLY PUT
A DOUBTFUL MARKET
SEQUENCES
TWO POINTS OF VIEW
A CANNIBAL
TO LET--UNFURNISHED
A FRIEND OF SATAN
THE TEDDY BEAR
BROTHERLY LOVE
CHRISTIAN PRINCIPLES
MULTIPLICATION
A BIBLICAL STORY
THE THOUGHTFUL MAID
HEMP
GOOD ADVICE
CHANGE AND REST
THE VOLUNTARY SYSTEM
THE WAY TO YORK
THE WAY TO DO IT
LOT AND THE FLEA
WHIST
A NEW PRESCRIPTION
JACOB'S LADDER
A PORTRAIT
BLOATERS
A CONVENIENCE
THE PRAYER MEETING
TAKING TIME
KING'S EVIDENCE
A PLEASANT PROSPECT
BALAAM'S SWORD
THE HONORARIUM
MANNERS
SCOTCH UNDERSTANDING
THE AVERAGE EGG
FEELING IN THE RIGHT PLACE
THE G.O.M.
A NEAT RETORT
A SYDNEY SMITH STORY
A COMMON DIFFICULTY
MARY JONES
DONALD COMPLIED
VEGETARIANISM
FELLOW-FEELING
JONAH AND THE WHALE
WHOLLY GOOD
"CAREFUL, NOW!"
SAFETY
O'BRIEN THE LUCID
MERCY
A BULL
A GOOD REASON
THE ARREST
CHERUBIM AND SERAPHIM
SOLITUDE
A QUESTION OF NUMBERS
AMERICAN POULTRY
GRACE MAL A PROPOS
THE POOR IDIOT
A WELSH WIG-GING
FORGIVENESS
AN ODD COMPARISON
ACOUSTICS
SHARP, IF NOT PLEASANT
BRIGHT AND SHARP
SOFTNESS
AN EASY QUALIFICATION
MISER'S CHARITY
ON TAKING A WIFE
THE THIRTY-NINE ARTICLES
THE DUCHESS AND THE CANONS
HOW TO WIN
PIGS
BACON AND THE DEVIL
HINTS TO MOTHERS
GARRICK AND THE DOCTOR'S FEE
A SAFE SHOT
HOW TO INDUCE PERSPIRATION
DIFFERENCES
COALS
MODESTY
AN UNFORTUNATE REMARK
MODERN EDUCATION
THE RULING PASSION
EDUCATION
A LONG GRACE
THE USE OF FALSE TEETH
HOW TO COLLECT
IMPERSONATION
A SMART RETORT
TRUTH WILL OUT
SUNDAY AFTERNOON SERVICES
A NEW DISH
FULL OF PLUCK
CANDID ON BOTH SIDES
THE LAW AND THE PROPHETS
THE ISLE OF MAN, AND A WOMAN
A CUNNING ELDER
AS YOU LIKE IT
UNNECESSARY CIVILITY
AT THE SIGN OF THE BARBER'S POLE
AN IDENTIFICATION PLATE
TABLE OF COMPARISON
THE INTELLIGENT CAT
HEAR! HEAR!
MISPLACING THE BLAME
WHY HANGING CAUSES DEATH
MORAL QUALIFICATIONS
MEASURING HIS DISTANCE
AGRICULTURAL EXPERIENCES
THE LATIN FOR COLD
THE CUT DIRECT
COMMON WANT
NOT TO BE BEATEN
AN ODD NOTION
"IF----"
LATE AND EARLY
A SLIGHT DIFFERENCE
SHARP BOY
THE SENTRY AND HIS WATCH
CREDIT
UNKIND
NOT COMPULSORY
"YOU'LL GET THERE BEFORE I CAN TELL YOU!"
AN UNHAPPY BENEDICT
A DIFFICULT TASK
NON-RUNNERS
THE POLITE COUNTRYMAN
A VIOLENT PARTNER
WISDOM
A DOUBTFUL POINT
THE BETTER WAY
A GOOD REASON
A NEW TEXT
AN AUCTION
A REAL SPORT
THE SCOTCHMAN'S SOUVENIR