THE SCOTCHMAN'S SOUVENIRAn Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotchman who had been on holidays were comparing the souvenirs they had collected. The Englishman had a bust of Shakespeare from Stratford-on-Avon, the Irishman a matchbox of bog oak. "Oh," said the Scotchman, "you can't beat this," and he produced a tea-spoon marked "L.&N.W.R."PRINTED IN GREAT BRITAIN BYWM. BRENDON AND SON. LTD.,PLYMOUTH.*** END OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOKEVER HEARD THIS?***
THE SCOTCHMAN'S SOUVENIRAn Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotchman who had been on holidays were comparing the souvenirs they had collected. The Englishman had a bust of Shakespeare from Stratford-on-Avon, the Irishman a matchbox of bog oak. "Oh," said the Scotchman, "you can't beat this," and he produced a tea-spoon marked "L.&N.W.R."PRINTED IN GREAT BRITAIN BYWM. BRENDON AND SON. LTD.,PLYMOUTH.*** END OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOKEVER HEARD THIS?***
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotchman who had been on holidays were comparing the souvenirs they had collected. The Englishman had a bust of Shakespeare from Stratford-on-Avon, the Irishman a matchbox of bog oak. "Oh," said the Scotchman, "you can't beat this," and he produced a tea-spoon marked "L.&N.W.R."
PRINTED IN GREAT BRITAIN BYWM. BRENDON AND SON. LTD.,PLYMOUTH.
PRINTED IN GREAT BRITAIN BYWM. BRENDON AND SON. LTD.,PLYMOUTH.
PRINTED IN GREAT BRITAIN BY
WM. BRENDON AND SON. LTD.,
PLYMOUTH.
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