Copyright, 1920, by Edna St. Vincent Millay.All rights reserved.
CHARACTERSHarriet Wilde.Lydia Wilde[her niece].Joe Wilde[her nephew].
Time:Yesterday.
PERSONSPierrot.Columbine.Cothurnus[masque of tragedy].Thyrsis[shepherd].Corydon[shepherd].
First printed in "Reedy's Mirror," St. Louis. Application to produce this play should be made to Edna St. Vincent Millay, in care of the Provincetown Players, 133 Macdougal Street, New York.
A Play
By Edna St. Vincent Millay
[Scene:A Stage. The curtain rises on a stage set for a Harlequinade, a merry black and white interior. Directly behind the footlights, and running parallel with them, is a long table, covered with a gay black and white cloth, on which is spread a banquet. At the opposite ends of this table, seated on delicate thin-legged chairs with high backs, are Pierrot and Columbine, dressed according to the tradition, excepting that Pierrot is in lilac, and Columbine in pink. They are dining.]
Colu.Pierrot, a macaroon! I cannotliveWithout a macaroon!
Pier.My only love,You aresointense.... It is Tuesday, Columbine?——I'll kiss you if it's Tuesday.
Colu.It is Wednesday,If you must know.... Is this my artichoke,Or yours?
Pier.Ah, Columbine,—as if it mattered!Wednesday.... Will it be Tuesday, then, to-morrow,By any chance?
Colu.To-morrow will be—Pierrot,That isn't funny!
Pier.I thought it rather nice.Well, let us drink some wine and lose our headsAnd love each other.
Colu.Pierrot, don't you loveMe now?
Pier.La, what a woman!—How should I know?Pour me some wine: I'll tell you presently.
Colu.Pierrot, do you know, I think you drink too much.
Pier.Yes, I dare say I do.... Or else too little.It's hard to tell. You see, I am always wantingA little more than what I have,—or elseA little less. There's something wrong. My dear,How many fingers have you?
Colu.La, indeed,How should I know?—It always takes me one handTo count the other with. It's too confusing.Why?
Pier.Why?—I am a student, Columbine;And search into all matters.
Colu.La, indeed?—Count them yourself, then!
Pier.No. Or, rather, nay.'Tis of no consequence.... I am becomeA painter, suddenly,—and you impress me—Ah, yes!—six orange bull's-eyes, four green pin-wheels,And one magenta jelly-roll,—the titleAs follows:Woman Taking In Cheese From Fire-Escape.
Colu.Well, I like that! So that is all I've meantTo you!
Pier.Hush! All at once I am becomeA pianist. I will image you in sound,...On a new scale ... without tonality....Vivace senza tempo senza tutto....Title:Uptown Express at Six O'Clock.Pour me a drink.
Colu.Pierrot, you work too hard.You need a rest. Come on out into the garden,And sing me something sad.
Pier.Don't stand so near me!I am become a socialist. I loveHumanity; but I hate people. Columbine,Put on your mittens, child; your hands are cold.
Colu.My hands arenotcold.
Pier.Oh, I am sure they are.And you must have a shawl to wrap about you,And sit by the fire.
Colu.Why, I'll do no such thing!I'm hot as a spoon in a tea-cup!
Pier.Columbine,I'm a philanthropist. I know I am,Because I feel so restless. Do not scream,Or it will be the worse for you!
Colu.Pierrot,My vinaigrette: I cannotlivewithoutMy vinaigrette!
Pier.My only love, you areSofundamental!... How would you like to beAn actress, Columbine?—I am becomeYour manager.
Colu.Why, Pierrot,Ican't act.
Pier.Can't act! Can't act! La, listen to the woman!What's that to do with the price of furs?—You're blonde,Are you not?—You have no education, have you?—Can't act! You under-rate yourself, my dear!
Colu.Yes, I suppose I do.
Pier.As for the rest,I'll teach you how to cry, and how to die,And other little tricks; and the house will love you.You'll be a star by five o'clock.... That is,If you will let me pay for your apartment.
Colu.Letyou?—well, that's a good one! Ha! Ha! Ha!But why?
Pier.But why?—well, as to that, my dear,I cannot say. It's just a matter of form.
Colu.Pierrot, I'm getting tired of caviarAnd peacocks' livers. Isn't there something elseThat people eat?—some humble vegetable,That grows in the ground?
Pier.Well, there are mushrooms.
Colu.Mushrooms!That's so! I had forgotten ... mushrooms ... mushrooms....I cannotlivewith.... How do you like this gown?
Pier.Not much. I'm tired of gowns that have the waist-lineAbout the waist, and the hem around the bottom,—And women with their breasts in front of them!—Zutandehé! Where does one go from here!
Colu.Here's a persimmon, love. You always liked them.
Pier.I am become a critic; there is nothing I can enjoy.... However, set it aside;I'll eat it between meals.
Colu.Pierrot, do you know,Sometimes I think you're making fun of me.
Pier.My love, by yon black moon, you wrong us both.
Colu.There isn't a sign of a moon, Pierrot.
Pier.Of course not.There never was. "Moon's" just a word to swear by,"Mutton!"—nowthere'sa thing you can lay the hands on,And set the tooth in! Listen, Columbine:I always lied about the moon and you.Food is my only lust.
Colu.Well, eat it, then,For heaven's sake, and stop your silly noise!I haven't heard the clock tick for an hour.
Pier.It's ticking all the same. If you were a fly,You would be dead by now. And if I were a parrot,I could be talking for a thousand years!
[Enters Cothurnus.]
Pier.Hello, what's this, for God's sake?—What's the matter?Say, whadda you mean?—get off the stage, my friend,And pinch yourself,—you're walking in your sleep!
Coth.I never sleep.
Pier.Well, anyhow, clear out.You don't belong on here. Wait for your own scene!Whadda you think this is,—a dress-rehearsal?
Coth.Sir, I am tired of waiting. I will waitNo longer.
Pier.Well, but what are you going to do?The scene is set for me!
Coth.True, sir; yet ICan play the scene.
Pier.Your scene is down for later!
Coth.That, too, is true, sir; but I play it now.
Pier.Oh, very well!—Anyway, I am tiredOf black and white. At least, I think I am.
[Exit Columbine.]
Yes, I am sure I am. I know what I'll do!—I'll go and strum the moon, that's what I'll do....Unless, perhaps, ... you never can tell ... I may be,You know, tired of the moon. Well, anyway,I'll go find Columbine.... And when I find her,I will address her thus: "EhéPierrette!"—There's something in that.
[Exit Pierrot.]
Coth.You, Thyrsis! Corydon!Where are you?
Thyr.Sir, we are in our dressing-room!
Coth.Come out and do the scene.
Cory.You are mocking us!—The scene is down for later.
Coth.That is true;But we will play it now. I am the scene.
[Seats himself on high place in back of stage. Enter Corydon and Thyrsis.]
Cory.Sir, we were counting on this little hour.We said, "Here is an hour,—in which to thinkA mighty thought, and sing a trifling song,And look at nothing."—And, behold! the hour,Even as we spoke, was over, and the act begun,Under our feet!
Thyr.Sir, we are not in the fancyTo play the play. We had thought to play it later.
Cory.Besides, this is the setting for a farce.Our scene requires a wall; we cannot buildA wall of tissue-paper!
Thyr.We cannot actA tragedy with comic properties!
Coth.Try it and see. I think you'll find you can.One wall is like another. And regardingThe matter of your insufficient wood,The important thing is that you speak the lines,And make the gestures. Wherefore I shall remainThroughout, and hold the prompt-book. Are you ready?
Cory.-Thyr.[sorrowfully]. Sir, we are always ready.
Coth.Play the play!
[Corydon and Thyrsis move the table and chairs to one side out of the way, and seat themselves in a half-reclining position on the floor, left of the center of the stage, propped up by crepe paper pillows and bolsters, in place of rocks.]
Thyr.How gently in the silence, Corydon,Our sheep go up the bank. They crop a grassThat's yellow where the sun is out, and blackWhere the clouds drag their shadows.Have you noticedHow steadily, yet with what a slanting eyeThey graze?
Cory.As if they thought of other things.What say you, Thyrsis, do they only questionWhere next to pull?—Or do their far minds draw themThus vaguely north of west and south of east?
Thyr.One cannot say.... The black lamb wears its burdocksAs if they were a garland,—have you noticed?—Purple and white—and drinks the bitten grassAs if it were a wine.
Cory.I've noticed that.What say you, Thyrsis, shall we make a songAbout a lamb that thought himself a shepherd?
Thyr.Why, yes!—that is, why,—no. (I have forgottenMy line.)
Cory.[prompting]. "I know a game worth two of that."
Thyr.Oh, yes.... I know a game worth two of that:Let's gather rocks, and build a wall between us;And say that over there belongs to me,And over here to you!
Cory.Why,—very well.And say you may not come upon my sideUnless I say you may!
Thyr.Nor you on mine!And if you should, 'twould be the worse for you!
[They weave a wall of coloredcrepepaper ribbons from the center front to the center back of the stage, fastening the ends to Columbine's chair in front and to Pierrot's chair in the back.]
Cory.Now there's a wall a man may see across,But not attempt to scale.
Thyr.An excellent wall.
Cory.Come, let us separate, and sit aloneA little while, and lay a plot wherebyWe may outdo each other.
[They seat themselves on opposite sides of the wall.]
Pier.[off stage].Ehé Pierrette!
Colu.[off stage]. My name is Columbine! Leave me alone!
Thyr.[coming up to the wall].Corydon, after all, and in spite of the factI started it myself, I do not like thisSo very much. What is the sense of sayingI do not want you on my side the wall?It is a silly game. I'd much preferMaking the little song you spoke of making,About the lamb, you know, that thought himselfA shepherd!—what do you say?
[Pause.]
Cory.[at wall].(I have forgottenThe line)
Coth.[prompting]. "How do I know this isn't a trick"
Cory.Oh, yes.... How do I know this isn't a trickTo get upon my land?
Thyr.Oh, Corydon,Youknowit's not a trick. I do not likeThe game, that's all. Come over here, or let meCome over there.
Cory.It is a clever trickTo get upon my land.
[Seats himself as before.]
Thyr.Oh, very well! [Seats himself as before] [To himself.] I think I never knew a sillier game.
Cory.[coming to wall].Oh, Thyrsis, just a minute!—all the waterIs on your side the wall, and the sheep are thirsty.I hadn't thought of that.
Thyr.Oh, hadn't you?
Cory.Why, what do you mean?
Thyr.What do I mean?—I meanThat I can play a game as well as you can.And if the pool is on my side, it's onMy side, that's all.
Cory.You mean you'd let the sheepGo thirsty?
Thyr.Well, they're not my sheep. My sheepHave water enough.
Cory.Yoursheep! You are mad, to call them.Yours—mine—they are all one flock! Thyrsis, you can't meanTo keep the water from them, just becauseThey happened to be grazing over hereInstead of over there, when we set the wall up?
Thyr.Oh, can't I?—wait and see!—and if you tryTo lead them over here, you'll wish you hadn't!
Cory.I wonder how it happens all the waterIson your side.... I'll say you had an eye outFor lots of little things, my innocent friend,When I said, "Let us make a song," and you said,"I know a game worth two of that!"
Colu.[off stage].D'you know, I think you must be getting old,Or fat, or something,—stupid, anyway!—Can't you put on some other kind of collar?
Thyr.You know as well as I do, Corydon,I never thought of anything of the kind.Don'tyou?
Cory.Idonot.
Thyr.Don't you?
Cory.Oh, I suppose so.Thyrsis, let's drop this,—what do you say?—it's onlyA game, you know ... we seem to be forgettingIt's only a game ... a pretty serious gameIt's getting to be, when one of us is willingTo let the sheep go thirsty, for the sake of it.
Thyr.I know it, Corydon.
[They reach out their arms to each other across the wall.]
Coth.[prompting]."But how do I know?"
Thyr.Oh, yes.... But how do I know this isn't a trickTo water your sheep, and get the laugh on me?
Cory.You can't know, that's the difficult thing about it,Of course,—you can't be sure. You have to takeMy word for it. And I know just how you feel.But one of us has to take a risk, or else,Why don't you see?—the game goes on forever—It's terrible, when you stop to think of it....Oh, Thyrsis, now for the first time I feelThis wall is actually a wall, a thingCome up between us, shutting me awayFrom you.... I do not know you any more!
Thyr.No, don't say that! Oh, Corydon, I'm willingTo drop it all, if you will! Come on overAnd water your sheep! It is an ugly game.I hate it from the first.... How did it start?
Cory.I do not know.... I do not know.... I thinkI am afraid of you!—you are a stranger!I never set eyes on you before! "Come overAnd water my sheep," indeed!—They'll be more thirstyThen they are now, before I bring them overInto your land, and have you mixing them upWith yours, and calling them yours, and trying to keep them!
[Enter Columbine.]
Colu.[to Cothurnus]. Glummy, I want my hat.
Thyr.Take it, and go.
Colu.Take it and go, indeed! Is it my hat,Or isn't it? Is this my scene, or not?Take it and go! Really, you know, you twoAre awfully funny!
[Exit Columbine.]
Thyr.Corydon, my friend,I'm going to leave you now, and whittle meA pipe, or sing a song, or go to sleep.When you have come to your senses, let me know.
[Goes back to where he has been sitting, lies down and sleeps.]
[Corydon, in going back to where he has been sitting, stumbles over bowl, of colored confetti and colored paperribbons.]
Cory.Why, what is this?—Red stones—and purple stones—And stones stuck full of gold!—The ground is fullOf gold and colored stones!... I'm glad the wallWas up before I found them!—Otherwise,I should have had to share them. As it is,They all belong to me.... Unless—
[He goes to wall and digs up and down the length of it, to see if there are jewels on the other side.]
None here—None here—none here—They all belong to me!
[Sits.]
Thyr.[awakening]. How curious! I thought the little black lambCame up and licked my hair! I saw the woolAbout its neck as plain as anything!It must have been a dream. The little black lambIs on the other side of the wall, I'm sure.
[Goes to wall and looks over. Corydon is seated on the ground, tossing the confetti up into the air and catching it.]
Hello, what's that you've got there, Corydon?
Cory.Jewels.
Thyr.Jewels?—And where did you ever get them?
Cory.Oh, over here.
Thyr.You mean to say you found them,By digging around in the ground for them?
Cory.[unpleasantly].No, Thyrsis.By digging down for water for my sheep.
Thyr.Corydon, come to the wall a minute, will you?I want to talk to you.
Cory.I haven't time.I'm making me a necklace of red stones.
Thyr.I'll give you all the water that you want,For one of those red stones,—if it's a good one.
Cory.Water?—what for?—what do I want of water?
Thyr.Why, for your sheep.
Cory.My sheep?—I'm not a shepherd!
Thyr.Your sheep are dying of thirst.
Cory.Man, haven't I told youI can't be bothered with a few untidyBrown sheep all full of burdocks?—I'm a merchant,That's what I am!—And I set my mind to it,I dare say I could be an emperor![To himself.] Wouldn't I be a fool to spend my timeWatching a flock of sheep go up a hill,When I have these to play with—when I have theseTo think about?—I can't make up my mindWhether to buy a city, and have a thousandBeautiful girls to bathe me, and be happyUntil I die, or build a bridge, and name itThe Bridge of Corydon,—and be rememberedAfter I'm dead.
Thyr.Corydon, come to the wall,Won't you?—I want to tell you something.
Cory.Hush!Be off! Be off! Go finish your nap, I tell you!
Thyr.Corydon, listen: If you don't want your sheep,Give them to me.
Cory.Be off. Go finish your nap.A red one—and a blue one—and a red one—And a purple one—give you my sheep, did you say?—Come, come! What do you take me for, a fool?I've a lot of thinking to do,—and while I'm thinking,The sheep might just as well be over hereAs over there.... A blue one—and a red one—
Thyr.But they will die!
Cory.And a green one—and a coupleOf white ones, for a change.
Thyr.Maybe I haveSome jewels on my side.
Cory.And another green one—Maybe, but I don't think so. You see, this rockIsn't so very wide. It stops beforeIt gets to the wall. It seems to go quite deep,However.
Thyr.[with hatred]. I see.
Colu.[off stage]. Look, Pierrot, there's the moon!
Pier.[off stage]. Nonsense!
Thyr.I see.
Colu.[off stage]. Sing me an old song, Pierrot,—Something I can remember.
Pier.[off stage].Columbine,Your mind is made of crumbs,—like an escallopOf oysters,—first a layer of crumbs, and thenAn oystery taste, and then a layer of crumbs.
Thyr.I find no jewels ... but I wonder whatThe root of this black weed would do to a manIf he should taste it.... I have seen a sheep die,With half the stalk still drooling from its mouth.'Twould be a speedy remedy, I should think,For a festered pride and a feverish ambition.It has a curious root. I think I'll hack itIn little pieces.... First I'll get me a drink;And then I'll hack that root in little piecesAs small as dust, and see what the color isInside. [Goes to bowl on floor.]The pool is very clear. I seeA shepherd standing on the brink, with a red cloakAbout him, and a black weed in his hand....'Tis I. [Kneels and drinks.]
Cory.[Coming to wall]. Hello, what are you doing, Thyrsis?
Thyr.Digging for gold.
Cory.I'll give you all the goldYou want, if you'll give me a bowl of water.If you don't want too much, that is to say.
Thyr.Ho, so you've changed your mind?—It's different,Isn't it, when you want a drink yourself?
Cory.Of course it is.
Thyr.Well, let me see ... a bowlOf water,—come back in an hour, Corydon. I'm busy now.
Cory.Oh, Thyrsis, give me a bowlOf water!—and I'll find the bowl with jewels,And bring it back!
Thyr.Be off, I'm busy now.
[He catches sight of the weed, picks it up and looks at it, unseen by Corydon.]
Wait!—Pick me out the finest stones you have....I'll bring you a drink of water presently.
Cory.[goes back and sits down, with the jewels before him].
A bowl of jewels is a lot of jewels.
Thyr.[chopping up the weed]. I wonder if it has a bitter taste?
Cory.There's sure to be a stone or two among themI have grown fond of, pouring them from one handInto the other.
Thyr.I hope it doesn't tasteToo bitter, just at first.
Cory.A bowl of jewelsIs far too many jewels to give away....And not get back again.
Thyr.I don't believeHe'll notice. He's thirsty. He'll gulp it downAnd never notice.
Cory.There ought to be some wayTo get them back again.... I could give him a necklace,And snatch it back, after I'd drunk the water,I suppose ... why, as for that, of course, anecklace....
[He puts two or three of the colored tapes together and tries their strength by pulling them, after which he puts them around his neck and pulls them, gently, nodding to himself. He gets up and goes to the wall, with the colored tapes in his hands.
Thyrsis in the meantime has poured the powdered root—black confetti—into the pot which contains the flower and filled it up with wine from the punch-bowl on the floor. He comes to the wall at the same time, holding the bowl of poison.]
Thyr.Come and get your bowl of water, Corydon.
Cory.Ah, very good!—and for such a gift as thatI'll give you more than a bowl of unset stones.I'll give you three long necklaces, my friend.Come closer. Here they are. [Puts the ribbons about Thyrsis' neck.]
Thyr.[putting bowl to Corydon's mouth]. I'll hold the bowlUntil you've drunk it all.
Cory.Then hold it steady.For every drop you spill I'll have a stone backOut of this chain.
Thyr.I shall not spill a drop.
[Corydon drinks, meanwhile beginning to strangle Thyrsis.]
Thyr.Don't pull the string so tight.
Cory.You're spilling the water.
Thyr.You've had enough—you've had enough—stop pullingThe string so tight!
Cory.Why, that's not tight at all....How's this?
Thyr.[drops bowl]. You're strangling me! Oh, Corydon!It's only a game!—and you are strangling me!
Cory.It's only a game, is it?—Yet I believeYou've poisoned me in earnest!
[Writhes and pulls the strings tighter, winding them about Thyrsis' neck.]
Thyr.Corydon! [Dies.]
Cory.You've poisoned me in earnest.... I feel so cold....So cold ... this is a very silly game....Why do we play it?—let's not play this gameA minute more ... let's make a little songAbout a lamb.... I'm coming over the wall,No matter what you say,—I want to be near you....
[Groping his way, with arms wide before him, he strides through the frail papers of the wall without knowing it, and continues seeking for the wall straight across the stage.]
Where is the wall?
[Gropes his way back, and stands very near Thyrsis without knowing it; he speaks slowly.]
There isn't any wall,I think.
[Takes a step forward, his foot touches Thyrsis' body, and he falls down beside him.]
Thyrsis, where is your cloak?—just give meA little bit of your cloak!...
[Draws corner of Thyrsis' cloak over his shoulders, falls across Thyrsis' body, and dies.
Cothurnus closes the prompt-book with a bang, arises matter-of-factly, comes down stage, and places the table over the two bodies, drawing down the cover so that they are hidden from any actors on the stage, but visible to the audience, pushing in their feet and hands with his boot. He then turns his back to the audience, and claps his hands twice.]
Coth.Strike the scene!
[Exit Cothurnus. Enter Pierrot and Columbine.]
Pier.Don't puff so, Columbine!
Colu.Lord, what a messThis set is in! If there's one thing I hateAbove everything else,—even more than getting my feet wet—It's clutter!—He might at least have left the sceneThe way he found it.... don't you say so, Pierrot?
[She picks up punch bowl. They arrange chairs as before at ends of table.]
Pier.Well, I don't know. I think it rather divertingThe way it is.
[Yawns, picks up confetti bowl.]
Shall we begin?
Colu.[screams].My God!What's that there under the table?
Pier.It is the bodiesOf the two shepherds from the other play.
Colu.[slowly]. How curious to strangle him like that,With colored paper ribbons!
Pier.Yes, and yetI dare say he is just as dead.
[Pause. Calls Cothurnus.]
Come drag these bodies out of here! We can'tSit down and eat with two dead bodies lyingUnder the table!... The audience wouldn't stand for it!
Coth.[off stage]. What makes you think so?—Pull down the tableclothOn the other play, and hide them from the house,And play the farce. The audience will forget.
Pier.That's so. Give me a hand there, Columbine.
[Pierrot and Columbine pull down the table cover in such a way that the two bodies are hidden from the house, then merrily set their bowls back on the table, draw up their chairs, and begin the play exactly as before, speaking even more rapidly and artificially.]
Colu.Pierrot, a macaroon,—I cannotliveWithout a macaroon!
Pier.My only love,You aresointense!... Is it Tuesday, Columbine?—I'll kiss you if it's Tuesday.
[Curtains begin to close slowly.]
Colu.It is Wednesday,If you must know.... Is this my artichoke,Or yours?
Pier.Ah, Columbine, as if it mattered!Wednesday.... Will it be Tuesday, then to-morrow,By any chance?
[Curtain.]
Copyright, 1915, by Philip Moeller.Copyright, 1916, by Doubleday, Page & Co.All rights reserved.
CHARACTERSHelena,the Queen.Tsumu,a black woman, slave to Helena.Menelaus,the King.Analytikos,the King's librarian.Paris,a shepherd.
Helena's Husbandwas first produced by the Washington Square Players, under the direction of Mr. Moeller, at the Bandbox Theatre, New York, on the night of October 4, 1915, with the following cast: