PAGEJoe and the Geologist(Cumberland)1T’ Reets on’t(Ibid.)7Bobby Banks’s Bodderment(Ibid.)17Wise Wiff(Ibid.)27Lal Dinah Grayson(Ibid.)37Jwohnny, Git oot!(Ibid.)40The Runaway Wedding(Ibid.)43Billy Watson’ Lonning(Ibid.)46Lone and Weary(Ibid.)50T’ Clean Ned o’ Kes’ick(Ibid.)53Ben Wells(Ibid.)57Sannter Bella(Ibid.)60Branthet Neùk Boggle(Ibid.)63Mary Ray and Me(Ibid.)73The Bannasyde Cairns(High Furness.)76Betty Yewdale(Ibid.)82The Skulls of Calgarth(Westmorland.)89Māp’ment(High Furness.)101Oxenfell Dobby(Ibid.)104Meenie Bell(Dumfriesshire.)113A Lockerbye Lyck(Old Scotch.)116The Farmers’ Wives o’ Annandale(Dumfriesshire.)128A Reminiscence of Corrie(Ibid.)131Reminiscences of Lockerbie(Ibid.)143Yan o’ t’ Elect(Cumberland.)151Keàtie Curbison’s Cat(Ibid.)157Joseph Thompson’s Thumb(Ibid.)160Cursty Benn(Ibid.)168Tom Railton’s White Spats(Ibid.)172A Sneck Possett(Ibid.)180Remarks on the Cumberland Dialect183Glossary189