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Title: FreeChildrenStories.com CollectionAuthor: Daniel ErricoRelease date: August 22, 2009 [eBook #29762]Most recently updated: January 5, 2021Language: EnglishCredits: Produced by Al Haines
Title: FreeChildrenStories.com Collection
Author: Daniel Errico
Author: Daniel Errico
Release date: August 22, 2009 [eBook #29762]Most recently updated: January 5, 2021
Language: English
Credits: Produced by Al Haines
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There was once a boy named Nathan Green.He was never rude and never mean.But everyone was scared of him,Nancy, Dennis, Tom and Tim.Nick and Susan, Mike and James,Never let him play their games.He knew why, but didn’t say.His mom said he was born that way.Nathan’s hands aren’t hands at all.They’re bigger than a basketball.They’re covered brown by furry hair,Just like paws on any bear.Nathan hated both his paws.He never used their mighty claws.It’s also hard to make a friendWhen there’s a tail on your rear end.It’s black and white and wags around.When it swats, you hear a sound.His mom said, “Never be ashamed”,But classmates said, “He should be tamed!”He taped his tail down everyday,But still they wouldn’t let him play.“He can’t join; he’ll pop the ball!”So recess wasn’t fun at all.He wished his tail were off his rear.He wished his paws would disappear.But then one day…In class he learned about a creature.“It’s very special,” said his teacher.“Tail of a beaver, bill of a duck,Feet of an otter, just his luck!”“He needs them all to stay alive,They’re each a gift to help him survive.”“What is it?” called out Nathan loudly.“A PLATYPUS!” said teacher proudly.Nathan couldn’t help but smile.All this time, all the while,He had never seen the truth-His paws and tail must have a use!From that day on, he changed his ways.No one’s scared of him these days.His tail is wagging when he sits,His paws are helpful baseball mitts.
Kids love to see him open drinks.They like the splashing, Nathan thinks.His tail, in summer, keeps him cool.His friends crowd round when he’s at school.His newest classmate wants to meet him.Nathan wonders how she’ll treat him.Teacher makes the class grow quiet,“No one speak, don’t even try it.”“There’s someone here you all should meet.This is Martha Hippofeet.”Nathan likes her.
“Billy sits here and Walter up front,And, Walter, I’m watching, so don’t try a stunt.”First day of class, Miss McClaire sets the seats.And she doesn’t know it, but Bob always cheats.He hides in the back till he hears the bell ring.She’s too busy leaving to notice a thing.“I’ll finish this later when we’re all back from eating.We’re not done yet, and remember your seating.”He sneaks and he creeps to her new seating chart.She wrote it in pencil, a very good start!He grabs the eraser and scratches his head,“She’s nuts if she thinks that I’ll sit next to Fred!”He switches with Kathy, next to the door.Class can be fun, but he likes leaving more.“My best friend Sebastian will sit next to me.If we mess around, there’s no way she can see.”“Willy’s with us since he gives me his snack.Richard is smelly-I’ll throw him in back.Sam’s next to Richard for being too tall.Hope is annoying, so she’s by the wall.”“Edgar’s up front with his huge bushy hair.He’ll like his seat ’cause he loves Miss McClaire.Kelly’s behind him, so his head blocks her view.And Jill to her left, that’ll bother her too!”“There’s no switching Walter-she’ll notice a change.Rod’s in the corner. He’s always been strange.Lucas makes jokes so I’ll put him close by,But I’ll move Maryann since he might make her cry.”“Maybe Hope is okay. She can sit on our side.She’s not so annoying on the morning bus ride.Frank can be mean, he should sit in the hall.If not, then it’s either the back or the wall.”“The Hellerman twins go next to each other-It’s written in stone by their father and mother.Well, eating a snack is a little bit silly.Last thing I’ll do is switch Hope with Willy.”Bob hides in the closet, a very tight crunch.They all shuffle in from the afternoon lunch.Miss McClaire tells the class something he can’t believe.He muffles his shouting and bites on his sleeve.All of his work is finally complete,And she tells the class, they can pick their own seats!
Jimmy has a favorite ball. His parents call it his “Jimmy Ball.”Bounce! goes the Jimmy Ball onto the table.Bounce! goes the Jimmy Ball into the pudding.Bounce! goes Jimmy after his ball.Bounce! goes the Pudding Ball into the ice bucket.Bounce! goes the Freezing Ball onto the couch.Bounce! goes Jimmy after his ball.Bounce! goes the Couch Ball hitting the ceiling.Bounce! goes the Ceiling Ball into the water.Bounce! goes Jimmy after his ball.Bounce! goes the Wet Ball up all the stairs.Bounce! goes the Bouncy Ball into his room.Bounce! goes Jimmy after his ball.Bounce! goes the Jimmy Ball onto the bed.Bounce! goes the Sleepy Ball onto his pillow.Bounce! goes Jimmy after his ball.And all night long Jimmy dreamt of bouncing.
Buck just got a new baby brother! Buck’s baby brother might not know it yet, but around here…BUCK’S IN CHARGE!From the moment he wakes up in the morning, Buck’s in charge. He uses his imagination to be in charge of everything he does. Buck has quite an imagination.Commander Buck is standing in front of the bathroom mirror. He sees hundreds standing at attention before him. With one swipe of his hand, they all lay down in place. Do you know what Buck is doing?He’s combing his hair!Head Zoo Keeper Buck is looking down at his bare feet. He’s called in because ten are on the loose, wiggling around like wild animals. Buck covers them up and ties them down. Do you know what he’s doing?He’s putting on socks and shoes!Chief Buck of the Rescue Team sits down at the kitchen table. Dozens are drowning in a sea of white. He scoops them up with just one arm, but none of them are going to make it. Do you know why?Because he’s just eating his cereal!When Buck’s in his room, he’s the Construction Boss.He oversees the building of a skyscraper! Do you know how he does it?He’s playing with building blocks!When it’s getting time for bed, Buck’s the Mayor. He’s sitting in a deep canyon. Mayor Buck orders the dam to be broken, and warm water fills up the entire hole. Do you know what he’s doing now?He’s taking a bath!When Buck is playing with his little baby brother, he’s careful not to play too rough, and he listens to his Mom and Dad. Do you know what Buck’s doing now?He’s being a good brother!Even Buck can’t be in charge all the time.
‘Twas the night before Christmas upon the North Pole.Not a creature was sleeping, not one single soul.All the elves were done working, now cozy in bed,While Christmas Eve jitters danced around in their head.Did they make enough gifts for the good girls and boys?Would the children wake up to find half-broken toys?Then from the shop, they all heard a great BANG!And the high-tech security elf alarm rang.They put on their shoes and ran down in a flashTo make sure some thief wasn’t after their stash.When they turned on the lights, can you guess who appeared?It was jolly St. Nick with his white fuzzy beard.“Santa!” they yelled, “We’re surprised that you’re back.Did your suit rip again? Do you need a new sack?”He said, “Comet is tired, so are Vixen and Prancer,And Cupid is mad at both Blitzen and Dancer.”“Dasher and Donder have just run away-I can’t do my job if they don’t pull my sleigh.”“Go up on the roof and help save Christmas Day!”The elves did just that, without one word to say.But a reindeer dilemma is not what they found,From Cupid to Comet, they were all safe and sound.They saw Christmas trees and stockings galore,And enough milk and cookies, that they’d never need more.With no explanation and without a goodbye,Santa hopped on his sleigh and started to fly.So there they all were, on the roof by themselves,When they noticed a sign that read, “WE LOVE THE ELVES!”And children popped up from behind rows of trees.They were hiding all over, behind tables and wreathes.They circled the elves as they started to cheerSo loudly that elves at the South Pole could hear!And under the tree, which was grandest of all,Presents were waiting, some large and some small,Some wrapped with bows, some with bells that would jingle,But each with a note that was signed by Kris Kringle.All the elves got a gift, and they liked every one.Just a few trades were made before gifting was done.By the end, they were speechless with such gratitude.(And elves always talk, unless chewing their food.)It was time to turn in, for the younger elves’ sake.They’d be working tomorrow (enough of this break).And as he lay down to sleep, filled with holiday spirit,A little elf spoke, but it was quite hard to hear it.He whispered the words with a childish delight,“Merry Christmas to all, and to all a goodnight…”
Everyday nightly, the clouds get together.They all float with ease since they’re light as a feather.They form into shapes, like a man molding clay,And they laugh at each other because that’s how they play.The wind swirls around and it sets them off spinning,While the moon keeps an eye on them, constantly grinning.And the stars start to twinkle and whistle a tune,Which never gets old for the ocean and moon.The waves applaud loudly by crashing the shore,While the trees grow up higher to listen some more.If you wander outside and you look up by chance,You may catch the clouds in the midst of their dance.But you have to be quick because clouds move along,And they float through the sky at the end of the song.They drift all directions, this way and that,The fluffy clouds, droopy clouds, skinny and fat.And when each of them settles in its own patch of sky,They’re sad that it’s over, and some of them cry.A tear from a cloud is not like yours or mine.It falls from the sky in a very straight line.It wets all the grass and it splashes the lakes.And the animals love all the sounds that it makes.We know those tears by their other name-rain.(If you ask me, that word is entirely too plain.)So remember, the next time the clouds cry at night,The dance is now over and it’s time to sleep tight!
There once lived a brave knight who was always saving princesses. One day he rode by a tower with a princess inside and a horrible dragon nearby. The knight charged at the dragon and drove him off. Victorious, he burst through the tower door and found the princess.“I am here to save you!” said the brave knight.“Save me from what?” asked the princess, looking angrily at her broken door.“Why, the horrible dragon that I chased away, of course,” said the brave knight.“That dragon was my pet and there’s nothing horrible about him!” she yelled. “You’d better get him back or you’ll never be a knight again,” she said (and she meant it).The brave knight left right away to find the dragon that he was no longer allowed to call horrible. The dragon was already miles away because dragons fly quickly after a knight charges at them. It took the knight days to find the dragon who was resting in a cave. The brave knight crept up on the beast as he slept.The dragon was having such a wonderful dream that fire came shooting out of his nose. (You see, dragons breathe fire when they are scared and angry, but also when they are very happy.) The fire made the brave knight’s armor extremely hot, so he started removing it until he was wearing only the raggedy clothes underneath. He took his armor and horse outside before waking the dragon.“Excuse me,” said the knight to the dragon.“Mmmrph,” said the dragon. “I’ve been chased from my home by a horrible knight. Leave me alone!”“That’s awful,” said the brave knight, realizing that the dragon did not recognize him, “but maybe it was just a mistake. What if the knight is not so horrible after all?”“He is the most horrible knight ever!” answered the dragon. “I hope I never see him again.”“If you take me to your home, I will talk to him for you and sort all of this out,” said the knight.Before they left, the knight snuck outside, set his armor on the horse, and told it to ride back to the tower. Riding on top of the dragon, it did not take long for the knight to find the princess’s tower.“I don’t see him,” said the knight, “where is the horrible knight?”“I don’t know,” said the dragon.After a few short hours of looking for the knight, they saw a horse who came riding up to them, carrying shiny armor on his back (horses are much faster without knights riding on them).“That is the horse and that is the armor of the horrible knight,” said the dragon.“Oh no,” said the knight, “It looks like he is gone. A knight does not usually leave his horse or take off his armor. But what will become of his kingdom? The townspeople will need a new knight to fight for them.”“You could take over for him!” said the dragon who was now so happy that fire shot out of his nose again.So the knight put on the armor, and it fit extremely well. He hopped on the horse and rode it perfectly. The dragon was very impressed. With the pet dragon now safely home, the brave knight went inside to tell the princess the good news.“That’s fantastic!” said the princess, “Now you have time to fix that door that you broke.”As the brave knight fixed the tower door, the dragon watched him and laid down for a nap. The dragon felt much better knowing that despite the same armor, this new knight was not so horrible.
Who washes the dishes, inside the dishwasher?It can’t be the work of the furry mish-mosher
You might think they’re cleaned by a set of scrub-tubbersOr even a pair of guck blasting dirt clubbersI assure you, my friends, that this isn’t the caseCreatures like those don’t belong in this placeThe truth is more simple, without clubbing troublesIt’s a traveling crew of tiny blue bubblesThe dishwashing bubbles are famously famousAs you probably know, so no need to explain thisAt first a few bubbles go collect the detergentThey spread it around, in a manner most urgentThe smart bubbles talk and they formulate plansWhile younger ones scour the pots and the pansDJ Bubbles is always in charge of the tunesAs they dance down the forks and then dance up the spoonsParachute Bubbles drop down from aboveAnd they ski down the plates to help give them a scrubThen out comes the water from every directionBut not from up top, that’s the only exceptionWhen the warm water sprays, if you’re not very choosyThe teacups get filled and they make a jacuzziSome bubbles swim round, in the pool at the bottomWhere goggles are best for your eyes if you got ‘emThe talented bubbles put on soap-sudsy skatesAnd they fly down the bowls to jump over the platesEvery once in a while there’s a new kind of messAnd only a master of dishwash-i-nessCould possibly clean such a strange gucky muckAnd no everyday bubble would have any luckThat’s when they call in the world’s greatest cleanerShe’s a little pink bubble, as you know if you’ve seen her.She studies the stain and she tests out the dirtShe doesn’t use water, not even a squirtBefore you can blink she has cleaned it all upIt’s not on the pots, or the forks, or the cupsShe cleans the whole place, in a short little whileShe can’t help herself, it is kind of her style
And then comes the part that the bubbles like leastWhen the dishes are clean for their next messy feastAnd the water shuts off and the steam starts to fadeAnd the bubbles slide off in a farewell paradeSoon they’ll be needed to scrub up more foodAnd more dirty dishes will lighten their mood
Back in the days before the days, the sun and the moon were always in the sky. There was no nighttime, and there was no daytime. The sun and moon were quite content in the sky together.After a while, the animals called to the sun and the moon and asked them to come listen for a moment. The Moon came swooping down and was followed by the sun.“We do not know when to start sleeping,” said the elephant to the moon, “because you are always so full in the sky.”“And we do not know when to wake,” said the zebra to the sun, “because you are always out and never rising.”All but the sleepy-headed dulfly were there to complain. The sleepy-headed dulfly looked like a firefly, but he did not glow in anyway like you are used to. His body was dark and dull and all together boring.The sun, because he was always a little brighter than the moon, thought hard about what to do. “I will stay in the sky half of the time,” said the sun,” and the moon will stay in the sky when I am not so that you may know when to sleep. But one of you will have to signal when it is time for us to switch, for that is how these things are done, and otherwise we will not know.”“It cannot be me,” said the lion, “I am far too busy tending to the plains.”“It cannot be me,” said the monkey, “I am far too busy picking fruit from the trees.”One by one, all the animals explained why they could not possibly be the one to help the moon and the sun. One by one, until only the sleepy-headed dulfly remained.“Wake up dulfly!” yelled the sun.“Why do you bother me?” asked the sleepy-headed dulfly.The sun replied, “My friend the moon and I must part ways, and this makes me sad. But it is the only way that the animals can sleep well. So once a day you will signal me to rise, and the moon will know that it is time to fall, and we will call it dawn. And once more you signal the moon to rise, and I will know that it is time for me to set, and we will call it dusk.”“I couldn’t possibly!“ said the sleepy-headed dulfly, “How could I signal someone as large as you, when I am so small. You will not be able to see me!”The sun breathed in slowly and then sent a burst of light right into the dulfly’s behind where it stayed glowing brightly.“Owwwwwww!” screamed the sleepy-headed dulfly who was now very frightened of the sun.The sun commanded him in a loud voice, “You will fly around and flash the light in your behind at dusk and dawn, and the moon and I will know that it is time to switch. The rest of the time you may sleep.”Ever since that day, the sleepy-headed dulfly has been known as the firefly, and the sun and the moon have risen and set without fail because he does his job well.And so, if you are outside at dawn or dusk and you happen to catch a firefly, you must be sure to let him go because even though he is small, it is he who decides when the sun rises and sets.
Sammy and haircuts didn’t get along. “I don’t need a haircut!” he would always argue. One day Sammy got his worst haircut yet. After that, he decided he would never get another haircut again.For a while he loved his long hair. It grew past his eyes, and he liked how it blew in every direction when it was windy outside. It grew past his nose, and he liked how it moved when he shook his head around. It grew past his chin, and he didn’t miss the barber at all.But as his hair got longer, some things got harder. It was harder for Sammy to see since the hair covered his eyes. He ate two stacks of napkins before he realized they weren’t pancakes.It was also harder for Sammy to wash his hair since it was so long. In the shower, he found two potato chips and a paper clip stuck in his hair. It was even harder for Sammy to wear hats. His baseball cap couldn’t possibly fit on a head with so much hair.His hair grew past his shoulders, and Sammy didn’t know what to do with it. It grew past his belly button, and Sammy wasn’t enjoying his long hair as much as he used to. It grew past his feet, and Sammy kept tripping over it. Sammy was not so happy with his long hair anymore.Finally, one morning his parents had enough, so they marched up to his room to take him to the barber. But by that time his hair had filled up the entire room, and it was still growing!Sammy squeezed out the front door, and his hair followed behind. He sat in the backseat of the car, and his hair dragged behind him. His parents sat him in the barber chair, and his hair filled up the entire shop!
When the haircut was over Sammy felt great. When he looked in the mirror he decided that maybe he was wrong about haircuts.Everyone was happy… except for the barber who spent the next three days cleaning up all the hair he had cut.
I’ve decided I’m moving, I’m running away.I’m bored of this room, and I’d rather not stay.The best place to live for a girl such as meIs in space with no rules and no gravity.My cat Bill and I will need astronaut suits.Our feet should be fine if we take some snow boots.We’ll wear yellow gloves that you use to wash dishes,Since dad doesn’t use them, like mom says she wishes.For my helmet, I’m going to bring a fishbowl.My goldfish won’t mind since Bill swallowed them whole.For the rest, I have found us some trash bags to wear.With our shiny new suits, we will be quite the pair!The spaceship dilemma is easy to fix.I built one last summer, you know, just for kicks.Space is enormous- you can fly all around.I bet I’ll see planets that nobody’s found!As for Space Monsters, I am not that afraid.A monster’s a friend that you haven’t yet made.First thing I’ll do is go looking for Saturn.I can fly through its rings in my zag and zig pattern.Next I’ll go zipping by Venus and Mars.It’s nice because spaceships are faster than cars.Bill thinks that on Neptune there are birds everywhere.I think he’ll be mad if we don’t stop by there.Mercury seems like a great place to tan,But it might be too hot if I don’t pack a fan.When I’m hungry I’ll munch on some Jupiter fruit.I hope that the juice doesn’t drip on my suit.On Uranus I’ll put on a wonderful play.The whole solar system can come, if they pay.It’s freezing on Pluto, especially at night,But it’s famous for hosting the best snowball fight.Eventually I will fly back to the Earth.It’s really quite beautiful, for what it’s worth.I guess there’s no rush to explore space just yet.There are creatures down here that I still haven’t met.I can’t help but dream about all that’s in space.But for now I’ll enjoy what is here in this place.
Jerry woke up on Monday. He grabbed a box he was keeping under his bed. When he came downstairs, his parents asked him what was inside. “Something really fun,” he said, but nothing more.Jerry walked to his bus stop with the box in his hands. Everybody at the bus stop asked him what was in it. “It’s very important,” he said, but nothing more.When he got to school, the teacher asked him what was in his box.“It’s a secret,” he said, but nothing more. At lunch his friends all crowded around and asked him to open it. “I can’t-it’s a gift,” he said, but nothing more.The box sat with him all day, and no one in class could think about anything else. His teacher didn’t let Jerry know, but she was curious too. She decided to send him to the principal for disturbing the class, hoping to get an answer. The principal asked Jerry what he was keeping in the box and if it was dangerous. “It’s not for you,” he said, but nothing more.Jerry went back to class and sat down. The entire class was watching as he handed the teacher a note from the principal. “Well, if it’s a gift, Jerry, I suggest you deliver it now.” Jerry turned around and faced the class. He walked down the aisle and stopped at the desk of Oscar.Oscar’s eyes lit up. Nobody paid attention to Oscar. Nobody talked to Oscar. And nobody had ever stopped at Oscar’s desk, until now. Jerry handed him the box, with a new note tucked inside. Oscar read the note. “Dear Oscar, This is my box. Enjoy. P.S. It works better if you don’t open it!”On Tuesday, nobody had more people at his desk than Oscar.
Martin was hot as he sat by the shore.They’d come for the ocean, but he liked the sand more.“The water is fine, come on in!” said his dad.But the waves looked so big, that idea sounded bad.His mother insisted, “You should go in.”No point in fighting- his mother would win.She covered his face up with strong suntan lotion,Then they walked down to the edge of the ocean.His pinky toe was first to enter,Then the big toe, front and center.An hour later he was up to his knee,And he was turned round, so he didn’t see…A monstrous wave came up from behind,It knocked off his suit (which was quite hard to find).The wave knocked him down, and he cried for a while.It was half a day later before he could smile.“I’ll never go back, not ever!” he said.“I’ll stay in my room, under covers in bed.”Martin was happy, that he’d arrived home,But that wave was special: it knew how to roam.The wave was now hiding behind his oak tree.When it peaked out at him, Martin could see.He ran inside quickly and slammed his front door.What would a wave want to follow him for?The wave didn’t leave- it was always around.He could tell where it was by the swoosh-swooshing sound.He heard it at dinner while eating some rice,But no one else could, he even asked twice!The wave followed close on his way back from school.When someone was coming, it hid in a pool.It was waiting outside while Martin was playing,Pretending to be water that the sprinkler was spraying.By the end of the week, Martin was through.He needed it gone, and he knew what to do.He went to the ocean, on the very next day.He turned to the wave and had something to say.“I’m sick of you wave, now get back in there,”Being scared of this wave was too hard to bear.He jumped in the water, the wave jumped in too,“Let’s settle this now, just me and you!”The wave came up fast, but Martin was brave,He was no longer scared of this meddlesome wave.With both arms stretched out, he rode the wave back.It seemed that with swimming, he had a knack.For the rest of day, Martin had fun,With the water, the waves, the sand and the sun.The wave didn’t scare him, once he gave it a try,And when he left the water, he waved it goodbye.
Microbug Tug is small. He’s smaller than a peanut. He’s even smaller than a crumb!
MicroBug Tug wants to go on a vacation, and he’s visiting the human body. The problem is, he doesn’t know his way around too well, and he gets lost very easily.
Can you help him figure out where he is?
Tug is in a deep cave. He’s surrounded by two rows of white stumps, one row on top and one row on bottom. It looks like there’s some food caught between two of them. Do you know where he is?
He’s in the Mouth!
Well, that’s not where he wants to be- he might get eaten! He moves on and now he’s crawled inside a funny looking shape. Every sound is louder inside. He can hear an echo as the sound bounces around and hits a “drum.” Do you know where he is?
He’s in the ear!
Tug can’t enjoy his vacation with all that racket. He climbs up further until he’s surrounded by tall stalks everywhere. There are thousands of them all next to each other and when a wind comes, they get blown all around. Do you know where he is?He’s in the hair!
Tug sees something coming towards the hair and hops on when it gets there. Now there are five things he’s never seen before next to him. Four of them are longer, and one of them is shorter. Each of them has a hard plate on the tip of it. Sometimes they point, sometimes they wiggle, and sometimes they get together and snap! Do you know where Tug is?He’s on the hand!
Gosh, there’s way too much excitement on the hand, so Tug hops off when the hand starts scratching another part of the body. Now he’s looking into two tunnels and air is coming in and out of each of them. Tug notices that he’s close to the mouth again. It looks like there are some short hairs inside, but he doesn’t want to get any closer. Do you know where he is now?
He’s in the nose!
All of a sudden there is a SNEEZE! Tug is thrown in the air until he falls into a bowl shaped hole. He crawls to the top, but there’s nothing close by. It’s like he’s in the middle of nowhere, or maybe it’s the middle of the human body? Do you know where he is?
He’s in the belly button!
Wow, you really know the human body! Tug would be lost without you, but he has had it with this vacation. The human body is not for him, so he grabs his bag and hops off.
Thanks for helping!
When I woke, my feet were clean,Spotless with a sparkling sheen.First things first, I put on socks,Then my shoes to walk on rocks.Shoes are great for tricky jumpsOver puddles, logs, or stumps.Once I laid them on the floor,Off I went, out the door.Just before I reached the grass,Down came raindrops falling fast.They weren’t cold, I didn’t mind.Warm rain is my favorite kind.Hitting dirt, it mished and moshed.Pretty soon it splished and sploshed.The ground was wet and getting wetter.Dirt is nice, but mud is better.‘Cause nothing ever will competeWith hopping round on muddy feet.I like grass between my toesEven though it stains my clothes.I like sand from on the beach.It gets in places hard to reach.With leaves, I like them by the pile.Never fails to make me smile.But nothing’s even half as sweetAs hopping round with muddy feet.
So that is why my shoes came offAnd that is why I caught a cough.All stuffed up and feeling ill,I wonder if my mother willClean the dirt that’s on my sheetFrom laying here with muddy feet.
Don’t get me wrong, I think my dog is the greatest, but it just so happens that he’s not from this planet.My parents are part-time astronauts, and one weekend they took a trip to Neptune (they love it in the summer). Sometimes when they go to outer space, they bring me back space rocks or plants from Mars or my favorite dish, Pluto pancakes, but not this time…When they arrived home from Neptune (after they parked their space ship in the garage), they had a big cage with them. I had never seen a creature like what was inside, so I named it after the first thing it ate: a shoe.They said that Shoe was the smartest dog on Neptune. He could play dead, roll over, shuffle cards, cook, and use a computer. BUT, since I don’t speak Neptunian, I couldn’t get him to do any of those things, and I had to start teaching him all over again.I think that on Neptune dogs must eat human food because Shoe likes to eat what I’m eating, but he hates his earthly dog food. He’s a lot faster than any of the earth dogs in the neighborhood. He can beat any of them in a race, but he never rubs it in, because all Neptunians are good sports.I think dogs and squirrels are sworn enemies on Neptune because Shoe is always barking at them. Also, I think that on Neptune, dog bowls are shaped like toilets because Shoe loves drinking from ours.Shoe can eat more food than ANYONE on earth ever could. I know this for certain because my uncle can eat the most food in the entire world, and Shoe eats more than he does for a snack.I think that Neptune is as good a place as any to come from, and I’m glad Shoe is from there. I wouldn’t change a single thing about him.Next weekend my mom and dad are going to Saturn for a barbeque. Shoe and I are both hoping that they don’t bring back a cat.
When I go to bed, I just lay down my headOn a bed goes my head, when I lay down for bedIn a room sits my bed, with four legs on the floorOn a bed in a room with a floor and a doorA door with a lock to a house that’s my homeA home with a door to the street where I roamA bed in a room in a house on my streetIn a house with a floor for my bed where I sleepA room in my house in a town, on my blockIn my town at my house is the door with a lockOn my street, here on the Earth, in the center of townOn top of the Earth that is spinning us roundOn the Earth in my house with four legs on the floorOn my bed, in our galaxy, with a front doorIn the Milky Way galaxy, down on my blockIn the house with four legs, and a door with a lockOn the Earth, in the Universe, I lay my headOn a street in my town with a room and a bedAnd somewhere out there is your very own streetIn a room with a floor and a bed with four feet
Neon is better than everyone at video games.He has a game where you can race the fastest cars in the world. No one is faster than Neon. He has a game where you can play football. No one can tackle Neon.He has a game where you can battle monsters. The monsters run away when they see Neon coming. He has a game where you can catch fish. Neon catches fish bigger than the boat.Sometimes Neon plays his with brother Greg. Neon always wins. They play a game where you fly planes to see who’s a better pilot. Neon flies circles around Greg. Neon’s so good that none of his friends want to play him. They go outside instead. Sometimes Neon wishes he were outside playing with his friends.One Monday, Neon gets a new video game. He plays it all day Tuesday and sleeps with the remote in his hand. He beats it on Wednesday. He is so excited that he goes outside to tell his friends during their soccer game.He is going to ask them “Have you ever beaten a game in three days?” He’s sure they will say “No,” and then he will tell them that he did something they have never done. “Wait till the game’s over,” they say.So he waits. And waits. And waits. “Can I play,” he asks, and they say, “Yes.” Neon has never played soccer before, but he actually likes it. He’s not the best player on the field, but that’s okay and nobody makes him feel bad about it. After the game he is very tired, but he’s glad that he played.“What did you want to ask us?” they say. “Can we play again tomorrow?” he asks. Now Neon is better at real soccer than he is at video game soccer.
By an African river known as the Nile,The sun fell away and it rested a while.
The rhinos were tired from the smoldering heat,So they laid down to sleep and they wiped off their feet.
The elephants marched to their elephant bedsAnd gently they rested their elephant heads.
But the hippos were bathing in the shallowest pools,Thinking the rhinos and elephants fools.
Slowly the hippos sank into the river,The water so cold that it gave them a shiver.
(Hippos can’t swim, despite what you may think.Since they also can’t float, they could easily sink.)
They dove underwater to the soft river bed,Onto darkish green plants with a smidgen of red.
They strolled on the bottom, then bounced up for air,And they did it for hours, without any care.
The fish followed closely, weaving in, weaving out,Swimming under their bellies, and up to their snouts.
And then, one by one, hippos headed for shoreTo feed on the grass by the river once more.
They dried off their bodies by shaking and stompingAnd took bites of grass, chewing and chomping.
With the night fading fast, they were full from the feast,As the sun returned back, rising up from the east.
The hippos crept off to collapse for the dayWhile the rhinos and elephants got up to play.
Enjoying the warmth of the sun and its light,Never knowing the story of hippos at night.
When Taylor was a baby, he wiggled his toes.When Taylor could walk, he jiggled his hips.When Taylor got bigger, he started to dance.Taylor danced anywhere, everywhere, and no one knew why.On the way to school, he tap-danced.On the way back, he shimmied and shook.Getting clean in the tub, on top of his bed,And out in the yard, Taylor danced.One night his father had finally had enough.“No dancing at the dinner table!” he shouted.But it didn’t stop there.“No dancing in the car!” he yelled the next morning.“No dancing in the store!” he hollered that weekend.Until one day he said it: “NO DANCING AT ALL!”But even if he wanted to, Taylor just couldn’t stop.So when Taylor was in school, he tapped his fingers.When Taylor was in bed, he hummed to himself.And when Taylor was alone, he danced.It was hard to find places to dance all alone.He tried the garage, but the car made it crowded.He tried the closet, but his clothes kept on falling.Finally he tried the basement.And that’s where he found a small, dusty, crusty piano.He tapped his fingers on the keys and hummed a tune.Then the tapping turned into playing, and the humming turnedinto singing, and the noise turned into beautiful music.Everyday, he played his song.Taylor had never been so happy.But one day his parents came looking for him.“What are you doing down there?” yelled his father.Without waiting for an answer, they marched down to see.“I’m playing my song,” Taylor replied. “The one I dance to.”He was scared and nervous as he started to play for them.But as he did, something began to happen.His father started to jiggle his toes.His mother started to wiggle her hips.They were moving and shaking and didn’t know why.And then, they danced.They danced around the room.They danced down the hall.And they most definitely danced at the dinner table!
Far below the ocean waves, a gnarble laid in bed,All night long his gnarble dreams kept swimming in his head.He dreamt a dream of swimming up to see the sky above,Lit up by the sun in colors he just knew he’d love.But gnarbles never swum that high, their fins were much too small,Their tails were thin and floppy, which didn’t help at all.
This gnarble liked his fins and had no problem with his tail,So when he woke he knew that he just couldn’t, wouldn’t fail.“I’m swimming up above the waves to see the sky of blue;I’ve never seen it even once, and now it’s time I do.”But the other gnarbles warned him that he shouldn’t swim so high,As did the blyfish family that always swam close by.
“No gnarble’s ever swam that high, it simply isn’t done,A blyfish might just make the trip, but we know you’re not one.”“Gnarbles don’t have flappers like all us blyfish do,You don’t even have koggers like the swimming gungaloo.”But the gnarble didn’t listen and he left his friends behind.No silly blyfish family could ever change his mind.He swam up past the boulders made of spongy gishy-gosh,And flew right by the herd of floating feeding fipple-fosh.
His fins were getting tired but he knew he couldn’t stop,So he kept swimming faster, trying hard to reach the top.Just then a hungry warckel blocked the gnarble with his fin.He grabbed him by his tail and brought him right up to his chin.“I’ve never had a gnarble, this would be a tasty treat,But you’re much too thin and tiny for big old me to eat.”So the gnarble just kept swimming, and didn’t dare to stop,Until he heard the sound of a great big bubble POP!He turned around to see that he was in a bit of trouble.The sound he heard was that of a silver subbalubble.
The gnarble tried to hide somewhere that he could safely stay,But the subbalubble saw him and was headed right his way.“Oh Mister Subbalubble, please don’t eat me up for lunch,I’ll bring a yummy plant instead, for you to sit and munch?”
“I’ve never seen a gnarble try to swim this high before.What is it, little fishy, that you’re up here looking for?”“If I could see the sky just once, I’d be a happy fish.To do one flip above the waves would be my only wish.”
“Well sorry silly gnarble, but I cannot let you go.It’s subbalubble dinner time- you should’ve stayed below.”
The gnarble cowered back in fear and shook from fin to fin,But then he saw a school of fish called shiny glimmy glin.The glimmy glin swam right past the subbalubble’s face,And the gnarble grabbed a glimmy fin and quickly left that place.The gnarble swam up higher still, until he saw some light.He knew it had to be the sun and, Oh was it a sight!Closely by a plink was sleeping, lying on his back.He rubbed his giant belly as he dreamed about a snack.The gnarble smiled happily and set his fins a swimmingBut he didn’t see the plink wake up, for he was busy grinning.The gnarble almost made it to the surface of the sea,But the plink chomped down and swallowed him as if he were a pea.The gnarble sat inside the plink and started softly crying.He’d never make it out, so was there any point in trying?
But the Gnarble knew he’d come too close to quit and give up now,“There must be someway out of here. There’s got to be somehow.”So the gnarble swam around inside, trying very hard to think,And while he did, his floppy tail was tickling the plink.
The plink was very ticklish and he couldn’t hold it in.He tried to cover up his laugh with his giant plinkish fin.But his mouth was open long enough for the gnarble to swim free,He swam so fast the hungry plink did not have time to see.Far above the ocean floor, above the gnarbles’ homes,Above the blyfish families and dancing water-gnomes,Above the swimming gungaloo and slimy dundledun,A gnarble flipped above the waves and smiled at the sun.
My name is Tyler, King of burping,Champion of stomach chirping.No one else can belch like me-A mouth explosion symphony.When I start a burping session,It sounds just like a bear impression.Sometimes I can shake the roomWith my burping bellow boom.I’m famous for my great technique,But, mind you, it’s not for the meek.Some tips when burping for a crowd,To help your belch be extra loud:Arch your back for full projection.Cover up for their protection.Throw some soda down the hatchFor burping volume none can match.But most important, don’t forgetThe golden rule of etiquette.In terms of manners, I’m not choosyBut always, always say “Excuse me.”
Philip had trouble holding onto things. His parents were always getting angry with him for losing his clothes, or his toys, or his homework. They didn’t realize that it really wasn’t Philip’s fault- his things actually liked to run away from him!When Philip was two, his blanket grew legs and ran out of the house. His mother and father weren’t very happy. They thought that it was his fault.When Philip was three, he loved playing with his toy airplane. One day it flew right off the shelf and out the window, all by itself. Somehow Philip got blamed again. “You need to learn how to take better care of your toys,” his parents said.A year later Philip had 12 pairs of socks run away from him! Obviously they were smart and had planned their escape well because Philip never figured out how they did it. When his mother went to buy him more socks, she asked what kind he wanted. “The kind of socks that can’t climb out of a sock drawer,” he said. She thought he was joking.Whenever Philip did his homework, he had to hold the paper down. If he let it go for one second, it would run off the desk and try to go outside by sliding under the front door. If you thought Philip’s parents didn’t like his explanations, you should have seen his teacher’s reaction!One day Philip’s mom bought him a brand new ruler for him to bring to school. “Everyone will need a ruler tomorrow,” his teacher had said. His mother was very clear that Philip had better not lose the ruler.Philip took extra care to make sure that the ruler didn’t run away. He took a string and tied one end around the ruler and the other end around his dresser. All night long he kept one eye on the ruler, even as he was falling asleep.Philip thought he had outsmarted the ruler, but he was wrong. It grew arms and legs and ran straight for the door. The string stopped it from getting out, but Philip had fallen asleep and didn’t notice. The ruler used its hands to untie the string and crept out the door, trying not to wake Philip up.Because the ruler was so tall and thin, it had trouble keeping its balance on the stairs and it fell down, hitting every single step on the way. The noise was loud enough to wake Philip up. He chased the ruler all through the house.The ruler ran through the dining room, and Philip followed after. It ran through the kitchen and then straight out the front door. Philip caught it right before it reached the sidewalk.“Gotcha!” he said. And just like that, the ruler stopped trying to run away. Philip put it on the ground and it happily walked right back up to his room. Philip finally understood why the ruler was running way- it was playing a game! It just wanted to have some fun.After that, Philip found a way to keep his toys entertained without having them run away. His parents never yelled at him for losing things anymore. But occasionally they would see him playing board games against a ruler…
Prescott Hawthorne talks to birds.Amidst their chirping he hears words.They tap his window all day long,To sit and joke or crow a song.His cat Melinda watches, waiting,All the while, contemplating.She would like some feathered snacks,And when he leaves, the cat attacks!She shuts the window, birds inside.They fly in panic, some collide.Melinda chases everyone.They’re all scared, but she has fun.The brave woodpecker bites her ears.Prescott hears the roaring cheers.He races back and starts to holler,“Stop it Mel,” and grabs her collar.She hides a crow between her claws,Too tight to hear the “caw cah caw’s”.The hummingbird, who saw it happen,Flies to Prescott, wings a flappin’.“She’s got my friend, please help him out.”They knew he would, they had no doubt.“Okay Mel, I’ll make a deal.Let him go, you’ll get a meal.”Prescott waits, Melinda chooses,Shakes her head and still refuses.“Fine,” he says, “I’m sorry Mel,but if you don’t, I swear I’ll tell.”“I’ll go tell mom you ate her pie.I’ll go tell dad you chewed his tie.All the other cats will knowyour secrets till you let him go.”The birds gave Prescott loud applauseAs Mel released him from her claws.The crow said, “How did you do that?You talk to birds, but she’s a cat?”“All the creatures large or small,I can understand them all.”“Sometimes they just ask for food,And other times they’ll be quite rude.But always as I pass them by,They tell me how they want to fly!”
Simon found a four-leaf clover.He was proud of himself until Barry walked by.“I found a five-leaf clover once,” said Barry.
Simon got an A on his homework.He was proud of himself until Barry talked to him.“I get A+’s all the time,” said Barry.
Simon learned how to ride a bike.He was proud of himself until Barry stopped by.“I can ride my bike backwards,” said Barry.
Simon got his first allowance ever from his parents.He was proud of himself until Barry saw him.“I get so much allowance that I give my dad an allowance now,” said Barry.
Simon got the lead in his school play.He was proud of himself until Barry found out.“They wrote a play about me once, called “Barry is Amazing,” said Barry.“They’re working on a sequel now,” he added.
On his birthday, Simon’s parents threw him a wonderful party.He was proud of his party until he realized Barry was there.“My party had twice as many people and five times as much cake!” said Barry.
By then, Simon was sick and tired of Barry ruining his moods. Also, he was sure that five times as much cake would be way too much for any party.
Simon’s parents came outside and brought him a huge present. It was a dog with big floppy ears inside of a cage, and it was the best present he had ever gotten!
Barry opened his mouth to speak, but Simon interrupted.
“I don’t care if you’ve had a better present, or if you own a bigger dog, or if you have the greatest pet ever. This is my dog, and I wouldn’t trade him for anything,” said Simon.
Simon played with his dog outside on his lawn.He was proud of all the tricks that his dog could do, especially when Barry walked by.