ANAXARETE.
IN Cyprus dwelt Anaxarete,A maiden famous for her beauty,With disposition far from sweet,Who looked on flirting as a duty.’Tis said she scarcely would despiseAt slaves and such to roll her eyes,’Till most the men of Cyprus wereIn love, or half in love with her.Young Iphis was a worthy ladAnd born of parents poor but proud;He was a credit to his dad,Until one day while in a crowdHe chanced a college chum to meetOut walking with Anaxarete;And when she rolled her lovely eyesPoor Iphis gasped in glad surprise.One glance, and Iphis was her slave,All other interests he forgot;Forgot to eat, forgot to shave,And wrote in rhyme a deal of rotTo prove his heart was at the feetOf stony-cold Anaxarete;Who met his protests and his tearsWith cutting jests and crushing sneers.For Ana, as do all coquettes,So soon grew aweary of his wooing,And Iphis took to cigarettes,But still she answered “Nothing doing!”And added—insult ne’er forgotten!She thought his poetry was rotten;And finally to fix his placeShe slammed the door in Iphis’ face.When Iphis saw that all was past,And knew that he could call no more,He took a rope and made it fastAnd hanged himself before her door.And, when his funeral passed her place,She thought to mock his pallid face;But Venus, leaning from her throne,Had seen, and turned the maid to stone.At Salamis, her statue stillPoints to the Moral of this tale—That any maid who flirts to killIs really quite beyond the pale.And as for lovers; let me sayIf she is bored, just go away;No gentleman, and this I know,Will hang about when he’sde trop!
IN Cyprus dwelt Anaxarete,A maiden famous for her beauty,With disposition far from sweet,Who looked on flirting as a duty.’Tis said she scarcely would despiseAt slaves and such to roll her eyes,’Till most the men of Cyprus wereIn love, or half in love with her.Young Iphis was a worthy ladAnd born of parents poor but proud;He was a credit to his dad,Until one day while in a crowdHe chanced a college chum to meetOut walking with Anaxarete;And when she rolled her lovely eyesPoor Iphis gasped in glad surprise.One glance, and Iphis was her slave,All other interests he forgot;Forgot to eat, forgot to shave,And wrote in rhyme a deal of rotTo prove his heart was at the feetOf stony-cold Anaxarete;Who met his protests and his tearsWith cutting jests and crushing sneers.For Ana, as do all coquettes,So soon grew aweary of his wooing,And Iphis took to cigarettes,But still she answered “Nothing doing!”And added—insult ne’er forgotten!She thought his poetry was rotten;And finally to fix his placeShe slammed the door in Iphis’ face.When Iphis saw that all was past,And knew that he could call no more,He took a rope and made it fastAnd hanged himself before her door.And, when his funeral passed her place,She thought to mock his pallid face;But Venus, leaning from her throne,Had seen, and turned the maid to stone.At Salamis, her statue stillPoints to the Moral of this tale—That any maid who flirts to killIs really quite beyond the pale.And as for lovers; let me sayIf she is bored, just go away;No gentleman, and this I know,Will hang about when he’sde trop!
IN Cyprus dwelt Anaxarete,A maiden famous for her beauty,With disposition far from sweet,Who looked on flirting as a duty.’Tis said she scarcely would despiseAt slaves and such to roll her eyes,’Till most the men of Cyprus wereIn love, or half in love with her.
IN Cyprus dwelt Anaxarete,
A maiden famous for her beauty,
With disposition far from sweet,
Who looked on flirting as a duty.
’Tis said she scarcely would despise
At slaves and such to roll her eyes,
’Till most the men of Cyprus were
In love, or half in love with her.
Young Iphis was a worthy ladAnd born of parents poor but proud;He was a credit to his dad,Until one day while in a crowdHe chanced a college chum to meetOut walking with Anaxarete;And when she rolled her lovely eyesPoor Iphis gasped in glad surprise.
Young Iphis was a worthy lad
And born of parents poor but proud;
He was a credit to his dad,
Until one day while in a crowd
He chanced a college chum to meet
Out walking with Anaxarete;
And when she rolled her lovely eyes
Poor Iphis gasped in glad surprise.
One glance, and Iphis was her slave,All other interests he forgot;Forgot to eat, forgot to shave,And wrote in rhyme a deal of rotTo prove his heart was at the feetOf stony-cold Anaxarete;Who met his protests and his tearsWith cutting jests and crushing sneers.
One glance, and Iphis was her slave,
All other interests he forgot;
Forgot to eat, forgot to shave,
And wrote in rhyme a deal of rot
To prove his heart was at the feet
Of stony-cold Anaxarete;
Who met his protests and his tears
With cutting jests and crushing sneers.
For Ana, as do all coquettes,So soon grew aweary of his wooing,And Iphis took to cigarettes,But still she answered “Nothing doing!”And added—insult ne’er forgotten!She thought his poetry was rotten;And finally to fix his placeShe slammed the door in Iphis’ face.
For Ana, as do all coquettes,
So soon grew aweary of his wooing,
And Iphis took to cigarettes,
But still she answered “Nothing doing!”
And added—insult ne’er forgotten!
She thought his poetry was rotten;
And finally to fix his place
She slammed the door in Iphis’ face.
When Iphis saw that all was past,And knew that he could call no more,He took a rope and made it fastAnd hanged himself before her door.And, when his funeral passed her place,She thought to mock his pallid face;But Venus, leaning from her throne,Had seen, and turned the maid to stone.
When Iphis saw that all was past,
And knew that he could call no more,
He took a rope and made it fast
And hanged himself before her door.
And, when his funeral passed her place,
She thought to mock his pallid face;
But Venus, leaning from her throne,
Had seen, and turned the maid to stone.
At Salamis, her statue stillPoints to the Moral of this tale—That any maid who flirts to killIs really quite beyond the pale.And as for lovers; let me sayIf she is bored, just go away;No gentleman, and this I know,Will hang about when he’sde trop!
At Salamis, her statue still
Points to the Moral of this tale—
That any maid who flirts to kill
Is really quite beyond the pale.
And as for lovers; let me say
If she is bored, just go away;
No gentleman, and this I know,
Will hang about when he’sde trop!