PETSAlmost every Goop forgetsWhen it's time to feed his pets,'Cause his memory fails;Listen to his wails!He is often scratched or bittenBy the puppy or the kitten,'Cause he pulls their tails!
Almost every Goop forgetsWhen it's time to feed his pets,'Cause his memory fails;Listen to his wails!He is often scratched or bittenBy the puppy or the kitten,'Cause he pulls their tails!
Almost every Goop forgetsWhen it's time to feed his pets,'Cause his memory fails;
Almost every Goop forgets
When it's time to feed his pets,
'Cause his memory fails;
Listen to his wails!He is often scratched or bittenBy the puppy or the kitten,'Cause he pulls their tails!
Listen to his wails!
He is often scratched or bitten
By the puppy or the kitten,
'Cause he pulls their tails!
REMEMBERRemember not to suck your thumb;Remember not to slam the door;Remember when the callers comeTo take your toys from off the floor.
Remember not to suck your thumb;Remember not to slam the door;Remember when the callers comeTo take your toys from off the floor.
Remember not to suck your thumb;Remember not to slam the door;Remember when the callers comeTo take your toys from off the floor.
Remember not to suck your thumb;
Remember not to slam the door;
Remember when the callers come
To take your toys from off the floor.
CURIOSITYI think that it would help you muchIf you'd remembernot to touch.The Goops do this, and they do more,They peep and listen at the door!They open bottles of cologne,And feel of parcels not their own!But there are many stupid folksWho do not care for children's jokes.
I think that it would help you muchIf you'd remembernot to touch.The Goops do this, and they do more,They peep and listen at the door!They open bottles of cologne,And feel of parcels not their own!But there are many stupid folksWho do not care for children's jokes.
I think that it would help you muchIf you'd remembernot to touch.The Goops do this, and they do more,They peep and listen at the door!They open bottles of cologne,And feel of parcels not their own!But there are many stupid folksWho do not care for children's jokes.
I think that it would help you much
If you'd remembernot to touch.
The Goops do this, and they do more,
They peep and listen at the door!
They open bottles of cologne,
And feel of parcels not their own!
But there are many stupid folks
Who do not care for children's jokes.
WILLYWilly broke the window-pane.Willy spilled the ink,Willy left the water-pipeRunning in the sink!Did his mother punish him?No! I'll tell you why.Willy, he owned up to it,And didn't tell a lie!Willy told his motherBefore she found it outHesaid: "I am so sorry!"Shesaid "I have no doubt!"
Willy broke the window-pane.Willy spilled the ink,Willy left the water-pipeRunning in the sink!Did his mother punish him?No! I'll tell you why.Willy, he owned up to it,And didn't tell a lie!Willy told his motherBefore she found it outHesaid: "I am so sorry!"Shesaid "I have no doubt!"
Willy broke the window-pane.Willy spilled the ink,Willy left the water-pipeRunning in the sink!
Willy broke the window-pane.
Willy spilled the ink,
Willy left the water-pipe
Running in the sink!
Did his mother punish him?No! I'll tell you why.Willy, he owned up to it,And didn't tell a lie!
Did his mother punish him?
No! I'll tell you why.
Willy, he owned up to it,
And didn't tell a lie!
Willy told his motherBefore she found it outHesaid: "I am so sorry!"Shesaid "I have no doubt!"
Willy told his mother
Before she found it out
Hesaid: "I am so sorry!"
Shesaid "I have no doubt!"
Clothes (top)CLOTHESWhen you are playing in the dirt,You should wear clothes you cannot hurt;It will not matter, when they're worn,If they are just alittletorn.But when you're really nicely dressed,Be careful of your Sunday Best!You must not crawl upon your knees;Be careful of your elbows, please!Clothes (bottom)
Clothes (top)
When you are playing in the dirt,You should wear clothes you cannot hurt;It will not matter, when they're worn,If they are just alittletorn.But when you're really nicely dressed,Be careful of your Sunday Best!You must not crawl upon your knees;Be careful of your elbows, please!
When you are playing in the dirt,You should wear clothes you cannot hurt;It will not matter, when they're worn,If they are just alittletorn.
When you are playing in the dirt,
You should wear clothes you cannot hurt;
It will not matter, when they're worn,
If they are just alittletorn.
But when you're really nicely dressed,Be careful of your Sunday Best!You must not crawl upon your knees;Be careful of your elbows, please!
But when you're really nicely dressed,
Be careful of your Sunday Best!
You must not crawl upon your knees;
Be careful of your elbows, please!
Clothes (bottom)
HELPFULNESSI never knew a Goop to help his mother,I never knew a Goop to help his dad,And they never do a thing for one another;They are actually, absolutely bad!If you ask a Goop to go and post a letter,Or to run upon an errand,howthey act!But somehow I imagine you are better,And youtryto go, andcryto go, in fact!
I never knew a Goop to help his mother,I never knew a Goop to help his dad,And they never do a thing for one another;They are actually, absolutely bad!If you ask a Goop to go and post a letter,Or to run upon an errand,howthey act!But somehow I imagine you are better,And youtryto go, andcryto go, in fact!
I never knew a Goop to help his mother,I never knew a Goop to help his dad,And they never do a thing for one another;They are actually, absolutely bad!
I never knew a Goop to help his mother,
I never knew a Goop to help his dad,
And they never do a thing for one another;
They are actually, absolutely bad!
If you ask a Goop to go and post a letter,Or to run upon an errand,howthey act!But somehow I imagine you are better,And youtryto go, andcryto go, in fact!
If you ask a Goop to go and post a letter,
Or to run upon an errand,howthey act!
But somehow I imagine you are better,
And youtryto go, andcryto go, in fact!
QUIETNESSQuietness (top)Hush! for your father is reading.Hush! for your mother is ill.Hush! for the babyIs sleeping, and may beHe'll catch a nice dream if you're still.Kiss me, and promise you will!Quietness (bottom)
Quietness (top)
Hush! for your father is reading.Hush! for your mother is ill.Hush! for the babyIs sleeping, and may beHe'll catch a nice dream if you're still.Kiss me, and promise you will!
Hush! for your father is reading.Hush! for your mother is ill.Hush! for the babyIs sleeping, and may beHe'll catch a nice dream if you're still.Kiss me, and promise you will!
Hush! for your father is reading.
Hush! for your mother is ill.
Hush! for the baby
Is sleeping, and may be
He'll catch a nice dream if you're still.
Kiss me, and promise you will!
Quietness (bottom)
ORDERMake your soldiers march away,When you're finished with your play.Lead them to the barrack-box,Make them carry all your blocks.Teach your doll to go to bed,Not to lie about instead;Tell her she must clear awayEverything she's used to-day.All your playthings and your toysMust be trained like girls and boys!
Make your soldiers march away,When you're finished with your play.Lead them to the barrack-box,Make them carry all your blocks.Teach your doll to go to bed,Not to lie about instead;Tell her she must clear awayEverything she's used to-day.All your playthings and your toysMust be trained like girls and boys!
Make your soldiers march away,When you're finished with your play.Lead them to the barrack-box,Make them carry all your blocks.Teach your doll to go to bed,Not to lie about instead;Tell her she must clear awayEverything she's used to-day.All your playthings and your toysMust be trained like girls and boys!
Make your soldiers march away,
When you're finished with your play.
Lead them to the barrack-box,
Make them carry all your blocks.
Teach your doll to go to bed,
Not to lie about instead;
Tell her she must clear away
Everything she's used to-day.
All your playthings and your toys
Must be trained like girls and boys!
TEASINGTease to linger longer when your mother bids you go;Tease to have a penny when your father answers, "No!"Tease to have a story when your uncle doesn't please;That's the way to be a Goop—tease, tease, tease!Hint about the carriage when there's only room for three;Hint about the toys you like and every doll you see;Hint about the candy, say you're fond of peppermint;That's the way to be a Goop—hint, hint, hint!
Tease to linger longer when your mother bids you go;Tease to have a penny when your father answers, "No!"Tease to have a story when your uncle doesn't please;That's the way to be a Goop—tease, tease, tease!Hint about the carriage when there's only room for three;Hint about the toys you like and every doll you see;Hint about the candy, say you're fond of peppermint;That's the way to be a Goop—hint, hint, hint!
Tease to linger longer when your mother bids you go;Tease to have a penny when your father answers, "No!"Tease to have a story when your uncle doesn't please;That's the way to be a Goop—tease, tease, tease!
Tease to linger longer when your mother bids you go;
Tease to have a penny when your father answers, "No!"
Tease to have a story when your uncle doesn't please;
That's the way to be a Goop—tease, tease, tease!
Hint about the carriage when there's only room for three;Hint about the toys you like and every doll you see;Hint about the candy, say you're fond of peppermint;That's the way to be a Goop—hint, hint, hint!
Hint about the carriage when there's only room for three;
Hint about the toys you like and every doll you see;
Hint about the candy, say you're fond of peppermint;
That's the way to be a Goop—hint, hint, hint!
Interruption (top)INTERRUPTIONDon't interrupt your father when he's telling funny jokes;Don't interrupt your mother when she's entertaining folks;Don't interrupt the visitors when they have come to call,—In fact, it's generally wiser not to interrupt at all.Interruption (bottom)
Interruption (top)
Don't interrupt your father when he's telling funny jokes;Don't interrupt your mother when she's entertaining folks;Don't interrupt the visitors when they have come to call,—In fact, it's generally wiser not to interrupt at all.
Don't interrupt your father when he's telling funny jokes;Don't interrupt your mother when she's entertaining folks;Don't interrupt the visitors when they have come to call,—In fact, it's generally wiser not to interrupt at all.
Don't interrupt your father when he's telling funny jokes;
Don't interrupt your mother when she's entertaining folks;
Don't interrupt the visitors when they have come to call,—
In fact, it's generally wiser not to interrupt at all.
Interruption (bottom)
CRY-BABYI'm sure that I would rather dieThan have my playmates see me cry;It twists your faceAnd knots your forehead,And makes you look all cross and horrid;And every one who sees you cries"Whatisthe matter with your eyes?"
I'm sure that I would rather dieThan have my playmates see me cry;It twists your faceAnd knots your forehead,And makes you look all cross and horrid;And every one who sees you cries"Whatisthe matter with your eyes?"
I'm sure that I would rather dieThan have my playmates see me cry;It twists your faceAnd knots your forehead,And makes you look all cross and horrid;And every one who sees you cries"Whatisthe matter with your eyes?"
I'm sure that I would rather die
Than have my playmates see me cry;
It twists your face
And knots your forehead,
And makes you look all cross and horrid;
And every one who sees you cries
"Whatisthe matter with your eyes?"
CAUTIONWhen you travel in the street,Are you cautious and discreet?Do you look about for horsesWhen your little brother crosses?Do you go the shortest way,Never stopping once to play?
When you travel in the street,Are you cautious and discreet?Do you look about for horsesWhen your little brother crosses?Do you go the shortest way,Never stopping once to play?
When you travel in the street,Are you cautious and discreet?Do you look about for horsesWhen your little brother crosses?Do you go the shortest way,Never stopping once to play?
When you travel in the street,
Are you cautious and discreet?
Do you look about for horses
When your little brother crosses?
Do you go the shortest way,
Never stopping once to play?
Tardiness (top)TARDINESSGoodness gracious sakes alive!Mother said, "Come home at five!"Now the clock is striking six,I am in a norful fix!She will think I can't be trusted,And she'll say that she's disgusted!Tardiness (bottom)
Tardiness (top)
Goodness gracious sakes alive!Mother said, "Come home at five!"Now the clock is striking six,I am in a norful fix!She will think I can't be trusted,And she'll say that she's disgusted!
Goodness gracious sakes alive!Mother said, "Come home at five!"Now the clock is striking six,I am in a norful fix!She will think I can't be trusted,And she'll say that she's disgusted!
Goodness gracious sakes alive!
Mother said, "Come home at five!"
Now the clock is striking six,
I am in a norful fix!
She will think I can't be trusted,
And she'll say that she's disgusted!
Tardiness (bottom)
OBEDIENCEThe Goops are very hard to kill,So they hang out the Window-sill;Down the Banisters they slide—Icould do it if I tried;But when Mother tells me "don't,"Then, of course I really won't!
The Goops are very hard to kill,So they hang out the Window-sill;Down the Banisters they slide—Icould do it if I tried;But when Mother tells me "don't,"Then, of course I really won't!
The Goops are very hard to kill,So they hang out the Window-sill;Down the Banisters they slide—Icould do it if I tried;But when Mother tells me "don't,"Then, of course I really won't!
The Goops are very hard to kill,
So they hang out the Window-sill;
Down the Banisters they slide—
Icould do it if I tried;
But when Mother tells me "don't,"
Then, of course I really won't!
Church Headaches (top)CHURCH HEADACHESWhen 'tis time to go to churchDo you ever have a chill?When 'tis time to go to school,Do you fancy you are ill?Oh, be very cautious, please,I can tell by signs like theseYou have got the Goop Disease!Church Headaches (bottom)
Church Headaches (top)
When 'tis time to go to churchDo you ever have a chill?When 'tis time to go to school,Do you fancy you are ill?Oh, be very cautious, please,I can tell by signs like theseYou have got the Goop Disease!
When 'tis time to go to churchDo you ever have a chill?When 'tis time to go to school,Do you fancy you are ill?Oh, be very cautious, please,I can tell by signs like theseYou have got the Goop Disease!
When 'tis time to go to church
Do you ever have a chill?
When 'tis time to go to school,
Do you fancy you are ill?
Oh, be very cautious, please,
I can tell by signs like these
You have got the Goop Disease!
Church Headaches (bottom)
Perseverance (1)PERSEVERANCETony started bright and early, clearing up his room,Soon he found he had to stop and make a little broom;Perseverance (2)So then he went into the yard to get a little stick,But the garden needed weeding, so he set about it, quick!Perseverance (3)Then he found his wagon he intended to repair,So he went into the cellar for the hammer that was there;Perseverance (4)He'd just begun to build a box, when it was time for dinner;And that's why Tony's father called his son a "good beginner."
Perseverance (1)
Tony started bright and early, clearing up his room,Soon he found he had to stop and make a little broom;
Tony started bright and early, clearing up his room,Soon he found he had to stop and make a little broom;
Tony started bright and early, clearing up his room,
Soon he found he had to stop and make a little broom;
Perseverance (2)
So then he went into the yard to get a little stick,But the garden needed weeding, so he set about it, quick!
So then he went into the yard to get a little stick,But the garden needed weeding, so he set about it, quick!
So then he went into the yard to get a little stick,
But the garden needed weeding, so he set about it, quick!
Perseverance (3)
Then he found his wagon he intended to repair,So he went into the cellar for the hammer that was there;
Then he found his wagon he intended to repair,So he went into the cellar for the hammer that was there;
Then he found his wagon he intended to repair,
So he went into the cellar for the hammer that was there;
Perseverance (4)
He'd just begun to build a box, when it was time for dinner;And that's why Tony's father called his son a "good beginner."
He'd just begun to build a box, when it was time for dinner;And that's why Tony's father called his son a "good beginner."
He'd just begun to build a box, when it was time for dinner;
And that's why Tony's father called his son a "good beginner."
DOLL-TIMESpring's the time for marblesAnd Fall's the time for tops,But boys don't know, they only goBy seeing them in shops!They like a sled in Winter,In Summer 'tis a kite;But dolls are found the whole year roundAnd every day and night!
Spring's the time for marblesAnd Fall's the time for tops,But boys don't know, they only goBy seeing them in shops!They like a sled in Winter,In Summer 'tis a kite;But dolls are found the whole year roundAnd every day and night!
Spring's the time for marblesAnd Fall's the time for tops,But boys don't know, they only goBy seeing them in shops!
Spring's the time for marbles
And Fall's the time for tops,
But boys don't know, they only go
By seeing them in shops!
They like a sled in Winter,In Summer 'tis a kite;But dolls are found the whole year roundAnd every day and night!
They like a sled in Winter,
In Summer 'tis a kite;
But dolls are found the whole year round
And every day and night!
COMBING & CURLINGWhen your mother combs your hair,Here's a rhyme for you to say:If you try it, I declare,It will take the snarls away!In the ocean of my hair,Many little waves are there;Make the comb, a little boat,Over all the billows float;Sail the rough and tangled tideTill it's smooth on every side,Till, like other little girls,I've a sea of wavy curls!
When your mother combs your hair,Here's a rhyme for you to say:If you try it, I declare,It will take the snarls away!In the ocean of my hair,Many little waves are there;Make the comb, a little boat,Over all the billows float;Sail the rough and tangled tideTill it's smooth on every side,Till, like other little girls,I've a sea of wavy curls!
When your mother combs your hair,Here's a rhyme for you to say:If you try it, I declare,It will take the snarls away!
When your mother combs your hair,
Here's a rhyme for you to say:
If you try it, I declare,
It will take the snarls away!
In the ocean of my hair,Many little waves are there;Make the comb, a little boat,Over all the billows float;Sail the rough and tangled tideTill it's smooth on every side,Till, like other little girls,I've a sea of wavy curls!
In the ocean of my hair,
Many little waves are there;
Make the comb, a little boat,
Over all the billows float;
Sail the rough and tangled tide
Till it's smooth on every side,
Till, like other little girls,
I've a sea of wavy curls!
CHEERFULNESSNow the book, is finished(It's too long by half,Mere didactic chaff),One more rule won't hurt you:When you practise Virtue,Do it with a laugh!
Now the book, is finished(It's too long by half,Mere didactic chaff),One more rule won't hurt you:When you practise Virtue,Do it with a laugh!
Now the book, is finished(It's too long by half,Mere didactic chaff),One more rule won't hurt you:When you practise Virtue,Do it with a laugh!
Now the book, is finished
(It's too long by half,
Mere didactic chaff),
One more rule won't hurt you:
When you practise Virtue,
Do it with a laugh!