"Happy? All right. I liked my Colonel."
"Did you love him?"
"Yes! I loved him."
"And did he love you?"
"Yes! In a way, he loved me."
"Tell me about him."
"What is there to tell? He had risen from the ranks. He loved the army. And he had never married. He was twenty years older than me. He was a very intelligent man: and alone in the army, as such a man is: a passionate man in his way: and a very clever officer. I lived under his spell while I was with him. I sort of let him run my life. And I never regret it."
"And did you mind very much when he died?"
"I was as near death myself. But when I came to, I knew another part of me was finished. But then I had always known it would finish in death. All things do, as far as that goes."
She sat and ruminated. The thunder crashed outside. It was like being in a little ark in the Flood.
"You seem to have such a lotbehindyou," she said.
"Do I? It seems to me I've died once or twice already. Yet here I am, pegging on, and in for more trouble."
She was thinking hard, yet listening to the storm.
"And weren't you happy as an officer and a gentleman, when your Colonel was dead?"
"No! They were a mingy lot." He laughed suddenly. "The Colonel used to say: Lad, the English middle classes have to chew every mouthful thirty times because their guts are so narrow, a bit as big as a pea would give them a stoppage. They're the mingiest set of lady-like snipe ever invented: full of conceit of themselves, frightened even if their boot-laces aren't correct, rotten as high game, and always in the right. That's what finishes me up. Kow-tow, kow-tow, arse-licking till their tongues are tough: yet they're always in the right. Prigs on top of everything. Prigs! A generation of lady-like prigs with half a ball each."
Connie laughed. The rain was rushing down.
"He hated them!"
"No," said he. "He didn't bother. He just disliked them. There's a difference. Because, as he said, the Tommies are getting just as priggish and half-balled and narrow-gutted. It's the fate of mankind, to go that way."
"The common people too, the working people?"
"All the lot. Their spunk is gone dead. Motorcars and cinemas and aeroplanes suck the last bit out of them. I tell you, every generation breeds a more rabbity generation, with india rubber tubing for guts and tin legs and tin faces. Tin people! It's all a steady sort of bolshevism just killing off the human thing, and worshipping the mechanical thing. Money, money, money! All the modern lot get their real kick out of killing the old human feeling out of man, making mincemeat of the old Adam and the old Eve. They're all alike. The world is all alike: kill off the human reality, a quid for every foreskin, two quid for each pair of balls. What is cunt but machine-fucking!—It's all alike. Pay 'em money to cut off the world's cock. Pay money, money, money to them that will take spunk out of mankind, and leave 'em all little twiddling machines."
He sat there in the hut, his face pulled to mocking irony. Yet even then, he had one ear set backwards, listening to the storm over the wood. It made him feel so alone.
"But won't it ever come to an end?" she said.
"Ay, it will. It'll achieve its own salvation. When the last real man is killed, and they'realltame: white, black, yellow, all colours of tame ones: then they'llallbe insane. Because the root of sanity is in the balls. Then they'll all beinsane, and they'll make their grandauto da fé. You knowauto da fémeansact of faith? Ay well, they'll make their own grand little act of faith. They'll offer one another up."
"You mean kill one another?"
"I do, duckie! If we go on at our present rate then in a hundred years' time there won't be ten thousand people in this island: there may not be ten. They'll have lovingly wiped each other out." The thunder was rolling further away.
"How nice!" she said.
"Quite nice! To contemplate the extermination of the human species and the long pause that follows before some other species crops up, it calms you more than anything else. And if we go on in this way, with everybody, intellectuals, artists, government, industrialists and workers all frantically killing off the last human feeling, the last bit of their intuition, the last healthy instinct; if it goes on in algebraical progression, as it is going on: then ta-tah! to the human species! Good-bye! darling! the serpent swallows itself and leaves a void, considerably messed up, but not hopeless. Very nice! When savage wild dogs bark in Wragby, and savage wild pit-ponies stamp on Tevershall pit-bank!te deum laudamus!"
Connie laughed, but not very happily.
"Then you ought to be pleased that they are all bolshevists," she said. "You ought to be pleased that they hurry on towards the end."
"So I am. I don't stop 'em. Because I couldn't if I would."
"Then why are you so bitter?"
"I'm not! If my cock gives its last crow, I don't mind."
"But if you have a child?" she said.
He dropped his head.
"Why," he said at last. "It seems to me a wrong and bitter thing to do, to bring a child into this world."
"No! Don't say it! Don't say it!" she pleaded. "I think I'm going to have one. Say you'll be pleased." She laid her hand on his.
"I'm pleased for you to be pleased," he said. "But for me it seems a ghastly treachery to the unborn creature."
"Ah no!" she said, shocked. "Then youcan'tever really want me! Youcan'twant me, if you feel that!"
Again he was silent, his face sullen. Outside there was only the threshing of the rain.
"It's not quite true!" she whispered. "It's not quite true! There's another truth." She felt he was bitter now partly because she was leaving him, deliberately going away to Venice. And this half pleased her.
She pulled open his clothing and uncovered his belly, and kissed his navel. Then she laid her cheek on his belly, and pressed her arm round his warm, silent loins. They were alone in the flood.
"Tell me you want a child, in hope!" she murmured, pressing her face against his belly. "Tell me you do!"
"Why!" he said at last: and she felt the curious quiver of changing consciousness and relaxation going through his body. "Why, I've thought sometimes if one but tried, here among th' colliers even! They workin' bad now, an' not earnin' much. If a man could say to 'em: Dunna think o' nowt but th' money. When it comes terwants, we want but little. Let's not live for money."
She softly rubbed her cheek on his belly, and gathered his balls in her hand. The penis stirred softly, with strange life, but did not rise up. The rain beat bruisingly outside.
"Let's live for summat else. Let's not live ter make money, neither for us-selves nor for anybody else. Now we're forced to. We're forced to make a bit for us-selves, an' a fair lot for th' bosses. Let's stop it! Bit by bit, let's stop it. We needn't rant an' rave. Bit by bit, let's drop the whole industrial life, an' go back. The least little bit o' money 'll do. For everybody, me an' you, bosses an' masters, even th' king. The least little bit o' money 'll really do. Just make up your mind to it, an' you've got out o' th' mess." He paused, then went on:
"An' I'd tell 'em: Look! Look at Joe! He moves lovely! Look how he moves, alive and aware. He's beautiful! An' look at Jonah! He's clumsy, he's ugly, because he's niver willin' to rouse himself. I'd tell 'em: Look! look at yourselves! one shoulder higher than t'other, legs twisted, feet all lumps! What have yer done ter yerselves, wi' the blasted work? Spoilt yerselves. No need to work that much. Take yer clothes off an' look at yourselves. Yer ought ter be alive an' beautiful, an' yer ugly an' half dead. So I'd tell 'em. An' I'd get my men to wear different clothes: 'appen close red trousers, bright red, an' little short white jackets. Why, if men had red, fine legs, that alone would change them in a month. They'd begin to be men again, to be men! An' the women could dress as they liked. Because if once the men walked with legs close bright scarlet, and buttocks nice and showing scarlet under a little white jacket: then the woman 'ud begin to be women. It's because th' menaren'tmen, that th' women have to be.—An' in time pull down Tevershall and build a few beautiful buildings, that would hold us all. An' clean the country up again. An' not have many children, because the world is overcrowded.
"But I wouldn't preach to the men: only strip 'em an' say: Look at yourselves! That's workin' for money!—Hark at yourselves! That's working for money. You've been working for money! Look at Tevershall! It's horrible. That's because it was built while you was working for money. Look at your girls! They don't care about you, you don't care about them. It's because you've spent your time working an' caring for money. You can't talk nor move nor live, you can't properly be with a woman. You're not alive. Look at yourselves!"
There fell a complete silence. Connie was half listening, and threading in the hair at the root of his belly a few forget-me-nots that she had gathered on the way to the hut. Outside, the world had gone still, and a little icy.
"You've got four kinds of hair," she said to him. "On your chest it's nearly black, and your hair isn't dark on your head: but your moustache is hard and dark red, and your hair here, your love-hair, is like a little bush of bright red-gold mistletoe. It's the loveliest of all!"
He looked down and saw the milky bits of forget-me-nots in the hair on his groin.
"Ay! There's where to put forget-me-nots, in the man-hair, or the maiden-hair. But don't you care about the future?"
She looked up at him.
"Oh, I do, terribly!" she said.
"Because when I feel the human world is doomed, has doomed itself by its own mingy beastliness, then I feel the Colonies aren't far enough. The moon wouldn't be far enough, because even there you could look back and see the earth, dirty, beastly, unsavoury among all the stars: made foul by men. Then I feel I've swallowed gall, and it's eating my inside out, and nowhere's far enough away to get away. But when I get a turn, I forget it all again. Though it's a shame, what's been done to people these last hundred years: men turned into nothing but labour-insects, and all their manhood taken away, and all their real life. I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like a black mistake. But since I can't, an' nobody can, I'd better hold my peace, an' try an' live my own life: if I've got one to live, which I rather doubt."
The thunder had ceased outside, but the rain which had abated, suddenly came striking down, with a last blench of lightning and mutter of departing storm. Connie was uneasy. He had talked so long now, and he was really talking to himself, not to her. Despair seemed to come down on him completely, and she was feeling happy, she hated despair. She knew her leaving him, which he had only just realised inside himself, had plunged him back into this mood. And she triumphed a little.
She opened the door and looked at the straight heavy rain, like a steel curtain, and had a sudden desire to rush out into it, to rush away. She got up, and began swiftly pulling off her stockings, then her dress and underclothing, and he held his breath. Her pointed keen animal breasts tipped and stirred as she moved. She was ivory-coloured in the greenish light. She slipped on her rubber shoes again and ran out with a wild little laugh, holding up her breasts to the heavy rain and spreading her arms, and running blurred in the rain with the eurythmic dance-movements she had learned so long ago in Dresden. It was a strange pallid figure lifting and falling, bending so the rain beat and glistened on the full haunches, swaying up again and coming belly-forward through the rain, then stooping again so that only the full loins and buttocks were offered in a kind of homage towards him, repeating a wild obeisance.
He laughed wryly, and threw off his clothes. It was too much. He jumped out, naked and white, with a little shiver, into the hard slanting rain. Flossie sprang before him with a frantic little bark. Connie, her hair all wet and sticking to her head, turned her hot face and saw him. Her blue eyes blazed with excitement as she turned and ran fast, with a strange charging movement, out of the clearing and down the path, the wet boughs whipping her. She ran, and he saw nothing but the round wet head, the wet back leaning forward in flight, the rounded buttocks twinkling: a wonderful cowering female nakedness in flight.
She was nearly at the wide riding when he came up and flung his naked arm round her soft, naked-wet middle. She gave a shriek and straightened herself, and the heap of her soft, chill flesh came up against his body. He pressed it all up against him, madly, the heap of soft, chilled female flesh that became quickly warm as flame, in contact. The rain streamed on them till they smoked. He gathered her lovely, heavy posteriors one in each hand and pressed them in towards him in a frenzy, quivering motionless in the rain. Then suddenly he tipped her up and fell with her on the path, in the roaring silence of the rain, and short and sharp, he took her, short and sharp and finished, like an animal.
He got up in an instant, wiping the rain from his eyes.
"Come in," he said, and they started running back to the hut. He ran straight and swift: he didn't like the rain. But she came slower, gathering forget-me-nots and campion and bluebells, running a few steps and watching him fleeting away from her.
When she came with her flowers, panting to the hut, he had already started a fire, and the twigs were crackling. Her sharp breasts rose and fell, her hair was plastered down with rain, her face was flushed ruddy and her body glistened and trickled. Wide-eyed and breathless, with a small wet head and full, trickling, naive haunches, she looked another creature.
He took the old sheet and rubbed her down, she standing like a child. Then he rubbed himself, having shut the door of the hut. The fire was blazing up. She ducked her head in the other end of the sheet, and rubbed her wet hair.
"We're drying ourselves together on the same towel, we shall quarrel!" he said.
She looked up for a moment, her hair all odds and ends.
"No!" she said, her eyes wide. "It's not a towel, it's a sheet."
And she went on busily rubbing her head, while he busily rubbed his.
Still panting with their exertions, each wrapped in an army blanket, but the front of the body open to the fire, they sat on a log side by side before the blaze, to get quiet. Connie hated the feel of the blanket against her skin. But now the sheet was all wet.
She dropped her blanket and kneeled on the clay hearth, holding her head to the fire, and shaking her hair to dry it. He watched the beautiful curving drop of her haunches. That fascinated him today. How it sloped with a rich downslope to the heavy roundness of her buttocks! And in between, folded in the secret warmth, the secret entrances!
He stroked her tail with his hand, long and subtly taking in the curves and the globe-fulness.
"Tha's got such a nice tail on thee," he said, in the throaty caressive dialect. "Tha's got the nicest arse of anybody. It's the nicest, nicest woman's arse as is! An' ivry bit of it is woman, woman sure as nuts. Tha'rt not one o' them button-arsed lasses as should be lads, are ter! Tha's got a real soft sloping bottom on thee, as a man loves in 'is guts. It's a bottom as could hold the world up, it is."
All the while he spoke he exquisitely stroked the rounded tail, till it seemed as if a slippery sort of fire came from it into his hands. And his fingertips touched the two secret openings to her body, time after time, with a soft little brush of fire.
"An' if tha shits an' if tha pisses, I'm glad. I don't want a woman as couldna shit nor piss."
Connie could not help a sudden snort of astonished laughter, but he went on unmoved.
"Tha'rt real, tha art! Tha'rt real, even a bit of a bitch. Here tha shits an' here tha pisses: an' I lay my hand on 'em both an' like thee for it. I like thee for it. Tha's got a proper, woman's arse, proud of itself. It's none ashamed of itself, this isna."
He laid his hand close and firm over her secret places, in a kind of close greeting.
"I like it," he said. "I like it! An' if I only lived ten minutes, an' stroked thy arse an' got to know it, I should reckon I'd livedonelife, sees ter! Industrial system or not! Here's one o' my lifetimes."
She turned round and climbed into his lap, clinging to him. "Kiss me!" she whispered.
And she knew the thought of their separation was latent in both their minds, and at last she was sad.
She sat on his thighs, her head against his breast, and her ivory-gleaming legs loosely apart, the fire glowing unequally upon them. Sitting with his head dropped, he looked at the folds of her body in the fireglow, and at the fleece of soft brown hair that hung down to a point between her open thighs. He reached to the table behind, and took up her bunch of flowers, still so wet that drops of rain fell on to her.
"Flowers stops out of doors all weathers," he said. "They have no houses."
"Not even a hut!" she murmured.
With quiet fingers he threaded a few forget-me-not flowers in the fine brown fleece of the mount of Venus.
"There!" he said. "There's forget-me-nots in the right place!"
She looked down at the milky odd little flowers among the brown maiden-hair at the lower tip of her body.
"Doesn't it look pretty!" she said.
"Pretty as life," he replied.
And he stuck a pink campion bud among the hair.
"There! That's me where you won't forget me! That's Moses in the bulrushes."
"You don't mind, do you, that I'm going away?" she asked wistfully, looking up into his face.
But his face was inscrutable, under the heavy brows. He kept it quite blank.
"You do as you wish," he said.
And he spoke in good English.
"But I won't go if you don't wish it," she said, clinging to him.
There was silence. He leaned and put another piece of wood on the fire. The flame glowed on his silent, abstracted face. She waited, but he said nothing.
"Only I thought it would be a good way to begin a break with Clifford. I do want a child. And it would give me a chance to, to—" she resumed.
"To let them think a few lies," he said.
"Yes, that among other things. Do you want them to think the truth?"
"I don't care what they think."
"I do! I don't want them handling me with their unpleasant cold minds, not while I'm still at Wragby. They can think what they like when I'm finally gone."
He was silent.
"But Sir Clifford expects you to come back to him?"
"Oh, I must come back," she said: and there was silence.
"And would you have a child in Wragby?" he asked.
She closed her arm round his neck.
"If you wouldn't take me away, I should have to," she said.
"Take you where to?"
"Anywhere! away! But right away from Wragby."
"When?"
"Why, when I come back."
"But what's the good of coming back, doing the thing twice, if you're once gone?" he said.
"Oh, I must come back. I've promised! I've promised so faithfully. Besides, I come back to you, really."
"To your husband's gamekeeper?"
"I don't see that that matters," she said.
"No?" He mused a while. "And when would you think of going away again, then; finally? When exactly?"
"Oh, I don't know. I'd come back from Venice. And then we'd prepare everything."
"How prepare?"
"Oh, I'd tell Clifford. I'd have to tell him."
"Would you!"
He remained silent. She put her arms fast round his neck.
"Don't make it difficult for me," she pleaded.
"Make what difficult?"
"For me to go to Venice and arrange things."
A little smile, half a grin, flickered on his face.
"I don't make it difficult," he said. "I only want to find out just what you are after. But you don't really know yourself. You want to take time: get away and look at it. I don't blame you. I think you're wise. You may prefer to stay mistress of Wragby. I don't blame you. I've no Wragbys to offer. In fact, you know what you'll get out of me. No, no, I think you're right! I really do! And I'm not keen on coming to live on you, being kept by you. There's that too."
She felt, somehow, as if he were giving her tit for tat.
"But you want me, don't you?" she asked.
"Do you want me?"
"You know I do.That'sevident."
"Quite! Andwhendo you want me?"
"You know we can arrange it all when I come back. Now I'm out of breath with you. I must get calm and clear."
"Quite! Get calm and clear!"
She was a little offended.
"But you trust me, don't you?" she said.
"Oh, absolutely!"
She heard the mockery in his tone.
"Tell me, then," she said flatly; "do you think it would be better if Idon'tgo to Venice?"
"I'm sure it's better if youdogo to Venice," he replied in the cool, slightly mocking voice.
"You know it's next Thursday?" she said.
"Yes!"
She now began to muse. At last she said:
"And weshallknow better where we are when I come back, shan't we?"
"Oh, surely!"
The curious gulf of silence between them!
"I've been to the lawyer about my divorce," he said, a little constrainedly.
She gave a slight shudder.
"Have you!" she said. "And what did he say?"
"He said I ought to have done it before; that may be a difficulty. But since I was in the army, he thinks it will go through all right. If only it doesn't bringherdown on my head!"
"Will she have to know?"
"Yes! she is served with a notice: so is the man she lives with, the co-respondent."
"Isn't it hateful, all the performances! I suppose I'd have to go through it with Clifford."
There was a silence.
"And of course," he said, "I have to live an exemplary life for the next six or eight months. So if you go to Venice, there's temptation removed for a week or two, at least."
"Am I temptation!" she said, stroking his face. "I'm so glad I'm temptation to you! Don't let's think about it! You frighten me when you start thinking: you roll me out flat. Don't let's think about it. We can think so much when we are apart. That's the whole point! I've been thinking, Imustcome to you for another night before I go. I must come once more to the cottage. Shall I come on Thursday night?"
"Isn't that when your sister will be there?"
"Yes! But she said we would start at teatime. So we could start at teatime. But she could sleep somewhere else and I could sleep with you."
"But then she'd have to know."
"Oh, I shall tell her. I've more or less told her already. I must talk it all over with Hilda. She's a great help, so sensible."
He was thinking of her plan.
"So you'd start off from Wragby at teatime, as if you were going to London? Which way were you going?"
"By Nottingham and Grantham."
"And then your sister would drop you somewhere and you'd walk or drive back here? Sounds very risky, to me."
"Does it? Well then, Hilda could bring me back. She could sleep at Mansfield, and bring me back here in the evening, and fetch me again in the morning. It's quite easy."
"And the people who see you?"
"I'll wear goggles and a veil."
He pondered for some time.
"Well," he said. "You please yourself, as usual."
"But wouldn't it please you?"
"Oh, yes! It'd please me all right," he said a little grimly. "I might as well smite while the iron's hot."
"Do you know what I thought?" she said suddenly. "It suddenly came to me. You are the 'Knight of the Burning Pestle'!"
"Ay! And you? Are you the Lady of the Red-Hot Mortar?"
"Yes!" she said. "Yes! You're Sir Pestle and I'm Lady Mortar."
"All right, then I'm knighted. John Thomas is Sir John, to your Lady Jane."
"Yes! John Thomas is knighted! I'm my-lady-maiden-hair, and you must have flowers too. Yes!"
She threaded two pink campions in the bush of red-gold hair above his penis.
"There!" she said. "Charming! Charming! Sir John!"
And she pushed a bit of forget-me-not in the dark hair of his breast.
"And you won't forget methere, will you?" she kissed him on the breast, and made two bits of forget-me-not lodge one over each nipple, kissing him again.
"Make a calendar of me!" he said. He laughed, and the flowers shook from his breast.
"Wait a bit!" he said.
He rose, and opened the door of the hut. Flossie, lying in the porch, got up and looked at him.
"Ay, it's me!" he said.
The rain had ceased. There was a wet, heavy, perfumed stillness. Evening was approaching.
He went out and down the little path in the opposite direction from the riding. Connie watched his thin, white figure, and it looked to her like a ghost, an apparition moving away from her.
When she could see it no more, her heart sank. She stood in the door of the hut, with a blanket round her, looking into the drenched, motionless silence.
But he was coming back, trotting strangely, and carrying flowers. She was a little afraid of him, as if he were not quite human. And when he came near, his eyes looked into hers, but she could not understand the meaning.
He had brought columbines and campions, and new-mown hay, and oak-tufts and honeysuckle in small bud. He fastened fluffy young oak-sprays round her breasts, sticking in tufts of bluebells and campion: and in her navel he poised a pink campion flower, and in her maiden-hair were forget-me-nots and woodruff.
"That's you in all your glory!" he said. "Lady Jane, at her wedding with John Thomas."
And he stuck flowers in the hair of his own body, and wound a bit of creeping-jenny round his penis, and stuck a single bell of a hyacinth in his navel. She watched him with amusement, his odd intentness. And she pushed a campion flower in his moustache, where it stuck, dangling under his nose.
"This is John Thomas marryin' Lady Jane," he said. "An' we mun let Constance an' Oliver go their ways. Maybe—"
He spread out his hand with a gesture, and then he sneezed, sneezing away the flowers from his nose and his navel. He sneezed again.
"Maybe what?" she said, waiting for him to go on.
He looked at her a little bewildered.
"Eh?" he said.
"Maybe what? Go on with what you were going to say," she insisted.
"Ay, whatwasI going to say?"
He had forgotten. And it was one of the disappointments of her life, that he never finished.
A yellow ray of sun shone over the trees.
"Sun!" he said. "And time you went. Time, my lady, time! What's that as flies without wings, your ladyship? Time! Time!"
He reached for his shirt.
"Say good night! to John Thomas," he said, looking down at his penis. "He's safe in the arms of creeping-jenny! Not much burning pestle about him just now."
And he put his flannel shirt over his head.
"A man's most dangerous moment," he said, when his head had emerged, "is when he's getting into his shirt. Then he puts his head in a bag. That's why I prefer those American shirts, that you put on like a jacket." She still stood watching him. He stepped into his short drawers, and buttoned them round the waist.
"Look at Jane!" he said. "In all her blossoms! Who'll put blossoms on you next year, Jinny? Me, or somebody else? 'Good-bye my bluebell, farewell to you!' I hate that song, it's early war days." He had sat down, and was pulling on his stockings. She still stood unmoving. He laid his hand on the slope of her buttocks. "Pretty little Lady Jane!" he said. "Perhaps in Venice you'll find a man who'll put jasmine in your maiden-hair, and a pomegranate flower in your navel. Poor little Lady Jane!"
"Don't say those things!" she said. "You only say them to hurt me."
He dropped his head. Then he said, in dialect:
"Ay, maybe I do, maybe I do! Well then, I'll say nowt, an' ha' done wi't. But tha mun dress thysen, an' go back to thy stately homes of England, how beautiful they stand. Time's up! Time's up for Sir John, an' for little Lady Jane! Put thy shimmy on, Lady Chatterley! Tha might be anybody, standin' there be-out even a shimmy, an' a few rags o' flowers. There then, there then, I'll undress thee, tha bob-tailed young throstle." And he took the leaves from her hair, kissing her damp hair, and the flowers from her breasts, and kissed her breasts, and kissed her navel, and kissed her maiden-hair, where he left the flowers threaded. "They mun stop while they will," he said. "So! There tha'rt bare again, nowt but a bare-arsed lass an' a bit of a Lady Jane! Now put thy shimmy on, for tha mun go, or else Lady Chatterley's going to be late for dinner, an' where 'ave yer been to my pretty maid!"
She never knew how to answer him when he was in this condition of the vernacular. So she dressed herself and prepared to go a little ignominiously home to Wragby. Or so she felt it: a little ignominiously home.
He would accompany her to the broad riding. His young pheasants were all right under the shelter.
When he and she came out on to the riding, there was Mrs. Bolton faltering palely towards them.
"Oh, my Lady, we wondered if anything had happened!"
"No! Nothing has happened."
Mrs. Bolton looked into the man's face, that was smooth and new-looking with love. She met his half-laughing, half-mocking eyes. He always laughed at mischance. But he looked at her kindly.
"Evening, Mrs. Bolton! Your Ladyship will be all right now, so I can leave you. Good night to your ladyship! Good night, Mrs. Bolton!"
He saluted and turned away.
CHAPTER XVI
Connie arrived home to an ordeal of cross-questioning. Clifford had been out at teatime, had come in just before the storm, and where was her ladyship? Nobody knew, only Mrs. Bolton suggested she had gone for a walk into the wood. Into the wood, in such a storm! Clifford for once let himself get into a state of nervous frenzy. He started at every flash of lightning, and blenched at every roll of thunder. He looked at the icy thunder-rain as if it were the end of the world. He got more and more worked up.
Mrs. Bolton tried to soothe him.
"She'll be sheltering in the hut, till it's over. Don't worry, her ladyship is all right."
"I don't like her being in the wood in a storm like this! I don't like her being in the wood at all! She's been gone now more than two hours. When did she go out?"
"A little while before you came in."
"I didn't see her in the park. God knows where she is and what has happened to her."
"Oh, nothing's happened to her. You'll see, she'll be home directly after the rain stops. It's just the rain that's keeping her."
But her ladyship did not come home directly the rain stopped. In fact time went by, the sun came out for his last yellow glimpse, and there still was no sign of her. The sun was set, it was growing dark, and the first dinner-gong had rung.
"It's no good!" said Clifford in a frenzy. "I'm going to send out Field and Betts to find her."
"Oh, don't do that!" cried Mrs. Bolton. "They'll think there's suicide or something. Oh, don't start a lot of talk going—Let me slip over to the hut and see if she's not there. I'll find her all right."
So, after some persuasion, Clifford allowed her to go.
And so Connie had come upon her in the drive, alone and palely loitering.
"You mustn't mind me coming to look for you, my Lady! But Sir Clifford worked himself up into such a state. He made sure you were struck by lightning, or killed by a falling tree. And he was determined to send Field and Betts to the wood to find the body. So I thought I'd better come, rather than set all the servants agog."
She spoke nervously. She could still see on Connie's face the smoothness and the half-dream of passion, and she could feel the irritation against herself.
"Quite!" said Connie. And she could say no more.
The two women plodded on through the wet world, in silence, while great drops splashed like explosions in the wood. When they came to the park, Connie strode ahead, and Mrs. Bolton panted a little. She was getting plumper.
"How foolish of Clifford to make a fuss!" said Connie at length, angrily, really speaking to herself.
"Oh, you know what men are! They like working themselves up. But he'll be all right as soon as he sees your ladyship."
Connie was very angry that Mrs. Bolton knew her secret: for certainly she knew it.
Suddenly Constance stood still on the path.
"It's monstrous that I should have to be followed!" she said, her eyes flashing.
"Oh! your Ladyship, don't say that! He'd certainly have sent the two men, and they'd have come straight to the hut. I didn't know where it was, really."
Connie flushed darker with rage, at the suggestion. Yet, while her passion was on her, she could not lie. She could not even pretend there was nothing between herself and the keeper. She looked at the other woman, who stood so sly, with her head dropped: yet somehow, in her femaleness, an ally.
"Oh well!" she said. "If it is so, it is so. I don't mind!"
"Why, you're all right, my Lady! You've only been sheltering in the hut. It's absolutely nothing."
They went on to the house. Connie marched in to Clifford's room, furious with him, furious with his pale, over-wrought face and prominent eyes.
"I must say, I don't think you need send the servants after me!" she burst out.
"My God!" he exploded. "Where have you been, woman? You've been gone hours, hours, and in a storm like this! What the hell do you go to that bloody wood for? What have you been up to? It's hours even since the rain stopped, hours! Do you know what time it is? You're enough to drive anybody mad. Where have you been? What in the name of hell have you been doing?"
"And what if I don't choose to tell you?" She pulled her hat from her head and shook her hair.
He looked at her with his eyes bulging, and yellow coming into the whites. It was very bad for him to get into these rages: Mrs. Bolton had a weary time with him, for days after. Connie felt a sudden qualm.
"But really!" she said, milder, "Anyone would think I'd been I don't know where! I just sat in the hut during all the storm, and made myself a little fire, and was happy."
She spoke now easily. After all, why work him up any more! He looked at her suspiciously.
"And look at your hair!" he said; "look at yourself!"
"Yes!" she replied calmly. "I ran out in the rain with no clothes on."
He stared at her speechless.
"You must be mad!" he said.
"Why? To like a shower-bath from the rain?"
"And how did you dry yourself?"
"On an old towel and at the fire."
He still stared at her in a dumbfounded way.
"And supposing anybody came," he said.
"Who would come?"
"Who? Why anybody! And Mellors. Does he come? He must come in the evenings."
"Yes, he came later, when it had cleared up, to feed the pheasants with corn."
She spoke with amazing nonchalance. Mrs. Bolton, who was listening in the next room, heard in sheer admiration. To think a woman could carry it off so naturally!
"And suppose he'd come while you were running about in the rain with nothing on, like a maniac?"
"I suppose he'd have had the fright of his life, and cleared out as fast as he could."
Clifford still stared at her transfixed. What he thought in his under-consciousness he would never know. And he was too much taken aback to form one clear thought in his upper-consciousness. He just simply accepted what she said, in a sort of blank. And he admired her. He could not help admiring her. She looked so flushed and handsome and smooth: love smooth.
"At least," he said, subsiding, "you'll be lucky if you've got off without a severe cold."
"Oh, I haven't got a cold," she replied. She was thinking to herself of the other man's words: Tha's got the nicest woman's arse of anybody! She wished, she dearly wished she could tell Clifford that this had been said her, during the famous thunderstorm. However! She bore herself rather like an offended queen, and went upstairs to change.
That evening, Clifford wanted to be nice to her. He was reading one of the latest scientific-religious books: he had a streak of a spurious sort of religion in him, and was egocentrically concerned with the future of his own ego. It was like his habit to make conversation to Connie about some book, since the conversation between them had to be made, almost chemically. They had almost chemically to concoct it in their heads.
"What do you think of this, by the way?" he said, reaching for his book. "You'd have no need to cool your ardent body by running out in the rain, if only we had a few more aeons of evolution behind us. Ah here it is!—'The universe shows us two aspects: on one side it is physically wasting, on the other it is spiritually ascending.'"
Connie listened, expecting more. But Clifford was waiting. She looked at him in surprise.
"And if it spiritually ascends," she said, "what does it leave down below, in the place where its tail used to be?"
"Ah!" he said. "Take the man for what he means.Ascendingis the opposite of hiswasting, I presume."
"Spiritually blown out, so to speak!"
"No, but seriously, without joking: do you think there is anything in it?"
She looked at him again.
"Physically wasting?" she said. "I see you getting fatter, and I'm not wasting myself. Do you think the sun is smaller than he used to be? He's not to me. And I suppose the apple Adam offered Eve wasn't really much bigger, if any, than one of our orange pippins. Do you think it was?"
"Well, hear how he goes on: 'It is thus slowly passing, with a slowness inconceivable in our measures of time, to new creative conditions, amid which the physical world, as we at present know it, will be represented by a ripple barely to be distinguished from nonentity.'"
She listened with a glisten of amusement. All sorts of improper things suggested themselves. But she only said:
"What silly hocus-pocus! As if his little conceited consciousness could know what was happening as slowly as all that! It only meanshe's a physical failure on the earth, so he wants to make the whole universe a physical failure. Priggish little impertinence!"
"Oh, but listen! Don't interrupt the great man's solemn words! 'The present type of order in the world has risen from an unimaginable past, and will find its grave in an unimaginable future. There remains the inexhaustive realm of abstract forms, and creativity with its shifting character ever determined afresh by its own creatures, and God, upon whose wisdom all forms of order depend.' There, that's how he winds up!"
Connie sat listening contemptuously.
"He's spiritually blown out," she said. "What a lot of stuff! Unimaginables, and types of order in graves, and realms of abstract forms, and creativity with a shifty character, and God mixed up with forms of order! Why it's idiotic!"
"I must say, it is a little vaguely conglomerate, a mixture of gases, so to speak," said Clifford. "Still, I think there is something in the idea that the universe is physically wasting and spiritually ascending."
"Do you? Then let it ascend, so long as it leaves me safely and solidly physically here below."
"Do you like your physique?" he asked.
"I love it!" And through her mind went the words: It's the nicest, nicest woman's arse as is!
"But that is really rather extraordinary, because there's no denying it's an encumbrance. But then I suppose a woman doesn't take a supreme pleasure in the life of the mind."
"Supreme pleasure?" she said, looking up at him. "Is that sort of idiocy the supreme pleasure of the life of the mind? No thank you! Give me the body. I believe the life of the body is a greater reality than the life of the mind: when the body is really wakened to life. But so many people, like your famous wind-machine, have only got minds tacked on to their physical corpses."
He looked at her in wonder.
"The life of the body," he said, "is just the life of the animals."
"And that's better than the life of professional corpses. But it's not true! The human body is only just coming to real life. With the Greeks it gave a lovely flicker, then Plato and Aristotle killed it, and Jesus finished it off. But now the body is coming really to life, it is really rising from the tomb. And it will be a lovely, lovely life in the lovely universe, the life of the human body."
"My dear, you speak as if you were ushering it all in! True, you are going away on a holiday: but don't please be quite so indecently elated about it. Believe me, whatever God there is is slowly eliminating the guts and alimentary system from the human being, to evolve a higher, more spiritual being."
"Why should I believe you, Clifford, when I feel that whatever God there is has at last wakened up in my guts, as you call them, and is rippling so happily there, like dawn. Why should I believe you, when I feel so very much the contrary?"
"Oh, exactly! And what has caused this extraordinary change in you? Running out stark naked in the rain, and playing Bacchante? Desire for sensation, or the anticipation of going to Venice?"
"Both! Do you think it is horrid of me to be so thrilled at going off?" she said.
"Rather horrid to show it so plainly."
"Then I'll hide it."
"Oh, don't trouble! You almost communicate a thrill to me. I almost feel that it isIwho am going off."
"Well, why don't you come?"
"We've gone over all that. And as a matter of fact, I suppose your greatest thrill comes from being able to say a temporary farewell to all this. Nothing so thrilling, for the moment, as Good-bye-to-it-all! But every parting means a meeting elsewhere. And every meeting is a new bondage."
"I'm not going to enter any new bondages."
"Don't boast, while the gods are listening," he said.
She pulled up short.
"No! I won't boast!" she said.
But she was thrilled, none the less, to be going off: to feel bonds snap. She couldn't help it.
Clifford, who couldn't sleep, gambled all night with Mrs. Bolton, till she was too sleepy almost to live.
And the day came round for Hilda to arrive. Connie had arranged with Mellors that if everything promised well for their night together, she would hang a green shawl out of the window. If there were frustration, a red one.
Mrs. Bolton helped Connie to pack.
"It will be so good for your ladyship to have a change."
"I think it will. You don't mind having Sir Clifford on your hands alone for a time, do you?"
"Oh, no! I can manage him quite all right. I mean, I can do all he needs me to do. Don't you think he's better than he used to be?"
"Oh much! You do wonders with him."
"Do I though! But men are all alike: just babies, and you have to flatter them and wheedle them and let them think they're having their own way. Don't you find it so, my Lady!"
"I'm afraid I haven't much experience."
Connie paused in her occupation.
"Even your husband, did you have to manage him, and wheedle him like a baby?" she asked, looking at the other woman.
Mrs. Bolton paused too.
"Well!" she said. "I had to do a good bit of coaxing, with him too. But he always knew what I was after, I must say that. But he generally gave in to me."
"He was never the lord and master thing?"
"No! At least there'd be a look in his eyes sometimes, and then I knewI'dgot to give in. But usually he gave in to me. No, he was never lord and master. But neither was I. I knew when I could go no further with him, and then I gave in: though it cost me a good bit, sometimes."
"And what if you had held out against him?"
"Oh, I don't know. I never did. Even when he was in the wrong, if he was fixed, I gave in. You see I never wanted to break what was between us. And if you really set your will against a man, that finishes it. If you care for a man, you have to give in to him once he's really determined; whether you're in the right or not, you have to give in. Else you break something. But I must say, Ted 'ud give in to me sometimes, when I was set on a thing, and in the wrong. So I suppose it cuts both ways."
"And that's how you are with all your patients?" asked Connie.
"Oh, that's different. I don't care at all, in the same way. I know what's good for them, or I try to, and then I just contrive to manage them for their own good. It's not like anybody as you're really fond of. It's quite different. Once you've been really fond of a man, you can be affectionate to almost any man, if he needs you at all. But it's not the same thing. You don't reallycare. I doubt, once you'vereallycared, if you can ever really care again."
These words frightened Connie.
"Do you think one can only care once?" she asked.
"Or never. Most women never care, never begin to. They don't know what it means. Nor men either. But when I see a woman as cares, my heart stands still for her."
"And do you think men easily take offence?"
"Yes! If you wound them on their pride. But aren't women the same? Only our two prides are a bit different."
Connie pondered this. She began again to have some misgiving about her going away. After all, was she not giving the man the go-by, if only for a short time? And he knew it. That's why he was so queer and sarcastic.
Still! the human existence is a good deal controlled by the machine of external circumstance. She was in the power of this machine. She couldn't extricate herself all in five minutes. She didn't even want to.
Hilda arrived in good time on Thursday morning, in a nimble two-seater car, with her suitcase strapped firmly behind. She looked as demure and maidenly as ever, but she had the same will of her own. She had the very hell of a will of her own, as her husband had found out. But the husband was now divorcing her. Yes, she even made it easy for him to do that, though she had no lover. For the time being, she was "off" men. She was very well content to be quite her own mistress: and mistress of her two children, whom she was going to bring up "properly," whatever that may mean.
Connie was only allowed a suitcase, also. But she had sent on a trunk to her father, who was going by train. No use taking a car to Venice. And Italy much too hot to motor in, in July. He was going comfortably by train. He had just come down from Scotland.
So, like a demure arcadian field-marshall, Hilda arranged the material part of the journey. She and Connie sat in the upstairs room, chatting.
"But, Hilda!" said Connie, a little frightened. "I want to stay near here tonight. Not here: near here!"
Hilda fixed her sister with grey, inscrutable eyes. She seemed so calm: and she was so often furious.
"Where, near here?" she asked softly.
"Well, you know I love somebody, don't you?"
"I gathered there was something."
"Well, he lives near here, and I want to spend this last night with him. I must! I've promised."
Connie became insistent.
Hilda bent her Minerva-like head in silence. Then she looked up.
"Do you want to tell me who he is," she said.
"He's our gamekeeper," faltered Connie, and she flushed vividly, like a shamed child.
"Connie!" said Hilda, lifting her nose slightly with disgust: a motion she had from her mother.
"I know: but he's lovely really. He really understands tenderness," said Connie, trying to apologise for him.
Hilda, like a ruddy, rich-coloured Athena, bowed her head and pondered. She was really violently angry. But she dared not show it, because Connie, taking after her father, would straightway become obstreperous and unmanageable.
It was true, Hilda did not like Clifford: his cool assurance that he was somebody! She thought he made use of Connie shamefully and impudently. She had hoped her sisterwouldleave him. But, being solid Scotch middle class, she loathed any "lowering" of oneself, or the family. She looked up at last.
"You'll regret it," she said.
"I shan't," cried Connie, flushed red. "He's quite the exception. Ireallylove him. He's lovely as a lover."
Hilda still pondered.
"You'll get over him quite soon," she said, "and live to be ashamed of yourself because of him."
"I shan't! I hope I'm going to have a child of his."
"Connie!" said Hilda, hard as a hammer stroke, and pale with anger.
"I shall if I possibly can. I should be fearfully proud if I had a child by him."
It was no use talking to her. Hilda pondered.
"And doesn't Clifford suspect?" she said.
"Oh, no! Why should he?"
"I've no doubt you've given him plenty of occasion for suspicion," said Hilda.
"Not at all."
"And tonight's business seems quite gratuitous folly. Where does the man live?"
"In the cottage at the other end of the wood."
"Is he a bachelor?"
"No! His wife left him."
"How old?"
"I don't know. Older than me."
Hilda became more angry at every reply, angry as her mother used to be, in a kind of paroxysm. But still she hid it.
"I would give up tonight's escapade if I were you," she advised calmly.
"I can't! Imuststay with him tonight, or I can't go to Venice at all. I just can't."
Hilda heard her father over again, and she gave way, out of mere diplomacy. And she consented to drive to Mansfield, both of them, to dinner, to bring Connie back to the lane-end after dark, and to fetch her from the lane-end the next morning, herself sleeping in Mansfield, only half an hour away, good going. But she was furious. She stored it up against her sister, this baulk in her plans.
Connie flung an emerald-green shawl over her window sill.
On the strength of her anger, Hilda warmed towards Clifford. After all, he had a mind. And if he had no sex, functionally, all the better: so much the less to quarrel about! Hilda wanted no more of that sex business, where men became nasty, selfish little horrors. Connie really had less to put up with than many women, if she did but know it.
And Clifford decided that Hilda, after all, was a decidedly intelligent woman, and would make a man a first-rate helpmeet, if he were going in for politics for example. Yes, she had none of Connie's silliness, Connie was more a child: you had to make excuses for her, because she was not altogether dependable.
There was an early cup of tea in the hall, where doors were open to let in the sun. Everybody seemed to be panting a little.
"Good-bye, Connie girl! Come back to me safely."
"Good-bye, Clifford! Yes, I shan't be long." Connie was almost tender.
"Good-bye, Hilda! You will keep an eye on her, won't you?"
"I'll even keep two!" said Hilda. "She shan't go very far astray."
"It's a promise!"
"Good-bye, Mrs. Bolton! I know you'll look after Sir Clifford nobly."
"I'll do what I can, your Ladyship."
"And write to me if there is any news, and tell me about Sir Clifford, how he is."
"Very good, your Ladyship, I will. And have a good time, and come back and cheer us up."
Everybody waved. The car went off. Connie looked back and saw Clifford sitting at the top of the steps in his house-chair. After all, he was her husband: Wragby was her home: circumstance had done it.
Mrs. Chambers held the gate and wished her ladyship a happy holiday. The car slipped out of the dark spinney that masked the park, on to the highroad where the colliers were trailing home. Hilda turned to the Crosshill Road, that was not a main road, but ran to Mansfield. Connie put on goggles. They ran beside the railway, which was in a cutting below them. Then they crossed the cutting on a bridge.
"That's the lane to the cottage!" said Connie.
Hilda glanced at it impatiently.
"It's a frightful pity we can't go straight off!" she said. "We could have been in Pall Mall by nine o'clock."
"I'm sorry for your sake," said Connie, from behind her goggles.
They were soon at Mansfield, that once-romantic, now utterly disheartening colliery town. Hilda stopped at the hotel named in the motorcar book, and took a room. The whole thing was utterly uninteresting, and she was almost too angry to talk. However, Conniehadto tell her something of the man's history.
"He! He!What name do you call him by? You only sayhe," said Hilda.
"I've never called him by any name: nor he me: which is curious, when you come to think of it. Unless we say Lady Jane and John Thomas. But his name is Oliver Mellors."
"And how would you like to be Mrs. Oliver Mellors, instead of Lady Chatterley?"
"I'd love it."
There was nothing to be done with Connie. And anyhow, if the man had been a lieutenant in the army in India for four or five years, he must be more or less presentable. Apparently he had character. Hilda began to relent a little.
"But you'll be through with him in a while," she said, "and then you'll be ashamed of having been connected with him. Onecan'tmix up with the working people."
"But you are such a socialist! You're always on the side of the working classes."
"I may be on their side in a political crisis, but being on their side makes me know how impossible it is to mix one's life with theirs. Not out of snobbery, but just because the whole rhythm is different."
Hilda had lived among the real political intellectuals, so she was disastrously unanswerable.
The nondescript evening in the hotel dragged out, and at last they had a nondescript dinner. Then Connie slipped a few things into a little silk bag, and combed her hair once more.
"After all, Hilda," she said, "love can be wonderful; when you feel youlive, and are in the very middle of creation." It was almost like bragging on her part.
"I suppose every mosquito feels the same," said Hilda.
"Do you think it does? How nice for it!"
The evening was wonderfully clear and long-lingering, even in the small town. It would be half-light all night. With a face like a mask, from resentment, Hilda started her car again, and the two sped back on their traces, taking the other road, through Bolsover.
Connie wore her goggles and disguising cap, and she sat in silence. Because of Hilda's opposition, she was fiercely on the side of the man, she would stand by him through thick and thin.
They had their headlights on, by the time they passed Crosshill, and the small lit-up train that chuffed past in the cutting made it seem like real night. Hilda had calculated the turn into the lane at the bridge-end. She slowed up rather suddenly and swerved off the road, the lights glaring white into the grassy, overgrown lane. Connie looked out. She saw a shadowy figure, and she opened the door.
"Here we are!" she said softly.
But Hilda had switched off the lights, and was absorbed backing, making the turn.
"Nothing on the bridge?" she asked shortly.
"You're all right," said the man's voice.
She backed on to the bridge, reversed, let the car run forwards a few yards along the road, then backed into the lane, under a wych-elm tree, crushing the grass and bracken. Then all the lights went out. Connie stepped down. The man stood under the trees.
"Did you wait long?" Connie asked.
"Not so very," he replied.
They both waited for Hilda to get out. But Hilda shut the door of the car and sat tight.
"This is my sister Hilda. Won't you come and speak to her? Hilda! This is Mr. Mellors."
The keeper lifted his hat, but went no nearer.
"Do walk down to the cottage with us, Hilda," Connie pleaded. "It's not far."
"What about the car?"
"People do leave them on the lanes. You have the key."
Hilda was silent, deliberating. Then she looked backwards down the lane.
"Can I back round that bush?" she said.
"Oh, yes!" said the keeper.
She backed slowly round the curve, out of sight of the road, locked the car, and got down. It was night, but luminous dark. The hedges rose high and wild, by the unused lane, and very dark seeming. There was a fresh sweet scent on the air. The keeper went ahead, then came Connie, then Hilda, and in silence. He lit up the difficult places with a flashlight torch, and they went on again, while an owl softly hooted over the oaks, and Flossie padded silently around. Nobody could speak. There was nothing to say.
At length Connie saw the yellow light of the house, and her heart beat fast. She was a little frightened. They trailed on, still in Indian file.
He unlocked the door and preceded them into the warm but bare little room. The fire burned low and red in the grate. The table was set with two plates and two glasses, on a proper white tablecloth for once. Hilda shook her hair and looked round the bare, cheerless room. Then she summoned her courage and looked at the man.
He was moderately tall, and thin, and she thought him good-looking. He kept a quiet distance of his own, and seemed absolutely unwilling to speak.
"Do sit down, Hilda," said Connie.
"Do!" he said. "Can I make you tea or anything, or will you drink a glass of beer? It's moderately cool."
"Beer!" said Connie.
"Beer for me, please!" said Hilda, with a mock sort of shyness. He looked at her and blinked.
He took a blue jug and tramped to the scullery. When he came back with the beer, his face had changed again.
Connie sat down by the door, and Hilda sat in his seat, with the back to the wall, against the window corner.
"That is his chair," said Connie softly. And Hilda rose as if it had burnt her.
"Sit yer still, sit yer still! Ta'e ony cheer as yo'n a mind to, none of us is th' big bear," he said, with complete equanimity.
And he brought Hilda a glass, and poured her beer first from the blue jug.
"As for cigarettes," he said, "I've got none, but 'appen you've got your own. I dunna smoke, mysen. Shall y' eat summat?" He turned direct to Connie. "Shall t'eat a smite o' summat, if I bring it thee? Tha can usually do wi' a bite." He spoke the vernacular with a curious calm assurance, as if he were the landlord of the inn.
"What is there?" asked Connie, flushing.
"Boiled ham, cheese, pickled wa'nuts, if yer like. Nowt much."
"Yes," said Connie. "Won't you, Hilda?"
Hilda looked up at him.
"Why do you speak Yorkshire?" she said softly.
"That! That's non Yorkshire, that's Derby."
He looked back at her with that faint, distant grin.
"Derby, then! Why do you speak Derby? You spoke natural English at first."
"Did Ah though? An' canna Ah change if Ah'n a mind to 't? Nay nay, let me talk Derby if it suits me. If yo'n nowt against it."
"It sounds a little affected," said Hilda.
"Ay, 'appen so! An' up i' Tevershall yo'd sound affected." He looked again at her, with a queer calculating distance, along his cheek-bones: as if to say: Yi, an' who are you?
He tramped away to the pantry for the food.
The sisters sat in silence. He brought another plate, and knife and fork. Then he said:
"An if it's the same to you, I s'll ta'e my coat off, like I allers do."
And he took off his coat, and hung it on the peg, then sat down to table in his shirtsleeves: a shirt of thin, cream-coloured flannel.
"'Elp yerselves!" he said. "'Elp yerselves! Dunna wait f'r axin!"
He cut the bread, then sat motionless. Hilda felt, as Connie once used to, his power of silence and distance. She saw his smallish, sensitive, loose hand on the table. He was no simple working-man, not he: he was acting! acting!
"Still!" she said, as she took a little cheese. "It would be more natural if you spoke to us in normal English, not in vernacular."
He looked at her, feeling her devil of a will.
"Would it?" he said in the normal English. "Would it? Would anything that was said between you and me be quite natural, unless you said you wished me to hell before your sister ever saw me again: and unless I said something almost as unpleasant back again? Would anything else be natural?"
"Oh yes!" said Hilda. "Just good manners would be quite natural."
"Second nature, so to speak!" he said: then he began to laugh. "Nay," he said. "I'm weary o' manners. Let me be!"
Hilda was frankly baffled and furiously annoyed. After all, he might show that he realized he was being honoured. Instead of which, with his play-acting and lordly airs, he seemed to think it was he who was conferring the honour. Just impudence! Poor misguided Connie, in the man's clutches!
The three ate in silence. Hilda looked to see what his table manners were like. She could not help realizing that he was instinctively much more delicate and well-bred than herself. She had a certain Scottish clumsiness. And moreover, he had all the quiet self-contained assurance of the English, no loose edges. It would be very difficult to get the better of him.
But neither would he get the better of her.
"And do you really think," she said, a little more humanly, "it's worth the risk."
"Is what worth what risk?"
"This escapade with my sister."
He flickered his irritating grin.
"Yo' maun ax 'er!"
Then he looked at Connie.
"Tha comes o' thine own accord, lass, doesn't ter? It's non me as forces thee?"
Connie looked at Hilda.
"I wish you wouldn't cavil, Hilda."
"Naturally I don't want to. But someone has to think about things. You've got to have some of continuity in your life. You can't just go making a mess."
There was a moment's pause.
"Eh, continuity!" he said. "An' what by that? What continuity 'ave yer got i'yourlife? I thought you was gettin' divorced. What continuity's that? Continuity o' yer own stubbornness. I can see that much. An' what good's it goin' to do yer? Yo'll be sick o' yer continuity afore yer a fat sight older. A stubborn woman an' 'er own self-will: ay, they make a fat continuity, they do. Thank heaven, it isn't me as 'as got th' andlin' of yer!"