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Lambkin’s Newdigate
POEM WRITTEN FOR “NEWDIGATE PRIZE” IN ENGLISH VERSE
By J. A. Lambkin, Esq., of Burford College
N.B.—[The competitors are confined to the use of Rhymed Heroic Iambic Pentameters, but the introduction ofLyricsis permitted]
Subject: “THE BENEFITS CONFERRED BY SCIENCE, ESPECIALLY IN CONNECTION WITH THE ELECTRIC LIGHT”
For the benefit of those who do not care to read through the Poem but desire to know its contents, I append the following headings:
Invocation to the MuseHail! Happy Muse, and touch the tuneful string!The benefits conferred by Science[10]I sing.His theme: the Electric Light and its benefitsUnder the kind Examiners’[11]directionI only write about them in connectionWith benefits which the Electric LightConfers on us; especially at night.These are my theme, of these my song shall rise.My lofty head shall swell to strike the skies,[12]And tears of hopeless love bedew the maiden’s eyes.Second Invocation to the MuseDescend, O Muse, from thy divine abode,OsneyTo Osney, on the Seven Bridges Road;For under Osney’s solitary shadeThe bulk of the Electric Light is made.Here are the works, from hence the current flowsWhich (so the Company’s prospectus goes)Power of Works thereCan furnish to Subscribers hour by hourNo less than sixteen thousand candle power,[13]All at a thousand volts. (It is essentialTo keep the current at this high potentialIn spite of the considerable expense.)Statistics concerning themThe Energy developed represents,Expressed in foot-tons, the united forcesOf fifteen elephants and forty horses.But shall my scientific detail thusClip the dear wings of Buoyant Pegasus?Poetical or Rhetorical questionsShall pure statistics jar upon the earThat pants for Lyric accents loud and clear?Shall I describe the complex DynamoOr write about its commutator? No!The Theme changesTo happier fields I lead my wanton pen,The proper study of mankind is men.Third Invocation to the MuseAwake, my Muse! Portray the pleasing sightThat meets us where they make Electric Light.A picture of the ElectricianBehold the Electrician where he stands:Soot, oil, and verdigris are on his hands;Large spots of grease defile his dirty clothes,The while his conversation drips with oaths.Shall such a being perish in its youth?Alas! it is indeed the fatal truth.In that dull brain, beneath that hair unkempt,Familiarity has bred contempt.We warn him of the gesture all too late;Oh, Heartless Jove! Oh, Adamantine Fate!His awful fateSome random Touch—a hand’s imprudent slip—The Terminals—a flash—a sound like “Zip!”A smell of Burning fills the startled Air—The Electrician is no longer there!He changes his ThemeBut let us turn with true Artistic scornFrom facts funereal and from views forlornOf Erebus and Blackest midnight born.[14]Fourth Invocation to the MuseArouse thee, Muse! and chaunt in accents richThe interesting processes by whichThe Electricity is passed along:These are my theme, to these I bend my song.Description of method by which the Current is usedIt runs encased in wood or porous brickThrough copper wires two millimetres thick,And insulated on their dangerous missionBy indiarubber, silk, or composition,Here you may put with critical felicityThe following question: “What is Electricity?”Difficulty of determining nature of Electricity“Molecular Activity,” say some,Others when asked say nothing, and are dumb.Whatever be its nature: this is clear,The rapid current checked in its career,Baulked in its race and halted in its course[15]Transforms to heat and light its latent force:Conservation of Energy. Proofs of this: no experiment neededIt needs no pedant in the lecturer’s chairTo prove that light and heat are present there.The pear-shaped vacuum globe, I understand,Is far too hot to fondle with the hand.While, as is patent to the meanest sight,The carbon filament is very bright.Doubts on the Municipal system, but—As for the lights they hang about the town,Some praise them highly, others run them down.This system (technically called the arc)Makes some passages too light, others too dark.None on the DomesticBut in the house the soft and constant raysHave always met with universal praise.Its advantagesFor instance: if you want to read in bedNo candle burns beside your curtains’ head,Far from some distant corner of the roomThe incandescent lamp dispels the gloom,Advantages of large PrintAnd with the largest print need hardly tryThe powers of any young and vigorous eye.Fifth Invocation to the MuseAroint thee, Muse! inspired the poet sings!I cannot help observing future things!The only hope of Humanity is in ScienceLife is a vale, its paths are dark and roughOnly because we do not know enough.When Science has discovered something moreWe shall be happier than we were before.Peroration in the spirit of the rest of the PoemHail! Britain, mistress of the Azure Main,Ten Thousand Fleets sweep over thee in vain!Hail! mighty mother of the brave and free,That beat Napoleon, and gave birth to me!Thou that canst wrap in thine emblazoned robeOne quarter of the habitable globe.Thy mountains, wafted by a favouring breeze,Like mighty hills withstand the stormy seas.Warning to BritainThou art a Christian Commonwealth. And yetBe thou not all unthankful—nor forgetAs thou exultest in Imperial mightThe benefits of the Electric Light.
Invocation to the Muse
Hail! Happy Muse, and touch the tuneful string!The benefits conferred by Science[10]I sing.
Hail! Happy Muse, and touch the tuneful string!The benefits conferred by Science[10]I sing.
Hail! Happy Muse, and touch the tuneful string!The benefits conferred by Science[10]I sing.
Hail! Happy Muse, and touch the tuneful string!
The benefits conferred by Science[10]I sing.
His theme: the Electric Light and its benefits
Under the kind Examiners’[11]directionI only write about them in connectionWith benefits which the Electric LightConfers on us; especially at night.These are my theme, of these my song shall rise.My lofty head shall swell to strike the skies,[12]And tears of hopeless love bedew the maiden’s eyes.
Under the kind Examiners’[11]directionI only write about them in connectionWith benefits which the Electric LightConfers on us; especially at night.These are my theme, of these my song shall rise.My lofty head shall swell to strike the skies,[12]And tears of hopeless love bedew the maiden’s eyes.
Under the kind Examiners’[11]directionI only write about them in connectionWith benefits which the Electric LightConfers on us; especially at night.These are my theme, of these my song shall rise.My lofty head shall swell to strike the skies,[12]And tears of hopeless love bedew the maiden’s eyes.
Under the kind Examiners’[11]direction
I only write about them in connection
With benefits which the Electric Light
Confers on us; especially at night.
These are my theme, of these my song shall rise.
My lofty head shall swell to strike the skies,[12]
And tears of hopeless love bedew the maiden’s eyes.
Second Invocation to the Muse
Descend, O Muse, from thy divine abode,
Descend, O Muse, from thy divine abode,
Descend, O Muse, from thy divine abode,
Descend, O Muse, from thy divine abode,
Osney
To Osney, on the Seven Bridges Road;For under Osney’s solitary shadeThe bulk of the Electric Light is made.Here are the works, from hence the current flowsWhich (so the Company’s prospectus goes)
To Osney, on the Seven Bridges Road;For under Osney’s solitary shadeThe bulk of the Electric Light is made.Here are the works, from hence the current flowsWhich (so the Company’s prospectus goes)
To Osney, on the Seven Bridges Road;For under Osney’s solitary shadeThe bulk of the Electric Light is made.Here are the works, from hence the current flowsWhich (so the Company’s prospectus goes)
To Osney, on the Seven Bridges Road;
For under Osney’s solitary shade
The bulk of the Electric Light is made.
Here are the works, from hence the current flows
Which (so the Company’s prospectus goes)
Power of Works there
Can furnish to Subscribers hour by hourNo less than sixteen thousand candle power,[13]All at a thousand volts. (It is essentialTo keep the current at this high potentialIn spite of the considerable expense.)
Can furnish to Subscribers hour by hourNo less than sixteen thousand candle power,[13]All at a thousand volts. (It is essentialTo keep the current at this high potentialIn spite of the considerable expense.)
Can furnish to Subscribers hour by hourNo less than sixteen thousand candle power,[13]All at a thousand volts. (It is essentialTo keep the current at this high potentialIn spite of the considerable expense.)
Can furnish to Subscribers hour by hour
No less than sixteen thousand candle power,[13]
All at a thousand volts. (It is essential
To keep the current at this high potential
In spite of the considerable expense.)
Statistics concerning them
The Energy developed represents,Expressed in foot-tons, the united forcesOf fifteen elephants and forty horses.But shall my scientific detail thusClip the dear wings of Buoyant Pegasus?
The Energy developed represents,Expressed in foot-tons, the united forcesOf fifteen elephants and forty horses.But shall my scientific detail thusClip the dear wings of Buoyant Pegasus?
The Energy developed represents,Expressed in foot-tons, the united forcesOf fifteen elephants and forty horses.But shall my scientific detail thusClip the dear wings of Buoyant Pegasus?
The Energy developed represents,
Expressed in foot-tons, the united forces
Of fifteen elephants and forty horses.
But shall my scientific detail thus
Clip the dear wings of Buoyant Pegasus?
Poetical or Rhetorical questions
Shall pure statistics jar upon the earThat pants for Lyric accents loud and clear?Shall I describe the complex DynamoOr write about its commutator? No!
Shall pure statistics jar upon the earThat pants for Lyric accents loud and clear?Shall I describe the complex DynamoOr write about its commutator? No!
Shall pure statistics jar upon the earThat pants for Lyric accents loud and clear?Shall I describe the complex DynamoOr write about its commutator? No!
Shall pure statistics jar upon the ear
That pants for Lyric accents loud and clear?
Shall I describe the complex Dynamo
Or write about its commutator? No!
The Theme changes
To happier fields I lead my wanton pen,The proper study of mankind is men.
To happier fields I lead my wanton pen,The proper study of mankind is men.
To happier fields I lead my wanton pen,The proper study of mankind is men.
To happier fields I lead my wanton pen,
The proper study of mankind is men.
Third Invocation to the Muse
Awake, my Muse! Portray the pleasing sightThat meets us where they make Electric Light.
Awake, my Muse! Portray the pleasing sightThat meets us where they make Electric Light.
Awake, my Muse! Portray the pleasing sightThat meets us where they make Electric Light.
Awake, my Muse! Portray the pleasing sight
That meets us where they make Electric Light.
A picture of the Electrician
Behold the Electrician where he stands:Soot, oil, and verdigris are on his hands;Large spots of grease defile his dirty clothes,The while his conversation drips with oaths.Shall such a being perish in its youth?Alas! it is indeed the fatal truth.In that dull brain, beneath that hair unkempt,Familiarity has bred contempt.We warn him of the gesture all too late;Oh, Heartless Jove! Oh, Adamantine Fate!
Behold the Electrician where he stands:Soot, oil, and verdigris are on his hands;Large spots of grease defile his dirty clothes,The while his conversation drips with oaths.Shall such a being perish in its youth?Alas! it is indeed the fatal truth.In that dull brain, beneath that hair unkempt,Familiarity has bred contempt.We warn him of the gesture all too late;Oh, Heartless Jove! Oh, Adamantine Fate!
Behold the Electrician where he stands:Soot, oil, and verdigris are on his hands;Large spots of grease defile his dirty clothes,The while his conversation drips with oaths.Shall such a being perish in its youth?Alas! it is indeed the fatal truth.In that dull brain, beneath that hair unkempt,Familiarity has bred contempt.We warn him of the gesture all too late;Oh, Heartless Jove! Oh, Adamantine Fate!
Behold the Electrician where he stands:
Soot, oil, and verdigris are on his hands;
Large spots of grease defile his dirty clothes,
The while his conversation drips with oaths.
Shall such a being perish in its youth?
Alas! it is indeed the fatal truth.
In that dull brain, beneath that hair unkempt,
Familiarity has bred contempt.
We warn him of the gesture all too late;
Oh, Heartless Jove! Oh, Adamantine Fate!
His awful fate
Some random Touch—a hand’s imprudent slip—The Terminals—a flash—a sound like “Zip!”A smell of Burning fills the startled Air—The Electrician is no longer there!
Some random Touch—a hand’s imprudent slip—The Terminals—a flash—a sound like “Zip!”A smell of Burning fills the startled Air—The Electrician is no longer there!
Some random Touch—a hand’s imprudent slip—The Terminals—a flash—a sound like “Zip!”A smell of Burning fills the startled Air—The Electrician is no longer there!
Some random Touch—a hand’s imprudent slip—
The Terminals—a flash—a sound like “Zip!”
A smell of Burning fills the startled Air—
The Electrician is no longer there!
He changes his Theme
But let us turn with true Artistic scornFrom facts funereal and from views forlornOf Erebus and Blackest midnight born.[14]
But let us turn with true Artistic scornFrom facts funereal and from views forlornOf Erebus and Blackest midnight born.[14]
But let us turn with true Artistic scornFrom facts funereal and from views forlornOf Erebus and Blackest midnight born.[14]
But let us turn with true Artistic scorn
From facts funereal and from views forlorn
Of Erebus and Blackest midnight born.[14]
Fourth Invocation to the Muse
Arouse thee, Muse! and chaunt in accents richThe interesting processes by whichThe Electricity is passed along:These are my theme, to these I bend my song.
Arouse thee, Muse! and chaunt in accents richThe interesting processes by whichThe Electricity is passed along:These are my theme, to these I bend my song.
Arouse thee, Muse! and chaunt in accents richThe interesting processes by whichThe Electricity is passed along:These are my theme, to these I bend my song.
Arouse thee, Muse! and chaunt in accents rich
The interesting processes by which
The Electricity is passed along:
These are my theme, to these I bend my song.
Description of method by which the Current is used
It runs encased in wood or porous brickThrough copper wires two millimetres thick,And insulated on their dangerous missionBy indiarubber, silk, or composition,Here you may put with critical felicityThe following question: “What is Electricity?”
It runs encased in wood or porous brickThrough copper wires two millimetres thick,And insulated on their dangerous missionBy indiarubber, silk, or composition,Here you may put with critical felicityThe following question: “What is Electricity?”
It runs encased in wood or porous brickThrough copper wires two millimetres thick,And insulated on their dangerous missionBy indiarubber, silk, or composition,Here you may put with critical felicityThe following question: “What is Electricity?”
It runs encased in wood or porous brick
Through copper wires two millimetres thick,
And insulated on their dangerous mission
By indiarubber, silk, or composition,
Here you may put with critical felicity
The following question: “What is Electricity?”
Difficulty of determining nature of Electricity
“Molecular Activity,” say some,Others when asked say nothing, and are dumb.Whatever be its nature: this is clear,The rapid current checked in its career,Baulked in its race and halted in its course[15]Transforms to heat and light its latent force:
“Molecular Activity,” say some,Others when asked say nothing, and are dumb.Whatever be its nature: this is clear,The rapid current checked in its career,Baulked in its race and halted in its course[15]Transforms to heat and light its latent force:
“Molecular Activity,” say some,Others when asked say nothing, and are dumb.Whatever be its nature: this is clear,The rapid current checked in its career,Baulked in its race and halted in its course[15]Transforms to heat and light its latent force:
“Molecular Activity,” say some,
Others when asked say nothing, and are dumb.
Whatever be its nature: this is clear,
The rapid current checked in its career,
Baulked in its race and halted in its course[15]
Transforms to heat and light its latent force:
Conservation of Energy. Proofs of this: no experiment needed
It needs no pedant in the lecturer’s chairTo prove that light and heat are present there.The pear-shaped vacuum globe, I understand,Is far too hot to fondle with the hand.While, as is patent to the meanest sight,The carbon filament is very bright.
It needs no pedant in the lecturer’s chairTo prove that light and heat are present there.The pear-shaped vacuum globe, I understand,Is far too hot to fondle with the hand.While, as is patent to the meanest sight,The carbon filament is very bright.
It needs no pedant in the lecturer’s chairTo prove that light and heat are present there.The pear-shaped vacuum globe, I understand,Is far too hot to fondle with the hand.While, as is patent to the meanest sight,The carbon filament is very bright.
It needs no pedant in the lecturer’s chair
To prove that light and heat are present there.
The pear-shaped vacuum globe, I understand,
Is far too hot to fondle with the hand.
While, as is patent to the meanest sight,
The carbon filament is very bright.
Doubts on the Municipal system, but—
As for the lights they hang about the town,Some praise them highly, others run them down.This system (technically called the arc)Makes some passages too light, others too dark.
As for the lights they hang about the town,Some praise them highly, others run them down.This system (technically called the arc)Makes some passages too light, others too dark.
As for the lights they hang about the town,Some praise them highly, others run them down.This system (technically called the arc)Makes some passages too light, others too dark.
As for the lights they hang about the town,
Some praise them highly, others run them down.
This system (technically called the arc)
Makes some passages too light, others too dark.
None on the Domestic
But in the house the soft and constant raysHave always met with universal praise.
But in the house the soft and constant raysHave always met with universal praise.
But in the house the soft and constant raysHave always met with universal praise.
But in the house the soft and constant rays
Have always met with universal praise.
Its advantages
For instance: if you want to read in bedNo candle burns beside your curtains’ head,Far from some distant corner of the roomThe incandescent lamp dispels the gloom,
For instance: if you want to read in bedNo candle burns beside your curtains’ head,Far from some distant corner of the roomThe incandescent lamp dispels the gloom,
For instance: if you want to read in bedNo candle burns beside your curtains’ head,Far from some distant corner of the roomThe incandescent lamp dispels the gloom,
For instance: if you want to read in bed
No candle burns beside your curtains’ head,
Far from some distant corner of the room
The incandescent lamp dispels the gloom,
Advantages of large Print
And with the largest print need hardly tryThe powers of any young and vigorous eye.
And with the largest print need hardly tryThe powers of any young and vigorous eye.
And with the largest print need hardly tryThe powers of any young and vigorous eye.
And with the largest print need hardly try
The powers of any young and vigorous eye.
Fifth Invocation to the Muse
Aroint thee, Muse! inspired the poet sings!I cannot help observing future things!
Aroint thee, Muse! inspired the poet sings!I cannot help observing future things!
Aroint thee, Muse! inspired the poet sings!I cannot help observing future things!
Aroint thee, Muse! inspired the poet sings!
I cannot help observing future things!
The only hope of Humanity is in Science
Life is a vale, its paths are dark and roughOnly because we do not know enough.When Science has discovered something moreWe shall be happier than we were before.
Life is a vale, its paths are dark and roughOnly because we do not know enough.When Science has discovered something moreWe shall be happier than we were before.
Life is a vale, its paths are dark and roughOnly because we do not know enough.When Science has discovered something moreWe shall be happier than we were before.
Life is a vale, its paths are dark and rough
Only because we do not know enough.
When Science has discovered something more
We shall be happier than we were before.
Peroration in the spirit of the rest of the Poem
Hail! Britain, mistress of the Azure Main,Ten Thousand Fleets sweep over thee in vain!Hail! mighty mother of the brave and free,That beat Napoleon, and gave birth to me!Thou that canst wrap in thine emblazoned robeOne quarter of the habitable globe.Thy mountains, wafted by a favouring breeze,Like mighty hills withstand the stormy seas.
Hail! Britain, mistress of the Azure Main,Ten Thousand Fleets sweep over thee in vain!Hail! mighty mother of the brave and free,That beat Napoleon, and gave birth to me!Thou that canst wrap in thine emblazoned robeOne quarter of the habitable globe.Thy mountains, wafted by a favouring breeze,Like mighty hills withstand the stormy seas.
Hail! Britain, mistress of the Azure Main,Ten Thousand Fleets sweep over thee in vain!Hail! mighty mother of the brave and free,That beat Napoleon, and gave birth to me!Thou that canst wrap in thine emblazoned robeOne quarter of the habitable globe.Thy mountains, wafted by a favouring breeze,Like mighty hills withstand the stormy seas.
Hail! Britain, mistress of the Azure Main,
Ten Thousand Fleets sweep over thee in vain!
Hail! mighty mother of the brave and free,
That beat Napoleon, and gave birth to me!
Thou that canst wrap in thine emblazoned robe
One quarter of the habitable globe.
Thy mountains, wafted by a favouring breeze,
Like mighty hills withstand the stormy seas.
Warning to Britain
Thou art a Christian Commonwealth. And yetBe thou not all unthankful—nor forgetAs thou exultest in Imperial mightThe benefits of the Electric Light.
Thou art a Christian Commonwealth. And yetBe thou not all unthankful—nor forgetAs thou exultest in Imperial mightThe benefits of the Electric Light.
Thou art a Christian Commonwealth. And yetBe thou not all unthankful—nor forgetAs thou exultest in Imperial mightThe benefits of the Electric Light.
Thou art a Christian Commonwealth. And yet
Be thou not all unthankful—nor forget
As thou exultest in Imperial might
The benefits of the Electric Light.