We’re never old until we think we are—this I say, not as asopto those beyond the half-way station, but as a conclusion after some years of observation and association with men.
I know someyoung men of sixtywho are putting over a sample of golf that annexes my goat. One forgets their age when he finds them up and coming on every proposition of legitimate sport and pleasure. They’velearned how to liveandareliving.
There is a big change in the habits of men. The day in which we live is replete with simple enjoyments and facilities whereby tomake the most of them.Achievementkeeps them young, and achievement is a matter of management rather than working hours.Organizationcuts the hours off of the business day which leaves ample time for the recreation needed to insure a good appetite, a healthy body, and the right kind of sleep. If there is any secret in this simple process then consider that the cat is “out of the bag.”It’s yours.
“And her name was Maud”
“And her name was Maud”
If we see a lean, hungry, decrepit mule wearily dragging his load along we know at a glance that he is underfed, overworked, anddoesn’t receive proper care. He works too many hours a day, stands abuse from his driver, becomes morose, just the same as a human being, and finally, indifferent to what happens. Thus reduced to the depth of despair, he actually awaits the crack of thewhip across his loins before answering the call to move along.
But times are changing for both men and mules. Neither will stand the abuse and neglect of years gone by. Men are no longer the slaves of thebig boss. They have certain hours for work, after which their time is their own.
Fortunately the era of treating one’s self decently is on. The barroom has ceased to be the national indoor sport. Every self-respecting town or city has joined in thecommunity of intereststheory that out-of-door life is good for its citizens. The result isplay-groundsfor children,public parksfor all of the family, andgolf coursesnearby for the men. It beats the old front porch rocking chair proposition forty ways.
It isn’t more than twenty-five years sincethe real out-of-door era began to dawn. I remember distinctly as a boy of ten how hard it was to raise a companion after the evening meal. My parents held liberal views on the subject. They trusted me in the matter of keeping out of mischief and about the only warning I received was, “Don’t go far, anddon’t stay out too late.” With such elastic instructions I had very little trouble in keeping the record straight, for my parents never held me to strict account.
In my meanderings, however, I found the boys of my acquaintance pretty well hemmed in during the evening hours. The scene is easily recalled. The front stoop is plastered with rugs; the mother, father, sisters, aunts, and grandmother are seated about on the steps, hammock or porch chairs. Bob, Bill, Dick or Jim, as the case might be,was first to be noticed leaning against the front gate, or looking dreamily over the side fence. But as soon as the porch arguments began to warm up he could be seen edging along slowly, inch by inch, toward the rear—just nonchalantly, two pickets at a time, without any special semblance of hurrying. If his motherhad the floorin the argument he got away speedily and he generally waited for that.
But success was not always the case. Many times have I stood impatiently out of view giving thehurry-upsignal, when suddenly there came a loud call from the front that caused Robert to fall back into his own yard and walk quickly around to the whenceness of the clamor.
“What do you want, Ma?” he would enquire—as if he didn’t thoroughly well know.
“I want you to stay around here where I can keep an eye on you.Then I’ll know where you are.”
Sometimes this kind of a backset would require nearly a half hour of skilful jockeying to repair. After that only the boldest of plans stood a chance to succeed, such as walking into the house from the front as if in deep disgust, or after a drink of water in the rear of the house. Then out through the kitchen door and over the back fence in a jiffy.
A pointed argument
A pointed argument
A nudge fromsisteroften nullified this subterfuge when the mother seemed about to fall for the project, and that meant the loss of another fifteen minutes during which Bobby would actually go and take a swallow of water and come back to the porch, there to stretch and yawn until told that he’d bettergo in and go to bed.Victory at lastfor Bob, showing that there was more than one way to win a battle even in those days. The slamming of an upstairs bed-room door, meant for his mother’s ears, a slide down the “rain pipe”—and over the fence for Bobby.
But what a wonderful change has come into the parental mind since then. Now all Bob does is to announce where he is going—to the “gym,” over to Bill’s, motor-boating, canoeing, bicycling, a hike in the park, or a look in on the movies. Home and to bed by ten o’clock.
And what is the result? Boys of twelve now days become officers in Boy Scout companies. They go in for everything likely to make themathletic, manly and alert. At sixteen they have more general knowledge than boys of twenty had twenty-five years ago.And their minds are cleaner, likewise their bodies. Schooling comes easier to them, although the courses are far more advanced. It takes knowledge to get started off right now days.
This is an age ofpep, and the competition of today meanspep vs. pep. With equal mental preparedness the man with the brawn will stand the gaff that would kill his soft competitor.Lest we forget—recreation, a good appetite, a healthy body, and the proper amount of sleep—are positive requirements inmaking life worth while.