CHAPTER XII.THE NEWSPAPER.

CHAPTER XII.THE NEWSPAPER.

AND what about the newspaper? Well, it was a famous thing, for a time, and made a great stir in the family. The idea originated with Kate, who thought it would be rare sport to edit and publish a newspaper among themselves; and as the others readily fell in with her plan, the enterprise was soon under way. Aunt Fanny, who had frequently written for the press, consented to act as editor, and Marcus and the children all agreed to contribute their portion towards sustaining the paper. The preliminaries were soon settled. The paper was to be called “The Home Wreath.” It was to be issued weekly, and composed of one or more sheets of letter paper, according to the quantity of matter furnished. Its contents wereto consist of short selections, cut from other papers, and original articles. The latter were to be written on one side of narrow slips of paper, of a uniform size, so that, with the selections, they could be readily pasted into their places, in columns. Of course, but one copy of each paper could be prepared, which was to circulate as common property. The editor was authorized to reject, correct or condense whatever was sent for publication. Communications were to be sent to her through the letter-box; and it was further agreed that those who contributed an article or letter to the “Wreath” every week, should be exempted from further duties as members of the “Letter-writing Society,” if they did not choose to keep up their private correspondence.

The appearance of the first number of the “Home Wreath” was quite an event in the household. The editor maintained a dignified reserve in regard to its contents, until the day of publication, when it was quietly ushered before its little public, six or seven pairs of eyes being intently fastened upon it, before it had been two minutes from “the office.” As one and another, who had “a finger in the pie,”recognized their bantlings in the crowded columns, they looked pleased and surprised, while others, who searched in vain for their contributions, seemed still more surprised, and not quite so well pleased. But here are the “Notices to Correspondents,” which doubtless explain it all. Ah, yes, the editor is already bothered with articles too long for her little paper, or too carelessly written to appear in its columns. Well, perhaps this will be a salutary warning to the offenders; and meanwhile, they can avenge themselves by criticising the articles which have been more successful than their own. But we hear no captious criticism, and perceive no signs of ill nature. The “Wreath” is read, laughed over, discussed and admired by all, and at once takes its place as an “established fact.”

The second number of the new paper promptly appeared, the next week, and was generally regarded as an improvement on the first. The third was indeed a surprise number, and produced a great sensation in the family. It was issued on Ronald’s birth-day, who went early to the letter-box, thinking himself entitled to the remembrance of his correspondents, on such an occasion. Hefound a lot of small packages in the box, addressed to different persons, on one of which he found his own name. Tearing off the envelope, there appeared before him the “Home Wreath,” neatly printed from real type, on printing paper! He could scarcely credit his eyes, at first, but the evidence of its genuineness was too plain to be disputed, for there was one of his own articles in real print! The discovery was quickly known all over the house, and each of the inmates found a copy of the paper in the post office, bearing his or her address. Marcus and the editor both feigned surprise, when questioned about the affair; but after a while the facts leaked out. An old playmate and intimate friend of Marcus was employed in the printing office of the neighboring village. Marcus frequently visited him, and, with a view of getting up a birth-day present for Ronald, arranged with his friend to print the “Wreath” for that occasion. The plan was successfully carried out, as we have seen.

A transcript of this little sheet is given on the next two leaves, somewhat reduced in its dimensions and the size of its type, to suit our pages, but containing all the matter of the original.

THE HOME WREATH.══════════════════════════════════════════Vol. I.HIGHBURG, DECEMBER 4.No. 3.══════════════════════════════════════════THE HOME WREATH:A Weekly Journal for Home Improvement.PAGE & CO., PUBLISHERS.Terms—Gratis.

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THE HOME WREATH.

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Vol. I.HIGHBURG, DECEMBER 4.No. 3.

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THE HOME WREATH:

A Weekly Journal for Home Improvement.

PAGE & CO., PUBLISHERS.

Terms—Gratis.

For the Home Wreath,

LINES,INSCRIBED TO RONALD D. PAGE.

LINES,INSCRIBED TO RONALD D. PAGE.

LINES,

INSCRIBED TO RONALD D. PAGE.

I’m twelve! I’m twelve to-day!Hurrah, boys! let us shout!Come, leave your work and play,And kick old care away;Ye gloomy thoughts, get out!We’ll have no mopes about—I’m twelve! I’m twelve to-day!I’m twelve! I’m twelve to-day!A dozen years have fledSince first the morning ray,All sober, cold and gray,Stole in upon my head;How fast old Time hath sped!I’m twelve! I’m twelve to-day!I’m twelve! I’m twelve to-day!Then help me to be glad!Come all, and let’s be gay—There’s nothing more to payFor being bright than sad;Cheer up, then, lass and lad!I’m twelve! I’m twelve to-day!

I’m twelve! I’m twelve to-day!Hurrah, boys! let us shout!Come, leave your work and play,And kick old care away;Ye gloomy thoughts, get out!We’ll have no mopes about—I’m twelve! I’m twelve to-day!I’m twelve! I’m twelve to-day!A dozen years have fledSince first the morning ray,All sober, cold and gray,Stole in upon my head;How fast old Time hath sped!I’m twelve! I’m twelve to-day!I’m twelve! I’m twelve to-day!Then help me to be glad!Come all, and let’s be gay—There’s nothing more to payFor being bright than sad;Cheer up, then, lass and lad!I’m twelve! I’m twelve to-day!

I’m twelve! I’m twelve to-day!Hurrah, boys! let us shout!Come, leave your work and play,And kick old care away;Ye gloomy thoughts, get out!We’ll have no mopes about—I’m twelve! I’m twelve to-day!

I’m twelve! I’m twelve to-day!

Hurrah, boys! let us shout!

Come, leave your work and play,

And kick old care away;

Ye gloomy thoughts, get out!

We’ll have no mopes about—

I’m twelve! I’m twelve to-day!

I’m twelve! I’m twelve to-day!A dozen years have fledSince first the morning ray,All sober, cold and gray,Stole in upon my head;How fast old Time hath sped!I’m twelve! I’m twelve to-day!

I’m twelve! I’m twelve to-day!

A dozen years have fled

Since first the morning ray,

All sober, cold and gray,

Stole in upon my head;

How fast old Time hath sped!

I’m twelve! I’m twelve to-day!

I’m twelve! I’m twelve to-day!Then help me to be glad!Come all, and let’s be gay—There’s nothing more to payFor being bright than sad;Cheer up, then, lass and lad!I’m twelve! I’m twelve to-day!

I’m twelve! I’m twelve to-day!

Then help me to be glad!

Come all, and let’s be gay—

There’s nothing more to pay

For being bright than sad;

Cheer up, then, lass and lad!

I’m twelve! I’m twelve to-day!

An Exercise for Scholars.

An Exercise for Scholars.

An Exercise for Scholars.

InEngland, young candidates for appointment in the civil service are subjected to rigid examinations, designed to test their abilities and acquirements. The following extract, which we have somewhat abridged, shows one of the methods adopted for securing this end. It is said to be a literal copy of a document which a young applicant for a government clerkship was required to correct while undergoing his examination. We wonder how many of our young readers could put it into proper shape without consulting the dictionary.—Ed.

“Character of Washington.—At the braking out of the revolushonery war in Amerrica, Washinton joined the caus of indipendance. To detale his conduct in the yeares which followed would be butt to relaite the hystery of the American War. It may be said generaly that wethin a verry short peeriod after the declarashion of indipendance the affairs of Amerrica were in a condishun so desparate, that perhapps nothing but the piculear caractar of Washinton’s genious could have retreaved them. It required the consumate prudance, the calm whisdom, the inflexable firmness, the modarate and well-balenced temper of Washinton to imbrace such a plann of pollicy and to pursivere in it: to resist the tempations of entreprize to fix the confidance of his solders without the attraction of victery: to support the spirrit of the armey and the peopel ammidst those sloe and caushious planns of difensive warfare wich are more despereting than defeate itself: to restrain his owne hambition and the empettuosity of his troupes: to indure temparary hobscurety for the sallvation of his contry and for the attanement of solled and imortal glory: and to suffer even temparary reproach and oblaquy, supported by the haprobation of his own consience, and the applaus of that small number of wise men whose praise is an earnest of the hadmeration and grattitoode of possterity. Corage is enspired by succes, and it may be stimulated to dasperate exirtion even by callamity, but is generally pallseyed by inactivity. A sestem of caushous defence is the severest tryal of human fortitoode and by this teste the firmness of Washington was tryde.”

Hate.—Hannah More said: “If I wanted to punish an enemy, it should be by fastening on him the trouble of constantly hating somebody.”

The Home Wreath.──────────SATURDAY, DECEMBER 4.─────────────────────Nothing Insignificant.

The Home Wreath.──────────SATURDAY, DECEMBER 4.─────────────────────Nothing Insignificant.

The Home Wreath.

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SATURDAY, DECEMBER 4.

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Nothing Insignificant.

Ourhumble sheet is a very small affair; but if any stern critic is disposed to despise it on that account, let us remind him that there is nothing so small as to be wholly insignificant, when viewed in all its relations. We everywhere find little things linked with greater, and thousands of minute and hidden causes are constantly interlocking and working together, to bring about those events which impress us with their vastness and importance. A spark of fire may set in train a conflagration which will lay waste thousands of acres. Large and populous islands in the Pacific Ocean owe their origin to very small insects. The great globe itself is made up of little particles—the universe is but an aggregate of atoms. The astronomer finds it necessary to note the minutest fractions of time in observing the transit of a star whose age is perhaps measured by thousands of centuries, and whose revolutions extend through infinite space. Thus are moments linked with ages in the economy of nature, and thus are we reminded that nothing is so minute as to be insignificant.

I Can’t.

I Can’t.

I Can’t.

This phrase is always in the mouth of some children when requested to do anything. We once knew a boy who was greatly addicted to its use. He wanted to learn to skate, butafter one unsuccessful attempt, he gave it up, saying, “I can’t.” The next summer several of his playmates learned to swim, and he also wanted to learn; but after getting his mouth and ears full of water, one day, he cried, “I can’t,” and that was the end of his swimming experiments. If his class had a difficult lesson, he never learned it, and his excuse was always the same—“I can’t.” We once set him a copy in his writing-book, and told him that if he could not imitate it perfectly, he must write as well as he could. “I can’t,” was the ready reply. “What!” we exclaimed, “can’tyou write as well as you can?” He looked ashamed, but made no reply.

That boy is now a young man, but he is an ignorant, idle, and shiftless fellow, and, we fear, will never be of much use either to himself or to the world.

Commend us to the boy or girl who never says “I can’t,” except when enticed to do wrong. “I can” does all things; “I can’t,” nothing.

To Correspondents.

To Correspondents.

To Correspondents.

Several articles intended for this number are crowded out. We shall probably have to issue a double number next week, to accommodate our friends.

We observe that some of our correspondents occasionally apply the pronounthou, and the pronominal adjectivesthyandthine, to plural nouns. This is wrong.Youandyoursmay be used either in the singular or plural number; butthou,thyandthineare always singular. You cannot say to a father and mother, as a poem which we lately saw in a newspaper, (notthe “Wreath,”) said,—

“Thydarling is in heaven.”

“Thydarling is in heaven.”

“Thydarling is in heaven.”

News Items.

News Items.

News Items.

☞The Winter Term of the Highburg Academy commences on Monday next, and will continue eleven weeks. Robert Upton, A. M., Preceptor; Mr. Marcus Page, Assistant Teacher; and Miss Martha D. Tillotson, Teacher of Drawing and Music.

☞It is reported that traces of bears have been recently seen near Turkey Hill, in the eastern part of Highburg. Several bears have been killed this winter in the upper part of the county, and we should not be surprised if some of the “varmints” made us a visit ere long.

☞A lynx was shot last week in Burlington. The paper from which we glean this item says: “The animal is a rare one in Vermont. It is of a grayish color, with ears ending in tufts of black hair, standing [not the ‘ears,’ nor the ‘hair,’ we presume, but the lynx] a little more than a foot high, and measuring three feet in length. It subsists on hares, rabbits, and such small animals, occasionally attacking a sheep, or even a deer, by dropping on them [it] from a branch of a tree.”

☞Two boys who had been skating in New York, a week or two since, were attacked with violent cramps and inflammation, and one of them died from the effects. It is conjectured that they laid down upon the ice, while heated from their exercise. This should be a warning to skaters.

☞The snow which fell Wednesday, though light, is sufficient to make pretty good sleighing, and every body seems to be improving it. The proprietors, contributors and subscribers of the “Wreath” took their first sleigh-ride, this season, on Thursday. They were all comfortably stowed away in a sleigh and a pung!

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Correspondence.

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For the Wreath.

Small Beginnings.

Small Beginnings.

Small Beginnings.

A gentleman was once examining a very large and fine library in Boston, when the lady who had introduced him, asked him if he would like to see the “nucleus” of the collection. (If you do not know what “nucleus” means, you will have to turn to the dictionary, as I can think of no simpler word to substitute for it.) “Yes, I should like to see it,” replied the visitor. She then exhibited to him a Latin dictionary, which she said was purchased by the owner when a boy, with money obtained by the sale of blueberries. The owner was a farmer’s boy, and that is the way he began his fine library. He is now a learned man, and is well known in this country and in Europe.

For the Wreath.

Vanity—A Fable.

Vanity—A Fable.

Vanity—A Fable.

Two birds, whose plumage was very brilliant, and whose song was beautiful, were sitting on a tree, singing, when they discovered a man looking at them very intently. “There is an admirer—see how we have entranced him!” cried one of the birds, and she put on her proudest air, and warbled her sweetest song. “I do not like to be gazed at so earnestly by a stranger,” modestly replied the other bird; “come, let us go and hide ourselves from the intruder.” The modest bird flew into a thicket and concealed herself; but the other, flying to the top-most bough, began to show off all her airs, when suddenly the sharp crack of a gun was heard, and the silly bird fell dead.

Moral.—“Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall.”

Keta.

For the Wreath.

Miss Editor:—I feel slighted. You are all writing for the “Wreath,” but not a soul of you has asked me to contribute to your interesting paper. Why is this? Have I not heard some of you say that I know as much as many human bipeds of the same age? Don’t I understand almost everything that you say to me? And if I onlycouldtalk, wouldn’t I rattle away as fast as any of you? I bet I would. If I don’t talk, it isn’t because I’ve got no ideas, depend on that. But you see I can write, although perhaps you did not know it. But fearing I am an intruder, I will stop.

Rover.

For the Wreath.

The Snow.

The Snow.

The Snow.

Hurrah! The snow has come!—Now wont we have fine times! I like to see it come thick and fast, and bury everything up. How curious it is, to see the woods, and fences, and stones, and roofs, and fields, and hills, covered over with the pure white snow! What fun it is to roll and tumble in it! I like to have the roads all blocked up, so that we can’t get anywhere, not even to school. Then what fun it is to break out the ways! We have a large sled, with a plough lashed to the off side. Then we hitch on six or eight yoke of oxen, and are ready for a start. The boys load up the sled, and a lot of men go ahead to shovel through the deep drifts, and so we go all over town till the roads are broken out.

Ron.

For the Wreath.

A Cunning Fellow.

A Cunning Fellow.

A Cunning Fellow.

The summer that I lived in Brookdale, I was one day in the woods, with my cousin Jerry, and another boy, named Clinton, when we found a fox’s hole. We began to dig her out; but when we got to the end of the hole, we found nothing. Clinton said he had known a fox to bank herself up in a separate cell, when her hole was invaded; and we determined to see if our fox had not served us so. We dug, and soon found eight little ones, all stowed away in a cell by themselves. We then tried to find the old one, but could not. So we took the little ones and started off; but on looking back we saw the old fox dart out of the hole and disappear. We went back to examine the hole again, and found that she had a separate cell for herself, which escaped our search. So she saved her own life, but she lost her little ones.

Oscar.

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Gleanings.

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Digest what you read. It is not what you eat but what you digest that gives nourishment to the body; so with the mind. Young people sometimes run through a book, and are not able to tell afterwards what they have been reading.

“John,” said the schoolmaster, “you will soon be a man, and will have to do business. What do you suppose you will do when you have to write letters, unless you learn to spell, better?” “O, sir, I shall put easy words in them.”

“Dick, I say, why don’t you turn the buffalo robe t’other side out?—hair is the warmest.”

“Bah, Tom, you get out. Do you suppose the animal himself didn’t know how to wear his hide?”


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