A number of amusing incidents have been more or less accurately reported concerning Mark Twain's dim perception of certain physical surroundings, and his vague resulting memories—his absent-mindedness, as we say.
It was not that he was inattentive—no man was ever less so if the subject interested him—but only that the casual, incidental thing seemed not to find a fixed place in his deeper consciousness.
By no means was Mark Twain's absent-mindedness a development of old age. On the two occasions following he was in the very heyday of his mental strength. Especially was it, when he was engaged upon some absorbing or difficult piece of literature, that his mind seemed to fold up and shut most of the world away. Soon after his return from Europe, when he was still struggling with 'A Tramp Abroad', he wearily put the manuscript aside, one day, and set out to invite F. G. Whitmore over for a game of billiards. Whitmore lived only a little way down the street, and Clemens had been there time and again. It was such a brief distance that he started out in his slippers and with no hat. But when he reached the corner where the house, a stone's-throw away, was in plain view he stopped. He did not recognize it. It was unchanged, but its outlines had left no impress upon his mind. He stood there uncertainly a little while, then returned and got the coachman, Patrick McAleer, to show him the way.
The second, and still more picturesque instance, belongs also to this period. One day, when he was playing billiards with Whitmore, George, the butler, came up with a card.
“Who is he, George?” Clemens asked, without looking at the card.
“I don't know, suh, but he's a gentleman, Mr. Clemens.”
“Now, George, how many times have I told you I don't want to see strangers when I'm playing billiards! This is just some book agent, or insurance man, or somebody with something to sell. I don't want to see him, and I'm not going to.”
“Oh, but this is a gentleman, I'm sure, Mr. Clemens. Just look at his card, suh.”
“Yes, of course, I see—nice engraved card—but I don't know him, and if it was St. Peter himself I wouldn't buy the key of salvation! You tell him so—tell him—oh, well, I suppose I've got to go and get rid of him myself. I'll be back in a minute, Whitmore.”
He ran down the stairs, and as he got near the parlor door, which stood open, he saw a man sitting on a couch with what seemed to be some framed water-color pictures on the floor near his feet.
“Ah, ha!” he thought, “I see. A picture agent. I'll soon get rid of him.”
He went in with his best, “Well, what can I do for you?” air, which he, as well as any man living, knew how to assume; a friendly air enough, but not encouraging. The gentleman rose and extended his hand.
“How are you, Mr. Clemens?” he said.
Of course this was the usual thing with men who had axes to grind or goods to sell. Clemens did not extend a very cordial hand. He merely raised a loose, indifferent hand—a discouraging hand.
“And how is Mrs. Clemens?” asked the uninvited guest.
So this was his game. He would show an interest in the family and ingratiate himself in that way; he would be asking after the children next.
“Well—Mrs. Clemens is about as usual—I believe.”
“And the children—Miss Susie and little Clara?”
This was a bit startling. He knew their names! Still, that was easy to find out. He was a smart agent, wonderfully smart. He must be got rid of.
“The children are well, quite well,” and (pointing down at the pictures)—“We've got plenty like these. We don't want any more. No, we don't care for any more,” skilfully working his visitor toward the door as he talked.
The man, looking non-plussed—a good deal puzzled—allowed himself to be talked into the hall and toward the front door. Here he paused a moment:
“Mr. Clemens, will you tell me where Mr. Charles Dudley Warner lives?”
This was the chance! He would work him off on Charlie Warner. Perhaps Warner needed pictures.
“Oh, certainly, certainly! Right across the yard. I'll show you. There's a walk right through. You don't need to go around the front way at all. You'll find him at home, too, I'm pretty sure”; all the time working his caller out and down the step and in the right direction.
The visitor again extended his hand.
“Please remember me to Mrs. Clemens and the children.”
“Oh, certainly, certainly, with pleasure. Good day. Yes, that's the house Good-by.”
On the way back to the billiard-room Mrs. Clemens called to him. She was ill that day.
“Youth!”
“Yes, Livy.” He went in for a word.
“George brought me Mr. B——'s card. I hope you were very nice to him; the B——s were so nice to us, once last year, when you were gone.”,
“The B——s—Why, Livy——”
“Yes, of course, and I asked him to be sure to call when he came to Hartford.”
He gazed at her helplessly.
“Well, he's been here.”
“Oh, Youth, have you done anything?”
“Yes, of course I have. He seemed to have some pictures to sell, so I sent him over to Warner's. I noticed he didn't take them with him. Land sakes, Livy, what can I do?”
“Which way did he go, Youth?”
“Why, I sent him to Charlie Warner's. I thought——”
“Go right after him. Go quick! Tell him what you have done.”
He went without further delay, bareheaded and in his slippers, as usual. Warner and B——were in cheerful and friendly converse. They had met before. Clemens entered gaily:
“Oh Yes, I see! You found him all right. Charlie, we met Mr. B——and his wife in Europe last summer and they made things pleasant for us. I wanted to come over here with him, but was a good deal occupied just then. Livy isn't very well, but she seems a good deal better, so I just followed along to have a good talk, all together.”
He stayed an hour, and whatever bad impression had formed in B——'s mind faded long before the hour ended. Returning home Clemens noticed the pictures still on the parlor floor.
“George,” he said, “what pictures are those that gentleman left?”
“Why, Mr. Clemens, those are our own pictures. I've been straightening up the room a little, and Mrs. Clemens had me set them around to see how they would look in new places. The gentleman was looking at them while he was waiting for you to come down.”
It was at Elmira, in July (1880), that the third little girl came—Jane Lampton, for her grandmother, but always called Jean. She was a large, lovely baby, robust and happy. When she had been with them a little more than a month Clemens, writing to Twichell, said:
DEAR OLD JOE,—Concerning Jean Clemens, if anybody said he “didn'tsee no pints about that frog that's any better'n any other frog,” Ishould think he was convicting himself of being a pretty poor sortof observer. She is the comeliest and daintiest and perfectestlittle creature the continents and archipelagos have seen since theBay and Susy were her size. I will not go into details; it is notnecessary; you will soon be in Hartford, where I have already hireda hall; the admission fee will be but a trifle.It is curious to note the change in the stock-quotations of theAffection Board brought about by throwing this new security on themarket. Four weeks ago the children still put Mama at the head ofthe list right along, where she had always been. But now:JeanMamaMotley |catsFraulein |PapaThat is the way it stands now. Mama is become No. 2; I have droppedfrom No. 4, and am become No. 5. Some time ago it used to be nipand tuck between me and the cats, but after the cats “developed” Ididn't stand any more show.Been reading Daniel Webster's Private Correspondence. Have read ahundred of his diffuse, conceited, “eloquent,” bathotic (orbathostic) letters, written in that dim (no, vanished) past, when hewas a student. And Lord! to think that this boy, who is so real tome now, and so booming with fresh young blood and bountiful life,and sappy cynicisms about girls, has since climbed the Alps of fameand stood against the sun one brief, tremendous moment with theworld's eyes on him, and then——fzt! where is he? Why, the onlylong thing, the only real thing about the whole shadowy business, isthe sense of the lagging dull and hoary lapse of time that hasdrifted by since then; a vast, empty level, it seems, with aformless specter glimpsed fitfully through the smoke and mist thatlie along its remote verge.Well, we are all getting along here first-rate. Livy gains strengthdaily and sits up a deal; the baby is five weeks old and——But nomore of this. Somebody may be reading this letter eighty yearshence. And so, my friend (you pitying snob, I mean, who are holdingthis yellow paper in your hand in 1960), save yourself the troubleof looking further. I know how pathetically trivial our smallconcerns would seem to you, and I will not let your eye profanethem. No, I keep my news; you keep your compassion. Suffice it youto know, scoffer and ribald, that the little child is old and blindnow, and once more tooth less; and the rest of us are shadows thesemany, many years. Yes, and your time cometh!MARK.
It is the ageless story. He too had written his youthful letters, and later had climbed the Alps of fame and was still outlined against the sun. Happily, the little child was to evade that harsher penalty—the unwarranted bitterness and affront of a lingering, palsied age.
Mrs. Clemens, in a letter somewhat later, set down a thought similar to his:
“We are all going so fast. Pretty soon we shall have been dead a hundred years.”
Clemens varied his work that summer, writing alternately on 'The Prince and the Pauper' and on the story about 'Huck Finn', which he had begun four years earlier.
He read the latter over and found in it a new interest. It did not fascinate him, as did the story of the wandering prince. He persevered only as the spirit moved him, piling up pages on both the tales.
He always took a boy's pride in the number of pages he could complete at a sitting, and if the day had gone well he would count them triumphantly, and, lighting a fresh cigar, would come tripping down the long stair that led to the level of the farm-house, and, gathering his audience, would read to them the result of his industry; that is to say, he proceeded with the story of the Prince. Apparently he had not yet acquired confidence or pride enough in poor Huck to exhibit him, even to friends.
The reference (in the letter to Twichell) to the cats at the farm introduces one of the most important features of that idyllic resort. There were always cats at the farm. Mark Twain himself dearly loved cats, and the children inherited this passion. Susy once said:
“The difference between papa and mama is, that mama loves morals and papa loves cats.”
The cats did not always remain the same, but some of the same ones remained a good while, and were there from season to season, always welcomed and adored. They were commendable cats, with such names as Fraulein, Blatherskite, Sour Mash, Stray Kit, Sin, and Satan, and when, as happened now and then, a vacancy occurred in the cat census there followed deep sorrow and elaborate ceremonies.
Naturally, there would be stories about cats: impromptu bedtime stories, which began anywhere and ended nowhere, and continued indefinitely through a land inhabited only by cats and dreams. One of these stories, as remembered and set down later, began:
Once upon a time there was a noble, big cat whose christian name wasCatasaqua, because she lived in that region; but she didn't have anysurname, because she was a short-tailed cat, being a manx, anddidn't need one. It is very just and becoming in a long-tailed catto have a surname, but it would be very ostentatious, and evendishonorable, in a manx. Well, Catasaqua had a beautiful family ofcatlings; and they were of different colors, to harmonize with theircharacters. Cattaraugus, the eldest, was white, and he had highimpulses and a pure heart; Catiline, the youngest, was black, and hehad a self-seeking nature, his motives were nearly always base, hewas truculent and insincere. He was vain and foolish, and oftensaid that he would rather be what he was, and live like a bandit,yet have none above him, than be a cat-o'-nine-tails and eat withthe king.
And so on without end, for the audience was asleep presently and the end could wait.
There was less enthusiasm over dogs at Quarry Farm.
Mark Twain himself had no great love for the canine breed. To a woman who wrote, asking for his opinion on dogs, he said, in part:
By what right has the dog come to be regarded as a “noble” animal?The more brutal and cruel and unjust you are to him the more yourfawning and adoring slave he becomes; whereas, if you shamefullymisuse a cat once she will always maintain a dignified reservetoward you afterward—you can never get her full confidence again.
He was not harsh to dogs; occasionally he made friends with them. There was once at the farm a gentle hound, named Bones, that for some reason even won his way into his affections. Bones was always a welcome companion, and when the end of summer came, and Clemens, as was his habit, started down the drive ahead of the carriage, Bones, half-way to the entrance, was waiting for him. Clemens stooped down, put his arms around him, and bade him an affectionate good-by. He always recalled Bones tenderly, and mentioned him in letters to the farm.
The continued assault of Canadian pirates on his books kept Mark Twain's interest sharply alive on the subject of copyright reform. He invented one scheme after another, but the public-mind was hazy on the subject, and legislators were concerned with purposes that interested a larger number of voters. There were too few authors to be of much value at the polls, and even of those few only a small percentage were vitally concerned. For the others, foreign publishers rarely paid them the compliment of piracy, while at home the copyright limit of forty-two years was about forty-two times as long as they needed protection. Bliss suggested a law making the selling of pirated books a penal offense, a plan with a promising look, but which came to nothing.
Clemens wrote to his old friend Rollin M. Daggett, who by this time was a Congressman. Daggett replied that he would be glad to introduce any bill that the authors might agree upon, and Clemens made at least one trip to Washington to discuss the matter, but it came to nothing in the end. It was a Presidential year, and it would do just as well to keep the authors quiet by promising to do something next year. Any legislative stir is never a good thing for a campaign.
Clemens's idea for copyright betterment was not a fixed one. Somewhat later, when an international treaty which would include protection for authors was being discussed, his views had undergone a change. He wrote, asking Howells:
Will the proposed treaty protect us (and effectually) againstCanadian piracy? Because, if it doesn't, there is not a singleargument in favor of international copyright which a rationalAmerican Senate could entertain for a moment. My notions havemightily changed lately. I can buy Macaulay's History, three vols.;bound, for $1.25; Chambers's Cyclopaedia, ten vols., cloth, for$7.25 (we paid $60), and other English copyrights in proportion; Ican buy a lot of the great copyright classics, in paper, at fromthree cents to thirty cents apiece. These things must find theirway into the very kitchens and hovels of the country. A generationof this sort of thing ought to make this the most intelligent andthe best-read nation in the world. International copyright mustbecloud this sun and bring on the former darkness and dime novelreading.Morally this is all wrong; governmentally it is all right. For itis the duty of governments and families to be selfish, and look outsimply for their own. International copyright would benefit a fewEnglish authors and a lot of American publishers, and be a profounddetriment to twenty million Americans; it would benefit a dozenAmerican authors a few dollars a year, and there an end. The realadvantages all go to English authors and American publishers.And even if the treaty will kill Canadian piracy, and thus save mean average of $5,000 a year, I'm down on it anyway, and I'd likecussed well to write an article opposing the treaty.
It is a characteristic expression. Mark Twain might be first to grab for the life-preserver, but he would also be first to hand it to a humanity in greater need. He could damn the human race competently, but in the final reckoning it was the interest of that race that lay closest to his heart.
Mention has been made in an earlier chapter of Clemens's enthusiasms or “rages” for this thing and that which should benefit humankind. He was seldom entirely without them. Whether it was copyright legislation, the latest invention, or a new empiric practice, he rarely failed to have a burning interest in some anodyne that would provide physical or mental easement for his species. Howells tells how once he was going to save the human race with accordion letter-files—the system of order which would grow out of this useful device being of such nerve and labor saving proportions as to insure long life and happiness to all. The fountain-pen, in its first imperfect form, must have come along about the same time, and Clemens was one of the very earliest authors to own one. For a while it seemed that the world had known no greater boon since the invention of printing; but when it clogged and balked, or suddenly deluged his paper and spilled in his pocket, he flung it to the outer darkness. After which, the stylographic pen. He tried one, and wrote severally to Dr. Brown, to Howells, and to Twichell, urging its adoption. Even in a letter to Mrs. Howells he could not forget his new possession:
And speaking of Howells, he ought to use the stylographic pen, thebest fountain-pen yet invented; he ought to, but of course he won't—a blamed old sodden-headed conservative—but you see yourself whata nice, clean, uniform MS. it makes.
And at the same time to Twichell:
I am writing with a stylographic pen. It takes a royal amount ofcussing to make the thing go the first few days or a week, but bythat time the dullest ass gets the hang of the thing, and after thatno enrichments of expression are required, and said ass finds thestylographic a genuine God's blessing. I carry one in each breechespocket, and both loaded. I'd give you one of them if I had youwhere I could teach you how to use it—not otherwise. For theaverage ass flings the thing out of the window in disgust the secondday, believing it hath no virtue, no merit of any sort; whereas thelack lieth in himself, God of his mercy damn him.
It was not easy to withstand Mark Twain's enthusiasm. Howells, Twichell, and Dr. Brown were all presently struggling and swearing (figuratively) over their stylographic pens, trying to believe that salvation lay in their conquest. But in the midst of one letter, at last, Howells broke down, seized his old steel weapon, and wrote savagely: “No white man ought to use a stylographic pen, anyhow!” Then, with the more ancient implement, continued in a calmer spirit.
It was only a little later that Clemens himself wrote:
You see I am trying a new pen. I stood the stylograph as long as Icould, and then retired to the pencil. The thing I am trying now isthat fountain-pen which is advertised to employ and accommodateitself to any kind of pen. So I selected an ordinary gold pen—alimber one—and sent it to New York and had it cut and fitted tothis thing. It goes very well indeed—thus far; but doubtless thedevil will be in it by tomorrow.
Mark Twain's schemes were not all in the line of human advancement; some of them were projected, primarily at least, for diversion. He was likely at any moment to organize a club, a sort of private club, and at the time of which we are writing he proposed what was called the “Modest” Club. He wrote to Howells, about it:
At present I am the only member, and as the modesty required must beof a quite aggravated type the enterprise did seem for a time doomedto stop dead still with myself, for lack of further material; but onreflection I have come to the conclusion that you are eligible.Therefore, I have held a meeting and voted to offer you thedistinction of membership. I do not know that we can find anyothers, though I have had some thought of Hay, Warner, Twichell,Aldrich, Osgood, Fields, Higginson, and a few more, together withMrs. Howells, Mrs. Clemens, and certain others of the sex. I havelong felt there ought to be an organized gang of our kind.
He appends the by-laws, the main ones being:
The object of the club shall be to eat and talk.Qualification for membership shall be aggravated modesty,unobtrusiveness, native humility, learning, talent, intelligence,unassailable character.There shall be no officers except a president, and any member whohas anything to eat and talk about may constitute himself presidentfor the time being.Any brother or sister of the order finding a brother or a sister inimminently deadly peril shall forsake his own concerns, no matter atwhat cost, and call the police.Any member knowing anything scandalous about himself shallimmediately inform the club, so that they shall call a meeting andhave the first chance to talk about it.
It was one of his whimsical fancies, and Howells replied that he would like to join it, only that he was too modest—that is, too modest to confess that he was modest enough for membership.
He added that he had sent a letter, with the rules, to Hay, but doubted his modesty. He said:
“He will think he has a right to belong as much as you or I.”
Howells agreed that his own name might be put down, but the idea seems never to have gone any further. Perhaps the requirements of membership were too severe.
Eighteen hundred and eighty was a Presidential year. General Garfield was nominated on the Republican ticket (against General Hancock), and Clemens found him satisfactory.
Garfield suits me thoroughly and exactly [he wrote Howells]. I prefer himto Grant's friends. The Presidency can't add anything to Grant; he willshine on without it. It is ephemeral; he is eternal.
That was the year when the Republican party became panicky over the disaffection in its ranks, due to the defeat of Grant in the convention, and at last, by pleadings and promises, conciliated Platt and Conkling and brought them into the field. General Grant also was induced to save the party from defeat, and made a personal tour of oratory for that purpose. He arrived in Hartford with his family on the 16th of October, and while his reception was more or less partizan, it was a momentous event. A vast procession passed in review before him, and everywhere houses and grounds were decorated. To Mrs. Clemens, still in Elmira, Clemens wrote:
I found Mr. Beals hard at work in the rain with his decorations.With a ladder he had strung flags around our bedroom balcony, andthence around to the porte-cochere, which was elaborately flagged;thence the flags of all nations were suspended from a line whichstretched past the greenhouse to the limit of our grounds. Againsteach of the two trees on the mound, half-way down to our gate,stands a knight in complete armor. Piles of still-bundled flagsclutter up the ombra (to be put up), also gaudy shields of variousshapes (arms of this and other countries), also some huge glitteringarches and things done in gold and silver paper, containing mottoesin big letters. I broke Mr. Beals's heart by persistently andinflexibly annulling and forbidding the biggest and gorgeousest ofthe arches—it had on it, in all the fires of the rainbow, “The Homeof Mark Twain,” in letters as big as your head. Oh, we're going tobe decorated sufficient, don't you worry about that, madam.
Clemens was one of those delegated to receive Grant and to make a speech of welcome. It was a short speech but an effective one, for it made Grant laugh. He began:
“I am among those deputed to welcome you to the sincere and cordialhospitalities of Hartford, the city of the historic and reveredCharter Oak, of which most of the town is built.” He seemed to beat loss what to say next, and, leaning over, pretended to whisper toGrant; then, as if he had obtained the information he wanted, hesuddenly straightened up and poured out the old-fashioned eulogy onGrant's achievements, adding, in an aside, as he finished:“I nearly forgot that part of my speech,” which evoked roars oflaughter from the assembly and a grim smile from Grant. He spoke ofGrant as being out of public employment, with private opportunitiesclosed against him, and added, “But your country will reward you,never fear.”
Then he closed:
When Wellington won Waterloo, a battle about on a level with any oneof a dozen of your victories, sordid England tried to pay him forthat service with wealth and grandeurs. She made him a duke andgave him $4,000,000. If you had done and suffered for any othercountry what you have done and suffered for your own you would havebeen affronted in the same sordid way. But, thank God! this vastand rich and mighty republic is imbued to the core with a delicacywhich will forever preserve her from so degrading you.Your country loves you—your country's proud of you—your country isgrateful to you. Her applauses, which have been many, thundering inyour ears all these weeks and months, will never cease while theflag you saved continues to wave.Your country stands ready from this day forth to testify hermeasureless love and pride and gratitude toward you in everyconceivable—inexpensive way. Welcome to Hartford, great soldier,honored statesman, unselfish citizen.
Grant's grim smile showed itself more than once during the speech, and when Clemens reached the sentence that spoke of his country rewarding him in “every conceivable—inexpensive way” his composure broke up completely and he “nearly laughed his entire head off,” according to later testimony, while the spectators shouted their approval.
Grant's son, Col. Fred Grant,—[Maj.-Gen'l, U. S. Army, 1906. Died April, 1912.]—dined at the Clemens home that night, and Rev. Joseph Twichell and Henry C. Robinson. Twichell's invitation was in the form of a telegram. It said:
I want you to dine with us Saturday half past five and meet Col.Fred Grant. No ceremony. Wear the same shirt you always wear.
The campaign was at its height now, and on the evening of October 26th there was a grand Republican rally at the opera-house with addresses by Charles Dudley Warner, Henry C. Robinson, and Mark Twain. It was an unpleasant, drizzly evening, but the weather had no effect on their audience. The place was jammed and packed, the aisles, the windows, and the gallery railings full. Hundreds who came as late as the hour announced for the opening were obliged to turn back, for the building had been thronged long before. Mark Twain's speech that night is still remembered in Hartford as the greatest effort of his life. It was hardly that, except to those who were caught in the psychology of the moment, the tumult and the shouting of patriotism, the surge and sweep of the political tide. The roaring delight of the audience showed that to them at least it was convincing. Howells wrote that he had read it twice, and that he could not put it out of his mind. Whatever its general effect was need not now be considered. Garfield was elected, and perhaps Grant's visit to Hartford and the great mass-meeting that followed contributed their mite to that result.
Clemens saw General Grant again that year, but not on political business. The Educational Mission, which China had established in Hartford—a thriving institution for eight years or more—was threatened now by certain Chinese authorities with abolishment. Yung Wing (a Yale graduate), the official by whom it had been projected and under whose management it had prospered, was deeply concerned, as was the Rev. Joseph Twichell, whose interest in the mission was a large and personal one. Yung Wing declared that if influence could be brought upon Li Hung Chang, then the most influential of Chinese counselors, the mission might be saved. Twichell, remembering the great honors which Li Hung Chang had paid to General Grant in China, also Grant's admiration of Mark Twain, went to the latter without delay. Necessarily Clemens would be enthusiastic, and act promptly. He wrote to Grant, and Grant replied by telegraph, naming a day when he would see them in New York.
They met at the Fifth Avenue Hotel. Grant was in fine spirits, and by no means the “silent man” of his repute.
He launched at once into as free and flowing talk as I have ever heard[says Twichell], marked by broad and intelligent views on the subject ofChina, her wants, disadvantages, etc. Now and then he asked a question,but kept the lead of the conversation. At last he proposed, of his ownaccord, to write a letter to Li Hung Chang, advising the continuance ofthe Mission, asking only that I would prepare him some notes, giving himpoints to go by. Thus we succeeded easily beyond our expectations, thanks,very largely, to Clemens's assistance.
Clemens wrote Howells of the interview, detailing at some length Twichell's comical mixture of delight and chagrin at not being given time to air the fund of prepared statistics with which he had come loaded. It was as if he had come to borrow a dollar and had been offered a thousand before he could unfold his case.
I have two stories, and by the verbal agreement they are both goinginto the same book; but Livy says they're not, and by George! sheought to know. She says they're going into separate books, and thatone of them is going to be elegantly gotten up, even if the eleganceof it eats up the publisher's profits and mine too.I anticipate that publisher's melancholy surprise when he calls hereTuesday. However, let him suffer; it is his own fault. People whofix up agreements with me without first finding out what Livy'splans are take their fate into their own hands.I said two stories, but one of them is only half done; two or threemonths' work on it yet. I shall tackle it Wednesday or Thursday;that is, if Livy yields and allows both stories to go in one book,which I hope she won't.
The reader may surmise that the finished story—the highly regarded story—was 'The Prince and the Pauper'. The other tale—the unfinished and less considered one was 'The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn'. Nobody appears to have been especially concerned about Huck, except, possibly, the publisher.
The publisher was not the American Company. Elisha Bliss, after long ill health, had died that fall, and this fact, in connection with a growing dissatisfaction over the earlier contracts, had induced Clemens to listen to offers from other makers of books. The revelation made by the “half-profit” returns from A Tramp Abroad meant to him, simply that the profits had not been fairly apportioned, and he was accordingly hostile. To Orion he wrote that, had Bliss lived, he would have remained with the company and made it reimburse him for his losses, but that as matters stood he would sever the long connection. It seemed a pity, later, that he did this, but the break was bound to come. Clemens was not a business man, and Bliss was not a philanthropist. He was, in fact, a shrewd, capable publisher, who made as good a contract as he could; yet he was square in his dealings, and the contract which Clemens held most bitterly against him—that of 'Roughing It'—had been made in good faith and in accordance with the conditions, of that period. In most of the later contracts Clemens himself had named his royalties, and it was not in human nature—business human nature—for Bliss to encourage the size of these percentages. If one wished to draw a strictly moral conclusion from the situation, one might say that it would have been better for the American Publishing Company, knowing Mark Twain, voluntarily to have allowed him half profits, which was the spirit of his old understanding even if not the letter of it, rather than to have waited till he demanded it and then to lose him by the result. Perhaps that would be also a proper business deduction; only, as a rule, business morals are regulated by the contract, and the contract is regulated by the necessities and the urgency of demand.
Never mind. Mark Twain revised 'The Prince and the Pauper', sent it to Howells, who approved of it mightily (though with reservations as to certain chapters), and gave it to James R. Osgood, who was grateful and agreed to make it into a book upon which no expense for illustration or manufacture should be spared. It was to be a sort of partnership arrangement as between author and publisher, and large returns were anticipated.
Among the many letters which Clemens was just then writing to Howells one was dated “Xmas Eve.” It closes with the customary pleasantries and the final line:
“But it is growing dark. Merry Christmas to all of you!”
That last was a line of large significance. It meant that the air was filled with the whisper of hovering events and that he must mingle with the mystery of preparation. Christmas was an important season in the Clemens home. Almost the entire day before, Patrick was out with the sleigh, delivering food and other gifts in baskets to the poor, and the home preparations were no less busy. There was always a tree—a large one—and when all the gifts had been gathered in—when Elmira and Fredonia had delivered their contributions, and Orion and his wife in Keokuk had sent the annual sack of hickory-nuts (the big river-bottom nuts, big as a silver dollar almost, such nuts as few children of this later generation ever see) when all this happy revenue had been gathered, and the dusk of Christmas Eve had hurried the children off to bed, it was Mrs. Clemens who superintended the dressing of the tree, her husband assisting, with a willingness that was greater than his skill, and with a boy's anticipation in the surprise of it next morning.
Then followed the holidays, with parties and dances and charades, and little plays, with the Warner and Twichell children. To the Clemens home the Christmas season brought all the old round of juvenile happiness—the spirit of kindly giving, the brightness and the merrymaking, the gladness and tenderness and mystery that belong to no other season, and have been handed down through all the ages since shepherds watched on the plains of Bethlehem.
The tradition that fires occur in groups of three was justified in the Clemens household that winter. On each of three successive days flames started that might have led to ghastly results.
The children were croupy, and one morning an alcohol lamp near little Clara's bed, blown by the draught, set fire to the canopy. Rosa, the nurse, entered just as the blaze was well started. She did not lose her presence of mind,—[Rosa was not the kind to lose her head. Once, in Europe, when Bay had crept between the uprights of a high balustrade, and was hanging out over destruction, Rosa, discovering her, did not scream but spoke to her playfully and lifted her over into safety.]—but snatched the little girl out of danger, then opened the window and threw the burning bedding on the lawn. The child was only slightly scorched, but the escape was narrow enough.
Next day little Jean was lying asleep in her crib, in front of an open wood fire, carefully protected by a firescreen, when a spark, by some ingenuity, managed to get through the mesh of the screen and land on the crib's lace covering. Jean's nurse, Julia, arrived to find the lace a gust of flame and the fire spreading. She grabbed the sleeping Jean and screamed. Rosa, again at hand, heard the scream, and rushing in once more opened a window and flung out the blazing bedclothes. Clemens himself also arrived, and together they stamped out the fire.
On the third morning, just before breakfast-time, Susy was practising at the piano in the school-room, which adjoined the nursery. At one end of the room a fire of large logs was burning. Susy was at the other end of the room, her back to the fire. A log burned in two and fell, scattering coals around the woodwork which supported the mantel. Just as the blaze was getting fairly started a barber, waiting to trim Mr. Clemens's hair, chanced to look in and saw what was going on. He stepped into the nursery bath-room, brought a pitcher of water and extinguished the flames. This period was always referred to in the Clemens household as the “three days of fire.”
Clemens would naturally make philosophical deductions from these coincidental dangers and the manner in which they had been averted. He said that all these things were comprehended in the first act of the first atom; that, but for some particular impulse given in that remote time, the alcohol flame would not have blown against the canopy, the spark would not have found its way through the screen, the log would not have broken apart in that dangerous way, and that Rosa and Julia and the barber would not have been at hand to save precious life and property. He did not go further and draw moral conclusions as to the purpose of these things: he never drew conclusions as to purpose. He was willing to rest with the event. Logically he did not believe in reasons for things, but only that things were.
Nevertheless, he was always trying to change them; to have a hand in their improvement. Had you asked him, he would have said that this, too, was all in the primal atom; that his nature, such as it was, had been minutely embodied there.
In that charming volume, 'My Mark Twain', Howells tells us of Clemens's consideration, and even tenderness, for the negro race and his effort to repair the wrong done by his nation. Mark Twain's writings are full of similar evidence, and in his daily life he never missed an opportunity to pay tribute to the humbler race. He would go across the street to speak to an old negro, and to take his hand. He would read for a negro church when he would have refused a cathedral. Howells mentions the colored student whose way through college Clemens paid as a partial reparation “due from every white man to every black man.”—[Mark Twain paid two colored students through college. One of them, educated in a Southern institution, became a minister of the gospel. The other graduated from the Yale Law School.]—This incident belongs just to the period of which we are now writing, and there is another which, though different enough, indicates the same tendency.
Garfield was about to be inaugurated, and it was rumored that Frederick Douglass might lose his position as Marshal of the District of Columbia. Clemens was continually besought by one and another to use his influence with the Administration, and in every case had refused. Douglass had made no such, application. Clemens, learning that the old negro's place was in danger, interceded for him of his own accord. He closed his letter to General Garfield: