Chapter 58

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’Tis said of lawyers Grab and Clinch,They take an ell when you offer an inch;But I can do a smarter thing—Give me an ell, I will make it ring;If for advice you come to meWhen you are ill, I call for the fee;If any road you chance to wend,You think you’ve reached the very end,I come and give it such a turn,You find there’s something yet to learn;If to the inn you seek for rest,I chuck you in a box or chest;The beggar’s rags I make so proud,He of his garments boasts aloud;The aged and infirm with meLose caution and timidity;For, young or old, to every oneI furnish, if not muscle, bone.

’Tis said of lawyers Grab and Clinch,They take an ell when you offer an inch;But I can do a smarter thing—Give me an ell, I will make it ring;If for advice you come to meWhen you are ill, I call for the fee;If any road you chance to wend,You think you’ve reached the very end,I come and give it such a turn,You find there’s something yet to learn;If to the inn you seek for rest,I chuck you in a box or chest;The beggar’s rags I make so proud,He of his garments boasts aloud;The aged and infirm with meLose caution and timidity;For, young or old, to every oneI furnish, if not muscle, bone.

’Tis said of lawyers Grab and Clinch,

They take an ell when you offer an inch;

But I can do a smarter thing—

Give me an ell, I will make it ring;

If for advice you come to me

When you are ill, I call for the fee;

If any road you chance to wend,

You think you’ve reached the very end,

I come and give it such a turn,

You find there’s something yet to learn;

If to the inn you seek for rest,

I chuck you in a box or chest;

The beggar’s rags I make so proud,

He of his garments boasts aloud;

The aged and infirm with me

Lose caution and timidity;

For, young or old, to every one

I furnish, if not muscle, bone.


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