"Music's the food of love" they say,This is a passage every one now quotes;The truth is clear, for in the present day,Young love is fed entirelyon notes.
"Music's the food of love" they say,This is a passage every one now quotes;The truth is clear, for in the present day,Young love is fed entirelyon notes.
"Music's the food of love" they say,
This is a passage every one now quotes;
The truth is clear, for in the present day,
Young love is fed entirelyon notes.
"Our Failures."—Husband."I say, Lizzie, what on earth did you make this mint-sauce of?"
Young Wife (who has been "helping" Cook)."Parsley, to be sure!"
Man and woman talking.APPEARANCES ARE DECEPTIVEHe."Who's that?"She."Jack Anstruther and his bride. He married ever so much beneath him."He."Doesn't look like it!"
APPEARANCES ARE DECEPTIVE
He."Who's that?"
She."Jack Anstruther and his bride. He married ever so much beneath him."
He."Doesn't look like it!"
Woman talking to boy.BREAKING THE NEWSNewly Affianced One."May I be your new mamma, Tommy?"Tommy."Ishould like it, but you must ask papa."
BREAKING THE NEWS
Newly Affianced One."May I be your new mamma, Tommy?"
Tommy."Ishould like it, but you must ask papa."
Man and woman talking.ONE GOOD TURN DESERVES ANOTHERShe."But if you say you can't bear the girl, whyeverdid you propose?"He."Well, her people have always been awfully good to me, and it's the only way I could return their hospitality."
ONE GOOD TURN DESERVES ANOTHER
She."But if you say you can't bear the girl, whyeverdid you propose?"
He."Well, her people have always been awfully good to me, and it's the only way I could return their hospitality."
Two ladies talking.Ethel."Well, Jimmy didn't blow his brains out after all because you refused him. He proposed to Miss Golightly yesterday."Maud."Did he? Then he must have got rid of them in some other way!"
Ethel."Well, Jimmy didn't blow his brains out after all because you refused him. He proposed to Miss Golightly yesterday."
Maud."Did he? Then he must have got rid of them in some other way!"
Advice to Match-making Mammas.—The first and only thing requisite is simply, as Mrs. Glass very wisely says, "First catch your heir."
A Happy Holiday.—The Bachelor."So you're looking after the house while your wife is taking a holiday? I hope she's enjoying the change?"
The Benedict."I knowIam."
"Creature Comforts."—Good wives.
How to Cure an Imprudent Attachment.—Materfamilias."Whatisto be done, my dear? He positivelydoteson her!"Paterfamilias."Well, we must try to find him anantidote."
Divorce.—A matrimonial ticket-of-leave.
The Desire of Pleasing.—"May I be married, ma?" said a lovely girl of fifteen to her mother the other morning. "Married!" exclaimed the astonished matron, "what put such an idea into your head?" "Little Emily, here, has never seen a wedding; and I'd like to amuse the child," replied the obliging sister, with fascinatingnaïveté.
A Woman's Will.—Won't!!!
Drunken man tlking to himself."I dunno what 'er misshus 'll shay—but any'ow 'm nor goin' to preten I'm shober"—(hic).
"I dunno what 'er misshus 'll shay—but any'ow 'm nor goin' to preten I'm shober"—(hic).
A Contradiction in Terms.—Man and wife.
Automatic Couplings.—Scotch marriages.
The Family Herald.—A monthly nurse.
The Worst Result of Vivisection.—Eve.
(By an incorrigible Old Bachelor, who is hiding himself for fear of consequences.)
Finis.
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