A DECLARATION INDEED!A DECLARATION INDEED!"Avez-vous quelquechose à déclarer, madame?""Oh, wee! Je declar que noos avong pairdew too no baggarge!"
"Avez-vous quelquechose à déclarer, madame?"
"Oh, wee! Je declar que noos avong pairdew too no baggarge!"
LE PIED ANGLAISLE PIED ANGLAISBathing Woman(to English lady). "Voilà, madame, une belle paire de chaussons." (Noticing disapproval in visitor's face.) "Ah, madame n'en veut pas? Je suis désolée, mais, pour le moment, il ne me reste pas de plus grands."
Bathing Woman(to English lady). "Voilà, madame, une belle paire de chaussons." (Noticing disapproval in visitor's face.) "Ah, madame n'en veut pas? Je suis désolée, mais, pour le moment, il ne me reste pas de plus grands."
AT THE PARIS EXHIBITIONAT THE PARIS EXHIBITIONHe."There is Madame Chose flirting with a nigger! Why, she is only quite recently a widow."She."Ah, that accounts for her choice. She is in mourning, and the black suits her!"
He."There is Madame Chose flirting with a nigger! Why, she is only quite recently a widow."
She."Ah, that accounts for her choice. She is in mourning, and the black suits her!"
(By our Continental Cynic)
Amiens—and may the cathedral compensate for the break of the journey.
Boulogne—and may the bathing on the sands never land you in a hole.
Calais—and may the luncheon at the buffet wipe away the recollection of a dusty passage.
Dieppe—and may the comforts of an English hotel counterbalance the thraldom of foreign fashions.
Evian-les-Bains—and may the waters be worthy of their reputation.
Florence—and may the pictures soothe the irritation caused by an indifferenttable d'hôte.
Genoa—and may the view wash away the recollection of Italian uncleanliness.
Heidelberg—and may the popular ruins survive the vulgarity of the personally conducted.
Interlaken—and may sunset on the mountain be not disappointing.
Jura—and may the pass satisfy general expectation.
Kissingen—and may it be worth the bother of getting to it.
Lucerne—and may its advertised "loveliness" not cause it to become impossible.
Mannheim—and may its distance from anywhere not be a drawback to its few additional attractions.
Nuremberg—and may its toys be worth the journey and the seeing.
Naples—and may it not become necessary, owing to epidemics, to die there immediately after its inspection.
Ouchy—and may it be a pleasant surprise after Lausanne.
Rome—and may its monuments be seen without contracting its fever.
St. Malo—and may it be reached without running aground in the neighbourhood of the Channel Islands.
Turin—and may its departed glory revived reward the end of a tedious journey.
Venice—and may it be seen before it is spoilt by the modern improver.
Zurich—and may it be appreciated in spite of its inferiority to all neighbouring Continental attractions.
FINISFINIS
BRADBURY, AGNEW & CO., LD., PRINTERS, LONDON AND TONBRIDGE
Transcriber's Note:Sundry missing or damaged punctuation has been repaired.Page 183: '9P.M.' corrected to '9A.M.' to match context.
Sundry missing or damaged punctuation has been repaired.
Page 183: '9P.M.' corrected to '9A.M.' to match context.