NO BARGAIN.

NO BARGAIN.

We were riding home together,When I told her of my love;It was gentle summer weather,And the moon looked down aboveWith a very bashful brightness,Just as though it wished to say“If I could, for sheer politeness,I would look the other way;”And the little pony trottedOn with such a leisure gait,I believe that he had plottedTo be lazy, kind and late;So I told her how my breast hid—Like a bee within the hive—Love, and hopefully suggestedShe might drive.In her hands the ribbons fluttered,And the pony seemed to knowThere was something tender uttered,And he took it very slow;Then I leaned a trifle nearerTo the maiden at my side,And I told my pretty hearerHow delightful ’twere to rideOn and on with her foreverIf she would but be my wife—How ’twould be my one endeavorTo make happy all her life;And the brief reply that met meIn my memory remainsLike a thorn—“If you will let meHold the reins.”I said,Discreetly, “No.”And soWe didn’t wed.

We were riding home together,When I told her of my love;It was gentle summer weather,And the moon looked down aboveWith a very bashful brightness,Just as though it wished to say“If I could, for sheer politeness,I would look the other way;”And the little pony trottedOn with such a leisure gait,I believe that he had plottedTo be lazy, kind and late;So I told her how my breast hid—Like a bee within the hive—Love, and hopefully suggestedShe might drive.In her hands the ribbons fluttered,And the pony seemed to knowThere was something tender uttered,And he took it very slow;Then I leaned a trifle nearerTo the maiden at my side,And I told my pretty hearerHow delightful ’twere to rideOn and on with her foreverIf she would but be my wife—How ’twould be my one endeavorTo make happy all her life;And the brief reply that met meIn my memory remainsLike a thorn—“If you will let meHold the reins.”I said,Discreetly, “No.”And soWe didn’t wed.

We were riding home together,When I told her of my love;It was gentle summer weather,And the moon looked down aboveWith a very bashful brightness,Just as though it wished to say“If I could, for sheer politeness,I would look the other way;”And the little pony trottedOn with such a leisure gait,I believe that he had plottedTo be lazy, kind and late;So I told her how my breast hid—Like a bee within the hive—Love, and hopefully suggestedShe might drive.

We were riding home together,

When I told her of my love;

It was gentle summer weather,

And the moon looked down above

With a very bashful brightness,

Just as though it wished to say

“If I could, for sheer politeness,

I would look the other way;”

And the little pony trotted

On with such a leisure gait,

I believe that he had plotted

To be lazy, kind and late;

So I told her how my breast hid—

Like a bee within the hive—

Love, and hopefully suggested

She might drive.

In her hands the ribbons fluttered,And the pony seemed to knowThere was something tender uttered,And he took it very slow;Then I leaned a trifle nearerTo the maiden at my side,And I told my pretty hearerHow delightful ’twere to rideOn and on with her foreverIf she would but be my wife—How ’twould be my one endeavorTo make happy all her life;And the brief reply that met meIn my memory remainsLike a thorn—“If you will let meHold the reins.”

In her hands the ribbons fluttered,

And the pony seemed to know

There was something tender uttered,

And he took it very slow;

Then I leaned a trifle nearer

To the maiden at my side,

And I told my pretty hearer

How delightful ’twere to ride

On and on with her forever

If she would but be my wife—

How ’twould be my one endeavor

To make happy all her life;

And the brief reply that met me

In my memory remains

Like a thorn—“If you will let me

Hold the reins.”

I said,Discreetly, “No.”And soWe didn’t wed.

I said,

Discreetly, “No.”

And so

We didn’t wed.


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