NICODEMUS BOGGS

NICODEMUS BOGGS

Nicodemus Boggswas namedBy scripture-loving aunts,Though never for that virtue famedWas Demus—— till by chanceHis mind was turned to churchly choice,And then one solemn nightHe heard an otherworldly voiceWhich put him in a frightCall——“Nicodemus! Nico-de-mus!Nic-o-de-mus Boggs!”Although there were some folks blasphemousWho said ’twas only frogs;Be that however as it may,To Demus ’twas a sign;So forthwith he began to prayAnd talk of things divine.Of course ’twas given him to knowWithout a studied mind;His tongue was loosened and the flowOf words left wit behind.Yet strange to say no church was movedHis parish to become,Though Demus said it only provedThe church was deaf and dumb.For certainly the call was plain,As often half-asleepHe heard the selfsame voice againIn solemn tones and deepUrge——“Nicodemus! Nic-o-de-mus!Nic-o-de-mus-s Bog-g-s!”Although there were some folks blasphemousWho said ’twas only frogs.Be that as each opined, ’tis sureWith Demus soon it turnedTo ague, and the only cureFor flesh which froze or burned,The doctor ordered, was to drainThe hollow in the rearWhere Demus lived; for while in vainHe followed his careerOf human welfare, there had lainThe most neglected near.’Twas remedied and ne’er againDid Nicodemus hearThe voice which had become so famousFor back-door croaks and frogsCall——“Nicodemus! Nic-o-de-mus!Nic-o-de-mus-s Bog-g-s!”

Nicodemus Boggswas namedBy scripture-loving aunts,Though never for that virtue famedWas Demus—— till by chanceHis mind was turned to churchly choice,And then one solemn nightHe heard an otherworldly voiceWhich put him in a frightCall——“Nicodemus! Nico-de-mus!Nic-o-de-mus Boggs!”Although there were some folks blasphemousWho said ’twas only frogs;Be that however as it may,To Demus ’twas a sign;So forthwith he began to prayAnd talk of things divine.Of course ’twas given him to knowWithout a studied mind;His tongue was loosened and the flowOf words left wit behind.Yet strange to say no church was movedHis parish to become,Though Demus said it only provedThe church was deaf and dumb.For certainly the call was plain,As often half-asleepHe heard the selfsame voice againIn solemn tones and deepUrge——“Nicodemus! Nic-o-de-mus!Nic-o-de-mus-s Bog-g-s!”Although there were some folks blasphemousWho said ’twas only frogs.Be that as each opined, ’tis sureWith Demus soon it turnedTo ague, and the only cureFor flesh which froze or burned,The doctor ordered, was to drainThe hollow in the rearWhere Demus lived; for while in vainHe followed his careerOf human welfare, there had lainThe most neglected near.’Twas remedied and ne’er againDid Nicodemus hearThe voice which had become so famousFor back-door croaks and frogsCall——“Nicodemus! Nic-o-de-mus!Nic-o-de-mus-s Bog-g-s!”

Nicodemus Boggswas namedBy scripture-loving aunts,Though never for that virtue famedWas Demus—— till by chanceHis mind was turned to churchly choice,And then one solemn nightHe heard an otherworldly voiceWhich put him in a frightCall——“Nicodemus! Nico-de-mus!Nic-o-de-mus Boggs!”Although there were some folks blasphemousWho said ’twas only frogs;Be that however as it may,To Demus ’twas a sign;So forthwith he began to prayAnd talk of things divine.

Nicodemus Boggswas named

By scripture-loving aunts,

Though never for that virtue famed

Was Demus—— till by chance

His mind was turned to churchly choice,

And then one solemn night

He heard an otherworldly voice

Which put him in a fright

Call

——“Nicodemus! Nico-de-mus!

Nic-o-de-mus Boggs!”

Although there were some folks blasphemous

Who said ’twas only frogs;

Be that however as it may,

To Demus ’twas a sign;

So forthwith he began to pray

And talk of things divine.

Of course ’twas given him to knowWithout a studied mind;His tongue was loosened and the flowOf words left wit behind.Yet strange to say no church was movedHis parish to become,Though Demus said it only provedThe church was deaf and dumb.For certainly the call was plain,As often half-asleep

Of course ’twas given him to know

Without a studied mind;

His tongue was loosened and the flow

Of words left wit behind.

Yet strange to say no church was moved

His parish to become,

Though Demus said it only proved

The church was deaf and dumb.

For certainly the call was plain,

As often half-asleep

He heard the selfsame voice againIn solemn tones and deepUrge——“Nicodemus! Nic-o-de-mus!Nic-o-de-mus-s Bog-g-s!”Although there were some folks blasphemousWho said ’twas only frogs.

He heard the selfsame voice again

In solemn tones and deep

Urge

——“Nicodemus! Nic-o-de-mus!

Nic-o-de-mus-s Bog-g-s!”

Although there were some folks blasphemous

Who said ’twas only frogs.

Be that as each opined, ’tis sureWith Demus soon it turnedTo ague, and the only cureFor flesh which froze or burned,The doctor ordered, was to drainThe hollow in the rearWhere Demus lived; for while in vainHe followed his careerOf human welfare, there had lainThe most neglected near.’Twas remedied and ne’er againDid Nicodemus hearThe voice which had become so famousFor back-door croaks and frogsCall——“Nicodemus! Nic-o-de-mus!Nic-o-de-mus-s Bog-g-s!”

Be that as each opined, ’tis sure

With Demus soon it turned

To ague, and the only cure

For flesh which froze or burned,

The doctor ordered, was to drain

The hollow in the rear

Where Demus lived; for while in vain

He followed his career

Of human welfare, there had lain

The most neglected near.

’Twas remedied and ne’er again

Did Nicodemus hear

The voice which had become so famous

For back-door croaks and frogs

Call

——“Nicodemus! Nic-o-de-mus!

Nic-o-de-mus-s Bog-g-s!”


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