Volume Two--Chapter Seven.“They boastTheir noble birth; conduct us to the tombsOf their forefathers, and from age to ageAscending, trumpet to their illustrious race.”Cowper.Devoted as he was to the instruction of his adopted child, Edward Forster was nevertheless aware that more was required in the education of a female than he was competent to fulfil. Many and melancholy were his reveries on the forlorn prospects of the little girl (considering his own precarious life and the little chance that appeared of restoring her to her friends and relations), still he resolved that all that could should be done; the issue he left to Providence. That she might not be cast wholly unknown upon the world, in case of his death, he had often taken Amber to a neighbouring mansion, with the owner of which, Lord Aveleyn, he had long been on friendly terms; although, until latterly, he had declined mixing with the society which was there collected. Many years before, the possessor had entered the naval service, and had, during the few months that he had served in the capacity of midshipman, been intrusted to the charge of Edward Forster.It is a curious fact, although little commented upon, how much society in general is affected by the entailment of property in aristocratical families upon the male heir; we may add, how much it is demoralised. The eldest son, accustomed from his earliest days to the flattery and adulation of dependents, is impressed with but one single idea, namely, that he is the fortunate person deputed by chance to spend so many thousands per annum, and that his brothers and sisters, with equal claims upon their parent, are to be almost dependent upon him for support. Of this the latter are but too soon made conscious, by the difference of treatment which they experience from those around them; and feelings of envy and ill-will towards their eldest brother are but too often the result of such inequality. Thus one of the greatest charms of life, unity between brethren, is destroyed.The possessor of the title and the estates is at last borne to his long home, there to lie until summoned before that presence where he and those who were kings, and those who were clowns, will stand trembling as erring men, awaiting the fiat of eternal justice. In his turn, the young lord revels in his youth.Then how much more trying is the situation of the younger brothers. During their father’s lifetime they had a home, and were brought up in scenes and with ideas commensurate with the fortune which had been entailed. Now, they find themselves thrown upon the world, without the means of support, even adequate to their wants. Like the steward in the parable, “they cannot dig, to beg they are ashamed;” and like him, they too often resort to unworthy means to supply their exigences.Should the young heir prove sickly, what speculations on his demise! The worldly stake is so enormous, that the ties of nature are dissolved, and a brother rejoices at a brother’s death! One generation is not sufficient to remove these feelings; the barrenness of his marriage bed, or the weakly state of his children, are successively speculated upon by the presumptive heir. Let it not be supposed that I would infer this always to be the fact. I have put the extreme case, to point out what must ensue, according to the feelings of our nature, if care is not taken to prevent its occurrence. There is a cruelty, a more than cruelty, in parents bringing up their children with ideas which seldom can be realised, and rendering their future lives a pilgrimage of misery and discontent, if not of depravity.But the major part of our aristocracy are neither deficient in talent nor in worth. They set a bright example to the nobles of other countries, and very frequently even to the less demoralised society of our own. Trammelled by the deeds of their forefathers, they employ every means in their power to remedy the evil, and a large proportion of their younger branches find useful and honourable employment in the army, the navy, or the church. But their numbers cannot all be provided for by these channels, and it is the country at large which is taxed to supply the means of sustenance to the younger scions of nobility; taxed directly in the shape of place and sinecure, indirectly in various ways, but in no way so heavily as by the monopoly of the East India Company, which has so long been permitted to oppress the nation, that thesedetrimentals(as they have named themselves) may be provided for. It is a well-known fact, that there is hardly a peer in the upper House, or many representatives of the people in the lower, who are not, or who anticipate to be, under some obligation to this Company by their relations or connections being provided for in those distant climes; and it is this bribery (for bribery it is, in whatever guise it may appear) that upholds one of the most glaring, the most oppressive of all monopolies, in the face of common sense, common justice and common decency. Other taxes are principally felt by the higher and middling classes; but this most odious, this most galling tax, is felt even in the cottage of the labourer, who cannot return to refresh himself after his day of toil with his favourite beverage without paying twice its value out of his hard-earned pittance, to swell the dividend of the Company, and support theseprurienciesof noble blood.And yet, deprecating the evils arising from the system of entail, I must acknowledge that there are no other means by which (in a monarchical government) the desirable end of upholding rank is to be obtained. I remember once, when conversing with an American, I inquired after one or two of his countrymen, who but a few years before were of great wealth and influence. To one of my remarks he answered, “In our country all the wealth and power at the time attached to it does not prevent a name from sinking into insignificance, or from being forgotten soon after its possessor is dead, for we do not entail property. The distribution scatters the amassed heap, by which the world around him had been attracted; and although the distribution tends to the general fertilisation of the country, yet with the disappearance, the influence of the possessor and even his name are soon forgotten.”These remarks, as will appear in the sequel, are apposite to the parties which I am about to introduce to the reader. As, however, they are people of some consequence, it may appear to be a want of due respect on my part, if I were to introduce them at the fag-end of a chapter.
“They boastTheir noble birth; conduct us to the tombsOf their forefathers, and from age to ageAscending, trumpet to their illustrious race.”Cowper.
“They boastTheir noble birth; conduct us to the tombsOf their forefathers, and from age to ageAscending, trumpet to their illustrious race.”Cowper.
Devoted as he was to the instruction of his adopted child, Edward Forster was nevertheless aware that more was required in the education of a female than he was competent to fulfil. Many and melancholy were his reveries on the forlorn prospects of the little girl (considering his own precarious life and the little chance that appeared of restoring her to her friends and relations), still he resolved that all that could should be done; the issue he left to Providence. That she might not be cast wholly unknown upon the world, in case of his death, he had often taken Amber to a neighbouring mansion, with the owner of which, Lord Aveleyn, he had long been on friendly terms; although, until latterly, he had declined mixing with the society which was there collected. Many years before, the possessor had entered the naval service, and had, during the few months that he had served in the capacity of midshipman, been intrusted to the charge of Edward Forster.
It is a curious fact, although little commented upon, how much society in general is affected by the entailment of property in aristocratical families upon the male heir; we may add, how much it is demoralised. The eldest son, accustomed from his earliest days to the flattery and adulation of dependents, is impressed with but one single idea, namely, that he is the fortunate person deputed by chance to spend so many thousands per annum, and that his brothers and sisters, with equal claims upon their parent, are to be almost dependent upon him for support. Of this the latter are but too soon made conscious, by the difference of treatment which they experience from those around them; and feelings of envy and ill-will towards their eldest brother are but too often the result of such inequality. Thus one of the greatest charms of life, unity between brethren, is destroyed.
The possessor of the title and the estates is at last borne to his long home, there to lie until summoned before that presence where he and those who were kings, and those who were clowns, will stand trembling as erring men, awaiting the fiat of eternal justice. In his turn, the young lord revels in his youth.
Then how much more trying is the situation of the younger brothers. During their father’s lifetime they had a home, and were brought up in scenes and with ideas commensurate with the fortune which had been entailed. Now, they find themselves thrown upon the world, without the means of support, even adequate to their wants. Like the steward in the parable, “they cannot dig, to beg they are ashamed;” and like him, they too often resort to unworthy means to supply their exigences.
Should the young heir prove sickly, what speculations on his demise! The worldly stake is so enormous, that the ties of nature are dissolved, and a brother rejoices at a brother’s death! One generation is not sufficient to remove these feelings; the barrenness of his marriage bed, or the weakly state of his children, are successively speculated upon by the presumptive heir. Let it not be supposed that I would infer this always to be the fact. I have put the extreme case, to point out what must ensue, according to the feelings of our nature, if care is not taken to prevent its occurrence. There is a cruelty, a more than cruelty, in parents bringing up their children with ideas which seldom can be realised, and rendering their future lives a pilgrimage of misery and discontent, if not of depravity.
But the major part of our aristocracy are neither deficient in talent nor in worth. They set a bright example to the nobles of other countries, and very frequently even to the less demoralised society of our own. Trammelled by the deeds of their forefathers, they employ every means in their power to remedy the evil, and a large proportion of their younger branches find useful and honourable employment in the army, the navy, or the church. But their numbers cannot all be provided for by these channels, and it is the country at large which is taxed to supply the means of sustenance to the younger scions of nobility; taxed directly in the shape of place and sinecure, indirectly in various ways, but in no way so heavily as by the monopoly of the East India Company, which has so long been permitted to oppress the nation, that thesedetrimentals(as they have named themselves) may be provided for. It is a well-known fact, that there is hardly a peer in the upper House, or many representatives of the people in the lower, who are not, or who anticipate to be, under some obligation to this Company by their relations or connections being provided for in those distant climes; and it is this bribery (for bribery it is, in whatever guise it may appear) that upholds one of the most glaring, the most oppressive of all monopolies, in the face of common sense, common justice and common decency. Other taxes are principally felt by the higher and middling classes; but this most odious, this most galling tax, is felt even in the cottage of the labourer, who cannot return to refresh himself after his day of toil with his favourite beverage without paying twice its value out of his hard-earned pittance, to swell the dividend of the Company, and support theseprurienciesof noble blood.
And yet, deprecating the evils arising from the system of entail, I must acknowledge that there are no other means by which (in a monarchical government) the desirable end of upholding rank is to be obtained. I remember once, when conversing with an American, I inquired after one or two of his countrymen, who but a few years before were of great wealth and influence. To one of my remarks he answered, “In our country all the wealth and power at the time attached to it does not prevent a name from sinking into insignificance, or from being forgotten soon after its possessor is dead, for we do not entail property. The distribution scatters the amassed heap, by which the world around him had been attracted; and although the distribution tends to the general fertilisation of the country, yet with the disappearance, the influence of the possessor and even his name are soon forgotten.”
These remarks, as will appear in the sequel, are apposite to the parties which I am about to introduce to the reader. As, however, they are people of some consequence, it may appear to be a want of due respect on my part, if I were to introduce them at the fag-end of a chapter.
Volume Two--Chapter Eight.“’Twas his the vast and trackless deep to rove,Alternate change of climates has he known,And felt the fierce extremes of either zone,Where polar skies congeal th’ eternal snow,Or equinoctial suns for ever glow;Smote by the freezing or the scorching blast,A ship-boy on the high and giddy mast.”Falconer.The father of the present Lord Aveleyn had three sons, and, in conformity with the usages commented upon in the preceding chapter, the two youngest were condemned to the army and navy; the second, who had priority of choice, being dismissed to gather laurels in a red coat, while the third was recommended to do the same, if he could, in a suit of blue. Fairly embarked in their several professions, a sum of fifty pounds per annum was placed in the hands of their respective agents, and no more was thought about a pair of “detrimentals.”Lord Aveleyn’s father, who had married late in life, was summoned away when the eldest brother of the present Lord Aveleyn, the heir, was yet a minor, about two years after he had embarked in the ship to which Edward Forster belonged. Now it was the will of Providence that, about six months after the old nobleman’s decease, the young lord and his second brother, who had obtained a short furlough, should most unadvisedly embark in a small sailing boat on the lake close to the mansion, and that, owing to some mismanagement of the sail, the boat upset, and they were both drowned.As soon as the melancholy intelligence was made known to the trustees, a letter was despatched to Captain L—, who commanded the ship in which young Aveleyn was serving his time, acquainting him with the catastrophe, and requesting the immediate discharge of the young midshipman. The captain repaired on board; when he arrived on the quarter-deck, he desired the first-lieutenant to send down for young Aveleyn.“He is at the mast-head, sir,” replied the first-lieutenant, “for neglect of duty.”“Really, Mr W—,” replied the captain, who had witnessed the boy’sascentat least a hundred times before with perfect indifference, and had often sent him up himself, “you appear to be very sharp upon that poor lad; you make no allowance for youth—boys will be boys.”“He’s the most troublesome young monkey in the ship sir,” replied the first-lieutenant, surprised at this unusual interference.“He has always appeared to me to be a well-disposed, intelligent lad, Mr W—; and I wish you to understand that I do not approve of this system of eternal mast-heading. However, he will not trouble you any more, as his discharge is to be immediately made out. He is now,” continued the captain, pausing to give more effect to his communication, “Lord Aveleyn.”“Whew! now the murder’s out,” mentally exclaimed the first-lieutenant.“Call him down immediately, Mr W—, if you please—and recollect that I disapprove of the system.”“Certainly, sir; but really, Captain L—, I don’t know what I shall do if you restrict my power of punishing the young gentlemen; they are so extremely unruly. There’s Mr Malcolm,” continued the first-lieutenant, pointing to a youngster who was walking on the other side of the deck, with his hands in his pockets, “it was but yesterday that he chopped off at least four inches from the tail of your dog ‘Ponto,’ at the beef-block, and pretends it was an accident.”“What! my setter’s tail?”“Yes, sir, he did, I can assure you.”“Mr Malcolm,” cried the captain, in great wrath, “how came you to cut off my dog’s tail?”Before I went to sea I had always considered a London cock-sparrow to be the truest emblem of consummate impudence; but I have since discovered that he is quite modest compared to a midshipman.“Me, sir?” replied the youngster, demurely. “I didn’t cut off his tail, sir; hecut it off himself!”“What, sir!” roared the captain.“If you please, sir, I was chopping a piece of beef, and the dog, who was standing by, turned short round, and put his tail under the chopper.”“Put his tail under the chopper, you little scamp!” replied Captain L—, in a fury. “Now just put your head above the maintop-gallant cross-trees, and stay there until you are called down. Mr W—, you’ll keep him up till sunset.”“Ay, ay, sir,” replied the first-lieutenant, with a satisfactory smile at the description of punishment inflicted.When I was a midshipman, it was extremely difficult to avoid the mast-head. Out of six years served in that capacity, I once made a calculation that two of them were passed away perched upon the cross-trees, looking down, with calm philosophy, upon the microcosm below. Yet, although Ineverdeserved it, I derived much future advantage from my repeated punishments. The mast-head, for want of somethingworseto do, became my study; and during the time spent there, I in a manner finished my education. Volumes after volumes were perused to while away the tedious hours; and I conscientiously believe it is to this mode of punishment adopted by my rigid superiors that the world is indebted for all the pretty books which I am writing.I was generally exalted either forthinkingornot thinking; and as I am not aware of any medium between the active and passive state of our minds (except dreaming, which is still more unpardonable), the reader may suppose that there is no exaggeration in my previous calculation of one-third of my midshipman existence having been passed away upon “the high and giddy mast.”“Mr M—,” would the first-lieutenant cry out, “why did you stay so long on shore with the jolly-boat?”“I went to the post-office for the officers’ letters, sir.”“And pray, sir, who ordered you?”“No one, sir; but Ithought—”“Youthought, sir! How dareyou think?—go up to the mast-head, sir.”So much forthinking.“Mr M—,” would he say at another time, when I came on board, “did you call at the admiral’s office?”“No, sir; I had no orders. I didn’tthink—”“Then whydidn’t you think, sir? Up to the mast-head, and stay there till I call you down.”So much fornot thinking. Like the fable of the wolf and the lamb, it was all the same; bleat as I pleased, my defence was useless, and I could not avert my barbarous doom.To proceed: Captain L— went over the side; the last pipe had been given, and the boatswain had returned his call into his jacket-pocket, and walked forward, when the first-lieutenant, in pursuance of his orders, looked up aloft, intending to have hailed the new lord, and have requested the pleasure of his company on deck; but the youngster, feeling a slight degree of appetite, after enjoying the fresh air for seven hours without any breakfast, had just ventured down the topmast rigging, that he might obtain possession of a bottle of tea and some biscuit, which one of his messmates had carried up for him, and stowed away in the bunt of the maintopsail. Young Aveleyn, who thought that the departure of the captain would occupy the attention of the first-lieutenant, had just descended to, and was placing his foot on, the topsail yard, when Mr W— looked up, and witnessed this act of disobedience. As this was a fresh offence committed, he thought himself warranted in not complying with the captain’s mandate, and the boy was ordered up again, to remain till sunset. “I would have called him down,” muttered Mr W—, whose temper had been soured from long disappointment; “but since he’s a lord, he shall have a good spell of it before he quits the service; and then we shall not have his recommendation to others in his own rank to come into it, and interfere with our promotion.”Now, it happened that Mr W—, who had an eye like a hawk, when he cast his eyes aloft, observed that the bunt of the maintopsail was not exactly so well stowed as it ought to be on board of a man-of-war; which is not to be wondered at, when it is recollected that the midshipmen had been very busy enlarging it to make a pantry. He therefore turned the hands up, “mend sails,” and took his station amidship on the booms, to see that this, the most delinquent sail, was properly furled.“Trice up—lay out—All ready forward?”—“All ready, sir.”—“All ready abaft?”—“All ready, sir.”—“Let fall.”—Down came the sails from the yards, and down also came the bottle of tea and biscuit upon the face of the first-lieutenant, who was looking up; the former knocking out three of his front teeth, besides splitting open both his lips and chin.Young Aveleyn, who witnessed the catastrophe, was delighted; the other midshipmen on deck crowded round their superior, to offer their condolements, winking and making faces at each other in by-play, until the first-lieutenant descended to his cabin, when they no longer restrained their mirth.About an hour afterwards, Mr W— reappeared, with his face bound up, and summoned all the young gentlemen on deck, insisting upon being informed who it was who had stowed away the bottle in the bunt of the sail; but midshipmen have most treacherous memories, and not one of them knew anything about it. As a last resource, young Aveleyn was called down from the mast-head.“Now, sir,” said Mr W—, “either inform me directly who it was who stowed away the bottle aloft, or I pledge you my word you shall be discharged from his Majesty’s service tomorrow morning. Don’t pretend to say that you don’t know—for you must.”“I do know,” replied the youngster, boldly; “but I never will tell.”“Then either you or I shall leave the service. Man the first cutter;” and when the boat was manned, the first-lieutenant sent some papers on shore, which he had been desired to do by the captain.When the boat returned, the clerk was sent for, and desired by Mr W— to make out Mr Aveleyn’s discharge, as the officers and midshipmen thought (for Mr W— had kept his secret), for his disobedient conduct. The poor boy, who thought all his prospects blighted, was sent on shore, the tears running down his cheeks, as much from the applause and kind farewells of his shipmates, as from the idea of the degradation which he underwent. Now, the real culprit was young Malcolm, who, to oblige the captain, had taken his station at the foretop-gallant mast-head, because the dog “Ponto” thought proper to cut off his own tail. The first-lieutenant, in his own woe, forgot that of others; and it was not until nine o’clock at night, that Malcolm, who thought that he had stayed up quite long enough, ventured below, when he was informed of what had taken place.The youngster immediately penned a letter to the captain acknowledging that he was the offender, and requesting that Mr Aveleyn might not be discharged from the service; he also ventured to add a postscript, begging that the same lenity might be extended towards himself; which letter was sent on shore by the captain’s gig, when it left the ship the next morning, and was received by Captain L— at the very same time that young Aveleyn, who had not been sent on shore till late in the evening, called upon the captain to request a reprieve from his hard sentence.The boy sent up his name and was immediately admitted.“I presume you know why you are discharged from the service?” said Captain L—, smiling benignantly.“Yes, sir,” replied the boy, holding his head down submissively, “because of that accident—I’m very sorry, sir.”“Of course you must, and ought to be. Such heavy blows are not common, and hard to bear. I presume you go immediately to Buckhurst?”“I suppose I must, sir; but I hope, Captain L—, that you’ll look over it.”“I shall have very great pleasure in so doing,” replied Captain L—; “I hear that it is—”“Thanky, sir, thanky,” replied the youngster, interrupting the captain. “Then I may go on board again and tell the first-lieutenant?”“Tell the first-lieutenant what?” cried Captain L—, perceiving some mistake. “Why, has not Mr W— told you?”“Yes, sir, he told me it was your orders that I should be dismissed his Majesty’s service.”“Discharged—not dismissed. And I presume he told you why: because your two elder brothers are dead, and you are now Lord Aveleyn.”“No, sir!” cried the youngster with astonishment; “because his three front teeth are knocked out with a bottle ofscaldchopsand I would not peach who stowed it away in the bunt of the sail.”“This is excessively strange!” replied Captain L—. “Do me the favour to sit down, my lord; the letters from the ship will probably explain the affair.”There was, however, no explanation, except from young Malcolm. The captain read his letter, and put it into the hands of Lord Aveleyn, who entered into a detail of the whole.Captain L— produced the letter from the trustees, and, desiring his lordship to command him as to any funds he might require, requested the pleasure of his company to dinner. The boy, whose head wheeled with the sudden change in his prospects, was glad to retire, having first obtained permission to return on board with young Malcolm’s pardon, which had been most graciously acceded to. To the astonishment of everybody on board, young Aveleyn came alongside in the captain’s own gig, when the scene in the midshipmen’s berth and the discomfiture of the first-lieutenant may be imagined.“You don’t belong to the service, Frank,” said the old master’s mate; “and, as peer of the realm, coming on board to visit the ship, you are entitled to a salute. Send up and say you expect one, and then W— must have the guard up, and pay you proper respect. I’ll be hanged if I don’t take the message, if you consent to it.”But Lord Aveleyn had come on board to pay a debt of gratitude, not to inflict mortification. He soon quitted the ship, promising never to forget Malcolm; and, unlike the promises of most great men, it was fulfilled, and Malcolm rose to be a captain from his own merit, backed by the exertions of his youthful patron.For the next week the three mast-heads were so loaded with midshipmen, that the boatswain proposed a preventer backstay, that the top-masts might not go over the side; but shortly after, Captain L—, who was not pleased at the falsehood which Mr W— had circulated, and who had many other reasons for parting with him, succeeded in having him appointed to another ship; after which the midshipmen walked up and down the quarter-deck with their hands in their pockets, as before.
“’Twas his the vast and trackless deep to rove,Alternate change of climates has he known,And felt the fierce extremes of either zone,Where polar skies congeal th’ eternal snow,Or equinoctial suns for ever glow;Smote by the freezing or the scorching blast,A ship-boy on the high and giddy mast.”Falconer.
“’Twas his the vast and trackless deep to rove,Alternate change of climates has he known,And felt the fierce extremes of either zone,Where polar skies congeal th’ eternal snow,Or equinoctial suns for ever glow;Smote by the freezing or the scorching blast,A ship-boy on the high and giddy mast.”Falconer.
The father of the present Lord Aveleyn had three sons, and, in conformity with the usages commented upon in the preceding chapter, the two youngest were condemned to the army and navy; the second, who had priority of choice, being dismissed to gather laurels in a red coat, while the third was recommended to do the same, if he could, in a suit of blue. Fairly embarked in their several professions, a sum of fifty pounds per annum was placed in the hands of their respective agents, and no more was thought about a pair of “detrimentals.”
Lord Aveleyn’s father, who had married late in life, was summoned away when the eldest brother of the present Lord Aveleyn, the heir, was yet a minor, about two years after he had embarked in the ship to which Edward Forster belonged. Now it was the will of Providence that, about six months after the old nobleman’s decease, the young lord and his second brother, who had obtained a short furlough, should most unadvisedly embark in a small sailing boat on the lake close to the mansion, and that, owing to some mismanagement of the sail, the boat upset, and they were both drowned.
As soon as the melancholy intelligence was made known to the trustees, a letter was despatched to Captain L—, who commanded the ship in which young Aveleyn was serving his time, acquainting him with the catastrophe, and requesting the immediate discharge of the young midshipman. The captain repaired on board; when he arrived on the quarter-deck, he desired the first-lieutenant to send down for young Aveleyn.
“He is at the mast-head, sir,” replied the first-lieutenant, “for neglect of duty.”
“Really, Mr W—,” replied the captain, who had witnessed the boy’sascentat least a hundred times before with perfect indifference, and had often sent him up himself, “you appear to be very sharp upon that poor lad; you make no allowance for youth—boys will be boys.”
“He’s the most troublesome young monkey in the ship sir,” replied the first-lieutenant, surprised at this unusual interference.
“He has always appeared to me to be a well-disposed, intelligent lad, Mr W—; and I wish you to understand that I do not approve of this system of eternal mast-heading. However, he will not trouble you any more, as his discharge is to be immediately made out. He is now,” continued the captain, pausing to give more effect to his communication, “Lord Aveleyn.”
“Whew! now the murder’s out,” mentally exclaimed the first-lieutenant.
“Call him down immediately, Mr W—, if you please—and recollect that I disapprove of the system.”
“Certainly, sir; but really, Captain L—, I don’t know what I shall do if you restrict my power of punishing the young gentlemen; they are so extremely unruly. There’s Mr Malcolm,” continued the first-lieutenant, pointing to a youngster who was walking on the other side of the deck, with his hands in his pockets, “it was but yesterday that he chopped off at least four inches from the tail of your dog ‘Ponto,’ at the beef-block, and pretends it was an accident.”
“What! my setter’s tail?”
“Yes, sir, he did, I can assure you.”
“Mr Malcolm,” cried the captain, in great wrath, “how came you to cut off my dog’s tail?”
Before I went to sea I had always considered a London cock-sparrow to be the truest emblem of consummate impudence; but I have since discovered that he is quite modest compared to a midshipman.
“Me, sir?” replied the youngster, demurely. “I didn’t cut off his tail, sir; hecut it off himself!”
“What, sir!” roared the captain.
“If you please, sir, I was chopping a piece of beef, and the dog, who was standing by, turned short round, and put his tail under the chopper.”
“Put his tail under the chopper, you little scamp!” replied Captain L—, in a fury. “Now just put your head above the maintop-gallant cross-trees, and stay there until you are called down. Mr W—, you’ll keep him up till sunset.”
“Ay, ay, sir,” replied the first-lieutenant, with a satisfactory smile at the description of punishment inflicted.
When I was a midshipman, it was extremely difficult to avoid the mast-head. Out of six years served in that capacity, I once made a calculation that two of them were passed away perched upon the cross-trees, looking down, with calm philosophy, upon the microcosm below. Yet, although Ineverdeserved it, I derived much future advantage from my repeated punishments. The mast-head, for want of somethingworseto do, became my study; and during the time spent there, I in a manner finished my education. Volumes after volumes were perused to while away the tedious hours; and I conscientiously believe it is to this mode of punishment adopted by my rigid superiors that the world is indebted for all the pretty books which I am writing.
I was generally exalted either forthinkingornot thinking; and as I am not aware of any medium between the active and passive state of our minds (except dreaming, which is still more unpardonable), the reader may suppose that there is no exaggeration in my previous calculation of one-third of my midshipman existence having been passed away upon “the high and giddy mast.”
“Mr M—,” would the first-lieutenant cry out, “why did you stay so long on shore with the jolly-boat?”
“I went to the post-office for the officers’ letters, sir.”
“And pray, sir, who ordered you?”
“No one, sir; but Ithought—”
“Youthought, sir! How dareyou think?—go up to the mast-head, sir.”
So much forthinking.
“Mr M—,” would he say at another time, when I came on board, “did you call at the admiral’s office?”
“No, sir; I had no orders. I didn’tthink—”
“Then whydidn’t you think, sir? Up to the mast-head, and stay there till I call you down.”
So much fornot thinking. Like the fable of the wolf and the lamb, it was all the same; bleat as I pleased, my defence was useless, and I could not avert my barbarous doom.
To proceed: Captain L— went over the side; the last pipe had been given, and the boatswain had returned his call into his jacket-pocket, and walked forward, when the first-lieutenant, in pursuance of his orders, looked up aloft, intending to have hailed the new lord, and have requested the pleasure of his company on deck; but the youngster, feeling a slight degree of appetite, after enjoying the fresh air for seven hours without any breakfast, had just ventured down the topmast rigging, that he might obtain possession of a bottle of tea and some biscuit, which one of his messmates had carried up for him, and stowed away in the bunt of the maintopsail. Young Aveleyn, who thought that the departure of the captain would occupy the attention of the first-lieutenant, had just descended to, and was placing his foot on, the topsail yard, when Mr W— looked up, and witnessed this act of disobedience. As this was a fresh offence committed, he thought himself warranted in not complying with the captain’s mandate, and the boy was ordered up again, to remain till sunset. “I would have called him down,” muttered Mr W—, whose temper had been soured from long disappointment; “but since he’s a lord, he shall have a good spell of it before he quits the service; and then we shall not have his recommendation to others in his own rank to come into it, and interfere with our promotion.”
Now, it happened that Mr W—, who had an eye like a hawk, when he cast his eyes aloft, observed that the bunt of the maintopsail was not exactly so well stowed as it ought to be on board of a man-of-war; which is not to be wondered at, when it is recollected that the midshipmen had been very busy enlarging it to make a pantry. He therefore turned the hands up, “mend sails,” and took his station amidship on the booms, to see that this, the most delinquent sail, was properly furled.
“Trice up—lay out—All ready forward?”—“All ready, sir.”—“All ready abaft?”—“All ready, sir.”—“Let fall.”—Down came the sails from the yards, and down also came the bottle of tea and biscuit upon the face of the first-lieutenant, who was looking up; the former knocking out three of his front teeth, besides splitting open both his lips and chin.
Young Aveleyn, who witnessed the catastrophe, was delighted; the other midshipmen on deck crowded round their superior, to offer their condolements, winking and making faces at each other in by-play, until the first-lieutenant descended to his cabin, when they no longer restrained their mirth.
About an hour afterwards, Mr W— reappeared, with his face bound up, and summoned all the young gentlemen on deck, insisting upon being informed who it was who had stowed away the bottle in the bunt of the sail; but midshipmen have most treacherous memories, and not one of them knew anything about it. As a last resource, young Aveleyn was called down from the mast-head.
“Now, sir,” said Mr W—, “either inform me directly who it was who stowed away the bottle aloft, or I pledge you my word you shall be discharged from his Majesty’s service tomorrow morning. Don’t pretend to say that you don’t know—for you must.”
“I do know,” replied the youngster, boldly; “but I never will tell.”
“Then either you or I shall leave the service. Man the first cutter;” and when the boat was manned, the first-lieutenant sent some papers on shore, which he had been desired to do by the captain.
When the boat returned, the clerk was sent for, and desired by Mr W— to make out Mr Aveleyn’s discharge, as the officers and midshipmen thought (for Mr W— had kept his secret), for his disobedient conduct. The poor boy, who thought all his prospects blighted, was sent on shore, the tears running down his cheeks, as much from the applause and kind farewells of his shipmates, as from the idea of the degradation which he underwent. Now, the real culprit was young Malcolm, who, to oblige the captain, had taken his station at the foretop-gallant mast-head, because the dog “Ponto” thought proper to cut off his own tail. The first-lieutenant, in his own woe, forgot that of others; and it was not until nine o’clock at night, that Malcolm, who thought that he had stayed up quite long enough, ventured below, when he was informed of what had taken place.
The youngster immediately penned a letter to the captain acknowledging that he was the offender, and requesting that Mr Aveleyn might not be discharged from the service; he also ventured to add a postscript, begging that the same lenity might be extended towards himself; which letter was sent on shore by the captain’s gig, when it left the ship the next morning, and was received by Captain L— at the very same time that young Aveleyn, who had not been sent on shore till late in the evening, called upon the captain to request a reprieve from his hard sentence.
The boy sent up his name and was immediately admitted.
“I presume you know why you are discharged from the service?” said Captain L—, smiling benignantly.
“Yes, sir,” replied the boy, holding his head down submissively, “because of that accident—I’m very sorry, sir.”
“Of course you must, and ought to be. Such heavy blows are not common, and hard to bear. I presume you go immediately to Buckhurst?”
“I suppose I must, sir; but I hope, Captain L—, that you’ll look over it.”
“I shall have very great pleasure in so doing,” replied Captain L—; “I hear that it is—”
“Thanky, sir, thanky,” replied the youngster, interrupting the captain. “Then I may go on board again and tell the first-lieutenant?”
“Tell the first-lieutenant what?” cried Captain L—, perceiving some mistake. “Why, has not Mr W— told you?”
“Yes, sir, he told me it was your orders that I should be dismissed his Majesty’s service.”
“Discharged—not dismissed. And I presume he told you why: because your two elder brothers are dead, and you are now Lord Aveleyn.”
“No, sir!” cried the youngster with astonishment; “because his three front teeth are knocked out with a bottle ofscaldchopsand I would not peach who stowed it away in the bunt of the sail.”
“This is excessively strange!” replied Captain L—. “Do me the favour to sit down, my lord; the letters from the ship will probably explain the affair.”
There was, however, no explanation, except from young Malcolm. The captain read his letter, and put it into the hands of Lord Aveleyn, who entered into a detail of the whole.
Captain L— produced the letter from the trustees, and, desiring his lordship to command him as to any funds he might require, requested the pleasure of his company to dinner. The boy, whose head wheeled with the sudden change in his prospects, was glad to retire, having first obtained permission to return on board with young Malcolm’s pardon, which had been most graciously acceded to. To the astonishment of everybody on board, young Aveleyn came alongside in the captain’s own gig, when the scene in the midshipmen’s berth and the discomfiture of the first-lieutenant may be imagined.
“You don’t belong to the service, Frank,” said the old master’s mate; “and, as peer of the realm, coming on board to visit the ship, you are entitled to a salute. Send up and say you expect one, and then W— must have the guard up, and pay you proper respect. I’ll be hanged if I don’t take the message, if you consent to it.”
But Lord Aveleyn had come on board to pay a debt of gratitude, not to inflict mortification. He soon quitted the ship, promising never to forget Malcolm; and, unlike the promises of most great men, it was fulfilled, and Malcolm rose to be a captain from his own merit, backed by the exertions of his youthful patron.
For the next week the three mast-heads were so loaded with midshipmen, that the boatswain proposed a preventer backstay, that the top-masts might not go over the side; but shortly after, Captain L—, who was not pleased at the falsehood which Mr W— had circulated, and who had many other reasons for parting with him, succeeded in having him appointed to another ship; after which the midshipmen walked up and down the quarter-deck with their hands in their pockets, as before.
Volume Two--Chapter Nine.But Adeline determined Juan’s weddingIn her own mind, and that’s enough for woman;But then with whom? there was the sage Miss Redding,Miss Raw, Miss Flaw, Miss Showman, and Miss Knowman,And the two fair co-heiresses Giltbedding.She deem’d his merits something more than common.All these were unobjectionable matches,And might go on, if well wound up, like watches.Byron.The young Lord Aveleyn returned to the hall of his ancestors, exchanging the gloomy cockpit for the gay saloon, the ship’s allowance for sumptuous fare, the tyranny of his mess-mates and the harshness of his superiors for adulation and respect. Was he happier? No. In this world, whether in boyhood or riper years, the happiest state of existence is when under control. Although contrary to received opinion, this is a fact; but I cannot now stop to demonstrate the truth of the assertion.Life may be compared to a gamut of music: there are seven notes from our birth to our marriage, and thus may we run up the first octave; milk, sugar-plums, apples, cricket, cravat, gun, horse; then comes the wife, ada capoto a new existence, which is to continue until the whole diapason is gone through. Lord Aveleyn ran up his scale like others before him.“Why do you not marry, my dear Frank?” said the dowager Lady Aveleyn, one day, when a thick fog debarred her son of his usual pastime.“Why, mother, I have no objection to marry, and I suppose I must one of these days, as a matter of duty; but I really am very difficult, and if I were to make a bad choice, you know a wife is not like this gun, which will gooffwhen I please.”“But still my dear Frank, there are many very eligible matches to be made just now.”“I do not doubt it, madam; but pray who are they?”“Why, Miss Riddlesworth.”“A very pretty girl, and I am told a large fortune. But let me hear the others first.”“Clara Beauchamp, well connected, and a very sweet girl.”“Granted also, for any thing I know to the contrary. Have you more on your list?”“Certainly. Emily Riddlesdale; not much fortune, but very highly connected indeed. Her brother, Lord Riddlesdale is a man of great influence.”“Her want of money is no object, my dear mother, and the influence of her brother no inducement. I covet neither. I grant you that she is a very nice girl. Proceed.”“Why, Frank, one would think that you were a sultan with his handkerchief. There is Lady Selina Armstrong.”“Well, she is a very fine girl, and talks well.”“There is Harriet Butler, who has just come out.”“I saw her at the last ball we were at—a very pretty creature.”“Lady Jemima Calthorpe.”“Not very good-looking, but clever and agreeable.”“There is Louisa Manners, who is very much admired.”“I admire her very much myself.”“Well, Frank, you have exhausted my catalogue. There is not one I have mentioned who is not unexceptionable, and whom I would gladly embrace as a daughter-in-law. You are now turned of forty, my dear son, and must make up your mind to have heirs to the title and estates. I am however afraid that your admiration is so general, that you will be puzzled in your choice.”“I will confess to you, my dearest mother, that I have many years thought of the necessity of taking to myself a wife, but have never yet had courage to decide. I admit that if all the young women you have mentioned were what they appear to be, a man need not long hesitate in his choice; but the great difficulty is, that their real tempers and dispositions are not to be ascertained till it is too late. Allow that I should attempt to discover the peculiar disposition of every one of them, what would be the consequence?—that my attentions would be perceived. I do not exactly mean to accuse them of deceit; but a woman is naturally flattered by perceiving herself an object of attraction; and, when flattered, is pleased. It is not likely, therefore, that the infirmities of her temper (if she have any) should be discovered by a man whose presence is a source of gratification. If artful, she will conceal her faults; if not so there will be no occasion to bring them to light. And even if, after a long courtship, something wrong should be discovered, either you have proceeded too far in honour to retract, or are so blinded by your own feelings as to extenuate it. Now it is only the parents and near relations of a young woman who can be witnesses to her real character, unless it be indeed her own maid, whom one could not condescend to interrogate.”“That is all very true, Frank; but recollect the same observations apply to your sex as well as ours. Lovers and husbands are very different beings. It is quite a lottery on both sides.”“I agree with you, my dear mother; and as marry I must, so shall it be a lottery with me; I will leave it to chance, and not to myself: then, if I am unfortunate, I will blame my stars and not have to accuse myself of a want of proper discrimination.” Lord Aveleyn took up a sheet of paper, and dividing it into small slips, wrote upon them the names of the different young ladies proposed by his mother. Folding them up, he threw them on the table before her, and requested that she would select any one of the papers.The dowager took up one.“I thank you, madam,” said Lord Aveleyn, taking the paper from her hand, and opening it—“‘Louisa Manners.’ Well, then, Louisa Manners it shall be; always provided that she does not refuse me. I will make my first advances this very afternoon; that is, if it does not clear up, and I can take out the pointers.”“You surely are joking, Frank?”“Never was more serious. I have my mother’s recommendation, backed by fate. Marry I must, but choose I will not. I feel myself desperately in love with the fair Louisa already. I will report my progress to you, my dear madam, in less than a fortnight.”Lord Aveleyn adhered to his singular resolution, courted, and was accepted. He never had reason to repent his choice; who proved to be as amiable as her countenance would have indicated. The fruits of his marriage was one son, who was watched over with mingled pride and anxiety, and who had now arrived at the age of fifteen years.Such was the history of Lord Aveleyn, who continued to extend his friendship to Edward Forster, and if he had required it, would gladly have proffered his assistance, in return for the kindness which Forster had shown towards him when he was a midshipman. The circumstances connected with the history of the little Amber were known to Lord Aveleyn and his lady, and the wish of Forster, that his little charge should derive the advantage of mixing in good female society, was gladly acceded to, both on his account and on her own. Amber would often remain for days at the mansion, and was a general favourite, as well as an object of sympathy.But the growth of their son, too rapid for his years, and which brought with it symptoms of pulmonary disease, alarmed Lord and Lady Aveleyn; and by the advice of the physicians, they broke up their establishment, and hastened with him to Madeira, to re-establish his health. Their departure was deeply felt both by Forster and his charge; and before they could recover from the loss; another severe trial awaited them in the death of Mrs Beazeley, who, full of years and rheumatism, was gathered to her fathers. Forster, habituated as he was to the old lady, felt her loss severely; he was now with Amber, quite alone; and it so happened that in the following winter his wound broke out, and confined him to his bed until the spring.As he lay in a precarious state, the thought naturally occurred to him, “What will become of this poor child if I am called away? There is not the slightest provision for her: she has no friends; and I have not even made it known to any of my own that there is such a person in existence.” Edward Forster thought of his brother, the lawyer, whom he knew still to be flourishing, although he had never corresponded with him, and resolved that as soon as he was able to undertake the journey, he would go to town, and secure his interest for the little Amber, in case of any accident happening to himself.The spring and summer passed away before he found himself strong enough to undertake the journey. It was late in the autumn that Edward Forster and Amber took their places in a heavy coach for the metropolis, and arrived without accident on the day or two subsequent to that on which Nicholas and Newton had entered it on foot.
But Adeline determined Juan’s weddingIn her own mind, and that’s enough for woman;But then with whom? there was the sage Miss Redding,Miss Raw, Miss Flaw, Miss Showman, and Miss Knowman,And the two fair co-heiresses Giltbedding.She deem’d his merits something more than common.All these were unobjectionable matches,And might go on, if well wound up, like watches.Byron.
But Adeline determined Juan’s weddingIn her own mind, and that’s enough for woman;But then with whom? there was the sage Miss Redding,Miss Raw, Miss Flaw, Miss Showman, and Miss Knowman,And the two fair co-heiresses Giltbedding.She deem’d his merits something more than common.All these were unobjectionable matches,And might go on, if well wound up, like watches.Byron.
The young Lord Aveleyn returned to the hall of his ancestors, exchanging the gloomy cockpit for the gay saloon, the ship’s allowance for sumptuous fare, the tyranny of his mess-mates and the harshness of his superiors for adulation and respect. Was he happier? No. In this world, whether in boyhood or riper years, the happiest state of existence is when under control. Although contrary to received opinion, this is a fact; but I cannot now stop to demonstrate the truth of the assertion.
Life may be compared to a gamut of music: there are seven notes from our birth to our marriage, and thus may we run up the first octave; milk, sugar-plums, apples, cricket, cravat, gun, horse; then comes the wife, ada capoto a new existence, which is to continue until the whole diapason is gone through. Lord Aveleyn ran up his scale like others before him.
“Why do you not marry, my dear Frank?” said the dowager Lady Aveleyn, one day, when a thick fog debarred her son of his usual pastime.
“Why, mother, I have no objection to marry, and I suppose I must one of these days, as a matter of duty; but I really am very difficult, and if I were to make a bad choice, you know a wife is not like this gun, which will gooffwhen I please.”
“But still my dear Frank, there are many very eligible matches to be made just now.”
“I do not doubt it, madam; but pray who are they?”
“Why, Miss Riddlesworth.”
“A very pretty girl, and I am told a large fortune. But let me hear the others first.”
“Clara Beauchamp, well connected, and a very sweet girl.”
“Granted also, for any thing I know to the contrary. Have you more on your list?”
“Certainly. Emily Riddlesdale; not much fortune, but very highly connected indeed. Her brother, Lord Riddlesdale is a man of great influence.”
“Her want of money is no object, my dear mother, and the influence of her brother no inducement. I covet neither. I grant you that she is a very nice girl. Proceed.”
“Why, Frank, one would think that you were a sultan with his handkerchief. There is Lady Selina Armstrong.”
“Well, she is a very fine girl, and talks well.”
“There is Harriet Butler, who has just come out.”
“I saw her at the last ball we were at—a very pretty creature.”
“Lady Jemima Calthorpe.”
“Not very good-looking, but clever and agreeable.”
“There is Louisa Manners, who is very much admired.”
“I admire her very much myself.”
“Well, Frank, you have exhausted my catalogue. There is not one I have mentioned who is not unexceptionable, and whom I would gladly embrace as a daughter-in-law. You are now turned of forty, my dear son, and must make up your mind to have heirs to the title and estates. I am however afraid that your admiration is so general, that you will be puzzled in your choice.”
“I will confess to you, my dearest mother, that I have many years thought of the necessity of taking to myself a wife, but have never yet had courage to decide. I admit that if all the young women you have mentioned were what they appear to be, a man need not long hesitate in his choice; but the great difficulty is, that their real tempers and dispositions are not to be ascertained till it is too late. Allow that I should attempt to discover the peculiar disposition of every one of them, what would be the consequence?—that my attentions would be perceived. I do not exactly mean to accuse them of deceit; but a woman is naturally flattered by perceiving herself an object of attraction; and, when flattered, is pleased. It is not likely, therefore, that the infirmities of her temper (if she have any) should be discovered by a man whose presence is a source of gratification. If artful, she will conceal her faults; if not so there will be no occasion to bring them to light. And even if, after a long courtship, something wrong should be discovered, either you have proceeded too far in honour to retract, or are so blinded by your own feelings as to extenuate it. Now it is only the parents and near relations of a young woman who can be witnesses to her real character, unless it be indeed her own maid, whom one could not condescend to interrogate.”
“That is all very true, Frank; but recollect the same observations apply to your sex as well as ours. Lovers and husbands are very different beings. It is quite a lottery on both sides.”
“I agree with you, my dear mother; and as marry I must, so shall it be a lottery with me; I will leave it to chance, and not to myself: then, if I am unfortunate, I will blame my stars and not have to accuse myself of a want of proper discrimination.” Lord Aveleyn took up a sheet of paper, and dividing it into small slips, wrote upon them the names of the different young ladies proposed by his mother. Folding them up, he threw them on the table before her, and requested that she would select any one of the papers.
The dowager took up one.
“I thank you, madam,” said Lord Aveleyn, taking the paper from her hand, and opening it—“‘Louisa Manners.’ Well, then, Louisa Manners it shall be; always provided that she does not refuse me. I will make my first advances this very afternoon; that is, if it does not clear up, and I can take out the pointers.”
“You surely are joking, Frank?”
“Never was more serious. I have my mother’s recommendation, backed by fate. Marry I must, but choose I will not. I feel myself desperately in love with the fair Louisa already. I will report my progress to you, my dear madam, in less than a fortnight.”
Lord Aveleyn adhered to his singular resolution, courted, and was accepted. He never had reason to repent his choice; who proved to be as amiable as her countenance would have indicated. The fruits of his marriage was one son, who was watched over with mingled pride and anxiety, and who had now arrived at the age of fifteen years.
Such was the history of Lord Aveleyn, who continued to extend his friendship to Edward Forster, and if he had required it, would gladly have proffered his assistance, in return for the kindness which Forster had shown towards him when he was a midshipman. The circumstances connected with the history of the little Amber were known to Lord Aveleyn and his lady, and the wish of Forster, that his little charge should derive the advantage of mixing in good female society, was gladly acceded to, both on his account and on her own. Amber would often remain for days at the mansion, and was a general favourite, as well as an object of sympathy.
But the growth of their son, too rapid for his years, and which brought with it symptoms of pulmonary disease, alarmed Lord and Lady Aveleyn; and by the advice of the physicians, they broke up their establishment, and hastened with him to Madeira, to re-establish his health. Their departure was deeply felt both by Forster and his charge; and before they could recover from the loss; another severe trial awaited them in the death of Mrs Beazeley, who, full of years and rheumatism, was gathered to her fathers. Forster, habituated as he was to the old lady, felt her loss severely; he was now with Amber, quite alone; and it so happened that in the following winter his wound broke out, and confined him to his bed until the spring.
As he lay in a precarious state, the thought naturally occurred to him, “What will become of this poor child if I am called away? There is not the slightest provision for her: she has no friends; and I have not even made it known to any of my own that there is such a person in existence.” Edward Forster thought of his brother, the lawyer, whom he knew still to be flourishing, although he had never corresponded with him, and resolved that as soon as he was able to undertake the journey, he would go to town, and secure his interest for the little Amber, in case of any accident happening to himself.
The spring and summer passed away before he found himself strong enough to undertake the journey. It was late in the autumn that Edward Forster and Amber took their places in a heavy coach for the metropolis, and arrived without accident on the day or two subsequent to that on which Nicholas and Newton had entered it on foot.
Volume Two--Chapter Ten.Through coaches, drays, choked turnpikes, and a whirlOf wheels, and roar of voices, and confusion,Here taverns wooing to a pint of “purl,”There mails fast flying off; like a delusion.Through this, and much and more, is the approachOf travellers to mighty Babylon;Whether they come by horse, or chair, or coach,With slight exceptions, all the ways seem one.Byron.When Newton Forster and his father arrived at London, they put up at an obscure inn in the Borough. The next day Newton set off to discover the residence of his uncle. The people of the inn had recommended him to apply to some stationer or bookseller, who would allow him to look over a red-book; and in compliance with these instructions, Newton stopped at a shop in Fleet-street, on the doors of which was written in large gilt letters—“Law Bookseller.” The young men in the shop were very civil and obliging, and, without referring to the Guide, immediately told him the residence of a man so well known as his uncle; and Newton hastened in the direction pointed out.It was one of those melancholy days in which London wears the appearance of a huge scavenger’s cart. A lurid fog and mizzling rain, which had been incessant for the previous twenty-four hours; sloppy pavements, and kennels down which the muddy torrents hastened to precipitate themselves in the sewers below; armies of umbrellas, as far as the eye could reach, now rising, now lowering, to avoid collision; hackney-coaches in active sloth, their miserable cattle plodding along with their backs arched and heads and tails drooping like barn-door fowls crouching under the cataract of a gutter; clacking of pattens and pestering of sweepers; not a smile upon the countenance of one individual of the multitude which passed him;—all appeared anxiety, bustle, and selfishness. Newton was not sorry when he turned down the narrow court which had been indicated to him, and, disengaged from the throng of men, commenced a more rapid course. In two minutes he was at the door of his uncle’s chambers, which, notwithstanding the inclemency of the weather, stood wide open, as if there should be no obstacle in a man’s way, or a single moment for reflection allowed him, if he wished to entangle himself in the expenses and difficulties of the law. Newton furled his weeping umbrella, and first looking with astonishment at the mud which had accumulated above the calves of his legs, raised his eyes to the jambs on each side, where in large letters, he read at the head of a long list of occupants, “Mr Forster, Ground Floor.” A door with Mr Forster’s name on it, within a few feet of him, next caught his eye. He knocked, and was admitted by the clerk, who stated that his master was at a consultation, but was expected back in half an hour, if he could wait so long. Newton assented, and was ushered into the parlour, where the clerk presented the newspaper of the day to amuse him until the arrival of his uncle.As soon as the door was closed Newton’s curiosity as to the character of his uncle induced him to scrutinise the apartment and its contents. In the centre of the room, which might have been about fourteen feet square, stood a table, with a shadow lamp placed before the only part of it which was left vacant for the use of the pen. The remainder of the space was loaded with parchment upon parchment, deed upon deed, paper upon paper. Some, especially those underneath, had become dark and discoloured by time; the ink had changed to a dull red, and the imprint of many a thumb inferred how many years they had been in existence, and how long they had lain as sad mementos of the law’s delay. Others were fresh and clean, the japanned ink in strong contrast with the glossy parchment, new cases of litigation fresh as the hopes of those who had been persuaded by flattering assurances to enter into a labyrinth of vexation, from which, perhaps, not to be extricated until these documents should assume the hue of the others, which silently indicated the blighted hopes of protracted litigation. Two massive iron chests occupied the walls on each side of the fireplace; and round the whole area of the room were piled one upon another large tin boxes, on which, in legible Roman characters, were written the names of the parties whose property was thus immured. There they stood like so many sepulchres of happiness, mausoleums raised over departed competence, while the names of the parties inscribed appeared as so many registers of the folly and contention of man.But from all this Newton could draw no other conclusion than that his uncle had plenty of business. The fire in the grate was on so small a scale, that although he shivered with wet and cold, Newton was afraid to stir it, lest it should go out altogether. From this circumstance he drew a hasty and unsatisfactory conclusion that his uncle was not very partial to spending his money.But he hardly had time to draw these inferences and then take up the newspaper, when the door opened, and another party was ushered into the room by the clerk, who informed him, as he handed a chair, that Mr Forster would return in a few minutes.The personage thus introduced was a short young man, with a round face, bushy eyebrows, and dogged countenance, implying wilfulness, without ill-nature. As soon as he entered he proceeded to divest his throat of a large shawl, which he hung over the back of a chair; then doffing his great-coat, which was placed in a similar position, he rubbed his hands, and walked up to the fire, into which he insinuated the poker, and immediately destroyed the small symptoms of combustion which remained, reducing the whole to one chaos of smoke.“Better have left it alone, I believe,” observed he, re-inserting the poker, and again stirring up the black mass, for the fire was now virtually defunct.“You’re not cold, I hope, sir?” said the party, turning to Newton.“No, sir, not very,” replied Newton, good-humouredly.“I thought so; clients never are; nothing like law forkeeping you warm, sir. Always bring on your cause in the winter months. I do, if I can, for it’s positive suffocation in the dog-days!”“I really never wasat law,” replied Newton, laughing; “but if ever I have the misfortune, I shall recollect your advice.”“Never was at law! I was going to say, what the devil brings you here? but that would have been an impertinent question.—Well, sir, do you know there was a time at which I never knew what law was,” continued the young man, seating himself in a chair opposite to Newton. “It was many years ago, when I was a younger brother and had no property: no one took the trouble to go to law with me; for if they gained their cause there were no effects. Within the last six years I have inherited a considerable property, and am always in hot water. I heard that the lawyers say, ‘causes produce effects.’ I am sure I can say that ‘effects have produced causes!’”“I am sorry that your good fortune should be coupled with such a drawback.”“Oh, it’s nothing! It’s just to a man what a clog is to a horse in a field, you know pretty well where to find him. I’m so used to it—indeed so much so, that I should feel rather uncomfortable if I had nothing on my hands: just keeps me from being idle. I’ve been into every court in the metropolis, and have no fault to find with one of them, except the Court of Rights.”“And pray, sir, what is that Court, and the objection you have to it?”“Why, as to the Court, it’s the most confounded rascal; but I must be careful how I speak before strangers, you’ll excuse me, sir (not that I suspect you, but I know what may be considered as a libel). I shall therefore just state, that it is a court at which no gentleman can appear; and if he does, it’s of no use, for he’ll never get a verdict in his favour.”“What, then it is not a court of justice?”“Court of justice! no, it’s a court for the recovery of small debts: but I’ll just tell you, sir, exactly what took place with me in that court, and then you will be able to judge for yourself. I had a dog; sir, it was just after I came into my property; his name was Caesar, and a very good dog he was. Well, sir, riding out one day about four miles from town, a rabbit put his nose out of a cellar, where they retailed potatoes. Caesar pounced upon him, and the rabbit was dead in a moment. The man who owned the rabbit and the potatoes, came up to me and asked my name, which I told him; at the same time, I expressed my sorrow at the accident, and advised him in future to keep his rabbits in hutches. He said he would, and demanded three shillings and sixpence for the one which the dog had killed. Now, although he was welcome to advice, money was quite another thing; so he went one way, muttering something about law, and I another, with Caesar at my heels, taking no notice of his threat. Well, sir, in a few days my servant came up to say that somebody wished to see me uponparticularbusiness, and I ordered him to be shown up. It was a blackguard-looking fellow, who put a piece of dirty paper in my hand; summoned me to appear at some dog-hole or another, I forget where. Not understanding the business, I enclosed it to a legal friend, who returned an answer, that it was a summons to the Court of Rights; that no gentleman could go there; and that I had better let the thing take its course. I had forgotten all about it, when, in a few days, a piece of paper was brought to me, by which I found that the Court adjudged me to pay 1 pound, 2 shillings, 6 pence, for damages and costs. I asked who brought it, and was told it was the son of the potato-merchant, accompanied by a tipstaff. I requested the pleasure of their company, and asked the legal gentleman what it was for.“‘Eighteen shillings, for ten rabbits destroyed by your dog, and 4 shillings, 6 pence, for costs of court.’“‘Ten rabbits!’ exclaimed I; ‘why he only killed one.’“‘Yes, sir,’ squeaked out the young potato-merchant; ‘but it was a doe rabbit, in the family way; we counted nine young ones, all killed too!’“‘Shameful!’ replied I. ‘Pray, sir, did your father tell the Court that the rabbits were not born?’“‘No, sir; father only said that there was one doe rabbit and nine little ones killed. He asked 4 shillings, 6 pence, for the old one, but only 1 shilling, 6 pence a-piece for the young ones.’“‘You should have been there yourself, sir,’ observed the tipstaff.“‘I wish Caesar had left the rabbit alone. So it appears,’ replied I, ‘he only asked 3 shillings, 6 pence, at first; but by thisCaesarean operation, I am nineteen shillings out of pocket.’—Now, sir, what do you think of that?”“I think that you should exclaim against the dishonesty of the potato-merchant, rather than the judgment of the Court. Had you defended your own cause, you might have had justice.”“I don’t know that. A man makes a claim against another, and takes his oath to it; you must then either disprove it, or pay the sum; your own oath is of no avail against his. I called upon my legal friend, and told him how I had been treated, and he then narrated the following circumstance, which will explain what I mean:—“He told me that he never knew of but one instance in which a respectable person had gained his cause, and in which, he was ashamed to say, that he was a party implicated. The means resorted to were as follows:— A Jew upholsterer sent in a bill to a relation of his for a chest of drawers, which had never been purchased or received. Refusing to pay, he was summoned to the Court of Rights. Not knowing how to act, he applied to my informant, who, being under some obligations to his relative, did not like to refuse.“‘I am afraid that you’ll have to pay,’ said the attorney to his relation, when he heard the story.“‘But I never had them, I can swear to it.’“‘That’s of no consequence; he will bring men to swear to the delivery. There are hundreds about the Court who are ready to take any oath, at half-a-crown a head; and that will be sufficient. But, to oblige you, I’ll see what I can do.’“They parted, and in a day or two my legal acquaintance called upon his relation, and told him that he had gained his cause. ‘Rather at the expense of my conscience, I must acknowledge,’ continued he; ‘but one must fight these scoundrels with their own weapons.’“‘Well, and how was it?’ inquired the other.“‘Why, as I prophesied, he brought three men forward, who swore to the delivery of the goods. Aware that this would be the case, I had provided three others, who swore to their having been witness to thepayment of the bill! This he was not prepared for; and the verdict was given in your favour.’”“Is it possible,” exclaimed Newton, “that such a court of Belial can exist in England?”“Even so; and, as there is no appeal, pray keep out of it. For my—”But here the conversation was interrupted by the entrance of Mr John Forster, who had returned from his consultation.We have already described Mr John Forster’s character; we have now only to introduce his person. Mr John Forster was about the middle height, rather inclined to corpulency, but with great show of muscular strength. His black nether garments and silk stockings, fitted a leg which might have been envied by a porter, and his breadth of shoulder was extreme. He had a slouch, probably contracted by long pouring over the desk; and his address was as abrupt as his appearance was unpolished. His forehead was large and bald, eye small and brilliant, and his cheeks had dropped down so as to increase the width of his lower jaw. Deep, yet not harsh, lines were imprinted on the whole of his countenance, which indicated inflexibility and self-possession.“Good morning, gentlemen,” said he, as he entered the room; “I hope you have not been waiting long. May I request the pleasure of knowing who came first? ‘First come, first served,’ is an old motto.”“Ibelievethis gentleman came first,” replied the young man.“Don’t youknow, sir? Is it only abelieve?”“I did arrive first, sir,” replied Newton; “but as I am not here upon legal business, I had rather wait until this gentleman has spoken to you.”“Not upon legal business—humph!” replied Mr Forster, eyeing Newton. “Well, then, if that is the case, do me the favour to sit down in the office until I have communicated with this gentleman.”Newton, taking up his hat, walked out of the door, which was opened by Mr Forster, and sat down in the next room until he should be summoned. Although the door between them was closed, it was easy to hear the sound of the voices within. For some minutes they fell upon Newton’s ears; that of the young man like the loud yelping of a cur; that of his uncle like the surly growl of some ferocious beast. At last the door opened:—“But, sir,” cried the young man,in alto.“Pay, sir,pay! I tell youpay!” answered the lawyer, in a stentorian voice.“But he has cheated me, sir!”“Never mind—pay!”“Charged twice their value, sir!”“I tell you, pay!”“But, sir, such imposition!”“I have told you twenty times, sir, and now tell you again—and for the last time—pay!”“Won’t you take up my cause, sir, then?”“No, sir! I have given you advice, and will not pick your pocket!—Good morning, sir;” and Mr Forster, who had backed his client out of the room, shut the door in his face, to prevent further discussion.The young man looked a moment at the door after it was closed, and then turned round to Newton.“If yours is really law business, take my advice, don’t stay to see him; I’ll take you to a man whoisa lawyer. Here you’ll get no law at all.”“Thank-ye,” replied Newton, laughing, “but mine really is not law business.”The noise of the handle of the door indicated that Mr Forster was about to reopen it, to summon Newton; and the young man, with a hasty good morning, brushed by Newton, and hastened into the street.
Through coaches, drays, choked turnpikes, and a whirlOf wheels, and roar of voices, and confusion,Here taverns wooing to a pint of “purl,”There mails fast flying off; like a delusion.Through this, and much and more, is the approachOf travellers to mighty Babylon;Whether they come by horse, or chair, or coach,With slight exceptions, all the ways seem one.Byron.
Through coaches, drays, choked turnpikes, and a whirlOf wheels, and roar of voices, and confusion,Here taverns wooing to a pint of “purl,”There mails fast flying off; like a delusion.Through this, and much and more, is the approachOf travellers to mighty Babylon;Whether they come by horse, or chair, or coach,With slight exceptions, all the ways seem one.Byron.
When Newton Forster and his father arrived at London, they put up at an obscure inn in the Borough. The next day Newton set off to discover the residence of his uncle. The people of the inn had recommended him to apply to some stationer or bookseller, who would allow him to look over a red-book; and in compliance with these instructions, Newton stopped at a shop in Fleet-street, on the doors of which was written in large gilt letters—“Law Bookseller.” The young men in the shop were very civil and obliging, and, without referring to the Guide, immediately told him the residence of a man so well known as his uncle; and Newton hastened in the direction pointed out.
It was one of those melancholy days in which London wears the appearance of a huge scavenger’s cart. A lurid fog and mizzling rain, which had been incessant for the previous twenty-four hours; sloppy pavements, and kennels down which the muddy torrents hastened to precipitate themselves in the sewers below; armies of umbrellas, as far as the eye could reach, now rising, now lowering, to avoid collision; hackney-coaches in active sloth, their miserable cattle plodding along with their backs arched and heads and tails drooping like barn-door fowls crouching under the cataract of a gutter; clacking of pattens and pestering of sweepers; not a smile upon the countenance of one individual of the multitude which passed him;—all appeared anxiety, bustle, and selfishness. Newton was not sorry when he turned down the narrow court which had been indicated to him, and, disengaged from the throng of men, commenced a more rapid course. In two minutes he was at the door of his uncle’s chambers, which, notwithstanding the inclemency of the weather, stood wide open, as if there should be no obstacle in a man’s way, or a single moment for reflection allowed him, if he wished to entangle himself in the expenses and difficulties of the law. Newton furled his weeping umbrella, and first looking with astonishment at the mud which had accumulated above the calves of his legs, raised his eyes to the jambs on each side, where in large letters, he read at the head of a long list of occupants, “Mr Forster, Ground Floor.” A door with Mr Forster’s name on it, within a few feet of him, next caught his eye. He knocked, and was admitted by the clerk, who stated that his master was at a consultation, but was expected back in half an hour, if he could wait so long. Newton assented, and was ushered into the parlour, where the clerk presented the newspaper of the day to amuse him until the arrival of his uncle.
As soon as the door was closed Newton’s curiosity as to the character of his uncle induced him to scrutinise the apartment and its contents. In the centre of the room, which might have been about fourteen feet square, stood a table, with a shadow lamp placed before the only part of it which was left vacant for the use of the pen. The remainder of the space was loaded with parchment upon parchment, deed upon deed, paper upon paper. Some, especially those underneath, had become dark and discoloured by time; the ink had changed to a dull red, and the imprint of many a thumb inferred how many years they had been in existence, and how long they had lain as sad mementos of the law’s delay. Others were fresh and clean, the japanned ink in strong contrast with the glossy parchment, new cases of litigation fresh as the hopes of those who had been persuaded by flattering assurances to enter into a labyrinth of vexation, from which, perhaps, not to be extricated until these documents should assume the hue of the others, which silently indicated the blighted hopes of protracted litigation. Two massive iron chests occupied the walls on each side of the fireplace; and round the whole area of the room were piled one upon another large tin boxes, on which, in legible Roman characters, were written the names of the parties whose property was thus immured. There they stood like so many sepulchres of happiness, mausoleums raised over departed competence, while the names of the parties inscribed appeared as so many registers of the folly and contention of man.
But from all this Newton could draw no other conclusion than that his uncle had plenty of business. The fire in the grate was on so small a scale, that although he shivered with wet and cold, Newton was afraid to stir it, lest it should go out altogether. From this circumstance he drew a hasty and unsatisfactory conclusion that his uncle was not very partial to spending his money.
But he hardly had time to draw these inferences and then take up the newspaper, when the door opened, and another party was ushered into the room by the clerk, who informed him, as he handed a chair, that Mr Forster would return in a few minutes.
The personage thus introduced was a short young man, with a round face, bushy eyebrows, and dogged countenance, implying wilfulness, without ill-nature. As soon as he entered he proceeded to divest his throat of a large shawl, which he hung over the back of a chair; then doffing his great-coat, which was placed in a similar position, he rubbed his hands, and walked up to the fire, into which he insinuated the poker, and immediately destroyed the small symptoms of combustion which remained, reducing the whole to one chaos of smoke.
“Better have left it alone, I believe,” observed he, re-inserting the poker, and again stirring up the black mass, for the fire was now virtually defunct.
“You’re not cold, I hope, sir?” said the party, turning to Newton.
“No, sir, not very,” replied Newton, good-humouredly.
“I thought so; clients never are; nothing like law forkeeping you warm, sir. Always bring on your cause in the winter months. I do, if I can, for it’s positive suffocation in the dog-days!”
“I really never wasat law,” replied Newton, laughing; “but if ever I have the misfortune, I shall recollect your advice.”
“Never was at law! I was going to say, what the devil brings you here? but that would have been an impertinent question.—Well, sir, do you know there was a time at which I never knew what law was,” continued the young man, seating himself in a chair opposite to Newton. “It was many years ago, when I was a younger brother and had no property: no one took the trouble to go to law with me; for if they gained their cause there were no effects. Within the last six years I have inherited a considerable property, and am always in hot water. I heard that the lawyers say, ‘causes produce effects.’ I am sure I can say that ‘effects have produced causes!’”
“I am sorry that your good fortune should be coupled with such a drawback.”
“Oh, it’s nothing! It’s just to a man what a clog is to a horse in a field, you know pretty well where to find him. I’m so used to it—indeed so much so, that I should feel rather uncomfortable if I had nothing on my hands: just keeps me from being idle. I’ve been into every court in the metropolis, and have no fault to find with one of them, except the Court of Rights.”
“And pray, sir, what is that Court, and the objection you have to it?”
“Why, as to the Court, it’s the most confounded rascal; but I must be careful how I speak before strangers, you’ll excuse me, sir (not that I suspect you, but I know what may be considered as a libel). I shall therefore just state, that it is a court at which no gentleman can appear; and if he does, it’s of no use, for he’ll never get a verdict in his favour.”
“What, then it is not a court of justice?”
“Court of justice! no, it’s a court for the recovery of small debts: but I’ll just tell you, sir, exactly what took place with me in that court, and then you will be able to judge for yourself. I had a dog; sir, it was just after I came into my property; his name was Caesar, and a very good dog he was. Well, sir, riding out one day about four miles from town, a rabbit put his nose out of a cellar, where they retailed potatoes. Caesar pounced upon him, and the rabbit was dead in a moment. The man who owned the rabbit and the potatoes, came up to me and asked my name, which I told him; at the same time, I expressed my sorrow at the accident, and advised him in future to keep his rabbits in hutches. He said he would, and demanded three shillings and sixpence for the one which the dog had killed. Now, although he was welcome to advice, money was quite another thing; so he went one way, muttering something about law, and I another, with Caesar at my heels, taking no notice of his threat. Well, sir, in a few days my servant came up to say that somebody wished to see me uponparticularbusiness, and I ordered him to be shown up. It was a blackguard-looking fellow, who put a piece of dirty paper in my hand; summoned me to appear at some dog-hole or another, I forget where. Not understanding the business, I enclosed it to a legal friend, who returned an answer, that it was a summons to the Court of Rights; that no gentleman could go there; and that I had better let the thing take its course. I had forgotten all about it, when, in a few days, a piece of paper was brought to me, by which I found that the Court adjudged me to pay 1 pound, 2 shillings, 6 pence, for damages and costs. I asked who brought it, and was told it was the son of the potato-merchant, accompanied by a tipstaff. I requested the pleasure of their company, and asked the legal gentleman what it was for.
“‘Eighteen shillings, for ten rabbits destroyed by your dog, and 4 shillings, 6 pence, for costs of court.’
“‘Ten rabbits!’ exclaimed I; ‘why he only killed one.’
“‘Yes, sir,’ squeaked out the young potato-merchant; ‘but it was a doe rabbit, in the family way; we counted nine young ones, all killed too!’
“‘Shameful!’ replied I. ‘Pray, sir, did your father tell the Court that the rabbits were not born?’
“‘No, sir; father only said that there was one doe rabbit and nine little ones killed. He asked 4 shillings, 6 pence, for the old one, but only 1 shilling, 6 pence a-piece for the young ones.’
“‘You should have been there yourself, sir,’ observed the tipstaff.
“‘I wish Caesar had left the rabbit alone. So it appears,’ replied I, ‘he only asked 3 shillings, 6 pence, at first; but by thisCaesarean operation, I am nineteen shillings out of pocket.’—Now, sir, what do you think of that?”
“I think that you should exclaim against the dishonesty of the potato-merchant, rather than the judgment of the Court. Had you defended your own cause, you might have had justice.”
“I don’t know that. A man makes a claim against another, and takes his oath to it; you must then either disprove it, or pay the sum; your own oath is of no avail against his. I called upon my legal friend, and told him how I had been treated, and he then narrated the following circumstance, which will explain what I mean:—
“He told me that he never knew of but one instance in which a respectable person had gained his cause, and in which, he was ashamed to say, that he was a party implicated. The means resorted to were as follows:— A Jew upholsterer sent in a bill to a relation of his for a chest of drawers, which had never been purchased or received. Refusing to pay, he was summoned to the Court of Rights. Not knowing how to act, he applied to my informant, who, being under some obligations to his relative, did not like to refuse.
“‘I am afraid that you’ll have to pay,’ said the attorney to his relation, when he heard the story.
“‘But I never had them, I can swear to it.’
“‘That’s of no consequence; he will bring men to swear to the delivery. There are hundreds about the Court who are ready to take any oath, at half-a-crown a head; and that will be sufficient. But, to oblige you, I’ll see what I can do.’
“They parted, and in a day or two my legal acquaintance called upon his relation, and told him that he had gained his cause. ‘Rather at the expense of my conscience, I must acknowledge,’ continued he; ‘but one must fight these scoundrels with their own weapons.’
“‘Well, and how was it?’ inquired the other.
“‘Why, as I prophesied, he brought three men forward, who swore to the delivery of the goods. Aware that this would be the case, I had provided three others, who swore to their having been witness to thepayment of the bill! This he was not prepared for; and the verdict was given in your favour.’”
“Is it possible,” exclaimed Newton, “that such a court of Belial can exist in England?”
“Even so; and, as there is no appeal, pray keep out of it. For my—”
But here the conversation was interrupted by the entrance of Mr John Forster, who had returned from his consultation.
We have already described Mr John Forster’s character; we have now only to introduce his person. Mr John Forster was about the middle height, rather inclined to corpulency, but with great show of muscular strength. His black nether garments and silk stockings, fitted a leg which might have been envied by a porter, and his breadth of shoulder was extreme. He had a slouch, probably contracted by long pouring over the desk; and his address was as abrupt as his appearance was unpolished. His forehead was large and bald, eye small and brilliant, and his cheeks had dropped down so as to increase the width of his lower jaw. Deep, yet not harsh, lines were imprinted on the whole of his countenance, which indicated inflexibility and self-possession.
“Good morning, gentlemen,” said he, as he entered the room; “I hope you have not been waiting long. May I request the pleasure of knowing who came first? ‘First come, first served,’ is an old motto.”
“Ibelievethis gentleman came first,” replied the young man.
“Don’t youknow, sir? Is it only abelieve?”
“I did arrive first, sir,” replied Newton; “but as I am not here upon legal business, I had rather wait until this gentleman has spoken to you.”
“Not upon legal business—humph!” replied Mr Forster, eyeing Newton. “Well, then, if that is the case, do me the favour to sit down in the office until I have communicated with this gentleman.”
Newton, taking up his hat, walked out of the door, which was opened by Mr Forster, and sat down in the next room until he should be summoned. Although the door between them was closed, it was easy to hear the sound of the voices within. For some minutes they fell upon Newton’s ears; that of the young man like the loud yelping of a cur; that of his uncle like the surly growl of some ferocious beast. At last the door opened:—
“But, sir,” cried the young man,in alto.
“Pay, sir,pay! I tell youpay!” answered the lawyer, in a stentorian voice.
“But he has cheated me, sir!”
“Never mind—pay!”
“Charged twice their value, sir!”
“I tell you, pay!”
“But, sir, such imposition!”
“I have told you twenty times, sir, and now tell you again—and for the last time—pay!”
“Won’t you take up my cause, sir, then?”
“No, sir! I have given you advice, and will not pick your pocket!—Good morning, sir;” and Mr Forster, who had backed his client out of the room, shut the door in his face, to prevent further discussion.
The young man looked a moment at the door after it was closed, and then turned round to Newton.
“If yours is really law business, take my advice, don’t stay to see him; I’ll take you to a man whoisa lawyer. Here you’ll get no law at all.”
“Thank-ye,” replied Newton, laughing, “but mine really is not law business.”
The noise of the handle of the door indicated that Mr Forster was about to reopen it, to summon Newton; and the young man, with a hasty good morning, brushed by Newton, and hastened into the street.
Volume Two--Chapter Eleven.Hamlet.Is not parchment made of sheepskin?Horatio.Ay, my lord, and of calves’ skins too.Hamlet.They are sheep and calves whichSeek out their assurance in that—Shakespeare.The door opened, as intimated at the end of our last chapter, and Newton obeyed the injunction from the lawyer’s eye to follow him into the room.“Now, sir, your pleasure?” said Mr Forster.“I must introduce myself,” replied Newton: “I am your nephew, Newton Forster.”“Humph! where’s your documents in proof of your assertion?”“I did not consider that any thing further than my word was necessary. I am the son of your brother, Nicholas Forster, who resided many years at Overton.”“I never heard of Overton: Nicholas I recollect to have been the name of my third brother; but it is upwards of thirty years since I have seen or heard of him. I did not know whether he was alive or dead. Well, for the sake of argument, we’ll allow that you are my nephew—what then?”Newton coloured up at this peculiar reception. “What then, uncle?—why I did hope that you would have been glad to have seen me; but as you appear to be otherwise, I will wish you good morning;”—and Newton moved towards the door.“Stop, young man; I presume that you did not come for nothing? Before you go, tell me what you came for.”“To tell you the truth,” replied Newton, with emotion, “it was to ask your assistance and your advice; but—”“But jumping up in a huff is not the way to obtain either. Sit down on that chair, and tell me what you came for.”“To request you would interest yourself in behalf of my father and myself; we are both out of employ, and require your assistance.”“Or probably I never should have seen you!”“Most probably: we knew that you were in good circumstances, and thriving in the world; and as long as we could support ourselves honestly, should not have thrust ourselves upon you. All we wish now is that you will, by your interest and recommendation, put us in the way of being again independent by our own exertions; which we did not consider too much to ask from a brother, and an uncle.”“Humph!—so first you keep aloof from me, because you knew that I was able to assist you, and now you come to me for the same reason!”“Had we received the least intimation from you that our presence would have been welcome, you would have seen us before.”“Perhaps so; but I did not know whether I had any relations alive.”“Had I been in your circumstances, uncle, I should have inquired.”“Humph!—Well, young man, as I find that I have relations, I should like to hear a little about them;—so now tell me all about your father and yourself.”Newton entered into a detail of the circumstances, with which the reader is already acquainted. When he had finished, his uncle, who had listened with profound attention, his eye fixed upon that of Newton, as if to read his inmost thoughts, said, “It appears, then, that your father wishes to prosecute his business as optician. I am afraid that I cannot help him. I wear spectacles certainly when I read; but this pair has lasted me eleven years, and probably will as many more. You wish me to procure you a situation in an East Indiaman as third or fourth mate. I know nothing about the sea; I never saw it in my life; nor am I aware that I have a sailor in my acquaintance.”“Then, uncle, I will take my leave.”“Not so fast, young man; you said that you wanted myassistanceand myadvice. My assistance I cannot promise you for the reasons I have stated; but my advice is at your service. Is it a legal point?”“Not exactly, sir,” replied Newton, who was mortified almost to tears; “still I must acknowledge that I now more than ever wish that the articles were in safe keeping, and out of my hands.” Newton then entered into a detail of the trunk being picked up at sea; and stated his having brought with him the most valuable of the property, that it might be deposited in safe bands.“Humph!” observed his uncle, when he had finished. “You say that the articles are of value.”“Those who are judges consider the diamonds and the other articles to be worth nearly one hundred pounds; I cannot pretend to say what their real value is.”“And you have had these things in your possession these seven years?”“I have, sir.”“Did it never occur to you, since you have been in distress, that the sale of these articles would have assisted you?”“It often has occurred to me, when I have found that the little I could earn was not sufficient for my father’s support; but we had already decided that the property was notlegally mine, and I dismissed the idea as soon as I could from my thoughts. Since then I have ascertained to whom the property belongs, and of course it has become more sacred.”“You said a minute ago that you now more than ever wished the property in safe keeping. Why so?”“Because, disappointed in the hopes I had entertained of receiving your assistance, I foresaw that we should have more difficulties than ever to struggle against, and wished not to be in the way of temptation.”“You were right. Well, then bring me those articles to-morrow, by one o’clock precisely; I will take charge of them, and give you a receipt. Good morning, nephew; very happy to have had the pleasure of making your acquaintance. Remember me kindly to my brother, and tell him I shall be happy to see him at one, precisely.”“Good morning, sir,” replied Newton, with a faltering voice, as he hurried away to conceal his disappointment and indignation, which he felt at this cool reception and dismissal.“Notlegallymine—humph! I like that boy,” muttered the old lawyer to himself, when Newton had disappeared.—“Scratton!”“Yes, sir,” replied the clerk, opening the door.“Fill up a check for five hundred pounds, self or bearer, and bring it to me to sign.”“Yes, sir.”“Is it this evening or to-morrow, that I attend the arbitration meeting?”“This evening, seven o’clock.”“What is the name of the party by whom I am employed?”“Bosanquet, sir.”“East India director, is he not?”“Yes, sir.”“Humph!—That will do.”The clerk brought in the draft, which was put into his pocket-book without being signed; his coat was then buttoned up, and Mr John Forster repaired to the chop-house, at which for twenty-five years he had seldom failed to make his appearance at the hour of three or four at the latest.It was with a heavy heart that Newton returned to the inn in the Borough, at which he left his father, whom he found looking out of window, precisely in the same seat and position where he had left him.“Well, Newton, my boy, did you see my brother?”“Yes, sir; but I am sorry to say that I have little hopes of his being of service to us.”Newton then entered into a narration of what had passed.“Why really, Newton,” said his father in his single-heartedness, “I do not see such cause of despair. If he did doubt your being his nephew, how could he tell that you were? and if he had no interest with naval people why it’s not his fault. As for my expecting him to break his spectacles on purpose to buy new ones of me, that’s too much, and it would be foolish on his part. He said that he was very happy to have made your acquaintance, and that he should be glad to see me. I really don’t know what more you could expect. I will call upon him to-morrow, since he wishes it. At five o’clock precisely, don’t you say?”“No, sir, at one.”“Well, then, at one; those who have nothing to do must suit their hours to those who are full of business. Recollect now, two o’clock precisely.”“One o’clock, sir.”“Ay, very true, one o’clock I meant; now let’s go to dinner.”Nicholas Forster appeared in excellent spirits: and Newton, who did not like to undeceive him, was glad to retire at an early hour, that he might be left to his own reflections, and form some plan as to their proceedings in consequence of this unexpected disappointment.
Hamlet.Is not parchment made of sheepskin?Horatio.Ay, my lord, and of calves’ skins too.Hamlet.They are sheep and calves whichSeek out their assurance in that—Shakespeare.
Hamlet.Is not parchment made of sheepskin?Horatio.Ay, my lord, and of calves’ skins too.Hamlet.They are sheep and calves whichSeek out their assurance in that—Shakespeare.
The door opened, as intimated at the end of our last chapter, and Newton obeyed the injunction from the lawyer’s eye to follow him into the room.
“Now, sir, your pleasure?” said Mr Forster.
“I must introduce myself,” replied Newton: “I am your nephew, Newton Forster.”
“Humph! where’s your documents in proof of your assertion?”
“I did not consider that any thing further than my word was necessary. I am the son of your brother, Nicholas Forster, who resided many years at Overton.”
“I never heard of Overton: Nicholas I recollect to have been the name of my third brother; but it is upwards of thirty years since I have seen or heard of him. I did not know whether he was alive or dead. Well, for the sake of argument, we’ll allow that you are my nephew—what then?”
Newton coloured up at this peculiar reception. “What then, uncle?—why I did hope that you would have been glad to have seen me; but as you appear to be otherwise, I will wish you good morning;”—and Newton moved towards the door.
“Stop, young man; I presume that you did not come for nothing? Before you go, tell me what you came for.”
“To tell you the truth,” replied Newton, with emotion, “it was to ask your assistance and your advice; but—”
“But jumping up in a huff is not the way to obtain either. Sit down on that chair, and tell me what you came for.”
“To request you would interest yourself in behalf of my father and myself; we are both out of employ, and require your assistance.”
“Or probably I never should have seen you!”
“Most probably: we knew that you were in good circumstances, and thriving in the world; and as long as we could support ourselves honestly, should not have thrust ourselves upon you. All we wish now is that you will, by your interest and recommendation, put us in the way of being again independent by our own exertions; which we did not consider too much to ask from a brother, and an uncle.”
“Humph!—so first you keep aloof from me, because you knew that I was able to assist you, and now you come to me for the same reason!”
“Had we received the least intimation from you that our presence would have been welcome, you would have seen us before.”
“Perhaps so; but I did not know whether I had any relations alive.”
“Had I been in your circumstances, uncle, I should have inquired.”
“Humph!—Well, young man, as I find that I have relations, I should like to hear a little about them;—so now tell me all about your father and yourself.”
Newton entered into a detail of the circumstances, with which the reader is already acquainted. When he had finished, his uncle, who had listened with profound attention, his eye fixed upon that of Newton, as if to read his inmost thoughts, said, “It appears, then, that your father wishes to prosecute his business as optician. I am afraid that I cannot help him. I wear spectacles certainly when I read; but this pair has lasted me eleven years, and probably will as many more. You wish me to procure you a situation in an East Indiaman as third or fourth mate. I know nothing about the sea; I never saw it in my life; nor am I aware that I have a sailor in my acquaintance.”
“Then, uncle, I will take my leave.”
“Not so fast, young man; you said that you wanted myassistanceand myadvice. My assistance I cannot promise you for the reasons I have stated; but my advice is at your service. Is it a legal point?”
“Not exactly, sir,” replied Newton, who was mortified almost to tears; “still I must acknowledge that I now more than ever wish that the articles were in safe keeping, and out of my hands.” Newton then entered into a detail of the trunk being picked up at sea; and stated his having brought with him the most valuable of the property, that it might be deposited in safe bands.
“Humph!” observed his uncle, when he had finished. “You say that the articles are of value.”
“Those who are judges consider the diamonds and the other articles to be worth nearly one hundred pounds; I cannot pretend to say what their real value is.”
“And you have had these things in your possession these seven years?”
“I have, sir.”
“Did it never occur to you, since you have been in distress, that the sale of these articles would have assisted you?”
“It often has occurred to me, when I have found that the little I could earn was not sufficient for my father’s support; but we had already decided that the property was notlegally mine, and I dismissed the idea as soon as I could from my thoughts. Since then I have ascertained to whom the property belongs, and of course it has become more sacred.”
“You said a minute ago that you now more than ever wished the property in safe keeping. Why so?”
“Because, disappointed in the hopes I had entertained of receiving your assistance, I foresaw that we should have more difficulties than ever to struggle against, and wished not to be in the way of temptation.”
“You were right. Well, then bring me those articles to-morrow, by one o’clock precisely; I will take charge of them, and give you a receipt. Good morning, nephew; very happy to have had the pleasure of making your acquaintance. Remember me kindly to my brother, and tell him I shall be happy to see him at one, precisely.”
“Good morning, sir,” replied Newton, with a faltering voice, as he hurried away to conceal his disappointment and indignation, which he felt at this cool reception and dismissal.
“Notlegallymine—humph! I like that boy,” muttered the old lawyer to himself, when Newton had disappeared.—“Scratton!”
“Yes, sir,” replied the clerk, opening the door.
“Fill up a check for five hundred pounds, self or bearer, and bring it to me to sign.”
“Yes, sir.”
“Is it this evening or to-morrow, that I attend the arbitration meeting?”
“This evening, seven o’clock.”
“What is the name of the party by whom I am employed?”
“Bosanquet, sir.”
“East India director, is he not?”
“Yes, sir.”
“Humph!—That will do.”
The clerk brought in the draft, which was put into his pocket-book without being signed; his coat was then buttoned up, and Mr John Forster repaired to the chop-house, at which for twenty-five years he had seldom failed to make his appearance at the hour of three or four at the latest.
It was with a heavy heart that Newton returned to the inn in the Borough, at which he left his father, whom he found looking out of window, precisely in the same seat and position where he had left him.
“Well, Newton, my boy, did you see my brother?”
“Yes, sir; but I am sorry to say that I have little hopes of his being of service to us.”
Newton then entered into a narration of what had passed.
“Why really, Newton,” said his father in his single-heartedness, “I do not see such cause of despair. If he did doubt your being his nephew, how could he tell that you were? and if he had no interest with naval people why it’s not his fault. As for my expecting him to break his spectacles on purpose to buy new ones of me, that’s too much, and it would be foolish on his part. He said that he was very happy to have made your acquaintance, and that he should be glad to see me. I really don’t know what more you could expect. I will call upon him to-morrow, since he wishes it. At five o’clock precisely, don’t you say?”
“No, sir, at one.”
“Well, then, at one; those who have nothing to do must suit their hours to those who are full of business. Recollect now, two o’clock precisely.”
“One o’clock, sir.”
“Ay, very true, one o’clock I meant; now let’s go to dinner.”
Nicholas Forster appeared in excellent spirits: and Newton, who did not like to undeceive him, was glad to retire at an early hour, that he might be left to his own reflections, and form some plan as to their proceedings in consequence of this unexpected disappointment.