DAT AUNTYDOTE.[17]

DAT AUNTYDOTE.[17]

Mars Dick—A country doctor.Ben—a credulous darkey.Mike—a Talbot County mule.

Mars Dick—A country doctor.Ben—a credulous darkey.Mike—a Talbot County mule.

Mars Dick—A country doctor.Ben—a credulous darkey.Mike—a Talbot County mule.

Mars Dick—A country doctor.

Ben—a credulous darkey.

Mike—a Talbot County mule.

When Mike, meh mule, tuck sick Mars Dick cum ridin’ byAn’ say, “Uh case orntried is hyard ter jestify;Still, I kin git him well, meck up yo’ mine ter dat,Ef you will turn yo’ pollyticks an’ be uh Dimmycrat.“I’s gwine ter try an’ git inter de Legislater, Ben,An’ I wan’ ter run uh haid ub de res’ ub all de men.”De consequation wuz I say, “I’ll vote fuh you, Mars Dick,Fuh dis po’ wretched mule ub mine is mighty, monstus sick.”Den Mars Dick say, “Be quick! Run ter de swamp an’ getSnake-root, squaw-root, mash-mallers an’ bone-set;Ros’ ’em in uh spidah tell dey squench up inter uth,Den da ain’ no tellin’ what sich uh powder’s wuth.”Hit seems ter me de price wuz big dat I got fuh meh vote,Kase Mars Dick say dem swamp yearbs wuz uh pow’ful auntydoteFuh hic-cups, cramps, brownchytiz, bruises, bu’ns, haidaches,Rheumatiz an’ measles, conwulsions and de shakes.An’ den Mars Dick he tole me, in de mawnin’ ’fo’ I feedFutto go inter de swamp an’ git de largis’ reed I seed,An’ fill hit full fum en’ ter en’ wid dat gran’ auntydote,Pull out Mike’s tongue, put in de reed, an’ blow hyard down he thote.

When Mike, meh mule, tuck sick Mars Dick cum ridin’ byAn’ say, “Uh case orntried is hyard ter jestify;Still, I kin git him well, meck up yo’ mine ter dat,Ef you will turn yo’ pollyticks an’ be uh Dimmycrat.“I’s gwine ter try an’ git inter de Legislater, Ben,An’ I wan’ ter run uh haid ub de res’ ub all de men.”De consequation wuz I say, “I’ll vote fuh you, Mars Dick,Fuh dis po’ wretched mule ub mine is mighty, monstus sick.”Den Mars Dick say, “Be quick! Run ter de swamp an’ getSnake-root, squaw-root, mash-mallers an’ bone-set;Ros’ ’em in uh spidah tell dey squench up inter uth,Den da ain’ no tellin’ what sich uh powder’s wuth.”Hit seems ter me de price wuz big dat I got fuh meh vote,Kase Mars Dick say dem swamp yearbs wuz uh pow’ful auntydoteFuh hic-cups, cramps, brownchytiz, bruises, bu’ns, haidaches,Rheumatiz an’ measles, conwulsions and de shakes.An’ den Mars Dick he tole me, in de mawnin’ ’fo’ I feedFutto go inter de swamp an’ git de largis’ reed I seed,An’ fill hit full fum en’ ter en’ wid dat gran’ auntydote,Pull out Mike’s tongue, put in de reed, an’ blow hyard down he thote.

When Mike, meh mule, tuck sick Mars Dick cum ridin’ byAn’ say, “Uh case orntried is hyard ter jestify;Still, I kin git him well, meck up yo’ mine ter dat,Ef you will turn yo’ pollyticks an’ be uh Dimmycrat.

When Mike, meh mule, tuck sick Mars Dick cum ridin’ by

An’ say, “Uh case orntried is hyard ter jestify;

Still, I kin git him well, meck up yo’ mine ter dat,

Ef you will turn yo’ pollyticks an’ be uh Dimmycrat.

“I’s gwine ter try an’ git inter de Legislater, Ben,An’ I wan’ ter run uh haid ub de res’ ub all de men.”De consequation wuz I say, “I’ll vote fuh you, Mars Dick,Fuh dis po’ wretched mule ub mine is mighty, monstus sick.”

“I’s gwine ter try an’ git inter de Legislater, Ben,

An’ I wan’ ter run uh haid ub de res’ ub all de men.”

De consequation wuz I say, “I’ll vote fuh you, Mars Dick,

Fuh dis po’ wretched mule ub mine is mighty, monstus sick.”

Den Mars Dick say, “Be quick! Run ter de swamp an’ getSnake-root, squaw-root, mash-mallers an’ bone-set;Ros’ ’em in uh spidah tell dey squench up inter uth,Den da ain’ no tellin’ what sich uh powder’s wuth.”

Den Mars Dick say, “Be quick! Run ter de swamp an’ get

Snake-root, squaw-root, mash-mallers an’ bone-set;

Ros’ ’em in uh spidah tell dey squench up inter uth,

Den da ain’ no tellin’ what sich uh powder’s wuth.”

Hit seems ter me de price wuz big dat I got fuh meh vote,Kase Mars Dick say dem swamp yearbs wuz uh pow’ful auntydoteFuh hic-cups, cramps, brownchytiz, bruises, bu’ns, haidaches,Rheumatiz an’ measles, conwulsions and de shakes.

Hit seems ter me de price wuz big dat I got fuh meh vote,

Kase Mars Dick say dem swamp yearbs wuz uh pow’ful auntydote

Fuh hic-cups, cramps, brownchytiz, bruises, bu’ns, haidaches,

Rheumatiz an’ measles, conwulsions and de shakes.

An’ den Mars Dick he tole me, in de mawnin’ ’fo’ I feedFutto go inter de swamp an’ git de largis’ reed I seed,An’ fill hit full fum en’ ter en’ wid dat gran’ auntydote,Pull out Mike’s tongue, put in de reed, an’ blow hyard down he thote.

An’ den Mars Dick he tole me, in de mawnin’ ’fo’ I feed

Futto go inter de swamp an’ git de largis’ reed I seed,

An’ fill hit full fum en’ ter en’ wid dat gran’ auntydote,

Pull out Mike’s tongue, put in de reed, an’ blow hyard down he thote.

In ’bout uh week I heahd uh nock—’twuz Mars Dick at de do’;I’d jes’ begun uh leetle bit ter walk ’cross de flo’;De pussperation baved meh face, an’ I had so leetle bref,Dat Mars Dick say, “Why, Ben, what’s de matter wid yo’sef?”I say ter him, “Dat auntydote wuz wus’n dangerous,De mule he gib uh pow’ful snort,an’ his blow wuz de fus’!De bone-set’s clustah’d ’roun’ meh bones, de snake-root’s in meh brain,Meh back is full ub mis’ry, an’ meh haid is full ub pain.”

In ’bout uh week I heahd uh nock—’twuz Mars Dick at de do’;I’d jes’ begun uh leetle bit ter walk ’cross de flo’;De pussperation baved meh face, an’ I had so leetle bref,Dat Mars Dick say, “Why, Ben, what’s de matter wid yo’sef?”I say ter him, “Dat auntydote wuz wus’n dangerous,De mule he gib uh pow’ful snort,an’ his blow wuz de fus’!De bone-set’s clustah’d ’roun’ meh bones, de snake-root’s in meh brain,Meh back is full ub mis’ry, an’ meh haid is full ub pain.”

In ’bout uh week I heahd uh nock—’twuz Mars Dick at de do’;I’d jes’ begun uh leetle bit ter walk ’cross de flo’;De pussperation baved meh face, an’ I had so leetle bref,Dat Mars Dick say, “Why, Ben, what’s de matter wid yo’sef?”

In ’bout uh week I heahd uh nock—’twuz Mars Dick at de do’;

I’d jes’ begun uh leetle bit ter walk ’cross de flo’;

De pussperation baved meh face, an’ I had so leetle bref,

Dat Mars Dick say, “Why, Ben, what’s de matter wid yo’sef?”

I say ter him, “Dat auntydote wuz wus’n dangerous,De mule he gib uh pow’ful snort,an’ his blow wuz de fus’!De bone-set’s clustah’d ’roun’ meh bones, de snake-root’s in meh brain,Meh back is full ub mis’ry, an’ meh haid is full ub pain.”

I say ter him, “Dat auntydote wuz wus’n dangerous,

De mule he gib uh pow’ful snort,an’ his blow wuz de fus’!

De bone-set’s clustah’d ’roun’ meh bones, de snake-root’s in meh brain,

Meh back is full ub mis’ry, an’ meh haid is full ub pain.”

Young Marster ain’ de kine ub man dat suits de Legislater,He spressify his condidence too much ter meck uh ’bater;Dat auntydote dey call it wud nebber tech meh thoteEf I hadn’ pestered pollyticks an’ sole fuh weeds meh vote.

Young Marster ain’ de kine ub man dat suits de Legislater,He spressify his condidence too much ter meck uh ’bater;Dat auntydote dey call it wud nebber tech meh thoteEf I hadn’ pestered pollyticks an’ sole fuh weeds meh vote.

Young Marster ain’ de kine ub man dat suits de Legislater,He spressify his condidence too much ter meck uh ’bater;Dat auntydote dey call it wud nebber tech meh thoteEf I hadn’ pestered pollyticks an’ sole fuh weeds meh vote.

Young Marster ain’ de kine ub man dat suits de Legislater,

He spressify his condidence too much ter meck uh ’bater;

Dat auntydote dey call it wud nebber tech meh thote

Ef I hadn’ pestered pollyticks an’ sole fuh weeds meh vote.

“SKYLARK.”Mars Matthew wuz ridin’ in de lead on Skylark, an’ his favorite hound, Jerry Myah, wuz tonguein’ez sweet ez er Melojin, an’ leadin’ de pack.

“SKYLARK.”Mars Matthew wuz ridin’ in de lead on Skylark, an’ his favorite hound, Jerry Myah, wuz tonguein’ez sweet ez er Melojin, an’ leadin’ de pack.

“SKYLARK.”Mars Matthew wuz ridin’ in de lead on Skylark, an’ his favorite hound, Jerry Myah, wuz tonguein’ez sweet ez er Melojin, an’ leadin’ de pack.

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