Doggie's Woes.
I'm a doggie who has many troubles to tell,For my master and mistress don't treat me quite well.The worst of my woes I really must sayIs a horrid old muzzle I wear every day.It's put on so tight and is so very strong,Why if I tear and bite it the whole day long,It would not come off, oh dear me no,My spirits are sinking each day more low.Then again there are those stupid fluffy things,Who have funny beaks and curious wings;Well, what do you think, they come round and stare,And say to each other, “What's that fellow there?”Yet I'm quite unable to frighten them nowExcept by a very loud bow wow wow;They know I can't bite them with this muzzle on,So I hope I shall not have to wear it for long.
I'm a doggie who has many troubles to tell,For my master and mistress don't treat me quite well.The worst of my woes I really must sayIs a horrid old muzzle I wear every day.It's put on so tight and is so very strong,Why if I tear and bite it the whole day long,It would not come off, oh dear me no,My spirits are sinking each day more low.Then again there are those stupid fluffy things,Who have funny beaks and curious wings;Well, what do you think, they come round and stare,And say to each other, “What's that fellow there?”Yet I'm quite unable to frighten them nowExcept by a very loud bow wow wow;They know I can't bite them with this muzzle on,So I hope I shall not have to wear it for long.
I'm a doggie who has many troubles to tell,For my master and mistress don't treat me quite well.The worst of my woes I really must sayIs a horrid old muzzle I wear every day.
I'm a doggie who has many troubles to tell,
For my master and mistress don't treat me quite well.
The worst of my woes I really must say
Is a horrid old muzzle I wear every day.
It's put on so tight and is so very strong,Why if I tear and bite it the whole day long,It would not come off, oh dear me no,My spirits are sinking each day more low.
It's put on so tight and is so very strong,
Why if I tear and bite it the whole day long,
It would not come off, oh dear me no,
My spirits are sinking each day more low.
Then again there are those stupid fluffy things,Who have funny beaks and curious wings;Well, what do you think, they come round and stare,And say to each other, “What's that fellow there?”
Then again there are those stupid fluffy things,
Who have funny beaks and curious wings;
Well, what do you think, they come round and stare,
And say to each other, “What's that fellow there?”
Yet I'm quite unable to frighten them nowExcept by a very loud bow wow wow;They know I can't bite them with this muzzle on,So I hope I shall not have to wear it for long.
Yet I'm quite unable to frighten them now
Except by a very loud bow wow wow;
They know I can't bite them with this muzzle on,
So I hope I shall not have to wear it for long.