ILLUSTRATIONS.

ILLUSTRATIONS.

Gee, My Ideas of an Orphan Home Got a Shock.

The Way Freshmen Do in College When They’re Being Murdered.

Gosh, But I Never Had Such an Excursion.

Grabbed the Balloon Rope and Gave it a Hitch Around the Pole.

Any Man That Lays Hands on the Government Mail Can Be Imprisoned for Life for Treason.

Hit the Chief of Police With a Bottle.

They Pulled Me Through the Forty-Foot Gun to Swab it Out.

When it Exploded the Jap Was the Scaredest Person I Ever Saw.

The Boss of the Boat Ordered Me Pulled Out With a Boat Hook.

I Am Thy Father’s Ghost—Come on in, the Water’s Fine.

The Captain Got Upon a Chair and Pulled a Revolver and Was Going to Shoot.

I Gave Him a Squeeze That Sent a Shock Through Him That Loosened His Teeth.

Pa’s Face Was Scratched So They Sent Him to the Pest House.

After Pa Had Been Ducked in the Fountain They Charged for Two Ducks He Killed by Falling on Them.

The Fireworks Went Off. The Woman Threw a Fit and Pa Raised Out of the Smoke.

Up She Went With the Inventor Steering and Pa Hanging on for Dear Life.

Pa Gave a Honk Honk Like an Auto, But the Lion Wasn’t Frightened So You Would Notice.

When Pa Found the Snake Coiled Up on His Blanket He Threw a Fit.

Looking Him Square in the Face I began to Chant, Ene-Mene-Miny-Mo.

Pa Astride of a Zebra, Has Frightened the Elephants Into a Stampede by Playing “A Hot Time” on a Mouth Organ.

Pa Made a Lunge and Fell on Top of the Little Elephant, Which Began to Make a Noise Like a Baby.

“There’s Your Lions, About a Dozen, Captured Down in That Hole; Help Yourselves,” Said Pa.

“Get in There, You Measly Cur Dog,” Said Pa, Kicking the Big Lion at Every Jump.

Pa Stopped the Music and Repeated an Old Democratic Speech of His, and They Acted Just Like a Caucus.

All He Had to Do Was Play “Supper is Now Ready in the Dining Car.”

Some of Those Negroes are Running Yet, and Will, No Doubt, Come Out at Cairo, Egypt.

Pa Had to Put His Foot on Their Necks and Acknowledge Him Their King and Protector.

Peck’s Bad Boy in an Airship.

Peck’s Bad Boy in an Airship.

Peck’s Bad Boy in an Airship.

Back to IndexNext