THE GREAT JEEHOOKIBUS WHALE

May health and heartiness never fail

My friend the Whale—my friend the Whale!

There are days when the dog-fish are gnawin’

the bait,

And the mud-eels are saggin’ the trawl;

When the brim and the monk-fish and pucker-

mouthed skate

Are the yield from a three-mile haul;

—When the dory-bow ducks with the weight

that it lugs

Of the riffraff and sculch of the sea,

And sculpins come gogglin’ with wide-open

mugs,

And grinnin’ jocosely at me.

It’s h’ist and lug, and pull and tug—

Bow-pulley chuckerin’—chugity-chug!

And all that ye’re gittin’ won’t pay for the

weight

Of powder to blow ’em to Beelzebub’s

strait.

Then’s the chance to be grum if ye’re taken

that style

And are sort of inclined to the blues;

When luck is ag’in ye’tis whimper or smile,

Whichever’s your notion to choose.

Now I—I am sort of inclined to the grins,

So, after a loaf on the rail,

I whistle him up, my old friend of the fins—

The jolly Jeehookibus Whale!

—The great Jeehookibus, fan-fluke whale,

A genial chap with a swivel tail;

Ready for larks and primed for pranks,

—His jokes are the life of the whole

Grand Banks.

I’ve knowed him sence summer of’Seventy-

four,

When I “chanced” on a hand-liner trip;

I was out in my dory one day and I wore

Oiled petticuts strapped to my hip.

I was thinkin’ and smokin’ and fishin’ away,

As quiet as quiet could be,

When all of a whew there was dickens to pay

In the neighborhood handy to me.

With a whoosh like a rocket I shot in the air,

And it seemed like’twas blowin’ a gale;

As I h’isted sky-hootin’ I looked, sor, and there

Was the jolly Jeehookibus Whale.

The great Jeehookibus, fan-fluke whale

Was under me, swishin’ his swivel tail.

He stood on his head with his tail stuck

up,

And the game he was playin’ was ball-and-

cup.

I dropped, but he caught me and filliped me

quick

And juggled me neat as could be;

’Twas as pretty and clever a sleight-of-tail

trick

As ever ye saw on the sea.

At first I was skittish, as you can see why,

When I found myself up there on air,

But as soon as I noticed the quirk in his eye

I was over my bit of a scare.

’Twas a humorous look he was throwin’ to me

As there I continnered to sail,

While under me, finnin’ and grinnin’ in glee,

Was the jolly Jeehookibus Whale.

The great Jeehookibus, fan-fluke whale

He fanned and fanned with his big, broad

tail,

Till my petticuts filled and I floated there,

Like a thistle-balloon on the summer air.

’Twas the slickest performance, our doryman

swore,

That ever was seen on the Banks;

He lowered me back in my dory once more

And I giv’ him my heartiest thanks.

And I reckon he liked me and thought I was

game,

Because I wa’n’t yowlin’ in fear;

For over and over he’s done jest the same,

This many and many a year.

When dog-fish are gnawin’ and other men

swear

As they jerk at the sculch-loaded trawl,

I know I have some one to cuff away care,

If only I whistle a call.

Then up from his bed on the dulses he spins,

And I boost myself over the rail

For a sail on the tail of my friend of the fins—

The jolly Jeehookibus Whale.

—The great Jeehookibus, fan-fluke whale,

A jovial chap with a swivel tail;

Ready for larks and primed for pranks,

He drives away blues from the whole

Grand Banks.

May health and heartiness never fail

My friend the Whale—my friend the Whale!

We heard her a mile to west’ard—the liner that

cut us through—

As crushing the fog at a twenty-jog she drove

with her double screw.

We heard her a mile to west’ard as she bel-

lowed to clear her path,

The grum, grim grunt of her whistle, a levia-

than’s growl of wrath.

We could tell she was aimed to smash us, so

we clashed at our little bell,

But the sound was shredded by screaming wind

and we simply rung our knell.

And the feeble breath, that screamed at Death

through our horn, was beaten back,

And we knew that doom rode up the sea to-

ward the shell of our tossing smack.

Then out of the fog she thundered, the liner,

smashing to east;

Her green and her red glared overhead and her

bows were spouting yeast.

The eyes of her reddened hawse-holes, her

dripping and towering flanks,

Flashed with no gleam of mercy for her quarry

on the Banks.

She scornfully spurned us under, the while her

whistle brayed,

Nor heeded the crash of our little craft nor the

feeble chirp we made;

And as down we swept, her folk that slept—

they slumbered serenely still,

And even the lookout on the bridge scarce felt

the thud and thrill.

But they jangled her bells and halted; and the

sullen sea they swept

With the goggling gleam of the searchlight’s

beam. A dozen of us had crept

On the mass of the tangled wreckage she con-

temptuously had tossed

A mile astern in the chop and churn. The

others were drowned—were lost!

There was never a whine nor whimper, only

some muttered groans,

As the ocean buffeted martyrs who clung there

with shattered bones,

And those whose grip was broken as the surge

reeled creaming high,

Went out from the ken of the searchlight with

a hoarse but brave “Good-by.”

In the great white light no sign of fright stole

wrinkling o’er a face,

For the men of the Banks know How to die

when Davy trumps their ace.

And better than simply dying—they can cheer-

fully, bravely give

Life, heart, and head in a comrade’s stead if

they deem that he ought to live.

For there in the searchlight’s glory, the night

that they cut us down,

Old Injun Joe gave up his cask that another

might not drown.

Old Joe was a lone world-rover, the other had

babes on land;

No word was said, but Joe went down with a

wave of his dripping hand.

And ere the lifeboats reached us and gathered

our scattered few,

We saw that night what so long we’d known,

that a Glo’ster fishing crew,

Rude and rough and grimed and gruff, had

calmly shown again

That on sea or sod they can meet their God in

the way that beseemeth men!

Then over her sullen bulwarks, as she stamped

and chafed and rolled,

From the night and wreck to her dazzling deck

climbed we—and our tale was told.

And the dainty folk from her staterooms lis-

tened and gazed and said,

As they tiptoed across our dripping trail,

“How awful!”—then went to bed.

And our half-score left, of all bereft—com-

rades and gear and smack—

Sat hoping our wreck would tell no tales till

our scattered few came back.

And haughtily unrepentant, the liner, insolent

still,

Through foam and spume and fog and gloom

drove on to wreak her will.

Were only her zeal less eager, her lust for her

prey less keen,

She must have sensed that horrid chill that

shuddered from One Unseen.

But onward she plunged unheeding that there

in the vast, black sea,

As grim as Fate there lay in wait One mightier

than she.

A ghost in white before her—the fog its som-

bre pall—

And she crushed herself like dead-ripe fruit

against the iceberg’s wall.

Then up from her perfumed cabins came pour-

ing the rich and proud,

And I—poor Glo’ster fisher—I blushed for

that maddened crowd.

There were men in silken night-gear who

fought frail women back,

There were pampered fools who, fierce as

ghouls, left murder in their track;

There were shrieking men whose jeweled

hands dragged children from a boat

And rode away in the babies’ stead when the

life-craft went afloat.

’Tis not for boast that I tell the rest: we’re

not of the boasting kind—

We folks that sail from Glo’ster town; but you

know you’ll sometimes find

A man who sneers at a tattered coat or a sun-

burned fist or face,

And believes that only blood or purse can

honor the human race.

Forlorn and few, our battered crew had stared

at Death that night;

Perhaps we’d known him so long and well his

mien did not affright.

Perhaps we hide here in our hearts, below the

rags and tan,

The honest stuff, unplaned and rough, that

really makes the man.

For we bared our arms and we stormed the

press—of safety took no care;

We dragged those wretches from the boats—

then placed the women there.

No time had we for the courtly “Please!” If

a poltroon answered “No,”

We gave him the thing that a man reserves for

the coward’s case—a blow.

It isn’t a boast, I say again; but we stayed till

all had passed,

Then the ragged coats of those Glo’ster men

went over her lee rail last.

And three of the few of our scattered crew,

who had twice dared Fate that night,

Went down in the rush of the whirlpool’s tow

when the liner swooped from sight.

We ask no praise, we seek no heights above

our chosen place,

But the men of the Banks know how to die

when Davy trumps their ace.

And if need arise for a sacrifice we’ve shown,

and we’ll show again,

That on sea or sod we can meet our God in

the way that beseemeth men.

The mandate that summons them nobody

knows,

Nor whose is the mystical word

That bids the vast breast of the ocean unclose,

When the depths are so eerily stirred.

There are omens of ocean and portents of sky

That the eyes of the banksman may read;

The wind tells its menace by moan or a sigh

To any one giving it heed.

Yet, fathom the whorl of a cloud though he

may—

Interpret the purr of the sea—

No weatherwise fisherman truly may say

When the Drift of the Drowned shall be.

This alone we know:

Ere days of the autumn blow,

Up from the swaying ocean deeps appears the

grisly show.

And woe to the fated crew

Who behold it passing through—

Who gaze on the ghosts of the Gloucester fleets

on the Night of the White Review.

Whence issue these fleets for their grim ren-

dewous

And their hideous cruise, who may know?

Yet they traverse the Banks ere the winter

storms brew,

Their pennon the banner of woe.

We know that from Quero far west to the

Shoals.-

The prodigal bottom is spread

With bones and with timbers—“Went down

with all souls,”

Tells the story of Gloucester’s dead.

And up with those souls come those vessels

again

On that mystical eve in the fall;

Then out of the night to the terror of men

They sail with the fog for a pall.

And down the swimming deep,

As the fishers lie asleep,

These craft loom out of the great, black night,

and past the living sweep.

And woe to that fated crew

Who behold them passing through—

Who gaze on the ghosts of the Gloucester fleets

on the Night of the White Review.

Now here and now yonder some helmsman

sings hail

As the awful procession stalks past,

And the horrified crew tumbles up to the rail

To gaze on the marvel, aghast.

And then through that night, when the fishers

ride near,

There’s a hail and a husky halloo:

“Did you see”—and the voice has a quiver of

fear—

“Did you see the White Banksmen sail

through?”

There are those who may see them—and those

who may not,

Though they peer to the depths of the night;

Ah, ye who behold them, alas for the lot

That grants you such ominous sight.

It augurs death and dole—

That the Gloucester bells will toll—

Means another stone on Windmill Hill: “Went

down with every soul.”

For it’s woe to that fated creva

Who behold them passing through—

Who gaze on the ghosts of the Gloucester -fleets

on the Night of the White Review.

’Tis a mournful monition from those gone

before—

That phantom procession of Fate;

But’tis only the craven that flees to the shore,

For the fisher must work and must wait—

Must wait for the storm that shall carry him

down,

Must work with his dory and trawl;

There are women and babies in Gloucester town

Who are hungry. So God for us all 1

Though mystic and silent and pallid and weird

Those ominous Banksmen may roam,

Though Death trails above them, where’er they

are steered,

We’ll work for the babies at home.

The Banks will claim their toll,

And Fate makes up the roll

Of those with the humble epitaph: “Went

dozen with every soul.”

And it’s woe to that fated crew

Who behold them passing through—

Who gaze on the ghosts of the Gloucester fleets

on the Night of the White Review.

There once was a Quaker, Orasmus Nute,

With a physog as stiff as a cowhide boot,

And he skippered a ship from Georgetown, Maine,

In the’way-back days of the pirates’ reign.

And the story I tell it has to do

With Orasmus Nute and a black flag crew;

The tale of the upright course he went

In the face of a certain predicament.

For Orasmus Nute was a godly man

And he faithfully followed the Quaker plan

Of love for all and a peaceful life

And a horror of warfare and bloody strife.

While above the honors of seas and fleets

He prized his place on “the facing seats.”

Ah, Orasmus Nute,

Orasmus Nute,

He never disgraced his plain drab suit.

Now often he sailed for spice and teas

’Way off some place through the Barbary seas;

And once for a venture his good ship bore

Some unhung grindstones, a score or more.

Now, never in all of his trips till then

Had he spoken those godless pirate men.

But it chanced one day near a foreign shore

The sail of a strange craft toward him bore;

And as soon as the rig was clearly seen

The mate allowed’twas a black lateen.

Now a black lateen, as all men knew,

Was the badge of a bold, bad pirate crew.

So the mate he crammed to its rusty neck

A grim “Long Tom” on the quarter deck,

Then leaned on its muzzle a bit to pray

And waited to hear what the skipper would say.

For Orasmus Nute,

Orasmus Nute

Had stepped below for to change his suit.

He asked as he came on deck again,

“Does thee really think those are pirate men?”

“Yea, verily,” answered the Quaker mate,

“And they come at a most unseemly gait.”

Orasmus Nute looked over the rail

At the bulging sweep of the huge black sail;

Said he, “We are keeping our own straight

path,

And I’m sorry to harm those men of wrath

Yet, brother, perchance we are justified

In letting Thomas rebuke their pride.

We’ll simply give ’em a dash of fright.

So be sure, my friend, thee have aimed just

right.”

He squinted his eye along the rust,

“Now shoot,” said he, “if thee thinks thee

must.”

Ker-boomo! the old Long Thomas roared,

And the big lateen flopped overboard.

And Orasmus Nute,

Orasmus Nute,

Seemed puzzled to find that he could shoot.

“Now what are those sinful men about?”

He asked, as he heard a hoarse, long shout.

And the Quaker mate he answered, “Lo!

They’ve out with their oars, and here they

row!”

“Now, what in the name of William Penn,”

Cried Orasmus Nute, “can ail those men?

Perchance they are after our load of stones,

Will thee roll them up here, Brother Jones?

We’ll save them all of the work we can—

As a Quaker should for his fellow man.”

So as soon as the fierce, black pirate drew

Up’longside, that Quaker crew

Rolled those grindstones down pell-mell,

And every stone smashed through the shell

Of the pirate zebec, and down it went,

And all of the rascals to doom were sent,

While Orasmus Nute leaned over the side,

“No thanks, thee’rt welcome, my friends,” he

cried.

It chanced one wretch from the sunken craft

Made a clutch at a rope that was trailing aft,

And up he was swarming with frantic hope,

When Orasmus cried, “Does thee want that

rope? ”

So he cut it away with one swift hack

With a smile for the pirate as he dropped back.

And the Quaker skipper surveyed the sea

“God loveth the generous man,” quoth he.

Then Orasmus Nute,

Orasmus Nute

Went down and resumed his Quaker suit.

Dory here an’ Dora there,

They keep a man a-guessin’;

An’ here’s a prayer for a full-bin fare,

—Then home for the parson’s blessin’!

Ruddy an’ round as the skipper’s phiz, out of

the sea he rolls,

—The fisherman’s sun, an’ the day’s begun for

the men on the Grand Bank shoals.

With pipe alight an’ snack stowed tight under

a bulgin’ vest,

I’ll over with dory an’ in with the trawls for

the wind is fair sou’ west.

—The wind is fair sou’ west,

The fish-slick stripes the crest

Of every curlin’, swingin’ an’ swirlin’, billowin’

ocean-guest,

That sweeps to the wind’ard rail

An’ under the bulgin’ sail

Seems wavin’ its welcome with clots of foam

that are tossed by the roguish gale.

Dory here an’ Dora there,

‘Way over yon at Glo’stcr;

Those clots of foam seem letters from

home

To pledge I haven’t lost her.

Friskily kickin’, the dories dance, churnin’ the

foamin’ lee,

With a duck an’ a dive an’ a skip an’ skive—

the bronchos of the sea.

Sheerin’ an’ veerin’ with painter a-flirt, like a

frolicsome filly’s tail,

—Now a sweep on the heavin’ deep, close to

the saggin’ rail,

—Close to the saggin’ rail,

Jump! If you cringe or fail,

You’re doin’ a turn in the wake astern in the

role of a grampus whale.

As she poises herself to spring,

—Nimble an’ mischievous thing,

There’s only the flash of a second of time to

capture her on the wing.

Dory here an’ Dora there!

Sure, they drive me frantic.

For one she swims on the ocean of whims,

An’ one on the broad Atlantic.

Sowin’ the bait from the trawl-heaped tubs, I

pull at my old T. D.

An’ I dream of a pearl of a Glo’ster girl, who’s

waitin’ at home for me;

Statin’ she’s waitin’ is not to say she’s prom-

ised as yet her hand,

For she’s wild as my dory—she keeps me in

worry;—they’re hard to understand.

—They’re hard to understand,

But I’ve got the question planned,

Please God, I’ll know if it’s weal or woe as

soon as I get to land.

For a man who can catch the swing,

Of a dory—mischievous thing—

Has certainly grit to capture a chit of a maid

about to spring.

Dory here an’ Dora there!

They keep a man a-guessin’,

An’ here’s a prayer for a full-bin fare,

Then home for the parson’s blessin’.


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