EnterOroncesandDoris.
Dor.Patience, I beseech you.
Oron.Patience! What, and see that lovely Creature thrown into the Arms of that pedantick Monster! 'Sdeath, I'd rather see the World reduc'd to A'toms, Mankind turn'd into Crawfish, and myself an old Woman.
Dor.So you think an old Woman a very unfortunate thing, I find; but you are mistaken, Sir; she may plague other Folks, but she's as entertaining to herself, as any one Part of the Creation.
Oron.[Walking to and fro.] She's the Devil——and I'm one of the damn'd, I think. But I'll make somebody howl for't; I will so.
Dor.You'll e'en do as all the young Fellows in the Town do, spoil your own Sport: Ah——had young Mens Shoulders but old Courtiers Heads upon 'em, what a delicious Time wou'd they have on't! For shame, be wise; for your Mistress's sake at least use some Caution.
Oron.For her sake I'll respect, even like a Deity, her Father. He shall strike me, he shall tread upon me, and find me humbler even than a crawling Worm, for I'll not turn again; but forEsop, that unfinish'd Lump, that Chaos of Humanity, I'll use him——nay, expect it, for I'll do it——the first Moment that I'll see him, I'll——
Dor.Not challenge him, I hope——'Twould be a pretty sight, truly, to seeEsopdrawn up in Battalia! Fye for shame, be wise once in your Life; think of gaining Time, by putting off the Marriage for a Day or two, and not of waging War with a Pigmy. Yonder's the old Gentleman walking by himself in the Gallery; go and wheedle him, you know his weak side; he's good-natur'd in the bottom. Stir up his old fatherly Bowels a little, I'll warrant you'll move him at last: go, get you gone, and play your Part discreetly.
Oron.Well, I'll try; but if Words won't do with one, Blows shall with t'other; by Heavens, they shall.
[Exit.Oron.
Dorissola.
Nay, I reckon we shall have rare work on't bye and bye. Shield us, kind Heaven! what Things are Men in love? Now they are Stocks and Stones; then they are Fire and Quick-silver; first whining and crying, then swearing and damning: This Moment they are in Love, and next Moment they are out of Love: Ah—cou'd we but live without 'em—but 'tis in vain to think on't.
[Exit.
EnterEsopat one side of the Stage, Mrs.Forge-willat t'other.
Forg.Sir, I'm your most devoted Servant! What I say is no Compliment, I do assure you.
Esop.Madam, as far as you are really mine, I believe I may venture to assure you, I am yours.
Forg.I suppose, Sir, you know that I'm a Widow.
Esop.Madam, I don't so much as know you are a Woman.
Forg.O surprizing! Why, I thought the whole Town had known it. Sir, I have been a Widow this Twelvemonth.
Esop.If a Body may guess at your Heart by your Petticoat, Lady, you don't design to be so a Twelvemonth more.
Forg.O bless me! Not a Twelvemonth! Why, my Husband has left me four squalling Brats. Besides, Sir, I'm undone.
Esop.You seem as chearful an undone Lady as I have met with.
Forg.Alas, Sir, I have too great a Spirit ever to let Afflictions spoil my Face. Sir, I'll tell you my Condition; and that will lead me to my Business with you. Sir, my Husband was a Scriviner.
Esop.The deuce he was: I thought he had been a Count, at least.
Forg.Sir, it is not the first Time I have been taken for a Countess; my Mother us'd to say, as I lay in my Cradle, I had the Air of a Woman of Quality; and truly I have always liv'd like such. My Husband, indeed, had something sneaking in him (as most Husbands have, you know, Sir); but, from the Moment I set Foot in his House, bless me, what a Change was there! His Pewter was turn'd into Silver, his Goloshoes into a Glass Coach, and his little travelling Mare into a Pair ofFlandersHorses. Instead of a greasy Cook-maid to wait at Table, I had four tall Footmen in clean Linen; all Things became new and fashionable, and nothing look'd aukward in my Family. My Furniturewas the Wonder of my Neighbourhood, and my Clothes the Admiration of the whole Town; I had a Necklace that was envy'd by the Queen, and a Pair of Pendants that set a Dutchess a-crying. In a Word, I saw nothing I lik'd but I bought it; and my Husband, good Man, durst ne'er refuse paying for't. Thus I liv'd, and I flourish'd, till he sicken'd and dy'd: but ere he was cold in his Grave, his Creditors plunder'd my House. But, what pity it was to see Fellows with dirty Shoes come into my best Rooms, and touch my Hangings with their filthy Fingers! You won't blame me, Sir, if, with all my Courage, I weep at this sensible Part of my Misfortune.
Esop.A very sad Story, truly!
Forg.But now, Sir, to my Business. Having been inform'd this Morning, That the King has appointed a great Sum of Money for the Marriage of young Women who have liv'd well, and are fallen to decay, I am come to acquaint you I have two strapping Daughters, just fit for the Matter, and to desire you'll help 'em to Portions out of the King's Bounty; that they mayn't whine and pine, and be eaten up with the Green-sickness, as half the young Women in the Town are, or wou'd be, if there were not more Helps for the Disease than one. This, Sir, is my Business.
Esop.And this, Madam, is my Answer:
A crawling Toad, all speckled o'er,Vain, gaudy, painted, patch'd——a Whore,Seeing a well-fed Ox hard by,Regards him with an envious Eye,And (as the Poets tell)Ye Gods, I cannot bear't, quoth she,I'll burst, or be as big as he,And so began to swell.Her Friends and Kindred round her came,They shew'd her she was much to blame,The Thing was out of reach.She told 'em they were busy Folk,And when her Husband wou'd have spoke,She bid him kiss her Br——.With that they all e'en gave her o'er,And she persisted as before,Till with a deal of StrifeShe swell'd at last so much her Spleen,She burst like one that we have seen,Who was a Scrivener's Wife.
A crawling Toad, all speckled o'er,Vain, gaudy, painted, patch'd——a Whore,Seeing a well-fed Ox hard by,Regards him with an envious Eye,And (as the Poets tell)Ye Gods, I cannot bear't, quoth she,I'll burst, or be as big as he,And so began to swell.Her Friends and Kindred round her came,They shew'd her she was much to blame,The Thing was out of reach.She told 'em they were busy Folk,And when her Husband wou'd have spoke,She bid him kiss her Br——.With that they all e'en gave her o'er,And she persisted as before,Till with a deal of StrifeShe swell'd at last so much her Spleen,She burst like one that we have seen,Who was a Scrivener's Wife.
This, Widow, I take to be your Case, and that of a great many others; for this is an Age where most People get Falls, by clambering too high, to reach at what they should not do. The Shoemaker's Wife reduces her Husband to a Cobler, by endeavouring to be as spruce as the Taylor's: The Taylor's brings hers to a Botcher, by going as fine as the Mercer's: The Mercer's lowers hers to a Foreman, by perking up to the Merchant's: The Merchant's wears hers to a Broker, by strutting up to Quality: And Quality bring theirs to nothing, by striving to out-do one another. If Women were humbler, Men wou'd be honester. Pride brings Want, Want makes Rogues, Rogues come to be hang'd, and the Devil alone's the Gainer. Go your ways home, Woman; and as your Husband maintain'd you by his Pen, maintain yourself by your Needle; put your great Girls to service, Imployment will keep them honest; much Work and plain Diet will cure the Green-Sickness as well as a Husband——
Forg.Why, you pityful Pigmy; preaching, canting, Pickthank; you little, sorry, crooked, dry, wither'd Eunuch, do you know that——
Esop.I know that I'm so deform'd you han't Wit enough to describe me: But I have this good Quality, That a foolish Woman can never make me angry.
Forg.Can't she so? I'll try that, I will.
[She falls upon him, holds his Hands, and boxes his Ears.
Esop.Help, help, help.
Enter Servants. She runs off, they after her.
Esop.Nay, e'en let her go——let her go——don't bring her back again——I'm for making a Bridge of Gold for my Enemy to retreat upon——I'm quite out of Breath——A terrible Woman, I protest.
Enter a Country Gentleman drunk, in a hunting Dress, with a Huntsman, Groom, Falconer, and other Servants; one leading a couple of Hounds, another Grey-Hounds, a third a Spaniel, a fourth a Gun upon his Shoulder, the Falconer a Hawk upon his Fist,&c.
Gent.Haux, haux, haux, haux, haux! Joular, there Boy, Joular, Joular, Tinker, Pedlar, Miss, Miss, Miss, Miss, Miss—Blood and Oons—O there he is; that must be he, I have seen his Picture [Reeling uponEsop].—Sir,—if your Name'sEsop—I'm your humble Servant.
Esop.Sir, my Name isEsop, at your Service.
Gent.Why then, Sir—Compliments being past on both sides, with your leave—we'll proceed to Business. Sir, I'm by Profession—a Gentleman of—three thousand Pounds a Year—Sir, I keep a good Pack of Hounds, a good Stable of Horses. [To his Groom.] How many Horses have I, Sirrah?—Sir, this is my Groom.
[Presenting him toEsop.
Groom.Your Worship has six Coach-horses, (Cut and Long-Tail) two Runners, half a dozen Hunters, four breeding Mares, and two blind Stallions, besides Pads, Routs, and Dog-Horses.
Gent.Look you there, Sir, I scorn to tell a Lye. He that questions my Honour—he's a Son of a Whore. But to Business—Having heard, Sir, that you were come to this Town, I have taken the Pains to come hither too, tho' I had a great deal of Business upon my Hands, for I have appointed threeJustices of the Peaceto hunt with 'em this Morning——and be drunk with 'em in the Afternoon. But the main Chance must be look'd to—and that's this——I desire, Sir, you'll tell the King from me—I don't like these Taxes—in one Word, as well as in twenty—I don't like these Taxes.
Esop.Pray, Sir, how high may you be tax'd?
Gent.How high may I be tax'd, Sir! Why I may be tax'd, Sir—four Shillings in the Pound, Sir; one half I pay in Money—and t'other half I pay in Perjury, Sir:Hey, Joular, Joular, Joular. Haux, haux, haux, haux, haux. Hoo, hoo——Here's the best Hound-bitch inEurope——Oons is she. And I had rather kiss her than kiss my Wife——Rot me if I had not——But, Sir, I don't like these Taxes.
Esop.Why how wou'd you have the War carry'd on?
Gent.War carried on, Sir!—--Why, I had rather have no War carried on at all, Sir, than pay Taxes. I don't desire to be ruin'd, Sir.
Esop.Why you say, you have three thousand Pounds a Year.
Gent.And so I have, Sir——Lett-Acre!——Sir, this is my Steward. How much Land have I,Lett-Acre?
Lett-Acre.Your Worship has three thausand Paunds a Year, as good Lond as any's i'th' Caunty; and two thausand Paunds worth of Wood to cut dawne at your Worship's Pleasure, and put the Money in your Pocket.
Gent.Look you there, Sir, what have you to say to that?
Esop.I have to say, Sir, that you may pay your Taxes in Money, instead of Perjury, and still have a better Revenue than I'm afraid you deserve. What Service do you do your King, Sir?
Gent.None at all, Sir—I'm above it.
Esop.What Service may you do your Country, pray?
Gent.I'm Justice of the Peace——and Captain of the Militia.
Esop.Of what use are you to your Kindred?
Gent.I'm the Head of the Family, and have all the Estate.
Esop.What Good do you do your Neighbours?
Gent.I give them their Bellies full of Beef every time they come to see me; and make 'em so drunk, they spew it up again before they go away.
Esop.How do you use your Tenants?
Gent.Why, I skrew up their Rents till they break and run away, and if I catch 'em again, I let 'em rot in a Gaol.
Esop.How do you treat your Wife?
Gent.I treat her all Day with Ill-nature and Tobacco, and all Night with snoring and a dirty Shirt.
Esop.How do you breed your Children?
Gent.I breed my eldest Son——a Fool; my youngest breed themselves, and my Daughters——have no Breeding at all.
Esop.'Tis very well, Sir; I shall be sure to speak to the King of you; or if you think fit to remonstrate to him, by way of Petition or Address, how reasonable it may be to let Men of your Importance go Scot-free, in the Time of a necessary War, I'll deliver it in Council, and speak to it as I ought.
Gent.Why, Sir, I don't disapprove your Advice, but my Clerk is not here, and I can't spell well.
Esop.You may get it writ at your leisure, and send it me. But because you are not much used to draw up Addresses, perhaps; I'll tell you in general what kind of one this ought to be.
May it please your Majesty——
To the Gent.] You'll excuse me, if I don't know your Name and Title.
Gent.SirPolydorus Hogstye, ofBeast-HallinSwine-County.
Esop.Very well.
May it please your Majesty;Polydorus Hogstye, ofBeast-hallinSwine-County, most humbly represents, That he hates to pay Taxes, the dreadful Consequences of 'em being inevitably these, That he must retrench two Dishes in ten, where not above six of 'em are design'd for Gluttony.
Four Bottles out of twenty; where not above fifteen of 'em are for Drunkenness.
Six Horses out of thirty; of which not above twenty are kept for State.
And four Servants out of a Score; where one half do nothing but make Work for t'other.
To this deplorable Condition must your important Subject be reduc'd, or forc'd to cut down his Timber, which he wou'd willingly persevere against an ill run at Dice.
And as to the Necessity of the War for the Security of the Kingdom, he neither knows nor cares whether it be necessary or not.
He concludes with his Prayers for your Majesty's Life, upon Condition you will protect him and his Fox Hounds at Beast-Hall, without e'er a Penny of Money.
To the Gent.] This, Sir, I suppose, is much what you wou'd be at.
Gent.Exactly, Sir; I'll be sure to have one drawn up to the self-same purpose: and next Fox-Hunting I'll engage half the Company shall set their Hands to't. Sir, I am your——most devoted Servant; and if you please to let me see you atBeast-Hall, here's my Huntsman,Houndsfoot, will shew you a Fox shall lead you through so many Hedges and Briars, you shall have no more Clothes on your Back in half an Hour's Time—than you had——in the Womb of your Mother. Haux, haux, haux, &c.
[Exit shouting.
Esop.O Tempora, O Mores!
Enter Mr.Fruitfuland his Wife.
Mr. Fruit.Heavens preserve the nobleEsop, grant him long Life and happy Days.
Mrs. Fruit.And send him a fruitful Wife, with a hopeful Issue!
Esop.And what is it I'm to do for you, good People, to make you amends for all these friendly Wishes?
Mr. Fruit.Sir, here's myself and my Wife—
Mrs. Fruit.Sir, here's I and my Husband—[To her Husband.] Let me speak in my turn, GoodmanForward. [ToEsop.] Sir, here's I and my Husband, I say, think we have as good Pretensions to the King's Favour as ever a Lord in the Land.
Esop.If you have no better than some Lords in the Land, I hope you won't expect much for your Service.
Mr. Fruit.An't please you, you shall be Judge yourself.
Mrs. Fruit.That's as he gives Sentence, Mr.Littlewit; who gave you Power to come to a Reference? If he does not do us right, the King himself shall; what's to be done here! [ToEsop.] Sir, I'm forc'd to correctmy Husband a little; poor Man, he is not us'd to Court-Business; but to give him his due, he's ready enough at some Things: Sir, I have had twenty fine Children by him; fifteen of 'em are alive, and alive like to be; five tall Daughters are wedded and bedded, and ten proper Sons serve their King and their Country.
Esop.A goodly Company, upon my Word!
Mrs. Fruit.Would all Men take as much Pains for the peopling of the Kingdom, we might tuck up our Aprons, and cry, A Fig for our Enemies; but we have such a Parcel of Drones amongst us——Hold up your Head, Husband——He's a little out of Countenance, Sir, because I chid him; but the Man is a very good Man at the Bottom. But to come to my Business, Sir, I hope his Majesty will think it reasonable to allow me something for the Service I have done him; 'tis pity but Labour shou'd be encourag'd, especially when what one has done, one has done't with a Good-will.
Esop.What Profession are you of, good People?
Mrs. Fruit.My Husband's an Inn-keeper, Sir; he bears the Name, but I govern the House.
Esop.And what Posts are your Sons in, in the Service?
Mrs. Fruit.. Sir, there are four Monks.
Mr. Fruit.Three Attorneys.
Mrs. Fruit.Two Scriveners.
Mr. Fruit.And an Exciseman.
Esop.The deuce o'the Service; why, I thought they had been all in the Army.
Mrs. Fruit.Not one, Sir.
Esop.No, so it seems, by my Troth: Ten Sons that serve their Country, quotha! Monks, Attorneys, Scriveners and Excisemen, serve their Country with a Vengeance: you deserve to be rewarded, truly; you deserve to be hang'd, you wicked People, you. Get you gone out of my sight: I never was so angry in my Life.
[ExitEsop.
Mr. Fruit. to his Wife.] So; who's in the right now, you or I? I told you what wou'd come on't; you must be always a Breeding, and Breeding, and the King wou'dtake Care of 'em, and the Queen wou'd take Care of 'em: And always some Pretence or other there was. But now we have got a great Kennel of Whelps, and the Devil will take Care of 'em, for aught I see. For your Sons are all Rogues, and your Daughters are all Whores; you know they are.
Mrs. Fruit.What, you are a grudging of your Pains now, you lazy, sluggish, flegmatick Drone. You have a Mind to die of a Lethargy, have you? but I'll raise your Spirits for you, I will so. Get you gone home, go; go home, you idle Sot, you; I'll raise your Spirits for you.
[Exit, pushing him before her.
Re-enterEsop.
Esop. solus.] Monks, Attorneys, Scriveners, and Excisemen!
EnterOronces.
Oron.O here he is. Sir, I have been searching for you, to say two Words to you.
Esop.And now you have found me, Sir, what are they?
Oron.They are, Sir——that my Name's Oronces: You comprehend me.
Esop.I comprehend your Name.
Oron.And not my Business?
Esop.Not I, by my Troth.
Oron.Then I shall endeavour to teach it you, MonsieurEsop.
Esop.And I to learn it, MonsieurOronces.
Oron.Know, Sir——that I admireEuphronia.
Esop.Know, Sir——that you are in the right on't.
Oron.But I pretend, Sir, that Nobody else shall admire her.
Esop.Then I pretend, Sir, she won't admire you.
Oron.Why so, Sir?
Esop.Because, Sir——
Oron.What, Sir?
Esop.She's a Woman, Sir.
Oron.What then, Sir?
Esop.Why, then, Sir, she desires to be admir'd by every Man she meets.
Oron.Sir, you are too familiar.
Esop.Sir, you are too haughty; I must soften that harsh Tone of yours: It don't become you, Sir; it makes a Gentleman appear a Porter, Sir: And that you may know the Use of good Language, I'll tell you what once happen'd.Once an a Time——
Oron.I'll have none of your old Wives Fables, Sir, I have no Time to lose; therefore, in a Word——
Esop.In a Word, be mild: For nothing else will do you Service. Good Manners and soft Words have brought many a difficult Thing to pass. Therefore hear me patiently.
A Cook one Day, who had been drinking,(Only as many Times, you know,You spruce, young, witty Beaux will do,To avoid the dreadful Pain of thinking)Had Orders sent him to beheadA Goose, like any Chaplain fed.He took such Pains to set his Knife right,'T had done one good t'have lost one's Life by't.But many Men have many Minds,There's various Tastes in various Kinds:A Swan (who by Mistake he seiz'd)With wretched Life was better pleas'd:For as he went to give the Blow,In tuneful Notes she let him know,She neither was a Goose, nor wish'dTo make herExitso.The Cook (who thought of nought but Blood,Except it were the Grease,For that you know's his Fees)To hear her sing, in great Amazement stood.Cod's fish! quoth he, 'twas well you spoke,For I was just upon the Stroke:Your Feathers have so much of Goose,A drunken Cook cou'd do no lessThan think you one: That you'll confess:But y' have a Voice so soft, so sweet,That rather than you shall be eat,The House shall starve for want of Meat:And so he turn'd her loose.
A Cook one Day, who had been drinking,(Only as many Times, you know,You spruce, young, witty Beaux will do,To avoid the dreadful Pain of thinking)Had Orders sent him to beheadA Goose, like any Chaplain fed.He took such Pains to set his Knife right,'T had done one good t'have lost one's Life by't.But many Men have many Minds,There's various Tastes in various Kinds:A Swan (who by Mistake he seiz'd)With wretched Life was better pleas'd:For as he went to give the Blow,In tuneful Notes she let him know,She neither was a Goose, nor wish'dTo make herExitso.The Cook (who thought of nought but Blood,Except it were the Grease,For that you know's his Fees)To hear her sing, in great Amazement stood.Cod's fish! quoth he, 'twas well you spoke,For I was just upon the Stroke:Your Feathers have so much of Goose,A drunken Cook cou'd do no lessThan think you one: That you'll confess:But y' have a Voice so soft, so sweet,That rather than you shall be eat,The House shall starve for want of Meat:And so he turn'd her loose.
ToOron.] Now, Sir, what say you? will you be the Swan, or the Goose?
Oron.The Choice can't, sure, be difficult to make;I hope you will excuse my youthful Heat,Young Men and Lovers have a Claim to Pardon:But since the Faults of Age have no such Plea,I hope you'll be more cautious of offending.The Flame that warmsEuphronia's Heart and mine,Has long, alas! been kindled in our Breasts:Even Years are past since our two Souls were wed,'Twou'd be Adultery but to wish to part 'em.And wou'd a Lump of Clay alone content you,A Mistress cold and senseless in your Arms,Without the least Remains or Signs of Life,Except her Sighs to mourn her absent Lover?Whilst you shou'd press her in your eager Arms,With fond Desire and Extasy of Love,Wou'd it not pierce you to the very Soul,To see her Tears run trickling down her Cheeks,And know their Fountain meant 'em all to me?Cou'd you bear this?Yet thus the Gods revenge themselves on thoseWho stop the happy Course of mutual Love.If you must be unfortunate one way,Choose that where Justice may support your Grief,And shun the weighty Curse of injur'd Lovers.Esop.Why, this is pleading like a Swan, indeed!Were any Thing at Stake but myEuphronia——Oron.YourEuphronia! Sir——Esop.The Goose——take heed——Were any Thing, I say, at Stake but her,Your Plea wou'd be too strong to be refus'd.But our Debate's about a Lady, Sir,That's young, that's beautiful, that's made for Love.----So am not I, you'll say: But you're mistaken;I'm made to love, tho' not to be belov'd.I have a Heart like yours; I've Folly too:I've every Instrument of Love like others.Oron.But, Sir, you have not been so long a Lover;Your Passion's young and tender,'Tis easy for you to become its Master:Whilst I shou'd strive in vain; mine's old and fixt.
Oron.The Choice can't, sure, be difficult to make;I hope you will excuse my youthful Heat,Young Men and Lovers have a Claim to Pardon:But since the Faults of Age have no such Plea,I hope you'll be more cautious of offending.The Flame that warmsEuphronia's Heart and mine,Has long, alas! been kindled in our Breasts:Even Years are past since our two Souls were wed,'Twou'd be Adultery but to wish to part 'em.And wou'd a Lump of Clay alone content you,A Mistress cold and senseless in your Arms,Without the least Remains or Signs of Life,Except her Sighs to mourn her absent Lover?Whilst you shou'd press her in your eager Arms,With fond Desire and Extasy of Love,Wou'd it not pierce you to the very Soul,To see her Tears run trickling down her Cheeks,And know their Fountain meant 'em all to me?Cou'd you bear this?Yet thus the Gods revenge themselves on thoseWho stop the happy Course of mutual Love.If you must be unfortunate one way,Choose that where Justice may support your Grief,And shun the weighty Curse of injur'd Lovers.
Esop.Why, this is pleading like a Swan, indeed!Were any Thing at Stake but myEuphronia——
Oron.YourEuphronia! Sir——
Esop.The Goose——take heed——Were any Thing, I say, at Stake but her,Your Plea wou'd be too strong to be refus'd.But our Debate's about a Lady, Sir,That's young, that's beautiful, that's made for Love.----So am not I, you'll say: But you're mistaken;I'm made to love, tho' not to be belov'd.I have a Heart like yours; I've Folly too:I've every Instrument of Love like others.
Oron.But, Sir, you have not been so long a Lover;Your Passion's young and tender,'Tis easy for you to become its Master:Whilst I shou'd strive in vain; mine's old and fixt.
Esop.The older 'tis, the easier to be govern'd; Were mine of as long a standing, 'twere possible I might get the better on't. Old Passions are like old Men; weak, and soon jostled into the Kennel.
Oron.Yet Age sometimes is strong, even to the Verge of Life.
Esop.Ah, but there our Comparison don't hold.
Oron.You are too merry to be much in Love.
Esop.And you too sad to be so long.
Oron.My grief may end my Days, so quench my Flame, but nothing else can e'er extinguish it.
Esop.Don't be discourag'd, Sir, I have seen many a Man outlive his Passion twenty Years.
Oron.But I have sworn to dieEuphronia's Slave.
Esop.A decay'd Face always absolves a Lover's Oath.
Oron.Lovers whose Oaths are made to Faces, then; But 'tisEuphronia's Soul that I adore, which never can decay.
Esop.I wou'd fain see a young Fellow in love with a Soul of Threescore.
Oron.Quit butEuphroniato me, and you shall;At least if Heaven's Bounty will afford usBut Years, enow to prove my Constancy,And this is all I ask the Gods and you.
Oron.Quit butEuphroniato me, and you shall;At least if Heaven's Bounty will afford usBut Years, enow to prove my Constancy,And this is all I ask the Gods and you.
[ExitOron.
Esopsolus.
A good Pretence, however, to beg long Life. How grosly do the Inclinations of the Flesh impose upon the Simplicity of the Spirit! Had this young Fellow but study'd Anatomy, he'd have found the Source of his Passion lay far from his Mistress's Soul. Alas! alas! Had Women no more Charms in their Bodies, than what they have in their Minds, we should see more wise Men in the World, and much fewer Lovers and Poets.
[Exit.