Chapter 5

A BALLADE OF EVOLUTION

A BALLADE OF EVOLUTION

IIn the mud of the Cambrian mainDid our earliest ancestor dive;From a shapeless albuminous grainWe mortals our being derive.He could split himself up into five,Or roll himself round like a ball;For the fittest will always survive,While the weakliest go to the wall.IIAs an active ascidian againFresh forms he began to contrive,Till he grew to a fish with a brain,And brought forth a mammal alive.With his rivals he next had to striveTo woo him a mate and a thrall;So the handsomest managed to wive,While the ugliest went to the wall.IIIAt length as an ape he was fainThe nuts of the forest to rive,Till he took to the low-lying plain,And proceeded his fellows to knive.Thus did cannibal men first arriveOne another to swallow and maul;And the strongest continued to thriveWhile the weakliest went to the wall.EnvoyPrince, in our civilized hive,Now money’s the measure of all;And the wealthy in coaches can driveWhile the needier go to the wall.Grant Allen.

IIn the mud of the Cambrian mainDid our earliest ancestor dive;From a shapeless albuminous grainWe mortals our being derive.He could split himself up into five,Or roll himself round like a ball;For the fittest will always survive,While the weakliest go to the wall.IIAs an active ascidian againFresh forms he began to contrive,Till he grew to a fish with a brain,And brought forth a mammal alive.With his rivals he next had to striveTo woo him a mate and a thrall;So the handsomest managed to wive,While the ugliest went to the wall.IIIAt length as an ape he was fainThe nuts of the forest to rive,Till he took to the low-lying plain,And proceeded his fellows to knive.Thus did cannibal men first arriveOne another to swallow and maul;And the strongest continued to thriveWhile the weakliest went to the wall.EnvoyPrince, in our civilized hive,Now money’s the measure of all;And the wealthy in coaches can driveWhile the needier go to the wall.Grant Allen.

IIn the mud of the Cambrian mainDid our earliest ancestor dive;From a shapeless albuminous grainWe mortals our being derive.He could split himself up into five,Or roll himself round like a ball;For the fittest will always survive,While the weakliest go to the wall.IIAs an active ascidian againFresh forms he began to contrive,Till he grew to a fish with a brain,And brought forth a mammal alive.With his rivals he next had to striveTo woo him a mate and a thrall;So the handsomest managed to wive,While the ugliest went to the wall.IIIAt length as an ape he was fainThe nuts of the forest to rive,Till he took to the low-lying plain,And proceeded his fellows to knive.Thus did cannibal men first arriveOne another to swallow and maul;And the strongest continued to thriveWhile the weakliest went to the wall.EnvoyPrince, in our civilized hive,Now money’s the measure of all;And the wealthy in coaches can driveWhile the needier go to the wall.Grant Allen.

I

In the mud of the Cambrian main

Did our earliest ancestor dive;

From a shapeless albuminous grain

We mortals our being derive.

He could split himself up into five,

Or roll himself round like a ball;

For the fittest will always survive,

While the weakliest go to the wall.

II

As an active ascidian again

Fresh forms he began to contrive,

Till he grew to a fish with a brain,

And brought forth a mammal alive.

With his rivals he next had to strive

To woo him a mate and a thrall;

So the handsomest managed to wive,

While the ugliest went to the wall.

III

At length as an ape he was fain

The nuts of the forest to rive,

Till he took to the low-lying plain,

And proceeded his fellows to knive.

Thus did cannibal men first arrive

One another to swallow and maul;

And the strongest continued to thrive

While the weakliest went to the wall.

Envoy

Prince, in our civilized hive,

Now money’s the measure of all;

And the wealthy in coaches can drive

While the needier go to the wall.

Grant Allen.


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