No. XI.

No. XI.

Jan. 22, 1798.

We have said in another part of our paper of this day, “that though we shall never begin an attack, we shall always be prompt to repel it”.

On this principle, we could not pass over in silence theEpistle to the Editors of theAnti-Jacobin, which appeared in theMorning Chronicleof Wednesday, and from which we have fortunately been furnished with a motto for this day’s paper.

We assure the author of the epistle, that the answer which we have here the honour to address to him, contains our genuine and undisguised sentiments upon the merits of the poem.

Our conjectures respecting the authors and abettors of this performance may possibly be as vague and unfounded as theirs are with regard to theEditorsof theAnti-Jacobin. We are sorry that we cannot satisfy their curiosity upon this subject—but we have little anxiety for the gratification of our own.

It is hardly to be expected, that the character of the epistle should be taken on trust from the editors of this volume; it is thought best, therefore, to subjoin the whole performance as it originally appeared—a mode of hostility obviously the most fair, and in respect to the combatants in the cause of Jacobinism, by much the most effectual. They are always best opposed by the arms which they themselves furnish. Jacobinism shines by its own light.

To the respectable names which the author of the following address has thought proper to connect with the “Anti-Jacobin,” no apology is made for thus preserving this otherwise perishable specimen of dulness and defamation. He who has been reviled by the enemies of the “Anti-Jacobin,” must feel that principles are attributed to him, of which he need not be ashamed: and when the abuse is conveyed in such a strain of feebleness and folly, he must see that those principles excite animosity only in quarters of which he need not be afraid.

It is only necessary to add, what is most conscientiously the truth, that this production, such as it is, isby far the bestof all the attacks that the combined wits of the cause have been able to muster against the“Anti-Jacobin”.

Hic Niger est; hunc tu, Romane, caveto!

Hic Niger est; hunc tu, Romane, caveto!

Hic Niger est; hunc tu, Romane, caveto!

To tell what gen’rals did, or statesmen spoke,To teach the world by truths, or please by joke;To make mankind grow bold as they peruse,Judge on existing things, and—weigh the news;For this aPAPERfirst display’d its page,Commanding tears and smiles through ev’ry age!Hail, justly famous! who in modern daysWith nobler flight aspire to higher praise;Hail, justly famous! whose discerning eyesAt once detectMISTAKES, MIS-STATEMENTS, LIES;[41]10Hail, justly famous! who with fancy blest,Use fiend-like virulence for sportive jest;Who only bark to serve your private ends—Patrons of Prejudice, Corruption’s friends!Who hurl your venom’d darts at well-earned fame—Virtue your hate, and Calumny your aim!Whoe’er ye are, all hail!—whether the skillOf youthfulCanningguides the ranc’rous quill;With powers mechanic far above his age,Adapts the paragraph and fills the page;20Measures the column, mends whate’er’s amiss,RejectsTHATletter, and accepts ofTHIS;OrHammond,[42]leaving his official toil,O’er this great work consume the midnight oil—Bills, passports, letters, for the Muses quit,And change dull business for amusing wit:—His life of labour at one gasp is o’er,His books forgot—his desk beloved no more!Proceed to prop the Ministerial cause;See consequentialMorpeth[43]nods applause;30In ev’ry fair one’s ears at balls and playsThe gentleGranville Leveson[44]whispers praise:Well-judging Patrons, whom such works can please;Great works, well worthy Patrons such as these!Who heard, not raptured, the poetic SageWho sung of Gallia in a headlong rage,And blandly drew with no uncourtly graceThe simple manners of our English race—Extoll’d greatDuncan, and, supremely brave,Whelm’dBuonaparte’spride beneath the wave?40I swear by all the youths thatMalmesbury[45]chose,ByEllis’[46]sapient prominence of nose,ByMorpeth’sgait, important, proud, and big—ByLeveson Gower’scrop-imitating wig,That, could the pow’rs which in those numbers shine,Could that warm spirit animate my line,Your glorious deeds which humbly I rehearse—Your deeds should live immortal as my verse;And, while they wonder’d whence I caught my flame,Your sons should blush to read their fathers’ shame!50Proceed, great men!—your office is not done;Proceed with what you have so well begun:LoadFox(if you byPittwould be preferr’d),With ev’ry guilt thatKenyonever heard—Adult’rer, gamester, drunkard, cheat and knave,A factious demagogue and pension’d slave!Loose, loose your cry—with ire satiric flash:Let all the Opposition feel your lash;And prove them to these hot and partial times,A combination of the worst of crimes!60But softer numbers softer subjects fit:In liquid phrases thrill the praise ofPitt;Extol in eulogies of candid truthThe Virgin Minister—the Heav’n-born Youth;The greatest gift that fate to England gave,Created to support and born to save;Prompt to supply whate’er his country lacks—Skilful toGAG, and knowing how toTAX!With him companions meet in order stand—A firm, compact, and well-appointed band;70Skill’d to advance or to retreat,Dundas,[47]And bear thick battle on his front of brass;Grenvillewith pond’rous head, which match’d we findBy equal ponderosity behind.——But hold, my Muse; nor farther these pursue!—Great Editors, we have digress’d from you;From you, to whom our trivial lays belong,From you, the sole inspirers of our song!Proceed:—urge on the same vindictive strain,To gain the applauses of greatMalmesbury’strain;80With jaundiced eyes the noblest patriot scan:Proceed—be more opprobrious if you can;Proceed—be more abusive ev’ry hour;To be more stupid is beyond your power.

To tell what gen’rals did, or statesmen spoke,To teach the world by truths, or please by joke;To make mankind grow bold as they peruse,Judge on existing things, and—weigh the news;For this aPAPERfirst display’d its page,Commanding tears and smiles through ev’ry age!Hail, justly famous! who in modern daysWith nobler flight aspire to higher praise;Hail, justly famous! whose discerning eyesAt once detectMISTAKES, MIS-STATEMENTS, LIES;[41]10Hail, justly famous! who with fancy blest,Use fiend-like virulence for sportive jest;Who only bark to serve your private ends—Patrons of Prejudice, Corruption’s friends!Who hurl your venom’d darts at well-earned fame—Virtue your hate, and Calumny your aim!Whoe’er ye are, all hail!—whether the skillOf youthfulCanningguides the ranc’rous quill;With powers mechanic far above his age,Adapts the paragraph and fills the page;20Measures the column, mends whate’er’s amiss,RejectsTHATletter, and accepts ofTHIS;OrHammond,[42]leaving his official toil,O’er this great work consume the midnight oil—Bills, passports, letters, for the Muses quit,And change dull business for amusing wit:—His life of labour at one gasp is o’er,His books forgot—his desk beloved no more!Proceed to prop the Ministerial cause;See consequentialMorpeth[43]nods applause;30In ev’ry fair one’s ears at balls and playsThe gentleGranville Leveson[44]whispers praise:Well-judging Patrons, whom such works can please;Great works, well worthy Patrons such as these!Who heard, not raptured, the poetic SageWho sung of Gallia in a headlong rage,And blandly drew with no uncourtly graceThe simple manners of our English race—Extoll’d greatDuncan, and, supremely brave,Whelm’dBuonaparte’spride beneath the wave?40I swear by all the youths thatMalmesbury[45]chose,ByEllis’[46]sapient prominence of nose,ByMorpeth’sgait, important, proud, and big—ByLeveson Gower’scrop-imitating wig,That, could the pow’rs which in those numbers shine,Could that warm spirit animate my line,Your glorious deeds which humbly I rehearse—Your deeds should live immortal as my verse;And, while they wonder’d whence I caught my flame,Your sons should blush to read their fathers’ shame!50Proceed, great men!—your office is not done;Proceed with what you have so well begun:LoadFox(if you byPittwould be preferr’d),With ev’ry guilt thatKenyonever heard—Adult’rer, gamester, drunkard, cheat and knave,A factious demagogue and pension’d slave!Loose, loose your cry—with ire satiric flash:Let all the Opposition feel your lash;And prove them to these hot and partial times,A combination of the worst of crimes!60But softer numbers softer subjects fit:In liquid phrases thrill the praise ofPitt;Extol in eulogies of candid truthThe Virgin Minister—the Heav’n-born Youth;The greatest gift that fate to England gave,Created to support and born to save;Prompt to supply whate’er his country lacks—Skilful toGAG, and knowing how toTAX!With him companions meet in order stand—A firm, compact, and well-appointed band;70Skill’d to advance or to retreat,Dundas,[47]And bear thick battle on his front of brass;Grenvillewith pond’rous head, which match’d we findBy equal ponderosity behind.——But hold, my Muse; nor farther these pursue!—Great Editors, we have digress’d from you;From you, to whom our trivial lays belong,From you, the sole inspirers of our song!Proceed:—urge on the same vindictive strain,To gain the applauses of greatMalmesbury’strain;80With jaundiced eyes the noblest patriot scan:Proceed—be more opprobrious if you can;Proceed—be more abusive ev’ry hour;To be more stupid is beyond your power.

To tell what gen’rals did, or statesmen spoke,To teach the world by truths, or please by joke;To make mankind grow bold as they peruse,Judge on existing things, and—weigh the news;For this aPAPERfirst display’d its page,Commanding tears and smiles through ev’ry age!

To tell what gen’rals did, or statesmen spoke,

To teach the world by truths, or please by joke;

To make mankind grow bold as they peruse,

Judge on existing things, and—weigh the news;

For this aPAPERfirst display’d its page,

Commanding tears and smiles through ev’ry age!

Hail, justly famous! who in modern daysWith nobler flight aspire to higher praise;Hail, justly famous! whose discerning eyesAt once detectMISTAKES, MIS-STATEMENTS, LIES;[41]10Hail, justly famous! who with fancy blest,Use fiend-like virulence for sportive jest;Who only bark to serve your private ends—Patrons of Prejudice, Corruption’s friends!Who hurl your venom’d darts at well-earned fame—Virtue your hate, and Calumny your aim!

Hail, justly famous! who in modern days

With nobler flight aspire to higher praise;

Hail, justly famous! whose discerning eyes

At once detectMISTAKES, MIS-STATEMENTS, LIES;[41]

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Hail, justly famous! who with fancy blest,

Use fiend-like virulence for sportive jest;

Who only bark to serve your private ends—

Patrons of Prejudice, Corruption’s friends!

Who hurl your venom’d darts at well-earned fame—

Virtue your hate, and Calumny your aim!

Whoe’er ye are, all hail!—whether the skillOf youthfulCanningguides the ranc’rous quill;With powers mechanic far above his age,Adapts the paragraph and fills the page;20Measures the column, mends whate’er’s amiss,RejectsTHATletter, and accepts ofTHIS;OrHammond,[42]leaving his official toil,O’er this great work consume the midnight oil—Bills, passports, letters, for the Muses quit,And change dull business for amusing wit:—His life of labour at one gasp is o’er,His books forgot—his desk beloved no more!Proceed to prop the Ministerial cause;See consequentialMorpeth[43]nods applause;30In ev’ry fair one’s ears at balls and playsThe gentleGranville Leveson[44]whispers praise:Well-judging Patrons, whom such works can please;Great works, well worthy Patrons such as these!

Whoe’er ye are, all hail!—whether the skill

Of youthfulCanningguides the ranc’rous quill;

With powers mechanic far above his age,

Adapts the paragraph and fills the page;

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Measures the column, mends whate’er’s amiss,

RejectsTHATletter, and accepts ofTHIS;

OrHammond,[42]leaving his official toil,

O’er this great work consume the midnight oil—

Bills, passports, letters, for the Muses quit,

And change dull business for amusing wit:—

His life of labour at one gasp is o’er,

His books forgot—his desk beloved no more!

Proceed to prop the Ministerial cause;

See consequentialMorpeth[43]nods applause;

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In ev’ry fair one’s ears at balls and plays

The gentleGranville Leveson[44]whispers praise:

Well-judging Patrons, whom such works can please;

Great works, well worthy Patrons such as these!

Who heard, not raptured, the poetic SageWho sung of Gallia in a headlong rage,And blandly drew with no uncourtly graceThe simple manners of our English race—Extoll’d greatDuncan, and, supremely brave,Whelm’dBuonaparte’spride beneath the wave?40I swear by all the youths thatMalmesbury[45]chose,ByEllis’[46]sapient prominence of nose,ByMorpeth’sgait, important, proud, and big—ByLeveson Gower’scrop-imitating wig,That, could the pow’rs which in those numbers shine,Could that warm spirit animate my line,Your glorious deeds which humbly I rehearse—Your deeds should live immortal as my verse;And, while they wonder’d whence I caught my flame,Your sons should blush to read their fathers’ shame!50

Who heard, not raptured, the poetic Sage

Who sung of Gallia in a headlong rage,

And blandly drew with no uncourtly grace

The simple manners of our English race—

Extoll’d greatDuncan, and, supremely brave,

Whelm’dBuonaparte’spride beneath the wave?

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I swear by all the youths thatMalmesbury[45]chose,

ByEllis’[46]sapient prominence of nose,

ByMorpeth’sgait, important, proud, and big—

ByLeveson Gower’scrop-imitating wig,

That, could the pow’rs which in those numbers shine,

Could that warm spirit animate my line,

Your glorious deeds which humbly I rehearse—

Your deeds should live immortal as my verse;

And, while they wonder’d whence I caught my flame,

Your sons should blush to read their fathers’ shame!

50

Proceed, great men!—your office is not done;Proceed with what you have so well begun:LoadFox(if you byPittwould be preferr’d),With ev’ry guilt thatKenyonever heard—Adult’rer, gamester, drunkard, cheat and knave,A factious demagogue and pension’d slave!Loose, loose your cry—with ire satiric flash:Let all the Opposition feel your lash;And prove them to these hot and partial times,A combination of the worst of crimes!60

Proceed, great men!—your office is not done;

Proceed with what you have so well begun:

LoadFox(if you byPittwould be preferr’d),

With ev’ry guilt thatKenyonever heard—

Adult’rer, gamester, drunkard, cheat and knave,

A factious demagogue and pension’d slave!

Loose, loose your cry—with ire satiric flash:

Let all the Opposition feel your lash;

And prove them to these hot and partial times,

A combination of the worst of crimes!

60

But softer numbers softer subjects fit:In liquid phrases thrill the praise ofPitt;Extol in eulogies of candid truthThe Virgin Minister—the Heav’n-born Youth;The greatest gift that fate to England gave,Created to support and born to save;Prompt to supply whate’er his country lacks—Skilful toGAG, and knowing how toTAX!With him companions meet in order stand—A firm, compact, and well-appointed band;70Skill’d to advance or to retreat,Dundas,[47]And bear thick battle on his front of brass;Grenvillewith pond’rous head, which match’d we findBy equal ponderosity behind.——

But softer numbers softer subjects fit:

In liquid phrases thrill the praise ofPitt;

Extol in eulogies of candid truth

The Virgin Minister—the Heav’n-born Youth;

The greatest gift that fate to England gave,

Created to support and born to save;

Prompt to supply whate’er his country lacks—

Skilful toGAG, and knowing how toTAX!

With him companions meet in order stand—

A firm, compact, and well-appointed band;

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Skill’d to advance or to retreat,Dundas,[47]

And bear thick battle on his front of brass;

Grenvillewith pond’rous head, which match’d we find

By equal ponderosity behind.——

But hold, my Muse; nor farther these pursue!—Great Editors, we have digress’d from you;From you, to whom our trivial lays belong,From you, the sole inspirers of our song!Proceed:—urge on the same vindictive strain,To gain the applauses of greatMalmesbury’strain;80With jaundiced eyes the noblest patriot scan:Proceed—be more opprobrious if you can;Proceed—be more abusive ev’ry hour;To be more stupid is beyond your power.

But hold, my Muse; nor farther these pursue!—

Great Editors, we have digress’d from you;

From you, to whom our trivial lays belong,

From you, the sole inspirers of our song!

Proceed:—urge on the same vindictive strain,

To gain the applauses of greatMalmesbury’strain;

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With jaundiced eyes the noblest patriot scan:

Proceed—be more opprobrious if you can;

Proceed—be more abusive ev’ry hour;

To be more stupid is beyond your power.

TO THE AUTHOR OF THE EPISTLE TO THE EDITORS OF THE ANTI-JACOBIN.

Nostrorum sermonum candide judex!

Nostrorum sermonum candide judex!

Nostrorum sermonum candide judex!

Bard of the borrow’d lyre! to whom belongThe shreds and remnants of each hackney’d song;Whose verse thy friends in vain for wit explore,And count butone good linein eighty-four!Whoe’er thou art, all hail! Thy bitter smileGilds our dull page, and cheers our humble toil!Foryet—though firm and fearless in the causeOf pure Religion, Liberty, and Laws,—ThoughTRUTHapproved, though fav’ringVIRTUEsmiled,Some doubts remained: WEyetwereunreviled.10Thanks to thy zeal! those doubts at length are o’er!Thy suffrage crowns our wish!—WEask no moreTo stamp with sterling worth each honest line,Than Censure, cloth’d in vapid Verse like thine!But say—in full blown honours dost thou sit’MidstBrookes’s elders[48]on theBENCH OF WIT,WhereHare,[49]chief-justice, frames the stern decree,While with their learned brother, sages three,Fitzpatrick,[50]Townshend,[51]Sheridan, agree?Or art thou One—THE PARTY’Sflattered fool,[52]20Train’d inDebrett’s, orRidgway’scivic school—One, who with rant and fustian daily wears,Well-naturedRichardson![53]thy patient ears;—Who sees nor Taste nor Genius in these times,SaveParr’s[54]buzzprose,[55]andCourtenay’s[56]kidnapp’d rhymes?[57]Or is it he,—the youth,[59]whose daring soulWithhalf a missionsought the Frozen Pole;—And then, returning from the unfinish’d work,Wrotehalf a letter,—to demolishBurke?Studied Burke’s manner,—aped his forms of speech;30Though when he strives his metaphors to reach,One luckless slip his meaning overstrains,And loads the blunderbuss withBedford’sbrains.[60]Whoe’er thou art—ne’er may thy patriot fire,Unfed by praise or patronage, expire!Forbid it, Taste!—with Compensation largePatrician hands thy labours shall o’ercharge![61]BedfordandWhitbreadshall vast sums advance,TheLandandMaltof Jacobin Finance!Whoe’er thou art—before thy feet we lay,40With lowly suit, ourNumber of to-day!Spurn not our offering with averted eyes!Let thy pure breath revive the extinguishedLies!Mistakes, Mis-statements, now so oft o’erthrown,Rebuild, and prop with nonsense of thy own!Pervert our meaning, and misquote our text—Andfurnish us a motto for the next!

Bard of the borrow’d lyre! to whom belongThe shreds and remnants of each hackney’d song;Whose verse thy friends in vain for wit explore,And count butone good linein eighty-four!Whoe’er thou art, all hail! Thy bitter smileGilds our dull page, and cheers our humble toil!Foryet—though firm and fearless in the causeOf pure Religion, Liberty, and Laws,—ThoughTRUTHapproved, though fav’ringVIRTUEsmiled,Some doubts remained: WEyetwereunreviled.10Thanks to thy zeal! those doubts at length are o’er!Thy suffrage crowns our wish!—WEask no moreTo stamp with sterling worth each honest line,Than Censure, cloth’d in vapid Verse like thine!But say—in full blown honours dost thou sit’MidstBrookes’s elders[48]on theBENCH OF WIT,WhereHare,[49]chief-justice, frames the stern decree,While with their learned brother, sages three,Fitzpatrick,[50]Townshend,[51]Sheridan, agree?Or art thou One—THE PARTY’Sflattered fool,[52]20Train’d inDebrett’s, orRidgway’scivic school—One, who with rant and fustian daily wears,Well-naturedRichardson![53]thy patient ears;—Who sees nor Taste nor Genius in these times,SaveParr’s[54]buzzprose,[55]andCourtenay’s[56]kidnapp’d rhymes?[57]Or is it he,—the youth,[59]whose daring soulWithhalf a missionsought the Frozen Pole;—And then, returning from the unfinish’d work,Wrotehalf a letter,—to demolishBurke?Studied Burke’s manner,—aped his forms of speech;30Though when he strives his metaphors to reach,One luckless slip his meaning overstrains,And loads the blunderbuss withBedford’sbrains.[60]Whoe’er thou art—ne’er may thy patriot fire,Unfed by praise or patronage, expire!Forbid it, Taste!—with Compensation largePatrician hands thy labours shall o’ercharge![61]BedfordandWhitbreadshall vast sums advance,TheLandandMaltof Jacobin Finance!Whoe’er thou art—before thy feet we lay,40With lowly suit, ourNumber of to-day!Spurn not our offering with averted eyes!Let thy pure breath revive the extinguishedLies!Mistakes, Mis-statements, now so oft o’erthrown,Rebuild, and prop with nonsense of thy own!Pervert our meaning, and misquote our text—Andfurnish us a motto for the next!

Bard of the borrow’d lyre! to whom belongThe shreds and remnants of each hackney’d song;Whose verse thy friends in vain for wit explore,And count butone good linein eighty-four!Whoe’er thou art, all hail! Thy bitter smileGilds our dull page, and cheers our humble toil!

Bard of the borrow’d lyre! to whom belong

The shreds and remnants of each hackney’d song;

Whose verse thy friends in vain for wit explore,

And count butone good linein eighty-four!

Whoe’er thou art, all hail! Thy bitter smile

Gilds our dull page, and cheers our humble toil!

Foryet—though firm and fearless in the causeOf pure Religion, Liberty, and Laws,—ThoughTRUTHapproved, though fav’ringVIRTUEsmiled,Some doubts remained: WEyetwereunreviled.10

Foryet—though firm and fearless in the cause

Of pure Religion, Liberty, and Laws,—

ThoughTRUTHapproved, though fav’ringVIRTUEsmiled,

Some doubts remained: WEyetwereunreviled.

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Thanks to thy zeal! those doubts at length are o’er!Thy suffrage crowns our wish!—WEask no moreTo stamp with sterling worth each honest line,Than Censure, cloth’d in vapid Verse like thine!

Thanks to thy zeal! those doubts at length are o’er!

Thy suffrage crowns our wish!—WEask no more

To stamp with sterling worth each honest line,

Than Censure, cloth’d in vapid Verse like thine!

But say—in full blown honours dost thou sit’MidstBrookes’s elders[48]on theBENCH OF WIT,WhereHare,[49]chief-justice, frames the stern decree,While with their learned brother, sages three,Fitzpatrick,[50]Townshend,[51]Sheridan, agree?

But say—in full blown honours dost thou sit

’MidstBrookes’s elders[48]on theBENCH OF WIT,

WhereHare,[49]chief-justice, frames the stern decree,

While with their learned brother, sages three,

Fitzpatrick,[50]Townshend,[51]Sheridan, agree?

Or art thou One—THE PARTY’Sflattered fool,[52]20Train’d inDebrett’s, orRidgway’scivic school—One, who with rant and fustian daily wears,Well-naturedRichardson![53]thy patient ears;—Who sees nor Taste nor Genius in these times,SaveParr’s[54]buzzprose,[55]andCourtenay’s[56]kidnapp’d rhymes?[57]Or is it he,—the youth,[59]whose daring soulWithhalf a missionsought the Frozen Pole;—And then, returning from the unfinish’d work,Wrotehalf a letter,—to demolishBurke?Studied Burke’s manner,—aped his forms of speech;30Though when he strives his metaphors to reach,One luckless slip his meaning overstrains,And loads the blunderbuss withBedford’sbrains.[60]

Or art thou One—THE PARTY’Sflattered fool,[52]

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Train’d inDebrett’s, orRidgway’scivic school—

One, who with rant and fustian daily wears,

Well-naturedRichardson![53]thy patient ears;—

Who sees nor Taste nor Genius in these times,

SaveParr’s[54]buzzprose,[55]andCourtenay’s[56]kidnapp’d rhymes?[57]

Or is it he,—the youth,[59]whose daring soul

Withhalf a missionsought the Frozen Pole;—

And then, returning from the unfinish’d work,

Wrotehalf a letter,—to demolishBurke?

Studied Burke’s manner,—aped his forms of speech;

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Though when he strives his metaphors to reach,

One luckless slip his meaning overstrains,

And loads the blunderbuss withBedford’sbrains.[60]

Whoe’er thou art—ne’er may thy patriot fire,Unfed by praise or patronage, expire!Forbid it, Taste!—with Compensation largePatrician hands thy labours shall o’ercharge![61]BedfordandWhitbreadshall vast sums advance,TheLandandMaltof Jacobin Finance!

Whoe’er thou art—ne’er may thy patriot fire,

Unfed by praise or patronage, expire!

Forbid it, Taste!—with Compensation large

Patrician hands thy labours shall o’ercharge![61]

BedfordandWhitbreadshall vast sums advance,

TheLandandMaltof Jacobin Finance!

Whoe’er thou art—before thy feet we lay,40With lowly suit, ourNumber of to-day!Spurn not our offering with averted eyes!Let thy pure breath revive the extinguishedLies!Mistakes, Mis-statements, now so oft o’erthrown,Rebuild, and prop with nonsense of thy own!Pervert our meaning, and misquote our text—Andfurnish us a motto for the next!

Whoe’er thou art—before thy feet we lay,

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With lowly suit, ourNumber of to-day!

Spurn not our offering with averted eyes!

Let thy pure breath revive the extinguishedLies!

Mistakes, Mis-statements, now so oft o’erthrown,

Rebuild, and prop with nonsense of thy own!

Pervert our meaning, and misquote our text—

Andfurnish us a motto for the next!

_LORD LONGBOW, the Alarmist, discovering the Miseries of IRELAND.——with the puffing out of the little farthing Rush-light, & ye story of Moll Coggin._

ODE TO LORD MOIRA.

I.If on your head[62]some vengeance fell,Moira, for every tale you tell,The listening Lords to cozen;[63]If but one whisker lost its hue,Changed (like Moll Coggin’s tail) to blue,I’d hear them by the dozen.II.But still, howe’er you draw your bow,[64]Your charms improve, your triumphs grow,New grace adorns your figure;More stiff your boots, more black your stock,10Your hat assumes a prouder cock,Like Pistol’s (if ’twere bigger).III.Tell then your stories, strange and new,[65]Your Fathers fame[66]shall vouch them true;So shall theDublin Papers;Swear by the stars[67]that saw the sight,That infant thousands die each night,[68]While troopsblow out their tapers.IV.Shuckburgh[69][70]shall cheer you with a smile,Macpherson[71][71]simpering all the while,20WithBastard[71][72]and with Bruin:[73]And fierceNicholl,[74]who wields at willTh’ emphatic stick, or powerful quill,To prove his country’s ruin.V.Each day new followers[75]crowd your board,And lean expectants hail my LordWith adoration fervent:OldThurlow,[76]though he swore by G—No more to own a master’s nod,Is still your humble servant.30VI.OldPulteney[77][78]too, your influence feels,And asks from you th’ Exchequer Seals,To tax and save the nation:Tooketrembles,[79]lest your potent charmsShould lureCharles Foxfromhisfond arms,ToYOURAdministration.[81]36

I.If on your head[62]some vengeance fell,Moira, for every tale you tell,The listening Lords to cozen;[63]If but one whisker lost its hue,Changed (like Moll Coggin’s tail) to blue,I’d hear them by the dozen.II.But still, howe’er you draw your bow,[64]Your charms improve, your triumphs grow,New grace adorns your figure;More stiff your boots, more black your stock,10Your hat assumes a prouder cock,Like Pistol’s (if ’twere bigger).III.Tell then your stories, strange and new,[65]Your Fathers fame[66]shall vouch them true;So shall theDublin Papers;Swear by the stars[67]that saw the sight,That infant thousands die each night,[68]While troopsblow out their tapers.IV.Shuckburgh[69][70]shall cheer you with a smile,Macpherson[71][71]simpering all the while,20WithBastard[71][72]and with Bruin:[73]And fierceNicholl,[74]who wields at willTh’ emphatic stick, or powerful quill,To prove his country’s ruin.V.Each day new followers[75]crowd your board,And lean expectants hail my LordWith adoration fervent:OldThurlow,[76]though he swore by G—No more to own a master’s nod,Is still your humble servant.30VI.OldPulteney[77][78]too, your influence feels,And asks from you th’ Exchequer Seals,To tax and save the nation:Tooketrembles,[79]lest your potent charmsShould lureCharles Foxfromhisfond arms,ToYOURAdministration.[81]36

I.

I.

If on your head[62]some vengeance fell,Moira, for every tale you tell,The listening Lords to cozen;[63]If but one whisker lost its hue,Changed (like Moll Coggin’s tail) to blue,I’d hear them by the dozen.

If on your head[62]some vengeance fell,

Moira, for every tale you tell,

The listening Lords to cozen;[63]

If but one whisker lost its hue,

Changed (like Moll Coggin’s tail) to blue,

I’d hear them by the dozen.

II.

II.

But still, howe’er you draw your bow,[64]Your charms improve, your triumphs grow,New grace adorns your figure;More stiff your boots, more black your stock,10Your hat assumes a prouder cock,Like Pistol’s (if ’twere bigger).

But still, howe’er you draw your bow,[64]

Your charms improve, your triumphs grow,

New grace adorns your figure;

More stiff your boots, more black your stock,

10

Your hat assumes a prouder cock,

Like Pistol’s (if ’twere bigger).

III.

III.

Tell then your stories, strange and new,[65]Your Fathers fame[66]shall vouch them true;So shall theDublin Papers;Swear by the stars[67]that saw the sight,That infant thousands die each night,[68]While troopsblow out their tapers.

Tell then your stories, strange and new,[65]

Your Fathers fame[66]shall vouch them true;

So shall theDublin Papers;

Swear by the stars[67]that saw the sight,

That infant thousands die each night,[68]

While troopsblow out their tapers.

IV.

IV.

Shuckburgh[69][70]shall cheer you with a smile,Macpherson[71][71]simpering all the while,20WithBastard[71][72]and with Bruin:[73]And fierceNicholl,[74]who wields at willTh’ emphatic stick, or powerful quill,To prove his country’s ruin.

Shuckburgh[69][70]shall cheer you with a smile,

Macpherson[71][71]simpering all the while,

20

WithBastard[71][72]and with Bruin:[73]

And fierceNicholl,[74]who wields at will

Th’ emphatic stick, or powerful quill,

To prove his country’s ruin.

V.

V.

Each day new followers[75]crowd your board,And lean expectants hail my LordWith adoration fervent:OldThurlow,[76]though he swore by G—No more to own a master’s nod,Is still your humble servant.30

Each day new followers[75]crowd your board,

And lean expectants hail my Lord

With adoration fervent:

OldThurlow,[76]though he swore by G—

No more to own a master’s nod,

Is still your humble servant.

30

VI.

VI.

OldPulteney[77][78]too, your influence feels,And asks from you th’ Exchequer Seals,To tax and save the nation:Tooketrembles,[79]lest your potent charmsShould lureCharles Foxfromhisfond arms,ToYOURAdministration.[81]36

OldPulteney[77][78]too, your influence feels,

And asks from you th’ Exchequer Seals,

To tax and save the nation:

Tooketrembles,[79]lest your potent charms

Should lureCharles Foxfromhisfond arms,

ToYOURAdministration.[81]

36

[TRANSLATION OF HORACE, BOOK II., ODE VIII.BY ARCHDEACON WRANGHAM.

[TRANSLATION OF HORACE, BOOK II., ODE VIII.BY ARCHDEACON WRANGHAM.

[TRANSLATION OF HORACE, BOOK II., ODE VIII.

BY ARCHDEACON WRANGHAM.

Avenger of insulted truth,Had Heaven, Barine, dimm’d one tooth;Or bade, in justice bade, thee wailA speck upon a single nail—I’d trust thee: but ere well the vowHas passed those treacherous lips, there glowNew beauties mantling o’er thy cheek;And thee the youth, thee only seek.It profits thee to be forswornBy thy dead mother’s hallowed urn;By heaven, and each mute nightly sign,And every deathless power divine.Yes: Venus laughs well-pleased, and lo!The gentle Nymphs are laughing too;And Cupid, who his burning dartsWhets with fresh blood from lovers’ hearts.Boyhood is rising to thy sway,Thy train of slaves augments: e’en they,Who swore thy threshold to forsake,Hug the fond chain they cannot break.Thee for their sons pale mothers fear,The frugal father for his heir:And plighted maidens, lest thy charmsKeep the false truants from their arms.—Ed.]

Avenger of insulted truth,Had Heaven, Barine, dimm’d one tooth;Or bade, in justice bade, thee wailA speck upon a single nail—I’d trust thee: but ere well the vowHas passed those treacherous lips, there glowNew beauties mantling o’er thy cheek;And thee the youth, thee only seek.It profits thee to be forswornBy thy dead mother’s hallowed urn;By heaven, and each mute nightly sign,And every deathless power divine.Yes: Venus laughs well-pleased, and lo!The gentle Nymphs are laughing too;And Cupid, who his burning dartsWhets with fresh blood from lovers’ hearts.Boyhood is rising to thy sway,Thy train of slaves augments: e’en they,Who swore thy threshold to forsake,Hug the fond chain they cannot break.Thee for their sons pale mothers fear,The frugal father for his heir:And plighted maidens, lest thy charmsKeep the false truants from their arms.—Ed.]

Avenger of insulted truth,Had Heaven, Barine, dimm’d one tooth;Or bade, in justice bade, thee wailA speck upon a single nail—I’d trust thee: but ere well the vowHas passed those treacherous lips, there glowNew beauties mantling o’er thy cheek;And thee the youth, thee only seek.

Avenger of insulted truth,

Had Heaven, Barine, dimm’d one tooth;

Or bade, in justice bade, thee wail

A speck upon a single nail—

I’d trust thee: but ere well the vow

Has passed those treacherous lips, there glow

New beauties mantling o’er thy cheek;

And thee the youth, thee only seek.

It profits thee to be forswornBy thy dead mother’s hallowed urn;By heaven, and each mute nightly sign,And every deathless power divine.Yes: Venus laughs well-pleased, and lo!The gentle Nymphs are laughing too;And Cupid, who his burning dartsWhets with fresh blood from lovers’ hearts.

It profits thee to be forsworn

By thy dead mother’s hallowed urn;

By heaven, and each mute nightly sign,

And every deathless power divine.

Yes: Venus laughs well-pleased, and lo!

The gentle Nymphs are laughing too;

And Cupid, who his burning darts

Whets with fresh blood from lovers’ hearts.

Boyhood is rising to thy sway,Thy train of slaves augments: e’en they,Who swore thy threshold to forsake,Hug the fond chain they cannot break.Thee for their sons pale mothers fear,The frugal father for his heir:And plighted maidens, lest thy charmsKeep the false truants from their arms.—Ed.]

Boyhood is rising to thy sway,

Thy train of slaves augments: e’en they,

Who swore thy threshold to forsake,

Hug the fond chain they cannot break.

Thee for their sons pale mothers fear,

The frugal father for his heir:

And plighted maidens, lest thy charms

Keep the false truants from their arms.—Ed.]

NOTES TO THE ODE TO LORD MOIRA.

NOTES TO THE ODE TO LORD MOIRA.

NOTES TO THE ODE TO LORD MOIRA.

[This Ode, written byGeorge Ellis, refers to the wish of a “Third Party” in the House of Commons, who were dissatisfied with the conduct of the war, the embarrassed state of the finances, and the alarming situation of the country, to have an interview withLord Moira, with a view to effect a change of Ministry. The following extracts from a letter from his Lordship toCol. M‘Mahon, dated June 15, 1797, will throw some light on this negotiation. “They requested that I would endeavour, on the assurance of their support, to form an administration, on the principle of excluding persons, who had on either side made themselves obnoxious to the public. I strenuously recommended them to form an alliance withMr. Fox’sparty, that might be satisfactory to themselves, and reduce to strict engagement the extent of the measures, whichMr. Fox, when brought into office by themselves, would propose. Hitherto nobody has been designated to any particular office butSir William Pulteney. The gentleman had said that he was the person whom they should be most gratified in seeingChancellor of the Exchequer, and I had professed to them and to him that there was not any person with whom I could act more confidently. I added, the introduction ofLord Thurlow, Sir W. Pulteney, and myself, into the Cabinet, would not assure the public of a change of system.”—Ed.]


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