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Title: Puck's BroomAuthor: E. Gordon BrowneIllustrator: K. NixonRelease date: December 11, 2020 [eBook #64012]Language: EnglishCredits: Produced by Tim Lindell, Jane Robins, George A. SmathersLibraries (University of Florida) and the Online DistributedProofreading Team at https://www.pgdp.net (This file wasproduced from images generously made available by TheInternet Archive/American Libraries.)
Title: Puck's Broom
Author: E. Gordon BrowneIllustrator: K. Nixon
Author: E. Gordon Browne
Illustrator: K. Nixon
Release date: December 11, 2020 [eBook #64012]
Language: English
Credits: Produced by Tim Lindell, Jane Robins, George A. SmathersLibraries (University of Florida) and the Online DistributedProofreading Team at https://www.pgdp.net (This file wasproduced from images generously made available by TheInternet Archive/American Libraries.)
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"LOOK, THERE'S THE CASTLE!" SAID THE KNIGHTFr.
"LOOK, THERE'S THE CASTLE!" SAID THE KNIGHTFr.
Puck's BroomThe wonderful adventuresof George Henry & his dog Alexanderwho went to seek their fortunes inthe ONCE UPON A TIME Land....ByE. Gordon BrowneIllustrated byKathleen I. NixonNew YorkMoffat Yard & Company1923
The wonderful adventuresof George Henry & his dog Alexanderwho went to seek their fortunes inthe ONCE UPON A TIME Land....
By
E. Gordon Browne
Illustrated by
Kathleen I. Nixon
New YorkMoffat Yard & Company1923
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GEORGE ARRIVES17
How George Henry came into the world, and what Puck and the fairies thought about it. Some wise words about nurses and parents. Alexander the Greatest appears for the first time. Why George did not believe in the fairies.
How George Henry came into the world, and what Puck and the fairies thought about it. Some wise words about nurses and parents. Alexander the Greatest appears for the first time. Why George did not believe in the fairies.
GEORGE GROWS UP29
All about the birthday party. A particularly jolly tea with special games and fireworks. All about the other fireworks, which were quite a surprise. How the fairies meant to invite George to their party, and what the old frog said.
All about the birthday party. A particularly jolly tea with special games and fireworks. All about the other fireworks, which were quite a surprise. How the fairies meant to invite George to their party, and what the old frog said.
MIDSUMMER EVE41
The fairy invitation arrives. George's first pair of trousers. Midsummer Eve and the preparations for the fairy party. Puck's anger, and the nasty things that the old frog said. What happened at the party in the wood.
The fairy invitation arrives. George's first pair of trousers. Midsummer Eve and the preparations for the fairy party. Puck's anger, and the nasty things that the old frog said. What happened at the party in the wood.
DREAM-MUSIC53
George is ill and very cross. His wonderful dream. Whatwasit all about? What the doctor said to him about the fairies. "Perhaps there is and perhaps there isn't." The fairies listen to a story. "To-night!" George hears the dream-music.
George is ill and very cross. His wonderful dream. Whatwasit all about? What the doctor said to him about the fairies. "Perhaps there is and perhaps there isn't." The fairies listen to a story. "To-night!" George hears the dream-music.
THE LAND OF DREAMS65
George and Alexander set out in search of adventure. The dream-music calls to him again. Can dogs talk? "Wish as hard as ever you can!" Just like a bit of a story-book! The little green gate. The delightful little house in the wood, and the tea waiting there for George and Alexander. The Land of Dreams.
George and Alexander set out in search of adventure. The dream-music calls to him again. Can dogs talk? "Wish as hard as ever you can!" Just like a bit of a story-book! The little green gate. The delightful little house in the wood, and the tea waiting there for George and Alexander. The Land of Dreams.
FATHER TIME77
George's house. The twisty-curly paths which led to the sea. The old man sitting on the seashore. The hour-glass. "Are you Father Time, please?" "A stitch in time saves nine." "Follow your fortune, little George!" And it was Puck after all!
George's house. The twisty-curly paths which led to the sea. The old man sitting on the seashore. The hour-glass. "Are you Father Time, please?" "A stitch in time saves nine." "Follow your fortune, little George!" And it was Puck after all!
MORE ADVENTURES89
Alexander couldreallytalk, for barkingistalking. George learns more about the little house. The golden weathercock guides them on their way. Everything and everybody can talk. This way to Once-upon-a-Time!
Alexander couldreallytalk, for barkingistalking. George learns more about the little house. The golden weathercock guides them on their way. Everything and everybody can talk. This way to Once-upon-a-Time!
A NICE DRAGON99
All about the wonders in this strange country. "She lives not far from here." Oh, it waseverso much bigger than one expected! A game at 'catch-my-tail.' The dragon who went to look for his fortune. George is told that he is not real. A ride on the dragon's back.
All about the wonders in this strange country. "She lives not far from here." Oh, it waseverso much bigger than one expected! A game at 'catch-my-tail.' The dragon who went to look for his fortune. George is told that he is not real. A ride on the dragon's back.
THE WITCH113
The witch's kitchen. What a witch really looks like. Her curious smile. Wonders will never cease! What happened when the kettle boiled. "Will you ride on your catoplane?" George guesses again. It is allverypuzzling.
The witch's kitchen. What a witch really looks like. Her curious smile. Wonders will never cease! What happened when the kettle boiled. "Will you ride on your catoplane?" George guesses again. It is allverypuzzling.
THE HIGH MOUNTAINS121
The tower which came to life. "Who's 'Him,' please?" How witches can read your thoughts. Why the giant was so sad. They fly toward the glowing mountains, and George sings a song.
The tower which came to life. "Who's 'Him,' please?" How witches can read your thoughts. Why the giant was so sad. They fly toward the glowing mountains, and George sings a song.
TOM TIDDLER'S GROUND129
The funny little man who told George all about it. "Ask for what you want." The wonderful meal. Picking up gold and silver. Tom Tiddler's sack. Alexander is George's best friend after all. George's fortune grows heavier and heavier, then lighter and lighter. The story of the golden sausage.
The funny little man who told George all about it. "Ask for what you want." The wonderful meal. Picking up gold and silver. Tom Tiddler's sack. Alexander is George's best friend after all. George's fortune grows heavier and heavier, then lighter and lighter. The story of the golden sausage.
OVER THE HILLS AND FAR AWAY143
The path which was like the letter S. At the top of the mountain. "Where does that music come from?" The little weathercock again. Home once more. What George found in his sack. Never throw your fortune away!
The path which was like the letter S. At the top of the mountain. "Where does that music come from?" The little weathercock again. Home once more. What George found in his sack. Never throw your fortune away!
SIR TRISTRAM153
Topsy-turvy thoughts. Fancy a giant with an umbrella! George finds a new suit, and Alexander disappears. To the Castle of the Thousand Towers. The knight who was bound on a quest. They arrive at the castle.
Topsy-turvy thoughts. Fancy a giant with an umbrella! George finds a new suit, and Alexander disappears. To the Castle of the Thousand Towers. The knight who was bound on a quest. They arrive at the castle.
AT COURT163
About the wonders they saw in the castle. "The King bids you welcome." George becomes a squire. They see the King. Why he was so lonely and sad. What happened to the beautiful Princess Fortunata.
About the wonders they saw in the castle. "The King bids you welcome." George becomes a squire. They see the King. Why he was so lonely and sad. What happened to the beautiful Princess Fortunata.
THE QUEST BEGINS173
The quest to free the enchanted princess. "The weathercock knows the way." They lose their way in the great forest. The mysterious voices in the air, and how George heard about the magician's castle. The greatest adventure of all.
The quest to free the enchanted princess. "The weathercock knows the way." They lose their way in the great forest. The mysterious voices in the air, and how George heard about the magician's castle. The greatest adventure of all.
THE GIANT AGAIN181
On the shores of the black lake. The giant appears again. How they came safely across the lake. The giant begins another story. The prince and his bicycle.
On the shores of the black lake. The giant appears again. How they came safely across the lake. The giant begins another story. The prince and his bicycle.
THE ARRIVAL AT THE CASTLE189
The castle on the glass hill.'Whizz'once more! "Don't forget to ask for what you want!" The terrible guardians of the gate and how they were utterly vanquished. "Don't forget the password!"
The castle on the glass hill.'Whizz'once more! "Don't forget to ask for what you want!" The terrible guardians of the gate and how they were utterly vanquished. "Don't forget the password!"
WHAT THE WEATHERCOCK SAID195
How George learned the password which was a magic charm. "Nobody but you may hear it." How Sir Tristram and the dragon fought, but it was not anything to bother about. George fares on his quest alone.
How George learned the password which was a magic charm. "Nobody but you may hear it." How Sir Tristram and the dragon fought, but it was not anything to bother about. George fares on his quest alone.
PRINCESS FORTUNATA203
What happened to George in the magician's castle. A story which is like a patchwork counterpane. How difficult it was to remember the charm! Alexander barks just in time. The Chinese box-trick. The Princess Fortunata! "The magician is coming!"
What happened to George in the magician's castle. A story which is like a patchwork counterpane. How difficult it was to remember the charm! Alexander barks just in time. The Chinese box-trick. The Princess Fortunata! "The magician is coming!"
ANOTHER PARTY211
What had become of everybody? The dream-music again. The little house changes. "George is home at last!" The party and supper which George had never heard about before. How each of the guests gave him a present, and the beautiful Queen gave him the best of all. "Of course, you've guessed it, too!"
What had become of everybody? The dream-music again. The little house changes. "George is home at last!" The party and supper which George had never heard about before. How each of the guests gave him a present, and the beautiful Queen gave him the best of all. "Of course, you've guessed it, too!"
BACK TO THE WORLD223
Alexander's bark again. How George and the doctor talked about Fairyland. What they all said about George's adventures. How Mother has a little house in the wood, too, and why she goes there. How George began to understand why his fortune lay right under his very nose.
Alexander's bark again. How George and the doctor talked about Fairyland. What they all said about George's adventures. How Mother has a little house in the wood, too, and why she goes there. How George began to understand why his fortune lay right under his very nose.
WHAT THE FAIRIES THOUGHT235
How the old frog actually laughed! Why George Henrywasa wonder-child after all, and why Puck was delighted.
How the old frog actually laughed! Why George Henrywasa wonder-child after all, and why Puck was delighted.
PAGE"LOOK, THERE'S THE CASTLE!" SAID THE KNIGHT, POINTING STRAIGHT IN FRONT OF HIMFrontispiece
THERE STOOD A DELIGHTFUL LITTLE HOUSE WITH SMOKE CURLING UP FROM ITS CHIMNEYS70
THE LIGHT GREW BRIGHTER AND BRIGHTER122
AROUND HIM WERE HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS OF TINY FIGURES220
THIS is a true story.
It all happened through George Henry not believing in the fairies, just as some boys butveryfew girls would do.
Boys believe in Red Indians and pirates, and think fairies are all stuff and nonsense; but they are quite wrong, for Puck can turn himself into anybody or anything he chooses. So if one day when you are ploughing the foaming main you sight a pirate ship flying the skull and crossbones at the masthead, it may not be a pirate at all, but only Puck himself.
Beware! If he catches you he will make you walk the fairy plank, and you will fall off itsplash!right into Fairyland, and find yourself turned into a cross old frog or something quite as disagreeable.
This story should be read aloud. You should seat yourselves in a ring—that will please the fairies—and look happy, even if you aren't as happy as you might be. Sour looks curdle cream and stories as well.
"What!" you say. "Dragons and witches and giants! Do you expect us to believe inthem?"
Well, why not? Do you only believe in what you have seen? All the best books are full of wonders like these, and everything wonderfulmustbe true.
So, once again, this is a true story.
Now turn to the next page and begin!
George sleeping in bed with Puck looking on
George Arrives
GEORGE HENRY was born under a lucky star, which means that a star laughed when he came into the world. This happens to very,veryfew of us; perhaps it is because we are born naughty and ready to be stood in the corner at once.
The fairies knew all about George Henry, however, and were delighted, for he was a darling boy. Puck brought them the news wrapped up in a leaf and packed inside a nutshell in order to keep it dry.
Of course you have heard of Puck. He is the little fairy who often plays mischievous tricks upon people; but if children behave nicely he is always ready to be their friend.
Santa Claus often pays him a visit about Christmas-time in order to find out if any children have not been as good as gold during the past year. Then the naughty children find their stockings empty on Christmas morning, and wish and wish—too late—that they had thought in time of what Father and Mother had told them.
Well, the fairies danced that night in the greenwood to the music of the cricket, the grasshopper, and the frog. Puck told them all about George Henry and what a very fine boy he was going to be.
George's father and mother thought so too, and Nurse said that he was the finest child she had ever seen. Nursesalwaysknow.
The birds and animals soon heard the news too, and there was such a chattering, jabbering, twittering, squeaking, and I really don't know how to tell you what other curious noises in the wood that night.
This 'wonder-child,' as the fairies called him, was named George Henry—'George' after his grandfather, who gave him a large silver drinking-mug as a christening present, and 'Henry' after his father. His mother would have liked to add 'Alexander' as a third name,but it was given, after all, to a new black, woolly puppy which came into the house about this time; so that was all right. It is a great pity to waste fine names like Alexander.
George Henry and Alexander grew up together and were great friends. Alexander learned to walk long before his little playmate, who used to toddle along holding on to the dog's tail, and very often falling over on top of him when his legs grew tired.
As soon as he got past his toddle-days he loved to walk about everywhere and see everything.
The world was full of the most wonderful things; there was a pigsty in which lived a family of little pigs with curly tails. They used to squeak "Good-morning" to him every time he passed by.
He loved their curly tails, and often tried to make Alexander's tail like theirs, but it was of no use. It either stood straight up on end or else disappeared between his legs.
It was fine, too, to see the geese marching along like soldiers with the old gander at their head; to watch the old hen fussing and clucking after her little fluffy chicks, who would never come home when they were told—"Likenaughty little boys, you know," said Nurse.
It would take hours to tell you all the things Alexander and he saw together—the animals, the birds, the trees, the flowers; and they all loved him. But he never saw the fairies—though they often waved their little hands to him; and Puck sometimes rode on Alexander's back through the woods and led them to all the prettiest spots—but George never knew.
By and by, when they had grown up a little more, and George was in sailor trousers, while Alexander had a great big bark which quite made you jump the first time you heard it, Father and Mother began to wonder what George would be when he became a man.
He loved playing at soldiers, and had boxes and boxes full of them which Grandfather and Grandmother, uncles and aunts, and other kind people gave him from time to time. He played with them on the nursery floor, up and down stairs until the housemaid, Anne, fell over them, on his bed when he ought to have been asleep, until Father said: "Ah, the boy will be a general and win great battles when he grows up!"
"No!" answered Mother. "George is born for something better thanthat."
He knew all about everything in the shop windows, better than even the people to whom the shops belonged.
"He will be a great merchant!" said his grandfather.
"Pooh!" answered Mother. "Buying and selling? My little George was not born forthat."
He began to use paper and pencil, and then a paint-box.
"Ah!" said the aunt who had given him all these things. "George will be a great artist who will draw and paint most wonderful pictures."
"Rubbish!" replied Mother. "George was born to do somethinggreat. He can always draw pictures to amuse himself."
Then he learned to write, and wrote the most wonderful stories which no one except himself could understand.
"He will be a great writer and write stories which everybody will read," said his grandmother.
"I never heard such nonsense!" cried his mother, quite vexed. "Don't I tell you that heis going to dogreatthings? Anybody can write stories; besides, he might sit up late at night and catch colds and I don't know what else if he began writing stories!"
Puck was delighted to hear them all guessing in this way, and laughed until he fell off the top of a big sunflower on which he was sitting.
"Oh, dear!" he cried. "How funny these big people are!" And he flew away into the wood to tell the fairies all about it.
They laughed and laughed for days and days, and were never tired of hearing Puck talk like Grandfather, Father, Mother, and Aunt.
Even the old bull-frog in the large pond, right in the middle of the darkest part of the wood, croaked "Ker-ek!" which washisway of laughing. He always had a cold, poor fellow, because his feet were never,neverdry, and nobody ever thinks of giving frogs medicine. Perhaps they have neither nurses nor aunts.
And so the days and months went by, and presently George was big enough to go to school. It was quite a nice school, so Puck said, for he went there when he had time. Puck liked to listen to the fairy stories best of all,and often sat on the teacher's shoulder and whispered in her ear. You would have been surprised and delighted to hear what splendid stories she told the children on those days, and she couldneverimagine how they came into her head.
Now, it is a very sad thing to have to tell you, but Puck soon found out that George did not believe that there were any fairies, nor—worse still—that there ever had been any.
One day he actually fell asleep when the very best story of all was being told! Puck didn't know what was to be done, and the fairies couldn't help him, for they had never heard of a boy like this before. "Dear me!" they said. "If there werenofairies how could there be any fairy stories? How stupid of little George not to believe in us! We believe inhim, and he is only a boy and not a fairy at all."
So Puck set to work to think what to do, and went wandering through the woods, asking all the birds, all the beasts, and even the insects if they knew what to do with a boy called George who didn't believe in the fairies. None of them were able to help him. An old horned beetlesaid, "I should pinch him!" but Puck didn't think that pinching was of much use.
When George went to bed, Puck used to sit on his pillow and tell him the most beautiful dreams, but George forgot all about them when he woke up. What can one do with a boy like that?
Nurse, however, just nodded her head wisely and said: "Wait and see!" There are thousands of nurses saying the same thing all over the world. They justknowwhat will happen later on, and that is all. They never tell anyone else. If they do they are not real nurses, and should be given a month's notice.
George's nurse was what people called a 'comfortable' person. She was big and round, and her shoes creaked just now and again—quite a lady-like creak. She did not often smile, but when she did you felt sure the sun was shining and that the world was a jolly place to live in. Nurses—real nurses—knoweverything; very likely they have been taught by the fairies, but if you asked your nurse this question she would never tell you. Oh no!
Nurse always spoke of Alexander as "that black imp," but he knew how to coax a piece of biscuit from her whenever he wished. Heused to sit down on the nursery hearth-rug with his head on one side, thump gently with his tail on the floor, and bark very gently, "Wuff! Wuff!" without stopping, for ever so long.
It must be a grand thing to be a dog like Alexander whenever one wants a biscuit.
George was very busy just now, for he had made up his mind to be an aviator. An aviator is a man who flies up in the air on a machine which looks something like a large bird, and makes a noise like ever so many cats quarrelling. It flies straight up, and then before you can say "Knife!" it is out of sight. There are no tunnels or stations, no tickets such as you have on the railway. You just go straight ahead until you get there.
No wonder George didn't think about the fairies when his head was full of such wonderful things.
But Father said: "Time enough to fly when you are grown up."
Mother said: "An aviator?No, George, darling! You can come for a ride in the carriage with me this afternoon."
And Nurse said—of course, the same as before.
And so the months and the years went by;George grew bigger, Alexander grew fatter, Nurse grew more and more comfortable, and Puck grew crosser and crosser. At last, one day, everybody woke up and said: "George Henry is eight years old to-morrow!"
George and Alexander runnding along a country path and happy
HAVEyou seen the fairies rideAll down the magic glen?Green jackets, red caps,Teeny, weeny men!Hearken to their music,The winding of the horn!Ta-tan-ta-ra-ta!A fairy boy is born!Mind you keep the doors shutWhen they're riding by,Lest you get some fairy dustIn your little eye.If that were to happen,In a flash you'd beChanged into a fairy.Goodness gracious me!Green jackets, red caps,See them trooping past.Hear their bridles jingling—Shut the door fast!
HAVEyou seen the fairies rideAll down the magic glen?Green jackets, red caps,Teeny, weeny men!Hearken to their music,The winding of the horn!Ta-tan-ta-ra-ta!A fairy boy is born!Mind you keep the doors shutWhen they're riding by,Lest you get some fairy dustIn your little eye.If that were to happen,In a flash you'd beChanged into a fairy.Goodness gracious me!Green jackets, red caps,See them trooping past.Hear their bridles jingling—Shut the door fast!
HAVEyou seen the fairies rideAll down the magic glen?Green jackets, red caps,Teeny, weeny men!
HAVEyou seen the fairies ride
All down the magic glen?
Green jackets, red caps,
Teeny, weeny men!
Hearken to their music,The winding of the horn!Ta-tan-ta-ra-ta!A fairy boy is born!
Hearken to their music,
The winding of the horn!
Ta-tan-ta-ra-ta!
A fairy boy is born!
Mind you keep the doors shutWhen they're riding by,Lest you get some fairy dustIn your little eye.
Mind you keep the doors shut
When they're riding by,
Lest you get some fairy dust
In your little eye.
If that were to happen,In a flash you'd beChanged into a fairy.Goodness gracious me!
If that were to happen,
In a flash you'd be
Changed into a fairy.
Goodness gracious me!
Green jackets, red caps,See them trooping past.Hear their bridles jingling—Shut the door fast!
Green jackets, red caps,
See them trooping past.
Hear their bridles jingling—
Shut the door fast!
George plaing with toys and Alexander looking on
George Grows Up
IT was not long before everybody knew all about it. George was going to have a party! Not an ordinary party, but a splendid one. There were invitations for all George's friends, both boys and girls; for Grandfather, Grandmother, uncles, aunts, and all kinds of grown-ups who could help to hand round the tea and cakes and let off fireworks when it grew dark.
George was quite ready to have the fireworks first thing in the morning as soon as he woke up; but Father said, "No!" Mother said,"No!" and Nurse said nothing, but justlooked. Nurses don't like fireworks, though they sometimes pretend they do.
Everybody—except Alexander—must have been getting ready for this birthday for weeks and weeks, for when George woke up a little earlier than usual on the great day there was quite a stir and bustle in the house. The postman could hardly carry his bag along the path up to the front door. It was packed full of presents.
Alexander had a big red silk bow fastened round his neck, and nearly fell all the way downstairs through twisting his head round to try and bite it off. Even Nurse, for once, almost ran, she was in such a hurry.
It is a wonderful thing to have a birthday if you have enough kind uncles and aunts to help. Uncles must be strong enough to carry you on their shoulders like a never-tiring horse, then to change into bears which you can shoot at, and, almost before they have finished dying under the sofa, they must be ready to change into anything else you may want.
Aunts are best when they smile all the time and bring out sweets and chocolates from some hidden part of their dresses, like conjurers, justwhen you are tired and want to rest for a minute. Alexander liked aunts, and was always ready to beg for biscuits even when he met one of them in the middle of the street or in a shop. Uncles were all right, but rather tiring. Dogs don't always want to play games.
Well, the number of presents was perfectly delightful, and everybody had sent exactly what George wanted. But in the middle of breakfast he looked up suddenly and said: "It's Alexander's birthday too. Hasn'thegot any presents?"
"What?" said Father, turning quite red in the face and forgetting that he was holding a piece of bacon on the end of his fork.
"Dear me!" said Mother, looking as if she were going to cry. "Oh, where's Nurse?"
Nurse appeared in the room at once, and when she heard that it was Alexander's birthday, do you think that she said "What?" or "Dear me?" Not at all.
She just went to the door and called: "Alex—ander!"
Alexander arrived with a rush and a bang, looking as if nothing in the world would ever surprisehim.
"Alexander," said Father solemnly, "I have great pleasure in telling you that this is yourbirthday. I wish you many happy returns of the day!"
"Wuff!" replied Alexander, wagging his tail, and looking at Father as much as to say: "Don't keep me waiting any longer. You know how hungry I am!"
Father smiled, and suddenly in his hand he held a most beautiful silver collar, on which was written Alexander's name. He took off the red bow and put the collar round Alexander's neck. Alexander said nothing, but sat and waited.
Mother wished him 'many happy returns' too, and then—where had she hidden it?—there was a pretty tin of sugary biscuits with 'A' printed on the top.
"Wu—uff!" said Alexander, and wagged his tail so hard that he nearly fell over.
George looked quite pleased. "I'm so glad he wasn't forgotten," he said; "it didn't seem fair for me to get such lots of things, and Alexander nothing at all."
It was soon four o'clock, and the guests began to arrive, first in ones and twos and then in threes and fours.
It was a lovely summer day, and after games in the garden there was a Punch and Judywhich everybody liked, especially Father and the uncles. Alexander sat quite still until Punch's dog appeared, and then he had to be led indoors and shut up, for he grew quite fierce, and was just getting ready to bite Punch's nose off.
Punch without a nose wouldn't be a Punch at all, and then the man who keeps him would never be able to go to parties again. But Alexander never thought about that.
By this time everybody was ready for tea, which was served in a large tent in the garden. On the middle of the table stood a very large cake stuffed full of plums. Nurse had made this with her own hands, and there were no cakes like hers. One could eat two and even three large-sized slices and scarcely feel a little bit uncomfortable afterward.
No one could eat any of this cake, however, until most of the white and brown bread and butter—you were allowed to have jam spread on it—scones, tea cakes, cream cakes, ice cakes, jam puffs, tartlets, and oh! heaps of other things had disappeared. Then Father stood up with a large knife in his right hand, and made a little speech. Everybody clapped their hands and laughed—even the uncles and aunts who had had no tea at all.
George sat in a high chair looking as proud as a king. Kings always look proud, and queens, their wives, look proud too, but in quite a nice way. If you have ever seen them riding by in a carriage drawn by six white horses in gold harness you will understand exactly why you cannotreallylook proud in a cab with one horse, or in a taxi-cab which flies along with a fizz and a bang. You only just have time to get the eighteenpence ready for the driver. If you were a king you wouldn't ever have to do that.
After the speech George cut the cake and Father helped, so that everybody, grown-ups and all, had a slice.
Then George had to speak. "Thank you very much," he said. "I hope you've enjoyed the party. I know I have, and so has Alexander. Now we're going to have the fireworks!"
It was not dark yet, so there were games and races, followed by a little rest, during which Mother told them stories. Then Uncle William, the funny man of the party, gave an imitation of all the animals in a farmyard, which was even better than the real thing, of a railway train coming out of a tunnel, and, last of all, of Father getting up in the morning.
Father laughed so much at this that Motherhad to pat him very hard on the back for several minutes. Uncle William was not allowed to tell the story of the two cats on the wall, because Alexander did not like cats—even cats which weren't real.
At last it was time for the fireworks, and all the children seated themselves at one end of the garden and waited patiently. Suddenlybang!up went a red star, then a green one; then showers and showers of little green ones. Thenbang! bing! bang! fizz! crack!jumped the crackers.Rrrrrrr!whirled the Catherine wheels, slowly at first, then fast, faster, and so fast that they made your eyes quite sore watching them.
Hiss! Whizz! Bang!went a rocket with a tail as long as from here to the end of the next street. Higher and higher it flew, until, all of a sudden, just as you thought it was quite out of sight, it burst, and—ah!—hundreds of little stars lit up the sky and made it look lighter than even the lightest day.
But there was something better to come still. At the end of the shrubbery a light shone faintly and then went out. Then shone more and more lights, until you could see that great big letters as tall as yourself were growing up. And then—allof a sudden—in a blaze of light there was spelt out for all to see, GEORGE.
Such crackings and bangings, such shouts and cheers from all over the garden youneverheard, nor anyone else either.
That was arealsurprise.
Just as people were getting ready to put on their coats and say "Thank you very much for your delightful party," another light shone out over the high tree near the garden gate.
"Hullo!" said Father. "Hullo, what's this? A surprise from Uncle William, I expect," and he stood still and watched.
Brighter and brighter grew the light, longer and longer, until it looked like a great tongue of fire. Then it swept along over the trees, under the trees, in and out and round about, until it looked as if thousands of little lanterns were shining everywhere.
"It sounds as if there were music somewhere, quite far off," said Mother. "Well, I don't know what it can be."
Uncle William, who was supposed to know all about it, said that he hadn't done it, but nobody believed him.
Little by little the lights died out, and then it was time to go home to bed.
George was quite sleepy, and was very glad to find his head resting on a soft pillow. After he had said his prayers and said "Good-night," he called out to Nurse: "Doyouknow who made those jolly little lights, right at the end of the fireworks?"
Nurse stood silent for a moment: "Perhaps I do; perhaps I don't," she replied.
"Oh," said George, "tell me, then!"
"Good-night, Master George." Out went the light, and if George hadn't been so sleepy and tired he might have found out all about it then and there; but that would have meant that all kinds of things which were just going to happen wouldn't have happened at all, which would have been a pity.
Puck sat cross-legged on an old toadstool, and the fairies danced all round him in their magic ring.
"Itwasa jolly party!" he said to the old frog. "You ought to have been there."
"Ker-ek!" replied the frog. "My throat was rather sore to-night, so of course I could not go. I hear there were fireworks."
All the fairies stopped dancing and burst out laughing when they heard him say this.
"Whatareyou laughing at?" he croaked.
Puck jumped off his stool and turned head over heels.
"Tell him! Tell him!" they all cried out.
"Well," said Puck, "wewere all there. The fairy music band played; the fire-flies and glow-worms made beautiful fireworks, more beautiful than the grown-ups had bought—and no one knows who did it. What fun!"
"Ugh!" said the frog. "I don't see anything to laugh at."
"Don't you?" said Puck. "Well, wait until we haveourparty and invite George."
"He won't come," croaked the frog.
"Won't he?" replied Puck. "Won'the?"