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Title: Puck on PegasusAuthor: H. Cholmondeley-PennellIllustrator: Hablot Knight BrowneGeorge CruikshankJohn LeechJulian PortchJohn TennielRelease date: August 11, 2015 [eBook #49684]Most recently updated: October 24, 2024Language: EnglishCredits: Produced by David Widger from page images generouslyprovided by the Internet Archive
Title: Puck on Pegasus
Author: H. Cholmondeley-PennellIllustrator: Hablot Knight BrowneGeorge CruikshankJohn LeechJulian PortchJohn Tenniel
Author: H. Cholmondeley-Pennell
Illustrator: Hablot Knight Browne
George Cruikshank
John Leech
Julian Portch
John Tenniel
Release date: August 11, 2015 [eBook #49684]Most recently updated: October 24, 2024
Language: English
Credits: Produced by David Widger from page images generouslyprovided by the Internet Archive
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CONTENTS
PUCK ON PEGASUS.
PREFACE TO THE FOURTH EDITION.
THE NIGHT MAIL NORTH
SONG OF IN-THE-WATER.
THE FIGHT FOR THE CHAMPIONSHIP.
THE PETITION
'THE POET CLOSE.'
THE DU CHILLU CONTROVERSY
ADVERTISEMENT
OUR SWEET RECRUITING SERGEANTS.
SONNET
DERBY DAY
AH, WHO?
"DAILY TRIALS."
HOW WE GOT TO THE BRIGHTON REBLEW
SCHOOL "FEEDS."
LORD HOLLYGREENS COURTSHIP
LAY OF THE DESERTED INFLUENZED
I'VE LOST MY ————
THE VIII CRUSADE.
IN MEDIÆVOS.
FIRE!
COUNT CABOUR.
THE WELL OF TRUTH
PERILS OF THE FINE ARTS.
CHARGE OF THE LIGHT (IRISH) BRIGADE
WUS, EVER WUS
TOO BAD, YOU KNOW.
"THE DAYS THE THING."
GHOSTRIES.
"MARRIAGE IN HIGH LIFE."
ODE TO HAMPSTEAD.
OUR TRAVELLER.
CHINESE PUZZLES.
ETCETERA.
WHAT THE PRINCE OF I DREAMT.
CASE IN LUNACY.
A GIGGLE FOR "EXCELSIER"
THE THREAD OF LIFE.
"Those that Hobgoblin call you, and swee Puck
You do their work, and they shall have good luck,
Are not you he?"———
Midsummer Nights Dream.
The custom of inditing a preface is one which is perhaps more honoured in the breach than in the observance: nevertheless, I cannot allow the present opportunity to pass without returning my hearty thanks and acknowledgments to my Critics, and the Press generally, for the indulgent consideration I have received at their hands, and for the discriminating advice, of which, in revising this edition, I have gladly availed myself. Many of the minor pieces-introduced in the first instance principally as vehicles for illustrations have been omitted, and others of a somewhat less trivial character substituted.
These alterations have, to a certain extent, modified the original design of the book, as conveyed by its title; but the unexpectedly flattering reception accorded to the two most serious poems, the "Night Mail North," and the "Derby Day," (the former haying been quoted at length in nine Reviews) led me to think that the change might not be disadvantageous.
I have had on the whole but few hard knocks to complain of; certainly fewer than, considering the nature of some of the poems, I had reason to expect. For these adverse criticisms, which were no doubt the expression of the genuine opinions of their writers, I bear no grudge. As the Author of "The Season" pointedly phrases it, I could "have escaped censure only by escaping notice."
20 May, 1862.
0022
(Euston Square, 1840.)
9024
OW then, take your seats! for Glasgow
and the North;
Chester!—Carlisle!—Holyhead,
and the wild Frith of Forth.
Clap on the steam, and sharp's
the word
"You men in scarlet cloth:—
"Are there any more passengers,
For the Night.. Mail.. to the North!"
Are there any more passengers?
Yes three-but they can't get in,
Too late, too late!-How they bellow and knock,
They might as well try to soften a rock
As the heart of that fellow in green.
For the Night Mail North? what Ho—
(No use to struggle, you can't get thro')
My young and lusty one—
Whither away from the gorgeous town?—
"For the lake and the stream and the heather brown,
"And the double-barrell'd gun!"
For the Night Mail North, I say?—
You with the eager eyes—
You with the haggard face and pale?—
'From a ruin'd hearth and a starving brood,
"A crime and a felon's gaol!"
For the Night Mail North, old man?—
Old statue of despair—
Why tug and strain at the iron gate?
"My daughter!!" Ha! too late, too late,
She is gone, you may safely swear;
She has given you the slip, d'you hear?
She has left you alone in your wrath,—
And she's off and away, with a glorious start,
To the home of her choice, with the man of her heart,
By the Night Mail North!
Wh———ish R———ush
Wh——-ish r———ush.——-
"What's all that hullabaloo?
"Keep fast the gates there-who is this
"That insists on bursting thro'?"
A desp'rate man whom none may withstand,
For look, there is something clench'd in his hand—-
Tho' the bearer is ready to drop—-
He waves it wildly to and fro,
And hark! how the crowd are shouting below—-
"Back!"—-
And back the opposing barriers go,
"A reprieve for the Cannongate murderer Ho!
"In the Queen's name—-
"STOP.
"Another has confessed the crime."
Whish—rush—whish—rush—-
The Guard has caught the flutt'ring sheet,
Now forward and northward! fierce and fleet,
Thro' the mist and the dark and the driving sleet,
As if life and death were in it;
'Tis a splendid race! a race against Time,—-
And a thousand to one we win it.
Look at those flitting ghosts—-
The white-arm'd finger posts—-
If we're moving the eighth of an inch, I say,
We're going a mile a minute!
A mile a minute—for life or death—-
Away, away! though it catches one's breath,
The man shall not die in his wrath:
The quivering carriages rock and reel—-
Hurrah! for the rush of the grinding steel!
The thundering crank, and the mighty wheel!—
Are there any more pasengers
For the Night.. Mail.. to the North?
0028m
(By L—g—f—R.)
9029
HEN the summer night
descended
Sleepy on the White—
Witch water;
Came a lithe and lovely
maiden,
Gazing on the silent water—
Gazing on the gleaming river—
With her azure eyes and tender,—
On the river, glancing forward,
Till the laughing waves sprang upward,
Dancing in her smile of sunshine
Curling ev'ry dimpled ripple
As they sprang into the starlight;
As they clasp'd her charm'd reflection
Glowing to their silver bosoms—
As they whisper'd, "Fairest, fairest,
"Rest upon our crystal bosoms!"
And she straightway did according:—
Down into the water stept she,
Down into the shining river,
Like a red deer in the sunset—
Like a ripe leaf in the autumn:
From her lips like roses snow-fill'd,
Came a soft and dreamy murmur.
Softer than the breath of summer.
Softer than the murmring river!
Sighs that melted as the snows melt.
Silently and sweetly melted;
Words that mingled with the crisping
Foam upon the billow resting.
From the forest shade primeval,
Piggey-Wiggey look'd out at her;
He, the very Youthful Porker—
He, the Everlasting Granter—
Gazed upon her there, and wonder'd!
With his nose out, rokey-pokey—
And his tail up, curley-wurley—
Wonder'd what on earth the row meant.
Wonder'd what the girl was up to—
What the deuce her little game was?
And she floated down the river,
Like a water-proof Ophelia—
For her crinoline sustained her!!
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By L —d M—l— y.
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ARGE Heenan of Benicia,
By ninety-nine gods he
swore,
That the bright Belt of
England
Should grace her sons
no more.
By ninety-nine he swore it,
And named the "fisting" day.—
East and west and south and north
Sir Richard Mayne rode wildly forth
His cohorts to array!
East and west and south and north
The smart Detectives flew—
South and north and east and west
They watch'd the long day thro'.
West and south—east and north—
The word went flashing by,
"Look out for Sayers and Heenan,
"Policemen—mind your eye!"
Sir Robert's azure heroes
Look'd out uncommon keen,
From park and plain and prairie,
From heath and upland green;
From Essex fens and fallows,
From Hampshire—dale and down—
From Sussex' hundred leagues of sand,
To Shropshire's fat and flow'ry land
And Cheshire's wild and wasted strand,
And Yorkshire's heather brown;—
And so, of course, the fight came off
A dozen miles from Town.
Then first stept out great Heenan,
Unmatch'd for breadth and length;
And in his chest it might be guess'd,
He had unpleasant strength.
And to him went the Sayers
That look'd both small and thin,
But well each practised eye could read
The Lion and the Bull-dog breed,—
And from each fearless stander-by
Arose that genuine British cry,
"Go in, my boy,—and win!"
And he "went in"—and smote him
Through mouth-piece and through cheek;
And Heenan smote him back again
Into the ensuing week;
Full seven days thence he smote him
With one prodigious crack,
And th' undaunted Champion straight
Discern'd that he was five feet eight,
When flat upon his back:—
Whilst a great shout of laughter
Rang from the Yankee pack.
As springs the Whitworth bullet
Out sprang the Champion then,
And dealt the huge Benician
A vast thump on the chin;
And thrice and four times strongly
Drove in the shatt'ring blow;
And thrice and four times waver'd
The herculean foe;
And his great arms swung wildly,
Like ship-masts, to and fro.
But now no sound of laughter
Was heard on either side,
Whilst feint, and draw, and rally,
The cautious Bruisers tried;
And long they spared and counter'd,
Till Heenan sped a thrust
So fierce and quick, it swept away
Th' opposing guard like sapling spray,—
And for the second time that day
The Champion bit the dust.
Short time lay English Sayers
Upon the ground at length,
Short time his Yankee foeman
Had triumph in his strength;
Right to the eye he smote him
And his soul went with the blow—
Such blow no other hand could dash
Such blow no other arm could smash—
The giant tottered low;
And for a space they spong'd his face,
And thought the eye would go.
Time's up!—Again they battle;
Again the strokes" fly free;
But Sayers' right arm—that arm of pride—
Now dangles pow'rless by his side,
Plain for all eyes to see;
And thro' that long and desp'rate shock—
Two mortal hours on the clock—
By sheer indomitable pluck
With hisleft handfought he!
With his left hand he fought him,
Though he was sore in pain,—
Full twenty times hurl'd backward,
Still pressing on again!
With his left hand he fought him,
Till each could fight no more;
Till Sayers could scarcely strike a blow,
Till Heenan could not see his foe—
Such fighting England never knew
Upon her soil before!
They gave him of the standard
Gold coinage of the realm,
As much as one stout guardsman
Could carry in his helm;
They made him an ovation
On the Exchange hard by,—
And they may slap their pockets
In witness if I lie.
And ev'ry soul in England
Was glad, both high and low,
And books were voted snobbish,
And "gloves" were all the go;
And each man told the story,
Whilst ladies' hearts did melt,
How Sayers, the British Champion,
Did battle for the Belt.
And still, when Yankees swagger
Th' almighty "stars and stripes,"
And put eternal bunkum
Into their neighbours' pipes,—
With joke and gibe and banter
Long shall the tale be told,
How stout Tom Sayers kept the Belt
And Yankee Doodle sold!
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9041
H! pause awhile, kind gentleman,
Nor turn thy face away;
There is a boon that I must ask,
A pray'r that I would pray.
Thou hast a gentle wife at home?
A son—perchance like me—
And children fair with golden hair
To cling around thy knee?
Then by their love I pray thee,
And by their merry tone;
By home, and all its tender joys,
Which I have never known,—
By all the smiles that hail thee now;
By ev'ry former sigh;
By ev'ry pang that thou hast felt
When lone, perchance, as I,—
By youth and all its blossoms bright,
By manhood's ripen'd fruits,
By Faith and Hope and Charity—
Yer'll let me clean yer boots!
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(By R—b—t S—th—y.)
"There standyth on the one tide of Dunoon, a hill or moleock of passynge steepnesse, and right slipperie withal; wherepon in gaye timet, ye youths and ye maidens of that towne do exceedingly disport themselvet and take their pleasaunce; runnynge both uppe and downe with great glee and to the much endangerment of their fair nekkes."
Kirke's Memoirs
9043
OW do the Daughters
Come down at Dunoon?
Daintily:—
Gingerly
Tenderly;
Fairily;
Glidingly,
Slidingly,
Slippingly
Trippingly
Skippingly
Clippingly!—
Dashing and flying,
And clashing and shying,
And starting and bolting,
And darting and jolting,
And rushing and crushing,
And leaping and creeping,
And tottering and staggering,
And lumbering and slithering,
And hurrying and skurrying,
And worrying and flurrying,
Feathers a-flying all—bonnets untying all—
Crinolines rapping and flapping and slapping all,
Balmorals dancing and glancing entrancing all,—
Feats of activity—
Nymphs on declivity—
Mothers in extacies—
Fathers in vextacies—
Lady-loves whisking and frisking and clinging on
True-lovers puffing and blowing and springing on,
Flushing and blushing and wriggling and giggling on,
Teazing and pleasing and wheezing and squeezing on,
Everlastingly falling and bawling and sprawling on,
Rumbling and tumbling and grumbling and stumbling
on,
Any fine afternoon,
About July or June—
That's just how the Daughters
Come down at Dunoon!