Chapter 3

Urchin(contemptuously). "HUH! YER MOTHER TAKES IN WASHIN'!"Neighbour. "WELL, YER DIDN'T S'POSE SHE'D LEAVE IT HANGIN' AHT OVERNIGHT UNLESS YOUR FARVER WAS IN PRISON, DID YER?"

Urchin(contemptuously). "HUH! YER MOTHER TAKES IN WASHIN'!"

Neighbour. "WELL, YER DIDN'T S'POSE SHE'D LEAVE IT HANGIN' AHT OVERNIGHT UNLESS YOUR FARVER WAS IN PRISON, DID YER?"

From a report of the Cippenham inquiry:—

"Witness: 'Oh, I have a hide like a rhinorocerus.'"—Evening Paper.

"Witness: 'Oh, I have a hide like a rhinorocerus.'"—Evening Paper.

This pachyderm is new to us.


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