IN THE SPRING A YOUNG MAN'S FANCY"IN THE SPRING A YOUNG MAN'S FANCY——"The Crown Prince."I DON'T BELIEVE I WAS MEANT TO WIN BATTLES; I BELIEVE I WAS MEANT TO BE LOVED."April 28, 1915.
"IN THE SPRING A YOUNG MAN'S FANCY——"The Crown Prince."I DON'T BELIEVE I WAS MEANT TO WIN BATTLES; I BELIEVE I WAS MEANT TO BE LOVED."April 28, 1915.
"IN THE SPRING A YOUNG MAN'S FANCY——"
The Crown Prince."I DON'T BELIEVE I WAS MEANT TO WIN BATTLES; I BELIEVE I WAS MEANT TO BE LOVED."
April 28, 1915.
German KaiserGerman Kaiser. "We are not satisfied with Our moustache; it seems to need support on the Eastern side."September 2, 1914.
German Kaiser. "We are not satisfied with Our moustache; it seems to need support on the Eastern side."September 2, 1914.
German Kaiser. "We are not satisfied with Our moustache; it seems to need support on the Eastern side."
September 2, 1914.
FOR NEUTRAL CONSUMPTIONFOR NEUTRAL CONSUMPTIONSeptember 2, 1914.
FOR NEUTRAL CONSUMPTIONSeptember 2, 1914.
FOR NEUTRAL CONSUMPTION
September 2, 1914.
WILLIAM THE GALLANTWILLIAM THE GALLANTThe Kaiser, by gifts of roses, has been trying to ingratiate himself with the Grand Duchess of Luxembourg, whose country he has invaded in defiance of treaty obligations.January 20, 1915.
WILLIAM THE GALLANTThe Kaiser, by gifts of roses, has been trying to ingratiate himself with the Grand Duchess of Luxembourg, whose country he has invaded in defiance of treaty obligations.January 20, 1915.
WILLIAM THE GALLANT
The Kaiser, by gifts of roses, has been trying to ingratiate himself with the Grand Duchess of Luxembourg, whose country he has invaded in defiance of treaty obligations.
January 20, 1915.
THE TRIUMPH OF CULTURETHE TRIUMPH OF "CULTURE"August 26, 1914.
THE TRIUMPH OF "CULTURE"August 26, 1914.
THE TRIUMPH OF "CULTURE"
August 26, 1914.
GOD (AND THE WOMEN) OUR SHIELDGOD (AND THE WOMEN) OUR SHIELD!STUDY OF A GERMAN GENTLEMAN GOING INTO ACTIONSeptember 9, 1914.
GOD (AND THE WOMEN) OUR SHIELD!STUDY OF A GERMAN GENTLEMAN GOING INTO ACTIONSeptember 9, 1914.
GOD (AND THE WOMEN) OUR SHIELD!STUDY OF A GERMAN GENTLEMAN GOING INTO ACTION
September 9, 1914.
DISHONOUREDDISHONOUREDCaptain of theEMDEN."DIRTY WORK!"December 30, 1914.
DISHONOUREDCaptain of theEMDEN."DIRTY WORK!"December 30, 1914.
DISHONOURED
Captain of theEMDEN."DIRTY WORK!"
December 30, 1914.
THE FLIGHT THAT FAILEDTHE FLIGHT THAT FAILEDThe Emperor."WHAT! NO BABES, SIRRAH?"The Murderer."ALAS! SIRE, NONE."The Emperor."WELL, THEN, NO BABES, NO IRON CROSSES."[Exit murderer, discouraged.]January 27, 1915.
THE FLIGHT THAT FAILEDThe Emperor."WHAT! NO BABES, SIRRAH?"The Murderer."ALAS! SIRE, NONE."The Emperor."WELL, THEN, NO BABES, NO IRON CROSSES."[Exit murderer, discouraged.]January 27, 1915.
THE FLIGHT THAT FAILED
The Emperor."WHAT! NO BABES, SIRRAH?"
The Murderer."ALAS! SIRE, NONE."
The Emperor."WELL, THEN, NO BABES, NO IRON CROSSES."
[Exit murderer, discouraged.]
January 27, 1915.
THE BREAD-WINNERTHE BREAD-WINNERMarch 3, 1915.
THE BREAD-WINNERMarch 3, 1915.
THE BREAD-WINNER
March 3, 1915.
A GREAT NAVAL TRIUMPHA GREAT NAVAL TRIUMPHGerman Submarine Officer."THIS OUGHT TO MAKE THEM JEALOUS IN THE SISTER SERVICE. BELGIUM SAW NOTHING BETTER THAN THIS."April 7, 1915.
A GREAT NAVAL TRIUMPHGerman Submarine Officer."THIS OUGHT TO MAKE THEM JEALOUS IN THE SISTER SERVICE. BELGIUM SAW NOTHING BETTER THAN THIS."April 7, 1915.
A GREAT NAVAL TRIUMPH
German Submarine Officer."THIS OUGHT TO MAKE THEM JEALOUS IN THE SISTER SERVICE. BELGIUM SAW NOTHING BETTER THAN THIS."
April 7, 1915.
THE ELIXIR OF HATETHE ELIXIR OF HATEKaiser."'FAIR IS FOUL, AND FOUL IS FAIR;HOVER THROUGH THE FOG AND FILTHY AIR.'"May 5, 1915.
THE ELIXIR OF HATEKaiser."'FAIR IS FOUL, AND FOUL IS FAIR;HOVER THROUGH THE FOG AND FILTHY AIR.'"May 5, 1915.
THE ELIXIR OF HATE
Kaiser."'FAIR IS FOUL, AND FOUL IS FAIR;HOVER THROUGH THE FOG AND FILTHY AIR.'"
Kaiser."'FAIR IS FOUL, AND FOUL IS FAIR;HOVER THROUGH THE FOG AND FILTHY AIR.'"
May 5, 1915.
THE COMING OF THE COSSACKSTHE COMING OF THE COSSACKSWilhelm II."WHAT IS THIS DISTANT RUMBLING THAT I HEAR? DOUBTLESS THE PLAUDITS OF MY PEOPLE!"August 26, 1914.
THE COMING OF THE COSSACKSWilhelm II."WHAT IS THIS DISTANT RUMBLING THAT I HEAR? DOUBTLESS THE PLAUDITS OF MY PEOPLE!"August 26, 1914.
THE COMING OF THE COSSACKS
Wilhelm II."WHAT IS THIS DISTANT RUMBLING THAT I HEAR? DOUBTLESS THE PLAUDITS OF MY PEOPLE!"
August 26, 1914.
THE WORLD'S ENEMYTHE WORLD'S ENEMYThe Kaiser."WHO GOES THERE?"Spirit of Carnage."A FRIEND—YOUR ONLY ONE."August 19, 1914.
THE WORLD'S ENEMYThe Kaiser."WHO GOES THERE?"Spirit of Carnage."A FRIEND—YOUR ONLY ONE."August 19, 1914.
THE WORLD'S ENEMY
The Kaiser."WHO GOES THERE?"
Spirit of Carnage."A FRIEND—YOUR ONLY ONE."
August 19, 1914.
MADE IN GERMANYMADE IN GERMANYKaiser."I'M NOT QUITE SATISFIED WITH THE SWORD. PERHAPS, AFTER ALL, THE PEN IS MIGHTIER!"September 16, 1914.
MADE IN GERMANYKaiser."I'M NOT QUITE SATISFIED WITH THE SWORD. PERHAPS, AFTER ALL, THE PEN IS MIGHTIER!"September 16, 1914.
MADE IN GERMANY
Kaiser."I'M NOT QUITE SATISFIED WITH THE SWORD. PERHAPS, AFTER ALL, THE PEN IS MIGHTIER!"
September 16, 1914.
THE GREAT ILLUSIONTHE GREAT ILLUSIONKaiser."MY POOR BIRD, WHATHASHAPPENED TO YOUR TAIL-FEATHERS?"German Eagle."CAN YOU BEAR THE TRUTH, SIRE?"Kaiser."IF IT'S NOT FOR PUBLICATION."German Eagle."IT'S LIKE THIS, THEN. YOU TOLD ME THE BRITISH LION WAS CONTEMPTIBLE. WELL—HE WASN'T!"September 23, 1914.
THE GREAT ILLUSIONKaiser."MY POOR BIRD, WHATHASHAPPENED TO YOUR TAIL-FEATHERS?"German Eagle."CAN YOU BEAR THE TRUTH, SIRE?"Kaiser."IF IT'S NOT FOR PUBLICATION."German Eagle."IT'S LIKE THIS, THEN. YOU TOLD ME THE BRITISH LION WAS CONTEMPTIBLE. WELL—HE WASN'T!"September 23, 1914.
THE GREAT ILLUSION
Kaiser."MY POOR BIRD, WHATHASHAPPENED TO YOUR TAIL-FEATHERS?"
German Eagle."CAN YOU BEAR THE TRUTH, SIRE?"
Kaiser."IF IT'S NOT FOR PUBLICATION."
German Eagle."IT'S LIKE THIS, THEN. YOU TOLD ME THE BRITISH LION WAS CONTEMPTIBLE. WELL—HE WASN'T!"
September 23, 1914.
THE GREAT GOTHTHE GREAT GOTHDESIGN FOR A STAINED-GLASS WINDOW IN A NEO-GOTHIC CATHEDRAL AT POTSDAMSeptember 30, 1914.
THE GREAT GOTHDESIGN FOR A STAINED-GLASS WINDOW IN A NEO-GOTHIC CATHEDRAL AT POTSDAMSeptember 30, 1914.
THE GREAT GOTH
DESIGN FOR A STAINED-GLASS WINDOW IN A NEO-GOTHIC CATHEDRAL AT POTSDAM
September 30, 1914.
GIVING THE SHOW AWAYGIVING THE SHOW AWAYGerman Press Bureau Photographer. "Costume perfect, Sire—accessories admirable; but, in view of all these 'victories,' dare we suggest that theEXPRESSIONmight be just a touch moreJUBILANT?"October 14, 1914.
GIVING THE SHOW AWAYGerman Press Bureau Photographer. "Costume perfect, Sire—accessories admirable; but, in view of all these 'victories,' dare we suggest that theEXPRESSIONmight be just a touch moreJUBILANT?"October 14, 1914.
GIVING THE SHOW AWAY
German Press Bureau Photographer. "Costume perfect, Sire—accessories admirable; but, in view of all these 'victories,' dare we suggest that theEXPRESSIONmight be just a touch moreJUBILANT?"
October 14, 1914.
THE LIMITTHE LIMITScene:The Coast of BelgiumThe Kaiser."'WHAT ARE THE WILD WAVES SAYING?'"Wild Waves."WE WERE JUST SAYING, 'THUS FAR, AND NO FARTHER!'"October 28, 1914.
THE LIMITScene:The Coast of BelgiumThe Kaiser."'WHAT ARE THE WILD WAVES SAYING?'"Wild Waves."WE WERE JUST SAYING, 'THUS FAR, AND NO FARTHER!'"October 28, 1914.
THE LIMIT
Scene:The Coast of Belgium
The Kaiser."'WHAT ARE THE WILD WAVES SAYING?'"
Wild Waves."WE WERE JUST SAYING, 'THUS FAR, AND NO FARTHER!'"
October 28, 1914.
A CHRONIC COMPLAINTA CHRONIC COMPLAINTAide-de-Camp."'THE ENGLISH FORCE, SO PLEASE YOU.'"Kaiser."'TAKE THY FACE HENCE ... I AM SICK AT HEART.'"Macbeth, Act V., Sc. 3.December 2, 1914.
A CHRONIC COMPLAINTAide-de-Camp."'THE ENGLISH FORCE, SO PLEASE YOU.'"Kaiser."'TAKE THY FACE HENCE ... I AM SICK AT HEART.'"Macbeth, Act V., Sc. 3.December 2, 1914.
A CHRONIC COMPLAINT
Aide-de-Camp."'THE ENGLISH FORCE, SO PLEASE YOU.'"
Kaiser."'TAKE THY FACE HENCE ... I AM SICK AT HEART.'"
Macbeth, Act V., Sc. 3.
December 2, 1914.
THE WHITEWASHERSTHE WHITEWASHERSKaiser. "Lay it on, my worthy professors—lay it on thick! I want every drop of it."January 20, 1915.
THE WHITEWASHERSKaiser. "Lay it on, my worthy professors—lay it on thick! I want every drop of it."January 20, 1915.
THE WHITEWASHERS
Kaiser. "Lay it on, my worthy professors—lay it on thick! I want every drop of it."
January 20, 1915.
WILFUL MURDERWILFUL MURDERThe Kaiser."TO THE DAY——"Death. "——OF RECKONING!"May 19, 1915.
WILFUL MURDERThe Kaiser."TO THE DAY——"Death. "——OF RECKONING!"May 19, 1915.
WILFUL MURDER
The Kaiser."TO THE DAY——"Death. "——OF RECKONING!"
May 19, 1915.
THE RETURN OF THE RAIDERTHE RETURN OF THE RAIDERKaiser."WELL, IAMSURPRISED!"Tirpitz. "SO WERE WE."February 3, 1915.
THE RETURN OF THE RAIDERKaiser."WELL, IAMSURPRISED!"Tirpitz. "SO WERE WE."February 3, 1915.
THE RETURN OF THE RAIDER
Kaiser."WELL, IAMSURPRISED!"
Tirpitz. "SO WERE WE."
February 3, 1915.
SOUND AND FURYSOUND AND FURYKaiser."IS ALL MY HIGH SEAS FLEET SAFELY LOCKED UP?"Admiral von Tirpitz."PRACTICALLY ALL, SIRE."Kaiser."THEN LET THE STARVATION OF ENGLAND BEGIN!"February 17, 1915.
SOUND AND FURYKaiser."IS ALL MY HIGH SEAS FLEET SAFELY LOCKED UP?"Admiral von Tirpitz."PRACTICALLY ALL, SIRE."Kaiser."THEN LET THE STARVATION OF ENGLAND BEGIN!"February 17, 1915.
SOUND AND FURY
Kaiser."IS ALL MY HIGH SEAS FLEET SAFELY LOCKED UP?"
Admiral von Tirpitz."PRACTICALLY ALL, SIRE."
Kaiser."THEN LET THE STARVATION OF ENGLAND BEGIN!"
February 17, 1915.
RUNNING AMOKRUNNING AMOKGerman Bull."I KNOW I'M MAKING A ROTTEN EXHIBITION OF MYSELF; BUT I SHALL TELL EVERYBODY I WAS GOADED INTO IT."February 24, 1915.
RUNNING AMOKGerman Bull."I KNOW I'M MAKING A ROTTEN EXHIBITION OF MYSELF; BUT I SHALL TELL EVERYBODY I WAS GOADED INTO IT."February 24, 1915.
RUNNING AMOK
German Bull."I KNOW I'M MAKING A ROTTEN EXHIBITION OF MYSELF; BUT I SHALL TELL EVERYBODY I WAS GOADED INTO IT."
February 24, 1915.
OUT OF BOUNDSOUT OF BOUNDSJohn Bull."SHOO! SHOO!"May 9, 1906.
OUT OF BOUNDSJohn Bull."SHOO! SHOO!"May 9, 1906.
OUT OF BOUNDS
John Bull."SHOO! SHOO!"
May 9, 1906.
ARMAGEDDON: A DIVERSIONARMAGEDDON: A DIVERSIONTurkey."Good! if only all those other Christian nations get at one another's throats, I may have a dog's chance yet."December 4, 1912.
ARMAGEDDON: A DIVERSIONTurkey."Good! if only all those other Christian nations get at one another's throats, I may have a dog's chance yet."December 4, 1912.
ARMAGEDDON: A DIVERSION
Turkey."Good! if only all those other Christian nations get at one another's throats, I may have a dog's chance yet."
December 4, 1912.
SETTLEDSETTLEDDame Europa."You've always been the most troublesome boy in the school. Now go and consolidate yourself."Turkey."Please, ma'am, what does that mean?"Dame Europa."It means going into that corner—and stopping there!"April 2, 1913.
SETTLEDDame Europa."You've always been the most troublesome boy in the school. Now go and consolidate yourself."Turkey."Please, ma'am, what does that mean?"Dame Europa."It means going into that corner—and stopping there!"April 2, 1913.
SETTLED
Dame Europa."You've always been the most troublesome boy in the school. Now go and consolidate yourself."
Turkey."Please, ma'am, what does that mean?"
Dame Europa."It means going into that corner—and stopping there!"
April 2, 1913.
HIS MASTER'S VOICEHIS MASTER'S VOICEThe Kaiser(to Turkey, reassuringly). "Leave everything to me. All you've got to do is to explode."Turkey."Yes, I quite see that. But where shallIbe when it's all over?"November 11, 1914.
HIS MASTER'S VOICEThe Kaiser(to Turkey, reassuringly). "Leave everything to me. All you've got to do is to explode."Turkey."Yes, I quite see that. But where shallIbe when it's all over?"November 11, 1914.
HIS MASTER'S VOICE
The Kaiser(to Turkey, reassuringly). "Leave everything to me. All you've got to do is to explode."
Turkey."Yes, I quite see that. But where shallIbe when it's all over?"
November 11, 1914.
THE EUPHEMISTSTHE EUPHEMISTSKaiser."I say, how are you going to explain away the surrender of your army corps in the Caucasus?"Sultan of Turkey."Nothing simpler. I shall say, 'Our gallant troops determined to embarrass the enemy's commissariat, and carried out their object with overwhelming success."Kaiser."Splendid! Couldn't have put it better myself."Sultan."My dear boy, we were in the business ages and ages before you were thought of."January 13, 1915.
THE EUPHEMISTSKaiser."I say, how are you going to explain away the surrender of your army corps in the Caucasus?"Sultan of Turkey."Nothing simpler. I shall say, 'Our gallant troops determined to embarrass the enemy's commissariat, and carried out their object with overwhelming success."Kaiser."Splendid! Couldn't have put it better myself."Sultan."My dear boy, we were in the business ages and ages before you were thought of."January 13, 1915.
THE EUPHEMISTS
Kaiser."I say, how are you going to explain away the surrender of your army corps in the Caucasus?"
Sultan of Turkey."Nothing simpler. I shall say, 'Our gallant troops determined to embarrass the enemy's commissariat, and carried out their object with overwhelming success."
Kaiser."Splendid! Couldn't have put it better myself."
Sultan."My dear boy, we were in the business ages and ages before you were thought of."
January 13, 1915.
THE GOD IN THE CARTTHE GOD IN THE CART(An Unrehearsed Effect.)Turkey."I'm getting a bit fed up with this. I shall kick soon."Austria."Well, I was thinking of lying down."January 6, 1915.
THE GOD IN THE CART(An Unrehearsed Effect.)Turkey."I'm getting a bit fed up with this. I shall kick soon."Austria."Well, I was thinking of lying down."January 6, 1915.
THE GOD IN THE CART
(An Unrehearsed Effect.)
Turkey."I'm getting a bit fed up with this. I shall kick soon."
Austria."Well, I was thinking of lying down."
January 6, 1915.
THE RIDDLE OF THE SANDSTHE RIDDLE OF THE SANDSTurkish Camel."WHERE TO?"German Officer."EGYPT."Camel."GUESS AGAIN."February 10, 1915.
THE RIDDLE OF THE SANDSTurkish Camel."WHERE TO?"German Officer."EGYPT."Camel."GUESS AGAIN."February 10, 1915.
THE RIDDLE OF THE SANDS
Turkish Camel."WHERE TO?"
German Officer."EGYPT."
Camel."GUESS AGAIN."
February 10, 1915.
WHO GOES THEREGerman Sentry."WHO GOES THERE?"Turk."A FRIEND—CURSE YOU!"January 20, 1915.
German Sentry."WHO GOES THERE?"Turk."A FRIEND—CURSE YOU!"January 20, 1915.
German Sentry."WHO GOES THERE?"
Turk."A FRIEND—CURSE YOU!"
January 20, 1915.
THE DISSEMBLERSTHE DISSEMBLERS[January 27th]Emperor of Austria."NOW WHAT DO WE REALLY WANT TO SAY?"Sultan of Turkey."WELL, OF COURSE, WE COULDN'T SAYTHAT; NOT ON HIS BIRTHDAY."January 27, 1915.
THE DISSEMBLERS[January 27th]Emperor of Austria."NOW WHAT DO WE REALLY WANT TO SAY?"Sultan of Turkey."WELL, OF COURSE, WE COULDN'T SAYTHAT; NOT ON HIS BIRTHDAY."January 27, 1915.
THE DISSEMBLERS
[January 27th]
Emperor of Austria."NOW WHAT DO WE REALLY WANT TO SAY?"
Sultan of Turkey."WELL, OF COURSE, WE COULDN'T SAYTHAT; NOT ON HIS BIRTHDAY."
January 27, 1915.
WILLIAM O' THE WISPWILLIAM O' THE WISPMarch 3, 1915.
WILLIAM O' THE WISPMarch 3, 1915.
WILLIAM O' THE WISP
March 3, 1915.
THE REVERSIONTHE REVERSIONTurkey."I'M GIVING UP THIS BED, WILLIAM. WON'T YOU TAKE MY PLACE?"April 7, 1915.
THE REVERSIONTurkey."I'M GIVING UP THIS BED, WILLIAM. WON'T YOU TAKE MY PLACE?"April 7, 1915.
THE REVERSION
Turkey."I'M GIVING UP THIS BED, WILLIAM. WON'T YOU TAKE MY PLACE?"
April 7, 1915.
"'He's as willing as a Christian; strike me blind if he isn't,' said Sikes."Oliver Twist,Chap. xvi.(With apologies to the late Fred Barnard.)November 4, 1914.
"'He's as willing as a Christian; strike me blind if he isn't,' said Sikes."Oliver Twist,Chap. xvi.(With apologies to the late Fred Barnard.)November 4, 1914.
"'He's as willing as a Christian; strike me blind if he isn't,' said Sikes."
Oliver Twist,Chap. xvi.
(With apologies to the late Fred Barnard.)
November 4, 1914.
ON THE FENCEON THE FENCEAll-Highest(to certain Neutrals). "ABOUT—TURN!" [They sit tight.]March 17, 1915.
ON THE FENCEAll-Highest(to certain Neutrals). "ABOUT—TURN!" [They sit tight.]March 17, 1915.
ON THE FENCE
All-Highest(to certain Neutrals). "ABOUT—TURN!" [They sit tight.]
March 17, 1915.
VICARIOUS GENEROSITYVICARIOUS GENEROSITYKaiser."SHOULD YOU WANT SOME MORE FEATHERS, I KNOW A TWO-HEADED EAGLE"March 24, 1915.
VICARIOUS GENEROSITYKaiser."SHOULD YOU WANT SOME MORE FEATHERS, I KNOW A TWO-HEADED EAGLE"March 24, 1915.
VICARIOUS GENEROSITY
Kaiser."SHOULD YOU WANT SOME MORE FEATHERS, I KNOW A TWO-HEADED EAGLE"
March 24, 1915.
THE AWAKENINGTHE AWAKENINGPrince von Bülow(to Italy). "STOP, STOP, SIGNORA! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BEMESMERISED—NOTMOBILISED!"April 28, 1915.
THE AWAKENINGPrince von Bülow(to Italy). "STOP, STOP, SIGNORA! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BEMESMERISED—NOTMOBILISED!"April 28, 1915.
THE AWAKENING
Prince von Bülow(to Italy). "STOP, STOP, SIGNORA! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BEMESMERISED—NOTMOBILISED!"
April 28, 1915.
ON WITH THE NEW HATEON WITH THE NEW HATEMay 12, 1915.
ON WITH THE NEW HATEMay 12, 1915.
ON WITH THE NEW HATE
May 12, 1915.
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