TACT IN TIME.TACT IN TIME.King Alfred(to shopman). "Ah! I see you stock my patent candle-clocks. How are they selling?"Shopman."They're selling like hot—I mean there's quite a run on them, Your Majesty."
King Alfred(to shopman). "Ah! I see you stock my patent candle-clocks. How are they selling?"
Shopman."They're selling like hot—I mean there's quite a run on them, Your Majesty."
"The—— Manufacturing Co. (The Profiteering Stranglers)."
Advt. in Provincial Paper.
"Wanted, 1,000 pairs running shoes for local expeditionary force about to be organised."
North China Daily News.
The wise commander always prepares for a retreat.
The limits of age for entrance to the [Royal Air Force] college will be from 157½ to 1 years."
Daily Paper.
"Percy —— has recently joined the R. A. F. He is only 199 years of age."
Local Paper.
We are sorry forPercy, who will probably get the "push" as soon as the authorities find out that he has exceeded their very liberal age-limit.