Hayward, Abraham, quoted,3,et seq.Hazlitt, William, quoted,15,et seq.Heath, Robert, quoted,201"Hegel's modest formula,"53Heine, Heinrich, quoted,126,et seq.Helps, Sir Arthur, quoted,13,et seq.Heptalogia, the, quoted,250"Heureux plafond,"85Hicks, epigrams by,2,et seq.High Life Below Stairs, quoted,37Hill, Aaron, quoted,205H.M.S. Pinafore, quoted,56Holmes, Oliver Wendell, quoted,24,et seq.Holland, Lord, epigram by,51"Home they brought,"200Hood, Thomas, quoted,3,et seq.;anecdotes of,155,et seq.Hook, Theodore,motsby,2,et seq.Horace at Athens, quoted,32,et seq.—— in London, quoted,34Horse and Foot, quoted,36House of Commons, on,160"How doth the little crocodile,"118Hugman, R., quoted,92Hugo, Victor, Heine on,151Humility, Selden on,48Hunt, Leigh, quoted,228Hunting of the Snark, the, quoted,22,et seq.Husband, an intemperate,65----, the desire of a,177"Hyam to Moses,"19Hyperion, quoted,117Hypocrite, a,148I."I and non-I,"246"I loiter down,"162"I make the butter fly,"32Idylls and Epigrams, quoted,60,et seq.Ignorance, blessed,201----, Felix Holt on,199Immorality, present day,92Impositions of mankind,263Incapable person, on an,252Ingoldsby Lyrics, quoted,12,et seq.Insolence,12Intentions, good,91Irving, Washington,motby,4J.Jabberwock, The,220Janet's Repentance, quoted,96Jeaffreson, J. C., quoted,85Jekyll,motby,26Jenkins, Mrs., quoted,171Jenner, lines on,6Jerdan, William, quoted,135Jerrold, Douglas,motby,14"John P. Robinson, he,"30Johnson, Dr., quoted,50"Juliet was a fool,"53"Jure mariti,"57Juxtaposition, Clough on,113K.Kean, B. Smith and,9"Keep all you have,"17Kemble, Fanny, quoted,1,et seq.Kenelm Chillingly, quoted,39Kenny,motby,156"Kill him where he is,"147King Arthur, quoted,17Kingsley and Froude,111Knowles, Sheridan, anecdotes of,9,et seq.L.Ladies in Parliament, quoted,13,et seq.Ladies' accomplishments, on,132Lady of Lyons, the, quoted,130Lafayette, Heine on,227Lake poets, the,130Lamb, Charles,motsby,22,et seq.Landor, Walter Savage, quoted,64,et seq.Lang, Andrew, quoted,20,et seq.La Rochefoucauld, quoted,20,et seq.Las Alforgas, quoted,160Latest Decalogue, the,218Latter-Day Lyrics, quoted,101Laughter, Byron on,96"Lays of now-a-days,"67Leigh, H. S., quoted,44,et seq.Leland, C. G., quoted,86,et seq.Letters to Julia, quoted,39Lettuce and conversation,169Life described,203Lindsay, Lady Charlotte,motsby,70,et seq.Lingendes, Jean de, quoted,151Literary Gazette, the, quoted,97"Literature suited to desolate islands",178"Little Billee," quoted,217"Little knowledge, a,"95"Livy was Tacitus,"122Locker, Frederick, quoted,8,et seq.Lockhart, J. G., quoted,141London, Morris on,4—— Lyrics, quoted,8,et seq.Longfellow, quoted,117
"Look to settlements,"145Lothair, quoted,6,et seq.Lot's wife, Hicks on,2Love and marriage,31,99,159,168---- and wisdom,174----, Chamfort on,55----, Corporal Bunting on,152----, first and second,195----, first, Bernal on,112—— for Love, quoted,77---- -letters,158"—— levels all,"239---- -making, Balzac on,4----, manifestations of,127---- song, by H. Smith,18"Lovely woman, lump of folly,"184"Love's but a dance,"27Lowell, J. R., quoted,30,et seq.Lucilius, quoted,208Luck, good and bad,150"Luke-warm,"117Luttrell, Henry,motsby,23,et seq.;quoted,39Lying and good breeding,77Lyra Urbanica, quoted,4,et seq.Lytton, Lord, quoted,8,et seq.M."Macadamnable,"254Macaulay, Lord, quoted,2,et seq.MacCulloch,motby,219Mackay, Charles, quoted,68Macmillan's Magazine, quoted,33,et seq.Macready, W. C., quoted,75Magnanimity, Hazlitt on,15"Maidens of the mart,"19Mallock, W. H., quoted,46,et seq.Man of business, the,75—— of Taste, the, quoted,48Man's end,30Margaret Percival, quoted,15Marie-Louise,227Marriage, Shirley Brooks on,55;Mrs. Steele on,58;Selden on,71,95;Chamfort on,79Martial, in London,169;quoted,221Matrimony, Heine on,171Matter, the laws of,46Maximes, Chamfort's, quoted,13,et seq.Men, George Eliot on,249Men's nature, Buxton on,27Mendelssohn, anecdote of,133Meredith, George, quoted,31Merit, how treated,28Merry Wives of Windsor, the,186Middlemarch, quoted,21,et seq.Middleton, Lord, anecdote of,172Mill on the Floss, the, quoted,17,et seq.Mind and Matter, Neaves on,140Minorities, the rights of,208Mistura Curiosa, quoted,147,et seq.Mitford, Miss, quoted,67,et seq."Mixture as before, the,"244Modern Love, quoted,31Money, quoted,60----, Clough on,163Monk Lewis, anecdote of,54Montrond,motsby,168,et seq.Moore, Thomas, quoted,9,et seq.Morality, H. Smith on,51Mormons, on the,197Morris, Charles, quoted,4,et seq."Most music-hall,"243Mothers-in-law,146,247Musa Burschicosa, quoted,45,et seq."My Lord,"183My Summer in a Garden, quoted,47,et seq.N.Narrow-souled people,264Neaves, Lord, quoted,8,et seq.Neilson, Miss, on,67"Never read,"89Newell, R. H., quoted,26,et seq.Newgate Windows, on,229New Paul and Virginia, quoted,46,et seq.—— Republic, the, quoted,92,et seq.Newspapers, Lord Beaconsfield on,152Nice, on the word,229North, Lord,motby,67Northern lights, on,58Notes of thought, quoted,27,et seq."Nothing is, and nothing's not,"53"—— new,"4"—— particular on my mind,"40Novel, A Nutshell,119----, a sensation, described,93November, Planché on,203Number One, Lytton on,50O.O'Connell, Morgan John,motby,70Old Bachelor, the, quoted,178Old Times and Distant Places, quoted,34Oliphant, Lawrence, quoted.35,et seq.Once a Week, quoted,9,et seq.Onion, the,47"—— is strength,"105Orange, the,156Orpheus C. Kerr Papers, quoted,26,et seq.
Original sin,231Outram, George, quoted,179Overbury, Sir Thomas, quoted,104Owl, the, quoted,64P.Palladas, quoted,59,et seq.Pall Mall Gazette, the, quoted,53,et seq.Palmerston, Lord,motby,85Paradise of Birds, the, quoted,153"Parcusdeorum cultor,"73Parr, Dr., Basil Montague on,129Pascal, quoted,240Patchwork, quoted,45,et seq.Patience, quoted,88,et seq.Patrons' promises, Lord Holland on,51Paul Clifford, quoted,8Peel, Sir Robert,motby,111Pelham, quoted,18Pennell, H. Cholmondeley, quoted,16,et seq.Pensées, Pascal's, quoted,240Permissive Bill, the,203"Personal" and "real,"32Phantasmagoria, quoted,85,et seq.Phœbe, to,187Phryne, Donne on,48Physiologie du Mariage, quoted,4,et seq.Piccadilly, quoted,35,et seq."Pickle your lordship!"247Picnic party, a,15,86Pictures, seeing,151Piety and cooking,112Pirates of Penzance, the, quoted,58"Plain leg of mutton,"55Planché, J. R., quoted,9,et seq.Pleasing, the art of,31Pleasure of not going to church, the,254Pleasures of the people, the,234Plunket,motsby,32,et seq.Poems and Music, quoted,49,et seq.Poetical Farrago, the, quoted,154Poets' meaning, Byron on,21Poisoners, social,110"Policeman's lot, the,"209Pommery Gréno,193Poole,motby,161Poor relations, George Eliot on,43Pope, Alexander, quoted,42,et seq.Popular man, a,122Positivists, the, Collins on,108,138Poverty, on,85;the ancients on,8Practical man, a,49"Practising all night,"35Praed, W. M., quoted,128Praise, La Rochefoucauld on,20Preaching, Baron Alderson on,174Preoccupied man, a,129Presbyterian singing,215Pride of talent,73"Priest's orders,"61Prigs,120Prima donna, the, and stout,5Primitive man, Lang on,20---- tongue, the,49Princess-robe, the,84Privileged person, a,250"Pro conibus calidis,"68Procter, Bryan Waller, quoted,35Property in England,165Prophecy, a mistake,239Prospectus,41Proverbs in Porcelain, quoted,27,et seq.Public dinners, Helps on,44Public-house, on a,90Puck on Pegasus, quoted,16,et seq.Punch, quoted,228,et seq.Punsters, Lamb on,246Pygmalion, on,5Q.Question d'Argent, la, quoted,87R.Radical, on a certain,215---- reformer, on a,23Rank and trade, on,5Recognition, the,183Recollections, Berkeley's, quoted,142----, Gronow's, quoted,10,et seq.----, Mackay's, quoted,68,et seq.----, Planché's, quoted,9,et seq.Record of a Girlhood, quoted,1,et seq.Reece, Robert, quoted,57,et seq.Réflexions, Deshoulières', quoted,37----, La Rochefoucauld's,20,et seq.----, Vauvenargues', quoted,65,et seq.Reliable, on the word,170Religion, Selden on,176---- of humanity, the,242Reminiscences, Boyd's, quoted,56,et seq.----, Teignmouth's,36,et seq.Repentance, La Rochefoucauld on,59;Hazlitt on,60Retz, Cardinal de, quoted,96Reynolds, Hamilton,motby,133Richelieu, quoted,76"Rise up, cold reverend,"83Robinson, Crabb, quoted,24,et seq.Rogers, Samuel, quoted,1,et seq.;motsby,21,et seq.
Romances, Byron on,177Romola, quoted,6,et seq."Rose kissed me to-day,"48Rose, Sir George,motsby,33,et seq.Rossini, anecdotes of,76,et seq.Routh, Dr.,motby,86"Rum and true religion,"159S."Saddest when I sing,"16Safety in numbers,98Saints and sinners,81Salad, Mortimer Collins on,236Satan a blunderer,225Saunders and Otley,94Savile Clarke, H., quoted,125,et seq.Sawyer, William, quoted,65,et seq.Saxe, John Godfrey, quoted,10,et seq.Scandal, on,196Scotch economy,40Scotch tunes,152Scotch weather, on,205Season, the, quoted,19,et seq.Sègur, Comte de, quoted,87Selden, John, quoted,11,et seq.Self-satisfaction,235Sensible men, the religion of,146Sermons, stolen,258,259"Sermons and soda-water,"150Sewell, Miss, quoted,15"Shade over, a,"226Shakespeare, quoted,10Shelburne, Lord,motby,159Shenstone, William, quoted,44,et seq.Sheridan, R. B., quoted,37;motby,65"Shickspur,"37Shotover Papers, the, quoted,83,et seq.Sidey, J. A., quoted,147Sinclair, Archdeacon, quoted,34"Sing for the garish eye,"14Singer, on a bad,76"Singing singers, the,"87Sketches and Characters, quoted,23,et seq.Smith, Horace, quoted,18,et seq.;motby,25----, James,motby,213;quoted,34,et seq.----, Robert,motsby,2,et seq.----, Sydney,motsby,1,et seq.Societies, Chesterfield on,208Society, a state of war,231Society, two classes in,120Songs and Poems, Planché's, quoted,75,et seq.Songs and Verses, Neaves's, quoted,8,et seq.—— of many Seasons, quoted,5,et seq.—— of Singularity, quoted,32,et seq.Sorcerer, the, quoted,61Southesk, Lord, quoted,230Speculation, George Eliot on,52---- and peculation,210"Splendid shilling, the,"260Squinted, on one who,207Steele, Mrs. A. C., quoted,5,et seq.Stephens, H. P., quoted,127,et seq.Stuart Mill on Mind and Matter,140Stupid people, on,179Stupidity, Heine on,159Suckling, Sir John, quoted,98Sunday dismality,123Swift, Jonathan, quoted,49,et seq.T.Table Talk, Selden's, quoted,1,et seq.Tailors, Overbury on,104"Take him for half and half,"68Talleyrand,motby,10Teignmouth, Lord, quoted,36,et seq.Temper, on losing,138"Tender ten,"53Tennyson, Alfred, quoted,148;anecdote of,132----, after,260Thackeray,motsby,46,et seq.;quoted,55Theatrical nuisance, on a,220Theophilus, Rogers on,1Theory, a favourite,248Thurlow, Lord,motby,72"Tide of time, the,"107Tierney,motby,136Time, on,253Tin Trumpet, the, quoted,18,et seq."Tommy Onslow",46Tom Thumb,258Tom Thumb, quoted,56"Too much—too much,"136"To sniggle or to dibble,"175"To urn or not to urn,"65Town and country,128Townshend, Henry, quoted,130Tradition, George Eliot on,76Tragedies and comedies,124Trapp, Dr., epigram on,154Traveller, the, and the gorilla,60Travelling, on,180Trevelyan, G. O., quoted,13,et seq.Trial by Jury, quoted,43"Trifles," on,214Turner, Godfrey, quoted,20
Turnips, Mark Twain on,19Twain, Mark, quoted,19,et seq.'Twas ever thus,198Tweeddale, Lady, story of,2Twelfth Night, quoted,10"Twinkle, twinkle, little bat,"97Tyndall, Professor, Collins on,192U.Umbrellas, on,240University Magazine, the, quoted,38"Upper G., my,"139V.Vanity,143,116Vauvenargues, quoted,65,et seq.Veiled Prophet, the, parody on,222Veracity, George Eliot on,68Verses and Translations, quoted,5,et seq."Vexation of spirit,"35Vignettes in Rhyme, quoted,11,et seq.Virtutem, in,196"Voice of the lobster,"42Voltaire, quoted,34;Charles Lamb on,220W.Walpole, Horace, quoted,2,et seq.Walrus and the Carpenter, the,158Ward, Artemus, quoted,7,et seq.Warner, Charles Dudley, quoted,47,et seq.Warrender, Sir George, story of,239Washington, George, Mark Twain on,185Water, Lord Neaves on,181Weather, the clerk of the,249Webbe, Egerton, quoted,170"Wedlock is a sober thing,"262"Weed, the," Neaves on,70Welsh language, the,238Werther and Charlotte,166Whiting and the snail, the,7Whately, anecdotes of,3,et seq.What will he do with it?quoted,89,et seq."When other lips,"190"Whims and oddities,"3,et seq.Whitings or shoeblacks,256"Why the Dickens,"16Wife, a,108"Wife who preaches, a,"135Wife's dress, a,227"Wife's a widdy, his,"101"Wilcox or Gibbs?"21Wit and Humour, Brooks's, quoted,6,et seq.Wit of a family, the,257Within an Ace, quoted,171Wives, on,167Woman, a, with babbies,196---- before marriage,245Woman's choice,143---- self-love,163Women and a secret,76---- and books,217,130---- and degrees,104---- and fact,41---- and flattery,114,132---- and insincerity,163----, and men's happiness,126----, and men's praise,126---- and revenge,54---- and spite,107---- and their lovers,13,77---- and wills,92----, and young and old,120---- as unionists,151----, Bartle Massey on,175----, Congreve on,243---- in a garden,247----, management of,39---- matched with men,160----, talkativeness of,131----, the two passions of,125Women's conversation,49---- rights,86---- virtue,135,205Working by the hour,139Working-man, the,161World, the, quoted,76Wraxall, Sir Nathaniel, quoted,138Writing-master, on a left-handed,173"Wus, ever wus,"78Y.Yates, Edmund, quoted,106,et seq.Yesterdays with authors, quoted,14,et seq.Young, Brigham,157----, J. C., quoted,4,et seq.---- ladies of to-day,137---- men of to-day,93