SCENE I

ROBERT BURNSSCENE I

ROBERT BURNS

A fine warm afternoon in late winter. A green hillock at the edge of a ploughland. A peasant girl, with mischief in her movement, runs on, and looks from the hillock up and down the furrows. Then she fixes her gaze on some object in the distance, and after a moment sings—

Nell:

The ploughman he’s a bonnie lad,His mind is ever true, jo;His garters knit below his knee,His bonnet it is blue, jo.Then up wi’ it a’ my ploughman lad,And hey my merry ploughman.Of a’ the trades that I do ken,Commend me to the ploughman.My ploughman he comes hame at e’en,He’s aften wat and weary;Cast off the wat, put on the dry,And gae to bed, my dearie!Then up wi’ it a’ my ploughman lad,And hey my merry ploughman.Of a’ the trades that I do ken,Commend me to the ploughman.

The ploughman he’s a bonnie lad,His mind is ever true, jo;His garters knit below his knee,His bonnet it is blue, jo.

The ploughman he’s a bonnie lad,

His mind is ever true, jo;

His garters knit below his knee,

His bonnet it is blue, jo.

Then up wi’ it a’ my ploughman lad,And hey my merry ploughman.Of a’ the trades that I do ken,Commend me to the ploughman.

Then up wi’ it a’ my ploughman lad,

And hey my merry ploughman.

Of a’ the trades that I do ken,

Commend me to the ploughman.

My ploughman he comes hame at e’en,He’s aften wat and weary;Cast off the wat, put on the dry,And gae to bed, my dearie!

My ploughman he comes hame at e’en,

He’s aften wat and weary;

Cast off the wat, put on the dry,

And gae to bed, my dearie!

Then up wi’ it a’ my ploughman lad,And hey my merry ploughman.Of a’ the trades that I do ken,Commend me to the ploughman.

Then up wi’ it a’ my ploughman lad,

And hey my merry ploughman.

Of a’ the trades that I do ken,

Commend me to the ploughman.

[As the song is closing the approach of plough-harness is heard, andRobert Burns,driving, appears at the back of the scene. He seesNelland draws the plough up.]

Burns: Nell! there’s a good lass now.

Nell: Oughtn’t you to go on with your ploughing?

Burns(turning): To please you?

Nell: That’s as may be.

Burns(coming back): Pretty Nell.

Nell: You think I’m pretty?

Burns(taking her in his arms and kissing her): Pretty, pretty Nell.

Nell(sitting on the grass): I could be pretty if you had some money.

Burns: Oh, I’ll have money yet.

Nell: But by then I shan’t be able to be pretty any more.

Burns(sitting beside her): But you are, Nell—pretty as a fair-day.

Nell: A girl wants ribbons and laces and all that. Look at my frock—why, the quality’s serving women would laugh at it.

Burns: Their ignorant pride, Nell. I don’t laugh at it—I think it’s like a queen’s dress—you make it look like that. I thought that the first day, barley-gleaning—you remember? The way you walked, and then stooping—willow rods and birds’ wings and the way a star falls. What’s a dress to all that, my dearie?

[He sings.]

O, once I lov’d a bonnie lass,Ay, and I love her still;And, whilst that virtue warms my breast,I’ll love my handsome Nell.She dresses aye sae clean and neat,Both decent and genteel:An’ then there’s something in her gaitGars ony dress look weel.A gaudy dress and gentle airMay slightly touch the heart;But it’s innocence and modestyThat polishes the dart.’Tis this in Nelly pleases me,’Tis this enchants my soul!For absolutely in my breastShe reigns without control.

O, once I lov’d a bonnie lass,Ay, and I love her still;And, whilst that virtue warms my breast,I’ll love my handsome Nell.

O, once I lov’d a bonnie lass,

Ay, and I love her still;

And, whilst that virtue warms my breast,

I’ll love my handsome Nell.

She dresses aye sae clean and neat,Both decent and genteel:An’ then there’s something in her gaitGars ony dress look weel.

She dresses aye sae clean and neat,

Both decent and genteel:

An’ then there’s something in her gait

Gars ony dress look weel.

A gaudy dress and gentle airMay slightly touch the heart;But it’s innocence and modestyThat polishes the dart.

A gaudy dress and gentle air

May slightly touch the heart;

But it’s innocence and modesty

That polishes the dart.

’Tis this in Nelly pleases me,’Tis this enchants my soul!For absolutely in my breastShe reigns without control.

’Tis this in Nelly pleases me,

’Tis this enchants my soul!

For absolutely in my breast

She reigns without control.

Nell: And all that is for me?

Burns: You like it?

Nell: Yes, Robbie. But what was that about innocence and modesty?

Burns: That’s for the Sabbath, maybe.

Nell: It’s not the Sabbath to-day.

Burns(accepting the invitation): My pretty, pretty Nell. (As he kisses her.)

[After a long embrace,Burnsrepeats.]

Burns:

She dresses aye sae clean and neat,Both decent and genteel:An’ then there’s something in her gaitGars ony dress look weel.

She dresses aye sae clean and neat,

Both decent and genteel:

An’ then there’s something in her gait

Gars ony dress look weel.

[As he finishes, the music announces the coming ofHoly Willie,the canting parson of Scotch bigotry, upon whose appearance the lovers separate,Nella little disconcerted,Burnsreturning to his plough.Holy Williesees them, with a great gesture of disapproval. When they have gone, he sings the following part of his prayer.]

Holy Willie:

O Thou that in the heavens does dwell,Wha, as it pleases best Thysel’,Sends ane to heaven, and ten to hell,A’ for Thy glory,And no’ for ony guid or illThey’ve done before Thee!Lord, bless Thy chosen in this place,For here Thou hast a chosen race:But God confound their stubborn face,And blast their name,Wha bring Thy elders to disgraceAnd public shame.But, Lord, remember me and mine,Wi’ mercies temporal and divine,That I for grace and gear may shine,Excell’d by nane,And a’ the glory shall be Thine,Amen, Amen!

O Thou that in the heavens does dwell,Wha, as it pleases best Thysel’,Sends ane to heaven, and ten to hell,A’ for Thy glory,And no’ for ony guid or illThey’ve done before Thee!

O Thou that in the heavens does dwell,

Wha, as it pleases best Thysel’,

Sends ane to heaven, and ten to hell,

A’ for Thy glory,

And no’ for ony guid or ill

They’ve done before Thee!

Lord, bless Thy chosen in this place,For here Thou hast a chosen race:But God confound their stubborn face,And blast their name,Wha bring Thy elders to disgraceAnd public shame.

Lord, bless Thy chosen in this place,

For here Thou hast a chosen race:

But God confound their stubborn face,

And blast their name,

Wha bring Thy elders to disgrace

And public shame.

But, Lord, remember me and mine,Wi’ mercies temporal and divine,That I for grace and gear may shine,Excell’d by nane,And a’ the glory shall be Thine,Amen, Amen!

But, Lord, remember me and mine,

Wi’ mercies temporal and divine,

That I for grace and gear may shine,

Excell’d by nane,

And a’ the glory shall be Thine,

Amen, Amen!

[Towards the end of the prayer,Burnshas come back, and stands listening; as the prayer closes,Holy Willieturns and sees him.]

Holy Willie: Young man, young man, I do not like your ways.

Burns: I don’t like your prayer.

Holy Willie: You blaspheme against Holy Kirk.

Burns: You blaspheme against God.

Holy Willie: Beware the wrath of the ministry, young man.

Burns: Beware His wrath on holy upstarts, minister.

Holy Willie: Shameless, shameless. With your doxy there. Who was she?

Burns: A good girl, minister. All affection, and young, and kisses, and likes a song.

Holy Willie: A hussy—a woman of evil, I doubt not.

Burns: And the greatest of these is charity.

Holy Willie: Profane not that holy word.

Burns: Meditate upon it, minister.

Holy Willie: Who was the wench?

Burns: A sweet ankle—did you notice maybe?

Holy Willie: Dare you speak so—to me?

Burns: Aye—we are all tinder, completely tinder. Some are ashamed of it, that’s all.

Holy Willie: I am not ashamed—that is, I have no cause for shame.

Burns: And some of us give praise for all good gifts—a sweet ankle, believe me, minister.

Holy Willie: Have a care of the pit, and the everlasting flames.

Burns: They’ll come or not as it may be. You’ll not be the judge, minister, there’s hope in that. And the lasses are here, and a man’s heart beats, and you can’t frown us out of it, minister. Look at us, labouring and wearing ourselves and near starving often, and are we to take nothing that bright eyes and fond lips and white young arms may offer? Who talks of profaning, minister!

[He sings.]

There’s nought but care on ev’ry han’,In every hour that passes, O:What signifies the life o’ man,An’ ’twere na for the lasses, O?Green grow the rashes, O!Green grow the rashes, O!The sweetest hours that e’er I spendAre spent amang the lasses, O.The warl’ly race may riches chase,An’ riches still may fly them, O:An’ tho’ at last they catch them fast,Their hearts can ne’er enjoy them, O.But gi’e me a canny hour at e’en,My arms about my dearie, O:An’ warl’ly cares, an’ warl’ly men,May a’ gae tapsalteerie, O.For you sae douce, ye sneer at this,Ye’re nought but senseless asses, O:The wisest man the warl’ e’er sawHe dearly lov’d the lasses, O.Auld Nature swears, the lovely dearsHer noblest work she classes, O:Her prentice han’ she try’d on man,An’ then she made the lasses, O.Green grow the rashes, O!Green grow the rashes, O!The sweetest hours that e’er I spendAre spent amang the lasses, O.

There’s nought but care on ev’ry han’,In every hour that passes, O:What signifies the life o’ man,An’ ’twere na for the lasses, O?

There’s nought but care on ev’ry han’,

In every hour that passes, O:

What signifies the life o’ man,

An’ ’twere na for the lasses, O?

Green grow the rashes, O!Green grow the rashes, O!The sweetest hours that e’er I spendAre spent amang the lasses, O.

Green grow the rashes, O!

The sweetest hours that e’er I spend

Are spent amang the lasses, O.

The warl’ly race may riches chase,An’ riches still may fly them, O:An’ tho’ at last they catch them fast,Their hearts can ne’er enjoy them, O.

The warl’ly race may riches chase,

An’ riches still may fly them, O:

An’ tho’ at last they catch them fast,

Their hearts can ne’er enjoy them, O.

But gi’e me a canny hour at e’en,My arms about my dearie, O:An’ warl’ly cares, an’ warl’ly men,May a’ gae tapsalteerie, O.

But gi’e me a canny hour at e’en,

My arms about my dearie, O:

An’ warl’ly cares, an’ warl’ly men,

May a’ gae tapsalteerie, O.

For you sae douce, ye sneer at this,Ye’re nought but senseless asses, O:The wisest man the warl’ e’er sawHe dearly lov’d the lasses, O.

For you sae douce, ye sneer at this,

Ye’re nought but senseless asses, O:

The wisest man the warl’ e’er saw

He dearly lov’d the lasses, O.

Auld Nature swears, the lovely dearsHer noblest work she classes, O:Her prentice han’ she try’d on man,An’ then she made the lasses, O.

Auld Nature swears, the lovely dears

Her noblest work she classes, O:

Her prentice han’ she try’d on man,

An’ then she made the lasses, O.

Green grow the rashes, O!Green grow the rashes, O!The sweetest hours that e’er I spendAre spent amang the lasses, O.

Green grow the rashes, O!

The sweetest hours that e’er I spend

Are spent amang the lasses, O.

Holy Willie: But think of that poor young girl.

Burns: I think of her, and think, and think—goddesses, all of them.

Holy Willie: I fear you will be damned.

Burns: Then I’ll be gallantly damned, minister.

Holy Willie: A stubborn heart. She would listen, maybe, though you are deaf. Again I ask you, young man, Who was she? I will counsel her to prudent godliness. Who was she?

Burns: A sweet ankle, and an inviting waist—no, I wouldn’t trust you with her, minister.

Holy Willie: Lewd and idolatrous! Son of Belial! If thy tongue offend thee pluck it out—offensive tongue! Disgrace among us, profligate and wanton, beware the end!

[Sings.]

But, Lord, remember me and mine,Wi’ mercies temporal and divine,That I for grace and gear may shine,Excell’d by nane,An’ a’ the glory shall be Thine,Amen, Amen!

But, Lord, remember me and mine,

Wi’ mercies temporal and divine,

That I for grace and gear may shine,

Excell’d by nane,

An’ a’ the glory shall be Thine,

Amen, Amen!

[He goes.]

Burns: Beware the end. Had he been a cleaner gospeller, that might be a thing toconsider. But the man’s rotten—who is to be preached at by such a one? But, the end. Holy Willie there maybe has the truth of it, for all he’s a false and snivelling prophet. A pretty face, and I’m all song, all springtime. Is that peace in the end? Pretty, pretty Nell. But I’ll sing a song for Scotland yet before I founder—cottar though I be. A song to remember on the highways—aye, and in Courts too. But continence, Robin, or they will consume you.

O, were I on Parnassus hill,Or had of Helicon my fill.

O, were I on Parnassus hill,

Or had of Helicon my fill.

I must mend, indeed, indeed. And they are lovely, but deceivers—so positive and sly—deceivers—I’ll forswear them. I’ll be a monk, and none but John Barleycorn for merry company. Holy Willie is a bad man, but he spoke truth I fear, though by rule of the Kirk’s thumb. Forswear them, Robin.

[He sings.]

Deluded swain, the pleasureThe fickle fair can give theeIs but a fairy treasure—Thy hopes will soon deceive thee.The billows on the ocean,The breezes idly roaming,The clouds’ uncertain motion—They are but types of woman.O! art thou not ashamedTo doat upon a feature?If man thou would’st be named,Despise the silly creature.Go, find an honest fellow;Good claret set before thee:Hold on till thou art mellow,And then to bed in glory.

Deluded swain, the pleasureThe fickle fair can give theeIs but a fairy treasure—Thy hopes will soon deceive thee.

Deluded swain, the pleasure

The fickle fair can give thee

Is but a fairy treasure—

Thy hopes will soon deceive thee.

The billows on the ocean,The breezes idly roaming,The clouds’ uncertain motion—They are but types of woman.

The billows on the ocean,

The breezes idly roaming,

The clouds’ uncertain motion—

They are but types of woman.

O! art thou not ashamedTo doat upon a feature?If man thou would’st be named,Despise the silly creature.

O! art thou not ashamed

To doat upon a feature?

If man thou would’st be named,

Despise the silly creature.

Go, find an honest fellow;Good claret set before thee:Hold on till thou art mellow,And then to bed in glory.

Go, find an honest fellow;

Good claret set before thee:

Hold on till thou art mellow,

And then to bed in glory.

The plough, and John Barleycorn—once in a week just—or twice maybe, and I’ll be cold to all glances till wedding-time, if it comes.

[He moves back towards the plough. As he does so,Nellis heard singing, and he stops.]

Nell:

O whistle, and I’ll come to you, my lad,O whistle, and I’ll come to you, my lad:Tho’ father and mother and a’ should gae mad,O whistle, and I’ll come to you, my lad.

O whistle, and I’ll come to you, my lad,

O whistle, and I’ll come to you, my lad:

Tho’ father and mother and a’ should gae mad,

O whistle, and I’ll come to you, my lad.

[She appears.]

Burns: Nay, I did not whistle. I must to the plough. I am all new in resolution.

Nell(singing):

Come down the back stairs when ye come to court me;Come down the back stairs when ye come to court me;Come down the back stairs, and let naebody see,And come as ye were na coming to me.

Come down the back stairs when ye come to court me;

Come down the back stairs, and let naebody see,

And come as ye were na coming to me.

Burns: I’m not courting any longer, I tell you. I’m to beware of lasses, Nell, henceforth. I’m ice, I tell you.

Nell(moving away, singing):

O whistle, and I’ll come to you, my lad,O whistle, and I’ll come to you, my lad:Tho’ father and mother and a’ should gae mad,O whistle, and I’ll come to you, my lad.

O whistle, and I’ll come to you, my lad,

O whistle, and I’ll come to you, my lad:

Tho’ father and mother and a’ should gae mad,

O whistle, and I’ll come to you, my lad.

[She has gone.Burnsmakes another move to the plough, then turns suddenly, and calls—]

Burns: Nell—Nell.

Nell(singing):

O whistle, and I’ll come to you, my lad,O whistle, and I’ll come to you, my lad....

O whistle, and I’ll come to you, my lad,

O whistle, and I’ll come to you, my lad....

[Burnswhistles the rest of the tune through, andNellis with him again.]

Nell: That black-coated, lean-bodied, yellow-faced gowk to scare you. Cracked metal like that to turn you off, a pretty man like you, Robin, with your kisses and your rhymes. A snivelling man, a watery-eyed man—and bawdy too, I know him. He’s bad Sabbath, a leering, lecherous, safe man—he would and he would not afore God—oh yes, I know him. And you’ll let him trip you up, spoil your stanzas—for shame, Robin.

Burns: You ran away, Nell, and left me alone against him.

Nell: Ran away—yes I ran away—no Master Sanctimony for me. Ask Annie Leslie.

Burns: I gave him no civil flattery—I can read him as well as you or Annie. But I fell to thinking afterwards.

Nell: To have done with courting.

Burns: Till I’m for wedding.

Nell: But I want no talk of weddings. Let that bide. Spring’s coming, and it’s a clear day, and here are we, and you’re a man, Robin, to make holy rags there look the famine he is.

Burns: It was a bad resolution.

Nell: A miserable resolution, Robin.

Burns: I discard it.

Nell: You whistled and I came to ye, my lad.

Burns: Love shall keep me company with John Barleycorn, Nell,

Until I’m on Parnassus HillAnd had of Helicon my fill.

Until I’m on Parnassus Hill

And had of Helicon my fill.

Nell: You’re ice!

Burns: Then I’m a rogue. It was a spleen of Holy Willie’s begetting. Kiss me.

Nell: Are there kisses on the Parnassus Hill you talk of?

Burns: Immortal kisses.

Nell(in his arms): Take me with you.

Burns: I’ll take you, Nell. It shall be our Parnassus Hill.

[He sings, and, in the repetitions,Nellwith him.]

O my luve is like a red, red rose,That’s newly sprung in June;O my luve is like the melodieThat’s newly played in tune.As fair art thou, my bonnie lass,So deep in luve am I;And I will luve thee still, my dear,Till a’ the seas gang dry.Till a’ the seas gang dry, my dear,And the rocks melt wi’ the sun;And I will luve thee still, my dear,While the sands o’ life shall run.And fare thee weel, my only luve!And fare thee weel a while!And I will come again, my luve,Tho’ it were ten thousand mile.

O my luve is like a red, red rose,

That’s newly sprung in June;

O my luve is like the melodie

That’s newly played in tune.

As fair art thou, my bonnie lass,

So deep in luve am I;

And I will luve thee still, my dear,

Till a’ the seas gang dry.

Till a’ the seas gang dry, my dear,And the rocks melt wi’ the sun;And I will luve thee still, my dear,While the sands o’ life shall run.And fare thee weel, my only luve!And fare thee weel a while!And I will come again, my luve,Tho’ it were ten thousand mile.

Till a’ the seas gang dry, my dear,

And the rocks melt wi’ the sun;

And I will luve thee still, my dear,

While the sands o’ life shall run.

And fare thee weel, my only luve!

And fare thee weel a while!

And I will come again, my luve,

Tho’ it were ten thousand mile.

THE CURTAIN FALLS

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