Chapter 24

King. This haste hath wings indeed

Laf. Nay, come your waies,This is his Maiestie, say your minde to him,A Traitor you doe looke like, but such traitorsHis Maiesty seldome feares, I am Cresseds Vncle,That dare leaue two together, far you well.Enter.

King. Now faire one, do's your busines follow vs?Hel. I my good Lord,Gerard de Narbon was my father,In what he did professe, well found

King. I knew him

Hel. The rather will I spare my praises towards him,Knowing him is enough: on's bed of death,Many receits he gaue me, chieflie one,Which as the dearest issue of his practiceAnd of his olde experience, th' onlie darling,He bad me store vp, as a triple eye,Safer then mine owne two: more deare I haue so,And hearing your high Maiestie is touchtWith that malignant cause, wherein the honourOf my deare fathers gift, stands cheefe in power,I come to tender it, and my appliance,With all bound humblenesse

King. We thanke you maiden,But may not be so credulous of cure,When our most learned Doctors leaue vs, andThe congregated Colledge haue concluded,That labouring Art can neuer ransome natureFrom her inaydible estate: I say we must notSo staine our iudgement, or corrupt our hope,To prostitute our past-cure malladieTo empericks, or to disseuer soOur great selfe and our credit, to esteemeA sencelesse helpe, when helpe past sence we deeme

Hell. My dutie then shall pay me for my paines:I will no more enforce mine office on you,Humbly intreating from your royall thoughts,A modest one to beare me backe againe

King. I cannot giue thee lesse to be cal'd gratefull:Thou thoughtst to helpe me, and such thankes I giue,As one neere death to those that wish him liue:But what at full I know, thou knowst no part,I knowing all my perill, thou no Art

Hell. What I can doe, can doe no hurt to try,Since you set vp your rest 'gainst remedie:He that of greatest workes is finisher,Oft does them by the weakest minister:So holy Writ, in babes hath iudgement showne,When Iudges haue bin babes; great flouds haue flowneFrom simple sources: and great Seas haue driedWhen Miracles haue by the great'st beene denied.Oft expectation failes, and most oft thereWhere most it promises: and oft it hits,Where hope is coldest, and despaire most shifts

King. I must not heare thee, fare thee wel kind maide,Thy paines not vs'd, must by thy selfe be paid,Proffers not tooke, reape thanks for their reward

Hel. Inspired Merit so by breath is bard,It is not so with him that all things knowesAs 'tis with vs, that square our guesse by showes:But most it is presumption in vs, whenThe help of heauen we count the act of men.Deare sir, to my endeauors giue consent,Of heauen, not me, make an experiment.I am not an Imposture, that proclaimeMy selfe against the leuill of mine aime,But know I thinke, and thinke I know most sure,My Art is not past power, nor you past cure

King. Art thou so confident? Within what spaceHop'st thou my cure?Hel. The greatest grace lending grace,Ere twice the horses of the sunne shall bringTheir fiery torcher his diurnall ring,Ere twice in murke and occidentall dampeMoist Hesperus hath quench'd her sleepy Lampe:Or foure and twenty times the Pylots glasseHath told the theeuish minutes, how they passe:What is infirme, from your sound parts shall flie,Health shall liue free, and sickenesse freely dye

King. Vpon thy certainty and confidence,What dar'st thou venter?Hell. Taxe of impudence,A strumpets boldnesse, a divulged shameTraduc'd by odious ballads: my maidens nameSeard otherwise, ne worse of worst extendedWith vildest torture, let my life be ended

Kin. Methinks in thee some blessed spirit doth speakHis powerfull sound, within an organ weake:And what impossibility would slayIn common sence, sence saues another way:Thy life is deere, for all that life can rateWorth name of life, in thee hath estimate:Youth, beauty, wisedome, courage, allThat happines and prime, can happy call:Thou this to hazard, needs must intimateSkill infinite, or monstrous desperate,Sweet practiser, thy Physicke I will try,That ministers thine owne death if I die

Hel. If I breake time, or flinch in propertyOf what I spoke, vnpittied let me die,And well deseru'd: not helping, death's my fee,But if I helpe, what doe you promise me

Kin. Make thy demand

Hel. But will you make it euen?Kin. I by my Scepter, and my hopes of helpe

Hel. Then shalt thou giue me with thy kingly handWhat husband in thy power I will command:Exempted be from me the arroganceTo choose from forth the royall bloud of France,My low and humble name to propagateWith any branch or image of thy state:But such a one thy vassall, whom I knowIs free for me to aske, thee to bestow

Kin. Heere is my hand, the premises obseru'd,Thy will by my performance shall be seru'd:So make the choice of thy owne time, for IThy resolv'd Patient, on thee still relye:More should I question thee, and more I must,Though more to know, could not be more to trust:From whence thou cam'st, how tended on, but restVnquestion'd welcome, and vndoubted blest.Giue me some helpe heere hoa, if thou proceed,As high as word, my deed shall match thy deed.

Florish. Exit.

Enter Countesse and Clowne.

Lady. Come on sir, I shall now put you to the heightof your breeding

Clown. I will shew my selfe highly fed, and lowlytaught, I know my businesse is but to the Court

Lady. To the Court, why what place make you speciall, when you put off that with such contempt, but to the Court? Clo. Truly Madam, if God haue lent a man any manners, hee may easilie put it off at Court: hee that cannot make a legge, put off's cap, kisse his hand, and say nothing, has neither legge, hands, lippe, nor cap; and indeed such a fellow, to say precisely, were not for the Court, but for me, I haue an answere will serue all men

Lady. Marry that's a bountifull answere that fits all questions

Clo. It is like a Barbers chaire that fits all buttockes, the pin buttocke, the quatch-buttocke, the brawn buttocke, or any buttocke

Lady. Will your answere serue fit to all questions? Clo. As fit as ten groats is for the hand of an Atturney, as your French Crowne for your taffety punke, as Tibs rush for Toms fore-finger, as a pancake for Shroue-tuesday, a Morris for May-day, as the naile to his hole, the Cuckold to his horne, as a scolding queane to a wrangling knaue, as the Nuns lip to the Friers mouth, nay as the pudding to his skin

Lady. Haue you, I say, an answere of such fitnesse forall questions?Clo. From below your Duke, to beneath your Constable,it will fit any question

Lady. It must be an answere of most monstrous size,that must fit all demands

Clo. But a triflle neither in good faith, if the learned should speake truth of it: heere it is, and all that belongs to't. Aske mee if I am a Courtier, it shall doe you no harme to learne

Lady. To be young againe if we could: I will bee afoole in question, hoping to bee the wiser by your answer

La. I pray you sir, are you a Courtier?Clo. O Lord sir theres a simple putting off: more,more, a hundred of them

La. Sir I am a poore freind of yours, that loues you

Clo. O Lord sir, thicke, thicke, spare not me

La. I thinke sir, you can eate none of this homely meate

Clo. O Lord sir; nay put me too't, I warrant you

La. You were lately whipt sir as I thinke

Clo. O Lord sir, spare not me

La. Doe you crie O Lord sir at your whipping, and spare not me? Indeed your O Lord sir, is very sequent to your whipping: you would answere very well to a whipping if you were but bound too't

Clo. I nere had worse lucke in my life in my O Lordsir: I see things may serue long, but not serue euer

La. I play the noble huswife with the time, to entertaineit so merrily with a foole

Clo. O Lord sir, why there't serues well agen

La. And end sir to your businesse: giue Hellen this,And vrge her to a present answer backe,Commend me to my kinsmen, and my sonne,This is not much

Clo. Not much commendation to them

La. Not much imployement for you, you vnderstand me

Clo. Most fruitfully, I am there, before my legges

La. Hast you agen.

Exeunt.

Enter Count, Lafew, and Parolles.

Ol.Laf. They say miracles are past, and we haue our Philosophicall persons, to make moderne and familiar things supernaturall and causelesse. Hence is it, that we make trifles of terrours, ensconcing our selues into seeming knowledge, when we should submit our selues to an vnknowne feare

Par. Why 'tis the rarest argument of wonder, that hath shot out in our latter times

Ros. And so 'tis

Ol.Laf. To be relinquisht of the Artists

Par. So I say both of Galen and Paracelsus

Ol.Laf. Of all the learned and authenticke fellowes

Par. Right so I say

Ol.Laf. That gaue him out incureable

Par. Why there 'tis, so say I too

Ol.Laf. Not to be help'd

Par. Right, as 'twere a man assur'd of a-Ol.Laf. Vncertaine life, and sure death

Par. Iust, you say well: so would I haue said

Ol.Laf. I may truly say, it is a noueltie to the world

Par. It is indeede if you will haue it in shewing, youshall reade it in what do ye call there

Ol.Laf. A shewing of a heauenly effect in an earthlyActor

Par. That's it, I would haue said, the verie same

Ol.Laf. Why your Dolphin is not lustier: fore meeI speake in respect-Par. Nay 'tis strange, 'tis very straunge, that is thebreefe and the tedious of it, and he's of a most facineriousspirit, that will not acknowledge it to be the-Ol.Laf. Very hand of heauen

Par. I, so I say

Ol.Laf. In a most weake-Par. And debile minister great power, great trancendence,which should indeede giue vs a further vse tobe made, then alone the recou'ry of the king, as to beeOld Laf. Generally thankfull.Enter King, Hellen, and attendants.

Par. I would haue said it, you say well: heere comesthe King

Ol.Laf. Lustique, as the Dutchman saies: Ile like a maide the Better whil'st I haue a tooth in my head: why he's able to leade her a Carranto

Par. Mor du vinager, is not this Helen?Ol.Laf. Fore God I thinke so

King. Goe call before mee all the Lords in Court,Sit my preseruer by thy patients side,And with this healthfull hand whose banisht senceThou hast repeal'd, a second time receyueThe confirmation of my promis'd guift,Which but attends thy naming.Enter 3 or 4 Lords.

Faire Maide send forth thine eye, this youthfull parcellOf Noble Batchellors, stand at my bestowing,Ore whom both Soueraigne power, and fathers voiceI haue to vse; thy franke election make,Thou hast power to choose, and they none to forsake

Hel. To each of you, one faire and vertuous Mistris;Fall when loue please, marry to each but one

Old Laf. I'de giue bay curtall, and his furnitureMy mouth no more were broken then these boyes,And writ as little beard

King. Peruse them well:Not one of those, but had a Noble father.

She addresses her to a Lord.

Hel. Gentlemen, heauen hath through me, restor'd the king to health

All. We vnderstand it, and thanke heauen for you

Hel. I am a simple Maide, and therein wealthiestThat I protest, I simply am a Maide:Please it your Maiestie, I haue done already:The blushes in my cheekes thus whisper mee,We blush that thou shouldst choose, but be refused;Let the white death sit on thy cheeke for euer,Wee'l nere come there againe

King. Make choise and see,Who shuns thy loue, shuns all his loue in mee

Hel. Now Dian from thy Altar do I fly,And to imperiall loue, that God most highDo my sighes streame: Sir, wil you heare my suite?1.Lo. And grant it

Hel. Thankes sir, all the rest is mute

Ol.Laf. I had rather be in this choise, then throwAmes-ace for my life

Hel. The honor sir that flames in your faire eyes,Before I speake too threatningly replies:Loue make your fortunes twentie times aboueHer that so wishes, and her humble loue

2.Lo. No better if you please

Hel. My wish receiue,Which great loue grant, and so I take my leaue

Ol.Laf. Do all they denie her? And they were sons of mine, I'de haue them whip'd, or I would send them to'th Turke to make Eunuches of

Hel. Be not afraid that I your hand should take,Ile neuer do you wrong for your owne sake:Blessing vpon your vowes, and in your bedFinde fairer fortune, if you euer wed

Old Laf. These boyes are boyes of Ice, they'le none haue heere: sure they are bastards to the English, the French nere got em

La. You are too young, too happie, and too goodTo make your selfe a sonne out of my blood

4.Lord. Faire one, I thinke not so

Ol.Lord There's one grape yet, I am sure thy father drunke wine. But if thou be'st not an asse, I am a youth of fourteene: I haue knowne thee already

Hel. I dare not say I take you, but I giueMe and my seruice, euer whilst I liueInto your guiding power: This is the man

King. Why then young Bertram take her shee's thywife

Ber. My wife my Leige? I shal beseech your highnesIn such a busines, giue me leaue to vseThe helpe of mine owne eies

King. Know'st thou not Bertram what shee ha'sdone for mee?Ber. Yes my good Lord, but neuer hope to knowwhy I should marrie her

King. Thou know'st shee ha's rais'd me from my sicklybed

Ber. But followes it my Lord, to bring me downeMust answer for your raising? I knowe her well:Shee had her breeding at my fathers charge:A poore Physitians daughter my wife? DisdaineRather corrupt me euer

King. Tis onely title thou disdainst in her, the whichI can build vp: strange is it that our bloodsOf colour, waight, and heat, pour'd all together,Would quite confound distinction: yet stands offIn differences so mightie. If she beeAll that is vertuous (saue what thou dislik'st)A poore Phisitians daughter, thou dislik'stOf vertue for the name: but doe not so:From lowest place, whence vertuous things proceed,The place is dignified by th' doers deede.Where great additions swell's, and vertue none,It is a dropsied honour. Good alone,Is good without a name? Vilenesse is so:The propertie by what is is, should go,Not by the title. Shee is young, wise, faire,In these, to Nature shee's immediate heire:And these breed honour: that is honours scorne,Which challenges it selfe as honours borne,And is not like the sire: Honours thriue,When rather from our acts we them deriueThen our fore-goers: the meere words, a slaueDebosh'd on euerie tombe, on euerie graue:A lying Trophee, and as oft is dumbe,Where dust, and damn'd obliuion is the Tombe.Of honour'd bones indeed, what should be saide?If thou canst like this creature, as a maide,I can create the rest: Vertue, and sheeIs her owne dower: Honour and wealth, from mee

Ber. I cannot loue her, nor will striue to doo't

King. Thou wrong'st thy selfe, if thou shold'st striueto choose

Hel. That you are well restor'd my Lord, I'me glad:Let the rest go

King. My Honor's at the stake, which to defeateI must produce my power. Heere, take her hand,Proud scornfull boy, vnworthie this good gift,That dost in vile misprision shackle vpMy loue, and her desert: that canst not dreame,We poizing vs in her defectiue scale,Shall weigh thee to the beame: That wilt not know,It is in Vs to plant thine Honour, whereWe please to haue it grow. Checke thy contempt:Obey Our will, which trauailes in thy good:Beleeue not thy disdaine, but presentlieDo thine owne fortunes that obedient rightWhich both thy dutie owes, and Our power claimes,Or I will throw thee from my care for euerInto the staggers, and the carelesse lapseOf youth and ignorance: both my reuenge and hateLoosing vpon thee, in the name of iustice,Without all termes of pittie. Speake, thine answer

Ber. Pardon my gracious Lord: for I submitMy fancie to your eies, when I considerWhat great creation, and what dole of honourFlies where you bid it: I finde that she which lateWas in my Nobler thoughts, most base: is nowThe praised of the King, who so ennobled,Is as 'twere borne so

King. Take her by the hand,And tell her she is thine: to whom I promiseA counterpoize: If not to thy estate,A ballance more repleat

Ber. I take her hand

Kin. Good fortune, and the fauour of the KingSmile vpon this Contract: whose CeremonieShall seeme expedient on the now borne briefe,And be perform'd to night: the solemne FeastShall more attend vpon the coming space,Expecting absent friends. As thou lou'st her,Thy loue's to me Religious: else, do's erre.

Exeunt.

Parolles and Lafew stay behind, commenting of this wedding.

Laf. Do you heare Monsieur? A word with you

Par. Your pleasure sir

Laf. Your Lord and Master did well to make his recantation

Par. Recantation? My Lord? my Master?Laf. I: Is it not a Language I speake?Par. A most harsh one, and not to bee vnderstoodewithout bloudie succeeding. My Master?Laf. Are you Companion to the Count Rosillion?Par. To any Count, to all Counts: to what is man

Laf. To what is Counts man: Counts maister is ofanother stile

Par. You are too old sir: Let it satisfie you, you aretoo old

Laf. I must tell thee sirrah, I write Man: to whichtitle age cannot bring thee

Par. What I dare too well do, I dare not do

Laf. I did thinke thee for two ordinaries: to bee a prettie wise fellow, thou didst make tollerable vent of thy trauell, it might passe: yet the scarffes and the bannerets about thee, did manifoldlie disswade me from beleeuing thee a vessell of too great a burthen. I haue now found thee, when I loose thee againe, I care not: yet art thou good for nothing but taking vp, and that th'ourt scarce worth

Par. Hadst thou not the priuiledge of Antiquity vpon thee

Laf. Do not plundge thy selfe to farre in anger, least thou hasten thy triall: which if, Lord haue mercie on thee for a hen, so my good window of Lettice fare thee well, thy casement I neede not open, for I look through thee. Giue me thy hand

Par. My Lord, you giue me most egregious indignity

Laf. I with all my heart, and thou art worthy of it

Par. I haue not my Lord deseru'd it

Laf. Yes good faith, eu'ry dramme of it, and I will not bate thee a scruple

Par. Well, I shall be wiser

Laf. Eu'n as soone as thou can'st, for thou hast to pull at a smacke a'th contrarie. If euer thou bee'st bound in thy skarfe and beaten, thou shall finde what it is to be proud of thy bondage, I haue a desire to holde my acquaintance with thee, or rather my knowledge, that I may say in the default, he is a man I know

Par. My Lord you do me most insupportable vexation

Laf. I would it were hell paines for thy sake, and my poore doing eternall: for doing I am past, as I will by thee, in what motion age will giue me leaue. Enter.

Par. Well, thou hast a sonne shall take this disgrace off me; scuruy, old, filthy, scuruy Lord: Well, I must be patient, there is no fettering of authority. Ile beate him (by my life) if I can meete him with any conuenience, and he were double and double a Lord. Ile haue no more pittie of his age then I would haue of- Ile beate him, and if I could but meet him agen. Enter Lafew.

Laf. Sirra, your Lord and masters married, there's newes for you: you haue a new Mistris

Par. I most vnfainedly beseech your Lordshippe to make some reseruation of your wrongs. He is my good Lord, whom I serue aboue is my master

Laf. Who? God

Par. I sir

Laf. The deuill it is, that's thy master. Why dooest thou garter vp thy armes a this fashion? Dost make hose of thy sleeues? Do other seruants so? Thou wert best set thy lower part where thy nose stands. By mine Honor, if I were but two houres yonger, I'de beate thee: mee-think'st thou art a generall offence, and euery man shold beate thee: I thinke thou wast created for men to breath themselues vpon thee

Par. This is hard and vndeserued measure my Lord

Laf. Go too sir, you were beaten in Italy for picking a kernell out of a Pomgranat, you are a vagabond, and no true traueller: you are more sawcie with Lordes and honourable personages, then the Commission of your birth and vertue giues you Heraldry. You are not worth another word, else I'de call you knaue. I leaue you.

Exit

Enter Count Rossillion.

Par. Good, very good, it is so then: good, very good, let it be conceal'd awhile

Ros. Vndone, and forfeited to cares for euer

Par. What's the matter sweet-heart?Rossill. Although before the solemne Priest I hauesworne, I will not bed her

Par. What? what sweet heart?Ros. O my Parrolles, they haue married me:Ile to the Tuscan warres, and neuer bed her

Par. France is a dog-hole, and it no more merits,The tread of a mans foot: too'th warres

Ros. There's letters from my mother: What th' importis, I know not yet

Par. I that would be knowne: too'th warrs my boy,too'th warres:He weares his honor in a boxe vnseene,That hugges his kickie wickie heare at home,Spending his manlie marrow in her armesWhich should sustaine the bound and high curuetOf Marses fierie steed: to other Regions,France is a stable, wee that dwell in't Iades,Therefore too'th warre

Ros. It shall be so, Ile send her to my house,Acquaint my mother with my hate to her,And wherefore I am fled: Write to the KingThat which I durst not speake. His present giftShall furnish me to those Italian fieldsWhere noble fellowes strike: Warres is no strifeTo the darke house, and the detected wife

Par. Will this Caprichio hold in thee, art sure?Ros. Go with me to my chamber, and aduice me.Ile send her straight away: To morrow,Ile to the warres, she to her single sorrow

Par. Why these bals bound, ther's noise in it. Tis hardA yong man maried, is a man that's mard:Therefore away, and leaue her brauely: go,The King ha's done you wrong: but hush 'tis so.

Exit

Enter Helena and Clowne.

Hel. My mother greets me kindly, is she well? Clo. She is not well, but yet she has her health, she's very merrie, but yet she is not well: but thankes be giuen she's very well, and wants nothing i'th world: but yet she is not well

Hel. If she be verie wel, what do's she ayle, that she'snot verie well?Clo. Truly she's very well indeed, but for two thingsHel. What two things?Clo. One, that she's not in heauen, whether God sendher quickly: the other, that she's in earth, from whenceGod send her quickly.Enter Parolles.

Par. Blesse you my fortunate Ladie

Hel. I hope sir I haue your good will to haue mineowne good fortune

Par. You had my prayers to leade them on, and tokeepe them on, haue them still. O my knaue, how do'smy old Ladie?Clo. So that you had her wrinkles, and I her money,I would she did as you say

Par. Why I say nothing

Clo. Marry you are the wiser man: for many a mans tongue shakes out his masters vndoing: to say nothing, to do nothing, to know nothing, and to haue nothing, is to be a great part of your title, which is within a verie little of nothing

Par. Away, th'art a knaue

Clo. You should haue said sir before a knaue, th'art a knaue, that's before me th'art a knaue: this had beene truth sir

Par. Go too, thou art a wittie foole, I haue found thee

Clo. Did you finde me in your selfe sir, or were you taught to finde me? Clo. The search sir was profitable, and much Foole may you find in you, euen to the worlds pleasure, and the encrease of laughter

Par. A good knaue ifaith, and well fed.Madam, my Lord will go awaie to night,A verie serrious businesse call's on him:The great prerogatiue and rite of loue,Which as your due time claimes, he do's acknowledge,But puts it off to a compell'd restraint:Whose want, and whose delay, is strew'd with sweetsWhich they distill now in the curbed time,To make the comming houre oreflow with ioy,And pleasure drowne the brim

Hel. What's his will else?Par. That you will take your instant leaue a'th king,And make this hast as your owne good proceeding,Strengthned with what Apologie you thinkeMay make it probable neede

Hel. What more commands hee?Par. That hauing this obtain'd, you presentlieAttend his further pleasure

Hel. In euery thing I waite vpon his will

Par. I shall report it so.

Exit Par.

Hell. I pray you come sirrah.

Exit

Enter Lafew and Bertram.

Laf. But I hope your Lordshippe thinkes not him a souldier

Ber. Yes my Lord and of verie valiant approofe

Laf. You haue it from his owne deliuerance

Ber. And by other warranted testimonie

Laf. Then my Diall goes not true, I tooke this Larkefor a bunting

Ber. I do assure you my Lord he is very great in knowledge,and accordinglie valiant

Laf. I haue then sinn'd against his experience, and transgrest against his valour, and my state that way is dangerous, since I cannot yet find in my heart to repent: Heere he comes, I pray you make vs freinds, I will pursue the amitie. Enter Parolles.

Par. These things shall be done sir

Laf. Pray you sir whose his Tailor?Par. Sir?Laf. O I know him well, I sir, hee sirs a good workeman,a verie good Tailor

Ber. Is shee gone to the king?Par. Shee is

Ber. Will shee away to night?Par. As you'le haue her

Ber. I haue writ my letters, casketted my treasure,Giuen order for our horses, and to night,When I should take possession of the Bride,And ere I doe begin

Laf. A good Trauailer is something at the latter end of a dinner, but on that lies three thirds, and vses a known truth to passe a thousand nothings with, should bee once hard, and thrice beaten. God saue you Captaine

Ber. Is there any vnkindnes betweene my Lord andyou Monsieur?Par. I know not how I haue deserued to run into myLords displeasure

Laf. You haue made shift to run into't, bootes and spurres and all: like him that leapt into the Custard, and out of it you'le runne againe, rather then suffer question for your residence

Ber. It may bee you haue mistaken him my Lord

Laf. And shall doe so euer, though I tooke him at's prayers. Fare you well my Lord, and beleeue this of me, there can be no kernell in this light Nut: the soule of this man is his cloathes: Trust him not in matter of heauie consequence: I haue kept of them tame, & know their natures. Farewell Monsieur, I haue spoken better of you, then you haue or will to deserue at my hand, but we must do good against euill

Par. An idle Lord, I sweare

Ber. I thinke so

Par. Why do you not know him?Ber. Yes, I do know him well, and common speechGiues him a worthy passe. Heere comes my clog.Enter Helena.

Hel. I haue sir as I was commanded from youSpoke with the King, and haue procur'd his leaueFor present parting, onely he desiresSome priuate speech with you

Ber. I shall obey his will.You must not meruaile Helen at my course,Which holds not colour with the time, nor doesThe ministration, and required officeOn my particular. Prepar'd I was notFor such a businesse, therefore am I foundSo much vnsetled: This driues me to intreate you,That presently you take your way for home,And rather muse then aske why I intreate you,For my respects are better then they seeme,And my appointments haue in them a needeGreater then shewes it selfe at the first view,To you that know them not. This to my mother,'Twill be two daies ere I shall see you, soI leaue you to your wisedome

Hel. Sir, I can nothing say,But that I am your most obedient seruant

Ber. Come, come, no more of that

Hel. And euer shallWith true obseruance seeke to eeke out thatWherein toward me my homely starres haue faildTo equall my great fortune

Ber. Let that goe: my hast is verie great. Farwell:Hie home

Hel. Pray sir your pardon

Ber. Well, what would you say?Hel. I am not worthie of the wealth I owe,Nor dare I say 'tis mine: and yet it is,But like a timorous theefe, most faine would stealeWhat law does vouch mine owne

Ber. What would you haue?Hel. Something, and scarse so much: nothing indeed,I would not tell you what I would my Lord: Faith yes,Strangers and foes do sunder, and not kisse

Ber. I pray you stay not, but in hast to horse

Hel. I shall not breake your bidding, good my Lord:Where are my other men? Monsieur, farwell.

Exit

Ber. Go thou toward home, where I wil neuer come,Whilst I can shake my sword, or heare the drumme:Away, and for our flight

Par. Brauely, Coragio.

Actus Tertius.

Flourish. Enter the Duke of Florence, the two Frenchmen, with atroope ofSouldiers.

Duke. So that from point to point, now haue you heardThe fundamentall reasons of this warre,Whose great decision hath much blood let forthAnd more thirsts after

1.Lord. Holy seemes the quarrell Vpon your Graces part: blacke and fearefull On the opposer

Duke. Therefore we meruaile much our Cosin FranceWould in so iust a businesse, shut his bosomeAgainst our borrowing prayers

French E. Good my Lord,The reasons of our state I cannot yeelde,But like a common and an outward man,That the great figure of a Counsaile frames,By selfe vnable motion, therefore dare notSay what I thinke of it, since I haue foundMy selfe in my incertaine grounds to faileAs often as I guest

Duke. Be it his pleasure

Fren.G. But I am sure the yonger of our nature,That surfet on their ease, will day by dayCome heere for Physicke

Duke. Welcome shall they bee:And all the honors that can flye from vs,Shall on them settle: you know your places well,When better fall, for your auailes they fell,To morrow to'th the field.

Flourish.

Enter Countesse and Clowne.

Count. It hath happen'd all, as I would haue had it, sauethat he comes not along with her

Clo. By my troth I take my young Lord to be a veriemelancholly man

Count. By what obseruance I pray you

Clo. Why he will looke vppon his boote, and sing: mend the Ruffe and sing, aske questions and sing, picke his teeth, and sing: I know a man that had this tricke of melancholy hold a goodly Mannor for a song

Lad. Let me see what he writes, and when he meanes to come

Clow. I haue no minde to Isbell since I was at Court. Our old Lings, and our Isbels a'th Country, are nothing like your old Ling and your Isbels a'th Court: the brains of my Cupid's knock'd out, and I beginne to loue, as an old man loues money, with no stomacke

Lad. What haue we heere?Clo. In that you haue there.

Exit

A Letter.

I haue sent you a daughter-in-Law, shee hath recouered the King, and vndone me: I haue wedded her, not bedded her, and sworne to make the not eternall. You shall heare I am runne away, know it before the report come. If there bee bredth enough in the world, I will hold a long distance. My duty to you. Your vnfortunate sonne, Bertram. This is not well rash and vnbridled boy, To flye the fauours of so good a King, To plucke his indignation on thy head, By the misprising of a Maide too vertuous For the contempt of Empire. Enter Clowne.

Clow. O Madam, yonder is heauie newes within betweene two souldiers, and my yong Ladie

La. What is the matter

Clo. Nay there is some comfort in the newes, some comfort, your sonne will not be kild so soone as I thoght he would

La. Why should he be kill'd? Clo. So say I Madame, if he runne away, as I heare he does, the danger is in standing too't, that's the losse of men, though it be the getting of children. Heere they come will tell you more. For my part I onely heare your sonne was run away. Enter Hellen and two Gentlemen.

French E. Saue you good Madam

Hel. Madam, my Lord is gone, for euer gone

French G. Do not say so

La. Thinke vpon patience, pray you Gentlemen,I haue felt so many quirkes of ioy and greefe,That the first face of neither on the startCan woman me vntoo't. Where is my sonne I pray you?Fren.G. Madam he's gone to serue the Duke of Florence,We met him thitherward, for thence we came:And after some dispatch in hand at Court,Thither we bend againe

Hel. Looke on his Letter Madam, here's my Pasport. When thou canst get the Ring vpon my finger, which neuer shall come off, and shew mee a childe begotten of thy bodie, that I am father too, then call me husband: but in such a (then) I write a Neuer. This is a dreadfull sentence

La. Brought you this Letter Gentlemen?1.G. I Madam, and for the Contents sake are sorriefor our paines

Old La. I prethee Ladie haue a better cheere,If thou engrossest, all the greefes are thine,Thou robst me of a moity: He was my sonne,But I do wash his name out of my blood,And thou art all my childe. Towards Florence is he?Fren.G. I Madam

La. And to be a souldier

Fren.G. Such is his noble purpose, and beleeu'tThe Duke will lay vpon him all the honorThat good conuenience claimes

La. Returne you thither

Fren.E. I Madam, with the swiftest wing of speed

Hel. Till I haue no wife, I haue nothing in France,'Tis bitter

La. Finde you that there?Hel. I Madame

Fren.E. 'Tis but the boldnesse of his hand haply, whichhis heart was not consenting too

Lad. Nothing in France, vntill he haue no wife:There's nothing heere that is too good for himBut onely she, and she deserues a LordThat twenty such rude boyes might tend vpon,And call her hourely Mistris. Who was with him?Fren.E. A seruant onely, and a Gentleman: which Ihaue sometime knowne

La. Parolles was it not?Fren.E. I my good Ladie, hee

La. A verie tainted fellow, and full of wickednesse,My sonne corrupts a well deriued natureWith his inducement

Fren.E. Indeed good Ladie the fellow has a deale ofthat, too much, which holds him much to haue

La. Y'are welcome Gentlemen, I will intreate you when you see my sonne, to tell him that his sword can neuer winne the honor that he looses: more Ile intreate you written to beare along

Fren.G. We serue you Madam in that and all yourworthiest affaires

La. Not so, but as we change our courtesies,Will you draw neere?Enter.

Hel. Till I haue no wife I haue nothing in France.Nothing in France vntill he has no wife:Thou shalt haue none Rossillion, none in France,Then hast thou all againe: poore Lord, is't IThat chase thee from thy Countrie, and exposeThose tender limbes of thine, to the euentOf the none-sparing warre? And is it I,That driue thee from the sportiue Court, where thouWas't shot at with faire eyes, to be the markeOf smoakie Muskets? O you leaden messengers,That ride vpon the violent speede of fire,Fly with false ayme, moue the still-peering aireThat sings with piercing, do not touch my Lord:Who euer shoots at him, I set him there.Who euer charges on his forward brestI am the Caitiffe that do hold him too't,And though I kill him not, I am the causeHis death was so effected: Better 'twereI met the rauine Lyon when he roar'dWith sharpe constraint of hunger: better 'twere,That all the miseries which nature owesWere mine at once. No come thou home Rossillion,Whence honor but of danger winnes a scarre,As oft it looses all. I will be gone:My being heere it is, that holds thee hence,Shall I stay heere to doo't? No, no, althoughThe ayre of Paradise did fan the house,And Angels offic'd all: I will be gone,That pittifull rumour may report my flightTo consolate thine eare. Come night, end day,For with the darke (poore theefe) Ile steale away.Enter.

Flourish. Enter the Duke of Florence, Rossillion, drum and trumpets, soldiers, Parrolles.

Duke. The Generall of our horse thou art, and weGreat in our hope, lay our best loue and credenceVpon thy promising fortune

Ber. Sir it isA charge too heauy for my strength, but yetWee'l striue to beare it for your worthy sake,To th' extreme edge of hazard

Duke. Then go thou forth,And fortune play vpon thy prosperous helmeAs thy auspicious mistris

Ber. This very dayGreat Mars I put my selfe into thy file,Make me but like my thoughts, and I shall proueA louer of thy drumme, hater of loue.

Exeunt. omnesEnter Countesse & Steward.

La. Alas! and would you take the letter of her:Might you not know she would do, as she has done,By sending me a Letter. Reade it agen.

Letter.

I am S[aint]. Iaques Pilgrim, thither gone:Ambitious loue hath so in me offended,That bare-foot plod I the cold ground vponWith sainted vow my faults to haue amendedWrite, write, that from the bloodie course of warre,My deerest Master your deare sonne, may hie,Blesse him at home in peace. Whilst I from farre,His name with zealous feruour sanctifie:His taken labours bid him me forgiue:I his despightfull Iuno sent him forth,From Courtly friends, with Camping foes to liue,Where death and danger dogges the heeles of worth.He is too good and faire for death, and mee,Whom I my selfe embrace, to set him free.Ah what sharpe stings are in her mildest words?Rynaldo, you did neuer lacke aduice so much,As letting her passe so: had I spoke with her,I could haue well diuerted her intents,Which thus she hath preuented

Ste. Pardon me Madam,If I had giuen you this at ouer-night,She might haue beene ore-tane: and yet she writesPursuite would be but vaine

La. What Angell shallBlesse this vnworthy husband, he cannot thriue,Vnlesse her prayers, whom heauen delights to heareAnd loues to grant, repreeue him from the wrathOf greatest Iustice. Write, write Rynaldo,To this vnworthy husband of his wife,Let euerie word waigh heauie of her worth,That he does waigh too light: my greatest greefe,Though little he do feele it, set downe sharpely.Dispatch the most conuenient messenger,When haply he shall heare that she is gone,He will returne, and hope I may that sheeHearing so much, will speede her foote againe,Led hither by pure loue: which of them bothIs deerest to me, I haue no skill in senceTo make distinction: prouide this Messenger:My heart is heauie, and mine age is weake,Greefe would haue teares, and sorrow bids me speake.

Exeunt.

A Tucket afarre off.

Enter old Widdow of Florence, her daughter Violenta and Mariana, with other Citizens.

Widdow. Nay come,For if they do approach the Citty,We shall loose all the sight

Diana. They say, the French Count has doneMost honourable seruice

Wid. It is reported,That he has taken their great'st Commander,And that with his owne hand he slewThe Dukes brother: we haue lost our labour,They are gone a contrarie way: harke,you may know by their Trumpets

Maria. Come lets returne againe,And suffice our selues with the report of it.Well Diana, take heed of this French Earle,The honor of a Maide is her name,And no Legacie is so richAs honestie

Widdow. I haue told my neighbourHow you haue beene solicited by a GentlemanHis Companion

Maria. I know that knaue, hang him, one Parolles, a filthy Officer he is in those suggestions for the young Earle, beware of them Diana; their promises, entisements, oathes, tokens, and all these engines of lust, are not the things they go vnder: many a maide hath beene seduced by them, and the miserie is example, that so terrible shewes in the wracke of maiden-hood, cannot for all that disswade succession, but that they are limed with the twigges that threatens them. I hope I neede not to aduise you further, but I hope your owne grace will keepe you where you are, though there were no further danger knowne, but the modestie which is so lost

Dia. You shall not neede to feare me.Enter Hellen.

Wid. I hope so: looke here comes a pilgrim, I knowshe will lye at my house, thither they send one another,Ile question her. God saue you pilgrim, whether arebound?Hel. To S[aint]. Iaques la grand.Where do the Palmers lodge, I do beseech you?Wid. At the S[aint]. Francis heere beside the Port

Hel. Is this the way?

A march afarre.

Wid. I marrie ist. Harke you, they come this way:If you will tarrie holy PilgrimeBut till the troopes come by,I will conduct you where you shall be lodg'd,The rather for I thinke I know your hostesseAs ample as my selfe

Hel. Is it your selfe?Wid. If you shall please so Pilgrime

Hel. I thanke you, and will stay vpon your leisure

Wid. You came I thinke from France?Hel. I did so

Wid. Heere you shall see a Countriman of yoursThat has done worthy seruice

Hel. His name I pray you?Dia. The Count Rossillion: know you such a one?Hel. But by the eare that heares most nobly of him:His face I know not

Dia. What somere he isHe's brauely taken heere. He stole from FranceAs 'tis reported: for the King had married himAgainst his liking. Thinke you it is so?Hel. I surely meere the truth, I know his Lady

Dia. There is a Gentleman that serues the Count,Reports but coursely of her

Hel. What's his name?Dia. Monsieur Parrolles

Hel. Oh I beleeue with him,In argument of praise, or to the worthOf the great Count himselfe, she is too meaneTo haue her name repeated, all her deseruingIs a reserued honestie, and thatI haue not heard examin'd

Dian. Alas poore Ladie,'Tis a hard bondage to become the wifeOf a detesting Lord

Wid. I write good creature, wheresoere she is,Her hart waighes sadly: this yong maid might do herA shrewd turne if she pleas'd

Hel. How do you meane?May be the amorous Count solicites herIn the vnlawfull purpose

Wid. He does indeede,And brokes with all that can in such a suiteCorrupt the tender honour of a Maide:But she is arm'd for him, and keepes her guardIn honestest defence.

Drumme and Colours. Enter Count Rossillion, Parrolles, and thewholeArmie.

Mar. The goddes forbid else

Wid. So, now they come:That is Anthonio the Dukes eldest sonne,That Escalus

Hel. Which is the Frenchman?Dia. Hee,That with the plume, 'tis a most gallant fellow,I would he lou'd his wife: if he were honesterHe were much goodlier. Is't not a handsom GentlemanHel. I like him well

Di. 'Tis pitty he is not honest: yonds that same knaueThat leades him to these places: were I his Ladie,I would poison that vile Rascall

Hel. Which is he?Dia. That Iacke-an-apes with scarfes. Why is heemelancholly?Hel. Perchance he's hurt i'th battaile

Par. Loose our drum? Well

Mar. He's shrewdly vext at something. Looke he has spyed vs

Wid. Marrie hang you

Mar. And your curtesie, for a ring-carrier.Enter.

Wid. The troope is past: Come pilgrim, I wil bringyou, Where you shall host: Of inioyn'd penitentsThere's foure or fiue, to great S[aint]. Iaques bound,Alreadie at my house

Hel. I humbly thanke you:Please it this Matron, and this gentle MaideTo eate with vs to night, the charge and thankingShall be for me, and to requite you further,I will bestow some precepts of this Virgin,Worthy the note

Both. Wee'l take your offer kindly.

Exeunt.

Enter Count Rossillion and the Frenchmen, as at first.

Cap.E. Nay good my Lord put him too't: let himhaue his way

Cap.G. If your Lordshippe finde him not a Hilding,hold me no more in your respect

Cap.E. On my life my Lord, a bubble

Ber. Do you thinke I am so farreDeceiued in him

Cap.E. Beleeue it my Lord, in mine owne direct knowledge, without any malice, but to speake of him as my kinsman, hee's a most notable Coward, an infinite and endlesse Lyar, an hourely promise-breaker, the owner of no one good qualitie, worthy your Lordships entertainment

Cap.G. It were fit you knew him, least reposing too farre in his vertue which he hath not, he might at some great and trustie businesse, in a maine daunger, fayle you

Ber. I would I knew in what particular action to try him

Cap.G. None better then to let him fetch off his drumme, which you heare him so confidently vndertake to do

C.E. I with a troop of Florentines wil sodainly surprize him; such I will haue whom I am sure he knowes not from the enemie: wee will binde and hoodwinke him so, that he shall suppose no other but that he is carried into the Leager of the aduersaries, when we bring him to our owne tents: be but your Lordship present at his examination, if he do not for the promise of his life, and in the highest compulsion of base feare, offer to betray you, and deliuer all the intelligence in his power against you, and that with the diuine forfeite of his soule vpon oath, neuer trust my iudgement in anie thing

Cap.G. O for the loue of laughter, let him fetch his drumme, he sayes he has a stratagem for't: when your Lordship sees the bottome of this successe in't, and to what mettle this counterfeyt lump of ours will be melted if you giue him not Iohn drummes entertainement, your inclining cannot be remoued. Heere he comes. Enter Parrolles.

Cap.E. O for the loue of laughter hinder not the honor of his designe, let him fetch off his drumme in any hand

Ber. How now Monsieur? This drumme sticks sorely in your disposition

Cap.G. A pox on't, let it go, 'tis but a drumme

Par. But a drumme: Ist but a drumme? A drum so lost. There was excellent command, to charge in with our horse vpon our owne wings, and to rend our owne souldiers

Cap.G. That was not to be blam'd in the command of the seruice: it was a disaster of warre that Cęsar him selfe could not haue preuented, if he had beene there to command

Ber. Well, wee cannot greatly condemne our successe: some dishonor wee had in the losse of that drum, but it is not to be recouered

Par. It might haue beene recouered

Ber. It might, but it is not now

Par. It is to be recouered, but that the merit of seruice is sildome attributed to the true and exact performer, I would haue that drumme or another, or hic iacet

Ber. Why if you haue a stomacke, too't Monsieur: if you thinke your mysterie in stratagem, can bring this instrument of honour againe into his natiue quarter, be magnanimious in the enterprize and go on, I wil grace the attempt for a worthy exploit: if you speede well in it, the Duke shall both speake of it, and extend to you what further becomes his greatnesse, euen to the vtmost syllable of your worthinesse

Par. By the hand of a souldier I will vndertake it

Ber. But you must not now slumber in it

Par. Ile about it this euening, and I will presently pen downe my dilemma's, encourage my selfe in my certaintie, put my selfe into my mortall preparation: and by midnight looke to heare further from me

Ber. May I bee bold to acquaint his grace you aregone about it

Par. I know not what the successe wil be my Lord,but the attempt I vow

Ber. I know th'art valiant,And to the possibility of thy souldiership,Will subscribe for thee: Farewell

Par. I loue not many words.

Exit

Cap.E. No more then a fish loues water. Is not this a strange fellow my Lord, that so confidently seemes to vndertake this businesse, which he knowes is not to be done, damnes himselfe to do, & dares better be damnd then to doo't

Cap.G. You do not know him my Lord as we doe, certaine it is that he will steale himselfe into a mans fauour, and for a weeke escape a great deale of discoueries, but when you finde him out, you haue him euer after

Ber. Why do you thinke he will make no deede at all of this that so seriouslie hee dooes addresse himselfe vnto? Cap.E. None in the world, but returne with an inuention, and clap vpon you two or three probable lies: but we haue almost imbost him, you shall see his fall to night; for indeede he is not for your Lordshippes respect

Cap.G. Weele make you some sport with the Foxe ere we case him. He was first smoak'd by the old Lord Lafew, when his disguise and he is parted, tell me what a sprat you shall finde him, which you shall see this verie night

Cap.E. I must go looke my twigges,He shall be caught

Ber. Your brother he shall go along with me

Cap.G. As't please your Lordship, Ile leaue you

Ber. Now wil I lead you to the house, and shew youThe Lasse I spoke of

Cap.E. But you say she's honest

Ber. That's all the fault: I spoke with hir but once,And found her wondrous cold, but I sent to herBy this same Coxcombe that we haue i'th windeTokens and Letters, which she did resend,And this is all I haue done: She's a faire creature,Will you go see her?Cap.E. With all my heart my Lord.

Exeunt.

Enter Hellen, and Widdow.

Hel. If you misdoubt me that I am not shee,I know not how I shall assure you further,But I shall loose the grounds I worke vpon

Wid. Though my estate be falne, I was well borne,Nothing acquainted with these businesses,And would not put my reputation nowIn any staining act

Hel. Nor would I wish you.First giue me trust, the Count he is my husband,And what to your sworne counsaile I haue spoken,Is so from word to word: and then you cannotBy the good ayde that I of you shall borrow,Erre in bestowing it

Wid. I should beleeue you,For you haue shew'd me that which well approuesY'are great in fortune

Hel. Take this purse of Gold,And let me buy your friendly helpe thus farre,Which I will ouer-pay, and pay againeWhen I haue found it. The Count he woes yourdaughter,Layes downe his wanton siedge before her beautie,Resolue to carrie her: let her in fine consentAs wee'l direct her how 'tis best to beare it:Now his important blood will naught denie,That shee'l demand: a ring the Countie weares,That downward hath succeeded in his houseFrom sonne to sonne, some foure or fiue discents,Since the first father wore it. This Ring he holdsIn most rich choice: yet in his idle fire,To buy his will, it would not seeme too deere,How ere repented after

Wid. Now I see the bottome of your purpose

Hel. You see it lawfull then, it is no more,But that your daughter ere she seemes as wonne,Desires this Ring; appoints him an encounter;In fine, deliuers me to fill the time,Her selfe most chastly absent: afterTo marry her, Ile adde three thousand CrownesTo what is past already

Wid. I haue yeelded:Instruct my daughter how she shall perseuer,That time and place with this deceite so lawfullMay proue coherent. Euery night he comesWith Musickes of all sorts, and songs compos'dTo her vnworthinesse: It nothing steeds vsTo chide him from our eeues, for he persistsAs if his life lay on't

Hel. Why then to nightLet vs assay our plot, which if it speed,Is wicked meaning in a lawfull deede;And lawfull meaning in a lawfull act,Where both not sinne, and yet a sinfull fact.But let's about it.

Actus Quartus.

Enter one of the Frenchmen, with fiue or sixe other souldiers in ambush.

Lord E. He can come no other way but by this hedge corner: when you sallie vpon him, speake what terrible Language you will: though you vnderstand it not your selues, no matter: for we must not seeme to vnderstand him, vnlesse some one among vs, whom wee must produce for an Interpreter

1.Sol. Good Captaine, let me be th' Interpreter

Lor.E. Art not acquainted with him? knowes he notthy voice?1.Sol. No sir I warrant you

Lo.E. But what linsie wolsy hast thou to speake to vsagaine

1.Sol. E'n such as you speake to me

Lo.E. He must thinke vs some band of strangers, i'th aduersaries entertainment. Now he hath a smacke of all neighbouring Languages: therefore we must euery one be a man of his owne fancie, not to know what we speak one to another: so we seeme to know, is to know straight our purpose: Choughs language, gabble enough, and good enough. As for you interpreter, you must seeme very politicke. But couch hoa, heere hee comes, to beguile two houres in a sleepe, and then to returne & swear the lies he forges. Enter Parrolles.

Par. Ten a clocke: Within these three houres 'twill be time enough to goe home. What shall I say I haue done? It must bee a very plausiue inuention that carries it. They beginne to smoake mee, and disgraces haue of late, knock'd too often at my doore: I finde my tongue is too foole-hardie, but my heart hath the feare of Mars before it, and of his creatures, not daring the reports of my tongue

Lo.E. This is the first truth that ere thine own tongue was guiltie of

Par. What the diuell should moue mee to vndertake the recouerie of this drumme, being not ignorant of the impossibility, and knowing I had no such purpose? I must giue my selfe some hurts, and say I got them in exploit: yet slight ones will not carrie it. They will say, came you off with so little? And great ones I dare not giue, wherefore what's the instance. Tongue, I must put you into a Butter-womans mouth, and buy my selfe another of Baiazeths Mule, if you prattle mee into these perilles

Lo.E. Is it possible he should know what hee is, andbe that he is

Par. I would the cutting of my garments wold seruethe turne, or the breaking of my Spanish sword

Lo.E. We cannot affoord you so

Par. Or the baring of my beard, and to say it was in stratagem

Lo.E. 'Twould not do

Par. Or to drowne my cloathes, and say I was stript

Lo.E. Hardly serue

Par. Though I swore I leapt from the window of theCitadell

Lo.E. How deepe?Par. Thirty fadome

Lo.E. Three great oathes would scarse make that bebeleeued

Par. I would I had any drumme of the enemies, Iwould sweare I recouer'd it

Lo.E. You shall heare one anon

Par. A drumme now of the enemies.

Alarum within.

Lo.E. Throca movousus, cargo, cargo, cargo

All. Cargo, cargo, cargo, villianda par corbo, cargo

Par. O ransome, ransome,Do not hide mine eyes

Inter. Boskos thromuldo boskos

Par. I know you are the Muskos Regiment,And I shall loose my life for want of language.If there be heere German or Dane, Low Dutch,Italian, or French, let him speake to me,Ile discouer that, which shal vndo the Florentine


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