SAMUEL C.T. DODD.
SAMUEL C.T. DODD.
SAMUEL C.T. DODD.
Hon. Samuel C.T. Dodd, one of the ablest lawyers Pennsylvania has produced, is general solicitor of the Standard and resides in New York. His father, the venerable Levi Dodd, established the first Sunday-school and was president of the second company that bored for oil at Franklin, the birthplace of his son in 1836. Young Samuel learned printing, graduated from Jefferson College in 1857, studied law with James K. Kerr and was admitted to the Venango Bar in August of 1859. His brilliant talents, conscientious application and legal acquirements quickly won him a leading place among the successful jurists of the state. During a practice of nearly twenty-two years in the courts of the district and commonwealth he stood in the front rank of his profession. He served with credit in the Constitutional Convention of 1873, framing some of its most important provisions. He traveled abroad and wrote descriptions of foreign lands so charming they might have come from Washington Irving and N. P. Willis. His selection by the Standard Oil-Trust in 1881 as its general solicitor was a marked recognition of his superior abilities. The position, one of the most prominent and responsible to which a lawyer can attain, demanded exceptional qualifications. How capably it has been filled the records of all legal matters concerning the Standard abundantly demonstrate. Mr. Dodd’s profound knowledge of corporation-law, eminent sense of justice, forensic skill, rare tact and clear brain have steered the great company safely and honorably through many suits involving gravequestions of right and millions of money. The papers he prepared organizing the Standard Trust have been the models for all such documents since they left his desk. Terse logic, sound reasoning, pointed analysis and apposite expression distinguish his legal opinions and arguments, combining the vigor of a Damascus blade with the beauty of an epic. He is a delightful conversationalist, sincere friend and prudent counsellor, kindly, affable andthoroughlythoroughlyupright. His home, brightened by a loving wife and devoted family, is singularly happy. Amid the cares and anxieties incident to professional life he has cultivated his fine literary-taste, writing magazine-articles and wooing the muses at intervals of leisure only too far apart. He has the honor of writing the first poem on petroleum that ever appeared in print. It was a rich parody on Byron’s “Isles of Greece” and was published in the spring of 1860, as follows:
The land of Grease! the land of Grease!Where burning Oil is loved and sung;Where flourish arts of sale and lease,Where Rouseville rose and Tarville sprung;Eternal summer gilds them not,But oil-wells render dear each spot.The ceaseless tap, tap of the tools,The engine’s puff, the pump’s dull squeak,The horsemen splashing through the poolsOf greasy mud along the Creek,Are sounds which cannot be suppress’dIn these dear Ile-lands of the Bless’d.Deep in the vale of Cherry RunThe Humboldt Works I went to see,And sitting there an oil-cask onI found that Grease was not yet free;For busily a dirty carlWas branding “bonded” on each barrel.I sat upon the rocky browWhich o’erlooks Franklin—far-famed town;A hundred derricks stood belowAnd many a well of great renown;I counted them at break of day,And when the sun set where were they?They were still there. But where art thou,My dry-hole? On the river-shoreThe engine stands all idle now,The heavy auger beats no more;And must a well of so great costBe given up and wholly lost?’Tis awful when you bore a wellDown in the earth six-hundred feet,To find that not a single smellComes up your anxious nose to greet;For what is left the bored one here?For Grease a wish; for Grease a tear!Must I but wish for wells more bless’d?Must I but weep? No, I must toil!Earth, render back from out thy breastA remnant of thy odorous oil!If not three-hundred, grant but threePrecious barrels a day to me.What! silent still? and silent all?Ah no! the rushing of the gasSounds like a distant torrent’s fallAnd answers, bore ahead, you ass,A few feet more; you miss the stuffBecause you don’t go deep enough!In vain! in vain! Pull up the tools!Fill high the cup with lager-beer!Leave oil-wells to the crazy foolsWho from the East are flocking here.See at the first sight of the canHow hurries each red-shirted man!Fill high the cup with lager-beer!The maidens in their promenadeTowards my lease their footsteps steerTo see if yet my fortune’s made;But sneers their pretty faces spoilTo find I have not yet struck oil.Place me in Oil Creek’s rocky dell,Though mud be deep and prices high;There let me bore another wellAnd find petroleum or die.No more I’ll work this dry-hole here;Dash down that cup of lager-beer.
The land of Grease! the land of Grease!Where burning Oil is loved and sung;Where flourish arts of sale and lease,Where Rouseville rose and Tarville sprung;Eternal summer gilds them not,But oil-wells render dear each spot.The ceaseless tap, tap of the tools,The engine’s puff, the pump’s dull squeak,The horsemen splashing through the poolsOf greasy mud along the Creek,Are sounds which cannot be suppress’dIn these dear Ile-lands of the Bless’d.Deep in the vale of Cherry RunThe Humboldt Works I went to see,And sitting there an oil-cask onI found that Grease was not yet free;For busily a dirty carlWas branding “bonded” on each barrel.I sat upon the rocky browWhich o’erlooks Franklin—far-famed town;A hundred derricks stood belowAnd many a well of great renown;I counted them at break of day,And when the sun set where were they?They were still there. But where art thou,My dry-hole? On the river-shoreThe engine stands all idle now,The heavy auger beats no more;And must a well of so great costBe given up and wholly lost?’Tis awful when you bore a wellDown in the earth six-hundred feet,To find that not a single smellComes up your anxious nose to greet;For what is left the bored one here?For Grease a wish; for Grease a tear!Must I but wish for wells more bless’d?Must I but weep? No, I must toil!Earth, render back from out thy breastA remnant of thy odorous oil!If not three-hundred, grant but threePrecious barrels a day to me.What! silent still? and silent all?Ah no! the rushing of the gasSounds like a distant torrent’s fallAnd answers, bore ahead, you ass,A few feet more; you miss the stuffBecause you don’t go deep enough!In vain! in vain! Pull up the tools!Fill high the cup with lager-beer!Leave oil-wells to the crazy foolsWho from the East are flocking here.See at the first sight of the canHow hurries each red-shirted man!Fill high the cup with lager-beer!The maidens in their promenadeTowards my lease their footsteps steerTo see if yet my fortune’s made;But sneers their pretty faces spoilTo find I have not yet struck oil.Place me in Oil Creek’s rocky dell,Though mud be deep and prices high;There let me bore another wellAnd find petroleum or die.No more I’ll work this dry-hole here;Dash down that cup of lager-beer.
The land of Grease! the land of Grease!Where burning Oil is loved and sung;Where flourish arts of sale and lease,Where Rouseville rose and Tarville sprung;Eternal summer gilds them not,But oil-wells render dear each spot.
The land of Grease! the land of Grease!
Where burning Oil is loved and sung;
Where flourish arts of sale and lease,
Where Rouseville rose and Tarville sprung;
Eternal summer gilds them not,
But oil-wells render dear each spot.
The ceaseless tap, tap of the tools,The engine’s puff, the pump’s dull squeak,The horsemen splashing through the poolsOf greasy mud along the Creek,Are sounds which cannot be suppress’dIn these dear Ile-lands of the Bless’d.
The ceaseless tap, tap of the tools,
The engine’s puff, the pump’s dull squeak,
The horsemen splashing through the pools
Of greasy mud along the Creek,
Are sounds which cannot be suppress’d
In these dear Ile-lands of the Bless’d.
Deep in the vale of Cherry RunThe Humboldt Works I went to see,And sitting there an oil-cask onI found that Grease was not yet free;For busily a dirty carlWas branding “bonded” on each barrel.
Deep in the vale of Cherry Run
The Humboldt Works I went to see,
And sitting there an oil-cask on
I found that Grease was not yet free;
For busily a dirty carl
Was branding “bonded” on each barrel.
I sat upon the rocky browWhich o’erlooks Franklin—far-famed town;A hundred derricks stood belowAnd many a well of great renown;I counted them at break of day,And when the sun set where were they?
I sat upon the rocky brow
Which o’erlooks Franklin—far-famed town;
A hundred derricks stood below
And many a well of great renown;
I counted them at break of day,
And when the sun set where were they?
They were still there. But where art thou,My dry-hole? On the river-shoreThe engine stands all idle now,The heavy auger beats no more;And must a well of so great costBe given up and wholly lost?
They were still there. But where art thou,
My dry-hole? On the river-shore
The engine stands all idle now,
The heavy auger beats no more;
And must a well of so great cost
Be given up and wholly lost?
’Tis awful when you bore a wellDown in the earth six-hundred feet,To find that not a single smellComes up your anxious nose to greet;For what is left the bored one here?For Grease a wish; for Grease a tear!
’Tis awful when you bore a well
Down in the earth six-hundred feet,
To find that not a single smell
Comes up your anxious nose to greet;
For what is left the bored one here?
For Grease a wish; for Grease a tear!
Must I but wish for wells more bless’d?Must I but weep? No, I must toil!Earth, render back from out thy breastA remnant of thy odorous oil!If not three-hundred, grant but threePrecious barrels a day to me.
Must I but wish for wells more bless’d?
Must I but weep? No, I must toil!
Earth, render back from out thy breast
A remnant of thy odorous oil!
If not three-hundred, grant but three
Precious barrels a day to me.
What! silent still? and silent all?Ah no! the rushing of the gasSounds like a distant torrent’s fallAnd answers, bore ahead, you ass,A few feet more; you miss the stuffBecause you don’t go deep enough!
What! silent still? and silent all?
Ah no! the rushing of the gas
Sounds like a distant torrent’s fall
And answers, bore ahead, you ass,
A few feet more; you miss the stuff
Because you don’t go deep enough!
In vain! in vain! Pull up the tools!Fill high the cup with lager-beer!Leave oil-wells to the crazy foolsWho from the East are flocking here.See at the first sight of the canHow hurries each red-shirted man!
In vain! in vain! Pull up the tools!
Fill high the cup with lager-beer!
Leave oil-wells to the crazy fools
Who from the East are flocking here.
See at the first sight of the can
How hurries each red-shirted man!
Fill high the cup with lager-beer!The maidens in their promenadeTowards my lease their footsteps steerTo see if yet my fortune’s made;But sneers their pretty faces spoilTo find I have not yet struck oil.
Fill high the cup with lager-beer!
The maidens in their promenade
Towards my lease their footsteps steer
To see if yet my fortune’s made;
But sneers their pretty faces spoil
To find I have not yet struck oil.
Place me in Oil Creek’s rocky dell,Though mud be deep and prices high;There let me bore another wellAnd find petroleum or die.No more I’ll work this dry-hole here;Dash down that cup of lager-beer.
Place me in Oil Creek’s rocky dell,
Though mud be deep and prices high;
There let me bore another well
And find petroleum or die.
No more I’ll work this dry-hole here;
Dash down that cup of lager-beer.
One of those few and rare occasions upon which John D. Rockefeller is prevailed upon to address an audience was last March in New York, at a social gathering of the Young Men’s Bible Class of the Fifth-Avenue Baptist-Church. Much that he said was extremely interesting. In laying down many excellent precepts he brought forth several lessons from the experiences of his early life. By references to his first ledger, as he called it, which was nothing more than a small paper-covered memorandum-book, he explained how he managed to savemoney even on a small salary. The little book contained the first items of his receipts and expenditures when he first began to earn money. To judge from the care with which he handled this reminder of his early struggles, Mr. Rockefeller was in earnest when he intimated that it would require a fortune to purchase it. His address, purely informal and conversational, was warmly applauded by his hearers and commended by the press. Its practical wisdom and the light it throws upon the early life of a most successful man entitle it to careful preservation. Mr. Rockefeller said, as reported by the New-YorkTribune:
Let me say that it gives me a great deal of pleasure to be here to-night. Although I cannot make you a speech, I have brought with me to show you young men a little book—a book, I think, which may interest you. It is the first ledger I kept. I was trained in business affairs and how to keep a ledger. The practice of keeping a little personal ledger by young men just starting in business and earning money and requiring to learn its value is, I think, a good one. In the first struggle to get a footing—and if you feel as I did I am sorry for you, although I would not be without the memory of that struggle—I kept my accounts in this book, also some memoranda of little incidents that seemed to me important. In after-years I found that book and brought it to New York. It is more than forty-two years since I wrote what it contains. I call it Ledger A, and now I place the greatest value upon it. I have thought that it would be a little help to some of you young men to read one or two extracts from this ledger. [Mr. Rockefeller then produced from his pocket, carefully enveloped in paper-wrapping, the ledger to which he referred, and continued his remarks]:
When I found this book recently I thought it had no cover, because it had writing upon its back. I had utilized the cover to write upon. In those days I was economical, even with paper. When I read it through it brought to my mind remembrances of the care with which I used to record my little items of receipts and disbursements, matters which many of you young men are rather careless over. I believe it is a religious duty to get all the money you can fairly and honestly; to keep all you can and to give away all you can. I think that is a problem that you are all familiar with. I have told you before what pleasure this little book gives me. I dare not let you read it through, because my children, who have read it, say that I did not spell tooth-brush correctly. [Laughter.] But you know we have made great progress in our spelling and I suppose some changes have taken place since those days. [Renewed laughter.] I have not seen this book for twenty-five years. It does not look like a modern ledger, does it? But you could not get that book from me for all the modern ledgers in New York, nor for all that they would bring. It almost brings tears to my eyes when I read over this little book, and it fills me with a sense of gratitude that I cannot express. It shows largely what I received and what I paid out during my first years of business. It shows that from September twenty-sixth, 1855, until January first, 1856, I received $50. Out of that I paid my washerwoman and the lady I boarded with, and saved a little money to put away. I am not ashamed to read it over to you.
Among other things I find that I gave a cent to the Sunday-school every Sunday. That is not a very large sum, is it? But that was all the money I had to give for that particular object. I was also giving to several other religious objects. What I could afford to give I gave regularly, as I was taught to do, and it has been a pleasure to me all my life to do so.
I had a large increase in my revenue the next year. It went up to $25 a month. I began to be a capitalist and, had I regarded myself then as we regard capitalists now, I ought to have felt like a criminal because I had so much money. But we had no trusts or monopolies then. [Laughter.] I paid my own bills and always had a little something to give away, and the happiness of saving some. In fact, I am not so independent now as I was then. It is true I could not secure the most fashionable cut of clothing. I remember I bought mine then of a Jew. [Laughter.] He sold me clothing cheap, clothing such as I could pay for, and it was a great deal better than buying clothing that I could not pay for. I did not make any obligations I could not meet. I lived within my means, and my advice to you young men is to do just the same.
Dr. Faunce has just told you that all young men who come to this church are welcome and are never asked to whom they belong or where they came from. But there is just one question I would like to ask. I would like to know how many of you come from the city and how many come from the country. (Mr. Rockerfeller asked, as a personal favor, if all those present in the room who came from the country would raise their right hand. Fully three-quarters of the number did so.) Now, what a story that tells!
To my mind there is something unfortunate in being born in a city. You have not had the struggles in the city that we have had who were reared in the country. Don’t you notice how the men from the country keep crowding you out here—you who have wealthy fathers? These young men from the country are turning things around and are taking your city. We men from the country are willing to do more work. We were prepared by our experience to do hard work.I remember a little time ago I was in the country and saw a carpenter placing mineral-wool under the roof of a city servant’s bedroom, so that the man should not feel the heat of the summer or hear the patter of the rain-drops on the roof. I could not at the time help recalling the experience of my boyhood, when I slept under a roof. While I could not see the shingles, I remember I could peep through the cracks in them. It was pretty hot in the summer up there, too, I can tell you. But I think I was better for all that sort of experience, for having been reared in the country in that sturdy, practical way, and my heart is sometimes full of sadness as I contemplate the condition of the number of young fellows in this city whom I happen to know well.
They are in the embarrassing position that their fathers have great sums of money, and those boys have not a ghost of a chance to compete with you who come from the country and who want to do something in the world. You are in training now to shortly take the places of those young men. I suppose you cannot realize how many eyes are upon you and how great is the increasing interest that is taken in you. You may not think that, when you are lonely and find it difficult to get a footing. But it is true that, in a place like this, true interest is taken in you. When I left the school-house I came into a place similar to this, where I associated with people whom it was good to know. Nothing better could have happened to me.
I spoke just now of the struggle for success. What is success? Is it money? Some of you have all the money you need to provide for your wants. Who is the poorest man in the world? I tell you, the poorest man I know of is the man who has nothing but money—nothing else in the world upon which to devote his ambition and thought. That is the sort of man I consider to be the poorest in the world. Money is good if you know how to use it.
Now, let me leave this little word of counsel for you. Keep a little ledger, as I did. Write down in it what you receive, and do not be ashamed to write down what you pay away. See that you pay it away in such a manner that your father or mother may look over your book and see just what you did with your money. It will help you to save money, and that you ought to do. When I spoke of a poor man with money I spoke against the poverty of that man who has no affection for anything else, or thought for anything else but money. That kind of a man does not help his own character, nor does he build up the character of another.
Before I leave you I will read a few items from my ledger. I find in looking over it that I was saving money all this time, and in the course of a few years I had saved $1,000. Now, as to some of my expenses. I see that from November twenty-fourth, 1855, to April, 1856, I paid for clothing $9.09. I see also, here, another item which I am inclined to think is extravagant, because I remember I used to wear mittens. The item is a pair of fur-gloves, for which I paid $2.50. In the same period, I find I gave away $5.58. In one month I gave to foreign-missions ten cents; to the mite-society thirty cents, and there is also a contribution to the Five-Points Mission. I was not living then in New York, but I suppose I felt that it was in need of help, so I sent up twelve cents to the mission. Then to the venerable teacher of my class I gave thirty-five cents to make him a present. To the poor people of the church I gave ten cents at this time. In January and February following I gave ten cents more and a further ten cents to the foreign-missions. Those contributions, small as they were, brought me into direct contact with philanthropic work, and with the beneficial work and aims of religious institutions, and I have been helped thereby greatly all my life. It is a mistake for a man who wishes for happiness and to help others to wait until he has a fortune before giving to deserving objects. [Great applause.]
And this exemplary citizen, who in his youth and poverty formed the habit of systematic benevolence, who befriends the poor, who dispenses charity with a bountiful hand, who helps young men better their condition, who gives millions for education and religion, who believes in the justice of God and the rights of man, who has woven the raveled skeins of a weakened industry into the world’s grandest business-enterprise, assassins of character picture as a cold-blooded oppressor, a base conspirator, a “devourer of widows’ houses,” an abettor of larceny and instigator of arson! “Oh, Shame! where is thy blush?”
Although the Standard pays the highest wages in the world and has never had a serious strike in its grand army of forty-thousand men, not one cent of a reduction was ordered during the panic. No works stopped and no employés were turned adrift to beg or starve. On the contrary, improvements and additions were made continually, the force of workmen was augmented, cash was paid for everything bought, no claims remained unsettled and nobody had to wait an hour for money justly due. These are points for the toiling masses, whom prejudice against big corporations sometimes misleads, to understand and consider before accepting the creed that wealth and dishonor are synonymous, that each is the creature of the other and both are twin-links of the same sausage.
A WELL-SHOOTER.
A WELL-SHOOTER.
A WELL-SHOOTER.
The Oil-CityBlizzard, itself as lively as a glycerine-explosion, in a spasm of dynamite-enthusiasm loaded up and fired off this eccentricity:
Pat Magnew was a shooter bold,Who handled glycerine;And though he had no printing-shopHe ran a magazine.And while he had a level head,And business plenty found,’Most ev’ry job he undertookHe ran into the ground.He never claimed expert to be,But what he did was right,And when he shot a well, you see,He did it “out of sight.”He seemed to like his daily toil,Its dangers did not fear;He’d help his patrons to find oil,And then he’d disappear.Sometimes he shot wells with a squib,When at the proper level;Sometimes when he had been to church,He shot with a go-devil.He always had a great tin-shellBeside him on the seat,Had horses good and drove like—well,No moss grew on their feet.And when he drove along the road,And that was every day,Wise people all, who knew his load,Gave him the right of way.His wife once said: “I greatly fearThat you will yet be blownTo atoms, if you don’t, my dear,Let well enough alone.”“Some day there’ll be a thunder-sound;And scattered far and near,O’er hill and dale and all around,Will be my husband dear.”Replied Magnew: “I call to mind—His words are nowise sickly—That Billy Shakespeare once remarked:‘’Twere well it were done quickly.’“And I’ll be blown,” continued Pat,“If I didn’t want it known,That I’d rather be by dynamiteThan by a woman blown.”
Pat Magnew was a shooter bold,Who handled glycerine;And though he had no printing-shopHe ran a magazine.And while he had a level head,And business plenty found,’Most ev’ry job he undertookHe ran into the ground.He never claimed expert to be,But what he did was right,And when he shot a well, you see,He did it “out of sight.”He seemed to like his daily toil,Its dangers did not fear;He’d help his patrons to find oil,And then he’d disappear.Sometimes he shot wells with a squib,When at the proper level;Sometimes when he had been to church,He shot with a go-devil.He always had a great tin-shellBeside him on the seat,Had horses good and drove like—well,No moss grew on their feet.And when he drove along the road,And that was every day,Wise people all, who knew his load,Gave him the right of way.His wife once said: “I greatly fearThat you will yet be blownTo atoms, if you don’t, my dear,Let well enough alone.”“Some day there’ll be a thunder-sound;And scattered far and near,O’er hill and dale and all around,Will be my husband dear.”Replied Magnew: “I call to mind—His words are nowise sickly—That Billy Shakespeare once remarked:‘’Twere well it were done quickly.’“And I’ll be blown,” continued Pat,“If I didn’t want it known,That I’d rather be by dynamiteThan by a woman blown.”
Pat Magnew was a shooter bold,Who handled glycerine;And though he had no printing-shopHe ran a magazine.
Pat Magnew was a shooter bold,
Who handled glycerine;
And though he had no printing-shop
He ran a magazine.
And while he had a level head,And business plenty found,’Most ev’ry job he undertookHe ran into the ground.
And while he had a level head,
And business plenty found,
’Most ev’ry job he undertook
He ran into the ground.
He never claimed expert to be,But what he did was right,And when he shot a well, you see,He did it “out of sight.”
He never claimed expert to be,
But what he did was right,
And when he shot a well, you see,
He did it “out of sight.”
He seemed to like his daily toil,Its dangers did not fear;He’d help his patrons to find oil,And then he’d disappear.
He seemed to like his daily toil,
Its dangers did not fear;
He’d help his patrons to find oil,
And then he’d disappear.
Sometimes he shot wells with a squib,When at the proper level;Sometimes when he had been to church,He shot with a go-devil.
Sometimes he shot wells with a squib,
When at the proper level;
Sometimes when he had been to church,
He shot with a go-devil.
He always had a great tin-shellBeside him on the seat,Had horses good and drove like—well,No moss grew on their feet.
He always had a great tin-shell
Beside him on the seat,
Had horses good and drove like—well,
No moss grew on their feet.
And when he drove along the road,And that was every day,Wise people all, who knew his load,Gave him the right of way.
And when he drove along the road,
And that was every day,
Wise people all, who knew his load,
Gave him the right of way.
His wife once said: “I greatly fearThat you will yet be blownTo atoms, if you don’t, my dear,Let well enough alone.”
His wife once said: “I greatly fear
That you will yet be blown
To atoms, if you don’t, my dear,
Let well enough alone.”
“Some day there’ll be a thunder-sound;And scattered far and near,O’er hill and dale and all around,Will be my husband dear.”
“Some day there’ll be a thunder-sound;
And scattered far and near,
O’er hill and dale and all around,
Will be my husband dear.”
Replied Magnew: “I call to mind—His words are nowise sickly—That Billy Shakespeare once remarked:‘’Twere well it were done quickly.’
Replied Magnew: “I call to mind—
His words are nowise sickly—
That Billy Shakespeare once remarked:
‘’Twere well it were done quickly.’
“And I’ll be blown,” continued Pat,“If I didn’t want it known,That I’d rather be by dynamiteThan by a woman blown.”
“And I’ll be blown,” continued Pat,
“If I didn’t want it known,
That I’d rather be by dynamite
Than by a woman blown.”
THE OLD YEAR DONE IN OIL.
THE OLD YEAR DONE IN OIL.
THE OLD YEAR DONE IN OIL.
Old Year! transported by fast freight,With neither drawback nor rebate,How odd it seems to quote thee “late!”Old Year! since thou wert struck, alas!What surface shows have men let pass—They promised oil and yielded gas!Old Year! test-wells of crude that smelt,But had no sand like snows would melt.Few always drill straight on the belt!Old Year! thy option has expired,Certificates have been retiredAnd royalty in full required.Old Year! thy territory’s played,Pipage and storage-charges paid,Tanks emptied and delivery made.Old Year! a twelvemonth pump’d thee dry,Now tools and cable are laid by,Engine and derrick idle lie.Old Year! developments are o’er,The paraffine has clogg’d each poreAnd thou shalt operate no more.Old Year! lease out and rig in dust,Time on thy boiler, left to rust,Writes the producer’s motto: “Bu’st!”And when it comes our turn to beImmediate shipment o’er life’s sea,Old Year! we’ll put a call for thee!
Old Year! transported by fast freight,With neither drawback nor rebate,How odd it seems to quote thee “late!”Old Year! since thou wert struck, alas!What surface shows have men let pass—They promised oil and yielded gas!Old Year! test-wells of crude that smelt,But had no sand like snows would melt.Few always drill straight on the belt!Old Year! thy option has expired,Certificates have been retiredAnd royalty in full required.Old Year! thy territory’s played,Pipage and storage-charges paid,Tanks emptied and delivery made.Old Year! a twelvemonth pump’d thee dry,Now tools and cable are laid by,Engine and derrick idle lie.Old Year! developments are o’er,The paraffine has clogg’d each poreAnd thou shalt operate no more.Old Year! lease out and rig in dust,Time on thy boiler, left to rust,Writes the producer’s motto: “Bu’st!”And when it comes our turn to beImmediate shipment o’er life’s sea,Old Year! we’ll put a call for thee!
Old Year! transported by fast freight,With neither drawback nor rebate,How odd it seems to quote thee “late!”
Old Year! transported by fast freight,
With neither drawback nor rebate,
How odd it seems to quote thee “late!”
Old Year! since thou wert struck, alas!What surface shows have men let pass—They promised oil and yielded gas!
Old Year! since thou wert struck, alas!
What surface shows have men let pass—
They promised oil and yielded gas!
Old Year! test-wells of crude that smelt,But had no sand like snows would melt.Few always drill straight on the belt!
Old Year! test-wells of crude that smelt,
But had no sand like snows would melt.
Few always drill straight on the belt!
Old Year! thy option has expired,Certificates have been retiredAnd royalty in full required.
Old Year! thy option has expired,
Certificates have been retired
And royalty in full required.
Old Year! thy territory’s played,Pipage and storage-charges paid,Tanks emptied and delivery made.
Old Year! thy territory’s played,
Pipage and storage-charges paid,
Tanks emptied and delivery made.
Old Year! a twelvemonth pump’d thee dry,Now tools and cable are laid by,Engine and derrick idle lie.
Old Year! a twelvemonth pump’d thee dry,
Now tools and cable are laid by,
Engine and derrick idle lie.
Old Year! developments are o’er,The paraffine has clogg’d each poreAnd thou shalt operate no more.
Old Year! developments are o’er,
The paraffine has clogg’d each pore
And thou shalt operate no more.
Old Year! lease out and rig in dust,Time on thy boiler, left to rust,Writes the producer’s motto: “Bu’st!”
Old Year! lease out and rig in dust,
Time on thy boiler, left to rust,
Writes the producer’s motto: “Bu’st!”
And when it comes our turn to beImmediate shipment o’er life’s sea,Old Year! we’ll put a call for thee!
And when it comes our turn to be
Immediate shipment o’er life’s sea,
Old Year! we’ll put a call for thee!
THE CANINE’S DOOM.
THE CANINE’S DOOM.
THE CANINE’S DOOM.
When the Oil-CityDerrickhad its circus with the Allegheny-Valley Railroad it fell to my lot to write up most of the incidents of the conflict. Occasionally a bit of doggerel like this hit the popular fancy:
Moses had a great big dog,His hair was black as jet,And everywhere that Moses wentThat pup was sure to get.One day, upon the Valley RoadWhen Moses went to ride,The faithful canine follow’d closeAnd sat down by his side.But when the train to Scrubgrass gotThe daily wreck occurr’d,The cars cavorted down the bankWithout one warning word.Sad was that hapless puppy’s fate—So mangled, burn’d and drown’d,Not a bologna could be madeFrom all the fragments found!
Moses had a great big dog,His hair was black as jet,And everywhere that Moses wentThat pup was sure to get.One day, upon the Valley RoadWhen Moses went to ride,The faithful canine follow’d closeAnd sat down by his side.But when the train to Scrubgrass gotThe daily wreck occurr’d,The cars cavorted down the bankWithout one warning word.Sad was that hapless puppy’s fate—So mangled, burn’d and drown’d,Not a bologna could be madeFrom all the fragments found!
Moses had a great big dog,His hair was black as jet,And everywhere that Moses wentThat pup was sure to get.
Moses had a great big dog,
His hair was black as jet,
And everywhere that Moses went
That pup was sure to get.
One day, upon the Valley RoadWhen Moses went to ride,The faithful canine follow’d closeAnd sat down by his side.
One day, upon the Valley Road
When Moses went to ride,
The faithful canine follow’d close
And sat down by his side.
But when the train to Scrubgrass gotThe daily wreck occurr’d,The cars cavorted down the bankWithout one warning word.
But when the train to Scrubgrass got
The daily wreck occurr’d,
The cars cavorted down the bank
Without one warning word.
Sad was that hapless puppy’s fate—So mangled, burn’d and drown’d,Not a bologna could be madeFrom all the fragments found!
Sad was that hapless puppy’s fate—
So mangled, burn’d and drown’d,
Not a bologna could be made
From all the fragments found!
How the Price of Oil Affects the Producer.When Oil is 70 Cents.When Oil is $3.When Oil is $5.
How the Price of Oil Affects the Producer.When Oil is 70 Cents.When Oil is $3.When Oil is $5.
How the Price of Oil Affects the Producer.When Oil is 70 Cents.When Oil is $3.When Oil is $5.