Alan met Krishna the next morning at ten a.m., as Alan was running a table saw on the neighbors’ front lawn, sawing studs up to fit the second wall. Krishna came out of the house in a dirty dressing gown, his short hair matted with gel from the night before. He was tall and fit and muscular, his brown calves flashing through the vent of his housecoat. He was smoking a hand-rolled cigarette and clutching a can of Coke.Alan shut down the saw and shifted his goggles up to his forehead. “Good morning,” he said. “I’d stay on the porch if I were you, or maybe put on some shoes. There’re lots of nails and splinters around.”Krishna, about to step off the porch, stepped back. “You must be Alvin,” he said.“Yup,” Alan said, going up the stairs, sticking out his hand. “And you must be Krishna. You’re pretty good with a guitar, you know that?”Krishna shook briefly, then snatched his hand back and rubbed at his stubble. “I know. You’re pretty fucking loud with a table saw.”Alan looked sheepish. “Sorry about that. I wanted to get the heavy work done before it got too hot. Hope I’m not disturbing you too much—today’s the only sawing day. I’ll be hammering for the next day or two, then it’s all wet work—the loudest tool I’ll be using is sandpaper. Won’t take more than four days, tops, anyway, and we’ll be in good shape.”Krishna gave him a long, considering look. “What are you, anyway?”“I’m a writer—for now. Used to have a few shops.”Krishna blew a plume of smoke off into the distance. “That’s not what I mean. Whatareyou, Adam? Alan? Andrew? I’ve met people like you before. There’s something not right about you.”Alan didn’t know what to say to that. This was bound to come up someday.“Where are you from?”“Up north. Near Kapuskasing,” he said. “A little town.”“I don’t believe you,” Krishna said. “Are you an alien? A fairy? What?”Alan shook his head. “Just about what I seem, I’m afraid. Just a guy.”“Just about, huh?” he said.“Just about.”“There’s a lot of wiggle room injust about, Arthur. It’s a free country, but just the same, I don’t think I like you very much. Far as I’m concerned, you could get lost and never come back.”“Sorry you feel that way, Krishna. I hope I’ll grow on you as time goes by.”“I hope that you won’t have the chance to,” Krishna said, flicking the dog end of his cigarette toward the sidewalk.
Alan met Krishna the next morning at ten a.m., as Alan was running a table saw on the neighbors’ front lawn, sawing studs up to fit the second wall. Krishna came out of the house in a dirty dressing gown, his short hair matted with gel from the night before. He was tall and fit and muscular, his brown calves flashing through the vent of his housecoat. He was smoking a hand-rolled cigarette and clutching a can of Coke.
Alan shut down the saw and shifted his goggles up to his forehead. “Good morning,” he said. “I’d stay on the porch if I were you, or maybe put on some shoes. There’re lots of nails and splinters around.”
Krishna, about to step off the porch, stepped back. “You must be Alvin,” he said.
“Yup,” Alan said, going up the stairs, sticking out his hand. “And you must be Krishna. You’re pretty good with a guitar, you know that?”
Krishna shook briefly, then snatched his hand back and rubbed at his stubble. “I know. You’re pretty fucking loud with a table saw.”
Alan looked sheepish. “Sorry about that. I wanted to get the heavy work done before it got too hot. Hope I’m not disturbing you too much—today’s the only sawing day. I’ll be hammering for the next day or two, then it’s all wet work—the loudest tool I’ll be using is sandpaper. Won’t take more than four days, tops, anyway, and we’ll be in good shape.”
Krishna gave him a long, considering look. “What are you, anyway?”
“I’m a writer—for now. Used to have a few shops.”
Krishna blew a plume of smoke off into the distance. “That’s not what I mean. Whatareyou, Adam? Alan? Andrew? I’ve met people like you before. There’s something not right about you.”
Alan didn’t know what to say to that. This was bound to come up someday.
“Where are you from?”
“Up north. Near Kapuskasing,” he said. “A little town.”
“I don’t believe you,” Krishna said. “Are you an alien? A fairy? What?”
Alan shook his head. “Just about what I seem, I’m afraid. Just a guy.”
“Just about, huh?” he said.
“Just about.”
“There’s a lot of wiggle room injust about, Arthur. It’s a free country, but just the same, I don’t think I like you very much. Far as I’m concerned, you could get lost and never come back.”
“Sorry you feel that way, Krishna. I hope I’ll grow on you as time goes by.”
“I hope that you won’t have the chance to,” Krishna said, flicking the dog end of his cigarette toward the sidewalk.