ANZAC LIMERICKS
There’s a certain darned nuisance called “Beachy,”Whose shells are exceedingly screechy;But we’re keeping the score,And we’re after your gore—So look out, “Beachy Bill,” when we meet ye.They’ve given us all respirators,And we’ve bundles of ancientSpectators;But we’d give up the twoFor a good oyster stew,Or a dixie of chipped pertaters.C. D. Mc.
There’s a certain darned nuisance called “Beachy,”Whose shells are exceedingly screechy;But we’re keeping the score,And we’re after your gore—So look out, “Beachy Bill,” when we meet ye.They’ve given us all respirators,And we’ve bundles of ancientSpectators;But we’d give up the twoFor a good oyster stew,Or a dixie of chipped pertaters.C. D. Mc.
There’s a certain darned nuisance called “Beachy,”Whose shells are exceedingly screechy;But we’re keeping the score,And we’re after your gore—So look out, “Beachy Bill,” when we meet ye.
There’s a certain darned nuisance called “Beachy,”
Whose shells are exceedingly screechy;
But we’re keeping the score,
And we’re after your gore—
So look out, “Beachy Bill,” when we meet ye.
They’ve given us all respirators,And we’ve bundles of ancientSpectators;But we’d give up the twoFor a good oyster stew,Or a dixie of chipped pertaters.
They’ve given us all respirators,
And we’ve bundles of ancientSpectators;
But we’d give up the two
For a good oyster stew,
Or a dixie of chipped pertaters.
C. D. Mc.
C. D. Mc.