YE KNYGHTE-MARE.

YE KNYGHTE-MARE.A POST-MORT-D’ARTHURIAN LEGEND.

A POST-MORT-D’ARTHURIAN LEGEND.

Ye log burns low, ye feaste is donne,Twelve knyghtes of ye Table RoundeSlyde down fromme ye benches, one by one,And snore upon ye ground.Ye log to a dimme blue flame has died,When ye doore of ye banquet halleIs opened wide, and in there glydeTwelve spectral Hagges ande Talle.Ye log burns dimme, and eke more dimme,Loud groans each knyghtlie gueste,As ye ghoste of his grandmother, gaunt and grimme,Sitts on each knyghte hys cheste.Ye log in pieces twaine doth falle,Ye daye beginnes to breake,Twelve ghostlie grandmothers glyde from ye hall,And ye twelve goode knyghtes awake.Ande ever whenne Mynce Pye was placedOn ye table frome thatte daye,Ye Twelve knyghtes crossed themselves in hasteAnde looked ye other waye.

Ye log burns low, ye feaste is donne,Twelve knyghtes of ye Table RoundeSlyde down fromme ye benches, one by one,And snore upon ye ground.Ye log to a dimme blue flame has died,When ye doore of ye banquet halleIs opened wide, and in there glydeTwelve spectral Hagges ande Talle.Ye log burns dimme, and eke more dimme,Loud groans each knyghtlie gueste,As ye ghoste of his grandmother, gaunt and grimme,Sitts on each knyghte hys cheste.Ye log in pieces twaine doth falle,Ye daye beginnes to breake,Twelve ghostlie grandmothers glyde from ye hall,And ye twelve goode knyghtes awake.Ande ever whenne Mynce Pye was placedOn ye table frome thatte daye,Ye Twelve knyghtes crossed themselves in hasteAnde looked ye other waye.

Ye log burns low, ye feaste is donne,Twelve knyghtes of ye Table RoundeSlyde down fromme ye benches, one by one,And snore upon ye ground.

Ye log burns low, ye feaste is donne,

Twelve knyghtes of ye Table Rounde

Slyde down fromme ye benches, one by one,

And snore upon ye ground.

Ye log to a dimme blue flame has died,When ye doore of ye banquet halleIs opened wide, and in there glydeTwelve spectral Hagges ande Talle.

Ye log to a dimme blue flame has died,

When ye doore of ye banquet halle

Is opened wide, and in there glyde

Twelve spectral Hagges ande Talle.

Ye log burns dimme, and eke more dimme,Loud groans each knyghtlie gueste,As ye ghoste of his grandmother, gaunt and grimme,Sitts on each knyghte hys cheste.

Ye log burns dimme, and eke more dimme,

Loud groans each knyghtlie gueste,

As ye ghoste of his grandmother, gaunt and grimme,

Sitts on each knyghte hys cheste.

Ye log in pieces twaine doth falle,Ye daye beginnes to breake,Twelve ghostlie grandmothers glyde from ye hall,And ye twelve goode knyghtes awake.

Ye log in pieces twaine doth falle,

Ye daye beginnes to breake,

Twelve ghostlie grandmothers glyde from ye hall,

And ye twelve goode knyghtes awake.

Ande ever whenne Mynce Pye was placedOn ye table frome thatte daye,Ye Twelve knyghtes crossed themselves in hasteAnde looked ye other waye.

Ande ever whenne Mynce Pye was placed

On ye table frome thatte daye,

Ye Twelve knyghtes crossed themselves in haste

Ande looked ye other waye.

Why and Wherefore set one dayTo hunt for a wild Negation.They agreed to meet at a cool retreatOn the Point of Interrogation.But the night was dark and they missed their mark,And, driven well-nigh to distraction,They lost their ways in a murky mazeOf utter abstruse abstraction.Then they took a boat and were soon afloatOn a sea of Speculation,But the sea grew rough, and their boat, though tough,Was split into an Equation.As they floundered about in the waves of doubtRose a fearful Hypothesis,Who gibbered with glee as they sank in the sea,And the last they saw was this:On a rock-bound reef of UnbeliefThere sat the wild Negation;Then they sank once more and were washed ashoreAt the Point of Interrogation.

Why and Wherefore set one dayTo hunt for a wild Negation.They agreed to meet at a cool retreatOn the Point of Interrogation.But the night was dark and they missed their mark,And, driven well-nigh to distraction,They lost their ways in a murky mazeOf utter abstruse abstraction.Then they took a boat and were soon afloatOn a sea of Speculation,But the sea grew rough, and their boat, though tough,Was split into an Equation.As they floundered about in the waves of doubtRose a fearful Hypothesis,Who gibbered with glee as they sank in the sea,And the last they saw was this:On a rock-bound reef of UnbeliefThere sat the wild Negation;Then they sank once more and were washed ashoreAt the Point of Interrogation.

Why and Wherefore set one dayTo hunt for a wild Negation.They agreed to meet at a cool retreatOn the Point of Interrogation.

Why and Wherefore set one day

To hunt for a wild Negation.

They agreed to meet at a cool retreat

On the Point of Interrogation.

But the night was dark and they missed their mark,And, driven well-nigh to distraction,They lost their ways in a murky mazeOf utter abstruse abstraction.

But the night was dark and they missed their mark,

And, driven well-nigh to distraction,

They lost their ways in a murky maze

Of utter abstruse abstraction.

Then they took a boat and were soon afloatOn a sea of Speculation,But the sea grew rough, and their boat, though tough,Was split into an Equation.

Then they took a boat and were soon afloat

On a sea of Speculation,

But the sea grew rough, and their boat, though tough,

Was split into an Equation.

As they floundered about in the waves of doubtRose a fearful Hypothesis,Who gibbered with glee as they sank in the sea,And the last they saw was this:

As they floundered about in the waves of doubt

Rose a fearful Hypothesis,

Who gibbered with glee as they sank in the sea,

And the last they saw was this:

On a rock-bound reef of UnbeliefThere sat the wild Negation;Then they sank once more and were washed ashoreAt the Point of Interrogation.

On a rock-bound reef of Unbelief

There sat the wild Negation;

Then they sank once more and were washed ashore

At the Point of Interrogation.

In a very lonely tower,So the legend goes to tell,Pines a Princess in the powerOf a dreadful Dragon’s spell.There she sits in silent state,Always watching—always dumb,While the Dragon at the gateEats her suitors as they come—King and Prince of every nationPoet, Page, and Troubadour,Of whatever rank or station—Eats them up and waits for more.Every Knight that hears the legendThinks he’ll see what he can do,Gives his sword a lovely edge, and—Like the rest is eaten too!All of which is very pretty,And romantic, too, forsooth;But, somehow, it seems a pityThat they should n’t know the truth.If they only knew that reallyThere is no Princess to gain—That she’s an invention merelyOf the crafty Dragon’s brain.Once it chanced he’d missed his dinnerFor perhaps a day or two;Felt that he was getting thinner,Wondered what he’d better do.Then it was that he bethought himHow in this romantic age(Reading fairy tales had taught him)Rescuing ladies was the rage.So a lonely tower he rented,For a trifling sum per year,And this thrilling tale invented,Which was carried far and near;Far and near throughout the nations,And the Dragon ever since,Has relied for daily rations,On some jolly Knight or Prince.And while his romantic fictionTo a chivalrous age appeals,It’s a very safe prediction:He will never want for meals.

In a very lonely tower,So the legend goes to tell,Pines a Princess in the powerOf a dreadful Dragon’s spell.There she sits in silent state,Always watching—always dumb,While the Dragon at the gateEats her suitors as they come—King and Prince of every nationPoet, Page, and Troubadour,Of whatever rank or station—Eats them up and waits for more.Every Knight that hears the legendThinks he’ll see what he can do,Gives his sword a lovely edge, and—Like the rest is eaten too!All of which is very pretty,And romantic, too, forsooth;But, somehow, it seems a pityThat they should n’t know the truth.If they only knew that reallyThere is no Princess to gain—That she’s an invention merelyOf the crafty Dragon’s brain.Once it chanced he’d missed his dinnerFor perhaps a day or two;Felt that he was getting thinner,Wondered what he’d better do.Then it was that he bethought himHow in this romantic age(Reading fairy tales had taught him)Rescuing ladies was the rage.So a lonely tower he rented,For a trifling sum per year,And this thrilling tale invented,Which was carried far and near;Far and near throughout the nations,And the Dragon ever since,Has relied for daily rations,On some jolly Knight or Prince.And while his romantic fictionTo a chivalrous age appeals,It’s a very safe prediction:He will never want for meals.

In a very lonely tower,So the legend goes to tell,Pines a Princess in the powerOf a dreadful Dragon’s spell.

In a very lonely tower,

So the legend goes to tell,

Pines a Princess in the power

Of a dreadful Dragon’s spell.

There she sits in silent state,Always watching—always dumb,While the Dragon at the gateEats her suitors as they come—

There she sits in silent state,

Always watching—always dumb,

While the Dragon at the gate

Eats her suitors as they come—

King and Prince of every nationPoet, Page, and Troubadour,Of whatever rank or station—Eats them up and waits for more.

King and Prince of every nation

Poet, Page, and Troubadour,

Of whatever rank or station—

Eats them up and waits for more.

Every Knight that hears the legendThinks he’ll see what he can do,Gives his sword a lovely edge, and—Like the rest is eaten too!

Every Knight that hears the legend

Thinks he’ll see what he can do,

Gives his sword a lovely edge, and—

Like the rest is eaten too!

All of which is very pretty,And romantic, too, forsooth;But, somehow, it seems a pityThat they should n’t know the truth.

All of which is very pretty,

And romantic, too, forsooth;

But, somehow, it seems a pity

That they should n’t know the truth.

If they only knew that reallyThere is no Princess to gain—That she’s an invention merelyOf the crafty Dragon’s brain.

If they only knew that really

There is no Princess to gain—

That she’s an invention merely

Of the crafty Dragon’s brain.

Once it chanced he’d missed his dinnerFor perhaps a day or two;Felt that he was getting thinner,Wondered what he’d better do.

Once it chanced he’d missed his dinner

For perhaps a day or two;

Felt that he was getting thinner,

Wondered what he’d better do.

Then it was that he bethought himHow in this romantic age(Reading fairy tales had taught him)Rescuing ladies was the rage.

Then it was that he bethought him

How in this romantic age

(Reading fairy tales had taught him)

Rescuing ladies was the rage.

So a lonely tower he rented,For a trifling sum per year,And this thrilling tale invented,Which was carried far and near;

So a lonely tower he rented,

For a trifling sum per year,

And this thrilling tale invented,

Which was carried far and near;

Far and near throughout the nations,And the Dragon ever since,Has relied for daily rations,On some jolly Knight or Prince.

Far and near throughout the nations,

And the Dragon ever since,

Has relied for daily rations,

On some jolly Knight or Prince.

And while his romantic fictionTo a chivalrous age appeals,It’s a very safe prediction:He will never want for meals.

And while his romantic fiction

To a chivalrous age appeals,

It’s a very safe prediction:

He will never want for meals.

A Fable

is Majesty the King of Beasts,Tired of fuss and formal feasts,Once resolved that he would goOn a tour incognito.But a suitable disguiseWas not easy to devise;Kingly natures do not careOther people’s things to wear.

is Majesty the King of Beasts,Tired of fuss and formal feasts,Once resolved that he would goOn a tour incognito.But a suitable disguiseWas not easy to devise;Kingly natures do not careOther people’s things to wear.

is Majesty the King of Beasts,Tired of fuss and formal feasts,Once resolved that he would goOn a tour incognito.But a suitable disguiseWas not easy to devise;Kingly natures do not careOther people’s things to wear.

is Majesty the King of Beasts,Tired of fuss and formal feasts,Once resolved that he would goOn a tour incognito.But a suitable disguiseWas not easy to devise;Kingly natures do not careOther people’s things to wear.

is Majesty the King of Beasts,Tired of fuss and formal feasts,Once resolved that he would goOn a tour incognito.But a suitable disguiseWas not easy to devise;Kingly natures do not careOther people’s things to wear.

is Majesty the King of Beasts,

Tired of fuss and formal feasts,

Once resolved that he would go

On a tour incognito.

But a suitable disguise

Was not easy to devise;

Kingly natures do not care

Other people’s things to wear.

is Majesty the King of Beasts,Tired of fuss and formal feasts,Once resolved that he would goOn a tour incognito.But a suitable disguiseWas not easy to devise;Kingly natures do not careOther people’s things to wear.

is Majesty the King of Beasts,Tired of fuss and formal feasts,Once resolved that he would goOn a tour incognito.But a suitable disguiseWas not easy to devise;Kingly natures do not careOther people’s things to wear.

is Majesty the King of Beasts,

Tired of fuss and formal feasts,

Once resolved that he would go

On a tour incognito.

But a suitable disguise

Was not easy to devise;

Kingly natures do not care

Other people’s things to wear.

The very thought filled him with shame.“No, I will simply change my name,”Said he, “and go just as I am,And call myself a Woolly Lamb.”

The very thought filled him with shame.“No, I will simply change my name,”Said he, “and go just as I am,And call myself a Woolly Lamb.”

The very thought filled him with shame.“No, I will simply change my name,”Said he, “and go just as I am,And call myself a Woolly Lamb.”

The very thought filled him with shame.

“No, I will simply change my name,”

Said he, “and go just as I am,

And call myself a Woolly Lamb.”

And so he did, and as you’ll guess,He had a measure of success.Disguised in name alone, he yetTook in ’most every one he met.The first was Mister Wolf, who said,“Your Majesty—” “Off with his head!”The angry monarch roared. “I am,I’d have you know, a Woolly Lamb.”Then Mistress Lamb, who, being near,Had heard, addressed him: “Brother dear—”“Odds cats!” the lion roared. “My word!Such insolence I never heard!”His rage was a terrific sight(It almost spoiled his appetite).And so it went, until one dayHe met Sir Fox, who stopped to say(Keeping just far enough away,Yet in a casual, off-hand way,As if he did n’t care a fig),“Good-morning to you, Thingumjig.”To-day we think itinfra dig,To use such words as Thing um jig;But what is now a vulgar wordIn those days never had been heard.Sir Fox himself invented itThis great emergency to fit.

And so he did, and as you’ll guess,He had a measure of success.Disguised in name alone, he yetTook in ’most every one he met.The first was Mister Wolf, who said,“Your Majesty—” “Off with his head!”The angry monarch roared. “I am,I’d have you know, a Woolly Lamb.”Then Mistress Lamb, who, being near,Had heard, addressed him: “Brother dear—”“Odds cats!” the lion roared. “My word!Such insolence I never heard!”His rage was a terrific sight(It almost spoiled his appetite).And so it went, until one dayHe met Sir Fox, who stopped to say(Keeping just far enough away,Yet in a casual, off-hand way,As if he did n’t care a fig),“Good-morning to you, Thingumjig.”To-day we think itinfra dig,To use such words as Thing um jig;But what is now a vulgar wordIn those days never had been heard.Sir Fox himself invented itThis great emergency to fit.

And so he did, and as you’ll guess,He had a measure of success.Disguised in name alone, he yetTook in ’most every one he met.

And so he did, and as you’ll guess,

He had a measure of success.

Disguised in name alone, he yet

Took in ’most every one he met.

The first was Mister Wolf, who said,“Your Majesty—” “Off with his head!”The angry monarch roared. “I am,I’d have you know, a Woolly Lamb.”

The first was Mister Wolf, who said,

“Your Majesty—” “Off with his head!”

The angry monarch roared. “I am,

I’d have you know, a Woolly Lamb.”

Then Mistress Lamb, who, being near,Had heard, addressed him: “Brother dear—”“Odds cats!” the lion roared. “My word!Such insolence I never heard!”

Then Mistress Lamb, who, being near,

Had heard, addressed him: “Brother dear—”

“Odds cats!” the lion roared. “My word!

Such insolence I never heard!”

His rage was a terrific sight(It almost spoiled his appetite).And so it went, until one dayHe met Sir Fox, who stopped to say(Keeping just far enough away,Yet in a casual, off-hand way,As if he did n’t care a fig),“Good-morning to you, Thingumjig.”

His rage was a terrific sight

(It almost spoiled his appetite).

And so it went, until one day

He met Sir Fox, who stopped to say

(Keeping just far enough away,

Yet in a casual, off-hand way,

As if he did n’t care a fig),

“Good-morning to you, Thingumjig.”

To-day we think itinfra dig,To use such words as Thing um jig;But what is now a vulgar wordIn those days never had been heard.Sir Fox himself invented itThis great emergency to fit.

To-day we think itinfra dig,

To use such words as Thing um jig;

But what is now a vulgar word

In those days never had been heard.

Sir Fox himself invented it

This great emergency to fit.

The King of Beasts, quite unpreparedFor this reception, simply stared.

The King of Beasts, quite unpreparedFor this reception, simply stared.

The King of Beasts, quite unpreparedFor this reception, simply stared.

The King of Beasts, quite unpreparedFor this reception, simply stared.

The King of Beasts, quite unpreparedFor this reception, simply stared.

The King of Beasts, quite unprepared

For this reception, simply stared.

The King of Beasts, quite unpreparedFor this reception, simply stared.

The King of Beasts, quite unpreparedFor this reception, simply stared.

The King of Beasts, quite unpreparedFor this reception, simply stared.

The King of Beasts, quite unprepared

For this reception, simply stared.

Of course he was not going to showThere was a word he did not know.He bowed, and with his haughtiest airResumed his walk; but everywhereHe went his subjects, small and big,Took up the cry of Thingumjig.It followed him where’er he went;He did n’t dare his rage to vent.Suppose it were a compliment?His anger then would only showHere was a word he did not know!The only course for him ’t was clear,Was to pretend he did not hear.

Of course he was not going to showThere was a word he did not know.He bowed, and with his haughtiest airResumed his walk; but everywhereHe went his subjects, small and big,Took up the cry of Thingumjig.It followed him where’er he went;He did n’t dare his rage to vent.Suppose it were a compliment?His anger then would only showHere was a word he did not know!The only course for him ’t was clear,Was to pretend he did not hear.

Of course he was not going to showThere was a word he did not know.He bowed, and with his haughtiest airResumed his walk; but everywhereHe went his subjects, small and big,Took up the cry of Thingumjig.It followed him where’er he went;He did n’t dare his rage to vent.Suppose it were a compliment?His anger then would only showHere was a word he did not know!The only course for him ’t was clear,Was to pretend he did not hear.

Of course he was not going to show

There was a word he did not know.

He bowed, and with his haughtiest air

Resumed his walk; but everywhere

He went his subjects, small and big,

Took up the cry of Thingumjig.

It followed him where’er he went;

He did n’t dare his rage to vent.

Suppose it were a compliment?

His anger then would only show

Here was a word he did not know!

The only course for him ’t was clear,

Was to pretend he did not hear.

And this he did until, at length,Long fasting so impaired his strengthHe gave his tour up in despair,Mid great rejoicing everywhere.

And this he did until, at length,Long fasting so impaired his strengthHe gave his tour up in despair,Mid great rejoicing everywhere.

And this he did until, at length,Long fasting so impaired his strengthHe gave his tour up in despair,Mid great rejoicing everywhere.

And this he did until, at length,Long fasting so impaired his strengthHe gave his tour up in despair,Mid great rejoicing everywhere.

And this he did until, at length,

Long fasting so impaired his strength

He gave his tour up in despair,

Mid great rejoicing everywhere.

And this he did until, at length,Long fasting so impaired his strengthHe gave his tour up in despair,Mid great rejoicing everywhere.

And this he did until, at length,Long fasting so impaired his strengthHe gave his tour up in despair,Mid great rejoicing everywhere.

And this he did until, at length,

Long fasting so impaired his strength

He gave his tour up in despair,

Mid great rejoicing everywhere.


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