HUBERTandARTHUR.
HUB. Heat me these irons hot; and look thou standWithin the arras; when I strike my footUpon the bosom of the ground, rush forth,And bind the boy, which you will find with me,Fast to the chair: be heedful: hence, and watch.
1. ATTEND. I hope your warrant will bear out the deed.
HUB. Uncleanly scruples! Fear not you: look to't.—
ExeuntAttendants.
Young lad, come forth; I have to say with you.
Enter Arthur.
ARTH. Good morrow, Hubert.
HUB. Good morrow, little prince.
ARTH. As little prince (having so great a titleTo be more prince), as may be.—You are sad.
HUB. Indeed, I have been merrier.
ARTH. Mercy on me!Methinks, nobody should be sad but I:Yet, I remember, when I was in France,Young gentlemen would be as sad as night,Only for wantonness. By my christendom,So I were out of prison, and kept sheep,I should be as merry as the day is long;And so I would be here, but that I doubtMy uncle practises more harm to me:He is afraid of me, and I of him:Is it my fault that I was Geffrey's son?No, indeed, is 't not; And I would to heavenI were your son, so you would love me, Hubert.
HUB. If I talk to him, with his innocent prateHe will awake my mercy, which lies dead:Therefore I will be sudden, and despatch. [Aside.
ARTH. Are you sick, Hubert? you look pale to-day:In sooth, I would you were a little sick;That I might sit all night, and watch with you;I warrant I love you more than you do me.
HUB. His words do take possession of my bosom.—Read here, young Arthur [Shewing a paper.
How now, foolish rheum. [Aside.Turning dispiteous torture out of door!I must be brief; lest resolution dropOut at mine eyes, in tender womanish tears.Can you not read it? is it not fair writ?
ARTH. Too fairly, Hubert, for so foul effect:Must you with hot irons burn out both mine eyes?
HUB. Young boy, I must. ARTH. And will you?
HUB. And I will.
ARTH. Have you the heart? When your head did but ake,I knit my hand-kercher about your brows,(The best I had, a princess wrought it me),And I did never ask it you again;And with my hand at midnight held your head;And, like the watchful minutes to the hour,Still and anon cheer'd up the heavy time;Saying, What lack you? and, Where lies your grief?Or, What good love may I perform for you?Many a poor man's son would have lain still,And ne'er have spoke a loving word to you;But you at your sick service had a prince.Nay, you may think my love was crafty love,And call it cunning; do, an if you will;If heaven be pleas'd that you must use me ill,Why, then you must.—Will you put out mine eyes?These eyes, that never did, nor never shall,So much as frown on you?
HUB. I have sworn to do it;And with hot irons must I burn them out.
ARTH. Ah, none, but in this iron age, would do it!The iron of itself, though heat red-hot,Approaching near these eyes, would drink my tears,And quench his fiery indignation,Even in the matter of mine innocence;Nay, after that, consume away in rust,But for containing fire to harm mine eye.Are you more stubborn-hard than hammer'd iron?And if an angel should have come to me,And told me, Hubert should put out mine eyes,I would not have believ'd him. No tongue but Hubert's—
HUB. Come forth. [_Stamps.
Re-enter_ Attendants,with Cords, Irons, etc.
Do as I bid you do.
ARTH. O, save me, Hubert, save me? my eyes are out,Even with the fierce looks of these bloody men.
HUB. Give me the iron, I say, and bind him here.
ARTH. Alas, what need you be so boist'rous rough?I will not struggle, I will stand stone-still.For heaven sake, Hubert, let me not be bound!Nay, hear me, Hubert! drive these men away,And I will sit as quiet as a lamb;I will not stir, nor wince, nor speak a word,Nor look upon the iron angerly:Thrust but these men away, and I'll forgive you,Whatever torment you do put me to.
HUB. Go, stand within; let me alone with him.
IST. ATTEND. I am best pleas'd to be from such a deed.
[ExeuntAttendants.
ARTH. Alas! I then have chid away my friend;He hath a stern look, but a gentle heart:—Let him come back, that his compassion mayGive life to yours.
HUB. Come, boy, prepare yourself.
ARTH. Is there no remedy?
HUB. None, but to lose your eyes.
ARTH. O heaven!—that there were a mote in yours,A grain, a dust, a gnat, a wandering hair,Any annoyance in that precious sense!Then, feeling what small things are boist'rous there,Your vile intent must needs seem horrible.
HUB. Is this your promise? go to, hold your tongue.
ARTH. Hubert, the utterance of a brace of tonguesMust needs want pleading for a pair of eyes;Let me not hold my tongue; let me not, Hubert!Or, Hubert, if you will, cut out my tongue,So I may keep mine eyes. O, spare mine eyes;Though to no use, but still to look on you!Lo, by my troth, the instrument is cold,And would not harm me.
HUB. I can heat it, boy.
ARTH. No, in good sooth; the fire is dead with grief,Being create for comfort, to be us'dIn undeserv'd extremes: See else yourself;There is no malice in this burning coal;The breath of heaven hath blown his spirit out,And strew'd repentant ashes on his head.
HUB. But with my breath I can revive it, boy.
ARTH. And if you do, you will but make it blush,And glow with shame of your proceedings, Hubert:Nay, it, perchance, will sparkle in your eyes;And, like a dog that is compelled to fight,Snatch at his master that doth tarre him on.All things that you should use to do me wrongDeny their office; only you do lackThat mercy which fierce fire and iron extends,Creatures of note for mercy-lacking uses.
HUB. Well, see to live; I will not touch thine eyesFor all the treasure that thine uncle owes;Yet I am sworn, and I did purpose, boy,With this same very iron to burn them out.
ARTH. O, now you look like Hubert! all this whileYou were disguised.
HUB. Peace: no more. Adieu;Your uncle must not know but you are dead;I'll fill these dogged spies with false reports.And, pretty child, sleep doubtless, and secure,That Hubert, for the wealth of all the world,Will not offend thee.
ARTH. O heaven!—I thank you, Hubert.
HUB Silence; no more: Go closely in with me.Much danger do I undergo for thee. [Exeunt
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ROMEO. He jests at scars that never felt a wound.
[JULIETappears on the Balcony, and sits down.
But soft! What light through yonder window breaks?It is the east, and Juliet is the sun!Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon,Who is already sick and pale with grief,That thou her maid, art far more fair than she."It is my lady; Oh! it is my love:Oh, that she knew she were!"She speaks, yet she says nothing: what of that?Her eye discourses: I will answer it.I am too bold. Oh, were those eyes in heaven,They would through the airy region stream so bright,That birds would sing, and think it were not night.See, how she leans her cheek upon her hand!Oh, that I were a glove upon that hand,That I might touch that cheek!
JULIET. Ah, me!
ROMEO. She speaks, she speaks!Oh, speak again, bright angel! for thou artAs glorious to this night, being o'er my head,As is a winged messenger of heavenTo the upturned wond'ring eyes of mortals,When he bestrides the lazy-pacing clouds,And sails upon the bosom of the air.
JULIET. Oh, Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?Deny thy father, and refuse thy name:Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love,And I'll no longer be a Capulet.
ROMEO. Shall I hear more, or shall I speak at this?
JULIET. 'Tis but thy name that is my enemy!What's in a name? that which we call a rose,By any other name would smell as sweet;So Romeo would, were he not Romeo called,Retain that dear perfection which he owesWithout that title! Romeo, doff thy name;And for that name, which is no part of thee,Take all myself.
ROMEO. I take thee at thy word!Call me but love, I will forswear my nameAnd never more be Romeo.
JULIET. What man art thou, that, thus bescreened in nightSo stumblest on my counsel?
ROMEO. By a name I know not how to tell thee who I am!My name, dear saint, is hateful to myself,Because it is an enemy to thee.
JULIET. My ears have not yet drunk a hundred wordsOf that tongue's uttering, yet I know the sound!Art thou not Romeo, and a Montague?
ROMEO. Neither, fair saint, if either thee dislike.
JULIET. How cam'st thou hither?—tell me—and for what?The orchard walls are high, and hard to climb;And the place, death, considering who thou art,If any of my kinsmen find thee here.
ROMEO. With love's light wings did I o'er-perch these walls;For stony limits cannot hold love out;And what love can do, that dares love attempt;Therefore thy kinsmen are no stop to me.
JULIET. If they do see thee here, they'll murder thee.
ROMEO. Alack, there lies more peril in thine eye,Than twenty of their swords! look thou but sweet,And I, am proof against their enmity.
JULIET. I would not, for the world, they saw thee here.By whose direction found'st thou out this place?
ROMEO. By love, who first did prompt me to inquire;He lent me counsel, and I lent him eyes.I am no pilot; yet wert thou as farAs that vast shore washed by the farthest sea,I would adventure for such merchandise.
JULIET. Thou know'st, the mask of night is on my face,Else would a maiden blush bepaint my cheek,For that which thou hast heard me speak to-night!Fain would I dwell on form; fain, fain denyWhat I have spoke! But farewell compliment!Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say—Ay;And I will take thy word! yet, if thou swear'st,Thou may'st prove false; at lover's perjuries,They say, Jove laughs. Oh, gentle Romeo,If thou dost love, pronounce it faithfully!Or, if thou think'st I am too quickly won,I'll frown, and be perverse, and say thee nay,So thou wilt woo! but else, not for the world.In truth, fair Montague, I am too fond:And therefore thou may'st think my 'haviour light!But trust me, gentleman, I'll prove more trueThan those that have more cunning to be strange.I should have been more strange, I must confess,But that thou overheard'st ere I was ware,My true love's passion; therefore, pardon me,And not impute this yielding to light love,Which the dark night has so discovered.
ROMEO. Lady, by yonder blessed moon I swear—
JULIET. Oh! swear not by the moon, the inconstant moonThat monthly changes in her circled orb;Lest that thy love prove likewise variable.ROMEO. What shall I swear by?
JULIET. Do not swear at all;Or, if thou wilt, swear by thy gracious self,Which is the god of my idolatry,And I'll believe thee.
ROMEO. If my true heart's love—
JULIET. Well, do not swear! Although I joy in thee,I have no joy of this contract to-night;It is too rash, too unadvised, too sudden,Too like the lightning, which doth cease to be,Ere one can say—'It lightens.' Sweet, good-night!This bud of love, by summer's ripening breath,May prove a beauteous flower when next we meet.Good-night, good-night!—as sweet repose and restCome to thy heart, as that within my breast!
ROMEO. Oh, wilt thou leave me so unsatisfied?
JULIET. What satisfaction canst thou have to-night?
ROMEO. The exchange of thy love's faithful vow for mine.
JULIET. I gave thee mine before thou didst request it;And yet I would it were to give again.
ROMEO. Would'st thou withdraw it? for what purpose, love?
JULIET. But to be frank, and give it thee again.My bounty is as boundless as the sea;My love as deep; the more I give to thee,The more I have; for both are infinite.I hear some noise within. Dear love, adieu!
NURSE. [Within]—Madam!
JULIET. Anon, good Nurse! Sweet Montague, be true.Stay but a little, I will come again. [Exit from balcony.
ROMEO. Oh! blessed, blessed night! I am afeard,Being in night, all this is but a dream,Too flattering sweet to be substantial.
Re-enter Juliet, above.
JULIET. Three words, dear Romeo, and good-night indeed.If that thy bent of love be honourable,Thy purpose marriage, send me word to-morrow,By one that I'll procure to come to thee,Where, and what time, thou wilt perform the rite;And all my fortunes at thy foot I'll lay;And follow thee, my lord, throughout the world.
NURSE. [Within]—Madam!
JULIET. I come anon! But, if thou mean'st not well,I do beseech thee—
NURSE. [Within]—Madam!
JULIET. By and by, I come!—To cease thy suit and leave me to my grief.To-morrow will I send.
ROMEO. So thrive my soul—
JULIET. A thousand times good-night! [Exit.]
ROMEO. A thousand times the worse to want thy light.
Re-enter Juliet
JULIET. Hist! Romeo, hist! Oh, for a falconer's voice,To lure this tassel-gentle back again!Bondage is hoarse, and may not speak aloud;Else would I tear the cave where Echo lies,And make her airy tongue more hoarse than mine,With repetition of my Romeo's name.
ROMEO. It is my love that calls upon my name!How silver-sweet sound lovers' tongues by night,Like softest music to attending ears!
JULIET. Romeo!
ROMEO. My dear!
JULIET. At what o'clock to-morrowShall I send to thee?
ROMEO. At the hour of nine.
JULIET. I will not fail: 'tis twenty years till then.I have forgot why I did call thee back.
ROMEO. Let me stand here till thou remember it.
JULIET. I shall forget, to have thee still stand thereRemembering how I love thy company.
ROMEO. And I'll still stay, to have thee still forget,Forgetting any other home but this.
JULIET. 'Tis almost morning; I would have thee gone,And yet no further than a wanton's bird;Who lets it hop a little from her hand,And with a silk thread plucks it back again,So loving-jealous of its liberty.
ROMEO. I would I were thy bird.
JULIET. Sweet, so would I!Yet I should kill thee with much cherishingGood-night, good-night! Parting is such sweet sorrowThat I shall say—Good-night, till it be morrow.
[Exit from balcony]
ROMEO. Sleep dwell upon thine eyes, peace in thy breast!Would I were sleep and peace, so sweet to rest!Hence will I to my ghostly father's cell;His help to crave, and my dear hap to tell.
Shakespeare
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(Romeo and Juliet.)
Enter Juliet and Nurse.
JULIET. Ay, those attires are best;—but gentle nurse.I pray thee, leave me to myself to-night;For I have need of many orisonsTo move the heavens to smile upon my state,Which, well thou know'st, is cross and full of sin.
Enter Lady Capulet.
LADY C. What are you busy? Do you need my help?
JULIET. No, madam; we have culled such necessaries.As are behoveful for our state to-morrow:So please you, let me now be left alone,And let the nurse this night sit up with you;For, I am sure, you have your hands full all,In this so sudden business.
LADY C. Then, good-night!Get thee to bed, and rest! for thou hast need.
[Exeunt Lady Capulet and Nurse.
JULIET. Farewell!—Heaven knows when we shall meet again—I have a faint cold fear, thrills through my veins,That almost freezes up the heat of life:I'll call them back again to comfort me.Nurse!—What should she do here?My dismal scene I needs must act alone.[Takes out the phial.Come, phial—What if this mixture do not work at all?Shall I of force be married to the Count?No, no;—this shall forbid it!—[Draws a dagger.]—Lie thou there.—What, if it be a poison which the friarSubtly hath ministered to have me dead,Lest in this marriage he should be dishonoured,Because he married me before to Romeo?I fear it is; and yet, methinks it should not;For he hath still been tried a holy man.I will not entertain so bad a thought.—How, if, when I am laid into the tomb,I wake before the time that RomeoCome to redeem me? there's a fearful point!Shall I not then be stifled in the vault,To whose foul mouth no healthsome air breathes in,And there die strangled ere my Romeo comes?Or, if I live, is it not very like,The horrible conceit of death and nightTogether with the terror of the place,—As in a vault, an ancient receptacle,Where, for these many hundred years, the bonesOf all my buried ancestors are packed,Where bloody Tybalt, yet but green in earth,Lies fest'ring in his shroud; where, as they say,At some hours in the night spirits resort;—Oh, if I wake, shall I not be distraught,Environéd with all these hideous fears,And madly play with my forefathers' joints,—And pluck the mangled Tybalt from his shroud?And, in this rage, with some great kinsman's bone,As with a club, dash out my desperate brains?—Oh, look! methinks, I see my cousin's ghostSeeking out Romeo:—Stay, Tybalt, stay!—Romeo, I come; this do I drink to thee.—[Drinks the contents of the phial.Oh, potent draught, thou hast chilled me to the heart!—My head turns round;—my senses fail me.—Oh, Romeo! Romeo!—[Throws herself on the bed.
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Oh, is it a phantom? a dream of the night?A vision which fever hath fashion'd to sight?The wind, wailing ever, with motion uncertainSways sighingly there the drench'd tent's tatter'd curtain,To and fro, up and down.But it is not the windThat is lifting it now; and it is not the mindThat hath moulded that vision.A pale woman enters,As wan as the lamp's waning light, which concentresIts dull glare upon her. With eyes dim and dimmer,There, all in a slumb'rous and shadowy glimmer,The sufferer sees that still form floating on,And feels faintly aware that he is not alone.She is flitting before him. She pauses She standsBy his bedside all silent. She lays her white handsOn the brow of the boy. A light finger is pressingSoftly, softly, the sore wounds: the hot blood-stained dressingSlips from them. A comforting quietude stealsThro' the racked weary frame; and throughout it, he feelsThe slow sense of a merciful, mild neighbourhood.Something smoothes the toss'd pillow. Beneath a gray hoodOf rough serge, two intense tender eyes are bent o'er him,And thrill thro' and thro' him. The sweet form before him,It is surely Death's angel Life's last vigil keeping!A soft voice says—'Sleep!'And he sleeps: he is sleeping.He waked before dawn. Still the vision is there:Still that pale woman moves not. A minist'ring careMeanwhile has been silently changing and cheeringThe aspect of all things around him.ReveringSome power unknown and benignant, he bless'dIn silence the sense of salvation. And restHaving loosen'd the mind's tangled meshes, he faintlySigh'd—'Say what thou art, blessed dream of a saintly'And minist'ring spirit!A whisper sereneSlid softer than silence—'The Soeur Seraphine,'A poor Sister of Charity. Shun to inquire'Aught further, young soldier. The son of thy sire,'For the sake of that sire, I reclaim from the grave.'Thou didst not shun death: shun not life. 'Tis more braveTo live than to die. Sleep!'He sleeps: he is sleeping.He waken'd again, when the dawn was just steepingThe skies with chill splendour. And there, never flitting,Never flitting, that vision of mercy was sitting.As the dawn to the darkness, so life seem'd returningSlowly, feebly within him. The night-lamp, yet burning,Made ghastly the glimmering daybreak.He said:'If thou be of the living, and not of the dead,'Sweet minister, pour out yet further the healing'Of that balmy voice; if it may be, revealing'Thy mission of mercy! whence art thou?'O son'Of Matilda and Alfred, it matters not! One'Who is not of the living nor yet of the dead;'To thee, and to others, alive yet'—she said—'So long as there liveth the poor gift in me'Of this ministration; to them, and to thee,'Dead in all things beside. A French nun, whose vocation'Is now by this bedside. A nun hath no nation.'Wherever man suffers, or woman may soothe,'There her land! there her kindred!'She bent down to smoothThe hot pillow, and added—'Yet more than another'Is thy life dear to me. For thy father, thy mother,'I know them—I know them.''Oh can it be? you!'My dearest, dear father! my mother! you knew,'You know them?'She bow'd, half averting her headIn silence.He brokenly, timidly said,'Do they know I am thus?''Hush!'—she smiled as she drewFrom her bosom two letters; and—can it be true?That beloved and familiar writing!He burstInto tears—'My poor mother,—my father! the worst'Will have reached them!''No, no!' she exclaimed with a smile,'They know you are living; they know that meanwhile'I am watching beside you. Young soldier, weep not!'But still on the nun's nursing bosom, the hotFever'd brow of the boy weeping wildly is press'd.There, at last, the young heart sobs itself into rest;And he hears, as it were between smiling and weeping,The calm voice say—'Sleep!'And he sleeps, he is sleeping'
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Come out here, George Burks. Put that glass down—can't wait a minute.Business particular—concerns the Company.
I don't often meddle in other folks' business, do I? When a tough old fellow like me sets out to warn a body, you may know its because he sees sore need of it.Just takin' drinks for good fellowship?Yes, I know all 'bout that. Been there myself. Sit down on the edge of the platform here.
Of all the men in the world, I take it, engineers ought to be the last to touch the bottle. We have life and property trusted to our hands. Ours is a grand business—I don't think folks looks at it as they ought to. Remember when I was a young fellow, like you, just set up with an engine, I used to feel like a strong angel, or somethin', rushin' over the country, makin' that iron beast do just as I wanted him to. The power sort of made me think fast.
I was doin' well when I married, and I did well long afterwards. We had a nice home, the little woman and me: our hearts were set on each other, and she was a little proud of her engineer—she used to say so, anyhow. She was sort of mild and tender with her tongue. Not one of your loud ones. And pretty, too. But you know what it is to love a woman, George Burks—I saw you walking with a blue-eyed little thing last Sunday.
After a while we had the little girl. We talked a good deal about what we should call her, my wife and I. We went clean through the Bible, and set down all the fine story names we heard of. But nothin' seemed to suit. I used to puzzle the whole length of my route to find a name for that little girl. My wife wanted to call her Endora Isabel. But that sounded like folderol. Then we had up Rebeccar, and Maud, and Amanda Ann, and what not. Finally, whenever I looked at her, I seemed to see "Katie." She looked Katie. I took to calling her Katie, and she learned it—so Katie she was.
I tell you, George, that was a child to be noticed. She was rounder and prettier made'n a wax figger; her eyes was bigger and blacker'n any grown woman's you ever saw, set like stars under her forehead, and her hair was that light kind that all runs to curls and glitter.
Soon's she could toddle, she used to come dancin' to meet me. I've soiled a-many of her white pinafores buryin' my face in them before I was washed, and sort of prayin' soft like under the roof of my heart, "God bless my baby! God bless my little lamb!"
As she grew older, I used to talk to her about engin'—even took her into my cab, and showed the 'tachments of the engin', and learned her signals and such things. She tuk such an interest, and was the smartest little thing! Seemed as if she had always knowed 'em. She loved the road. Remember once hearing her say to a playmate: "There's my papa. He's an engineer. Don't you wish he was your papa?"
My home was close by the track. Often and often the little girl stood in our green yard, waving her mite of a hand as we rushed by.
Well, one day I started on my home trip, full of that good fellowship you was imbibin' awhile ago. Made the engine whizz! We was awful jolly, the fireman and me. Never was drunk when I got on my engine before, or the Company would have shipped me. Warn't no such time made on that road before nor since. I had just sense enough to know what I was about, but not enough to handle an emergency. We fairly roared down on the trestle that stood at the entrance of our town.
I had a tipsy eye out, and, George, as we was flyin' through the suburbs, I see my little girl on the track ahead, wavin' a red flag and standin' stock still!
The air seemed full of Katies. I could have stopped the engine if I'd only had sense enough to know what to take hold of to reverse her! But I was too drunk! And that grand little angel stood up to it, trying to warn us in time, and we just swept right along into a pile of ties some wretch had placed on the track!—right over my baby! Oh, my baby! Go away, George.
There! And do you want me to tell you how that mangled little mass killed her mother? And do you want me to tell you I walked alive a murderer of my own child, who stood up to save me? And do you want me to tell you the good fellowship you were drinkin' awhile ago brought all this on me?
You'll let this pass by, makin' up your mind to be moderate. Hope you will.I was a moderate un.
(Oh, God! Oh, my baby!)
Mary Hartwell.
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More things are wrought by prayerThan this world dreams of. Wherefore, let thy voiceRise like a fountain for me night and day:For what are men better than sheep or goats,That nourish a blind life within the brain,If, knowing God, they lift not hands of prayerBoth for themselves and those who call them friends?For so the whole round earth is every wayBound by gold chains about the feet of God.
Tennyson.
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European guides know about enough English to tangle everything up so that a man can make neither head nor tail of it. They know their story by heart,— the history of every statue, painting, cathedral, or other wonder they show you. They know it and tell it as a parrot would,—and if you interrupt and throw them off the track, they have to go back and begin over again. All their lives long they are employed in showing strange things to foreigners and listening to their bursts of admiration.
It is human nature to take delight in exciting admiration. It is what prompts children to say "smart" things and do absurd ones, and in other ways "show off" when company is present. It is what makes gossips turn out in rain and storm to go and be the first to tell a startling bit of news. Think, then, what a passion it becomes with a guide, whose privilege it is, every day, to show to strangers wonders that throw them into perfect ecstacies of admiration! He gets so that he could not by any possibility live in a soberer atmosphere.
After we discovered this, we never went into ecstacies any more,—we never admired anything,—we never showed anything but impassable faces and stupid indifference in the presence of the sublimest wonders a guide had to display. We had found their weak point. We have made good use of it ever since. We have made some of those people savage at times, but we never lost our serenity.
The doctor asks the questions generally, because he can keep his countenance, and look more like an inspired idiot, and throw more imbecility into the tone of his voice than any man that lives. It comes natural to him.
The guides in Genoa are delighted to secure an American party, because Americans so much wonder, and deal so much in sentiment and emotion before any relic of Columbus. Our guide there fidgeted about as if he had swallowed a spring mattress. He was full of animation,—full of impatience. He said:—
"Come wis me, genteelmen!—come! I show you ze letter writing byChristopher Colombo!—write it himself!—write it wis his own hand!—come!"
He took us to the municipal palace. After much impressive fumbling of keys and opening of locks, the stained and aged document was spread before us. The guide's eyes sparkled. He danced about us and tapped the parchment with his finger:—
"What I tell you, genteelmen! Is it not so? See! handwriting ChristopherColombo!—write it himself!"
We looked indifferent,—unconcerned. The doctor examined the document very deliberately, during a painful pause. Then he said, without any show of interest,—
"Ah,—Ferguson,—what—what did you say was the name of the party who wrote this?"
"Christopher Colombo! ze great Christopher Colombo!"
Another deliberate examination.
"Ah,—did he write it himself, or,—or, how?"
"He write it himself!—Christopher Colombo! he's own handwriting, write by himself!"
Then the doctor laid the document down and said,—
"Why, I have seen boys in America only fourteen years old that could write better than that."
"But zis is ze great Christo—"
"I don't care who it is! It's the worst writing I ever saw. Now you mustn't think you can impose on us because we are strangers. We are not fools, by a good deal. If you have got any specimens of penmanship of real merit, trot them out!—and if you haven't, drive on!"
We drove on. The guide was considerably shaken up, but he made one more venture. He had something which he thought would overcome us. He said,—
"Ah, genteelmen, you come wis us! I show you beautiful, oh, magnificent bust Christopher Colombo!—splendid, grand, magnificent!"
He brought us before the beautiful bust,—for it was beautiful,—and sprang back and struck an attitude,—
"Ah, look, genteelmen!—beautiful, grand,—bust Christopher Columbo!— beautiful bust, beautiful pedestal!"
The doctor put up his eye-glass,—procured for such occasions:—
"Ah,—what did you say this gentleman's name was?"
"Christopher Colombo! ze great Christopher Colombo!"
"Christopher Colombo,—the great Christopher Colombo. Well, what did he do?"
"Discover America!—discover America—oh, ze diable!"
"Discover America? No,—that statement will hardly wash. We are just fromAmerica ourselves. Christopher Colombo,—pleasant name,—is—is he dead?"
"Oh, corpo di Bacco!—three hundred year!"
"What did he die of?"
"I do not know. I cannot tell."
"Small-pox, think?"
"I do not know, genteelmen,—I do not know what he die of!"
"Measles, likely?"
"Maybe,—maybe. I do not know,—I think he die of something."
"Parents living?"
"Im-posseeble"
"Ah,—which is the bust and which is the pedestal?"
"Santa Maria!—zis ze bust!—zis ze pedestal!"
"Ah, I see, I see,—happy combination,—very happy combination, indeed. Is —is this the first time this gentleman was ever on a bust."
That joke was lost on the foreigner,—guides cannot master the subtleties of the American joke.
We have made it interesting for this Roman guide.
Yesterday we spent three or four hours in the Vatican again, that wonderful world of curiosities. We came very near expressing interest sometimes, even admiration. It was hard to keep from it. We succeeded, though. Nobody else ever did in the Vatican museums. The guide was bewildered, nonplussed. He walked his legs off, nearly, hunting up extraordinary things, and exhausted all his ingenuity on us, but it was a failure; we never showed any interest in anything. He had reserved what he considered to be his greatest wonder till the last,—a royal Egyptian mummy, the best preserved in the world, perhaps. He took us there. He felt so sure this time that some of his old enthusiasm came back to him:—
"See, genteelmen!—Mummy! Mummy!"
The eye-glass came up as calmly, as deliberately as ever.
"Ah,—Ferguson,—what did I understand you to say the gentleman's name was?"
"Name?—he got no name!—Mummy!—'Gyptian mummy!"
"Yes, yes. Born here?"
"No. 'Gyptian mummy!"
"Ah, just so. Frenchman, I presume?"
"No! Not Frenchman, not Roman! Born in Egypta!"
"Born in Egypta. Never heard of Egypta before. Foreign locality, likely.Mummy,—mummy. How calm he is, how self-possessed! Is—ah!—is he dead?"
"Oh, sacré bleu! been dead three thousan' year!"
The doctor turned on him savagely:—
"Here, now, what do you mean by such conduct as this? Playing us for Chinamen, because we are strangers and trying to learn! Trying to impose your vile secondhand carcasses on us! Thunder and lightning! I've a notion to—to—if you've got a nice, fresh corpse fetch him out!—or we'll brain you!"
However, he has paid us back partly, and without knowing it. He came to the hotel this morning to ask if we were up, and he endeavoured, as well as he could, to describe us, so that the landlord would know which persons he meant. He finished with the casual remark that we were lunatics. The observation was so innocent and so honest that it amounted to a very good thing for a guide to say.
Our Roman Ferguson is the most patient, unsuspecting, long-suffering subject we have had yet. We shall be sorry to part with him. We have enjoyed his society very much. We trust he has enjoyed ours, but we are harassed with doubts.
Mark Twain.
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A very intelligent Irishman tells the following incident of his experience in America: I came to this country several years ago, and, as soon as I arrived, hired out to a gentleman who farmed a few acres. He showed me over the premises, the stables, the cow, and where the corn, hay, oats, etc., were kept, and then sent me in to my supper. After supper, he said to me, "James, you may feed the cow, and give her corn in the ear." I went out and walked about, thinking, "what could he mean? Had I understood him?" I scratched my head, then resolved I would enquire again; so I went into the library where my master was writing very busily and he answered me without looking up: "I thought I told you to give the cow some corn in the ear."
I went out more puzzled than ever. What sort of an animal must this Yankee cow be? I examined her mouth and ears. The teeth were good, and the ears like those of kine in the old country. Dripping with sweat, I entered my master's presence once more "Please, sir, you bid me give the cow some cornin the ear, but didn't you mean themouth?" He looked at me a moment, and then burst into such a convulsion of laughter, that I made for the stable as fast as my feet could take me, thinking I was in the service of a crazy man.
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Prop yer eyes wide open, Joey,Fur I've brought you sumpin great.Apples? No, a deal sight better!Don't you take no interest, wait'Flowers, Joe,—I know'd you'd like 'em—Ain't them scrumptious, ain't them highTears, my boy, what's them fur, Joey?There—poor little Joe—don't cry.
I was skippin' past a winder,Where a bang-up lady sot,All amongst a lot of bushes—Each one climbin' from a pot.Every bush had flowers on it;Pretty! Mebbe' not! Oh no'Wish you could a-seen'm growin',It was such a stunnin show.
Well, I thought of you, poor feller,Lyin' here so sick and weak,Never knowin' any comfort,And I puts on lots o' cheek;"Missus," says I, "if yo please, mum,Could I ax you for a rose?For my little brother, missus,Never seed one, I suppose."
Then I told her all about you—How I bringed you up,—poor Joe!(Lackin' women-folks to do it)Sich a imp you was, you know—Till yer got that awful tumble,Jist as I had broke yer in(Hard work, too), to earn yer livin'Blackin' boots for honest tin.
How that tumble crippled of you—So's you couldn't hyper much—Joe, it hurted when I see youFor the first time with your crutch."But," I says, "he's laid up now, mum,'Pears to weaken every day."Joe, she up and went to cuttin'—That's the how of this bokay.
Say! it seems to me, ole feller,You is quite yourself to-night;Kind o' chirk, it's been a fortnightSence your eyes have been so bright.Better! well, I'm glad to hear it!Yes, they're mighty pretty, Joe,Smellin' of them's made you happy?Well, I thought it would, you know.
Never see the country did you?Flowers growin' everywhere!Sometime when you're better, Joey,Mebbe I kin take you there.Flowers in heaven! 'M—I spose so;Dunno much about it though;Ain't as fly as wot I might beOn them topics, little Joe.
But I've heerd it hinted somewheres,That in heaven's golden gates,Things is everlastin' cheerful,B'lieve that's wot the Bible states.Likewise, there folks don't get hungry;So good people when they dies,Finds themselves well-fixed for ever—Joe, my boy, wot ails your eyes?
Thought they looked a Jittle singler.Oh no! don't you have no fear;Heaven was made for such as you is—Joe, what makes you look so queer?Here—wake up! Oh, don't look that way!Joe, my boy, hold up your head!Here's your flowers you dropped 'em, Joey.Oh, my Joe! can he be dead?
Peleg Arkwright.
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The thoughts are strange that crowd upon my brainAs I look upward to thee! It would seemAs if God poured thee from His hollow hand,And hung His bow upon thine awful front,And spake in that loud voice that seemed to himWho dwelt in Patmos for his Saviour's sake,The sound of many waters; and had badeThy flood to chronicle the ages back,And notch His centuries in the eternal rock!
Deep calleth unto deep, and what are weThat hear the questions of that voice sublime?O what are all the notes that ever rungFrom war's vain trumpet, by thy thundering side?Yea, what is all the riot man can make,In his short life, to thine unceasing roar?And yet, bold babbler, what art thou to HimWho drowned a world, and heaped the waters farAbove its loftiest mountains? A light waveThat runs and whispers of thy Maker's might!
John G. C. Brainard.
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Let me lie down,Just here in the shade of this cannon-torn tree,Here low on the trampled grass, where I may see,The surge of the combat, and where I may hear,The glad cry of Victory, cheer upon cheer,Let me lie down.
Oh! it was grand!Like the tempest we charged in the triumph to share,The tempest, its fury and thunder were there,On! on! o'er entrenchments, o'er living, o'er dead,With the foe under our feet, and our flag overhead,Oh! it was grand!
Weary and faint,Prone on the soldier's couch, ah! how can I rest,With this shot-shattered head, and sabre-pierced breast?Comrades, at roll-call, when I shall be sought,Say I fought till I fell, and fell where I fought,—Wounded and faint.
Dying at last!My Mother, dear Mother, with meek tearful eye.Farewell! and God bless you, forever and aye!Oh, that I now lay on your pillowing breast,To breathe my last sigh on the bosom first prest:Dying at last!
I am no saint!But, boys, say a prayer. There's one that begins,—"Our Father;" and then says, "Forgive us our sins,"—Don't forget that part, say that strongly, and thenI'll try to repeat it, and you'll say, Amen!Ah, I'm no saint!
Hark! there's a shout!Raise me up, comrades, we've conquered, I know,Up, up, on my feet, with my face to the foe.Ah! there flies our flag with its star-spangles bright,The promise of victory, the symbol of might,Well! may we shout.
I'm mustered out!Oh! God of our Fathers, our freedom prolong,And tread down oppression, rebellion, and wrong.Oh! land of earth's hope, on thy blood-reddened sod,I die for the Nation, the Union, and God.I'm mustered out!
Anon.
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"You have heard," said a youth to his sweetheart, who stoodWhile he sat on a corn sheaf, at daylight's decline,—"You have heard of the Danish boy's whistle of wood:I wish that the Danish boy's whistle were mine."
"And what would you do with it? Tell me," she said,While an arch smile played over her beautiful face,"I would blow it," he answered, "and then my fair maidWould fly to my side and would there take her place."
"Is that all you wish for? Why, that may be yoursWithout any magic!" the fair maiden cried:A favour so slight one's good-nature secures;"And she playfully seated herself by his side.
"I would blow it again," said the youth; "and the charmWould work so that not even modesty's checkWould be able to keep from my neck your white arm."She smiled and she laid her white arm round his neck.
"Yet once more I would blow; and the music divineWould bring me a third time an exquisite bliss,—You would lay your fair cheek to this brown one of mine;And your lips stealing past it would give me a kiss."
The maiden laughed out in her innocent glee,—"What a fool of yourself with the whistle you'd make!For only consider how silly 'twould beTo sit there and whistle for what you might take."
Robert Story.
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Yes, Tom's the best fellow that ever you knew.Just listen to this:—When the old mill took fire, and the flooring fell through,And I with it, helpless there, full in my viewWhat do you think my eyes saw through the fireThat crept along, crept along, nigher and nigher?But Robin, my baby-boy, laughing to seeThe shining. He must have come there after me,Toddled alone from the cottage without
Any one's missing him. Then, what a shout—Oh! how I shouted, "For Heaven's sake, men,Save little Robin!" Again and againThey tried, but the fire held them back like a wall.I could hear them go at it, and at it, and call,"Never mind, baby, sit still like a man!We're coming to get you as fast as we can."They could not see him but I could. He satStill on a beam, his little straw hatCarefully placed by his side; and his eyesStared at the flame with a baby's surprise,Calm and unconscious, as nearer it crept,The roar of the fire up above must have keptThe sound of his mother's voice shrieking his nameFrom reaching the child. But I heard it. It cameAgain and again. O God, what a cry!The axes went faster. I saw the sparks flyWhere the men worked like tigers, nor minded the heatThat scorched them,—when, suddenly, there at their feet
The great beams leaned in—they saw him—then, crash,Down came the wall! The men made a dash,—Jumped to get out of the way,—and I thought,"All's up with poor little Robin!" and broughtSlowly the arm that was least hurt to hideThe sight of the child there,—when swift, at my side,Some one rushed by and went right through the flame,Straight as a dart—caught the child—and then cameBack with him, choking and crying, but—saved!Saved safe and sound!
Oh, how the men raved,Shouted, and cried, and hurrahed! Then they allRushed at the work again, lest the back wallWhere I was lying, away from the fire,Should fall in and bury me.
Oh! you'd admire,To see Robin now: he's as bright as a dime,Deep in some mischief too, most of the time.Tom, it was saved him. Now, isn't it trueTom's the best fellow that ever you knew?There's Robin now! See he's strong as a log!And there comes Tom too—Yes, Tom is our dog.
Constance Fenimore Woolsen
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The need of the hour is a grand tidal wave of total abstinence sweeping over the land. The strongest protest possible must be made against intemperance. Total abstinence is the protest. Will it be made with sufficient force to save the people? This is the vital question for the future of America, and I might add for the future of religion. What is to be done? I speak to those who by position, influence, talent, or office ought to take an interest in the people. In the name of humanity, of country, of religion, by all the most sacred ties that bind us to our fellow-men for the love of Him who died for souls, I beseech you, declare war against intemperance! Arrest its onward march! If total abstinence does not appear to you the remedy, adopt some other. If you differ from me in the means you propose, I will not complain. But I will complain in the bitterness of my soul if you stand by, arms folded, while this dreadful torrent is sweeping over the land, carrying with it ruin and misery. The brightest minds and the noblest hearts are numbered among the victims. Human wrecks whose fortune it has dissipated, whose intellect it has stifled, are strewn over the land as thick as autumnal leaves in the forest. Alcohol directly inflames the passions; it is oil poured on the burning fire. It turns man into an animal; it makes him the demon incarnate. One week's perusal of the daily paper fills the mind with horror at the shocking accidents, the suicides, the murders, the ruin of innocence, and the crimes of all kinds caused by intemperance.
Rt. Rev. John Ireland.
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The other day a lady, accompanied by her son, a very small boy, boarded a train at Little Rock. The woman had a careworn expression hanging over her face like a tattered veil, and many of the rapid questions asked by the boy were answered by unconscious sighs.
"Ma," said the boy, "that man's like a baby, ain't he?" pointing to a bald- headed man sitting just in front of them.
"Hush!"
"Why must I hush?"
After a few moments' silence: "Ma, what's the matter with that man's head?
"Hush, I tell you. He's bald."
"What's bald?"
"His head hasn't got any hair on it."
"Did it come off?"
"I guess so."
"Will mine come off?"
"Some time, may be."
"Then I'll be bald, won't I?"
"Yes."
"Will you care?"
"Don't ask so many questions."
After another silence, the boy exclaimed: "Ma, look at that fly on that man's head."
"If you don't hush, I'll whip you when we get home."
"Look! There's another fly. Look at 'em fight; look at 'em!"
"Madam," said the man, putting aside a newspaper and looking around, "what's the matter with that young hyena?"
The woman blushed, stammered out something, and attempted to smooth back the boy's hair.
"One fly, two flies, three flies," said the boy, innocently, following with his eyes a basket of oranges carried by a newsboy.
"Here, you young hedgehog," said the bald-headed man, "if you don't hush,I'll have the conductor put you off the train."
The poor woman, not knowing what else to do, boxed the boy's ears, and then gave him an orange to keep him from crying.
"Ma, have I got red marks on my head?"
"I'll whip you again, if you don't hush."
"Mister," said the boy, after a short silence, "does it hurt to be bald- headed?"
"Youngster," said the man, "if you'll keep quiet, I'll give you a quarter."
The boy promised, and the money was paid over.
The man took up his paper, and resumed his reading.
"This is my bald-headed money," said the boy. "When I get bald-headed, I'm goin' to give boys money. Mister, have all bald-headed men got money?"
The annoyed man threw down his paper, arose, and exclaimed: "Madam, hereafter when you travel, leave that young gorilla at home. Hitherto, I always thought that the old prophet was very cruel for calling the bears to kill the children for making sport of his head, but now I am forced to believe that he did a Christian act. If your boy had been in the crowd, he would have died first. If I can't find another seat on this train, I'll ride on the cow-catcher rather than remain here."
"The bald-headed man is gone," said the boy; and as the woman leaned back a tired sigh escaped from her lips.
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She had been told that God made all the starsThat twinkled up in heaven, and now she stoodWatching the coming of the twilight on,As if it were a new and perfect world,And this were its first eve. How beautiful IMust be the work of nature to a childIn its first fresh impression! Laura stoodBy the low window, with the silken lashOf her soft eye upraised, and her sweet mouthHalf parted with the new and strange delightOf beauty that she could not comprehend,And had not seen before. The purple foldsOf the low sunset clouds, and the blue skyThat look'd so still and delicate above,Fill'd her young heart with gladness, and the eveStole on with its deep shadows, and she stillStood looking at the west with that half smile,As if a pleasant thought were at her heart.Presently, in the edge of the last tintOf sunset, where the blue was melted inTo the first golden mellowness, a starStood suddenly. A laugh of wild delightBurst from her lips, and, putting up her hands,Her simple thought broke forth expressively,—"Father, dear father, God has made a star."
Willis.
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Must I thus leave thee, Paradise? thus leaveThee, native soil, these happy walks and shades,Fit haunt of gods? where I had hope to spend,Quiet, though sad, the respite of that dayThat must be mortal to us both! O flowers,That never will in other climate grow,My early visitation and my lastAt even, which I bred up with tender handFrom the first opening bud, and gave ye names!Who now shall rear ye to the sun, or rankYour tribes, and water from the ambrosial fount?Thee, lastly, nuptial bower! by me adorn'dWith what to sight or smell was sweet! from theeHow shall I part, and whither wander downInto a lower world, to this obscureAnd wild? how shall we breathe in other airLess pure, accustom'd to immortal fruits?
Milton.
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"Is there any news of the war?" she said,"Only a list of the wounded and dead,"Was the man's reply,Without lifting his eyeTo the face of the woman standing by."Tis the very thing I want," she said;"Read me a list of the wounded and dead."
He read her the list—'twas a sad arrayOf the wounded and killed in the fatal fray:In the very midst was a pause to tellOf a gallant youth, who had fought so wellThat his comrades asked, "Who is he, pray?""The only son of the widow Gray,"Was the proud replyOf his captain nigh.What ails the woman standing near?Her face has the ashen hue of fear.
"Well, well, read on: is he wounded? be quickO God! but my heart is sorrow sick!""Is he wounded? no! he fell, they say,Killed outright on that fatal day!"But see! the woman has swooned away.
Sadly she opened her eyes to the light;Slowly recalled the event of the fight;Faintly she murmured, "Killed outright;It has caused the death of my only son;But the battle is fought and the victory won;The will of the Lord, let it be done!"God pity the cheerless widow Gray,And send from the halls of eternal dayThe light of His peace to illumine her way!
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"I have seen the first robin of spring, mother dear,And have heard the brown darling sing;You said, 'Hear it and wish, and 'twill surely come true;So I've wished such a beautiful thing!
"I thought I would like to ask something foryou,But I couldn't think what there could beThat you'd want while you had all those beautiful things;Besides, you have papa and me.
"So I wished for a ladder, so long that 'twould standOne end by our own cottage door,And the other go up past the moon and the starsAnd lean against heaven's white floor.
"Then I'd get you to put on my pretty white dress,With my sash and my darling new shoes;Then I'd find some white roses to take up to God—The most beautiful ones I could choose.
"And you and dear papa would sit on the groundAnd kiss me, and tell me 'Good-bye!'Then I'd go up the ladder far out of your sight,Till I came to the door in the sky.
"I wonder if God keeps the door fastened tight?If butonelittle crack I could see,I would whisper, 'Please, God, let this little, girl in,She's as tired as she can be!
"She came all alone from the earth to the sky,For she's always been wanting to seeThe gardens of heaven, with their robins and flowers,'Please, God, is there room there for me?'
"And then, when the angels had opened the door,God would say, 'Bring the little child here,'But he'd speak it so softly I'd not be afraid,And he'd smile just like you, mother dear
"He would put His kind arms round your dear little girl,And I'd ask Him to send down for you,And papa, and cousin, and all that I love—Oh, dear' don't you wish 'twould come true?"
The next spring time, when the robins came home,They sang over grasses and flowersThat grew where the foot of the ladder stood,Whose top reached the heavenly bowers.
And the parents had dressed the pale, still child,For her flight to the summer land,In a fair white robe, with one snow white roseFolded tight in her pulseless hand.
And now at the foot of the ladder they sit,Looking upward with quiet tears,Till the beckoning hand and the fluttering robeOf the child at the top appears.
Mrs. L. M. Blinn.
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Did you ever hear two married women take leave of each other at the gate on a mild evening? This is how they do it:—"Good-bye!" "Good-bye! Come down and see us soon." "I will. Good-bye." "Good-bye! Don't forget to come soon." "No, I won't. Don't you forget to come up." "I won't. Be sure and bring Sarah Jane with you the next time." "I will. I'd have brought her this time, but she wasn't very well. She wanted to come awfully." "Did she now? That was too bad! Be sure and bring her next time." "I will; and you be sure and bring baby." "I will; I forgot to tell you that he's cut another tooth." "You don't say so! How many has he now?" "Five. It makes him awfully cross." "I dare say it does this hot weather. Well, good-bye! Don't forget to come down." "No, I won't. Don't you forget to come up. Goodbye!" And they separate.
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One morning, fifty years ago,—When apple trees were white with snowOf fragrant blossoms, and the airWas spell-bound with the perfume rare—Upon a farm horse, large and lean,And lazy with its double load,A sun-browned youth, and maid were seenJogging along the winding road.
Blue were the arches of the skies;But bluer were that maiden's eyes.The dew-drops on the grass were bright;But brighter was the loving lightThat sparkled 'neath the long-fringed lid,Where those bright eyes of blue were hid;Adown the shoulders brown and bareRolled the soft waves of golden hair,Where, almost strangled with the spray,The sun, a willing sufferer lay.It was the fairest sight, I ween,That the young man had ever seen;And with his features all aglow,The happy fellow told her so!And she without the least surpriseLooked on him with those heavenly eyes;Saw underneath that shade of tanThe handsome features of a man;And with a joy but rarely knownShe drew that dear face to her own,And by her bridal bonnet hid—I shall not tell you what she did!
So, on they ride until amongThe new-born leaves with dew-drops hung,The parsonage, arrayed in white,Peers out,—a more than welcome sight.Then, with a cloud upon his face."What shall we do," he turned to say,"Should he refuse to take his payFrom what is in the pillow-case?"And glancing down his eyes surveyedThe pillow-case before him laid,Whose contents reaching to its hem,Might purchase endless joy for them.The maiden answers, "Let us wait;To borrow trouble where's the need?"Then, at the parson's squeaking gateHalted the more than willing steed.