ACT IISCENE I. The King of Navarre’s park. A pavilion and tents at a distanceEnter thePrincess of France,with three attending Ladies:Rosaline, Maria, Katharineand three Lords:Boyet,and two others.BOYET.Now, madam, summon up your dearest spirits.Consider who the King your father sends,To whom he sends, and what’s his embassy.Yourself, held precious in the world’s esteem,To parley with the sole inheritorOf all perfections that a man may owe,Matchless Navarre; the plea of no less weightThan Aquitaine, a dowry for a queen.Be now as prodigal of all dear graceAs Nature was in making graces dearWhen she did starve the general world besideAnd prodigally gave them all to you.PRINCESS.Good Lord Boyet, my beauty, though but mean,Needs not the painted flourish of your praise.Beauty is bought by judgement of the eye,Not uttered by base sale of chapmen’s tongues.I am less proud to hear you tell my worthThan you much willing to be counted wiseIn spending your wit in the praise of mine.But now to task the tasker: good Boyet,You are not ignorant, all-telling fameDoth noise abroad Navarre hath made a vow,Till painful study shall outwear three years,No woman may approach his silent court.Therefore to’s seemeth it a needful course,Before we enter his forbidden gates,To know his pleasure; and in that behalf,Bold of your worthiness, we single youAs our best-moving fair solicitor.Tell him the daughter of the King of France,On serious business craving quick dispatch,Importunes personal conference with his Grace.Haste, signify so much, while we attend,Like humble-visaged suitors, his high will.BOYET.Proud of employment, willingly I go.PRINCESS.All pride is willing pride, and yours is so.[ExitBoyet.]Who are the votaries, my loving lords,That are vow-fellows with this virtuous Duke?LORD.Lord Longaville is one.PRINCESS.Know you the man?MARIA.I know him, madam. At a marriage feastBetween Lord Perigort and the beauteous heirOf Jaques Falconbridge, solemnizedIn Normandy, saw I this Longaville.A man of sovereign parts, he is esteemed,Well fitted in arts, glorious in arms.Nothing becomes him ill that he would well.The only soil of his fair virtue’s gloss,If virtue’s gloss will stain with any soil,Is a sharp wit matched with too blunt a will,Whose edge hath power to cut, whose will still willsIt should none spare that come within his power.PRINCESS.Some merry mocking lord, belike. Is’t so?MARIA.They say so most that most his humours know.PRINCESS.Such short-lived wits do wither as they grow.Who are the rest?KATHARINE.The young Dumaine, a well-accomplished youth,Of all that virtue love for virtue loved;Most power to do most harm, least knowing ill,For he hath wit to make an ill shape good,And shape to win grace though he had no wit.I saw him at the Duke Alençon’s once;And much too little of that good I sawIs my report to his great worthiness.ROSALINE.Another of these students at that timeWas there with him, if I have heard a truth.Berowne they call him, but a merrier man,Within the limit of becoming mirth,I never spent an hour’s talk withal.His eye begets occasion for his wit,For every object that the one doth catchThe other turns to a mirth-moving jest,Which his fair tongue, conceit’s expositor,Delivers in such apt and gracious wordsThat aged ears play truant at his tales,And younger hearings are quite ravished,So sweet and voluble is his discourse.PRINCESS.God bless my ladies! Are they all in love,That every one her own hath garnishedWith such bedecking ornaments of praise?LORD.Here comes Boyet.EnterBoyet.PRINCESS.Now, what admittance, lord?BOYET.Navarre had notice of your fair approach,And he and his competitors in oathWere all addressed to meet you, gentle lady,Before I came. Marry, thus much I have learned:He rather means to lodge you in the field,Like one that comes here to besiege his court,Than seek a dispensation for his oath,To let you enter his unpeopled house.EnterKing of Navarre, Longaville, Dumaine, Berowneand Attendants.Here comes Navarre.KING.Fair Princess, welcome to the court of Navarre.PRINCESS.“Fair” I give you back again, and “welcome” I have not yet. The roof of this court is too high to be yours, and welcome to the wide fields too base to be mine.KING.You shall be welcome, madam, to my court.PRINCESS.I will be welcome then. Conduct me thither.KING.Hear me, dear lady. I have sworn an oath.PRINCESS.Our Lady help my lord! He’ll be forsworn.KING.Not for the world, fair madam, by my will.PRINCESS.Why, will shall break it; will, and nothing else.KING.Your ladyship is ignorant what it is.PRINCESS.Were my lord so, his ignorance were wise,Where now his knowledge must prove ignorance.I hear your Grace hath sworn out housekeeping.’Tis deadly sin to keep that oath, my lord,And sin to break it.But pardon me, I am too sudden bold.To teach a teacher ill beseemeth me.Vouchsafe to read the purpose of my coming,And suddenly resolve me in my suit.[She gives him a paper.]KING.Madam, I will, if suddenly I may.PRINCESS.You will the sooner that I were away,For you’ll prove perjured if you make me stay.[The King reads the paper.]BEROWNE.[To Rosaline.] Did not I dance with you in Brabant once?ROSALINE.Did not I dance with you in Brabant once?BEROWNE.I know you did.ROSALINE.How needless was it thenTo ask the question!BEROWNE.You must not be so quick.ROSALINE.’Tis long of you that spur me with such questions.BEROWNE.Your wit’s too hot, it speeds too fast, ’twill tire.ROSALINE.Not till it leave the rider in the mire.BEROWNE.What time o’ day?ROSALINE.The hour that fools should ask.BEROWNE.Now fair befall your mask.ROSALINE.Fair fall the face it covers.BEROWNE.And send you many lovers!ROSALINE.Amen, so you be none.BEROWNE.Nay, then will I be gone.KING.Madam, your father here doth intimateThe payment of a hundred thousand crowns,Being but the one half of an entire sumDisbursed by my father in his wars.But say that he or we, as neither have,Received that sum, yet there remains unpaidA hundred thousand more, in surety of the whichOne part of Aquitaine is bound to us,Although not valued to the money’s worth.If then the King your father will restoreBut that one half which is unsatisfied,We will give up our right in Aquitaine,And hold fair friendship with his majesty.But that, it seems, he little purposeth;For here he doth demand to have repaidA hundred thousand crowns, and not demands,On payment of a hundred thousand crowns,To have his title live in Aquitaine,Which we much rather had depart withal,And have the money by our father lent,Than Aquitaine, so gelded as it is.Dear Princess, were not his requests so farFrom reason’s yielding, your fair self should makeA yielding ’gainst some reason in my breast,And go well satisfied to France again.PRINCESS.You do the King my father too much wrong,And wrong the reputation of your name,In so unseeming to confess receiptOf that which hath so faithfully been paid.KING.I do protest I never heard of it;And, if you prove it, I’ll repay it backOr yield up Aquitaine.PRINCESS.We arrest your word.Boyet, you can produce acquittancesFor such a sum from special officersOf Charles his father.KING.Satisfy me so.BOYET.So please your Grace, the packet is not comeWhere that and other specialties are bound.Tomorrow you shall have a sight of them.KING.It shall suffice me; at which interviewAll liberal reason I will yield unto.Meantime receive such welcome at my handAs honour, without breach of honour, mayMake tender of to thy true worthiness.You may not come, fair Princess, in my gates,But here without you shall be so receivedAs you shall deem yourself lodged in my heart,Though so denied fair harbour in my house.Your own good thoughts excuse me, and farewell.Tomorrow shall we visit you again.PRINCESS.Sweet health and fair desires consort your Grace.KING.Thy own wish wish I thee in every place.[Exeunt theKing, LongavilleandDumaine.]BEROWNE.Lady, I will commend you to mine own heart.ROSALINE.Pray you, do my commendations; I would be glad to see it.BEROWNE.I would you heard it groan.ROSALINE.Is the fool sick?BEROWNE.Sick at the heart.ROSALINE.Alack, let it blood.BEROWNE.Would that do it good?ROSALINE.My physic says “ay”.BEROWNE.Will you prick’t with your eye?ROSALINE.Non point, with my knife.BEROWNE.Now, God save thy life.ROSALINE.And yours from long living.BEROWNE.I cannot stay thanksgiving.[He exits.]EnterDumaine.DUMAINE.Sir, I pray you, a word. What lady is that same?BOYET.The heir of Alençon, Katharine her name.DUMAINE.A gallant lady. Monsieur, fare you well.[He exits.]EnterLongaville.LONGAVILLE.I beseech you a word. What is she in the white?BOYET.A woman sometimes, an you saw her in the light.LONGAVILLE.Perchance light in the light. I desire her name.BOYET.She hath but one for herself; to desire that were a shame.LONGAVILLE.Pray you, sir, whose daughter?BOYET.Her mother’s, I have heard.LONGAVILLE.God’s blessing on your beard!BOYET.Good sir, be not offended.She is an heir of Falconbridge.LONGAVILLE.Nay, my choler is ended.She is a most sweet lady.BOYET.Not unlike, sir; that may be.[ExitLongaville.]EnterBerowne.BEROWNE.What’s her name in the cap?BOYET.Rosaline, by good hap.BEROWNE.Is she wedded or no?BOYET.To her will, sir, or so.BEROWNE.You are welcome, sir. Adieu.BOYET.Farewell to me, sir, and welcome to you.[ExitBerowne.]MARIA.That last is Berowne, the merry madcap lord.Not a word with him but a jest.BOYET.And every jest but a word.PRINCESS.It was well done of you to take him at his word.BOYET.I was as willing to grapple as he was to board.KATHARINE.Two hot sheeps, marry!BOYET.And wherefore not ships?No sheep, sweet lamb, unless we feed on your lips.KATHARINE.You sheep and I pasture. Shall that finish the jest?BOYET.So you grant pasture for me.[He tries to kiss her.]KATHARINE.Not so, gentle beast.My lips are no common, though several they be.BOYET.Belonging to whom?KATHARINE.To my fortunes and me.PRINCESS.Good wits will be jangling; but, gentles, agree.This civil war of wits were much better usedOn Navarre and his bookmen, for here ’tis abused.BOYET.If my observation, which very seldom lies,By the heart’s still rhetoric disclosed with eyes,Deceive me not now, Navarre is infected.PRINCESS.With what?BOYET.With that which we lovers entitle “affected”.PRINCESS.Your reason.BOYET.Why, all his behaviours did make their retireTo the court of his eye, peeping thorough desire.His heart, like an agate, with your print impressed,Proud with his form, in his eye pride expressed.His tongue, all impatient to speak and not see,Did stumble with haste in his eyesight to be;All senses to that sense did make their repair,To feel only looking on fairest of fair.Methought all his senses were locked in his eye,As jewels in crystal for some prince to buy;Who, tend’ring their own worth from where they were glassed,Did point you to buy them, along as you passed.His face’s own margent did quote such amazesThat all eyes saw his eyes enchanted with gazes.I’ll give you Aquitaine, and all that is his,An you give him for my sake but one loving kiss.PRINCESS.Come, to our pavilion. Boyet is disposed.BOYET.But to speak that in words which his eye hath disclosed.I only have made a mouth of his eyeBy adding a tongue which I know will not lie.ROSALINE.Thou art an old love-monger, and speakest skilfully.MARIA.He is Cupid’s grandfather, and learns news of him.ROSALINE.Then was Venus like her mother; for her father is but grim.BOYET.Do you hear, my mad wenches?MARIA.No.BOYET.What, then, do you see?ROSALINE.Ay, our way to be gone.BOYET.You are too hard for me.[Exeunt.]
Enter thePrincess of France,with three attending Ladies:Rosaline, Maria, Katharineand three Lords:Boyet,and two others.
BOYET.Now, madam, summon up your dearest spirits.Consider who the King your father sends,To whom he sends, and what’s his embassy.Yourself, held precious in the world’s esteem,To parley with the sole inheritorOf all perfections that a man may owe,Matchless Navarre; the plea of no less weightThan Aquitaine, a dowry for a queen.Be now as prodigal of all dear graceAs Nature was in making graces dearWhen she did starve the general world besideAnd prodigally gave them all to you.
PRINCESS.Good Lord Boyet, my beauty, though but mean,Needs not the painted flourish of your praise.Beauty is bought by judgement of the eye,Not uttered by base sale of chapmen’s tongues.I am less proud to hear you tell my worthThan you much willing to be counted wiseIn spending your wit in the praise of mine.But now to task the tasker: good Boyet,You are not ignorant, all-telling fameDoth noise abroad Navarre hath made a vow,Till painful study shall outwear three years,No woman may approach his silent court.Therefore to’s seemeth it a needful course,Before we enter his forbidden gates,To know his pleasure; and in that behalf,Bold of your worthiness, we single youAs our best-moving fair solicitor.Tell him the daughter of the King of France,On serious business craving quick dispatch,Importunes personal conference with his Grace.Haste, signify so much, while we attend,Like humble-visaged suitors, his high will.
BOYET.Proud of employment, willingly I go.
PRINCESS.All pride is willing pride, and yours is so.
[ExitBoyet.]
Who are the votaries, my loving lords,That are vow-fellows with this virtuous Duke?
LORD.Lord Longaville is one.
PRINCESS.Know you the man?
MARIA.I know him, madam. At a marriage feastBetween Lord Perigort and the beauteous heirOf Jaques Falconbridge, solemnizedIn Normandy, saw I this Longaville.A man of sovereign parts, he is esteemed,Well fitted in arts, glorious in arms.Nothing becomes him ill that he would well.The only soil of his fair virtue’s gloss,If virtue’s gloss will stain with any soil,Is a sharp wit matched with too blunt a will,Whose edge hath power to cut, whose will still willsIt should none spare that come within his power.
PRINCESS.Some merry mocking lord, belike. Is’t so?
MARIA.They say so most that most his humours know.
PRINCESS.Such short-lived wits do wither as they grow.Who are the rest?
KATHARINE.The young Dumaine, a well-accomplished youth,Of all that virtue love for virtue loved;Most power to do most harm, least knowing ill,For he hath wit to make an ill shape good,And shape to win grace though he had no wit.I saw him at the Duke Alençon’s once;And much too little of that good I sawIs my report to his great worthiness.
ROSALINE.Another of these students at that timeWas there with him, if I have heard a truth.Berowne they call him, but a merrier man,Within the limit of becoming mirth,I never spent an hour’s talk withal.His eye begets occasion for his wit,For every object that the one doth catchThe other turns to a mirth-moving jest,Which his fair tongue, conceit’s expositor,Delivers in such apt and gracious wordsThat aged ears play truant at his tales,And younger hearings are quite ravished,So sweet and voluble is his discourse.
PRINCESS.God bless my ladies! Are they all in love,That every one her own hath garnishedWith such bedecking ornaments of praise?
LORD.Here comes Boyet.
EnterBoyet.
PRINCESS.Now, what admittance, lord?
BOYET.Navarre had notice of your fair approach,And he and his competitors in oathWere all addressed to meet you, gentle lady,Before I came. Marry, thus much I have learned:He rather means to lodge you in the field,Like one that comes here to besiege his court,Than seek a dispensation for his oath,To let you enter his unpeopled house.
EnterKing of Navarre, Longaville, Dumaine, Berowneand Attendants.
Here comes Navarre.
KING.Fair Princess, welcome to the court of Navarre.
PRINCESS.“Fair” I give you back again, and “welcome” I have not yet. The roof of this court is too high to be yours, and welcome to the wide fields too base to be mine.
KING.You shall be welcome, madam, to my court.
PRINCESS.I will be welcome then. Conduct me thither.
KING.Hear me, dear lady. I have sworn an oath.
PRINCESS.Our Lady help my lord! He’ll be forsworn.
KING.Not for the world, fair madam, by my will.
PRINCESS.Why, will shall break it; will, and nothing else.
KING.Your ladyship is ignorant what it is.
PRINCESS.Were my lord so, his ignorance were wise,Where now his knowledge must prove ignorance.I hear your Grace hath sworn out housekeeping.’Tis deadly sin to keep that oath, my lord,And sin to break it.But pardon me, I am too sudden bold.To teach a teacher ill beseemeth me.Vouchsafe to read the purpose of my coming,And suddenly resolve me in my suit.
[She gives him a paper.]
KING.Madam, I will, if suddenly I may.
PRINCESS.You will the sooner that I were away,For you’ll prove perjured if you make me stay.
[The King reads the paper.]
BEROWNE.[To Rosaline.] Did not I dance with you in Brabant once?
ROSALINE.Did not I dance with you in Brabant once?
BEROWNE.I know you did.
ROSALINE.How needless was it thenTo ask the question!
BEROWNE.You must not be so quick.
ROSALINE.’Tis long of you that spur me with such questions.
BEROWNE.Your wit’s too hot, it speeds too fast, ’twill tire.
ROSALINE.Not till it leave the rider in the mire.
BEROWNE.What time o’ day?
ROSALINE.The hour that fools should ask.
BEROWNE.Now fair befall your mask.
ROSALINE.Fair fall the face it covers.
BEROWNE.And send you many lovers!
ROSALINE.Amen, so you be none.
BEROWNE.Nay, then will I be gone.
KING.Madam, your father here doth intimateThe payment of a hundred thousand crowns,Being but the one half of an entire sumDisbursed by my father in his wars.But say that he or we, as neither have,Received that sum, yet there remains unpaidA hundred thousand more, in surety of the whichOne part of Aquitaine is bound to us,Although not valued to the money’s worth.If then the King your father will restoreBut that one half which is unsatisfied,We will give up our right in Aquitaine,And hold fair friendship with his majesty.But that, it seems, he little purposeth;For here he doth demand to have repaidA hundred thousand crowns, and not demands,On payment of a hundred thousand crowns,To have his title live in Aquitaine,Which we much rather had depart withal,And have the money by our father lent,Than Aquitaine, so gelded as it is.Dear Princess, were not his requests so farFrom reason’s yielding, your fair self should makeA yielding ’gainst some reason in my breast,And go well satisfied to France again.
PRINCESS.You do the King my father too much wrong,And wrong the reputation of your name,In so unseeming to confess receiptOf that which hath so faithfully been paid.
KING.I do protest I never heard of it;And, if you prove it, I’ll repay it backOr yield up Aquitaine.
PRINCESS.We arrest your word.Boyet, you can produce acquittancesFor such a sum from special officersOf Charles his father.
KING.Satisfy me so.
BOYET.So please your Grace, the packet is not comeWhere that and other specialties are bound.Tomorrow you shall have a sight of them.
KING.It shall suffice me; at which interviewAll liberal reason I will yield unto.Meantime receive such welcome at my handAs honour, without breach of honour, mayMake tender of to thy true worthiness.You may not come, fair Princess, in my gates,But here without you shall be so receivedAs you shall deem yourself lodged in my heart,Though so denied fair harbour in my house.Your own good thoughts excuse me, and farewell.Tomorrow shall we visit you again.
PRINCESS.Sweet health and fair desires consort your Grace.
KING.Thy own wish wish I thee in every place.
[Exeunt theKing, LongavilleandDumaine.]
BEROWNE.Lady, I will commend you to mine own heart.
ROSALINE.Pray you, do my commendations; I would be glad to see it.
BEROWNE.I would you heard it groan.
ROSALINE.Is the fool sick?
BEROWNE.Sick at the heart.
ROSALINE.Alack, let it blood.
BEROWNE.Would that do it good?
ROSALINE.My physic says “ay”.
BEROWNE.Will you prick’t with your eye?
ROSALINE.Non point, with my knife.
BEROWNE.Now, God save thy life.
ROSALINE.And yours from long living.
BEROWNE.I cannot stay thanksgiving.
[He exits.]
EnterDumaine.
DUMAINE.Sir, I pray you, a word. What lady is that same?
BOYET.The heir of Alençon, Katharine her name.
DUMAINE.A gallant lady. Monsieur, fare you well.
[He exits.]
EnterLongaville.
LONGAVILLE.I beseech you a word. What is she in the white?
BOYET.A woman sometimes, an you saw her in the light.
LONGAVILLE.Perchance light in the light. I desire her name.
BOYET.She hath but one for herself; to desire that were a shame.
LONGAVILLE.Pray you, sir, whose daughter?
BOYET.Her mother’s, I have heard.
LONGAVILLE.God’s blessing on your beard!
BOYET.Good sir, be not offended.She is an heir of Falconbridge.
LONGAVILLE.Nay, my choler is ended.She is a most sweet lady.
BOYET.Not unlike, sir; that may be.
[ExitLongaville.]
EnterBerowne.
BEROWNE.What’s her name in the cap?
BOYET.Rosaline, by good hap.
BEROWNE.Is she wedded or no?
BOYET.To her will, sir, or so.
BEROWNE.You are welcome, sir. Adieu.
BOYET.Farewell to me, sir, and welcome to you.
[ExitBerowne.]
MARIA.That last is Berowne, the merry madcap lord.Not a word with him but a jest.
BOYET.And every jest but a word.
PRINCESS.It was well done of you to take him at his word.
BOYET.I was as willing to grapple as he was to board.
KATHARINE.Two hot sheeps, marry!
BOYET.And wherefore not ships?No sheep, sweet lamb, unless we feed on your lips.
KATHARINE.You sheep and I pasture. Shall that finish the jest?
BOYET.So you grant pasture for me.
[He tries to kiss her.]
KATHARINE.Not so, gentle beast.My lips are no common, though several they be.
BOYET.Belonging to whom?
KATHARINE.To my fortunes and me.
PRINCESS.Good wits will be jangling; but, gentles, agree.This civil war of wits were much better usedOn Navarre and his bookmen, for here ’tis abused.
BOYET.If my observation, which very seldom lies,By the heart’s still rhetoric disclosed with eyes,Deceive me not now, Navarre is infected.
PRINCESS.With what?
BOYET.With that which we lovers entitle “affected”.
PRINCESS.Your reason.
BOYET.Why, all his behaviours did make their retireTo the court of his eye, peeping thorough desire.His heart, like an agate, with your print impressed,Proud with his form, in his eye pride expressed.His tongue, all impatient to speak and not see,Did stumble with haste in his eyesight to be;All senses to that sense did make their repair,To feel only looking on fairest of fair.Methought all his senses were locked in his eye,As jewels in crystal for some prince to buy;Who, tend’ring their own worth from where they were glassed,Did point you to buy them, along as you passed.His face’s own margent did quote such amazesThat all eyes saw his eyes enchanted with gazes.I’ll give you Aquitaine, and all that is his,An you give him for my sake but one loving kiss.
PRINCESS.Come, to our pavilion. Boyet is disposed.
BOYET.But to speak that in words which his eye hath disclosed.I only have made a mouth of his eyeBy adding a tongue which I know will not lie.
ROSALINE.Thou art an old love-monger, and speakest skilfully.
MARIA.He is Cupid’s grandfather, and learns news of him.
ROSALINE.Then was Venus like her mother; for her father is but grim.
BOYET.Do you hear, my mad wenches?
MARIA.No.
BOYET.What, then, do you see?
ROSALINE.Ay, our way to be gone.
BOYET.You are too hard for me.
[Exeunt.]