No. 269. Tuesday, January8

Dear Spec,I suppose this letter will find thee150picking of daisies, or smelling to a lock of hay, or passing away thy time in some innocent country diversion of the like nature. I have however orders from the club to summon thee up to town, being all of us cursedly afraid thou wilt not be able to relish our company, after thy conversations with Moll White and Will Wimble. Prithee do not send us up any more stories of a cock and a bull, nor frighten the town with spirits and witches. Thy speculations begin to smell confoundedly of woods and meadows. If thou dost not come up quickly, we shall conclude that thou art in love with one of Sir Roger’s dairymaids. Service to the Knight. Sir Andrew is grown the cock of the club since he left us, and if he does not return quickly will make every mother’s son of us commonwealth’s men151.Dear Spec,Thine eternally,Will Honeycomb.

Dear Spec,

I suppose this letter will find thee150picking of daisies, or smelling to a lock of hay, or passing away thy time in some innocent country diversion of the like nature. I have however orders from the club to summon thee up to town, being all of us cursedly afraid thou wilt not be able to relish our company, after thy conversations with Moll White and Will Wimble. Prithee do not send us up any more stories of a cock and a bull, nor frighten the town with spirits and witches. Thy speculations begin to smell confoundedly of woods and meadows. If thou dost not come up quickly, we shall conclude that thou art in love with one of Sir Roger’s dairymaids. Service to the Knight. Sir Andrew is grown the cock of the club since he left us, and if he does not return quickly will make every mother’s son of us commonwealth’s men151.

Dear Spec,Thine eternally,

Will Honeycomb.

143Spring.Start from its hiding-place.144Particular.Peculiar.145White witch.One who uses supernatural powers, but only for good purposes.146Converses very promiscuously.Mixes with all sorts of people.147Discarded.Out of office.148Discovers.Reveals.149Neighbourhood.Sociability.150Thee.The now obsolete familiar use ofthouandthee.151Commonwealth’s men.Republicans.

143Spring.Start from its hiding-place.

144Particular.Peculiar.

145White witch.One who uses supernatural powers, but only for good purposes.

146Converses very promiscuously.Mixes with all sorts of people.

147Discarded.Out of office.

148Discovers.Reveals.

149Neighbourhood.Sociability.

150Thee.The now obsolete familiar use ofthouandthee.

151Commonwealth’s men.Republicans.

Aevo rarissima nostroSimplicitas.Ovid,Ars Am.lib. i. ver. 241.Most rare is now our old simplicity.Dryden.

Aevo rarissima nostroSimplicitas.Ovid,Ars Am.lib. i. ver. 241.

Most rare is now our old simplicity.Dryden.

I was this morning surprised with a great knocking at the door, when my landlady’s daughter came up to me, and told me that there was a man below desired to speak with me. Upon my asking her who it was, she told me it was a very grave elderly person, but that she did not know his name. I immediately went down to him, and found him to be the coachman of my worthy friend Sir Roger de Coverley. He told me, that his master came to town last night, and would be glad to take a turn152with me in Gray’s Inn walks. As I was wondering in myself what had brought Sir Roger to town, not having lately received any letter from him, he told me that his master was come up to get a sight of Prince Eugene153, and that he desired I would immediately meet him.

I was not a little pleased with the curiosity of the old Knight, though I did not much wonder at it, having heard him say more than once in private discourse, that he looked upon Prince Eugenio (forso the Knight always calls him) to be a greater man than Scanderbeg154.

I was no sooner come into Gray’s Inn walks, but I heard my friend upon the terrace hemming155twice or thrice to himself with great vigour, for he loves to clear his pipes in good air (to make use of his own phrase), and is not a little pleased with any one who takes notice of the strength which he still exerts in his morning hems.

I was touched with a secret joy at the sight of the good old man, who before he saw me was engaged in conversation with a beggar man that had asked an alms of him. I could hear my friend chide him for not finding out some work; but at the same time saw him put his hand in his pocket and give him sixpence.

Our salutations were very hearty on both sides, consisting of many kind shakes of the hand, and several affectionate looks which we cast upon one another. After which the Knight told me my good friend his chaplain was very well, and much at my service, and that the Sunday before he had made a most incomparable sermon out of Dr. Barrow. “I have left,” says he, “all my affairs in his hands, and being willing to lay an obligation upon him, have deposited with him thirty merks156, to be distributed among his poor parishioners.”

He then proceeded to acquaint me with the welfare of Will Wimble. Upon which he put his hand into his fob157, and presented me in his name with a tobacco-stopper, telling me that Will had been busy all the beginning of the winter in turning great quantities of them; and that he made a present of one to every gentleman in the country who has good principles, and smokes. He added, that poor Will was at present under great tribulation, for that Tom Touchy had taken the law of him for cutting some hazel-sticks out of one of his hedges.

Among other pieces of news which the Knight brought from his country seat, he informed me that Moll White was dead; and that about a month after her death the wind was so very high, that it blew down the end of one of his barns. “But for my own part,” says Sir Roger, “I do not think that the old woman had any hand in it.”

He afterwards fell into an account of the diversions which had passed in his house during the holidays; for Sir Roger, after the laudable custom of his ancestors, always keeps open house at Christmas. I learned from him that he had killed eight fat hogs for this season, that he had dealt about his chines very liberally amongst his neighbours, and that in particular he had sent a string of hogs-puddings with a pack of cards to every poor family in the parish. “I have often thought,” says Sir Roger, “it happens very well that Christmas should fall out in the middle of winter. It is the most deaduncomfortable time of the year, when the poor people would suffer very much from their poverty and cold, if they had not good cheer, warm fires, and Christmas gambols to support them. I love to rejoice their poor hearts at this season, and to see the whole village merry in my great hall. I allow a double quantity of malt to my small beer, and set it a running for twelve days to every one that calls for it. I have always a piece of cold beef and a mince-pie upon the table, and am wonderfully pleased to see my tenants pass away a whole evening in playing their innocent tricks, and smutting one another158. Our friend Will Wimble is as merry as any of them, and shows a thousand roguish tricks upon these occasions.”

I was very much delighted with the reflection of my old friend, which carried so much goodness in it. He then launched out into the praise of the late Act of Parliament159for securing the Church of England, and told me, with great satisfaction, that he believed it already began to take effect, for that a rigid dissenter who chanced to dine at his house on Christmas Day, had been observed to eat very plentifully of his plum-porridge160.

After having dispatched all our country matters, Sir Roger made several inquiries concerning the club, and particularly of his old antagonist Sir AndrewFreeport. He asked me with a kind of a smile, whether Sir Andrew had not taken the advantage of his absence, to vent among them some of his republican doctrines; but soon after gathering up his countenance into a more than ordinary seriousness, “Tell me truly,” says he, “do not you think Sir Andrew had a hand in the Pope’s procession161?”—but without giving me time to answer him, “Well, well,” says he, “I know you are a wary man, and do not care to talk of public matters.”

The Knight then asked me if I had seen Prince Eugenio, and made me promise to get him a stand in some convenient place, where he might have a full sight of that extraordinary man, whose presence does so much honour to the British nation. He dwelt very long on the praises of this great general, and I found that, since I was with him in the country, he had drawn many just observations together out of his reading in Baker’sChronicle162, and other authors, who always lie in his hall window, which very much redound to the honour of this prince.

Having passed away the greatest part of the morning in hearing the Knight’s reflections, which were partly private, and partly political, he asked me if I would smoke a pipe with him over a dish of coffee at Squire’s. As I love the old man, I take delight in complying with everything that is agreeable to him, and accordingly waited on163him to thecoffee-house, where his venerable figure drew upon us the eyes of the whole room. He had no sooner seated himself at the upper end of the high table, but he called for a clean pipe, a paper of tobacco, a dish of coffee, a wax-candle, and theSupplement, with such an air of cheerfulness and good humour, that all the boys164in the coffee-room (who seemed to take pleasure in serving him) were at once employed on his several errands, insomuch that nobody else could come at a dish of tea, until the Knight had got all his conveniences about him.

152Turn.Stroll.153Prince Eugene.Prince of Savoy (1663-1736), who aided Marlborough at Blenheim and elsewhere, and was at this time on a visit to London.154Scanderbeg.George Castriota, a famous Albanian leader against the Turks (1403-68).155Hemming.Clearing his throat.156Merks.A merk is 13s. 4d., but only as a measure of value, not an actual coin. Compare our present use of a guinea.157Fob.Small pocket.158Smutting one another.Blacking one another’s faces in sport.159Act of Parliament.Act of Occasional Uniformity, 1710.160Rigid dissenter ... plum porridge.Many Puritans refused to observe Christmas Day, regarding it as smacking of Popery.161Pope’s procession.An annual Whig demonstration.162Baker’s Chronicle.Chronicle of the Kings of England(1643), by Sir Richard Baker.163Waited on.Accompanied.164Boys.Waiters.

152Turn.Stroll.

153Prince Eugene.Prince of Savoy (1663-1736), who aided Marlborough at Blenheim and elsewhere, and was at this time on a visit to London.

154Scanderbeg.George Castriota, a famous Albanian leader against the Turks (1403-68).

155Hemming.Clearing his throat.

156Merks.A merk is 13s. 4d., but only as a measure of value, not an actual coin. Compare our present use of a guinea.

157Fob.Small pocket.

158Smutting one another.Blacking one another’s faces in sport.

159Act of Parliament.Act of Occasional Uniformity, 1710.

160Rigid dissenter ... plum porridge.Many Puritans refused to observe Christmas Day, regarding it as smacking of Popery.

161Pope’s procession.An annual Whig demonstration.

162Baker’s Chronicle.Chronicle of the Kings of England(1643), by Sir Richard Baker.

163Waited on.Accompanied.

164Boys.Waiters.

Ire tamen restat, Numa quo devenit, et Ancus.Hor.Ep.vi. l. i. ver. 27.With Ancus, and with Numa, kings of Rome,We must descend into the silent tomb.

Ire tamen restat, Numa quo devenit, et Ancus.Hor.Ep.vi. l. i. ver. 27.

With Ancus, and with Numa, kings of Rome,We must descend into the silent tomb.

My friend Sir Roger de Coverley told me the other night, that he had been reading my paper upon Westminster Abbey, “in which,” says he, “there are a great many ingenious fancies.” He told me at the same time, that he observed I had promised another paper upon the Tombs, and that he should be glad to go and see them with me, not having visited them since he had read history. I could not at first imagine how this came into the Knight’s head, till I recollected that he had been very busyall last summer upon Baker’sChronicle, which he has quoted several times in his disputes with Sir Andrew Freeport since his last coming to town. Accordingly I promised to call upon him the next morning, that we might go together to the Abbey.

I found the Knight under his butler’s hands, who always shaves him. He was no sooner dressed than he called for a glass of the widow Trueby’s water, which they told me he always drank before he went abroad. He recommended to me a dram of it at the same time, with so much heartiness, that I could not forbear drinking it. As soon as I had got it down, I found it very unpalatable, upon which the Knight observing that I had made several wry faces, told me that he knew I should not like it at first, but that it was the best thing in the world against the stone or gravel.

I could have wished indeed that he had acquainted me with the virtues of it sooner; but it was too late to complain, and I knew what he had done was out of goodwill. Sir Roger told me further, that he looked upon it to be very good for a man whilst he stayed in town, to keep off infection, and that he got together a quantity of it upon the first news of the sickness being at Dantzick: when of a sudden, turning short to one of his servants who stood behind him, he bid him call a hackney-coach, and take care it was an elderly man that drove it.

He then resumed his discourse upon Mrs. Trueby’s water, telling me that the widow Trueby was one who did more good than all the doctors or apothecariesin the country: that she distilled every poppy that grew within five miles of her; that she distributed her water gratis among all sorts of people; to which the Knight added, that she had a very great jointure165, and that the whole country would fain have it a match between him and her; “and truly,” says Sir Roger, “if I had not been engaged166, perhaps I could not have done better.”

His discourse was broken off by his man’s telling him he had called a coach. Upon our going to it, after having cast his eye upon the wheels, he asked the coachman if his axle-tree was good; upon the fellow’s telling him he would warrant it, the Knight turned to me, told me he looked like an honest man, and went in without further ceremony.

We had not gone far, when Sir Roger, popping out his head, called the coachman down from his box, and, upon presenting himself at the window, asked him if he smoked; as I was considering what this would end in, he bid him stop by the way at any good tobacconist’s and take in a roll of their best Virginia. Nothing material happened in the remaining part of our journey, till we were set down at the west end of the Abbey.

As we went up the body of the church, the Knight pointed at the trophies upon one of the new monuments, and cried out, “A brave man, I warrant him!” Passing afterwards by Sir Cloudesley Shovel167,he flung his hand that way, and cried, “Sir Cloudesley Shovel! a very gallant man!” As he stood before Busby’s tomb, the Knight uttered himself again after the same manner, “Dr. Busby168, a great man! he whipped my grandfather; a very great man! I should have gone to him myself, if I had not been a blockhead; a very great man!”

We were immediately conducted to the little chapel on the right hand. Sir Roger, planting himself at our historian’s elbow, was very attentive to everything he said, particularly to the account he gave us of the lord who had cut off the King of Morocco’s head. Among several other figures, he was very well pleased to see the statesman Cecil169upon his knees; and concluding them all to be great men, was conducted to the figure which represents that martyr to good housewifery, who died by the prick of a needle. Upon our interpreter’s telling us that she was a maid of honour to Queen Elizabeth, the Knight was very inquisitive into her name and family; and after having regarded her finger for some time, “I wonder,” says he, “that Sir Richard Baker has said nothing of her in hisChronicle.”

We were then conveyed to the two coronation chairs, where my old friend after having heard that the stone underneath the most ancient of them, which was brought from Scotland, was called “Jacob’s pillar,” sat himself down in the chair;and looking like the figure of an old Gothic king, asked our interpreter, what authority they had to say that Jacob had ever been in Scotland? The fellow, instead of returning him an answer, told him, that he hoped his honour would pay his forfeit170. I could observe Sir Roger a little ruffled upon being thus trepanned; but our guide not insisting upon his demand, the Knight soon recovered his good humour, and whispered in my ear, that if Will Wimble were with us, and saw those two chairs, it would go hard but he would get a tobacco-stopper out of one or the other of them.

Sir Roger, in the next place, laid his hand upon Edward the Third’s sword, and leaning upon the pommel171of it, gave us the whole history of the Black Prince; concluding, that, in Sir Richard Baker’s opinion, Edward the Third was one of the greatest princes that ever sat upon the English throne.

We were then shown Edward the Confessor’s tomb; upon which Sir Roger acquainted us, that he was the first who touched for the evil172; and afterwards Henry the Fourth’s, upon which he shook his head, and told us there was fine reading in the casualties173of that reign.

Our conductor then pointed to that monument where there is the figure of one of our English kings without an head; and upon giving us to know, thatthe head, which was of beaten silver, had been stolen away several years since: “Some Whig, I’ll warrant you,” says Sir Roger; “you ought to lock up your kings better; they will carry off the body too, if you don’t take care.”

The glorious names of Henry the Fifth and Queen Elizabeth gave the Knight great opportunities of shining, and of doing justice to Sir Richard Baker; who, as our Knight observed with some surprise, had a great many kings in him, whose monuments he had not seen in the Abbey.

For my own part, I could not but be pleased to see the Knight show such an honest passion for the glory of his country, and such a respectful gratitude to the memory of its princes.

I must not omit, that the benevolence of my good old friend, which flows out towards every one he converses with, made him very kind to our interpreter, whom he looked upon as an extraordinary man; for which reason he shook him by the hand at parting, telling him, that he should be very glad to see him at his lodgings in Norfolk Buildings, and talk over these matters with him more at leisure.

165Jointure.Settlement.166Engaged.Pledged.167Sir Cloudesley Shovel.Admiral Sir Cloudesley Shovel, drowned off the Scilly Isles, 1707.168Dr. Busby.The famous flogging headmaster of Westminster.169Cecil.Lord Burleigh, Queen Elizabeth’s Lord High Treasurer.170Forfeit.Gratuity due for sitting in the chair.171Pommel.Part of the hilt.172Touched for the evil.The royal touch was regarded as a cure for scrofula as late as Queen Anne’s time.173Casualties.Incidents.

165Jointure.Settlement.

166Engaged.Pledged.

167Sir Cloudesley Shovel.Admiral Sir Cloudesley Shovel, drowned off the Scilly Isles, 1707.

168Dr. Busby.The famous flogging headmaster of Westminster.

169Cecil.Lord Burleigh, Queen Elizabeth’s Lord High Treasurer.

170Forfeit.Gratuity due for sitting in the chair.

171Pommel.Part of the hilt.

172Touched for the evil.The royal touch was regarded as a cure for scrofula as late as Queen Anne’s time.

173Casualties.Incidents.

Respicere exemplar vitae morumque jubeboDoctum imitatorem, et veras hinc ducere voces.Hor.Ars Poet.ver. 317.Those are the likest copies, which are drawnFrom the original of human life.Roscommon.

Respicere exemplar vitae morumque jubeboDoctum imitatorem, et veras hinc ducere voces.Hor.Ars Poet.ver. 317.

Those are the likest copies, which are drawnFrom the original of human life.Roscommon.

My friend Sir Roger de Coverley, when we last met together at the club, told me that he had a great mind to see the new tragedy174with me, assuring me at the same time, that he had not been at a play these twenty years. “The last I saw,” said Sir Roger, “was theCommittee, which I should not have gone to neither, had not I been told beforehand that it was a good Church of England comedy.” He then proceeded to inquire of me who this Distressed Mother was; and upon hearing that she was Hector’s widow, he told me that her husband was a brave man, and that when he was a schoolboy he had read his life at the end of the dictionary. My friend asked me, in the next place, if there would not be some danger in coming home late, in case the Mohocks175should be abroad. “I assure you,” says he, “I thought I had fallen into their hands last night; for I observed two or three lusty black men that followed me half-way up Fleet Street, andmended their pace behind me, in proportion as I put on176to get away from them. You must know,” continued the Knight with a smile, “I fancied they had a mind tohuntme; for I remember an honest gentleman in my neighbourhood, who was served such a trick in King Charles the Second’s time, for which reason he has not ventured himself in town ever since. I might have shown them very good sport, had this been their design; for as I am an old fox-hunter, I should have turned and dodged, and have played them a thousand tricks they had never seen in their lives before.” Sir Roger added, that if these gentlemen had any such intention, they did not succeed very well in it; “for I threw them out,” says he, “at the end of Norfolk Street, where I doubled the corner, and got shelter in my lodgings before they could imagine what was become of me. However,” says the Knight, “if Captain Sentry will make one with us to-morrow night, and if you will both of you call upon me about four o’clock, that we may be at the house before it is full, I will have my coach in readiness to attend you, for John tells me he has got the fore-wheels mended.”

The Captain, who did not fail to meet me there at the appointed hour, bid Sir Roger fear nothing, for that he had put on the same sword which he made use of at the battle of Steenkirk. Sir Roger’s servants, and among the rest my old friend the butler, had, I found, provided themselves with goodoaken plants, to attend their master upon this occasion. When we had placed him in his coach, with myself at his left hand, the Captain before him, and his butler at the head of his footmen in the rear, we conveyed him in safety to the play-house, where after having marched up the entry in good order, the Captain and I went in with him, and seated him betwixt us in the pit. As soon as the house was full, and the candles lighted, my old friend stood up and looked about him with that pleasure, which a mind seasoned with humanity177naturally feels in itself, at the sight of a multitude of people who seemed pleased with one another, and partake of the same common entertainment. I could not but fancy to myself, as the old man stood up in the middle of the pit, that he made a very proper centre to a tragic audience. Upon the entering of Pyrrhus178, the Knight told me that he did not believe the King of France himself had a better strut. I was indeed very attentive to my old friend’s remarks, because I looked upon them as a piece of natural criticism, and was well pleased to hear him, at the conclusion of almost every scene, telling me that he could not imagine how the play would end. One while he appeared much concerned for Andromache; and a little while after as much for Hermione; and was extremely puzzled to think what would become of Pyrrhus.

When Sir Roger saw Andromache’s obstinate refusal to her lover’s importunities, he whispered me in the ear, that he was sure she would never have him; to which he added, with a more than ordinary vehemence, “You cannot imagine, sir, what it is to have to do with a widow.” Upon Pyrrhus his179threatening afterwards to leave her, the Knight shook his head and muttered to himself, “Ay, do if you can.” This part dwelt so much upon my friend’s imagination, that at the close of the third act, as I was thinking of something else, he whispered me in the ear, “These widows, sir, are the most perverse creatures in the world. But pray,” says he, “you that are a critic, is the play according to your dramatic rules, as you call them? Should your people in tragedy always talk to be understood? Why, there is not a single sentence in this play that I do not know the meaning of.”

The fourth act very luckily begun before I had time to give the old gentleman an answer: “Well,” says the Knight, sitting down with great satisfaction, “I suppose we are now to see Hector’s ghost.” He then renewed his attention, and, from time to time, fell a praising the widow. He made, indeed, a little mistake as to one of her pages, whom at his first entering he took for Astyanax180; but quickly set himself right in that particular, though, at the same time, he owned he should have been very gladto have seen the little boy, “who,” says he, “must needs be a very fine child by the account that is given of him.” Upon Hermione’s going off with a menace to Pyrrhus, the audience gave a loud clap, to which Sir Roger added, “On my word, a notable young baggage!”

As there was a very remarkable silence and stillness in the audience during the whole action, it was natural for them to take the opportunity of the intervals between the acts, to express their opinion of the players, and of their respective parts. Sir Roger hearing a cluster of them praise Orestes, struck in with them, and told them, that he thought his friend Pylades was a very sensible man; as they were afterwards applauding Pyrrhus, Sir Roger put in a second time: “And let me tell you,” says he, “though he speaks but little, I like the old fellow in whiskers as well as any of them.” Captain Sentry seeing two or three wags, who sat near us, lean with an attentive ear towards Sir Roger, and fearing lest they should smoke181the Knight, plucked him by the elbow, and whispered something in his ear, that lasted till the opening of the fifth act. The Knight was wonderfully attentive to the account which Orestes gives of Pyrrhus his death, and at the conclusion of it, told me it was such a bloody piece of work, that he was glad it was not done upon the stage. Seeing afterwards Orestes in his raving fit, he grew more than ordinary serious, and took occasion to moralise (in his way) upon an evil conscience,adding, thatOrestes, in his madness, looked as if he saw something.

As we were the first that came into the house, so we were the last that went out of it; being resolved to have a clear passage for our old friend, whom we did not care to venture among the justling of the crowd. Sir Roger went out fully satisfied with his entertainment, and we guarded him to his lodging in the same manner that we brought him to the play-house; being highly pleased, for my own part, not only with the performance of the excellent piece which had been presented, but with the satisfaction which it had given to the old man.

174New tragedy.The Distressed Mother, by Ambrose Phillips.175Mohocks.Gangs of rowdies who roamed the streets at night and assaulted passers-by. SeeSpectator,No. 324176Put on.Put on speed.177Seasoned with humanity.Tempered with kindliness.178Pyrrhus.Son of Achilles, to whom Hector’s widow, Andromache, had fallen as his share of the plunder of Troy.179Pyrrhus his.This use is due to a wrong idea that the possessive termination is an abbreviation ofhis.180Astyanax.Son of Hector and Andromache (and subject of one of the most touching passages in Homer).181Smoke.A slang word, equivalent to the modernrag.

174New tragedy.The Distressed Mother, by Ambrose Phillips.

175Mohocks.Gangs of rowdies who roamed the streets at night and assaulted passers-by. SeeSpectator,No. 324

176Put on.Put on speed.

177Seasoned with humanity.Tempered with kindliness.

178Pyrrhus.Son of Achilles, to whom Hector’s widow, Andromache, had fallen as his share of the plunder of Troy.

179Pyrrhus his.This use is due to a wrong idea that the possessive termination is an abbreviation ofhis.

180Astyanax.Son of Hector and Andromache (and subject of one of the most touching passages in Homer).

181Smoke.A slang word, equivalent to the modernrag.

Criminibus debent hortos.Juv.Sat.i. ver. 75.A beauteous garden, but by vice maintain’d.

Criminibus debent hortos.Juv.Sat.i. ver. 75.

A beauteous garden, but by vice maintain’d.

As I was sitting in my chamber and thinking on a subject for my nextSpectator, I heard two or three irregular bounces182at my landlady’s door, and upon the opening of it, a loud cheerful voice inquiring whether the Philosopher was at home. The child who went to the door answered very innocently, that he did not lodge there. I immediately recollected183that it was my good friend Sir Roger’s voice; and that I had promised to go with him on the water to Spring Garden184, in case it proved a good evening. The Knight put me in mind of my promise from the bottom of the staircase, but told me that if I was speculating185he would stay below till I had done. Upon my coming down I found all the children of the family got about my old friend, and my landlady herself, who is a notable prating gossip, engaged in a conference with him; being mightily pleased with his stroking her little boy upon the head, and bidding him be a good child, and mind his book.

We were no sooner come to the Temple stairs, but we were surrounded with a crowd of watermen offering us their respective services. Sir Roger, after having looked about him very attentively, spied one with a wooden leg, and immediately gave him orders to get his boat ready. As we were walking towards it, “You must know,” says Sir Roger, “I never make use of any body to row me, that has not either lost a leg or an arm. I would rather bate him a few strokes of his oar186than not employ an honest man that has been wounded in the Queen’s service. If I was a lord or a bishop, and kept a barge, I would not put a fellow in my livery that had not a wooden leg.”

Man surrounded by children

My old friend, after having seated himself, and trimmed187the boat with his coachman, who, beinga very sober man, always serves for ballast on these occasions, we made the best of our way for Fox-Hall. Sir Roger obliged the waterman to give us the history of his right leg, and hearing that he had left it at La Hogue, with many particulars whichpassed in that glorious action, the Knight in the triumph of his heart made several reflections on the greatness of the British nation; as, that one Englishman could beat three Frenchmen; that we could never be in danger of popery so long as we took care of our fleet; that the Thames was the noblest river in Europe, that London Bridge was a greater piece of work than any of the seven wonders of the world; with many other honest prejudices which naturally cleave to the heart of a true Englishman.

After some short pause, the old Knight turning about his head twice or thrice, to take a survey of this great metropolis, bid me observe how thick the city was set with churches, and that there was scarce a single steeple on this side Temple Bar. “A most heathenish sight!” says Sir Roger: “there is no religion at this end of the town. The fifty new churches188will very much mend the prospect; but church work is slow, church work is slow!”

I do not remember I have anywhere mentioned in Sir Roger’s character, his custom of saluting everybody that passes by him with a good-morrow or a good-night. This the old man does out of the overflowings of his humanity, though at the same time it renders him so popular among all his country neighbours, that it is thought to have gone a good way in making him once or twice knight of the shire189. He cannot forbear this exercise of benevolenceeven in town, when he meets with any one in his morning or evening walk. It broke from him to several boats that passed by us upon the water; but to the Knight’s great surprise, as he gave the good-night to two or three young fellows a little before our landing, one of them, instead of returning the civility, asked us, what queer old put190we had in the boat? with a great deal of the like Thames ribaldry. Sir Roger seemed a little shocked at first, but at length assuming a face of magistracy, told us, “That if he were a Middlesex justice, he would make such vagrants know that her Majesty’s subjects were no more to be abused by water than by land.”

We were now arrived at Spring Garden, which is exquisitely pleasant at this time of the year. When I considered the fragrancy of the walks and bowers, with the choirs of birds that sung upon the trees, and the loose tribe of people that walked under their shades, I could not but look upon the place as a kind of Mahometan paradise. Sir Roger told me it put him in mind of a little coppice by his house in the country, which his chaplain used to call an aviary of nightingales. “You must understand,” says the Knight, “there is nothing in the world that pleases a man in love so much as your nightingale. Ah, Mr. Spectator! the many moonlight nights that I have walked by myself, and thought on the widow by the music of the nightingale!” He here fetched a deep sigh, and was falling into a fit ofmusing, when a mask, who came behind him, gave him a gentle tap upon the shoulder, and asked him if he would drink a bottle of mead with her? But the Knight, being startled at so unexpected a familiarity, and displeased to be interrupted in his thoughts of the widow, told her, “she was a wanton baggage,” and bid her go about her business.

We concluded our walk with a glass of Burton ale, and a slice of hung191beef. When we had done eating ourselves, the Knight called a waiter to him, and bid him carry the remainder to the waterman that had but one leg. I perceived the fellow stared upon him at the oddness of the message, and was going to be saucy; upon which I ratified the Knight’s commands with a peremptory look.

182Bounces.Loud knocks.183Recollected.We should now sayrecognised.184Spring Garden.At Vauxhall.185Speculating.Ruminating.186Bate him a few strokes of his oar.Excuse his rowing slowly.187Trimmed.Balanced.188The fifty new churches.Voted by Parliament in 1711 for the western suburbs.189Knight of the shire.M.P. See p. 44.190Put.Rustic, boor.191Hung.Salted or spiced.

182Bounces.Loud knocks.

183Recollected.We should now sayrecognised.

184Spring Garden.At Vauxhall.

185Speculating.Ruminating.

186Bate him a few strokes of his oar.Excuse his rowing slowly.

187Trimmed.Balanced.

188The fifty new churches.Voted by Parliament in 1711 for the western suburbs.

189Knight of the shire.M.P. See p. 44.

190Put.Rustic, boor.

191Hung.Salted or spiced.

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