Are your neighbors very bad?Pass a Law!Do they smoke? Do they chew?Are they always bothering you?Don’t they do as you would do?Pass a Law!Are your wages awful low?Pass a Law!Are your prices much too high?Do the wife and babies cry’Cause the turkeys all roost high?Pass a Law!When M. D. finds new diseases,Pass a Law!Got the mumps or enfermisis?Measles, croup or “expertesis?”Lest we all fly to piecesPass a Law!Are the lights a-burning red?Pass a Law!Paint ’em green, or paint ’em white!Close up all them places tight!My! Our town is such a sight!Pass a Law!No matter what the trouble,Pass a Law!Goodness sakes! But ain’t it awful?My what are we going to do?Almost anything ain’t lawful,And the judges human, too!Pass a Law!W. L. Wells.(From The Index, Wash. State Ref.)
Are your neighbors very bad?Pass a Law!Do they smoke? Do they chew?Are they always bothering you?Don’t they do as you would do?Pass a Law!Are your wages awful low?Pass a Law!Are your prices much too high?Do the wife and babies cry’Cause the turkeys all roost high?Pass a Law!When M. D. finds new diseases,Pass a Law!Got the mumps or enfermisis?Measles, croup or “expertesis?”Lest we all fly to piecesPass a Law!Are the lights a-burning red?Pass a Law!Paint ’em green, or paint ’em white!Close up all them places tight!My! Our town is such a sight!Pass a Law!No matter what the trouble,Pass a Law!Goodness sakes! But ain’t it awful?My what are we going to do?Almost anything ain’t lawful,And the judges human, too!Pass a Law!W. L. Wells.(From The Index, Wash. State Ref.)
Are your neighbors very bad?Pass a Law!Do they smoke? Do they chew?Are they always bothering you?Don’t they do as you would do?Pass a Law!
Are your neighbors very bad?
Pass a Law!
Do they smoke? Do they chew?
Are they always bothering you?
Don’t they do as you would do?
Pass a Law!
Are your wages awful low?Pass a Law!Are your prices much too high?Do the wife and babies cry’Cause the turkeys all roost high?Pass a Law!
Are your wages awful low?
Pass a Law!
Are your prices much too high?
Do the wife and babies cry
’Cause the turkeys all roost high?
Pass a Law!
When M. D. finds new diseases,Pass a Law!Got the mumps or enfermisis?Measles, croup or “expertesis?”Lest we all fly to piecesPass a Law!
When M. D. finds new diseases,
Pass a Law!
Got the mumps or enfermisis?
Measles, croup or “expertesis?”
Lest we all fly to pieces
Pass a Law!
Are the lights a-burning red?Pass a Law!Paint ’em green, or paint ’em white!Close up all them places tight!My! Our town is such a sight!Pass a Law!
Are the lights a-burning red?
Pass a Law!
Paint ’em green, or paint ’em white!
Close up all them places tight!
My! Our town is such a sight!
Pass a Law!
No matter what the trouble,Pass a Law!Goodness sakes! But ain’t it awful?My what are we going to do?Almost anything ain’t lawful,And the judges human, too!Pass a Law!
No matter what the trouble,
Pass a Law!
Goodness sakes! But ain’t it awful?
My what are we going to do?
Almost anything ain’t lawful,
And the judges human, too!
Pass a Law!
W. L. Wells.(From The Index, Wash. State Ref.)
W. L. Wells.
(From The Index, Wash. State Ref.)